00:00This might sound crazy, but I would make it worth your while.
00:05Would you want to get married?
00:12Had a bad date, huh?
00:15Tell me about it. I threw a drink in his face.
00:20My father is going to be furious and cut me off unless...
00:24I was just starting to like your smile.
00:27And he'll cut you off unless...
00:30This might sound crazy, but I would make it worth your while.
00:35Would you want to get married?
00:41Married.
00:43You really bring new meaning to moving fast on the first date.
00:46Oh? Is this a date?
00:49It is a Friday night. It's a really nice place and...
00:54You look fantastic.
00:57This is the best date I've had in ages.
00:59Okay. Since it's a date, I'll get right to the getting to know me phase.
01:04My family's business is struggling. My father, a very traditional man, has got it in his head that the solution to our problems is marrying me off to some rich snob.
01:14I'm flattered. But what makes you think I fit the rich man profile?
01:19Doesn't matter. I don't care how much you make. I just need to get married to get my parents off my back while I fix our business.
01:27Contract marriage. Huh. That could work too.
01:30I know it's a crazy thing to ask. But I could pay you $10,000. All you'd have to do is play along and...
01:38That won't be necessary. I'd marry you for free.
01:41So I suppose my soon to be wife should know my name. I'm Damien.
01:50Irish Solson. Pleasure to meet you. Pleasure to meet you.
01:56Hope you don't have any Christmas plans. Because as my fiancé, I need you to come meet my family.
02:02Looking forward to it.
02:05Mr. Damien, Merry Christmas.
02:11Merry Christmas.
02:12These are the Christmas gifts that you got for the Ulstons. They're worth hundreds of millions, so please let me securely deliver them to them.
02:19No need. I'll deliver them myself.
02:22But this is a company SUV. I'm a little confused. You're the Ulstons' honored guest and they didn't get you a car? Do they realize who you are?
02:30I haven't met the family or told them who I am yet. That's how I want it. I want them to know me for me, rather than my money.
02:38Alright. Whatever you say, sir.
02:46Yes? And you are?
02:49Mom, this is my husband. We were just talking about you.
02:53Merry Christmas, ma'am. I'm Damien.
02:55I was hoping it was all a bad dream, but you're really here. My daughter really married a poor salesman.
03:03Mom, be respectful. I like him.
03:16This is Olsen.
03:18You're looking as lovely as ever.
03:20Oh, Marcus. What a lovely surprise. I didn't know you'd arrived.
03:28Um, what was your name again?
03:32Damien.
03:33Oh, Damien. Yes, Damien. You should be honored.
03:37This is Marcus Walton. Heir to the Walton Group and the only man worthy of marrying my daughter.
03:44So, you chose to marry this, Iris? How... bizarre.
03:57Bizarre. Bizarre. Yes.
03:59What can I say? My wife, Iris, has good taste.
04:05Don't be rude. Do you know who you're talking to?
04:10This man, the Walton Group, makes over a million dollars a month.
04:16You could probably never earn that much in an entire year.
04:21You'd be surprised.
04:23I'm sorry, Damien. This isn't...
04:24Don't bother, Mrs. Olsen.
04:27There's no point in trying to explain anything to someone like him.
04:31You're right, Marcus.
04:33Let's not waste our thoughts on such negative things.
04:36It's Christmas!
04:38It's Christmas.
04:42I'm sorry.
04:44Marcus is the douchebag my parents want me to marry.
04:47They only care about being rich and they hate people who aren't.
04:50That's why my mom's being rude to you.
04:53They have no idea what being rich means.
04:57Damien, are you upset?
04:59Please, you're not gonna back out of this, right?
05:01Oh, no, no, no. I'm all in.
05:04When I make a promise, I plan to keep it.
05:07I'd never screw you like that.
05:09I mean...
05:12Unless you consented first.
05:16If we get through this day with my family, I'll consent.
05:20To anything.
05:22And I'll even throw in an extra grand for putting up with my family.
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