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00:00Just pick a guy. Any guy. All I have to do is sleep with him.
00:21Let's see what I'm working with.
00:30No, just...no.
00:48It's so far out of my league, it's not even funny.
01:00Looks like another admirer of yours, boss man. You want me to intercept?
01:07No, just later.
01:12Hi, can I join you?
01:16Let's see what this one's game is.
01:18Gold digging commencing in three, two, one.
01:24So, you come here often?
01:27Me? Not Justin?
01:29What the hell?
01:31Okay, I know that this is gonna sound totally crazy, but you're the most approachable guy here and I'm out of options.
01:38Actually, pretend that I didn't just blurt all that out.
01:41Now that I've got a better look at her, why does she seem so familiar?
01:47Can I buy you a drink? I promise I'm less crazier than I sound. I think.
01:55Promise you'll marry me one day, Justin?
02:01Adrian?
02:03Who?
02:05I need you to come with me.
02:07What's your problem?
02:11Just because you're super hot doesn't give you the right to drag strangers into dark corners.
02:16Adrian.
02:18It's you. I can't believe I found you. I've been looking for you for so long.
02:22That's not my name because I clearly have no idea who you are.
02:27Oh, fuck.
02:29I'm sorry, it's just you remind me so much of her.
02:32And even if she's not, there's something about this woman.
02:37Look, I'm sorry about your friend.
02:40Okay, but I'm working on a very tight schedule, so I'm gonna go back in there and I'm gonna continue talking to your friend.
02:46I was supposed to buy him a drink.
02:48There's no point buying him a drink.
02:51He's gay.
02:53Shit, shit, shit, shit. I needed Larry.
02:57For what? For what?
02:58I'm a columnist.
03:03You're doing this week's sex column.
03:05I don't know if I'm the best candidate for this exactly. I've never, you know, done it.
03:12Sounds like a you problem. Better figure it out soon. You got till tomorrow.
03:18That's why I needed Larry. Now I have to settle for asking the armpit guy.
03:23Oh. Have you considered asking me?
03:25Okay, Jason.
03:28Justin.
03:30Justin.
03:32Justin, you're clear what you're agreeing to, right?
03:36Actually, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
03:39I've never been interested in anyone since Adrian.
03:43I'll just wing it.
03:44I'll just wing it.
03:47You need something for your column.
03:49Uh, my sex columns. That means we need to...
03:53I need to...
03:55You're really okay with this?
03:58Uh, wow. Uh, okay. Uh, where do we start?
04:04Wow, uh, okay. Where do we start?
04:06You... are going to seduce me.
04:10Okay. Um, can I... buy you a drink?
04:13No. We're past that. Try again.
04:16Okay. Uh, do you wanna... you know?
04:21No, that's a little too far in the other direction.
04:26And it's too direct.
04:28I thought I'm, like, direct.
04:30Well, yeah, if you're propositioning, man.
04:32Seduction is very different.
04:34You have to think of seduction as a game.
04:38The goal is to get the other person addicted to you.
04:44You want their every thought, every action, every breath to be consumed by you.
04:54And then you fade away.
04:57And you leave them craving more.
05:00I thought I was supposed to be seducing you.
05:05You are.
05:11You are.
05:19Ignore that. It's...
05:22Uh, you should probably get that one if it's important.
05:25Okay.
05:27I will be right back.
05:29And then we will continue this.
05:34This better be urgent.
05:41What?
05:53Andrea Miller. Works for Blush Magazine.
05:55Mom?
05:56I've had it with you. Get over here. Pack your things, and get out of my house this instant!
06:08You did this!
06:09Mom says I get to use your bedroom as my second.
06:10Sleeping with my boyfriend isn't enough for you?
06:11You better grab whatever's important. Mom's going to throw out anything you leave behind.
06:25Audrey and Laurent. Who's that?
06:26What is this shit?
06:40My column. You don't know what it took just to get this much. Aren't you even going to look at it?
06:45Don't you get it, Andrea? It doesn't matter if you complete your column.
06:46Excuse me?
06:47Look, I kinda sorta need a reason to fire you since I promised someone your job.
06:51What? When? Who?
06:54Do I get the job, baby?
06:56In a sec, baby.
06:58What? How can I do this?
06:59How can I do this?
07:00What? How can I do this?
07:01How can I do this?
07:02How can I do this?
07:04How can I do this?
07:05What is this shit?
07:06My column. You don't know what it took just to get this much.
07:10Aren't you even going to look at it?
07:12Don't you get it, Andrea? It doesn't matter if you complete your column.
07:14Excuse me?
07:15Look, I kinda sorta need a reason to fire you since I promised someone your job.
07:16Do I get the job, baby?
07:18In a sec, baby.
07:21What the actual fuck?
07:24You can't do this.
07:25I'm Editor-in-Chief, means I call the shots.
07:28Authority is so sexy.
07:31Is she even qualified?
07:33You qualified, huh?
07:36Of course I'm qualified.
07:38How hard is it to be an editor?
07:42Do you see this?
07:43What are you trying to say?
07:46Are you calling me a whore?
07:47I'll need you to clean out your desk immediately.
07:49No, you can't do this.
07:51You're Chief Editor, but there's someone higher.
07:53I've run this magazine for years,
07:54and since Mr. Head Honcho never shows his mug mug around,
07:58that means I basically own the place.
07:59So go ahead, report me.
08:01See what happens.
08:03Report what exactly?
08:05Ms. Adams?
08:06Mr. Adams?
08:07Oh, my God.
08:11Oh, my God.
08:12Oh, my God.
08:13What do you want me to do that?
08:15Oh, my God.
08:15Let's see.
08:16Let's see.
08:17Let's see.
08:17This is a video.
08:18Oh, my God.
08:19What do you want me to do?
08:20Oh, my God.
08:20Why did you want me to do it here?
08:21What do you want me to do?
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