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00:00One look, they freeze. No sweat, I breathe. Try game, low-key.
00:05Previously on Love Island Australia...
00:08I make them say wow.
00:11The Islanders tasted forbidden fruit.
00:15It was my first time going down a papaya and I kind of liked it.
00:19But for some, it was sour.
00:22Makes me look like a mug.
00:24You can buy that guy.
00:26And hard to swallow.
00:28If you're going to kiss your ex, don't promise me that you're not going to kiss your ex.
00:34I'm done.
00:35What do you want me to do? Just go, oh yeah, cool, and just get mugged off?
00:38How is that fair?
00:40Kai, just f*** off.
00:44I'm ready to turn lesbian.
00:49Toon now!
00:53There's high romance on horseback.
00:57Mine's gone to the toilet.
00:58Aw, yeah!
01:00Let it go, baby!
01:02And in the hideaway...
01:05I can't believe we're having alone time.
01:07I have been thinking about alone time with Jotham so much.
01:10Like, oh, he's so sexy.
01:13Then...
01:14I wish I was here for a chit-chat, but unfortunately, this isn't a social visit.
01:19A selfie-sized surprise!
01:21A selfie-sized surprise!
01:22Will all the boys please stand up?
01:26Tonight, someone will be dumped.
01:29Holy s***!
01:34Holy s***!
01:35I've never tried to intentionally hurt you, whereas you've intentionally hurt me.
01:59I'm not intentionally doing anything.
02:01Well, yeah, you did, babe, because you literally said, oh, well, she kissed old mate, so I'm
02:05going to...
02:05Yeah, let's do it.
02:07Well, look, I'm not going to make a mug out of myself.
02:08Well, this is what I'm saying.
02:09You're saying that I'm playing games, but that, to me, is playing games.
02:12You think this is tic-tac?
02:12No, I'm playing, I'm just, yeah, it's like, I'm just playing what you're playing.
02:15That's how I say it.
02:15I'm not playing games, Kai, though.
02:17This is what I'm saying.
02:17Well, then, I don't under, I don't know what the f*** you're doing, then.
02:20Oh, you're actually a joke.
02:21Oh.
02:21You're actually a joke.
02:23Well, I don't want to have fun with your new boyfriend cutting me, because I'm done
02:26with this s***.
02:27I don't know what you want me to do.
02:28Treat me like a mug.
02:39So, who am I guttling with?
02:40Ross, rub your hair if you'd secretly love to cuddle Kai.
02:45Thought so.
02:45Yeah, what happened?
02:47You sound like you're just yelling at each other.
02:49She's, like, just blaming it pretty much all I'm at.
02:51She thinks she can do as she pleases, and I have to not do things.
02:55I don't know.
02:56It's dull my head.
02:57I'm partying up with my ex.
02:59I can't kiss her at all.
03:00We go down five challenges, and you're necking on with every single bloke.
03:03I said, like, where's the...
03:04Like, that's now just making me look like a mug.
03:06Yeah.
03:07If she didn't do that, I wouldn't have done it.
03:08Your kiss just seems a lot worse because of the history.
03:11It's just my...
03:12And it probably is, but you can't have those double standards either.
03:15All I'm thinking is, like, I'm just getting kind of, like,
03:17a bit of flashbacks in terms of, like,
03:19this is kind of the stuff I dealt with.
03:21Still with Gabby.
03:21With, um...
03:23Lacey.
03:23Lacey and Gabby, like, a lot of the things were,
03:26was in just trying to get to know her,
03:28like, she kept kind of coming at me
03:29and saying things that I was doing wrong.
03:31And it did make me second-guess myself
03:33in everything I was doing.
03:34Yeah, well, same.
03:34And then I was reassuring her the whole time,
03:36and I haven't had eyes for anyone else to make control.
03:39Like, look, I'm here for you,
03:40so I'm not going to be looked at as a mug
03:42because, like, you're going to neck on with everyone,
03:43and I'm just going to be like,
03:44yeah, no, I really like this girl.
03:45I was like, nah, I'm not doing it.
03:46And I just got up and went and fuck off.
03:48Yeah.
03:49That's how it ended.
03:50Pretty much.
03:50I was just like, fuck, I don't know what you want me to do.
03:52And I just said, yeah, I said, go have fun,
03:54have a hug in that bloke tonight, mate.
03:55No, she goes, we communicate differently, eh?
04:00Did you guys have a good chat after you hated down?
04:03Like, you know?
04:04Not really, babe.
04:05He just ended up walking off, and that was it.
04:07Oh, so you haven't, like, had any resolution, kind of?
04:10No, no resolution.
04:11What happened in the chat?
04:13I heard he's yelling at each other.
04:14I was like, fuck it up.
04:15I did call him a cockhead and, like...
04:17Oh, yeah, that'll do it.
04:20I did, like, I did say some...
04:22You told him, girl.
04:23Babe, I told him.
04:24I told him, and he just couldn't handle, like,
04:26my big fat juicy balls, so...
04:28Maybe it'll be better next time,
04:29because you guys will have had some decompression and stuff.
04:32Yeah.
04:32You need to wait till he calms down and you calm down
04:35to be able to actually get something from him.
04:38Trust me, you're not going to get anywhere when he's hated.
04:41Yeah, yeah.
04:42Yana's so mature.
04:44I wish my ex could give my partner advice,
04:47except I don't have an ex or a partner forever alone.
04:52Let's go, baby.
04:54After a crazy day, we need a special toast.
04:57Obviously, I'm completely neutral and love all islanders equally,
05:01but maybe someone from the greatest country in the world
05:04with the best accent ever who can do no wrong?
05:07All right, guys, after today's challenge,
05:09I think here's to the super fans keeping us on our toes
05:12and finding new connections in the villa.
05:13Let's go, baby.
05:14Woo!
05:14I got my hot girl heels on, so I am breaking it down.
05:27Ross honestly has the best dance moves.
05:30Bro never ceases to amaze me.
05:32Connor had some, actually, at first he was doing some little dad moves,
05:38but then he popped out that one on the floor
05:40and I was like, God damn, my boy, that was hot.
05:43Gabby, did that turn you on?
05:51We don't be all right, I just need to be all right.
05:55Can you suck my toes?
06:00Oh, no.
06:01Oh, no.
06:03I was a cop.
06:06You guys are talking, so I thought no one would hear me.
06:09Thank God your bait is far away from mine.
06:11Yeah.
06:12Do you have any baggage?
06:19Totally understand.
06:20Totally understand.
06:26Babe, will you just chew it on his finger?
06:28Yeah.
06:29Damn straight.
06:29i thought it was your finger and i was like that can't be her finger like you know when
06:33you chew on someone's finger and it feels like do you ever get the tingles in your mouth when
06:36i've never i don't think i've ever chewed on someone's finger before
06:46do you have a tap yeah like quickly before
06:50it only took you like 10 minutes you all my fuck sorry
07:01fuck me
07:08i don't know where i want to go with this how you feeling um like obviously it's
07:16shit i just feel mugged over and i feel like we've been doing this for days now and i just feel
07:22like like you reassure me i feel so good about us and then i just get like punched in the face and
07:28it just keeps happening like i feel like it's just going around in circles but like you're not in any
07:33better of a situation do you understand that like you had her face near your cock you shoved her
07:38your tongue down her throat and then you also like had that kiss with the intention to hurt me but did
07:46it because you did it but like you weren't like you looked at me and snarled at me like oh y'all
07:50i've done nothing wrong or both keep saying the same thing different situation with you because
07:54that's your ex who you've like slept with and like have history with and there's nothing i can do
07:59about that trust is a big thing and she hasn't given me any from the get-go and i feel like i don't
08:05have any trust in her either i just wish lacy could understand that i've been nothing but truthful to
08:12her and that yana isn't the problem how are you feeling with like lace and everything oh good
08:17question i don't know she got like real peace to cry and i was like i was like that's fine like i
08:22understand question done it but you need to realize why he did it she should have played it safe and
08:27just gave you a kiss on the cheek you know what i mean or like just gave a peck but like you could
08:31tell like that was more than something yeah yeah it's just tip for tap yeah i feel like i should have
08:37pulled back for sure like i shouldn't let it happen but look i know everyone's situations are
08:41different with exes i don't think i'd be able to kiss my ex even if it was on a challenge because i
08:46would probably with my head him just being here it's already with my head but it's not stopping me
08:53from creating a new connection and i don't want it to because at the end of the day like i was with him
08:58and i left him for a reason like even if you were over your ex it's still yeah and that's not even weird
09:04but like you've always had a genuine connection with someone if you've been with someone you
09:07obviously see them in your future you know what i really like about you is that you understand
09:12like i feel like i tell people this and just like oh yeah but i feel like you genuinely like
09:17it clocks like it ain't normal jesus christ if you're gonna neck on with someone and make it like
09:25a thing like i'm obviously gonna do the same thing like if you don't do it i won't do it like i'm not
09:31getting played like a fucking drum i'm not playing you kite we're both saying don't do things and
09:43we're both going and doing them why can't we just stop playing games the more games we play obviously
09:50the faster we're gonna hate each other i don't know what to do i don't know what to do like i've
09:59literally spent my whole time trying to just go for you and just make everything sweet and i feel
10:03like i'm just getting mugged off i'm not having this i'm not having this toxic shit i don't want
10:19if love is you
10:29hey everyone what rhymes with yana's deranged scream is about to leave the poor cat perplexed
10:43i'm scared i'm scared islanders tonight the hideaway is open gabby and jotham please enjoy your private night together
10:55hashtag hashtag it's the door it's rocking don't come knocking hashtag links fun fragrances
11:09and jossie baby she heights him up and he calms her down i've loved seeing both of their growth and
11:16they definitely deserve a little freak sounds and that in the hideaway
11:23ah the beloved hideaway it's our very old playboy mansion from timu so private not even product
11:30placement can gap oh well at least you can hide the smell of sin wait girls i do i just quickly wash my
11:36fanny yeah yeah yeah i'm good are you excited what you can do i came in saying i'm not going to sleep with
11:44anyone in here i am very excited to have some quality alone time with gabby and i'm hoping to stay
11:51well behaved can everyone make sure he doesn't wear those ugly pineapple shorts oh kenya i get so
11:58turned off by the pineapple shorts i didn't do all of this for him to not wear a bit of something sexy
12:03doesn't better not be wearing his pineapple pants reindeers nice yeah yeah reindeers perfect that's
12:11sex appeal right there it's either that or these pink ones pink pink yeah girl she's going oh my god
12:21oh my god okay bro the heels okay we've just opted by like 15 that's crazy she's married for the diac
12:29oh you need some links all right what are you thinking peach infusion yeah that one's sweet
12:35i got cherry cherry spritz i like a bit more sexy okay velvet yeah that's a winner i like that one
12:42it's sexy bro all right yeah better than good yeah
12:52i'm going to hideaway he was a piece and i got my gold shoes on
12:58and i'm ready to touch my man i want his eyes to literally explode in his head when he sees me
13:06the man needs to be speechless slide out at the same time just slide out okay three two one
13:11the boys did a terrible job dressing me yeah yeah they did oh my god oh my god
13:38oh my god okay we've got face masks chocolate a little nice vibe in here oh my god oh we got a little
13:52charcuterie board a little charcuterie board a salty meat flour so on brand oh my god
14:01i did not accept this tonight
14:14a lump of big sweaty meat rubbing against some juicy grapes
14:19it's charcuterie it's charcuterie you perverts oh mate this is delicious so yum thank you
14:27you're the best i like game a lot what do you play like everything fortnite do you actually play
14:34red dead redemption do you actually play fortnite yeah really yeah that's crazy yeah i have the ariana
14:39grande skin i'll be going around with my ponytail from my face like no no no that's crazy i've got
14:46travis scott travi is the one that i rock he's my like skin i was kind of raging that i didn't get
14:50that at the time ariana because one of my good mates i need it oh my god i love that so much but
14:54i needed the ponytail come on yeah i'm like running and killing people with a bazooka and she's got like
14:58killing so you're actually good yeah that was crazy eh i didn't realize there was gonna be a fortnite
15:05girl in here i thought i was the only fortnite guy in here like yeah that was awesome hearing that
15:09do you ever get nervous around someone you like i don't think so i'm a little nervous today around
15:15yours what the am i doing like maddie like come on grow up grow up here yeah yeah dead set you don't
15:20show it you know really are you did you just waterboard yourself maybe right in front of the
15:28crash too i'm not judging don't worry as weird as it sounds you and i just kind of get each other
15:33yeah and i would actually like to get to know you on like yeah and we have a deeper level no we haven't
15:37okay mateo and tamara chatting look i always think you can leave a girl to chat with anyone
15:44they want because they're always going to come back at the end of the night either way
15:50are you going cranky huh are you all right what because you're throwing the plates everywhere
15:57mick is definitely cranky and he's been poisoning everyone's food out of anger sorry lacy
16:03how are you feeling like i don't want to be
16:10in this position
16:12never i fucking hate it
16:17same and i do really like you like i don't want anyone else
16:21and it's like scary and i think with me like i like self-sabotage like i try to if i do really
16:28like someone and i feel like i'm going to get hurt then i'll kind of just shut it like not like
16:37shut it off shut it off before i get hurt again if that makes sense i do understand that because i
16:43tend to do the same thing in ways she did word of words right and sort of gave me that bit of
16:49you know comfort in the sense you know it definitely did make it better look like i
16:56do want to try to sort this out obviously i'm not just going to throw this away just moving forward
17:02like if we're going to keep all we need to set boundaries and just not do anything otherwise
17:07nobody's going to go anywhere and the boundaries for me like that's an easy thing because i don't
17:12want to kiss anyone else i don't want to do anything with anyone else yeah
17:20i think we do really um want to have a crack with each other and um it's either only going
17:26to make us stronger or it's going to break us so we'll take that as it comes
17:42okay cheers cheers to us mm-hmm cheers to us
17:57that was a perfect thing good i mean like it's nice that we got the hideaway yeah just go to
18:02so like where we're at with each other i can't believe we just get to be together i know get to
18:14be together away from everything chilling what do you think's next for us in here i think keep getting
18:20to know each other kind of like starting to talk about compatibility yeah like how we would work on the
18:27outside easy i think pretty easy yeah like if i do have to move away for sports you said you would
18:34be happy to go which would be great and then like i've got so much free time while i'm back at home
18:41but like we can hang kind of whenever how many nights would you set a line a week if you want to
18:48if we were doing any i'm like i'm not clingy at all but at the same time i could hang every night
18:54i'm not a friend to love somebody else
19:08coming up sophie's coming in hot to deliver a twist this isn't a social visit
19:28no one will see coming boys please stand up
19:38i've been getting used to being
20:07i can't believe we're having alone time i have been thinking about alone time with jotham so
20:13much especially today i'm just like oh he's so sexy
20:21what are you doing in my bed i need a pillow your pillow's down there oh you
20:34fucking dickhead i actually don't push my body night is all love yous leave yous ligma
20:48what are you angry at me again do you want to sleep inside no i swear that was like do you like what there's no way that you can say i don't like
21:00you after you after me fucking sleeping out here with you you get that right well like do
21:06what are you do
21:10you're actually a knobhead
21:12that just leads to dreaming
21:14they say they say that i should run but i don't wanna hide
21:20cause even in the dark there's still a little light
21:24on every road i'll take this to the silver light
21:30you could break my heart
21:32you could break my heart
21:34you could break my heart
21:38you could break my heart
21:40you could break my heart
21:42you could break my heart
21:44you could break my heart
21:46you could break my heart
21:48you could break my heart
21:50you could break my heart
21:52you could break my heart
21:54i don't mind
21:56no i don't mind
21:58oh you could break it
22:00you could break it
22:02you could break my heart
22:04can i have the time
22:06you could break my heart
22:08I hope the parents aren't watching moon
22:13But if they are don't worry because it's the next morning and I can't confirm direct from producers
22:19They 100% did not have sex now. They did
22:23Before
22:25All over the walls twice, but definitely no sex. Are you feeling good?
22:35Good to get away from everyone
22:38Oh
22:49Waking up this morning next to Ross was really nice. We're finally on the same page after yesterday's conversation
22:54So we had some cuddles. We had some nice kisses and yeah, I'm in like a little horny phase right now
23:01Good morning
23:07Look at the robot in
23:10And we got the hideaway was so special I honestly completely forgot we were even in the villa
23:16It felt like we just had our own room in a hotel our own space. We literally loved every second of it
23:22You guys fucking up
23:25Not the bullshit
23:28There was so much we wanted to do that we didn't
23:30So much to do in the future, you know
23:37Something to look forward to exactly
23:39How's everyone else feeling I'm feeling like it's really like
23:54Hard to be
23:56Because yeah, you get your panty flutters on
23:58Yeah, and like there's just like
24:00Wait, have you guys been doing anything in the bedroom?
24:02Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, we might cry. We do a little touchy-touching
24:04Ross and I were kissing and like we just like press down our genitals on top of each other
24:08You know what I mean?
24:10Just the tension is killing me
24:12I don't know about you girls, but for me like if sex is shit
24:14I physically cannot be
24:16Oh, I mean yeah, yeah, you can't be with somebody for a shit root
24:18Yeah, yeah
24:20Sex with my ex was like a bit like
24:23We didn't I don't feel like we connected sexually
24:25So when you're with someone because I've never been with someone for longer than even a year
24:29When you're with someone for that long, do you still have sex that much?
24:32Yeah, you have sex over like once a week
24:35Really?
24:36Once a week?
24:37We're busy with work
24:38Really?
24:39Is that a lot or not?
24:41No, that's not a lot
24:42Because I could have sex every day
24:44Yeah, you say that now
24:45When I'm with someone I need it every day
24:47You don't get like the butterflies go away and the horniness goes away
24:51Yeah, that's what people say
24:52They don't try to impress you anymore
24:54And they don't try to do nice things for you anymore
24:56And so your sexual like sex drive just goes down
25:00Because you're both just not doing what you were at the beginning
25:03God, that sounds awful
25:05Yeah
25:06It sucks, babe
25:07I don't want a long-term relationship
25:11Man, you heard it here first
25:13If you want to continue having sex in long-term relationships
25:16Keep doing the stuff you did at the start
25:18You know
25:19Ghosting
25:20Not deleting Tinder
25:21And liking other girls on Instagram
25:23Thanks for the tip, ladies
25:25That whole entire upstairs area was covered in bogs last night
25:30Last night?
25:31Yeah, yeah
25:32I've got like a universal blood type
25:33Apparently mosquitoes are attracted to that
25:34Oh, that's good
25:35You're just like a human attraction
25:37Am I?
25:38It must be like one of the eighth wonders of the world
25:40Oh, is that right?
25:41I mean the eighth wonder of the world
25:42Is there any shit?
25:43One of the eight
25:44Is there seven?
25:45There's seven
25:46I think it's all about the banter and the funniness
25:48Which I do love
25:49But I don't get a lot of seriousness from him
25:52And he hasn't told me where his head's at
25:54So I have no idea
25:55I feel good
25:56Do you?
25:57I feel calm
25:58But I feel that we needed to talk a bit more
25:59Because we haven't spoken that much
26:00No, we haven't
26:01Certainly made out
26:02But I like to leave you to your devices too
26:04You've got to settle in
26:05I know, but you need to like check in and tell me where you're at too
26:09I can't guess
26:10Confusing, huh?
26:11Yeah
26:12You think?
26:13Yeah
26:14Where are you at?
26:15Just a flick
26:16I'm afraid to flick
26:18Yeah
26:19You don't answer half my questions
26:22Last time
26:23I just asked you one
26:24You still have not answered it
26:26Where am I at?
26:27I'm in the villa in Spain
26:28Alright, thanks
26:29You're so frustrating
26:30You have no questions right now
26:31You're the most frustrating person on the planet
26:32No, I'm not
26:33You are
26:34You're such an enigma
26:35I'm just toxic
26:37There's lots of couples in there
26:39Yeah, I know
26:40You're telling me
26:41Mate, I'm really just looking
26:43You're telling me
26:44Like look, everyone's loved out
26:45What's wrong with me?
26:46I know
26:47You're telling me
26:48Look at them all
26:50I really wanted to chat to Mateo today because I'm definitely going to give Mateo a shot
26:56Yeah, I just wanted to be straight up with him
26:58I just wanted to like get his thoughts
26:59What's your thoughts in here like?
27:01With?
27:02Me
27:03With you?
27:04Yeah, like what's your thoughts with me?
27:06What's your thoughts in the villa?
27:07Like how are you vibing?
27:09Yeah, no, I think
27:10Yeah, you're an absolute stunner
27:11Obviously, you know that
27:13Yeah, that's all I got
27:16What about you with me?
27:17Look, I like you
27:18I just feel like we haven't had that like
27:21Do you see there being like romance?
27:23I do
27:24Really?
27:25Yeah, right
27:26I don't know
27:27I feel like
27:28I don't know if we've had like
27:29Yeah, we've both opened up in that way
27:31Yeah
27:32No seeing it
27:33Um, I feel like
27:34Tomorrow night vibe really well
27:37And that's pretty much it
27:39Yeah
27:40Yeah, true
27:41He pretty much like gave me the cold shoulder
27:43He's not even willing to open up
27:45And so I'm like why am I going to sit here fucking chasing that?
27:48I don't chase
27:49Yeah
27:50I don't think I think I'm the opposite
27:51Yeah
27:52Anyway
27:53We can go
27:55Um, real quick
27:57Oh yeah, you're alright
27:58What are you doing Anna?
28:01I just feel like I'm like floating around like a speck of dust at this point
28:08It's a waste of space
28:10What's up?
28:11You good?
28:12Yeah
28:13Give me a car away off
28:14What's wrong?
28:16What's wrong?
28:17What's wrong?
28:18What's wrong?
28:19What's wrong?
28:20What's wrong?
28:21What's wrong?
28:22It's just been so hard
28:24Like I just went and spoke to Matteo and he pretty much like I was just like I'm just waiting my time for you to go to me
28:27What's wrong?
28:28What's wrong?
28:29What's wrong?
28:30It's just been so hard.
28:31I just went and spoke to Matteo and he pretty much like I was just like I'm just wasting my time like I just wanna know like where's your head at?
28:34And he pretty much just like said I don't know what to say like I'm into Tamara like that kind of shit and I was like honestly it's going my head in
28:41Like what?
28:42What?
28:43I'm not used to guys not wanting me I'm used to having them crawling up my ass
28:46I'm just wasting my time.
28:47Like, I just want to know, like, where's your head at?
28:49And he pretty much just, like, said, I don't know what to say.
28:51Like, I'm into tomorrow.
28:52Like, that kind of shit.
28:53And I was like...
28:55Like, honestly, it's going my head in.
28:59Like, what?
29:01I'm not used to guys not wanting me.
29:04I'm used to having them crawling on my arm.
29:08Yeah, she is the one back at home to always get the attention.
29:12It was always pissing me off.
29:14So I think it's, uh, the roles have been reversed.
29:17You know what I mean, Kai?
29:20Like, every guy wants me.
29:21It means we're just taking your own medicine if I want to do that.
29:24Yeah, you're loving you, isn't it?
29:27No, it's no good.
29:28Well, I hate you.
29:29No, you'll be right.
29:31Head up, head up.
29:32Tell me that you feel this way
29:34I want you to feel the same
29:38This is do I die
29:40Can I hear the line
29:41I do too
29:44Tell me that you feel this way
29:47I want you to feel the same
29:50A lot of people say that the islanders have it too easy on Love Island
30:01Like, literally all they do is lounge around by the pool
30:04Not true
30:06As Mick and Tamara now demonstrate
30:08They also lounge around on the day beds
30:11You're going to burn
30:12I know
30:13I like the sun
30:14I want to send some
30:15Oh, fuck off
30:17No, no text
30:19No
30:19Okay
30:20Finally
30:21No, no, it's good
30:23Tamara and Mick
30:26Saddle up and prepare to leave the villa for a romantic date
30:30Hashtag
30:31Oh my goodness
30:33Hashtag giddy up
30:34Hashtag great ride
30:35Oh, we run horses, baby
30:39No way
30:40I always want to ride a horse
30:41Giddy up, cowboy
30:43Mick, I want you to pull out a couple of
30:45I have been a professional horse rider for my whole entire life
30:49So I'm really excited to see Mick a little bit out of his comfort zone today, I must say
30:54What about, like, any tips to talk on the date?
30:56Oh, shit, I don't know how to talk to him
30:57She said she likes a funny guy, so just keep cracking jokes, bro
31:00Sometimes I feel like I'm being funny with her, but I don't get, like
31:04You don't get quite a laugh
31:05Because you're not funny enough
31:05No, I don't get, like, I don't get deep enough
31:07No, I think this is the one time you've got to get a bit more deep
31:10A good start to getting into a deep conversation usually is opening up
31:13But how do you open up on a horse?
31:16I'm hoping I can find a little bit of a different side to Mick today on the date
31:19But I want to see a lot more of what he's like when he's one-to-one
31:23And if he's going to give me some more of what I've been looking for herself
31:26You ride them horses, you ride them good
31:27He looks like such a cowboy
31:28Yeah
31:29Yee-haw!
31:32Woo!
31:33Woo!
31:34Woo!
31:35Oh, no worries there, no
31:37I'll see you, darling
31:38I'll see you all, chap
31:40Got my boys in the bag and bottles in the trunk
31:44It's all going down tonight
31:45Now, while Mick is undoubtedly a stud
31:48If he wants to ride off into the sunset with Tamara
31:51He needs to stop making a foal of himself
31:53Get off his high horse
31:55Spur things on
31:56And not think he's the main event
31:59Otherwise, he'll be like, hey
32:01And Tamara will be like, nay
32:03Horse puns, thank you
32:05Horse puns, thank you
32:05Can ride some horses
32:12I can't believe you haven't been on a horse before
32:14Yeah, I've done a bull before
32:16That's not the same thing
32:17Yeah, it looks the same
32:18Come on
32:19Alright, let's do this
32:21Oh, thank you
32:23Aren't you kind?
32:24Hand up
32:24Whoa!
32:27Whoa!
32:29Whoa!
32:30Good balance
32:32That was amazing!
32:34Yeah
32:35Good for your leg forwards
32:37Like this
32:38Like good?
32:38That was very graceful
32:39Very graceful
32:41Very graceful
32:42Let's see if you can do any better
32:43Oh, okay
32:45I've done him before
32:46Ready to rock?
32:47Not really
32:47I'm a bit scared
32:48I'll follow you
32:51Make sure you're close
32:52This is the only time you're taking lead though
32:53Oh my god
32:56This is awesome
32:56Happy?
32:58Yeah
32:58What are you doing with your feet there?
33:00Like a little
33:00Keeping him walking
33:01Oh, okay
33:02You don't need to do that
33:04You don't need to do that
33:05You'll follow me
33:06Wait, mine's going to the toilet
33:08Oh, yeah
33:09Let it go, baby
33:11See, you freaking
33:13You got him flustered
33:14Facts
33:15Those really suit you, you know
33:17Do I look good?
33:18Yeah, I feel like we could do this
33:19I'm going to make you do this every week
33:21I think I'm going to have you in front of me all the time
33:23Because you look good from behind too
33:24Glad
33:24I'll take that
33:26As Mick and Tamara continue their romantic date
33:29Riding horses
33:30Kai and Lacey are embarking on a romantic date of their own
33:34Riding each other
33:36I mean, maybe
33:36Who knows?
33:38Can I see?
33:39Wait
33:39I'm scared
33:40I'm scared
33:40I'm scared
33:41No one's in that gothy
33:51Oh, don't worry
33:52It was just hard to open
33:53I was upstairs, and there I see Lacey getting ready for a shower.
34:15And previously, Kai and Lacey were together.
34:23It's not completely ridiculous to go have a shower.
34:28You feel maybe a bit gross, you want to clean up a bit, but, I mean, we know.
34:36Wait, where's she going?
34:38Toilet.
34:39Ooh, wait.
34:41Do you need something?
34:42I think they might be showering up there.
34:44Who?
34:46Just yell out before you go in.
34:48Go.
34:53Come to the shower.
35:19Does she ask or just take it?
35:21No, she just...
35:22What?
35:22Yeah.
35:23Oh, my God, what?
35:24Yeah, that's what I told her.
35:25Oh, my God, what?
35:26I told her to be careful.
35:27You could have warned me.
35:28I'm trying to warn you.
35:29Oh, my...
35:30They're literally fucking in the shower.
35:32Who?
35:33Lacey and Kat.
35:36Them doing something sexual isn't a shock to me.
35:40So, yeah, I wasn't really surprised about that.
35:42Just not a fan of, like, stepping in my shower when I've got my ex-boyfriend's jeans on the floor.
35:46Oh, my God.
35:52Babe, I'm just washing my hair.
35:56Yeah.
35:57Do you moan when you wash your hair?
35:59But we've still got onions on, bro.
36:01Yeah, I literally just washed my hair and I was wearing a bikini, okay?
36:06Because I know that my brothers will be, like, watching that.
36:11So, no, I did very much just keep it a very PG shower.
36:16Mate, like...
36:17Oh, you poor thing.
36:20It's a weird one, I tell you.
36:21It's a sticky one, literally.
36:23It's a sticky situation.
36:24This is great.
36:31This is probably the coolest thing I've ever done, to be honest.
36:33This is a little weird.
36:37Is he about to sit down?
36:39Oh, he's wee-ing.
36:40Stand up, stand up, stand up.
36:42Yeah, exactly.
36:42Stay like that.
36:43Shake.
36:44Why is this happening to me?
36:45How long is he wee for?
36:46A long time.
36:47You're just taking the pressure off his kidneys is all.
36:48I don't know where his kidneys are.
36:50It's a horse.
36:50They're in his back, so that's why you stand up.
36:52Talk about romance.
36:54I think it makes it better, like, a nice glass of, you know, sangria.
36:59Mick, these horses are 100 euro an hour,
37:02so you've got 15 minutes to open up to Tamara
37:05and show her a deeper side of you.
37:07Straight in.
37:08No floppy chat, like, oh, that was fun, eh?
37:11That was fun, eh?
37:12How was that?
37:13Pretty cool, actually.
37:14It's, like, um, it's a bit scary, but, like...
37:17Were you scared?
37:17Yeah, a little bit.
37:18You didn't seem very scared.
37:19But I feel like I could be, like, a bit more far,
37:21like, a bit more into the speed racing kind of thing,
37:23like, jockey.
37:23Oh, straight in.
37:25Like, I reckon we'd go for it, because it was a bit slow.
37:27Why not?
37:28A bit slow and steady.
37:29Well, let's see if you can keep up.
37:30We've been going a bit slow and steady so far.
37:32You think?
37:34Yeah, a little bit.
37:34Like, I feel like you haven't opened yourself up.
37:36No, I'm just kidding.
37:37It was so annoying.
37:38I knew you were going to do that.
37:39Yeah.
37:40I want to get to know you better.
37:42Well, you said you haven't been with someone for, what, a year?
37:44Yeah, about that, yeah.
37:45And that was a long relationship too, wasn't it?
37:47Five years.
37:48So it was kind of hard to open yourself up again.
37:50You find that challenging, though, like, getting back into it?
37:52Because that's how I feel, personally.
37:54Yeah.
37:55Have I had more time than you?
37:57How long was it going for you?
37:58Mine was about a year and a half.
37:59Okay, so it's about the same, actually.
38:01For me, personally, like, I don't think I'm ready to close myself off
38:06and do anything serious out as well, because it's new, so, yeah.
38:10And everyone's here and getting to know each other still.
38:12Yeah.
38:13I didn't expect you to close yourself off.
38:15I just expect you to...
38:15No, I know that.
38:16I literally just want to get to know you.
38:18That's all.
38:18I'm interested in you.
38:19Just give me 30 minutes.
38:22Give me an hour.
38:22Like, that's literally it.
38:23You want an hour of my time.
38:24You can have it.
38:24That's it.
38:25Yesterday, I didn't even get five minutes.
38:27Yeah, well, you have to ask.
38:28Oh, I have to ask?
38:30That's crazy.
38:30I'm a busy guy.
38:31I'm walking around the villa.
38:32You are.
38:32This is true.
38:33You're keeping everyone entertained, for sure.
38:34I got free cooking sessions, like, every night.
38:37Oh, yeah, you've got a full cook and show at this point.
38:38Breakfast, late night.
38:40You're the caregiver, for sure.
38:41Yeah, but now I just need to get to know you a bit, though.
38:43Yeah.
38:43I let go, I let go, isn't it hard to imagine?
38:58Just open up your heart to the magic, magic.
39:02Lacey and Kai are still in the shower.
39:05And you know what they say, what happens in the shower stays in the shower.
39:09Or sticks to the walls and gets washed down the drain.
39:12Yeah, Tamara, make change the subject, please.
39:15We're back.
39:16Welcome home.
39:17Woo!
39:17Woo!
39:20Woo!
39:24Hey, hey.
39:26How was it?
39:26Hi.
39:27Hello.
39:27How are you doing?
39:28How are you doing?
39:28Yeah, what are you doing?
39:29They took us horserading.
39:30Mick nearly fell off.
39:31Getting on.
39:32Here is a iconic.
39:34I've got to say, it was so nice to get out of the villa for a bit.
39:37Beat by the water and just relax with Tamara and just ride that little horsey.
39:41Yeah, I was like sitting on there like, this is one of the coolest things I've ever done.
39:44Yeah.
39:45The only thing that pissed me off was I had to wear a helmet, mate, and not like, yeah,
39:48we'll have...
39:49Oh, you wear a helmet.
39:50Yeah, I wasn't happy with that, because I'm like, that's just taking away a bit of the
39:53image, you know?
39:54Yeah.
39:55Aura's lost a bit.
39:56Lost a bit of aura.
39:57Yeah.
39:58Do you reckon you're both more confident with each other after that?
39:59Yeah, I think it was a good chat, because it's like, now we can, you know, continue
40:04to open it.
40:05You've got something to work off of now.
40:06Yeah, exactly.
40:07Nice.
40:08Good experience, you know?
40:09Nice.
40:10Look, I wouldn't say it's hard to hear Mick talking about the date, if they genuinely
40:13find something from it, like, kudos to them, but you know, it would have been nicer if
40:20I was on there.
40:21So do you feel like he opened up a bit?
40:22You both look so cool.
40:23He did, but I just feel like I need that to happen a lot more, because it hasn't happened
40:28at all since I've been here.
40:29Then also, I'm like, I'm like, where's your head at?
40:31He's like, I don't know.
40:32Like, he was like, oh, I'm not rushing into anything because my relationship a year and
40:35a half ago was like, you know, it took a long time to like, get to hear from that,
40:39which is like totally fine.
40:40But I'm also like, you have to give me something.
40:42I can't give you 100% if you're giving me 20.
40:45Yeah.
40:46Oh my God, you guys are back.
40:49They're back.
40:50Yeah.
40:51Oh my God.
40:52Okay.
40:53Let me come down.
40:54We had our undies on the other time.
40:55Oh, lad, how are ya?
40:56Good, bro.
40:57How can anyone come get me?
40:58We're just having a fucking shower.
41:00Together.
41:01Yeah.
41:02That's romantic.
41:03Still a bit confused.
41:06Yeah.
41:07Genuinely, I feel like, oh, look, I had a really nice conversation with him.
41:10I'm like, okay, but do you like me?
41:11Exactly.
41:12I just want to know.
41:13Do you see us going somewhere or not?
41:14Do you want us, like, he needs to step up.
41:15Yeah, he does.
41:16I definitely wanted some reassurance on the date from Mick that we were moving in a positive
41:22direction in our relationship, but I feel like I'll come back maybe a little bit more
41:27confused than ever, honestly.
41:29I definitely need to see some action from Mick, for sure.
41:48Big night, you reckon, tonight?
41:49Yeah, I reckon.
41:50I think this shit's gonna hit the fan.
41:52Comings, goings.
41:53I don't think anyone's going.
41:55You never know.
41:56Hey, whatever happens, happens.
41:57That's it.
41:58I love you, boys.
42:04I just want to say, girls, I didn't have sex with him in the shower.
42:07What?
42:11I've never had sex in the shower.
42:12I didn't do anything in the shower.
42:13Kept my bikini on.
42:14He kept his shorts on.
42:15Oh, wait.
42:16Oh, was I gone for this?
42:17Yeah.
42:18Oh, I was like, the fuck are we talking about?
42:25Yay!
42:26Oh, yeah, oh, yeah!
42:27Woo!
42:28Woo!
42:29Woo!
42:30Woo!
42:31Woo!
42:32Oh, yeah!
42:33What are you doing?
42:34Oh, my God.
42:35Oh, my God.
42:36So sad.
42:37Just, like...
42:38We want to go.
42:39Can I just go up here?
42:40Go on, then.
42:41Ugh!
42:42Did the boys say anything about the shower?
42:48Yeah, they were like, oh, oh, oh.
42:50I said no, I know.
42:51They just had a nice intimate shower.
42:53Look, they both had their clothes on.
42:55Yeah.
42:57Oh!
42:58I got a text.
42:59Oh!
43:02All islanders to the fire pit immediately.
43:05Oh, fuck.
43:05Oh, no.
43:09Can we quickly tinkle?
43:10No.
43:11My head is definitely racing.
43:13My heart is just pumping.
43:15Every time that text comes and you go to the fire pit,
43:18it could mean a new person walking in.
43:20It could mean couples recoupling.
43:22It could even mean someone's going home.
43:23So it's just a whole mindfuck of no idea what's going on.
43:29Despicable language from such vulgar peasants.
43:33Queen Sophie won't like that.
43:35She won't find it pleasant.
43:37Sit down and look worried.
43:39Who's staying, who's going?
43:42Let's bring on the monk and get this night flowing!
43:46I'm feeling dangerous.
43:49That's just what you've done.
43:52I'm ruthless in my world.
43:56I'm feeling dangerous.
43:58Don't get too close to me.
44:01My eyes like a bird you see.
44:04I'm ruthless in my world.
44:07I'm feeling dangerous.
44:09You're on my mind.
44:11Good evening, Islanders.
44:14Hi.
44:15Hi.
44:15How are you doing?
44:15How is everyone?
44:17Good.
44:17Good.
44:19Mick and Tamara, you went on a date today?
44:21Yes, we did.
44:21Yeah.
44:22A bit of riding?
44:23Get it out, baby.
44:24It's all about the rhythm, isn't it?
44:25Oh, for sure.
44:26Yeah.
44:26And getting on.
44:27Oh, yeah.
44:28Lacey and Kai, you're looking extremely clean tonight.
44:33Is it the water pressure in Spain?
44:36It's pretty good, isn't it?
44:37Lovely.
44:38Oh, I just clocked that one.
44:41I was thinking, what?
44:42Oh, my God.
44:43Oh, good one.
44:48Okay, guys.
44:50I wish I was here for a chit-chat.
44:51But unfortunately, this isn't a social visit.
44:59Islanders.
45:00Tonight, someone will be dumped.
45:06There are currently six couples in the villa.
45:11Isabel and Connor.
45:13Gabby and Jotham.
45:15Sian and Ross.
45:17Yana and Kai.
45:19Lacey and Mateo.
45:21And Tamara and Mick.
45:24As you're all aware,
45:27there's a group of diehard Australian Love Island fans
45:30called the Superfans.
45:32They've been watching you.
45:34They've been assessing you.
45:36And tonight, their votes are about to change the game.
45:43Right.
45:45Will all the boys please stand up?
45:51Earlier today, the Superfans were asked to vote for
46:04the boy they would most like to see
46:07find love in the villa.
46:09I have the results.
46:17If you hear your name, please take a seat.
46:20Kai.
46:33Kai.
46:35What the fuck?
46:44Connor.
46:45I really don't know
46:48Well, I'm going out
46:50What will happen now
46:52But I have to go
46:55Mick.
47:05If you're still standing,
47:08please come and face your fellow Islanders.
47:10Mateo, Ross and Jotham.
47:25The Superfans have spoken.
47:27They were asked to vote for the boy
47:29that they would most like to see
47:32find love in the villa.
47:33The three of you
47:35received
47:36the most votes.
47:45What the fuck, bro?
47:48Bro, you had me sweating.
47:50Oh, my God.
47:51Babe, what the hell?
47:52Holy shit.
47:54I was about to fucking clock someone.
47:55I was about to clock someone.
47:56How's that?
47:57That's so fucked up.
47:58Bro.
47:59Bro.
47:59Well, boys,
48:19the Superfans have decided
48:21that at this exact moment,
48:24you are the three boys
48:25they'd most like to see
48:26find love.
48:27Will all the girls
48:30please stand up?
48:38Thinking all out,
48:39I'm thinking
48:40I don't even
48:41want to play this game
48:44Girls,
48:45the Superfans
48:47will ask the same question
48:48about the six of you.
48:51Will I make it up?
48:53Will I make it up?
48:54If you hear your name,
48:56please take a seat.
48:57I'm praying no love,
48:59I'm praying no love.
49:02Tamara.
49:04Will I make it up?
49:06Will I make it up?
49:12I'm in the line of fire.
49:14Sean.
49:14I'm keeping my head strong.
49:17Isabel.
49:23Isabel.
49:24The girls still standing,
49:40Gabby,
49:41Yana,
49:41and Lacey,
49:43the three of you
49:45received
49:47the lowest number of votes.
49:54Islanders,
49:55tonight,
49:57it is a girl
49:58that will be dumped.
50:00Fuck to hell.
50:02Mateo,
50:06Ross,
50:07and Jotham,
50:08who stays
50:09and who goes
50:10is up to you.
50:16Fuck me.
50:18But this is a nightmare.
50:21You must immediately
50:23head to the pool deck
50:24and decide
50:25who is the least likely
50:27to find love
50:28in the villa.
50:29What do you guys think?
50:46What do you guys think?
50:58I think
50:59Gabby has been
51:00pretty clear
51:00with her commitment
51:02and her affections
51:03to Jotham.
51:04So, like,
51:05I don't want to
51:06blurt out the obvious,
51:07but I do feel like
51:07it's between Yana and Lacey
51:08at this point
51:09that we have
51:09agreeance on that.
51:10Yeah, we are.
51:12I mean,
51:12I'm in two minds about it
51:13because then you've got
51:14Yana who puts herself
51:15out there,
51:15wears a heart on her sleeve.
51:17She's, you know,
51:17she's very forward with you.
51:18She's like,
51:18I'm kidding you.
51:19She wants to make
51:20those connections.
51:20She's trying.
51:22And then even though
51:23Lacey and Kai
51:23have got something,
51:25could that be something real?
51:27Could that be something
51:27that, you know,
51:28genuine?
51:29I'm scared
51:31if we do end up
51:33picking Yana
51:33and then Lacey and Kai
51:35don't work out.
51:36Like, are we taking
51:37Yana's chance away
51:38from finding love?
51:39Yeah, and that's a huge thing.
51:40I know, but we also
51:41have to think that
51:42like currently.
51:43It's not about
51:44an opportunity to find love.
51:45It's about currently
51:46as it stands.
51:48Yana's partner is Kai.
51:50Yep.
51:50Kai is not going there.
51:52Yep.
51:53Kai and Lacey
51:54are all over each other.
51:55If you look at the girls,
51:57Yana's the odd one out.
51:59In terms of connections,
52:01does anyone disagree?
52:02I fully understand it.
52:05I just want to know
52:07how genuine
52:08Lacey's connection is.
52:11If she could really find love
52:12is the real question.
52:14Yeah, I can agree with that.
52:15Mm-hmm.
52:16She's bouncing around
52:17and, you know,
52:18she gets your name wrong
52:19and she cries
52:19and it's like,
52:20it doesn't seem that genuine.
52:22Yana has found love before
52:24and very much
52:26clearly is showing
52:28she's capable
52:29of doing it again.
52:32Purely from what I've seen,
52:34I don't know how confidently
52:36I can say that
52:37about Lacey.
52:38Mm-hmm.
52:38I feel like this decision
52:40is one of the hardest things
52:41I've probably ever had to do.
52:43It's just the worst thing ever.
52:45It really does weigh heavily on you
52:48and what you think
52:49your connection with Yana could be.
52:51Mm-hmm.
52:51At the moment,
52:52like, we get along, obviously.
52:54Is there a struggle there romantically?
52:56Yeah, we both agreed on that,
52:58but we haven't even,
52:59like, today was the first time
53:00we fully, like, opened up.
53:01Honestly, this decision
53:02just feels like
53:03a bit of a coin flip.
53:04Looking back.
53:07Both of them
53:08have the pros and cons and stuff.
53:09Like, it's just hard.
53:11A bit fucked up from this,
53:12not gonna lie.
53:13This is just...
53:15Oh, fuck this.
53:17Mm-hmm.
53:19It's over.
53:21It's over.
53:22It's over.
53:25Wait.
53:26What?
53:27Who's getting dumped?
53:28I mean,
53:29I know, I was there,
53:30but you're gonna have to wait
53:32till next time.
53:33Oh, and P.S.
53:34There's a new boy coming.
53:39I'm Alex.
53:40I live on the Gold Coast.
53:44And I'm a spy.
53:46I'm not here to fuck around.
53:47I'm 28 now.
53:49I'm hoping to find that wife.
53:51It's time to settle down.
53:53I like a girl of good humour,
53:55confidence,
53:56and a little bit of spice.
54:00I think the boys
54:01will be intimidated by me.
54:03I'm gonna walk in there
54:04and step on toes.
54:05There's no two ways about it.
54:06and then I'm gonna walk in there.
54:22You're a good one.
54:23Let's go.
54:24Bye-bye.
54:25Bye-bye.
54:26Bye-bye.
54:28Bye-bye.
54:29Bye-bye.
54:31Bye-bye.
54:32Bye-bye.
54:32Bye-bye.
54:33Bye-bye.
54:33Bye-bye.
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