00:00first day of my senior year new school fresh start let's do this good morning
00:13Miss Hailey your Gucci outfit and Chanel handbag for today Chanel backpack and
00:17backup Chanel handbag and your customized Sellerang heels thanks guys but
00:23this year I'm changing things up I'm going to pick out my own clothes
00:35I wonder if they're gonna have like party sweetheart what are you wearing what and
00:42what's with the bike dad I don't want to be known as the Captain Harris okay I want
00:47to make real friends no daughter of mine is riding a bike to school I don't want
00:51to be known as an Apple baby this is the whole reason why I'm transferring remember
00:56safe yes it's fine I'll be fine love you love you too Adam let's follow her
01:06OMG I heard the Kaplan heiress is transferring here today shut up we have to find a way to
01:17get into her inner circle ASAP and that is exactly why I don't want people to know I'm
01:24a Kaplan you look what the goodwill dragged in eavesdropping much loser careful girl she
01:33might ask for spare change Wow your insults are just as basic as your personalities what
01:39did you just say you bargain bin reject oops did I ruin your cartoon helmet what are you five
01:48oh what are you doing let go oh is the little baby gonna cry
01:55I guess I'll have to take the short vest like the other freaks
02:09oh my god
02:14Western high prepare to be blessed by my presence
02:38you must be the Kaplan heiress I'm Gail you're you're everything I maxed out all my cards to rent
02:53this ride and outfit to make a splash on day one and now these idiots think I'm the Kaplan heiress
03:00what a nice surprise time to cash in on this golden ticket that's me the one and only Candace Kaplan
03:11what the hell she's stealing my identity
03:16excuse me but you don't look like a Kaplan to me
03:24and who's this the janitor's unfortunate offspring ignore her she wouldn't recognize you if you hit
03:42her with your Rolls Royce look at you I wouldn't be caught dead wearing a potato sack like that
03:51save by the bell loser don't worry I'll catch you at recess girls walk with me
04:02oh and make yourselves useful I could expose her right now but then what back to being a Kaplan
04:14surrounded by fake friends and gold diggers fine Candace Kaplan
04:20you want to be a Kaplan so bad let's see how long you can keep up the act
04:26may I have everyone's attention please
04:43I'm Candace I'm Candace Kaplan and yes I am the Kaplan heiress I'm so glad to be here for my senior year
04:52I heard her family owns the Empire State Building ain't gonna lie that's mad cool
04:58please no special treatment just because of who I am
05:02you you what's so funny first day of school and you're already being rude to appear keep that up
05:10young lady and I'll give you detention no miss Darcy I didn't mean it it's okay miss Darcy she didn't mean
05:18I'm sure she's just jealous well that's very generous of you Candace that's what an airy should be in fact I'm so generous that I've decided to throw an exclusive birthday party tonight invite only at my favorite restaurant of course some people won't be getting an invite I have standards after all
05:23yeah no discount rack around she's gonna be
05:52after diving for her dinner well I heard the Kaplan's have a castle so I'm sure everyone would love to see what that looks like
06:03yes yes let's have the party at your castle where the hell am I going to get a castle
06:11well the castle isn't really open to the people these aren't people miss Kaplan they're your friends
06:20right I'm sure you would love to spend your birthday with your friends in your castle
06:25fine I'll make a call and get everything ready for tonight
06:32no if you'll excuse me
06:35let's see how you pull this off
06:40come on
06:56Candace honey I'm working what's up?
07:00mom you're at the Kaplan place right? I need you to find a way to let me in tonight
07:05I'm throwing a party and it's not like they use it anyway
07:08what? Candace I'm just the maid
07:12the Kaplans were generous enough to give us money for your tuition but I just I just came
07:17okay I don't have time for this crap it's bad enough having a cleaner as a mom
07:22okay I deserve this please
07:25I'll um I'll see what I can do
07:29thanks mommy bye
07:32excuse me what is this?
07:36it's it's just food
07:39shouldn't have said no to the omelet this morning
07:43you're so sorry
07:44that's so great
07:45I know
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08:07oh my god
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08:09oh my god I'm so sorry I didn't see you there you just blended in with the loser so well
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08:29you know Candace for someone who claims to be so rich and powerful you sure are obsessed
08:36with me
08:37obsessed
08:39I think the word you're looking for is disgusted
08:41really?
08:42because you keep coming at me
08:44and I just find it so funny that the supposed Kaplan heiress is just so threatened by a nobody like me
08:53threatened?
08:55don't make me laugh
08:57someone has to show a troll like you how these things work
09:00know your place you little peasant
09:02my place?
09:04and what's your place Candace?
09:06because from where I'm standing it looks an awful lot like you're desperately trying out for Mean Girls Walmart edition
09:11Oh
09:13Oh
09:19yeah
09:20oh my god
09:22oh my god
09:26No way Little Miss Thrift Store scored that bling legally.
09:39OMG, everyone.
09:40Looks like we've got a kleptomaniac on the loose.
09:44Back off, Candace.
09:46Can you believe Little Miss Wannabe actually had the nerve to steal my Cartier?
09:50As if.
09:51That's a Chinatown special.
09:53Yeah.
09:54Real Cartier costs more than her whole wardrobe.
09:57It's not fake.
10:00Oh, honey.
10:01There's only one authentic Kaplan heirloom and you're looking at its owner.
10:05But I'm the real Kaplan heiress.
10:11Give that back.
10:12My mom gave that to me.
10:14Oh, did your mommy get the five-finger discount?
10:17Oh, my God.
10:18Oh, my God.
10:22Attention, students.
10:23There will be a special assembly in five minutes to welcome the heiress of the Kaplan family,
10:28who has generously donated to our school.
10:30You can fool everyone, but you can't fool Principal Adams.
10:34He met me in person at our house, accepting the donation check.
10:39Wait, that's not Principal Adams.
10:48Students, before I jump into it, I want to remind everyone, don't forget to sign up for the talent show.
10:55And now, please join me and welcome the generous heiress, Ms. Haley Kaplan.
11:00I don't know the heiress, but it must be her.
11:22Plus, I've heard of that Kaplan family heirloom watch she's wearing.
11:27I'm honored to be here.
11:29On behalf of my dad, you're welcome.
11:33Daddy always taught me to give to the less fortunate.
11:41Thank you for that amazing speech.
11:49Where's Principal Adams?
11:52Unfortunately, Principal Adams was hit by our school bus this morning.
11:56He's okay, but will be on leave for the rest of the school year.
12:03What exactly did your daddy donate?
12:08How much?
12:09And for what specifically?
12:13Excuse me?
12:16You heard me.
12:17That's private information.
12:18Not that you know how any of this works, anyway.
12:21Or maybe you're just a big, fat liar.
12:28How dare you make a scene?
12:30Especially in front of the Kaplan heiress?
12:33Her family donated millions to this school, and I will not have you jeopardize that or bully her.
12:38I was not bullying her.
12:40I was asking questions.
12:42Act up again, and I will make sure you get expelled.
12:46Now apologize to Ms. Kaplan.
12:48This has gone too far.
12:51She's walking all over me, and she's going to get me expelled.
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