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After a strange awakening with her pool boy and his dislocated ankle, Tabitha has to come to terms with her new sense of while trying to stop a drug recall that can end her newly found love.
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00:00Benmont-Tunch is the hottest boy at St. Teresa's Preparatory.
00:09He cleans our pool.
00:12And I know what you're thinking.
00:14You're thinking you've seen hot pool boys before.
00:18Not like this.
00:21Do you know how Benmont-Tunch cleans pools?
00:25He ties a net to his feet and he swims.
00:28Sorry, real quick. I just need to let you know that this call may be monitored for quality control.
00:45Oh, sure. Yeah, okay. What was your name?
00:51Maria.
00:53Maria. I'm Tabitha.
00:55Maria. So, anyway, I watched him every Sunday.
01:01I knew every stroke, every ripple of his net, twitch of muscle.
01:07But this time, something was different.
01:11His net was caught in the pool filter.
01:13I watched it stretch and tighten until he swam his ankle right out of its socket.
01:21Maria, you ever feel like your life has been building up to one moment?
01:39Okay. Okay. Just hold still, okay?
01:42Can you get somebody?
01:43No. No. No. I can do this.
01:54Please.
01:55Okay. Okay. Sorry. Um.
01:58Okay. Um.
02:01I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Wrong way. Wrong way. My bad.
02:04Um. Okay.
02:05No.
02:07No!
02:08Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
02:11I've got you.
02:11No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:22Wow.
02:25Is that it?
02:41Uh, so I should probably get going.
02:45Pool's pretty clean.
02:50It was the first time I ever made a guy come.
02:54Sorry, I just want to make sure you have the right number.
02:56This is the FDA.
02:58Yeah?
02:59The Food and Drug Administration.
03:01Yes, exactly.
03:03We would get our pool cleaned once a week.
03:07But now my parents didn't have a choice.
03:10Because it was so dirty, they had to get him two days in a row.
03:23I knew what was going to happen.
03:27I just had a feeling.
03:31I could read him.
03:33I could tell what he wanted.
03:36And I was ready.
03:40So you want me to put it back?
03:48Yeah.
03:53Then ask me.
03:55What?
03:56Ask me to put it back.
03:58Put it back.
03:59How do you do it?
04:14Do you like it?
04:17Yeah.
04:20Good.
04:20The stuff in the daytime?
04:28That was only half of it.
04:30The stuff in the daytime.
04:30The stuff in the daytime?
04:31I don't know.
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05:17Just to be completely clear, this is the recalls department of the Food and Drug Administration.
05:41We deal primarily with products that need to be removed from the market.
05:44Maria, I totally got you.
05:48Anyway, it wasn't the sex that everyone else was having.
05:53It was so much better.
05:56Looking down on him, watching him put trash in the pool, it was all anticipation, thinking
06:13about when he'd be back.
06:16I couldn't sleep.
06:20Every night was like the night before Christmas.
06:23It was all stretched out.
06:40It was always going on.
06:44Every day.
06:47And it never finished.
06:50For us, it was different.
06:53It was ritual.
06:55It was routine.
06:56There was something about having him there, helpless and in my hands.
07:18Say I'm the only one who can do this for you.
07:23You're the only one.
07:25Say it again.
07:26You're the only one who can do this for me.
07:28You mean it?
07:31Yes.
07:31And then, one day, he didn't show up.
08:01Later, I found out he'd been in the hospital.
08:08Turned out he smoked a whole cigarette the wrong way and didn't even notice.
08:12The pills were dulling his pain receptors.
08:25And then, a couple days later, they got recalled.
08:27We didn't work so well without the supplements.
08:35His pain receptors couldn't handle it.
08:38So, we tried it the normal way.
08:43But, how could you drink water when you've only ever tasted, like, maple syrup?
08:49You know?
08:49That's why I'm calling you, Maria.
08:53He only has one bottle left.
08:55I need you to call off the recall.
08:58What?
09:00Are you kidding?
09:02I can't do that.
09:03I can't do that at all.
09:06But why can't we do it like this if we want?
09:07Tabitha, it's not about that.
09:11Haven't you ever been in love?
09:13Listen, I've got the information right in front of me, and that's not why they were recalled.
09:17Oh, I'll take that as a no.
09:19Tabitha.
09:20I'm sorry.
09:22That was mean.
09:24I've got the information in front of me, and that's not why they were recalled.
09:27It wasn't recalled because it was dulling his pain receptors.
09:30Cage rage was recalled because it literally makes you bleed out of every aura of this.
09:35And not just the main ones.
09:36What?
09:37Other ones, like your pores and holes that you didn't even know you had.
09:42Pretty gruesome.
09:43You guys are actually pretty lucky.
09:45Mama!
09:45If you took much more, you'd be dead.
10:09Tabitha?
10:11Are you still there?
10:12Oh, yeah.
10:13Sorry.
10:15You said he had one bottle left, right?
10:19Yeah.
10:20It's very important you guys get rid of that bottle.
10:24You could kill him.
10:25I don't want to overstep my jurisdiction or anything, but I've been there.
10:34Where you feel like there's only one thing in the entire world for you, and you might as
10:39well die if you can't have it.
10:44I'm sorry.
10:45I know it's tough.
10:46I know what it's like to feel like you've lost a good thing, but you guys will find it again.
10:56Tabitha?
11:00Of course.
11:03Of course.
11:05I hope that helps.
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