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00:00today I got divorced by my husband Iden Valentino we've been married for three
00:21years but if fate would have it he doesn't even know what I look like
00:26miss Lisa Sampson I'm here on mr. Iden Valentino's behalf your three-year
00:31marriage contract with him has come to an end these are your divorce papers you
00:36may keep this mansion as well as the two million dollars you previously borrowed
00:39please sign couldn't be bothered to show up to the wedding and now I can't show
00:48up to what is divorce either unfortunately mr. Valentino has business
00:53and brands at the moment right you mean frolicking about with this piece of
00:57shit little girlfriend Patricia Brown
01:13I'm sorry this is just if you could have just pass along final message to him you
01:19know for me sure could you could you just tell him like in this exact wording
01:26okay he was so disappointing as a husband I'd have been better off marrying a
01:31goldfish we're here we're here you commit loose Lisa plenty of fish in the sea
01:51I don't know about this girl don't be hung over that scumbag he never even gave a single damn
02:02about you I'm still hopelessly in love but today I have to let go yeah you're right that arrogant
02:12asshole isn't worth it
02:23thank you thank you
02:27someone spiked my drink with aphrodisiac
02:31whoo smash I found my target how fun okay I'll meet up with you later wait
02:43no Molly wait
02:49oh sorry sorry
03:02are you okay yeah I think somebody kind of actually drug my drink
03:06oh
03:13I didn't Valentino my ex-husband
03:18I didn't Valentino my ex-husband
03:25the whole family's bankrupt brothers across seas chasing down some chick
03:32how the hell you plan on paying us all that debt your dad owes us
03:35I think the only way she can repay us is by breaking her bones
03:38that sounds so bad
03:40hey get away from her
03:43mind your business unless you want your ribs broken too
03:53let's go
03:55let's go
03:56let's go
04:02and that's how it feels to get your rib broken too
04:04are you okay
04:06thank you
04:07yeah of course
04:08what's your name
04:09Ida
04:10thank you Ida
04:11don't mention it
04:12woo
04:25I've had a crush on you for 5 years and married for 3
04:27my husband
04:30you don't even know who I am
04:33Maybe this can be our departing gift.
04:46Then it's goodbye forever.
05:03Wonderful, the mistress calls.
05:15Hello?
05:16Who are you?
05:18Iden Valentino is still asleep.
05:20Who is this?
05:21Why do you have my boyfriend's phone?
05:25Boyfriend?
05:26He was my husband until yesterday.
05:29Iden's been calling me babe in battle night.
05:32Wait, so who do you think I am?
05:33Like, I would never.
05:35Who is this?
05:42You're pretty average.
05:48Payback for not showing up for the divorce.
05:58That is for cheating on me.
06:01You're pretty scumbag.
06:03Thanks, husband.
06:08Can I help you?
06:15Do you want this?
06:16I really don't want it anymore.
06:17Take it.
06:18Sell it on eBay if you don't want it.
06:20Well, this looks almost brand new.
06:22Yeah.
06:23Wow, thank you.
06:24Yeah.
06:25Wow, thank you.
06:26Yeah.
06:31Oh, there's a cute little puppy sticker.
06:33Thanks.
06:34Thanks.
06:48Just average.
06:50Just average.
06:51Where are any of my clothes?
06:58Jake, I need a new phone.
06:59Yes, sir.
07:00Find out who spiked my drink.
07:01Yes, sir.
07:02And more importantly, you need to find out the woman who was in my room last night.
07:06Will do, sir.
07:07Yeah.
07:08Also, today's your first day as CEO of the new company you just acquired.
07:10Okay, start heading out.
07:11Ah, right.
07:12By the way, as per the agreement three years ago, Attorney Jones has filed the divorce papers
07:14for you and your ex-wife.
07:15Oh, did she say anything?
07:16Um, the missus said, um...
07:17You were such a disappointment as a husband that I'd rather marry a goldfish!
07:32Rude.
07:33Apologies.
07:34Her words, not mine, sir.
07:36Like the girl from last night.
07:40Like the girl from last night.
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