00:00And this, the only one of its kind, the Ocean Hearts Diamond Necklace, worth 100 million dollars.
00:12I told you I'd come back, and I come bearing gifts.
00:16Merry Christmas, Grandpa. I'm Marcus, Iris' close friend.
00:22Oh, Marcus. I thought you had a meeting with Mr. Lambert, but you have time for us?
00:27It went great. We're officially partnering. There's much to do, but I just couldn't keep a harvest out of my head, so I had to rush right back here.
00:36Marcus, you are so impressive. I wish you were my cousin-in-law instead of this loser.
00:42Be patient. That can be arranged.
00:45Oh, Marcus. Show the bottom feeder Damien what a real gift looks like.
00:58Iris.
01:00I don't want anything from you.
01:08A five-star golf club membership? This must be worth $30,000. Thanks, Marcus.
01:16A 49-year-old whiskey? That's 50 grand right there.
01:24Iris, check this out. It was worn at last year's Met Gala. Oh, my goodness. It's got to be worth 100 grand.
01:36Mr. Lambert's having a banquet in a few days. I was hoping Iris would wear it and be my date.
01:44Marcus, this is too much. You should return it and ask for a refund.
01:48Iris, are you serious? This would look amazing on you. You would be the talk of the town.
01:53I know, Damien. It must be hard to know that you couldn't ever compare to Marcus, but you'll get over it.
02:01No, I just find it amusing that you're all so floored by what Marcus considers to be nice gifts.
02:10Okay, Damien. Shut up. You're just jealous. You will never be able to afford amazing and expensive gifts like these.
02:17Marcus, don't even listen to him. He's such a leech. Iris will come to her senses, and then she'll divorce him soon, and then she's all yours, you charmer.
02:33Oh, Damien. Here's what you'll never stand about the Waltons, you goddamn fool.
02:42We value sophistication, class, luxury. But if you don't think that my gifts are worthy enough, then enlighten us.
02:54Show everybody what you got them with your tiny little bank account.
03:01Oh, Damien's gifts are probably from the dollar discount bin, I'm sure.
03:05No, no, that's too generous. More like the free donation bin.
03:08Not exactly. See for yourselves.
03:12You're just setting yourself up for embarrassment. What happens if it turns out that your gifts are worth less?
03:18Then you'll apologize to Marcus and divorce Iris.
03:22Mom!
03:24I think that's a great idea.
03:26I'll take that bet. And when my gifts are more valuable than yours, you'll apologize to Iris and I.
03:31Tom, I hear you like fishing on the open seas. Well, now you can. From your own personal yacht.
03:56From your own personal yacht.
04:03That's a Lazara. Entry level boat is 10 million.
04:08Anna, my beautiful mother-in-law. I hear you like collecting art.
04:12That's a Renaissance painting. Those go for about 40 million.
04:26And this. The only one of its kind. The Ocean Hearts Diamond Necklace.
04:32Worth 100 million dollars.
04:42Okay. How... How is this possible? Hmm?
04:55You had a deal. Right, Marcus? So apologize to my husband.
05:01Wasn't writing. Damien was telling the truth.
05:03He's rich. Oh, Iris. You chose so well. We were so rude to your husband and we didn't mean it.
05:12Yeah, dammit. Marcus made us do it.
05:15Wait a second. Wait a second. Damien, Damien, Damien.
05:22You almost fooled me.
05:24Marcus, what are you talking about?
05:26Think about it.
05:27How does a broke idiot like this afford any of this?
05:33There's only one logical answer.
05:36They're cheap knock-offs. They're fake.
05:39Oh, you're right. I knew it.
05:44Come on, Iris. Let's stick with the plan. For the family.
05:48Divorce Damien and marry Marcus.
05:51Are you sure you all want to take that risk?
05:53Are you absolutely positive these are cheap fakes just because some middle manager says so?
06:03I believe Damien.
06:05Sure, it seems far-fetched for a salesman to afford such expensive gifts.
06:09But we don't know much about him.
06:11What's there to know?
06:13You seriously think that this random loser is a secret billionaire?
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