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Love Island Australia S07E12
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00:00Previously on Love Island Australia.
00:10The boy that I would like to couple up with is Mick.
00:13Tamara and Mateo made a steal.
00:16The girl I would like to couple up with is Lacey.
00:20Lacey? You look pretty shocked by that.
00:23Yeah.
00:25And after a recoupling.
00:28The boy I would like to couple up with is...
00:30Rossy baby.
00:31Connor.
00:32Jotham.
00:34Yana made a heartbreaking decision.
00:37The boy I would like to couple up with tonight is...
00:40Kai.
00:42And Cooper and his cowboy hat went bye-bye.
00:46Yee-haw.
00:48Toonight!
00:52I can't tell if he likes me or not.
00:57Does Ross give a toss?
01:00He physically seemed distant to me.
01:02I feel like we've just been a bit...
01:04...stagnant.
01:06And the Islanders sample some forbidden fruit.
01:10It was sexy.
01:11It was fun.
01:12We're normally so vanilla.
01:14But not everyone...
01:16Makes me look like a mug.
01:17Too can buy that guy.
01:18Likes the taste.
01:20If you're gonna kiss your ex, don't promise me that you're not going to kiss your ex.
01:25Kiss your ex.
01:26Kiss your ex.
01:27I'm done.
01:28What do you mean?
01:29You're gonna suck his face?
01:30Like what do you want me to do?
01:31Just go, oh yeah cool and just get mugged off?
01:33But how is that fair?
01:35Kai, just off.
01:36Just go.
01:37What a joke, eh?
01:38What a joke, eh?
01:40A night of high drama and recoupling saw Yana having to choose between Cooper and ex-boyfriend Kai.
02:02It was a simple choice.
02:03Her ex, who allegedly cheated on her and has been macking on with her best friend in front of her.
02:08Or Cooper, with whom she had no beef.
02:11Unfortunately for Cooper, Yana's an absolute carnivore.
02:21How are you feeling?
02:22You all?
02:23I'm fucking full on.
02:25You all?
02:26Yeah.
02:27It's a bit hard now.
02:28I'm gonna leave the chat with y'all.
02:30Yeah.
02:31Oh.
02:32Yeah, I'm not too bad all year.
02:34I'm good.
02:35Yeah.
02:36How are you feeling?
02:37Hey, you feeling?
02:38Hey.
02:39Hey.
02:40Oh.
02:41Don't think I like you.
02:42Because I'm not.
02:43I don't said you do.
02:44Sit.
02:45Um, yeah, I'm spacious, eh?
02:48I'm not.
02:49I'm not.
02:50I'm not.
02:51I'm not.
02:52I'm not.
02:53I'm not.
02:54I'm not.
02:55I'm not.
02:56I'm not.
02:57I'm not.
02:58I'm not.
02:59I'm not.
03:00I'm not.
03:01I'm not.
03:02I'm not.
03:03Oh, that's a bit wet.
03:04Before anything, I just want to let you know I didn't pick you to be with you.
03:09I picked you because I know that you have a connection in here.
03:12Yeah, I'm very grateful that you chose me.
03:14Yeah.
03:15But that wouldn't have been easy for you.
03:17Yeah.
03:18And I want you to pursue that because I know she likes you a lot and you like her a lot.
03:24And I know that Cooper didn't really have a connection in here and I wouldn't feel comfortable
03:29trying to get a connection with him.
03:34So, yeah.
03:38I don't know what to say.
03:41I wanted to give you the chance for the...
03:44Even though it fucking kills me to watch, but...
03:49I appreciate that.
03:51I actually really do.
03:52That's actually really nice.
03:55Yeah, I'm actually stunned.
03:57I don't even have a lot to say.
03:58Well, thank you.
03:59I don't even know how I'm here, actually.
04:04No, if I'm honest with you.
04:05Yeah, I've wanted to see you walk out of those walls so badly.
04:08I'm not going to lie.
04:09Mm.
04:10I bet you did.
04:11But, yeah, at the end of the day, I'd rather hurt one person than two.
04:18So...
04:19That's very mature.
04:21I hope Kai has the smarts tonight to know that I have the bed and he's on the day bed because, yeah, he owes me a solid after that.
04:34Fabulous.
04:35I'm so good at this.
04:36How many pillows am I getting?
04:38There's going to be no chair left.
04:39There you go.
04:40Take a seat.
04:41We've got a nice sort of thing going on with Tamara, you know?
04:43It's kind of what I wanted.
04:45A model, tall, skinny, beautiful, coming in, picking me.
04:51It's great, you know?
04:53Did you have an idea of who Mateo was going to pick?
04:56No.
04:57I could not...
04:58Well, yeah.
04:59I thought he was going to pick you on it.
05:00I did, too.
05:02Yeah, that surprised me.
05:04And then I knew she was going to pick Kai, to be honest.
05:07Yeah, I did, too.
05:08I'm going to say I was going to be surprised, but I knew.
05:10Okay, anyway.
05:11All right, give me a cuddle.
05:21Okay.
05:22You're still a c***, I swear to God.
05:33I still hate your fucking guts.
05:37Oh, my goodness, mate.
05:38I think Yannan likes me to...
05:40I was just walking with his hand, wasn't I?
05:42Yeah, he's still a gentleman.
05:43Still a gentleman, but they literally hated each other.
05:46Yeah, but that's a nice story, isn't it?
05:48That's, like, real love coming back.
05:50Do you think that they could possibly?
05:53Like, yeah.
05:54I, yeah.
05:56I don't know if I'm meant to say that, but I think it...
05:58I know.
05:59Hey, guys.
06:00Come hang out.
06:01I don't really want to hang out with you, if I'm honest with y'all.
06:08It's all crazy.
06:09Yeah.
06:11Mmm.
06:12I don't think...
06:18I'll go have a chat after you're done.
06:22Of course.
06:22Yeah.
06:23Um, yeah, this whole situation has been really messy, um, and I can understand that would
06:33have been really hard.
06:34Mm.
06:35And weird thing for Yannan.
06:37Yeah, of course.
06:38Weird thing for him, weird thing for me.
06:40Like, it's the whole thing is just the biggest headache.
06:44Mm-hmm.
06:44And a mess.
06:45Mm-hmm.
06:46Like, that ex situation.
06:48Mm-hmm.
06:48Oh, my God.
06:49Mateo picking me.
06:51I was not expecting that.
06:53Like, babes, the titties were, in fact, very blindsided.
06:58Especially my right one.
06:59Because this one's, like, more, like, stronger, like, very more powerful.
07:04She was blindsided, babe.
07:08Your face bit down there.
07:09Babe, I wasn't expecting that.
07:12Yeah, yeah.
07:13I didn't think you would be, anyways.
07:14But do you know what?
07:14Well, I feel like we did have a really cool chat.
07:18Mm.
07:19Are you excited?
07:21I'm curious.
07:21Yeah, I'm, honestly, honestly, honestly, mixed emotions.
07:27Like, yeah, mixed emotions.
07:30Um.
07:30What do you mean?
07:32Like, I, I don't know.
07:41I know.
07:41Yeah.
07:42Cool.
07:42Yeah, it's a weird, weird situation.
07:47Like, I feel like no guy wants to pick a girl and them having, like, that mixed emotions
07:52about that choice.
07:53I know it was so, like, sudden and she hasn't had time to process it.
07:56But it also gave me a sense of she doesn't really know 100% what she wants.
08:01And so you're sleeping on the day, right?
08:16Yeah, I don't know.
08:17It's not even yet, but, yeah.
08:18Because I could go back to bed with old mate if you want one.
08:20Well, I don't know.
08:21I don't want to do.
08:22Oh, I don't want to do.
08:24Okay.
08:25Not at all.
08:26Mm.
08:26I genuinely did think that Kai was going to be going home tonight, so I never want to
08:35take a kiss from Kai for granted again.
08:38Take your bloody hands out of your bloody penis.
09:05Stop making it suss.
09:07You just make it suss yourself, babe.
09:09No, I'm trying.
09:11Damn, boy.
09:13Is it?
09:17His peepee went yay, yay.
09:20And I was like, nay, nay.
09:22Sorry.
09:24Speaking of small erections, did you know the Villa team erected the teepee in just 30 minutes?
09:29They're the best.
09:30Irish Queen Tamara now sits on this erection to chat to Mateo.
09:34It's a tent, you perverts.
09:36Hi.
09:36How are you?
09:37Good, how are you?
09:38I just wanted to give you a minute to...
09:41To?
09:41Breathe?
09:42Just, yeah.
09:42Yeah.
09:43Nah, I've kind of processed it and stuff.
09:45I'm, like, happy now.
09:47How do you feel?
09:47I feel like Mick, who obviously I picked, who's right there.
09:54Yeah.
09:58He's very funny.
09:59Yeah, he is.
09:59He's got really good banter and I don't think everyone gets his humour.
10:03What it do, baby?
10:05Yeah.
10:05But I think his humour is so funny.
10:07Like, I think he's hysterical.
10:08Yeah, definitely.
10:08So, yeah, I definitely was, like, out of everyone, I was, like, I'll be the most comfortable.
10:13Yeah, of course.
10:14Like, with him.
10:15Or would you say your, like, ideal man is that you'd bring home to mum?
10:19I feel like I just like someone who's funny and nice.
10:22Yeah, okay, cool.
10:23Who's got good family values, too.
10:24Mm, definitely.
10:26Looks-wise, tall, dark and handsome.
10:28Mm.
10:29Tatted.
10:29Really?
10:30Mm-hmm.
10:31Like, how tatted?
10:32As tatted as possible.
10:35Yeah, right.
10:36Yeah, we definitely vibe.
10:37Like, definitely vibe.
10:38Hey, boys.
10:39Hi.
10:39How are you?
10:39Hi.
10:40Hi.
10:41How are you?
10:41Hey.
10:42Good.
10:42Good.
10:43You look happy, chappy tonight.
10:44Do I?
10:45Yeah.
10:46Oh, smiley.
10:47I'm happy for you.
10:48Thanks, babe.
10:49She's having a bit of a chat to Matteo down here, though.
10:51You all right?
10:52No, I feel good.
10:53I think she's a vibe with, um, Matteo.
10:56I find him, like, boring.
10:59I don't really see Matteo as a threat, if I'm honest.
11:01Like, if anything, he's a bit of a mini-me, but maybe not as cool.
11:05So, at the end of the day, I'm in bed with her tonight, and he's not.
11:09What car do you drive?
11:10An Audi.
11:11Really?
11:11Yeah.
11:12Yeah, nice.
11:12Guess what I'll drive.
11:13Oh, please.
11:14Okay.
11:15No one ever guesses.
11:16Okay.
11:17Is it, is it like a van?
11:19It's a van.
11:20Yes.
11:20Oh, my God, I win.
11:23All the cars I've owned, I've named, right?
11:26Oh, same.
11:27Nice.
11:28My Audi is Anastasia.
11:31Like, 50 shades.
11:32Yeah.
11:32Nice.
11:33Yeah.
11:33Nice.
11:34Come on.
11:34It's an Audi.
11:35And then the vans are, because it's a French vanilla color.
11:38It's like a baguette, because it looks like a baguette.
11:41A baguette, yeah.
11:43I don't even know if it's baguette or baguette.
11:45I say baguette.
11:47Oh, my goodness.
11:53I'm definitely surprised with how good my first chat is going with Mateo.
11:57I definitely think I get butterfly vibes.
12:00He makes me very, like, smiley.
12:03And, yeah, I definitely feel like I kind of light up around him a little bit.
12:06Mm.
12:07Yeah, I know.
12:08Sorry, I'm just getting fucking lost in your eyes.
12:11Jesus Christ.
12:12It's crazy.
12:13Guys, the Spanish culture minister is here for an inspection.
12:34They think we're making a cooking show.
12:36No kissing for the next 10 minutes.
12:38I said no kissing.
12:40No kissing.
12:41What am I, a joke to you?
12:44So, you're a saint or a sinner?
12:46I don't know, babe.
12:48What's a saint?
12:49A good person.
12:50Babe, I think a saint.
12:51No, you're wrong.
12:52You're wrong.
12:53Babe, a saint is a devil, and a sinner is a good person.
12:57Purple, devil.
12:58Purple, pink, pink.
13:00Angel, devil.
13:01Yeah, mate, are you colourblind or something?
13:03That's purple, and that's purple.
13:04That is pink, and that is pink.
13:06Yeah, well, you're a loser.
13:07Yeah, angel, devil, and you look awful.
13:09Yeah, so what's your plan tonight?
13:12Get a whole bed to yourself.
13:12Yeah, I want a bed to myself on a starfish.
13:18I used to be bleach-born.
13:19It looks like, like, obviously brunette, but, like, golden.
13:23Aw, you're so sweet.
13:24Is it?
13:25Yeah, is it good?
13:25I'm glad that's where you're going.
13:26How are you going?
13:27Good.
13:28Chocolate.
13:28I just feel like...
13:31Yeah.
13:33What?
13:34Yeah, I just feel like we're really vibing.
13:36Yeah, I'm loving it.
13:40Yeah.
13:41I don't feel like this is forced at all.
13:43No, definitely not.
13:43I was not expecting this coming into the villa.
13:45I know, I think that's what's, like, taken me back the most,
13:48is, like, I'm so open, so I knew, like, the possibility was there.
13:52But for it to be, like, the first girl, like, a couple of...
13:55It was just, like...
13:55No, it wasn't.
13:57What's the plan here?
13:58Like, what's going on?
13:59Yeah.
14:00But I'm loving it.
14:02Like, I can't actually really put it into words, to be honest.
14:05It just feels good.
14:07I'm just, like...
14:08I always find myself just, like, looking for you.
14:11100%.
14:12Yeah.
14:12Everyone's noticing.
14:13The girl's like, oh, look, we know why he looks at you.
14:16And so, like...
14:16Yeah.
14:19Aw, well, that's our cute quota done for the day.
14:22Lady, you're up.
14:24Now.
14:25Now.
14:25I don't know if you're, like, a cuddly kind of guy in the bed.
14:30Yeah.
14:31So, if you are, you're going to hate me for this.
14:33Why?
14:34Oh, you're so cute.
14:35What?
14:36Um, so, Kai is going to sleep in the day bed.
14:40Really?
14:41Because, like, him and Yana...
14:43Yeah, of course, of course, of course.
14:44It's pretty...
14:45That's totally fine.
14:46So, I'm thinking I'm going to go sleep in the day bed with you.
14:49That's fine.
14:50Yeah.
14:50But, like, I don't want you thinking, oh, my God, I'm completely off here.
14:54No, no, not at all.
14:55Not at all.
14:55Not at all.
14:56It was just obviously, like...
14:57Because I do like your vibe.
14:58Yeah.
14:58And I do really, really like our chat.
15:00Mm-hmm.
15:00And I think you're really cool.
15:02Mm-hmm.
15:03Um.
15:03Lacey telling me this, I feel like it's kind of, like, turned me off a bit.
15:09I'm not going to lie.
15:10Like, I'm all about, you know, finding a true connection for everyone in here.
15:14So, if that's where her, obviously, head and feelings are at, that's fine.
15:18Um, but I won't be making an effort.
15:21No, I won't be.
15:22A little bit naughty.
15:23I've been a little bit wild.
15:26Now I'm looking for somebody.
15:29I want to give you a cuddle.
15:31You're an absolute legend.
15:32You've got big balls, babe.
15:35I'll give you that.
15:36It's been a little bit crazy.
15:39I've been a little bit hurt.
15:41Now I'm looking for somebody to live again.
15:45Hi.
15:46Here come the cuddle buddies.
15:50Can you lie down, please?
15:52Are you on my line, man?
15:53I have to grab my pillow.
15:56Sorry, babe.
15:57Oh, sorry.
15:58Sorry, babe.
15:59Oh, no, your hair is wet.
16:01Yeah, I just had a swim.
16:02Oh, my God.
16:03Night, Lacey.
16:04Night, babe.
16:06Have a good seat.
16:06Bye, Kai.
16:07Night, guys.
16:08Night, guys.
16:09Love you all.
16:10Oh, already kicking my pillow off.
16:12Nice.
16:13Yeah.
16:14Oh.
16:15Good night, everyone.
16:17Good night.
16:18Love you.
16:18See you.
16:19Bye, Bella.
16:19I couldn't leave him out in the freezing bloody cold with those cockroaches and moths and flies
16:25and mozzies.
16:27So, princess over here is in fact non-princessing right now for a man, which I thought I would
16:36never be having to do in my life ever.
16:43A little breastplate boy.
16:44I'm falling off my phone, oh, but now I found you, never gonna fall, but now I found you, your love was never gonna fall, but now I found you.
17:14I know you think that it makes it better, gives you everything, cause it's a real go-getter.
17:22Hey Pinky, I speak Flamingo, give us the juicy goss from last night, what you see?
17:30Quiet, Lacey can hear you.
17:33Oh Christ.
17:41Morning people.
17:43Morning.
17:43Have a day in the villa, good morning, how'd you sleep?
17:48I slept good.
17:49Yeah, you can build me a princess castle for sleeping out here with you.
17:58Yes, those are my eyebrows.
17:59Yeah, they look crazy.
18:00They look pushy?
18:01Yeah.
18:01No, not pushy, I think you just slept on them, they're all going in different directions.
18:05Sharing the day bed with Kai outside last night was actually really romantic.
18:15I feel like it did make us closer.
18:16What do you think, um, what do you think Mario's gonna do with your missus?
18:37I don't know, ba, honestly.
18:40Do you reckon he'll win her over?
18:41Nah.
18:41No way, mate.
18:42You're very good?
18:42Look at me, man.
18:43Handsome man he is.
18:45I don't fall second, mate.
18:47Nice.
18:54Bit sweaty.
18:55That killed me, eh?
18:59I don't know why.
19:00Taylor's body's kind of stuck, hey?
19:02Do you reckon?
19:02Yeah.
19:03But I think he's into my missus.
19:10Yeah, he definitely is into her.
19:11They had a chat there, I think, last night.
19:14Yeah, yesterday, yeah.
19:14Yeah.
19:15Matty boy's come in, big little Mateo, uh, Mick 2.0 I'd say, Mick Jr.
19:20You know, he's seeming like he's seeking a bit of inspiration from me here and, um, maybe
19:25even trying to get my girl.
19:28But.
19:29Back yourself, see how you go.
19:33Back myself.
19:35If he wants to make his moves on her, like, I'm happy for him.
19:37Like, go ahead, brother.
19:39Game on.
19:44Oh, he's in budgies.
19:46Oh, my God, baby's so zesty.
19:49Sorry.
19:49He needs to pull them down a little bit.
19:51Yeah, they're, like, too high.
19:53They're very distracting over there.
19:54They're so distracting.
19:55Stop looking at them.
19:56It's kind of hot.
19:56Girls.
19:57Okay, sorry.
19:58Trying to get the girl's attention, but all they can do is stare at the man, like, oh,
20:02my God, wow, he is so hot.
20:03I mean, respectfully, fair enough.
20:04I would, too.
20:06What about you and Rossi?
20:07Yeah, how's this going?
20:08I don't know.
20:10Mm.
20:13I can't tell if he likes me or not.
20:15Like, even in bedtime, like, as well, it's just like, all right, goodnight.
20:19Roll over and go to sleep.
20:20Like, we're not very intimate.
20:21So I'm actually deadass.
20:23I'm just like, babe, if you like me, I can't tell.
20:25But if you don't, then maybe just let me know so I can stop.
20:28Yeah, I feel like you just need to have, like, an actual serious chat.
20:30Correct.
20:30Because you're, like, having all this fun, like, friendly banter, but, like, what's he doing?
20:35Like, and if someone walks in tomorrow or tonight, he needs to realise that he can lose you.
20:41And, like, I'm sorry, but you're a bad bitch.
20:43He really needs to step up his game.
20:45I love you, Roscoe, and I want the best for you, because there's always a bomb around the corner.
20:49They need to remember that.
20:51Yeah.
20:52Wait, where is he?
20:52So I'm paranoid.
20:55He's right behind you.
20:58You're all right there, doll?
20:58Are you trying to eavesdrop?
20:59What are you doing there?
21:00Yeah.
21:01Oh, no.
21:02No, I'm just, like, trying to figure out my entry point.
21:04Go on.
21:05We're talking about you.
21:07Hurry up.
21:07He was definitely trying to fucking eavesdrop.
21:13Rossi, baby, we know what you're doing, okay?
21:15Don't make out you're trying to hear something in the water, because there's no sounds under there, okay?
21:20So then I woke up this morning, and I just sort of, like, I was, like, affectionate, but I just sort of let him be.
21:25And then he just wasn't very affectionate or anything.
21:27No, I was observing it this morning, because I wasn't.
21:29I observed, I noticed it last night without you having to tell me.
21:32Yeah.
21:32And went, hmm.
21:34Yeah, so.
21:34Yeah, no, I'm just saying, like, I'm not saying it to get in your head,
21:36but I'm saying it to validate you, and I can see where you're coming from.
21:39Yeah.
21:39And now, can you please go to that end of the pool?
21:42What?
21:43Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
21:44I'm trying to talk about you.
21:45I'm doing laps.
21:46Like, pick it private, pick it private.
21:47Do laps over near the flamingo.
21:49He's so funny.
21:51You can whisper.
21:53You want?
21:54Anyway.
21:55Okay, well, so today, I think I need to talk to you.
21:58Basically say, babes, do you like me?
22:00Cannot tell.
22:02What do you think of the Ross and Sharon sitch, Pinky?
22:04Never mind.
22:10Coming up.
22:11Give it to me.
22:13A juicy challenge turns from sweet to sour.
22:21What's going on?
22:23If Connor is being disingenuous, adios amigos,
22:26because I do not tolerate that fucking shit for a second.
22:28I'll draw you in, like a moth, to a flame, reckless.
22:43There's romance everywhere on the streets of Spain.
22:45How lovely.
22:47There's romance in the villa too, you know.
22:49Look.
22:50See?
22:51Romance.
22:51And, uh, motor, boat, man.
22:55Well, it's diminishing returns, really.
22:57We work with what we have.
22:58Except Sharon.
23:00Your energy was so flat this morning,
23:01but I suppose you did just wake up.
23:04I was just getting used to being around all these people.
23:06Yeah.
23:06And all this energy, like.
23:08I understand that.
23:09But I did say to the girls,
23:11just then, and they noticed it too.
23:13I was like,
23:14I actually,
23:14I actually can't tell if Ross likes me or not.
23:18Because you're so.
23:19Really?
23:19Yeah.
23:20Because you're so, um,
23:21you're too chill.
23:23And you're not overly affectionate,
23:24and you're not very overly,
23:26like,
23:27like,
23:28you physically seem distant to me.
23:30Like.
23:30Do I?
23:31Like, not right now,
23:32but like,
23:33yesterday,
23:35during the day,
23:36like,
23:37we're not really, like,
23:38ever together.
23:39We're sort of off
23:40doing our own thing.
23:42So I'm like,
23:42ooh.
23:43Mm.
23:43Maybe he doesn't actually like me,
23:45because he seems to be
23:46not around me.
23:48No, I do like you.
23:49Of course.
23:51Okay, well,
23:51maybe just make it more obvious
23:53that you like me.
23:55I'm sorry.
23:56Like, what,
23:56what would it look like?
23:57More, more.
23:59You don't even kiss me in bed.
24:00Like, you don't even,
24:02like,
24:03we don't,
24:03we're not very physically affectionate.
24:05I love cuddling you in bed.
24:06Yeah, but like, bro,
24:08we, like,
24:09kiss goodnight,
24:09and then that's it.
24:10Well, the first night,
24:14you literally told me,
24:15like,
24:15I'm not gonna hook up with you,
24:16I'm not gonna make out with you,
24:17like, in bed.
24:18Well, it was day one.
24:20Yeah, but,
24:20well, still,
24:21I mean,
24:22well,
24:22it just put me on the back foot
24:23of, like,
24:23okay,
24:24maybe she doesn't like
24:25that much forward affection.
24:26Oh, no, I do.
24:27Well,
24:27I thought it was more just like,
24:28that wasn't what you wanted to do.
24:29I didn't know it was
24:30because it was night one.
24:31No,
24:31it was night one.
24:32Right.
24:32She made it clear
24:36that she does want
24:37to make out in the bed,
24:38and I guess I just had
24:38in the back of my mind
24:39that's not something
24:40she wants to do
24:40because that's what
24:41she told me,
24:42you know?
24:43Yeah, I feel like
24:44we've been very...
24:44I'm glad we cleared that up.
24:45Yeah.
24:46I feel like we've just been
24:47a bit stagnant
24:49the last few days.
24:51We haven't...
24:51You want to take it
24:51to the next level?
24:53That's all.
24:54You know...
24:54Do you want some
24:54night time kisses?
24:55Some night time kisses,
24:56a little hook up.
24:58If you want my love,
24:59just ask me.
25:00Oh, yeah,
25:16what princess would I be?
25:18Like, do you think?
25:19Cinderella, do you think?
25:20Or what?
25:20Do you know princess?
25:22Not really.
25:22Maybe, like,
25:23fucking Tangled
25:24with short hair
25:25or something
25:25because she's a bit
25:26of a bad bitch.
25:27What's her name?
25:28Tangled.
25:29What's her accent?
25:29Yeah, yeah.
25:30Is that her actual name?
25:32Is her real name Rapunzel?
25:34Oh, yeah, that's the one.
25:36Honestly,
25:36I feel like
25:37I'm a mix
25:38of princesses.
25:39I feel like
25:40I have every single
25:41ball sack
25:42from each princess
25:43and I've just, like,
25:44built, like,
25:45this batty,
25:46girly, little pink princess
25:47with these fat,
25:49big,
25:50juicy balls.
25:51That's the princess
25:52I think I am.
25:53I really want to
25:54tan today.
25:55Princess ballsack
25:58and her best friend's ex
25:59coming to a theatre
26:00near you.
26:02Also currently playing,
26:03Tamara and Mateo chat
26:05while Mick rubs
26:06his face in a hat.
26:08How do you feel
26:08about Lace
26:09sleeping out here?
26:12Like, I obviously
26:12understand it.
26:13Do I think
26:16she's as open
26:17as she said she was
26:18to me?
26:18Maybe not.
26:19Does that make sense?
26:20Okay.
26:21So did she tell you
26:22she was open to you?
26:23Oh, 100%.
26:24Why?
26:24Like, I probably
26:25wouldn't have picked her
26:25if it wasn't for that.
26:26No, I totally get that
26:27because I feel like
26:28when
26:29they're talking,
26:32I feel like
26:32they tell each other
26:33they're pretty locked in.
26:35Yeah.
26:35So, I don't...
26:36It's interesting.
26:37It is interesting, eh?
26:38How are you feeling
26:40towards your, like, couple?
26:43Good, but I definitely
26:44feel like
26:45he doesn't take
26:47a lot of stuff seriously.
26:48Okay.
26:49So, like, even
26:49sometimes I'll ask him
26:50a serious question,
26:51he'll answer with a joke
26:52and I'm like,
26:53okay, but are you gonna
26:54give me the actual answer
26:55and he doesn't?
26:56So I'm just like, okay.
26:57And what, do you like that
26:59or do you, like...
27:00No, like, I like the humour
27:01for sure, but I'm like,
27:02it can't be all jokes
27:03all the time, I feel like.
27:04Yeah, yeah, of course, of course.
27:05So, like, I feel like
27:06when I talk to you
27:06when you actually...
27:07When push comes to shove, yeah.
27:08Yeah, like, I feel like
27:09when I talk to you
27:09you actually give me
27:10genuine answers.
27:11So, yeah, I'm like,
27:12I feel like I don't
27:12know a lot about him.
27:14Okay, interesting.
27:17I'll tell you one thing.
27:19Yeah, bro.
27:20I fucking...
27:21I think I got a neck.
27:22Oh, no.
27:23Yeah.
27:24Physical neck?
27:25Yeah.
27:26No, just this
27:27fake tan on the hands,
27:28really.
27:29Oh, okay.
27:30I can't unsee it, bro.
27:31Yeah, yeah.
27:32It is like
27:33she just dipped her hand
27:33in a honey jar.
27:34Yeah, well...
27:35I'm exactly...
27:37I'm eked out, bro.
27:39Nah, I...
27:40Sometimes I've been able
27:41to overcome an edge.
27:42Nah, nah, mate.
27:43She's going to need some, like,
27:44bicarb soda and lemon
27:45on those hands.
27:46Hey, that's fine.
27:46I mean, look,
27:47Sian's probably a bit
27:48on the demanding,
27:49pushy side
27:50for my kind of chick, too.
27:51Can I see?
27:52Darn is?
27:53Yeah.
27:53You feel that?
27:54Yeah.
27:55But, like, she's not perfect.
27:56I'm sure I'm not perfect
27:56in her eyes.
27:57It's like...
27:58I've gotten over icks before,
28:00like, quite quickly
28:01when you really think about it
28:02and it's not a big deal.
28:04It's really not
28:04because it's a temporary thing.
28:05But, like, she's Irish, bro,
28:07so she's always going to be white.
28:09And I like tans.
28:11Oh!
28:12It's a very, very minor ick to have,
28:15but I do truly think
28:16that he's setting himself up
28:17for maybe she's into Mateo
28:20and if he gets dropped
28:21from that couple,
28:23at least he'll have a reason
28:25that he's pre-empted
28:25and he'll be OK with it.
28:27Do you know what I mean?
28:27Like, it's a defence mechanism
28:28to protect his ego, I think.
28:30He's gone for it, mate.
28:32I'm joking.
28:34I'm joking.
28:35Fair play to him.
28:35He needs to.
28:36Let him, yeah.
28:37Yeah, I know.
28:38But, like,
28:39I think I need another bomb.
28:43Yeah, for sure.
28:44It's early days, too.
28:45It is, it is.
28:45I mean, I've only talked to you
28:47last night for the first time.
28:48Yeah, yeah.
28:48Yeah, I was like,
28:49this is, like, our second conversation.
28:50I feel like that kind of, like,
28:51was like, what the fuck?
28:52I didn't expect that at all.
28:54What?
28:55I just didn't expect us to click.
28:56I feel like coming in, like,
28:57we just probably just kind of
28:58shut each other off
28:59because we're, like,
28:59the new bombshells and whatnot
29:00and then I feel like
29:01you and I get along.
29:02Yeah, no, we definitely,
29:03we definitely do.
29:04It's like, you know,
29:05when you kind of just get someone.
29:06Yeah, I feel like we're kind of
29:07somewhat on the same level,
29:08for sure.
29:09It helps.
29:10Same, like, maturity,
29:12same, like,
29:13same bit, like,
29:14it's just, like,
29:15it's all there.
29:15We're balancing out pretty well.
29:17Yeah, I agree.
29:18Mateo just got this really
29:20calm energy about him.
29:22I think he shares a lot more,
29:24more voluntarily
29:25without you kind of
29:26having to dig as much
29:27and it's been really nice
29:29getting to know him.
29:31Don't worry, our Irish queen,
29:33your fake tan hands
29:34are perfect.
29:36As the Islanders play about,
29:38Ross has decided
29:39to start the girls'
29:40primary school education
29:42from scratch.
29:43Gabby.
29:44Gabby and Lacey,
29:45see, this is a strawberry,
29:46okay?
29:47Oh!
29:49Ross!
29:50I got a text!
29:53I got a text!
29:54Oh, no, I'm sick.
29:57Islanders,
29:59prepare your peaches
30:00and plums.
30:02It's time to find out
30:03what the superfans
30:04really think about you.
30:05Oh!
30:08You're off to the Garden of Eden
30:10for today's challenge.
30:12Forbidden fruit.
30:13Hashtag original sin.
30:15Hashtag rotten or right.
30:17I've seen you,
30:18I've seen you,
30:18I've seen you.
30:19I'm guessing we're all
30:20going to hell.
30:22Superfans, God,
30:22what have they been seeing?
30:23I'm a little bit nervous.
30:24I do have a bit
30:25of a loud mouth,
30:26so...
30:27Ah, sorry!
30:28I wish I had an arse.
30:29Maybe I should put
30:30another pair of undies
30:30on under the bench.
30:31Yeah, I'd be patting
30:32the backside
30:33more than the front, mate.
30:34Yeah.
30:38Do you think that this
30:39could, like,
30:40possibly stir the pot
30:41between people a little?
30:42I think so, yeah.
30:47You're literally
30:47rocking a sock.
30:50Oh, yeah, baby!
30:52Well, it looks alright,
30:53doesn't it?
30:55Does it look fake?
30:56Is there going to be
30:57drama?
30:58Is there going to be
30:58tears?
30:59Is there going to be
30:59laughing?
31:02I actually have no idea.
31:03It's bloody different
31:04every single day in here.
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31:21but your water
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31:24and your name on it.
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31:29I can't see either staying in tact because a die-hard group of fans known as the Zaynf
31:44Superfans have been watching a feed from the villa and now the Islanders are about to get their first insight into what the Superfans think of them.
32:06So what the Superfans think of them, it's Forbidden Thrill.
32:10Make it go!
32:11Make it go!
32:13Couples will make a sexy entrance to the Garden of Eden.
32:17An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
32:19And one big bite of my banana is going to keep you up all night, baby girl.
32:23Was it hot and sexy?
32:30I would say it was more messy and gross, but that's part of the fun, isn't it?
32:34They then read a question that was put to the Superfans.
32:38What percentage of Superfans think Tamara and Mick could win Love Island as a couple?
32:44I really don't know what the Superfans are going to be thinking, but we're going to run with high.
32:49We think the answer is 70%.
32:52We think the answer is 17%.
32:56We've known each other for 24 hours, love.
33:00It's boys versus girls and the Islander closest to the correct percentage wins.
33:06The correct answer is 15%.
33:09I think it was a fair reflection.
33:13We've had a good initial connection, but it's so new and fresh.
33:18I think Tamara and I would definitely have better chemistry.
33:22Next to fondle some forbidden fruit, it's Sharon and Ross.
33:26Oh, Ross!
33:28Yes, darling?
33:28My papaya's throbbing from you.
33:30Oh, baby!
33:34It was my first time going down to papaya and I kind of liked it.
33:39Always a good move to see the man pleasure the papaya first.
33:43Ladies first, please and thank you.
33:48Ross and I are very excited to spice this challenge up.
33:51We're making it extra wet, baby!
33:53What percentage of Superfans think that Sharon and Ross have good sexual chemistry?
33:59Oh!
34:00Oh, that's rough because we've been talking about it.
34:04Earlier today, we chatted this all out.
34:06I definitely know that this one will be low.
34:08Ross and I have not been on the same page about our intimacy.
34:11We think the answer is 18%.
34:14We think the answer is 30%.
34:18The correct answer is 24%.
34:26Oh, smack bang in the middle!
34:29It's pretty good!
34:29Oh, shit!
34:30Yeah, but I know I feel differently, babe.
34:33So do I.
34:34Moving forward, that 24% is way too low in my mind.
34:38I think more kissing and a bit more PDA.
34:42Let's get that shit up.
34:43Let's get that shit up.
34:44I'm so hungry.
34:49I need some food.
34:51Oh!
34:52Can I offer you some fresh melon?
34:53No!
35:01I was up in there like melon, melon.
35:04Like...
35:05Oh, my God, my kiss and drop them is sexy, it's spicy, it's spicy.
35:13What percentage of superfans think Gabby could have her head turned by a new bum?
35:19Ooh!
35:21I am literally with Jotham 24-7 in here.
35:25I think we have probably one of the strongest connections in here.
35:28But I don't know how I'm coming across.
35:30We think the answer is 50%.
35:32Ooh!
35:34We think the answer is 50%.
35:37Oh!
35:39The correct answer is...
35:4369%.
35:45Oh!
35:45It's 69%.
35:46Sorry, 70% of them think I'm going to have my head turned.
35:5169%.
35:52Yeah.
35:5269%?
35:54I'm like actually shocked.
35:55Never say never, but I feel like I'm really locked in with Jotham and I don't think another
36:00man could turn my head.
36:04Look, I think that her head will change.
36:06I'm not going to lie, if someone gave her enough attention, you know, anything could happen.
36:14There's nothing better than a big, juicy peach.
36:17Oh!
36:19You can say that again!
36:20The kiss of Connor, it was actually so good.
36:31It was sexy, it was fruity, it was fun.
36:35We're normally so vanilla.
36:37What percentage of super fans think that Connor is genuinely looking for love?
36:42100%, 100%.
36:47What do you reckon?
36:48I think 90+.
36:50Connor's a lover boy.
36:51This one's high for sure.
36:52We think the number is...
36:5592%.
36:56We think the answer is...
36:5991%.
36:59Oh!
37:02I'm in here for the right reasons.
37:04This one's going to be high.
37:06The correct answer is...
37:0811%.
37:11What?
37:13It's me!
37:16What's going on?
37:18What are they saying that we're not?
37:20Yeah, what are they saying that we're not, boys?
37:23Look, look, what do they know?
37:26It was a bit of a what the fuck.
37:29I'm here for love, but believe what you want to believe.
37:34Oh, I shouldn't kiss back.
37:36Oh.
37:36I feel so rattled.
37:39If Connor is being disingenuous,
37:41one thing I've learned since coming to Spain
37:43is how to say adios amigos
37:45because I do not tolerate that fucking shit for a second
37:48and I never will.
37:54Mmm, what a lovely pair.
37:56Thanks, babe.
37:57I grew them myself.
37:58Oh, yay!
38:02Wow.
38:03Yum, spicy!
38:05Yum, spicy!
38:10It's a pretty passionate kiss.
38:11We had a bit of fruit on us,
38:12so it was, like, even more kind of saucy.
38:15Yeah.
38:15Yay!
38:17Oh!
38:17It was fucking hard to watch.
38:21Lacey, like, wants high standards and shit from me
38:24and doesn't want me to kiss anyone,
38:25but can go and kiss who she wants.
38:28Makes me look like a mug.
38:29What percentage of superfans
38:31think Matteo is the most genuine islander in the villa?
38:34I'm genuinely, in this villa, looking for love.
38:41That answer should be, like, a million percent.
38:4311 percent?
38:4515 percent?
38:46Yeah.
38:46All us girls think that this is going to be low.
38:48We think the answer is 65 percent.
38:52We think that the number is 11 percent.
38:56Ooh!
38:57Fuck yous!
38:58That's crazy!
38:59That's crazy!
39:00It's hard not to be insulted by that.
39:02I literally stopped my life to come on here for love
39:06and for that to kind of get shoved in your face.
39:08I don't know, it was like a kick in the, like, dick.
39:10The correct answer is...
39:1490 percent.
39:1790!
39:18Ooh!
39:19Yeah!
39:2190!
39:21Matteo, let's go!
39:23Sorry.
39:24We love you.
39:24Don't be sorry, you're all right.
39:26He's one of the most genuine people I've ever met,
39:28so I understood why he was upset
39:31that the girls put his percentage so low.
39:35Woo!
39:36Woo!
39:37Help me, my plums are leaking!
39:39Oh!
39:40Oh!
39:41Did someone call a plumber?
39:44Yes!
39:47Go, girl!
39:48Oh, my God!
39:49Come on!
39:49Come on!
39:52Oh!
39:53Oh!
39:53Oh!
39:53Oh!
39:54Oh!
39:54Oh!
39:54Oh!
39:55Oh!
39:55Oh!
39:55Oh!
39:55Oh!
39:56Oh!
39:56Oh!
39:57Oh!
39:57Oh!
39:57Oh!
39:58Oh!
39:58Oh!
39:58Oh!
39:59Oh!
39:59Oh!
40:00Oh!
40:00Oh, my God!
40:01Oh!
40:01Oh!
40:02Oh!
40:02Oh!
40:02Oh!
40:03Oh!
40:04Oh!
40:04Oh!
40:04Oh!
40:05Oh!
40:06Oh!
40:06Oh!
40:06Oh!
40:07Oh!
40:07Oh, my God!
40:07Oh, my God!
40:09Oh, my God!
40:09Oh!
40:10Oh, my God!
40:11If we're going to go tip for top, mate, I'll always win that game, so, yeah.
40:13Oh, that's ruthless.
40:14That's actually ruthless, yeah.
40:15That's ruthless.
40:15That's ruthless.
40:16That's ruthless.
40:16That's ruthless, because he told me he wouldn't touch her again.
40:17That's ruthless, that's actually ruthless.
40:20That's what it is, because it told me
40:21he wouldn't touch her again.
40:23Kai, if you're gonna kiss your ex,
40:26don't promise me that you're not going to kiss your ex.
40:29You know what I mean?
40:30Like, don't make a promise that you can't keep.
40:33What percentage of superfans think Yana and Kai
40:37will end up boyfriend and girlfriend again?
40:44This one's so hard.
40:45I am absolutely on the edge of my seat.
40:47Things with Kai and Lacey are going well,
40:50but Kai and Yana, they're exes, in one bedroom,
40:54together, sharing a bed.
40:56We think the answer is 85%.
41:00I agree.
41:01We think the answer is 70%.
41:07The correct answer is...
41:1352%.
41:15Split the group, split the group.
41:18I think the superfans would like to maybe see a love story
41:23come out of this, but yeah, I don't know.
41:25When are you guys getting back together?
41:28I mean, Yana and Kai is exciting, definitely.
41:30Like, I like the idea of it.
41:31I think it's cute.
41:32I think it's like a romance movie, really.
41:34Maybe a bit of a tragic one, but nonetheless, still a good story.
41:38He has been telling me that he's all for me.
41:44He doesn't want anyone else, and he wants nothing to do with her.
41:51I just feel like, why can't there just be one time where I don't have to get hurt?
41:57I just don't understand.
41:59Like, all I want is just a normal relationship.
42:04I like the idea of it, but I like the idea of it.
42:22The forbidden fruit challenge has left a sour taste.
42:26Thankfully, work experience Lucy is outside with the cattle prod
42:30to make sure the islanders look happy upon their return.
42:33Oh, girls, five hit.
42:36Yes, five hit.
42:37Five hit.
42:37Let's chat, girls.
42:39Let's chat.
42:40How is everyone...
42:41How is it feeling?
42:42Because that was quite intense.
42:43How do you feel about your answer?
42:44I don't know.
42:45I feel like I can't...
42:46I think you guys know me the best.
42:48That was the biggest curveball of the night.
42:49Yeah.
42:49Yeah.
42:50I don't think I've faked myself once in years.
42:52What percent was that again?
42:53Eleven.
42:53Eleven.
42:54Do you know what I think it is?
42:55I think it's shifted.
42:56Is there a thing of coming here with a game plan of just...
42:59Staying with a bird?
42:59...being in love and staying in love?
43:00Yeah.
43:01Because you haven't opened yourself up enough to different people.
43:03Yeah, I haven't given other people chances.
43:05Yeah, but why would you when you've got something strong going on?
43:06That's my point.
43:07It obviously doesn't sound great.
43:09The last thing I'd want Izzy to think is that I'm just sort of in here to play a game.
43:14I'm just pretty desperate to have a chat to her and just see where her head's at.
43:17Are you wigged out?
43:18Yeah.
43:18Are you ready?
43:19Yeah, a little.
43:20Do you doubt it or...?
43:21Um, because I just don't know what's being said behind my back and that rigs me up because
43:24I feel like I've been around so many ingenuine people in my life and I'm like, just don't
43:28want to like, have that happen to me again.
43:30Do you get the vibe at all?
43:30Because I'm like actually starting to...
43:33Catch feelings.
43:34Yeah, that one.
43:35Deep down I've been feeling, is this too good to be true?
43:38I feel like my guard is coming down and to hear that just makes me feel really uncomfortable
43:43and vulnerable and exposed.
43:45What about you, Anna, babe?
43:46Oh yeah, me.
43:47Um, I think 50-50 is like fair enough for them to think like I have been upset.
43:52Yeah.
43:53Yeah.
43:54You are exes.
43:55It was recent.
43:56Yeah, it is exes.
43:57It was recent.
43:58They're not sure.
43:59Yeah.
44:00So like it's not like they're sure or anything really.
44:01Um, I don't know, I feel like, I feel like this just happens to me.
44:09Sorry.
44:10I'm not upset at you, babe.
44:11Yeah.
44:12Like, sorry.
44:13No, I knew this was coming.
44:15It's okay, baby.
44:16Take your time.
44:18Oh, I wanted to fuck off from that debrief.
44:21Talk to us.
44:22That was a lie.
44:23Talk to us.
44:24How are you feeling?
44:25I think it's like the fact that like every time I'm happy with someone, it just gets
44:30taken away.
44:31Like I'm always the one that like puts on my heart.
44:35Baby.
44:36No, that's okay.
44:37Do you feel like he's like, it's okay.
44:40I just feel like, I feel like I get more upset at myself because when I do like someone,
44:46I do kind of just really love so easily.
44:50And like, that's why I just get hurt because like I just.
44:57I want to talk about the next big thing was, um, Lacey's reaction.
45:00Yeah.
45:01Yeah.
45:02I feel like Lacey's burning eyes into you as if it's your choice.
45:05Look, like she got into it.
45:06Yeah, they got into it.
45:07Like juicy, all that shit.
45:08Like she can do.
45:09It's a challenge, mate.
45:10Right.
45:11If she can go in there and just do that.
45:12Like what do you find?
45:13I'm just going to go, oh yeah, cool.
45:14Like, you know what I mean?
45:15It's a double standard there.
45:16Like she's going and getting into her kiss, but then you're not allowed to.
45:19Yeah.
45:20I mean, I can see why Kai's upset.
45:21Like she's painting him a bit as the bad guy.
45:24Again, like what, which is kind of what happened to me in a sense.
45:27You know, I don't know, man.
45:28Like it's a, it's given off quite immature vibes to be honest with her.
45:31Um, I just think that Lacey's going around in circles.
45:34She doesn't know what she wants and going from one triangle to another.
45:37And I don't really want that in a woman at all.
45:39So, yeah.
45:40Yeah.
45:41Honestly, doll, like conserve your energy.
45:43Yeah.
45:44And only give it to the people who deserve it when they deserve it.
45:46Yeah.
45:47As they earn your trust.
45:48I reckon wait for him to speak to you about it.
45:50Don't go calling him.
45:51I'm not going to.
45:52Spend the day with the girls.
45:53Like, yeah, yeah.
45:54Don't say anything to you.
45:55No, no, no, no.
45:56If he doesn't pull me.
45:57Yeah.
45:58And reassure me.
45:59Yeah.
46:00I don't want that.
46:01Why would I want that?
46:02Wait for him to come reassure you.
46:03Yeah.
46:04Yeah.
46:05Oh no, we don't care.
46:07Don't need a billionaire.
46:09Don't need a billionaire.
46:10Only 11% of the superfans think Connor is genuinely looking for love in the villa.
46:15Don't worry, pal.
46:16Only 11% of viewers think my jokes are funny and I still have a job.
46:20You'll be fine.
46:21I wasn't expecting that.
46:23Like, I'm a good judge of character.
46:24Yeah.
46:25But then, like, obviously, everyone else has seen a different thing
46:29and it, like, kind of, like, stresses me out.
46:32Of course.
46:33Yeah, it's not nice to hear.
46:34Well, why do you think that they rated you 11%?
46:36I try not to read into it because I know what we've got.
46:39Yeah.
46:40I just don't want you to, like...
46:41I just don't want to be with someone who's, like, coming on here for exposure and, like...
46:43Yeah.
46:44No, 100%.
46:45Playing the game because, like, I'm not staying with you to play it safe.
46:47I'm staying with you because I genuinely like you.
46:49For me, it's just making me question how genuine he actually is because my biggest fear
46:53is that I'm being partnered up with someone who's not actually coming to this villa for love.
46:57If I wanted to be in here and stay in here as long as I could,
47:02I think I'd be keeping my options a bit more open.
47:04Like, I didn't even talk to Tamara when she come in.
47:06Do you know what I mean?
47:07Yeah.
47:08Like, I haven't...I haven't even showed half the people in here who I am
47:10because I'm set on you.
47:12Mm.
47:13Like, I want to get to know you.
47:14Trust is so important in a relationship and I don't expect her to just give it to me,
47:19but, um, I think I've earned it pretty well in here.
47:22There's nothing you're not telling me there?
47:23No.
47:24Okay.
47:25Yeah.
47:26Like I said, we just have to trust each other.
47:27Yeah, because it will come out.
47:28Exactly.
47:29And I will find out.
47:30Yes, exactly.
47:31Like I said, baby, keep on keeping on.
47:34When you're a dad, you're going to make the most embarrassing jokes.
47:39I feel like he was very honest with me, so I'm going to trust Connor,
47:42but I still will have my wits about me.
47:44I don't fuck around.
47:45Okay.
47:46I'm glad we talked.
47:47Mmm.
47:48It's nice and cold.
47:49Is it?
47:50Let me have a nice sip.
47:51I'm very happy with the way that conversation ended, and it ended on a kiss.
48:04So, super fans.
48:06Lacey was upset that Kai kissed Yana so passionately in the challenge
48:11and has been waiting so long for him to come chat to her that she's fallen into a deep sleep.
48:16I think he's a real mysterious man.
48:18I think there's a full number side to you that no one knows.
48:20Ah, priorities guy.
48:22Princess Ballsack needs true love skits.
48:25I feel like he's a copper mate.
48:27I feel like he's in it a real moment.
48:29So tired.
48:32The fact that he didn't really try to pull me for a chat, I think I'm done.
48:36I'm ready to turn lesbian.
48:39So sign me up.
48:40I'm just very protective of where I put my energy.
48:43Or maybe I'm not going to have anyone.
48:47I don't know what the word is for that, but what's the word when you're just into yourself
48:51and you're into no one else?
48:52Because that's where I'm at.
48:53Are you okay, babe?
48:54Girls, I just need to sit on the toilet and fart for a second, okay?
48:59Anything?
49:00No.
49:01I'm just done.
49:02I can't be fucked.
49:03I mentally checked out.
49:04With everything.
49:05I think you really need to chat to him first before you check to him.
49:06No, but he's showing up.
49:07He doesn't care.
49:08He doesn't give a flying fuck.
49:09He's out there fucking yappy, yappy, yappy.
49:10Yeah.
49:11More shit comes out of his mouth than his asshole, that's for sure.
49:12Yeah.
49:13More shit comes out of Cara's mouth than his asshole.
49:15He's out there fucking yappy, yappy, yappy, yappy.
49:16Yeah.
49:17He's out there fucking yappy, yappy, yappy.
49:18Yeah.
49:19More shit comes out of his mouth than his asshole, that's for sure.
49:20Yeah.
49:21More shit comes out of Cara's mouth than his asshole, that's for sure.
49:22Yeah.
49:23More shit comes out of Cara's mouth than his asshole.
49:26Why is he?
49:27How are you doing it?
49:28He's got no balls.
49:29So he actually has no balls.
49:30It's actually inverted dick.
49:31What a little shit.
49:32Um, I think his behaviour is giving, like, inverted dick.
49:44Behaviour.
49:45Like, your dick is actually inverted through your asshole and it's pushing the shit right
49:58up through your mouth.
50:00That's why he talks so much shit.
50:04You can fuck right off, hey.
50:07More shit comes out of your mouth than your asshole, babe.
50:10What do you mean?
50:11You can't say that.
50:12Nah, I'm done.
50:13I'm actually done.
50:14What do you mean?
50:15You sit there and fucking say, like, you're gonna be neutral about it and not do that
50:18and you go and suck his face like nothing, get him to pretty much suck your tits.
50:21Like, what do you want me to do?
50:22Just go, oh yeah, cool, and just get mugged off.
50:24Okay.
50:25Like, we both said, like, we wanted to be neutral about it and, like, you go and do that.
50:28Like, it's pretty shit.
50:29Oh, yeah.
50:30He just kind of stood there and was like, yeah, we should go for it.
50:32I don't even know what he really said, to be honest, because his vocabulary is, like,
50:35the vocabulary of a two-year-old.
50:38Do you not get where I'm coming from?
50:39Like, I feel like if I just didn't do anything then I'll just look like an absolute mug and
50:42look like a loser.
50:43You can just leave.
50:44Just go.
50:45What?
50:46Just actually just go.
50:47I don't really want, I actually don't want anything to do with you anymore.
50:51But how, how is that fair?
50:53It's a different situation, babe.
50:55It's very different.
50:56So what, so you want, you just want to neck on with everyone you want?
50:59Kai, just fuck off.
51:00Just go.
51:01Fucking piss take that.
51:02Fuck me, dude.
51:03You're a fucking piss take.
51:05Hey, how, what a joke, eh?
51:08What a joke, mate.
51:17We just get one love.
51:36Handsome Prince inverted dick has come to the pool, having just told Princess Ballsack
51:41she was a joke after she told him to F off.
51:45If Disney doesn't bid for the rights to make this film, they can kiss next year's box
51:50office goodbye.
51:52Just keep the good times on my mind.
51:56Bye, man.
51:57Okay.
51:58What?
51:59What?
52:00Who?
52:01What?
52:02What?
52:03Oh, it's both times.
52:04Yeah, you're a fucker.
52:05I don't know.
52:06I don't want to, she blew up in the game.
52:09I can't believe y'all out here.
52:11You can't even say that.
52:12What?
52:13I was like, what's the thing?
52:14I'm not that kiss any of y'all this whole time.
52:16You can neck on every single boy because you've got to be different.
52:20I'm like, you know, it's a piss take and you get the fuck out.
52:23We're done.
52:24I'm like, yeah, righto, bud.
52:26Um, yeah, I just told Kai to fuck off because I did just want him to fuck right off.
52:33Yeah.
52:34How was that fair?
52:35How was that fair, bro?
52:36And that was like, she just pretty much called me in.
52:38Just got embarrassed me and I was like, well, how was that?
52:40Like, she called you in just to tell you that?
52:42She goes, you're a fucking joke.
52:43And I went in there and just stood in the door going, like, how was that fair?
52:46Like, yeah.
52:47What?
52:48Kai walking down to the port, he was definitely quite heated.
52:51Like, you think you're gonna fucking treat me like that?
52:54He's not really making sense of himself either.
52:56Just spitting words out kind of thing.
52:59It's definitely a familiar act.
53:01So I know what was going on there.
53:03I watched my sister scream.
53:12Oh, Lace.
53:13I'm gonna cut off, babe.
53:15Nah, I'm okay.
53:16I'm just so done.
53:17Like, I'm so mentally drained, babe.
53:19I think you guys need to have a proper chat, though.
53:21Like, just...
53:22Whose idea was it?
53:23To bring in cock-head Kai.
53:30I think you guys need to just have a chat when you both aren't, like...
53:33Obviously, it's heated right now.
53:35Come and have a normal conversation with me.
53:37Don't walk past smirking at me.
53:42I'm sick and tired of the male's species.
53:47Every single conversation I have with a man,
53:50and I somehow lose more brain cells.
53:55And it's almost as if I don't...
53:57Like, I already don't have brain cells,
53:59but I'm just going in the negatives.
54:02I know you guys are heated right now.
54:04Don't settle.
54:05You guys need to have a proper chat when you both aren't heated.
54:07I'm just slow and drain, babe.
54:09I have no...
54:10I have nothing left in me to, like...
54:12I know how you feel.
54:13Have another, like...
54:14I know how you feel.
54:15I'm literally becoming a therapist for my ex-boyfriend
54:17and my best friend to get together.
54:19Like, what's going on here?
54:22Another day in paradise, eh?
54:24Another day in paradise.
54:25Another day in paradise.
54:26Another day in paradise.
54:30Kai!
54:32Hey mate, did you...
54:33Huh?
54:34Kai!
54:37Do you want to go for a chat?
54:41Hmm...
54:45Where?
54:47Where?
54:49There.
54:50Sure.
54:51The fact that I had to pull you for a chat
54:53is fucking pissing me off.
54:54What do you mean?
54:55I've been trying to talk to you
54:56and you said no, like, three times.
54:57You literally just...
54:58Like, you didn't really try.
54:59Let's be real.
55:00Come on.
55:04Look, I feel like it's so dull.
55:05I get where you're coming from,
55:06but I feel like it's such double standards
55:07when we both say, like, let's not...
55:09But you said to me,
55:10you promised you won't do that again,
55:12knowing how much it hurt me the first time.
55:13Yeah, if you show me mutual respect
55:15and you're on the same basis...
55:16But I have, Kai.
55:17I have.
55:21Then you go and suck his face.
55:23It was not to that extent.
55:25Come on, you know that.
55:26How does that lay out?
55:27You know that, babe.
55:28You know that.
55:30I've never tried to intentionally hurt you,
55:32whereas you've intentionally hurt me.
55:34I'm not intentionally doing anything.
55:35I'm intentionally not hurting myself.
55:36Well, yeah, you did, babe,
55:37because you literally said,
55:38oh, well, she kissed old mate,
55:39so I'm gonna...
55:40Yeah, let's do it.
55:41Well, look, I'm not gonna make a mug out of myself.
55:43But this is what I'm saying.
55:44You're saying that I'm playing games,
55:45but that, to me, is playing games.
55:46You think this is...
55:47Yeah, I'm playing...
55:48I'm just playing what you're playing.
55:49I'm not playing games, Kai, though.
55:50This is what I'm saying.
55:51I'm not playing.
55:52Well, then I don't know what you're doing, then.
55:53You tell me one thing there,
55:54and then you do the opposite.
55:55You've done it the whole time.
55:58So, do you get where I'm coming from?
55:59I have not done it the whole time.
56:00I never wanted to do that.
56:02Well, then don't do it.
56:03This is what I'm saying.
56:04You don't have to do it just to get back at me.
56:06That's what I'm saying.
56:07It's like childish behaviour.
56:08Can we find some patience?
56:13The whole time you've been playing games with me.
56:15Are you fucking kidding me?
56:16It's been tit for tat the whole fucking time.
56:18It hasn't, Kai.
56:19It has.
56:20It has not been tit for tat.
56:21It has the whole fucking time.
56:22No, it hasn't.
56:23It's just him being a gaslighting motherfucker.
56:26Like, it just makes no sense to me at all.
56:29And, like, it just doesn't.
56:30It just...
56:32Oh.
56:33Honestly, I would not have cared if it was anyone else.
56:36It's just the fact that you have said you want nothing to do with her.
56:39And I am, yeah.
56:40And, like, look at the situation.
56:41And every single time you've been put in a position to prove that to me,
56:43you've, like...
56:44Yeah, and you're not proving it to me either.
56:46With the banana snapper sort of...
56:47Oh, you're actually a joke.
56:48You're actually a joke.
56:49Oh, man.
56:50I don't know.
56:51I'm a few new boys.
56:52I'm just cutting with you.
56:53Because I'm done with this shit.
56:54Like, I don't know what you want me to lose.
56:55Treat me like a mug.
57:01As much as I sound like a complete fucking idiot...
57:08I was really, really starting to like him.
57:21Sure, it looks like there's a lot of turmoil in the villa.
57:31But I can assure you, next time, there is plenty of romance.
57:35Oh, and a massive fire pit with a dumping no-one will see you coming.
57:38Next time...
57:39There's high romance on horseback.
57:41Wait.
57:42Mine's going to the toilet.
57:43Oh, yeah.
57:44Let it go, baby.
57:45And in the hideaway...
57:46Can't believe we're having alone time.
57:47I have been thinking about alone time with Jotham so much.
57:48Like, ooh, he's so sexy.
57:49Then...
57:50I wish I was here for a chit-chat.
57:51But unfortunately, this isn't a social visit.
57:52A selfie-sized surprise.
57:53Will all the boys please stand up?
57:54To me.
57:55To me.
57:56To me.
57:57To me.
57:58To me.
57:59To me.
58:00To me.
58:01To me.
58:02To me.
58:03To me.
58:04To me.
58:05To me.
58:06To me.
58:07To me.
58:08To me.
58:09To me.
58:10To me.
58:11To me.
58:12To me.
58:13To me.
58:14To me.
58:15To me.
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