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00:00Good morning, Mr. Hager.
00:19Good morning, Allison.
00:21Good morning, everyone.
00:22Welcome to our quarter one meeting.
00:24Before we get started, I want to show you guys an important video from our user acquisition team.
00:30Mr. Hager, here's your coffee.
00:43I'm sorry about that text, Mr. Hager.
00:46I was just trying to get my ex-boyfriend off my back, so I said I was dating someone new.
00:53So you were just using me?
00:55I'm sorry, Mr. Hager.
00:58Okay.
01:00I do that for you.
01:02Now you're going to do something for me.
01:04What do you need, Mr. Hager?
01:06You're going to be my fake girlfriend.
01:11Oh, well, this is my current girlfriend.
01:14So if you want to replace her, we're just going to have to set some ground rules.
01:17Excuse me?
01:18This is the first time I've come on a blind date with three people.
01:22Care to explain?
01:24Oh, well, this is my current girlfriend.
01:26So if you want to replace her, we're just going to have to set some ground rules.
01:30Excuse me?
01:31First, you'd have to quit your job and become a full-time housewife.
01:34Second, I'm a CEO who makes a lot of money.
01:38And so you'd have to sign a prenup.
01:40Oh, lastly, I want a kid this year.
01:42Two more by the time I'm 35.
01:44So as long as you're okay with all that, then we can start talking.
01:49Let me get this straight.
01:51You want me to give up my career to be a housewife,
01:54then sign a prenup that offers no financial protection,
01:57and give you three kids on top of all of that?
02:00Yes, that's correct.
02:02Seriously?
02:03You put up with this shit.
02:05You're an embarrassment to feminism.
02:08And you, you're an asshole.
02:11Oh my god.
02:13Oh my god.
02:14I'm going to go to the bathroom and clean up.
02:17Okay.
02:19Order whatever you like.
02:28Kyle, are you stalking me?
02:30Please leave.
02:31I'm here with my boyfriend and we're here on a date.
02:36Awesome.
02:39Kyle, are you stalking me?
02:41Please leave.
02:42I'm here with my boyfriend and we're here on a date.
02:44That's bullshit.
02:46I don't see your boyfriend anywhere.
02:48And also, I got the photo you sent me.
02:50It's your boss.
02:51How could your new boyfriend be your boss?
02:54Come on, let's go.
02:55Let go of me.
02:56Let go of me.
02:57I can't type you both.
02:58Get your hands off my girlfriend.
03:00Get your hands off my girlfriend.
03:07Now you're in another room.
03:16Just look at her.
03:17It's honestly sad.
03:18Some girls just don't know their place.
03:20So, David said he saw Allison and Mr. Ager having dinner together on Friday.
03:27Really? Do you think she's dating Mr. Ager? Come on. It's Mr. Ager. Forbes 30 under 30.
03:36What could he possibly see in her? Just look at her. It's honestly sad. Some girls just don't know their place.
03:43Ugly ducklings will never be swags.
03:50Mmm. That tastes delicious. Meeting in five minutes. Don't you two have work to do?
04:02Sounds like someone bullshitted on their resume. What if the boss finds out how embarrassing?
04:08Alright, people. We have some clients coming in from France tomorrow and I need a receptionist who speaks French to help out.
04:15Anyone want to volunteer? No?
04:19Alright. Looks like it's going to have to be you, Miss Lime.
04:22What is that?
04:23It's set on your resume and you speak French.
04:25Yes.
04:28Great. It's settled then. Thank you, Allison.
04:31Sounds like someone bullshitted on their resume.
04:35What if the boss finds out how embarrassing?
04:38I can't believe she got that meeting. Do you hear what she said? They're fluent in French. My ass.
04:54Yes.
04:55I can't believe she got that meeting. Do you hear what she said? They're fluent in French.
04:57I can't believe she got that meeting. Do you hear what she said? They're fluent in French.
04:58My ass.
04:59If she screws us up, I can't believe she got that meeting. Do you hear what she said? They're fluent in French.
05:03My ass. If she screws us up with Mr. Toussaint. Oh, she's still getting fired.
05:08I can't believe she got that meeting. Do you hear what she said? They're fluent in French. My ass. If she screws us up with Mr. Toussaint. Oh, she's still getting fired.
05:29She's still getting fired.
05:32The coffee has a good taste. Thank you.
05:36I wish I would like you to get this coffee from France. My patron will prepare for you.
05:44Mr. Toussaint, take the contract, please.
05:52Our clients want us to join them for a business party tonight. I need you to come with me.
05:56Okay.
05:58I'm sorry.
05:59I'm sorry.
06:00I'm sorry.
06:01I'm sorry.
06:02I'm sorry.
06:03I'm sorry.
06:04I'm sorry.
06:05I'm sorry.
06:06I'm sorry.
06:07I'm sorry.
06:08I'm sorry.
06:09Okay.
06:11Your French is fluent. Why did you ask me to be a receptionist?
06:15I have faith in you.
06:17Huh?
06:18Never mind.
06:20Our clients want us to join them for a business party tonight. I need you to come with me.
06:26Need to or have to?
06:29I'll pick you up at six.
06:31Okay, you can enter it.
06:33Let's go to my home.
06:34I'm sorry.
06:35You can turn it to me.
06:36And you can introduce yourself by next time.
06:38Go ahead.
06:40How are you doing?
06:41What do you say?
06:43I'm sorry.
06:44I'm sorry.
06:45I'm sorry.
06:46We're not, but I'm sorry.
06:48I missed this.
06:51You know, we're not going to let this party tonight, right?
06:55Let's go until we can't win the food.
06:58not bad you clean up well thanks for the dress how'd you know my size i'm not that hard to tell
07:1732b right her shall we we shall
07:21can i borrow mr agar for a dance i don't mind you can go
07:39that's the woman next to mr agar why is she holding mr agar's arm
07:44can i borrow mr agar for a dance i don't mind
07:57sorry tonight i'm taking
08:00hey that was real
08:03why don't you dance with me right it's not that i don't want to it's just that i don't know how to
08:09do i've never danced before don't worry
08:30it's okay
08:39it's not the first time you dance
09:00you're stepping on my foot again
09:03are you dating someone allison no did you see you put this on my desk
09:18are you dating someone allison no did you see you put this on my desk no i was already there when i
09:24i walked in
09:28maybe it's from kyle
09:46if it's not from kyle who else would know about my favorite breakfast
09:54do you do you remember anything do you remember
10:20who i am
10:22who i am of course
10:28ali you're awake
10:32how do you feel
10:35did i just pass out yeah
10:41do you do you remember anything do you remember
10:44who i am of course
10:49my boss
10:54yeah
10:56must have been low blood sugar
11:01thanks for letting me rest in your office mr agar
11:04i can get back to work now
11:07she still doesn't remember
11:14did he just call me ali
11:20what do you expect me to do
11:22you want me to give up on allison because i can't do that
11:28on allison
11:29do
11:31med
11:31okay
11:33you
11:34cuz
11:34like
11:35you
11:35yeah
11:36you
11:36yes
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11:37we
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11:38ni
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