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Love Island Australia S07E11
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00:00Previously on Love Island Australia
00:06The boy that I would like to couple up with is Mick
00:09Tamara and Mateo made a steal
00:12The girl I would like to couple up with is Lacey
00:16Lacey? You look pretty shocked by that
00:19Yeah
00:22And after a recoupling
00:24The boy I would like to couple up with is Rossi baby
00:27Connor
00:29Yana made a heartbreaking decision
00:32The boy I would like to couple up with tonight is Kai
00:37And Cooper and his cowboy hat went bye-bye
00:41Yee-haw
00:45Tonight
00:51I can't tell if he likes me or not
00:53Does Ross give a toss?
00:55He physically seemed distant to me
00:57I feel like we've just been a bit...
01:00Saddened
01:02And the Islanders sample some forbidden fruit
01:05It was sexy
01:07It was fun
01:08We're normally so vanilla
01:09But not everyone
01:11Makes me look like a mug
01:13Two can play that guy
01:15Likes the taste
01:16If you're gonna kiss your ex
01:18Don't promise me that you're not going to kiss your ex
01:21Just your ex
01:22Kiss your ex
01:23I'm done
01:24What do you mean?
01:25You go and suck his face
01:26Like what do you want me to do?
01:27Just go oh yeah cool
01:28And just get mugged off
01:29But how is that fair?
01:30Kai just off
01:31Just go
01:32What a joke eh?
01:34What a joke eh?
01:35A night of high drama and recoupling saw Yana having to choose between Cooper and ex-boyfriend Kai
01:45It was a simple choice
01:46It was a simple choice
01:47Her ex who allegedly cheated on her and has been macking on with her best friend in front of her
01:49Or Cooper with whom she had no beef
01:51Unfortunately for Cooper, Yana's an absolute carnivore
01:55How you feeling?
02:17How are you feeling?
02:19I'm fucking fulling
02:21Yeah
02:22Sweet Aldo
02:24I need to have a chat with y'all.
02:26Yeah, I know.
02:27All right.
02:33Leanne loves you better, yeah.
02:34I'm good.
02:35Yeah.
02:38Can't feel them.
02:40Hey.
02:45Don't think I like you.
02:49I know what you said you do.
02:50Sit.
02:52Um, yeah.
02:54I'm speechless, eh?
02:59Oh, that's a bit wet.
03:00Before anything, I just want to let you know I didn't pick you to be with you.
03:05I picked you because I know that you have a connection in here.
03:08Yeah, I'm very grateful that you chose me.
03:10Yeah.
03:11That wouldn't have been easy for you.
03:13Yep.
03:14And I want you to pursue that because I know she likes you a lot and you like her a lot.
03:20And I know that Cooper didn't really have a connection here and I wouldn't feel comfortable trying to get a connection with him.
03:30So, yeah.
03:31I don't even know what to say, eh?
03:32I wanted to give you the chance with her.
03:33Even though it fucking kills me to watch, but...
03:34I appreciate that, I actually really do.
03:35That's actually really nice.
03:36Um, yeah.
03:37I'm actually stunned.
03:38I don't even know what to say.
03:40Um, I don't even know how I'm here, actually.
03:41No, if I'm honest with you.
03:42Yeah, I wanted to see you walk out of those doors so badly.
03:43I'm not going to lie.
03:44But, um, yeah.
03:45At the end of the day, I'd rather hurt one person than two.
03:48So...
03:49It's very mature.
03:50Yeah.
03:51I don't even know what to say.
03:52But, um, yeah.
03:53I don't even know how I'm here, actually.
03:54No, if I'm honest with you.
03:55Yeah, I wanted to see you walk out of those doors so badly.
03:56I'm not going to lie.
03:57But, um...
03:58I don't even know how I'm here, actually.
03:59No, if I'm honest with you.
04:01Yeah, I wanted to see you walk out of those doors so badly.
04:04I'm not going to lie.
04:05Mm.
04:06I'd be.
04:07But, um, yeah.
04:09At the end of the day, I'd rather hurt one person than two.
04:13So...
04:16It's very mature.
04:18I hope Kai has the smarts tonight to know that I have the bed
04:23and he's on the day bed, because, yeah.
04:26He owes me a solid after that.
04:29Fabulous.
04:30I'm so good at this.
04:32How many pillows am I getting?
04:33There's going to be no chair left.
04:34There you go.
04:35Take a seat.
04:37I've got a nice sort of thing going on with Tamara, you know?
04:39It's kind of what I wanted.
04:41A model, tall, skinny, beautiful, coming in, picking me.
04:46It's great, you know?
04:48Did you have an idea of who Matteo was going to pick?
04:51No.
04:52I could not...
04:54Well, yeah.
04:55That's weird.
04:56I thought he was going to pick you on it.
04:57I did, too.
04:58Like...
04:59Yeah, that surprised me.
05:00And then I knew she was going to pick Kai, to be honest.
05:02Although...
05:03Yeah, I did, too.
05:04I'm going to say no surprise, but I knew.
05:05I did, too.
05:06Okay.
05:07Anyway...
05:08You're still a ****.
05:09I swear to God.
05:10I still hate your fucking guts.
05:15Oh my goodness, mate.
05:16I think...
05:17Yeah, he's walking with his hand, wasn't he?
05:18Yeah, he's still a gentleman.
05:19Still a gentleman, but they literally hated each other.
05:20Yeah, but that's a nice story, isn't it?
05:21That's like real love, coming back.
05:22Do you think...
05:23Do you think that they could possibly...
05:24Like, yeah.
05:25Like, yeah.
05:26I...
05:27Yeah.
05:28I...
05:29Yeah.
05:30I don't know if I meant to say that, but I think it...
05:32I know.
05:33Hey, guys.
05:34I really want to hang out with you.
05:35I don't know.
05:36If I'm honest with you.
05:37I don't know.
05:38I'm going to...
05:39He's still a gentleman.
05:40He's still a gentleman, but they literally hated each other.
05:42Yeah, but that's a nice story, isn't it?
05:45That's like real love, coming back.
05:46Do you think...
05:47Do you think that they could possibly...
05:49Like, yeah.
05:50I...
05:51Yeah.
05:52I don't know if I meant to say that, but I think it...
05:54I know.
05:55Hey, guys.
05:56Coming out.
05:57He's back.
05:58I really want to hang out with you.
06:02I'm honest with y'all.
06:12I don't think...
06:16Can we have a chat after you're done?
06:18Of course.
06:23Yeah, this whole situation has been really messy.
06:28And I can understand that would have been really hard.
06:30And a weird thing for Yana.
06:33Yeah, of course.
06:34Weird thing for him, weird thing for me.
06:37The whole thing is just the biggest headache and a mess.
06:42Like that ex situation.
06:45Oh my God, Matteo picking me.
06:47I was not expecting that.
06:50Babes, the titties were in fact very blindsided.
06:54Especially my right one.
06:55Because this one's like more like stronger, like very more powerful.
07:00She was blindsided, babe.
07:04Your face fed down there.
07:06Babe, I was not expecting that.
07:08Yeah, I didn't think it would be anyways.
07:09I didn't think it would be anyways.
07:10But do you know what?
07:11I feel like we did have a really cool chat.
07:15You excited?
07:17I'm curious.
07:18Yeah, I'm honestly.
07:19I'm curious to know.
07:20Honestly, honestly.
07:21Mixed emotions.
07:23Yeah.
07:24Yeah, mixed emotions.
07:26Um.
07:27What do you mean?
07:28Like.
07:32I.
07:35I don't know.
07:37Hello.
07:38Yeah.
07:39Cool.
07:41Yeah, it's a weird, weird situation.
07:43Like I feel like no guy wants to pick a girl and them having like that mixed emotions about that choice.
07:49I know it was so like sudden and she hasn't had time to process it.
07:52But it also gave me a sense of she doesn't really know 100% what she wants.
07:56So could you put it on me?
08:02Baby, you've got one night.
08:04So could you put it on me?
08:08Yeah.
08:10And so you're sleeping on the day bed?
08:12Yeah, I don't know.
08:13I'm just not even yet, but yeah.
08:14Because I could go back to bed with old mate if you want.
08:16Well, I don't know.
08:17I don't want you to.
08:18Oh, I don't want you to.
08:20Okay.
08:21No, not at all.
08:27I genuinely did think that Kai was going to be going home tonight.
08:30So I never want to take a kiss from Kai for granted again.
08:42I'm happy.
08:44I'm happy.
08:48Oh, it's been a crazy fucking night.
08:49Take your bloody hands out of your bloody pants.
09:01Shh.
09:02Stop making it suss.
09:03You just make it suss yourself, babe.
09:05No, I'm drawing.
09:06Mm, damn boy.
09:07Mm, damn boy.
09:08This is it.
09:09This is it.
09:13His peepee went yay yay.
09:15And I was like, nay nay.
09:17Sorry.
09:18Speaking of small erections, did you know the villa team erected the teepee in just 30 minutes?
09:25They're the best.
09:26Irish queen Tamara now sits on this erection to chat to Mateo.
09:30It's a tent, you perverts.
09:31Hi.
09:32How are you?
09:33Good.
09:34How are you?
09:35I just wanted to give you a minute to...
09:36To?
09:37Breathe?
09:38Just, yeah.
09:39Yeah.
09:40I've kind of processed it and stuff.
09:41I'm like, happy now.
09:42How do you feel?
09:43I feel like Mick.
09:44Yeah, of course.
09:45Who obviously I picked.
09:46Mm-hmm.
09:47Who's right there.
09:48Yeah.
09:49He's very funny.
09:50Yeah, he is.
09:51He's got really good banter and I don't think everyone gets his humor.
09:55What a do, baby.
09:56Yeah.
09:57But I think his humor is so funny.
09:58Like, I think he's hysterical.
09:59Yeah, definitely.
10:00So, yeah, I definitely was like, out of everyone, I was like, I'll be the most comfortable.
10:05Yeah, of course, of course.
10:06Like, with him.
10:07Or would you say you're like, oh, I don't know.
10:08How do you feel?
10:09How do you feel?
10:10I feel like Mick?
10:11Yeah, of course.
10:12Like, ideal man is that you'd bring home to mum.
10:15I feel like I just like someone who's funny.
10:17Mm.
10:18And nice.
10:19Yeah, okay, cool.
10:20Who's got good family values, too.
10:21Mm, definitely.
10:22Looks wise, tall, dark and handsome.
10:24Mm.
10:25Tattered.
10:26Really?
10:27Mm-hmm.
10:28Take out tattered.
10:29As tattered as possible.
10:32Yeah, we definitely vibe.
10:33Like, definitely vibe.
10:34Hey, boys.
10:35Easy boo.
10:36Bobby.
10:37Hi.
10:38Hey.
10:39Good.
10:40You look happy chappy tonight.
10:41Do I?
10:42Oh, smiley.
10:43I'm happy for you.
10:44Thanks, babe.
10:45She's having a bit of a chat to Matteo down there, though.
10:47You all right?
10:48No, I feel good.
10:49I think she has a vibe with Matteo.
10:51I find him mighty boring.
10:53I don't really see Matteo as a threat, if I'm honest.
10:57Like, if anything, he's a bit of a mini me, but maybe not as cool.
11:01So, at the end of the day, I'm in bed with her tonight, and he's not.
11:05What car do you drive?
11:06An Audi.
11:07Really?
11:08Yeah.
11:09Really?
11:10Yeah, nice.
11:11Guess what?
11:12I'll drive.
11:13Please.
11:14Okay.
11:15No one ever guesses.
11:16Okay.
11:17Is it like a van?
11:18It's a van.
11:19Oh my god, I win.
11:20I've named.
11:21I've named, right?
11:22All same.
11:23Nice.
11:24My Audi's Anastasia.
11:26I have 50 shades.
11:27Yeah.
11:28Nice.
11:29Yeah.
11:30Come on.
11:31It's an Audi.
11:32And then the Vans are, because it's a French vanilla color.
11:34It's like a baguette.
11:36Because it looks like a baguette.
11:37A baguette, yeah.
11:38I don't even know if it's baguette or baguette.
11:41I say baguette.
11:42Oh, love me, mira.
11:45Oh my goodness.
11:50I'm definitely surprised with how good my first chat is going with Matteo.
11:53I definitely think I get butterfly vibes.
11:56He makes me very, like, smiley.
11:59And yeah, I definitely feel like I kind of light up around him a little bit.
12:02Mm.
12:03Yeah, I know.
12:04Sorry, I'm just getting fucking lost in your eyes.
12:07Jesus Christ.
12:08It's crazy.
12:09Oh, I've been dreaming of you.
12:22Something in the way you look at me.
12:26I need to be near you.
12:28Guys, the Spanish culture minister is here for an inspection.
12:30They think we're making a cooking show.
12:32No kissing for the next 10 minutes.
12:34I said no kissing.
12:36No kissing.
12:37What am I, a joke to you?
12:38So you're a saint or a sinner?
12:42I don't know, babe.
12:44What's a saint?
12:45A good person.
12:46Babe, I think a saint.
12:47No, you're wrong.
12:48You're wrong, no.
12:49Babe, a saint is a devil and a sinner is a good person.
12:53Purple, devil.
12:54Purple, pink, pink.
12:55Babe.
12:56Angel, devil.
12:57Yeah, mate, are you colour blind or something?
12:59That's purple and that's purple.
13:00That is pink and that is pink.
13:02Yeah, well, you're a loser.
13:03Angel, devil.
13:04And you look awesome.
13:05Yeah, so what's your plan tonight?
13:07Get a whole bed to yourself.
13:08Yeah, I want a bed to myself on a starfish.
13:11I want to sleep.
13:13I used to be bleach blonde.
13:15It looks like, like, obviously brunette, but like golden.
13:18Aw, you're so sweet.
13:20Is that?
13:21Yeah, is that good?
13:22I'm glad that's what you're going for.
13:23How are you going?
13:24Good.
13:25I just feel like...
13:26What?
13:27Yeah, I just feel like we're really vibing.
13:28Yeah, I'm loving it.
13:29Yeah.
13:30Yeah.
13:31I don't feel like this is forced at all.
13:32No, definitely not.
13:33I was not expecting this coming into the world.
13:34I think that's what's, like, taken me back the most.
13:35Mm-hmm.
13:36It's like, I'm so open, so I knew, like, the possibility was there.
13:37Mm-hmm.
13:38Mm-hmm.
13:39But for it to be, like, the first girl at a couple of, it was just like...
13:40Mm-hmm.
13:41No, it wasn't.
13:42What's the plan here?
13:43Like, what's going on?
13:44Yeah.
13:45But I'm loving it.
13:46Like, I can't actually really put it into words, to be honest.
13:48It just feels good.
13:49And just, like, I always find myself just, like, looking for you.
13:53100%.
13:54Yeah.
13:55Yeah.
13:56Yeah.
13:57Yeah.
13:58Yeah.
13:59Yeah.
14:00Yeah.
14:01Yeah.
14:02Yeah.
14:03Yeah.
14:04Yeah.
14:05Yeah.
14:06Yeah.
14:07Yeah.
14:08Yeah.
14:09Yeah.
14:10Yeah.
14:11Yeah.
14:12Yeah.
14:13Yeah.
14:14Yeah.
14:15Aw, well, that's our cute quota done for the day.
14:18Lacey, you're up.
14:19Now.
14:20Now.
14:21I don't know if you're, like, a cuddly kind of guy in the bed.
14:26Yeah.
14:27So if you are, you're going to hate me for this.
14:29Why?
14:30Oh, you're so cute.
14:31Why?
14:32Um, so Kai is going to sleep in the day bed.
14:36Really?
14:37Because, like, him and Yana.
14:38Yeah.
14:39Of course, of course, of course.
14:40It's pretty.
14:41That's totally fine.
14:42Yeah.
14:43So I'm thinking I want to go sleep in the day bed with you.
14:45That's fine.
14:46Yeah.
14:47But, like, I don't want you thinking, oh my God, I'm completely off you.
14:50No, no, no.
14:51Not at all.
14:52Not at all.
14:53Not at all.
14:54It was just obviously, like.
14:55Because I do like your vibe.
14:56Yeah.
14:57And I do really, really like our chats.
14:58Mm.
14:59And I think you're really cool.
15:00Mm.
15:01Lacey telling me this, I feel like it's kind of, like, turned me off a bit.
15:05I'm not going to lie.
15:06Like, I'm all about, you know, finding a true connection for everyone in here.
15:10So if that's where her obviously head and feelings are at, that's fine.
15:14Um, but I won't be making an effort.
15:17No, I won't be.
15:18A little bit naughty.
15:19I've been a little bit wild.
15:21And now I'm looking for somebody.
15:25I want to give you a cuddle.
15:27You're an absolute legend.
15:29You've got big balls, babe.
15:31I'll give you that.
15:32It's been a little bit crazy.
15:34I've been a little bit burnt.
15:36Well, now I'm looking for somebody.
15:39To live again.
15:41Hi.
15:42Here come the cuddle buddies.
15:46Can you lie down, please?
15:48You want me lying down?
15:49I have to grab my pillow.
15:52Sorry, babe.
15:53Oh, sorry.
15:54Sorry, babe.
15:55Oh, no, your hair is wet.
15:57Yeah, I just had a swim.
15:58Oh, my God.
15:59Night, Lacey.
16:00Night, babe.
16:01Have a good seat.
16:02Bye, Kai.
16:03Night, guys.
16:04Night, guys.
16:05Love you all.
16:06Oh, already kicking my pillow off.
16:08Nice.
16:09Yeah.
16:10Oh.
16:11Good night, everyone.
16:12Good night.
16:13Good night.
16:14Love you.
16:15See you inside, brother.
16:16I couldn't leave him out in the freezing bloody cold with those cockroaches and moths and
16:21flies and mozzies.
16:23So, princess over here is, in fact, non-princessing right now for a man, which I thought I would
16:32never be having to do in my life ever.
16:35But I was never gonna fall in love, love, love, love, love, love, oh.
16:39Little birthday boy.
16:40I was never gonna fall in love, love, love, love, oh.
16:44But now I found you.
16:49Never gonna fall.
16:54But now I found you.
16:55Thought I was never gonna fall.
16:56Never gonna fall.
16:57Never gonna fall.
16:58Never gonna fall.
16:59Never gonna fall.
17:00Never gonna fall.
17:01Never gonna fall.
17:02Never gonna fall.
17:03Never gonna fall.
17:04Never gonna fall.
17:05Never gonna fall.
17:06Never gonna fall.
17:07Never gonna fall.
17:08Never gonna fall.
17:09Never gonna fall.
17:10Never gonna fall.
17:11Never gonna fall.
17:12Never gonna fall.
17:13Never gonna fall.
17:14Never gonna fall.
17:15Never gonna fall.
17:16Never gonna fall.
17:17Never gonna fall.
17:18Hey, Pinky, I speak flamingo.
17:19Give us the juicy goss from last night.
17:21What do you see?
17:26Quiet, Lacey can hear you.
17:29Oh, Christ.
17:37Morning, people.
17:38Morning.
17:39Have a day in the villa.
17:41Good morning.
17:42How do you say it?
17:43Is that good?
17:45Yeah, you can build me a princess castle for sleeping out here with you.
17:52Hello.
17:53Yes, those are my eyebrows.
17:55Yeah, they look great.
17:56They look bushy?
17:57Yeah.
17:57No, not bushy.
17:58I think you just slept on them.
17:59I figured they're all going in different directions.
18:05Sharing the day bed with Kai outside last night was actually really romantic.
18:10I feel like it did make us closer.
18:14What do you think, um, what do you think Mario is going to do with your missus?
18:33I don't know, ba, honestly.
18:35Do you reckon he'll win her over?
18:36Nah.
18:37No way, mate.
18:38You reckon?
18:38Look at me now.
18:39Handsome man he is.
18:41I don't fall second, mate.
18:50Nice.
18:50A bit sweaty.
18:55I don't know why.
18:55Terrell's body's not a spot, eh?
18:57Do you reckon?
18:58Yeah.
18:58Yeah.
19:03I think he's into my missus.
19:05Yeah, he definitely is into her.
19:07Yeah.
19:07I had a chat there.
19:09I think last night.
19:09Yesterday, yeah.
19:10Yeah.
19:11Matty boy's come in.
19:12Big little Mateo.
19:14Uh, Mick 2.0, I'd say.
19:15Mick Jr.
19:16You know, he's seeming like he's seeking a bit of inspiration from me here.
19:19And, um, maybe even trying to get my girl.
19:21But, back yourself.
19:28See how you go.
19:29Back myself.
19:31If he wants to make his moves on her, like, I'm happy for him.
19:33Like, go ahead, brother.
19:35Game on.
19:39Oh, he's in budgies.
19:42Oh, my God, baby, he's so zensy.
19:45Sorry.
19:45He needs to pull them down a little bit.
19:47Yeah, they're, like, too high.
19:49They're very distracting over there.
19:50They're so distracting.
19:51Stop looking at them.
19:52It's kind of hot.
19:52Girls.
19:53Okay, sorry.
19:54Trying to get the girl's attention.
19:55But, all they can do is stare at the man, like, oh, my God, wow, he is so hot.
19:58I mean, respectfully.
19:59Fair enough.
20:00I would, too.
20:02What about you and Rossi?
20:03Yeah, how's this going?
20:04I don't know.
20:05No.
20:09I can't tell if he likes me or not.
20:11Like, even in bedtime, like, as well, it's just like, all right, goodnight.
20:14Roll over and go to sleep.
20:16Like, we're not very intimate.
20:17So, I'm actually deadass.
20:18I'm just like, babe, if you like me, I can't tell.
20:21But, if you don't, then maybe just let me know so I can stop.
20:24I feel like you just need to have, like, an actual serious chat.
20:26Correct.
20:26Because you're, like, having all this fun, like, friendly banter.
20:29But, like, what's he doing?
20:31Like, and if someone walks in tomorrow or today, he needs to realise that he can lose you.
20:37And, like, I'm sorry, but you're a bad bitch.
20:39Wait, he really needs to step up his game.
20:41I love you, Roscoe, and I want the best for you.
20:43Because there's always a bomb around the corner.
20:45They need to remember that.
20:46Yeah.
20:47Wait, where is he?
20:48It's so paranoid.
20:50It's right behind you.
20:53You're right there, doll?
20:54Are you trying to eavesdrop?
20:55What are you doing there?
20:56Oh, no.
20:58No, I'm just, like, trying to figure out my entry point.
21:00Go on, we're talking about you.
21:02Hurry up.
21:03He was definitely trying to fucking eavesdrop.
21:09Rossi, baby, we know what you're doing, OK?
21:11Don't make out you're trying to hear something in the water because there's no sounds under there, OK?
21:15So then I woke up this morning and I just sort of, like...
21:18I was, like, affectionate, but I just sort of let him be.
21:20And then he just wasn't...
21:22No, I was observing it this morning because I wasn't...
21:25I noticed it last night without you having to tell me.
21:27Yeah.
21:28And went, hmm.
21:29Yeah, so...
21:30Yeah, no, I'm just saying, like, I'm not saying it to get in your head,
21:32but I'm saying it to validate you and I can see where you're coming from.
21:34Yeah.
21:35And now, can you please go to that end of the pool?
21:38What?
21:38Oi, oi, oi, oi!
21:39I'm trying to talk about you.
21:41I'm doing laps.
21:42Like, pick it, pick it, pick it, pick it, do you like it?
21:43I don't even need the flamingo.
21:45He's so funny.
21:47You can whisper.
21:48You want?
21:49Anyway.
21:51OK, well, so today, the thing I need to talk to you is basically say,
21:54babe, do you like me?
21:56Cannot tell.
21:57What do you think of the Ross and Sharon seeds, Pinky?
22:00Never mind.
22:05Coming up.
22:07Give it to me.
22:09A juicy challenge turns from sweet to sour.
22:17What's going on?
22:19If Connor is being disingenuous, adios amigos,
22:22because I do not tolerate that fucking shit for a second.
22:24I'll draw you in like a moth to a flame.
22:38There's romance everywhere on the streets of Spain.
22:41How lovely.
22:43There's romance in the villa too, you know.
22:45Oh, look, see, romance and motorbo-mance.
22:51Well, it's diminishing returns, really.
22:53We work with what we have, except Sharon.
22:55Your energy was so flat this morning,
22:57but I suppose you did just wake up.
22:59I was just getting used to being around all these people
23:02and all this energy.
23:03I understand that, but I did say to the girls just then
23:08and they noticed it too.
23:09I was like, actually, I actually can't tell if Ross likes me or not
23:12because you're so...
23:15Really?
23:15Yeah, because you're so, um, you're too chill
23:18and you're not overly affectionate
23:20and you're not very overly, like...
23:23Like, you physically seem distant to me.
23:26Like...
23:26Do I?
23:27Like, not right now, but like...
23:29Like, yesterday, during the day, like...
23:33We're not really, like, ever together.
23:35We're sort of off doing our own thing.
23:38So I'm like, ooh.
23:39Mm.
23:39Maybe he doesn't actually like me
23:41because he seems to be not around me.
23:44No, I do like you.
23:45Of course.
23:47Okay, well, maybe just make it more obvious
23:49that you like me.
23:50I'm sorry.
23:52Like, what would it look like?
23:53More, more...
23:54You don't even kiss me in bed.
23:56Like, you don't even...
23:58Like, we don't...
23:59We're not very physically affectionate.
24:01I love cuddling you in bed.
24:02Yeah, but like, bro...
24:04We, like, kiss goodnight and then that's it.
24:08Well, the first night,
24:10you literally told me, like,
24:11I'm not gonna hook up with you.
24:12I'm not gonna make out with you, like, in bed.
24:14It was day one.
24:16Yeah, but...
24:16Well, still, I mean...
24:17Well, I just...
24:18It just put me on the back foot of, like,
24:19okay, maybe she doesn't like that much forward affection.
24:22Oh, no, I do.
24:23Well, I thought it was more just, like,
24:24that wasn't what you wanted to do.
24:25I didn't know it was because it was night one.
24:26No, it was night one.
24:28Right.
24:31She made it clear that she does want to make out in the bed
24:33and I guess I just had in the back of my mind
24:35that's not something she wants to do
24:36because that's what she told me, you know?
24:39Yeah, I feel like we've been very...
24:40I'm glad we cleared that up.
24:41Yeah.
24:42I feel like we've just been a bit stagnant the last few days.
24:46We haven't...
24:47You want to take it to the next level?
24:48You know, some nighttime kisses.
24:51Some nighttime kisses.
24:52A little hook up.
24:53If you want my love, just ask me.
24:56No pressure.
24:58What's the...
24:59Oh, yeah, what princess would I be?
25:13Like, do you think...
25:14Cinderella, do you think...
25:15Oh, wait.
25:16Do you know princess?
25:17Not really.
25:18Maybe, like, fucking Tangled with short hair or something
25:21because she's a bit of a bad bitch.
25:22What's her name?
25:23Tangled.
25:24What's her actual name?
25:25Yeah, yeah.
25:26What's her actual name?
25:26Is her real name Rapunzel?
25:29Oh, yeah, that's the one.
25:31Honestly, I feel like I'm a mix of princesses.
25:35I feel like I have every single ball sack from each princess
25:39and I've just, like, built, like, this batty,
25:42girly, little pink princess with these fat, big, juicy balls.
25:47That's the princess I think I am.
25:49I really want to tan today.
25:52Princess Ballsack and her best friend Zex
25:55coming to a theatre near you.
25:57Also currently playing Tamara and Mateo chat
26:00while Mick rubs his face in a hat.
26:03How do you feel about Lace sleeping out here?
26:07Like, I obviously understand it.
26:09Yeah.
26:10Do I think she's as open as she said she was to me?
26:14Maybe not.
26:15Does that make sense?
26:16Okay, so did she tell you she was open?
26:18Oh, 100%.
26:19Like, I probably wouldn't have picked her if it wasn't for that.
26:22No, I totally get that.
26:23Because I feel like when they're talking,
26:27I feel like they tell each other they're pretty locked in.
26:30Yeah.
26:31So, I don't, it's interesting.
26:33It is interesting, eh.
26:34How are you feeling towards your, like, couple?
26:38Good, but I definitely feel like
26:40he doesn't take a lot of stuff seriously.
26:44Okay.
26:44So, like, even, sometimes I'll ask him a serious question,
26:47he'll answer with a joke, and I'm like,
26:49okay, but are you going to give me the actual answer?
26:51And he doesn't, so I'm just like, okay.
26:53And what, do you, do you like that,
26:55or do you, like, like, what?
26:56No, like, I like the humor for sure,
26:58but I'm like, it can't be all jokes all the time,
27:00I feel like.
27:00Yeah, yeah, of course, of course.
27:01So, like, I feel like when I talk to you,
27:02you actually,
27:03When push comes to shove, yeah.
27:04Yeah, like, I feel like when I talk to you,
27:05you actually give me genuine answers.
27:06So, yeah, I'm like,
27:07I feel like I don't know a lot about him.
27:10Okay, interesting.
27:10Oh, I'll tell you one thing.
27:14Yeah, bro.
27:15I fucking, I think I got a neck.
27:18Oh, no.
27:19Yeah.
27:20Physical neck?
27:21Yeah.
27:22No, I'm just this fake tan on the hands, really.
27:24Oh, okay.
27:25I can't see it, bro.
27:26Yeah, yeah.
27:28It is like she's just dipped her hand in a honey jar.
27:30Yeah, well.
27:33I'm eking it out, bro.
27:35Nah, I, I, sometimes I've been able to overcome a neck.
27:38Nah, nah, mate, she's going to need some, like, bicarb soda and lemon on those hands.
27:41Hey, that's fine.
27:42I mean, look,
27:43Sian's probably a bit on the demanding, pushy side for my kind of chick, too.
27:47Percy?
27:48Darn is?
27:48Yeah.
27:49You feel that?
27:50Yeah.
27:50But, like, she's not perfect.
27:51I'm sure I'm not perfect in her eyes.
27:53Like, I've gotten over ekes before, like, quite quickly.
27:57When you, when you really think about it,
27:58and it's not a big, it's not a big deal.
27:59It's really not, because it's a temporary thing.
28:01But, like, she's Irish, bro, so she's always going to be white.
28:05And I like tans.
28:07Oh.
28:08It's a very, very minor ick to have.
28:11But I do truly think that he's setting himself up for maybe she's into Mateo,
28:16and if he gets dropped from that couple,
28:19at least he'll have a reason that he's pre-empted,
28:21and he'll be okay with it.
28:22Do you know what I mean?
28:23Like, it's a defence mechanism to protect his ego, I think.
28:26He's gone for it, mate.
28:27I'm joking.
28:29I'm joking.
28:30Fair play to him.
28:31He needs to.
28:32Let him, yeah.
28:33Yeah, I know.
28:34But, like, I think I need another bomb.
28:36Yeah, for sure.
28:40But it's early days, too.
28:41It is, it is.
28:41I mean, I only talked to you last night for the first time.
28:43Yeah, yeah.
28:44Yeah, I was like, this is, like, our second conversation.
28:46I feel like that kind of, like, was like, what the fuck?
28:48I didn't expect that at all.
28:49What?
28:50I just didn't expect us to click.
28:52I feel like coming in, like, we just probably just kind of shut each other off
28:54because we're, like, the new bombshells and whatnot,
28:56and then I feel like you and I get along.
28:58Yeah, no, we definitely, we definitely do.
29:00It's like, you know, when you kind of just get someone.
29:02Yeah, I feel like we're kind of somewhat on the same level, for sure.
29:04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:05It helps.
29:06Same, like, maturity, same emotional maturity, same bet.
29:09Yeah, we're balancing out pretty well, yeah, for sure.
29:14Matteo just got this really calm energy about him.
29:18I think he shares a lot more and more voluntarily
29:20without you kind of having to dig as much,
29:23and it's been really nice getting to know him.
29:27Don't worry, our Irish queen, your fake tan hands are perfect.
29:32As the Islanders play about,
29:34Ross has decided to start the girls' primary school education from scratch.
29:38Gabby, Gabby and Lacey, this is a strawberry, OK?
29:43Oh!
29:45Ross!
29:46I got a text!
29:48I got a text!
29:53Islanders, prepare your peaches and plums.
29:57It's time to find out what the superfans really think about you.
30:01No!
30:03You're off to the Garden of Eden for today's challenge.
30:07Forbidden Fruit.
30:09Hashtag Original Sin.
30:11Hashtag Rotten or Right.
30:13I've seen you such shit.
30:15I'm guessing we're all going to hell.
30:18Superfans, God, what have they been seeing?
30:19I'm a little bit nervous.
30:20I do have a bit of a loud mouth, so...
30:22Ah, sorry!
30:24I wish I had an arse.
30:25Maybe I should put another pair of undies on under the inches.
30:27Yeah, I'll be patting the back side more than the front, mate.
30:29Yeah.
30:31Now's the time to strike, play, do not play.
30:34Do you think that this could, like, possibly stir the pot between people a little?
30:38I think so, yeah.
30:42You're literally rocking a sock.
30:46Oh, yeah, baby!
30:48Well, it looks alright, doesn't it?
30:51Does it look fake?
30:51Is there going to be drama?
30:54Is there going to be tears?
30:55Is there going to be laughing?
30:58I actually have no idea.
30:59It's bloody different every single day in here.
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31:49I can't see either staying intact because a die-hard group of fans, known as the superfans, have been watching a feed from the villa.
31:58And now, the islanders are about to get their first insight into what the superfans think of them.
32:04It's Forbidden Frick.
32:08Let's go!
32:09Couples will make a sexy entrance to the Garden of Eden.
32:13An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
32:15And one big bite of my banana's going to keep you up all night, baby girl.
32:21Give it to me.
32:24Was it hot and sexy?
32:26I would say it was more messy and gross, but that's part of the fun, isn't it?
32:30There then read a question that was put to the superfans.
32:34What percentage of superfans thinks Tamara and Mick could win Love Island as a couple?
32:40I really don't know what the superfans are going to be thinking, but we're going to run with hi.
32:45We think the answer is 70%.
32:47We think the answer is 17%.
32:52We've known each other for 24 hours, love.
32:56It's boys versus girls and the islander closest to the correct percentage wins.
33:01The correct answer is 15%.
33:04I think it was a fair reflection.
33:09We've had a good initial connection, but it's so new and fresh.
33:14I think Tamara and I would definitely have better chemistry.
33:18Next to fondle some Forbidden Fruit, it's Sharon and Ross.
33:22Oh, Ross.
33:23Yes, darling.
33:24My papaya is throbbing for you.
33:26Oh, baby.
33:27It was my first time going down a papaya, and I kind of liked it.
33:35Always a good move to see the men pleasure the papaya first, ladies first, please and thank you.
33:43Ross and I are very excited to spice this challenge up.
33:46We're making it extra wet, baby.
33:49What percentage of superfans think that Sharon and Ross have good sexual chemistry?
33:54Oh, that's rough, because we've been talking about it.
34:00Earlier today, we chatted this all out.
34:02I definitely know that this one will be low.
34:04Ross and I have not been on the same page about our intimacy.
34:07We think the answer is 18%.
34:10We think the answer is 30%.
34:14The correct answer is 24%.
34:22Oh, smack bang in the middle.
34:24It's pretty good.
34:25Oh, shit.
34:26Yeah, but I know I feel differently, babe.
34:29So do I.
34:30Moving forward, that 24% is way too low in my mind.
34:33I think more kissing and a bit more PDA.
34:37Let's get that shit up.
34:39Let's get that shit up.
34:41Oh!
34:43Oh!
34:43I'm so hungry.
34:45I need some food.
34:47Oh!
34:48Can I offer you some fresh melon?
34:49No!
34:50No!
34:53No!
34:57I was up in there, like, melon, melon.
35:00Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
35:01Oh my god, if I kiss with Jotham, it's sexy, it's spicy, it's spicy.
35:09What percentage of super fans think Gabby could have her head turned by a new bum?
35:15Ooh.
35:17I am literally with Jotham 24-7 in here.
35:20I think we have probably one of the strongest connections in here.
35:23But I don't know how I'm coming across.
35:25We think the answer is 50%.
35:28Oh, we think the answer is 50%.
35:33The correct answer is 69%.
35:40So 70% of them think I'm going to have my head turned.
35:4769%.
35:4769% I'm like actually shocked.
35:51Never say never, but I feel like I'm really locked in with Jotham and I don't think another
35:56man could turn my head.
35:58Look, I think that her head would change, I'm not going to lie.
36:03If someone gave her enough attention, you know, anything could happen.
36:10There's nothing better than a big juicy peach.
36:13Oh!
36:14You can say that again!
36:16The kiss with Connor, it was actually so good.
36:27It was sexy, it was fruity, it was fun.
36:31We're normally so vanilla.
36:32What percentage of superfans think that Connor is genuinely looking for love?
36:41100%, 100%.
36:43What do you reckon?
36:44I think 90+.
36:46Connor's a lover boy.
36:47This one's high for sure.
36:48We think the number is 92%.
36:52We think the answer is 91%.
36:55I'm in here for the right reasons.
37:00This one's going to be high.
37:01The correct answer is...
37:0411%.
37:07What?
37:09Izzy!
37:12What's going on?
37:13What are they saying that we're not?
37:16Yeah, what are they saying that we're not, boys?
37:19Look, look, what do they know?
37:20Uh, it was a bit of a, what the fuck?
37:24I'm here for love, but believe what you want to believe.
37:30Oh, she didn't kiss back.
37:32Oh!
37:33I feel so rattled.
37:35If Connor is being disingenuous,
37:37one thing I've learnt since coming to Spain
37:39is how to say, adios amigos,
37:41because I do not tolerate that fucking shit for a second,
37:44and I never will.
37:45Mmm, what a lovely pair.
37:52Thanks, babe.
37:52I grew them myself.
37:54Oh!
37:54Oh!
37:54Oh!
37:54Oh!
37:54Oh!
37:58Wow!
38:01Yum!
38:02Spicy!
38:04Ah!
38:05It's a pretty passionate kiss.
38:07We had a bit of fruit on us,
38:08so it was, like, even more kind of saucy.
38:10Yeah.
38:11Yay!
38:12Oh!
38:15It was fucking hard to watch.
38:16Lacey, like, wants high standards and shit from me
38:19and doesn't want me to kiss anyone,
38:21but can go and kiss who she wants.
38:23Makes me look like a mug.
38:25What percentage of superfans
38:27think Matteo is the most genuine islander in the villa?
38:33I'm genuinely in this villa looking for love.
38:36That answer should be, like, a million percent.
38:3911 percent?
38:4115 percent?
38:41Yeah.
38:42All us girls think that this is going to be low.
38:44We think the answer is 65 percent.
38:48We think that the number is 11 percent.
38:51Oh!
38:52Fuck yous.
38:53That's crazy.
38:54That's crazy.
38:56It's hard not to be insulted by that.
38:58I literally stopped my life to come on here for love
39:01and for that to kind of get shoved in your face.
39:04I don't know.
39:04It was, like, a kick in the, like, dick.
39:06The correct answer is...
39:0890 percent.
39:1390?
39:13Oh, yeah.
39:1690.
39:17Matteo, let's go.
39:19Sorry.
39:19We love you.
39:20Don't be sorry.
39:21You're all right.
39:21He's one of the most genuine people I've ever met,
39:24so I understood why he was upset
39:26that the girls put his percentage so low.
39:30Woo!
39:30Woo!
39:31Woo!
39:31Woo!
39:32Woo!
39:33Help me.
39:34My plums are leaking.
39:35Oh!
39:36Oh!
39:37Did someone call a plumber?
39:39Yes!
39:40Oh!
39:40Oh!
39:41Oh!
39:41Oh!
39:42Oh!
39:42Yeah, I definitely knew Lacey would have been looking at me,
39:55but, fuck, after her kissing from the tail,
39:57two can play that game.
40:01Oh!
40:01Oh!
40:02Oh, my God!
40:02Oh, my God!
40:06Oh, my God!
40:08If we're going to go tit for tat, mate,
40:10I'll always win that game, so, yeah.
40:13That's ruthless.
40:14That's actually ruthless.
40:15That's what it is,
40:17because he told me he wouldn't touch her again.
40:19Kai, if you're going to kiss your ex,
40:21don't promise me that you're not going to kiss your ex.
40:24You know what I mean?
40:25Like, don't make a promise that you can't keep.
40:28What percentage of superfans think Yana and Kai
40:32will end up boyfriend and girlfriend again?
40:35Mm-hmm.
40:35Yeah.
40:36We love Kai.
40:38Oh, wow.
40:39This one's so hard.
40:41I am absolutely on the edge of my seat.
40:42Things with Kai and Lacey are going well.
40:46But Kai and Yana, they're exes in one bedroom together sharing a bed.
40:52We think the answer is 85%.
40:54I agree.
40:56We think the answer is 70%.
41:01The correct answer is...
41:0552%.
41:10Ooh.
41:11Split the group.
41:13Split the group.
41:14Split the group.
41:15I think the superfans would like to maybe see a love story come out of this,
41:19but, yeah, I don't know.
41:21When are you guys getting back together?
41:24I mean, Yana and Kai is exciting, definitely.
41:26Like, I like the idea of it.
41:28I think it's cute.
41:28I think it's like a romance movie, really.
41:30Maybe a bit of a tragic one, but, uh, nonetheless, still a good story.
41:34He has been telling me that he's all for me.
41:40He doesn't want anyone else, and he wants nothing to do with her.
41:46I just feel like, why can't there just be one time where I don't have to get hurt?
41:53I just don't understand.
41:55Like, all I want is just a normal relationship.
42:00The forbidden fruit challenge has left a sour taste.
42:22Thankfully, work experience Lucy is outside with the cattle prod to make sure the islanders
42:27look happy upon their return.
42:29Oh, girls, five hit?
42:31Yes, five hit.
42:32Five hit.
42:33Let's chat, girls.
42:35Let's chat.
42:36How is everyone, how is me feeling?
42:37Because I was quite intense.
42:38How do you feel about your answer?
42:40I don't know.
42:41I feel like I can't, I think you guys know me the best.
42:43That was the biggest curveball of the night.
42:45Yeah.
42:45Yeah.
42:46I don't think I've faked myself once in here.
42:47What does that mean?
42:4811.
42:4811.
42:4911.
42:50Oh, do you know what I think it is?
42:51I think it's a shift.
42:52It's a detective.
42:52Is there a thing of coming here with a game plan of just being in love and staying in love?
42:56Yeah.
42:57Because you haven't opened yourself up enough to different people.
42:59Yeah, I haven't given other people chances.
43:00Yeah, but why would you when you've got something strong going on?
43:02That's my point.
43:03It obviously doesn't sound great.
43:05The last thing I'd want Izzy to think is that I'm just sort of in here to play a game.
43:09Um, I'm just pretty desperate to have a chat to her and just see where her head's at.
43:13Are you wigged out?
43:14Yeah.
43:14Are you ready?
43:15Yeah, a little.
43:15Do you doubt it or?
43:17Um, because I just don't know what's being said behind my back and that rigs me up because
43:20I feel like I've been around so many ingenuine people in my life and I'm like, just don't
43:24want to like, have that happen to me again.
43:26Do you get the vibe at all?
43:27I'm starting to catch feelings.
43:30Yeah.
43:30That one.
43:31Deep down, I've been feeling, is this too good to be true?
43:35I feel like my guard is coming down and to hear that just makes me feel really uncomfortable
43:39and vulnerable and exposed.
43:41Right, you want to be?
43:42Oh yeah, me.
43:42Um, I think 50-50 is like fair enough for them to think, like I have been upset.
43:49Yeah, you are exes, it was recent.
43:50Yeah, it is exes, it was recent.
43:52They're not sure, so like it's not like they're sure or anything really.
43:55How are you feeling, doll?
43:57Um, I don't know, I feel like, I feel like this just happens to me.
44:05Sorry, I'm not upset at you, babe.
44:07Yeah.
44:07Like, sorry.
44:09No, I need to, this is coming.
44:10Anyway, it's okay, baby, take your time.
44:14Oh, I wanted to fuck off from that debrief.
44:17Talk to us.
44:18That was the vibe.
44:18Talk to us, how are you feeling?
44:20Talk.
44:20I think it's like the fact that, like every time I'm happy with someone, it just gets taken
44:26away.
44:26Like I'm always the one that like, puts on my heart.
44:31Baby.
44:31No, that's okay.
44:32Do you feel like he's like, it's okay.
44:35I just feel like, I feel like I get more upset at myself because when I do like someone,
44:42I do kind of just really love so easily.
44:46And like, like that's why I just get hurt because like, I just.
44:49I want to talk about the next piece thing was, um, Lacey's reaction.
44:56Yeah.
44:57Yeah.
44:57I feel like Lacey's burning eyes into you as if it's your choice.
45:01Like she got in there, they got into it, like juicy, all that shit.
45:04Like she can challenge me.
45:06If she can go in there and just do that, like, what do you find?
45:08I'm just going to go.
45:09Oh yeah, cool.
45:09Like, you know what I mean?
45:10It's a double standard there.
45:11Like she's going and getting into work here, but then you're not allowed to.
45:15Yeah.
45:15I mean, I can see why Kai's upset.
45:17Like she's painting him a bit as the bad guy again.
45:20Like what, which is kind of what happened to me in a sense.
45:23You know, I don't know, man.
45:23Like it's a, it's given off quite immature vibes to be honest with you.
45:27Um, I just think that Lacey's going around in circles.
45:30She doesn't know what she wants and going from one triangle to another.
45:33And I don't really want that in a woman at all.
45:34So yeah.
45:37You honestly doll, like conserve your energy and only give it to the people who deserve it.
45:41Yeah.
45:41Be a mirror to the, I reckon wait for him to speak to you about it.
45:45Don't go pulling him.
45:46I'm not going to pull it.
45:47Send the day with the girls like, yeah, yeah.
45:49Don't say anything to you.
45:50No, no, no.
45:51If he doesn't pull me and reassure me, I don't want that.
45:55Why would I have that?
45:56Wait for him to come reassure you.
45:58Yeah.
45:58Yeah.
45:58Only 11% of the super fans think Connor is genuinely looking for love in the villa.
46:11Don't worry, pal.
46:12Only 11% of viewers think my jokes are funny and I still have a job.
46:15You'll be fine.
46:17I wasn't expecting that.
46:18Like, I'm a good judge of character.
46:20Yeah.
46:21But then, like, obviously everyone else has seen a different thing and it, like, kind
46:25of, like, stresses me out.
46:28Of course.
46:28Yeah, it's not nice to hear.
46:29Why do you think that they rated you 11%?
46:32I try not to read into it because I know what we've got.
46:35Yeah.
46:35I just don't want you to, like, I just don't want to be with someone who's, like, coming
46:37on here for exposure and, like, playing the game.
46:40Because, like, I'm not staying with you to play it safe, I'm staying with you because
46:43I genuinely like you.
46:44For me, it's just making me question how genuine he actually is because my biggest fear is that
46:49I'm being partnered up with someone who's not actually coming to this villa for love.
46:52If I wanted to be in here and stay in here as long as I could, I think I'd be keeping
46:59my options a bit more open.
47:00Like, I didn't even talk to Tamara when she come in.
47:02Do you know what I mean?
47:03Like, I haven't even showed half the people in here who I am because I'm set on you.
47:08Like, I want to get to know you.
47:10Trust is so important in a relationship and I don't expect her to just give it to me,
47:15but I think I've earned it pretty well in here.
47:18There's nothing you're not telling me there?
47:19No.
47:20Okay.
47:20Yeah.
47:21Like I said, we just have to trust each other.
47:22Yeah, because it will come out.
47:24Exactly.
47:24And I will find out.
47:25Yes, exactly.
47:26Like I said, baby, keep on keeping on.
47:32When you're a dad, you're going to make the most embarrassing jokes.
47:34I feel like he was very honest with me, so I'm going to trust Connor, but I still will
47:38have my wits about me.
47:39I don't fuck around.
47:42I'm glad we talked.
47:47It's nice and cold.
47:48Is it?
47:49Let me have a nice hit.
47:50I'm very happy with the way that conversation ended, and it ended on a kiss, so super fans.
48:01Lacey was upset that Kai kissed Yana so passionately in the challenge and has been waiting so long
48:08for him to come to come chat to her that she's fallen into a deep sleep.
48:12I think these are real mysterious, man.
48:13I think there's a full number, so I'll give you that.
48:15No one knows.
48:16Mysterious and makes a long.
48:16Ah, priorities, guy.
48:18Princess Ballsack needs true looks, kids.
48:20The fact that he didn't really try to pull me for a chat, I think I'm done.
48:32I'm ready to turn lesbian.
48:34So sign me up.
48:36I'm just very protective of where I put my energy.
48:38You're protective of your energy.
48:40Of where I put it.
48:42Well, maybe I'm not going to have anyone.
48:44I don't know what the word is for that, but what's the word when you're just into yourself
48:47and you're into no one else?
48:48Because that's where I'm at.
48:49Are you okay, babe?
48:54Girls, I just need to sit on the toilet and fart for a second, okay?
48:56Anything?
48:57Oh, fuck, please stop.
48:59No.
49:01I'm just done.
49:03Like, I can't be fucked.
49:04I'm mentally checked out with everything.
49:07I think you really need to chat to him first before you check.
49:10No, but he's showing up.
49:12He doesn't give a flying fart.
49:13He's out there fucking yappy, yappy, yappy, yappy, shinnis.
49:15Yeah.
49:16More shit comes out of his mouth than his asshole, that's for sure.
49:18Yeah.
49:20More shit comes out of Cara's mouth than his asshole, that he's got no balls, he's a loser.
49:30He actually has no balls.
49:32It's the actually inverted dick, what a little shit.
49:37I think his behavior is giving, like, inverted dick behavior.
49:42Like, your dick is actually inverted through your asshole, and it's pushing the shit right up through your mouth.
49:55That's why he talks so much shit.
49:59You can fuck right off, hey.
50:02More shit comes out of your mouth than your asshole, babe.
50:06What do you mean?
50:07You can't say that.
50:08No, I'm done.
50:09I'm actually done.
50:10What do you mean?
50:10You sit there and fucking say, like, you're going to be neutral about it and not do that, and you go and suck his face like nothing, get him to pretty much suck your tits.
50:17Like, what do you want me to do?
50:18Just go, oh yeah, cool, and just get mugged off.
50:20Okay.
50:20We both said, like, we wanted to be neutral about it, and, like, you go and do that.
50:24Like, it's pretty shit.
50:25He just kind of stood there and was like, yeah, we should go for it.
50:28I don't even know what he really said, to be honest, because his vocabulary is, like, the vocabulary of a two-year-old.
50:34Do you not get where I'm coming from?
50:35Like, I feel like if I just didn't do anything, then I'll just look like an absolute mug and look like a loser.
50:39You can just leave. Just go.
50:40What?
50:40Just actually just go.
50:43I don't really want to, I actually don't want anything to do with you anymore.
50:47Like, how is that fair?
50:48It's a different situation, babe.
50:51What's so low?
50:52So you just want to neck on with everyone you want?
50:55No, just fuck off. Just go.
50:57Fucking piss take that.
50:58Fuck me, dude.
50:59You're a fucking piss take.
51:00What a joke, eh?
51:04What a joke, mate.
51:05We just get one love.
51:09We just get one love.
51:18And some prince inverted dick has come to the pool, having just told Princess Ballsack she was a joke, after she told him to F off.
51:40If Disney doesn't bid for the rights to make this film, they can kiss next year's box office goodbye.
51:47Oh, man.
51:53Oh.
51:53Is she just from the last time?
51:55What?
51:56Who?
51:56What?
51:57No.
51:58What?
51:59I'll just pull past you.
52:00You're a fuck.
52:01I don't know.
52:01You're a f***er.
52:02You're a f***er.
52:03I went there.
52:04She just blew up in the gun.
52:05I can't believe you're a f***er.
52:06You're a f***er.
52:06You're a f***er.
52:06You're going, you can't even say that.
52:08I was like, what's the thing?
52:11I'm not going to kiss any of y'all this whole time.
52:12You can neck on with every single bloke.
52:14And she's like, it's different.
52:16I'm like, you know, it's a p***er.
52:18And she's like, get the f*** out with that.
52:19I'm like, yeah, righto, bud.
52:23Yeah, I just told Kai to f*** off because I did just want him to f*** right off.
52:29How was that fair?
52:30So much.
52:31How was that fair, bro?
52:32And that was like, she just pretty much called me in.
52:34This guy got embarrassed me.
52:35And I was like, well, how's that?
52:36She called you in just to tell you that.
52:38She goes, you're a f***er.
52:39I went in there and just threw him the door going, how's that fair?
52:42Yeah.
52:43What?
52:44Kai walking down to the pool.
52:45He was definitely quite heated.
52:47Like, you think you're going to f***ing drink me like that?
52:49Just not really making sense of himself either.
52:51Just spitting words out kind of thing.
52:53Oh, hell yeah.
52:55It's definitely a familiar act.
52:57So I know what was going on there.
52:59I think you guys need to just have a chat when you both aren't like...
53:17Obviously it's heated right now.
53:31Come and come and have a normal conversation with me.
53:33Don't walk past murking at me.
53:34I'm sick and tired of the male's faeces.
53:42Every single conversation I have with a man, I somehow lose more brain cells.
53:49And it's almost as if I don't, like, I already don't have brain cells, but I'm just going in the negatives.
53:57I know you guys are heated right now.
54:00Don't settle.
54:01You guys need to have a proper chat when you both aren't heated.
54:03I have no, I have nothing left in me to, like, have another, like...
54:11I'm literally becoming a therapist for my ex-boyfriend and my best friend to get together.
54:15Like, what's going on here?
54:18Ah, another day in paradise, eh?
54:20Another day in paradise.
54:21Another day in paradise.
54:26Kai!
54:27Am I ready to...
54:29Huh?
54:30Kai!
54:32Do you want to go for a chat?
54:33That's the only reason you want to go for a chat.
54:37Hmm.
54:41Where?
54:42Where are we?
54:44There?
54:46Sure.
54:47The fact that I had to pull you for a chat is fucking pissing me off.
54:50What do you mean?
54:51I've been trying to talk to you and you said no, like, three times.
54:53You literally just...
54:54Like, you didn't really try.
54:55Let's be real.
54:55Come on.
54:57Ah!
55:00Look, I feel like it's so dull.
55:01I get where you're coming from, but I feel like it's such double standards.
55:03When we both say, like, let's not...
55:05But you said to me, you promised you won't do that again, knowing how much it hurt me the first time.
55:09Yeah, if you show me mutual respect and you're on the same basis...
55:12I have, Kai. I have.
55:13Then you go and suck his face.
55:19It was not to that extent.
55:21But how does that lay out?
55:22You know that.
55:23How does it lay that out, babe?
55:24You know that.
55:26I've never tried to intentionally hurt you, whereas you've intentionally hurt me.
55:30I'm not intentionally doing anything.
55:31Well, yeah, you did, babe, because you literally said, oh, well, she kissed old mate, so I'm
55:35going to...
55:35Yeah, let's do it.
55:37Well, look, I'm not going to make a mug out of myself.
55:39This is what I'm saying.
55:40You're saying that I'm playing games, but that, to me, is playing games.
55:42You think this is...
55:43Yeah, I'm playing...
55:43I'm just playing what you're playing.
55:44That's how I say it.
55:45I'm not playing games, Kai, though.
55:46This is what I'm saying.
55:47Well, then I don't know what you're doing, then.
55:48You tell me one thing there, and then you do the opposite.
55:51You've done it the whole time.
55:52So, do you get where I'm coming from?
55:55I have not done it the whole time.
55:55I never wanted to do that.
55:57Well, then don't do it.
55:59This is what I'm saying.
55:59Yeah, but look...
56:00You don't have to do it just to get back at me.
56:02That's what I'm saying.
56:03Well, then don't...
56:03It's like childish behaviour.
56:05Can we find some patience?
56:09The whole time you've been playing games with me, like...
56:11Are you fucking kidding me?
56:12It's been tit for tat the whole fucking time.
56:14It hasn't, Kai.
56:15It has.
56:16It has not been tit for tat.
56:17It has the whole fucking time.
56:17No, it hasn't.
56:19It's just him being a gaslighting motherfucker.
56:22Like, it just makes no sense to me at all.
56:25And, like, it just doesn't.
56:27It just...
56:28Honestly, I would not have cared if it was anyone else.
56:32It's just the fact that you have said you want nothing to do here.
56:35And, like, look at the situation.
56:36And every single time you've been put in a position to prove that to me, you've...
56:40Yeah, and you're not proving it to me either.
56:42With the banana snap, I sort of...
56:43Oh, you're actually a joke.
56:44No, man.
56:44You're actually a joke.
56:46I don't know.
56:46Have fun with your new boyfriend.
56:48Cutting me.
56:48Because I'm done with shit.
56:50Like, I don't know what you want me to do.
56:51You're treating me like a mug.
56:56As much as I sound like a complete fucking idiot...
57:00I was really, really starting to like him.
57:06Sure, it looks like there's a lot of turmoil in the villa, but I can assure you next time there is plenty of romance.
57:31Oh, and a massive fire pit with a dumping.
57:33No one will see you coming.
57:36Next time...
57:38There's high romance on horseback.
57:42Wait, mine's gone to the toilet.
57:43Oh, yeah.
57:46Let it go, baby.
57:48And in the hideaway...
57:49I can't believe we're having alone time.
57:52I have been thinking about alone time with Jotham so much.
57:55Like, oh, he's so sexy.
57:58Then...
57:59I wish I was here for a chit chat, but unfortunately, this isn't a social visit.
58:05A selfie-sized surprise.
58:07Will all the boys please stand up?
58:11Tonight, someone will be dumped.
58:19Hold.
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