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00:00These are all so good I don't know how we're gonna decide. Brian? Are you okay?
00:17You haven't tried any of them.
00:21This one's my favorite. I'll go with the vanilla.
00:28Gina, it's my wedding so I will be making the decisions. I'm not really sure why you insisted on coming today.
00:35When were you planning on telling her?
00:38Astrid, there's something I've been meaning to talk to you about.
00:41Ugh, out with it Brian. Astrid?
00:51I'm pregnant with Brian's baby.
00:56That is not funny. I hate to be the one to break it to you, but Brian and I will be getting married in a couple of weeks.
01:04Instead of you. So I'm assuming that you won't be needing a plus one.
01:13Astrid, I'm sorry.
01:16You're sorry? You're sorry? Five years, Brian. Five years. Down the drain.
01:28I've been paying your rent to help you with your business and I've been helping you with your mom when she's sick.
01:34Are you fucking kidding?
01:35Oh my god, stop being so dramatic.
01:37Look, I already packed your shit from his apartment. It's at the dump, where you belong.
01:53Have fun eating cake, you two pieces of shit. Bitch!
02:08I'll move my meeting to Monday. I'm out for the evening as of right now. Good night, Adam.
02:23Wait. Yeah, and he's gone. Good night.
02:29Did you know that if you only sash three out of four tires on a car, the insurance won't cover it?
02:36Oh, and I love cheese. I know this one place that has barrels full of different cheeses from all over the world.
02:41Ryder, you would love it! We should go sometime.
02:45I'm lactose intolerant.
02:46What's lactose intolerant?
02:50Excuse me, I have to use the bathroom.
02:53Sir, Madam asks that I give an eye on you in case you try to run away again.
03:03I appreciate that, Mason, but I'm just going to use the bathroom.
03:07Is that an issue? I'm not 12.
03:23Give me your vest. Give me your pants.
03:49Get the suit.
03:50Oh my god.
03:54Has to be worth like 10,000.
03:58She let more men strip me naked.
04:02Oh, oh my god. Sorry.
04:07Astrid? It really is her.
04:17Hi.
04:19Hi.
04:20Can I walk you home?
04:23And she looks horrified to see me.
04:27I guess that makes sense considering she's my ex.
04:30And I was the one who broke her heart.
04:32Ryder?
04:34Ryder Van Woodson.
04:36What the hell are you doing here?
04:39Ryder Van Woodson.
04:41What the hell are you doing here?
04:42You're not Ryder.
04:45You're not Ryder.
04:47What?
04:48Sorry. Oh my god.
04:49She doesn't recognize that it's me.
04:50You are just the spitting image of this evil ex of mine from high school, but...
04:54But more buff, for sure.
04:59Oh my god.
05:00I've had enough drama for one day to have to deal with that old flame.
05:03He broke up with me randomly.
05:05Crushed me into a million.
05:06If only you knew the truth about why he broke up with me.
05:08I'm blabbering.
05:08I guess it wouldn't hurt to be a good old friendly Clyde for a little bit.
05:12She looks like she really is a friend.
05:14I'm sorry you had a horrible day on behalf of my apparently skinnier and less handsome doppelganger.
05:20Now for your drink.
05:22Yes, you're our godsend, Clyde.
05:25Drink is exactly what I came here for.
05:27A Long Island, please.
05:30A Long Island coming right up.
05:32You know, speaking of dumb reasons to get dumped, I actually just got dumped like 15 minutes ago.
05:39Two weeks before our wedding.
05:41I was pregnant.
05:42You're pregnant?
05:44He dumped you because of a baby?
05:46No.
05:46He knocked out my stepsister.
05:49Oh my god.
05:51We've been together for five years and how much of that time was he pinning down my stepsister?
05:55I mean, am I so just worthless of a girlfriend?
06:01The man I thought I was going to spend the rest of my life with has just been with my stepsister.
06:08That's a very weird tasting Long Island.
06:11That is the, uh, special.
06:15You know, maybe you're supposed to be with someone who actually wants to cherish you.
06:19Someone from the moment that they laid eyes on you knew that you'd be the one for them.
06:24That is a horrible drink.
06:31No offense.
06:33Oh, that is hitting, so thank you.
06:35Um, hi, my baby.
06:43Oh, I just heard.
06:45Ryder, what are you doing here?
06:49I'm here.
06:54My baby.
06:56I'm here.
06:57All right.
06:57I'm here.
06:58I'm here.
06:59I'm here.
06:59I'm here.
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