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00:00This proposal is...

00:04What are you looking at?

00:08Um, nothing.

00:10Let me see.

00:12Shit.

00:14My super strict boss just caught me browsing for sperm donors during work hours.

00:16I'm so screwed.

00:18Are you just kidding me?

00:20I'm just kidding.

00:22I'm just kidding.

00:24I'm just kidding.

00:26I'm just kidding.

00:28I'm just kidding.

00:30Are you seriously looking for a sperm donor through a cheap-looking website?

00:32I was just...

00:34You know these are all scams.

00:36I was just taking a look.

00:38Besides, someone on there could be legit.

00:40There's not.

00:42Leah, I'm your boss. Trust me on this.

00:44Yeah, you might be my boss, but it doesn't give you a right to snoop around in my personal affairs.

00:48Mr. Lawrence, you're overstepping.

00:50Are you really looking to get pregnant through a sperm donor?

00:52Yes, I am.

00:54I want my kid to have good genes, but not everyone can afford to go through a fancy sperm bank.

00:58This is my business.

01:00It has nothing to do with you.

01:02How is it only your problem?

01:04Leah, if you want to have a baby, you should do it with me.

01:08What if I give you my sperm?

01:10I'm sorry. My ears must be playing tricks on me.

01:15What did you just-

01:16No, you heard me right.

01:18What if I donate my sperm to you for free?

01:21No, no. No, that's not a good idea.

01:24You're my boss.

01:25Thank you for the offer, but no, I can't.

01:28What was I thinking?

01:39She must have been horrified.

01:41Boss, you have had your eye on her since day one.

01:44Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

01:58The End

02:03Alec.

02:04Just be honest with her, okay?

02:06Stop torturing yourself.

02:07I say this as your assistant and as your friend.

02:11Jerry, you don't understand.

02:13Leah sees me as her boss only. Nothing more.

02:16nothing more if i tell her how i feel she'll just quit her job i don't want her to leave

02:22i can't take that risk if my bro is going to get the girl of his dreams i might need to play the

02:28wingman i handled all the paperwork and i found this bank when mr uh friends throws his sperm

02:38the clinic is professional super reputable so i thought i'd just pass that along as a reference

02:45for you wait how did you i'm happy to help but if you want to thank me just buy me a coffee

02:54hey ben i am going to send you a photo of a woman named leah gray now she's going to come to you

03:02asking for a sperm donation i need you to give her mr lawrence's sperm okay okay yeah

03:15you must be miss gray jerry's already explained your situation to me

03:29my job is to make sure this whole process goes smoothly for you so these are our most highly

03:37coveted donors i personally recommend this one in the middle brown eyes six foot two

03:48harvard business school graduate collegiate basketball player why does this sound like my boss

03:54um is something not to your liking oh no no i just uh want to see if any of the others catch my eye

04:01ma'am as a future mother don't you want what's best for your child it's clear just from a quick

04:08glance that this donor is head and shoulders above the others of course i want what's best but a man

04:14that perfect i mean he must be expensive don't worry about the price we're having a sale right now

04:21and seeing as you're jerry's friend we can give you a double discount oh wow that's actually not that

04:30bad in that case i'll take him uh when can we do the procedure today if you're ready we just ask that

04:38you rest 15 minutes afterwards and we recommend you get a pregnancy test in about two weeks i'm ready

04:45let's do it today sorry that uh that dress was all that i could find for you

05:06leah after what happened i think it's best you take tomorrow off

05:12you need some time to rest no i'm fine i yeah no we should discuss the next steps for our project

05:21i promise i'll find a new investor as soon as possible okay sure i trust your judgment

05:30leah about the whole sperm bank mr lawrence that's a private matter okay i i don't want to discuss it

05:38with you and it won't affect my work it's not the right time to tell her

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