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Love Island Australia S07E11
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00:00Previously on Love Island Australia.
00:10The boy that I would like to couple up with is Mick.
00:13Tamara and Mateo made a steal.
00:16The girl I would like to couple up with is Lacey.
00:20Lacey? You look pretty shocked by that.
00:23Yeah.
00:25And after a recoupling.
00:28The boy I would like to couple up with is...
00:30Rossy baby.
00:31Connor.
00:32Jotham.
00:34Yana made a heartbreaking decision.
00:37The boy I would like to couple up with tonight is...
00:40Kai.
00:42And Cooper and his cowboy hat went bye-bye.
00:46Yee-haw.
00:48Toonight!
00:52I can't tell if he likes me or not.
00:57Does Ross give a toss?
01:00He physically seemed distant to me.
01:02I feel like we've just been a bit...
01:04...stagnant.
01:06And the Islanders sample some forbidden fruit.
01:10It was sexy.
01:11It was fun.
01:12We're normally so vanilla.
01:14But not everyone...
01:16Makes me look like a mug.
01:17Too can buy that guy.
01:18Likes the taste.
01:20If you're gonna kiss your ex, don't promise me that you're not going to kiss your ex.
01:25Kiss your ex.
01:26Kiss your ex.
01:27I'm done.
01:28What do you mean?
01:29You're gonna suck his face?
01:30Like what do you want me to do?
01:31Just go, oh yeah cool and just get mugged off?
01:33But how is that fair?
01:35Kai, just off.
01:36Just go.
01:37What a joke, eh?
01:38What a joke, eh?
01:40A night of high drama and recoupling saw Yana having to choose between Cooper and ex-boyfriend Kai.
02:02It was a simple choice.
02:03Her ex, who allegedly cheated on her and has been macking on with her best friend in front of her.
02:08Or Cooper, with whom she had no beef.
02:11Unfortunately for Cooper, Yana's an absolute carnivore.
02:21How are you feeling?
02:22You all?
02:23I'm fucking full on.
02:25You all?
02:26Yeah.
02:27It's a bit hard now.
02:28I'm gonna leave the chat with y'all.
02:30Yeah.
02:31I'm feeling you.
02:32Yeah, I'm not about here.
02:33I'm good.
02:34Yeah?
02:35Hey, how are you feeling?
02:36Hey.
02:37Hey.
02:38Don't think I like you.
02:39Because I don't.
02:40I don't say anything.
02:41Sit.
02:42Um, yeah.
02:43I'm spacious, eh?
02:44I'm not.
02:45Hey.
02:46I'm not.
02:47I'm not.
02:48I'm not.
02:49I'm not.
02:50I'm not.
02:51I'm not.
02:53You're not.
02:54I'm not.
02:55I'm not.
02:56I'm not.
02:57You're not.
02:58You're not.
02:59I'm not.
03:00Oh, that's a bit wet.
03:04Before anything, I just want to let you know I didn't pick you to be with you.
03:09I picked you because I know that you have a connection in here.
03:12Yeah, I'm very grateful that you chose me.
03:14Yeah.
03:15But that wouldn't have been easy for you.
03:17Yeah.
03:18And I want you to pursue that because I know she likes you a lot and you like her a lot.
03:24And I know that Cooper didn't really have a connection in here and I wouldn't feel comfortable
03:29trying to get a connection with him.
03:34So, yeah.
03:38I don't know what to say.
03:41I wanted to give you the chance for the...
03:44Even though it fucking kills me to watch, but...
03:49I appreciate that.
03:51I actually really do.
03:52That's actually really nice.
03:55Yeah, I'm actually stunned.
03:57I don't even have a lot to say.
03:58Well, thank you.
03:59I don't even know how I'm here, actually.
04:04No, if I'm honest with you.
04:05Yeah, I wanted to see you walk out of those doors so badly.
04:08I'm not going to lie.
04:09Mm.
04:10I bet you did.
04:12But, yeah, at the end of the day, I'd rather hurt one person than two.
04:18So...
04:20It's very mature.
04:21I hope Kai has the smarts tonight to know that I have the bed and he's on the daybed, because, yeah, he owes me a solid after that.
04:34Fabulous.
04:35I'm so good at this.
04:36I'm so good at this.
04:36How many pillows am I getting? There's going to be no chair left.
04:39There you go.
04:40Take a seat.
04:41We've got a nice sort of thing going on with Tamara, you know?
04:43It's kind of what I wanted.
04:45A model, tall, skinny, beautiful, coming in, picking me.
04:51It's great, you know?
04:53Did you have an idea of who Mateo was going to pick?
04:56No.
04:57I could not...
04:58Well, yeah.
04:59I thought he was going to pick you on it.
05:00I did, too.
05:02Yeah, that surprised me.
05:04And then I knew she was going to pick Kai, to be honest.
05:07Yeah, I did, too.
05:08Although, I'm going to say no surprise, but I knew.
05:10Okay, anyway.
05:11All right, give me a cuddle.
05:21Okay.
05:22You're still a c***, I swear to God.
05:33I still hate your f***ing guts.
05:37Oh, my goodness, mate.
05:38I think Yannan likes me to...
05:40I was just walking with his hand, wasn't I?
05:42Yeah, he's still a gentleman.
05:43Still a gentleman, but they literally hated each other.
05:46Yeah, but that's a nice story, isn't it?
05:48That's, like, real love coming back.
05:50Do you think that they could possibly?
05:53Like, yeah.
05:54I, yeah.
05:56I don't know if I'm meant to say that, but I think it...
05:58I know.
05:59Hey, guys.
06:00Come hang out.
06:01I don't really want to hang out with you, if I'm honest with y'all.
06:08I don't think.
06:09Yeah.
06:11Mmm.
06:11I'll go have a chat after you're done.
06:22Of course.
06:22Yeah.
06:23Um, yeah, this whole situation has been really messy, um, and I can understand that would
06:33have been really hard.
06:34Mm.
06:35And weird thing for Yannan.
06:37Yeah, of course.
06:38Weird thing for him, weird thing for me.
06:40Like, it's the whole thing is just the biggest headache.
06:44Mm-hmm.
06:44And a mess.
06:45Mm-hmm.
06:46Like, that ex situation.
06:48Mm-hmm.
06:48Oh, my God.
06:49Mateo picking me.
06:51I was not expecting that.
06:53Like, babes, the titties were, in fact, very blindsided, especially my right one, because
07:00this one's, like, more, like, stronger, like, very more powerful.
07:04She was blindsided, babe.
07:05Your face fit down there.
07:09Babe, I was not expecting that.
07:12Yeah, yeah.
07:13I didn't think you would be, anyways.
07:14But do you know what?
07:15I feel like we did have a really cool chat.
07:18Mm.
07:19You excited?
07:21I'm curious.
07:21Yeah, I'm honestly.
07:23I'm curious to know.
07:24Honestly, honestly.
07:25Mixed emotions.
07:27Like.
07:27Yeah.
07:28Yeah, mixed emotions.
07:30Um.
07:30What do you mean?
07:32Like.
07:33I don't know.
07:41Yeah.
07:42Cool.
07:44Yeah, it's a weird, weird situation.
07:47Like, I feel like no guy wants to pick a girl and them having, like, that mixed emotions
07:52about that choice.
07:53I know it was so, like, sudden and she hasn't had time to process it, but it also gave me
07:57a sense of she doesn't really know 100% what she wants.
08:01So could you put it on me?
08:07Baby, you've got one and it's so could you put it on me?
08:10Yeah.
08:14And so you're sleeping on the day, right?
08:16Yeah, I don't know.
08:17It's not even yet, but, yeah.
08:18Because I could go back to bed with old mate if you want.
08:20No, I don't know.
08:21I don't want anything.
08:22Oh, I don't want anything.
08:23I don't want anything to do, isn't it?
08:24Okay.
08:24No, not at all.
08:26Hmm.
08:30I genuinely did think that Kai was going to be going home tonight, so I never want to
08:35take a kiss from Kai for granted again.
08:38Take your bloody hands out of your bloody pen.
09:05Stop making it suss.
09:07You just make it suss yourself, babe.
09:09No, I'm trying.
09:11Damn, boy.
09:13Is it?
09:17His peepee went yay-yay.
09:20And I was like, nay-nay.
09:22Sorry.
09:23Speaking of small erections, did you know the Villa team erected the teepee in just 30
09:28minutes?
09:29They're the best.
09:30Irish Queen Tamara now sits on this erection to chat to Mateo.
09:34It's a tent, you perverts.
09:36Hi.
09:36How are you?
09:37Good, how are you?
09:38I just wanted to give you a minute to...
09:41To?
09:41Breathe?
09:42Just, yeah.
09:42Yeah.
09:43Nah, I've kind of processed it and stuff.
09:45I'm, like, happy now.
09:47How do you feel?
09:47I feel like Mick, who obviously I picked, who's right there.
09:54Yeah.
09:58He's very funny.
09:59Yeah, he is.
09:59He's got really good banter and I don't think everyone gets his humour.
10:03What a do, baby.
10:05Yeah.
10:05But I think his humour is so funny.
10:07Like, I think he's hysterical.
10:08Yeah, definitely.
10:08So, yeah, I definitely was, like, out of everyone, I was, like, I'll be the most comfortable.
10:13Yeah, of course, of course.
10:14With him.
10:15Or would you say your, like, ideal man is that you'd bring home to mum?
10:19I feel like I just like someone who's funny and nice.
10:22Yeah, okay, cool.
10:23Who's got good family values, too.
10:24Mm, definitely.
10:26Looks wise, tall, dark and handsome.
10:28Mm.
10:29Tatted.
10:29Really?
10:30Mm-hmm.
10:31Like, how tatted?
10:32As tatted as possible.
10:35Yeah, right.
10:36Yeah, we definitely vibe.
10:37Like, definitely vibe.
10:38Hey, boys.
10:39Yeah, I'm Zibu.
10:40Hi.
10:41How are you?
10:41Hey.
10:41Good.
10:42You look happy, chappy tonight.
10:44Do I?
10:45Yeah.
10:46Oh, smiley, I'm happy for you.
10:48Thanks, babe.
10:49She's having a bit of a chat to Matteo down here, though.
10:51You all right?
10:52No, I feel good.
10:53I think she's a vibe with Matteo.
10:56I find him mighty boring.
10:59I don't really see Matteo as a threat, if I'm honest.
11:01Like, if anything, he's a bit of a mini-me, but maybe not as cool.
11:05So, at the end of the day, I'm in bed with her tonight, and he's not.
11:09What car do you drive?
11:10An Audi.
11:11Really?
11:11Yeah.
11:12Yeah, nice.
11:12Guess what I'll drive.
11:13Oh, okay.
11:15No one ever guesses.
11:17Okay.
11:17Is it like a van?
11:19It's a van.
11:20Yes.
11:20Nice look, friend.
11:21Oh, my God, I win.
11:23All the cars I've owned, I've named, right?
11:26Oh, same.
11:27Nice.
11:27My Audi's Anastasia.
11:31Like, 50 shades.
11:32Yeah.
11:32Nice.
11:33Yeah.
11:33Nice.
11:33Nice.
11:34Come on.
11:34It's an Audi.
11:35And then the Vans are, because it's a French vanilla color.
11:38It's like a baguette, because it looks like a baguette.
11:41A baguette, yeah.
11:43I don't even know if it's baguette or baguette.
11:45I say baguette.
11:47Oh, my goodness.
11:53I'm definitely surprised with how good my first chat is going with Matteo.
11:57I definitely think I get butterfly vibes.
12:00He makes me very, like, smiley.
12:03And, yeah, I definitely feel like I kind of light up around him a little bit.
12:06Mm.
12:07Yeah, I know.
12:08Sorry, I'm just getting fucking lost in your eyes.
12:11Jesus Christ.
12:12It's crazy.
12:13Guys, the Spanish culture minister is here for an inspection.
12:34They think we're making a cooking show.
12:36No kissing for the next 10 minutes.
12:39I said no kissing.
12:40No kissing.
12:41What am I, a joke to you?
12:43So you're a saint or a sinner?
12:46I don't know, babe.
12:48What's a saint?
12:49A good person.
12:50Babe, I think a saint.
12:51No, you're wrong.
12:52You're wrong.
12:53Babe, a saint is a devil, and a sinner is a good person.
12:57Purple, devil.
12:58Purple, pink, pink.
13:00Angel, devil.
13:01Yeah, mate, are you colourblind or something?
13:03That's purple, and that's purple.
13:04That is pink, and that is pink.
13:06Yeah, well, you're a loser.
13:08And you look awful.
13:09Yeah, so what's your plan tonight?
13:12Get a whole bed to yourself.
13:12Yeah, I want to have a bed to myself on a starfish.
13:18I used to be bleach blonde.
13:19It looks like, like, obviously brunette, but like golden.
13:23Aw, you're so sweet.
13:24Is that?
13:25Yeah, is that good?
13:25I'm glad that's where you're going.
13:26How are you going?
13:27Good.
13:28Chocolate.
13:28I just feel like...
13:31What?
13:34Yeah, I just feel like we're really vibing.
13:36Yeah, I'm loving it.
13:40Yeah.
13:40I don't feel like this is forced at all.
13:43And I was not expecting this coming into the villa.
13:45I think that's what's, like, taken me back the most, is, like, I'm so open, so I knew, like, the possibility was there.
13:52But for it to be, like, the first girl I couple up with is just, like, what's the plan here?
13:58Like, what's going on?
13:59Yeah.
14:00But I'm loving it.
14:02Like, I can't actually really put it into words, to be honest.
14:05It just feels good.
14:07I'm just, like, I always find myself just, like, looking for you.
14:11100%.
14:12Yeah.
14:12Everyone's noticing.
14:13The girl's like, oh, look, we know why he looks at you.
14:16And so, like...
14:16Yeah.
14:19Aw, well, that's our cute quota done for the day.
14:22Lacey, you're up.
14:24Now.
14:25Now.
14:25I don't know if you're, like, a cuddly kind of guy.
14:29In the bed.
14:30Yeah.
14:31So, if you are, you're going to hate me for this.
14:33Why?
14:34Oh, you're so cute.
14:35Why?
14:37So, Kai is going to sleep in the daybed.
14:40Really?
14:41Because, like, him and Yana.
14:43Yeah, of course, of course, of course.
14:44It's pretty.
14:45That's totally fine.
14:46So, I'm thinking I'm going to go sleep in the daybed with you.
14:49That's fine.
14:50Yeah.
14:50But, like, I don't want you thinking, oh, my God, I'm completely off here.
14:54No, no, not at all.
14:55Not at all.
14:56It was just obviously, like...
14:57Because I do like your vibe.
14:58Yeah.
14:58I do really, really like our chat.
15:00Mm-hmm.
15:00And I think it's really cool.
15:02Mm-hmm.
15:03Um.
15:05Lacey telling me this, I feel like it's kind of, like, turned me off a bit.
15:09I'm not going to lie.
15:10Like, I'm all about, you know, finding a true connection for everyone in here.
15:14So, if that's where her, obviously, head and feelings are at, that's fine.
15:18But I won't be making an effort.
15:21No, I won't be.
15:22I want to give you a cuddle.
15:31You're an absolute legend.
15:33You've got big balls, babe.
15:35I'll give you that.
15:36It's been a little bit crazy.
15:38I've been a little bit hurt.
15:41Now I'm looking for somebody to let me get in.
15:45Hi.
15:46Here come the cuddle buddies.
15:50Can you lie down, please?
15:52Do you want me to lie down?
15:53I have to grab my pillow.
15:56Sorry, babe.
15:57Oh, sorry.
15:58Sorry, babe.
15:59Oh, no, your hair is wet.
16:01Yeah, it's sad as well.
16:02Oh, my God.
16:03Night, Lacey.
16:04Night, babe.
16:06Have a good seat.
16:06Bye, Kai.
16:07Night, guys.
16:08Night, guys.
16:09Love you all.
16:10Oh, already kicking my pillow off.
16:12Nice.
16:13Yeah.
16:14Oh.
16:15Good night, everyone.
16:17Good night.
16:18Love you.
16:18See you.
16:19Bye, Bella.
16:20I couldn't leave him out in the freezing bloody cold.
16:23With those cockroaches and moths and flies and mozzies.
16:27So, princess over here is, in fact, non-princessing right now for a man,
16:35which I thought I would never be having to do in my life, ever.
16:43Little breastplate boy.
16:44Falling off my, but not for you.
16:53Never gonna fall.
16:57But not for you.
17:01Thought I was never gonna fall.
17:06But not for you.
17:09I know you think that it makes it better.
17:19Gives you everything, cause it's your evil go-getter.
17:22Hey, Pinky, I speak flamingo.
17:24Give us the juicy goss from last night.
17:25What you see?
17:26Bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly.
17:31Quiet.
17:31Lacey can hear you.
17:33Oh, Christ.
17:35It's the right feel.
17:38And it's certainly the right time.
17:41Morning, people.
17:43Morning.
17:44Best day in the villa.
17:45Good morning.
17:47How'd you sleep?
17:48I slept good.
17:49Yeah.
17:50You can build me a princess castle for sleeping out here with you.
17:58Yes, those are my eyebrows.
17:59Yeah, they look crazy.
18:00They look pushy?
18:01No, not pushy.
18:02I think you just slept on them.
18:03They're all going in different directions.
18:09Sharing the day bed with Kai outside last night was actually really romantic.
18:15I feel like it did make us closer.
18:20Memories will melt away.
18:23It's real.
18:25It's the world.
18:26What do you do, baby?
18:28And it's actually the right time.
18:31It's better you know.
18:34So what do you think Mario is going to do with your missus?
18:37I don't know, bud.
18:38Honestly.
18:40Do you reckon he'll win her over?
18:41Nah.
18:41No way, mate.
18:42You reckon?
18:42Look at me, man.
18:43Handsome man he is.
18:45I don't fall second, mate.
18:50Nice.
18:55A bit sweaty.
18:55That killed me, eh?
18:59I don't know why.
19:00Teal's body's hard as fuck, hey?
19:02Do you reckon?
19:02Yeah.
19:03Oh.
19:04Oh.
19:07But I think he's into mummies.
19:09Yeah, he definitely is into her.
19:11Yeah.
19:11They had a chat there.
19:13I think last night.
19:14Yesterday, yeah.
19:14Matty boy's come in.
19:16Big little Mateo.
19:18Mick 2.0, I'd say.
19:19Mick Junior.
19:20You know, he's seeming like he's seeking a bit of inspiration from me here.
19:23And maybe even trying to get my girl.
19:28But.
19:31Back yourself.
19:32See how you go.
19:33Back myself.
19:35If he wants to make his moves on her, like, I'm happy for him.
19:37Like, go ahead, brother.
19:39Game on.
19:40Oh, he's in budgies.
19:46Oh, my God, baby, he's so zesty.
19:49He needs to pull them down a little bit.
19:51Yeah, they're, like, too high.
19:53They're very distracting over there.
19:54They're so distracting.
19:55Stop looking at them.
19:56It's kind of hot.
19:56Girls.
19:57Okay, sorry.
19:58Trying to get the girl's attention, but all they can do is stare at the man, like,
20:01oh, my God, wow, he is so hot.
20:03I mean, respectfully, fair enough.
20:04I would, too.
20:06What about you and Rossi?
20:07Yeah, how's this going?
20:08I don't know.
20:09I can't tell if he likes me or not.
20:15Like, even in bedtime, like, as well, it's just like, all right, can I roll over and go
20:19to sleep?
20:20Like, we're not very intimate.
20:21So, I'm actually deadass.
20:23I'm just like, babe, if you like me, you can't tell.
20:26But if you don't, then maybe just let me know so I can stop.
20:28Yeah.
20:28I feel like you need to have, like, an actual serious chat.
20:30Correct.
20:30Because you're, like, having all this fun, like, friendly banter, but, like, what's he
20:35doing?
20:35Like, and if someone walks in tomorrow.
20:37Exactly.
20:37If someone walks in tomorrow, like, he needs to, like, he needs to realise that he can
20:41lose you.
20:41Yeah.
20:42And, like, I'm sorry, but you're a bad bitch.
20:43Like, he really needs to step up his game.
20:45I love you, Roscoe, and I want the best for you, because there's always a bomb around the
20:49corner.
20:49They need to remember that.
20:51Yeah.
20:51Wait, where is he?
20:52So, I'm paranoid.
20:53I'm just like, I'm just like, trying to figure out my entry point.
21:04Go on.
21:05We're talking about you.
21:07Hurry up.
21:07He was definitely trying to fucking eavesdrop.
21:13Roscoe, baby, we know what you're doing, okay?
21:15Don't make out you're trying to hear something in the water, because there's no sounds under
21:19there, okay?
21:20So, then, I woke up this morning, and I just sort of, like, I was, like, affectionate,
21:24but I just sort of let him be, and then he just wasn't very affectionate or anything.
21:26No, I was observing it this morning, because I wasn't, I observed, I noticed it last night
21:30without you having to tell me, and went, hmm, yeah, so, yeah, no, I'm just saying, like,
21:35I'm not saying it to get in your head, but I'm saying it to validate you, and I can
21:38see where you're coming from.
21:39Yeah.
21:39And now, can you please go to that end of the pool?
21:42What?
21:43I'm trying to talk about you.
21:45I'm doing laps, like, pick it private, pick it private.
21:47Do laps over near the flamingo.
21:49He's so funny.
21:51You can whisper, you want?
21:53Anyway.
21:55Okay, well, so today, I think I need to talk to you and basically say, babes, do you like
22:00me?
22:00Cannot tell.
22:01What do you think of the Ross and Sharon sitch, Pinky?
22:07Never mind.
22:10Coming up.
22:11Give it to me.
22:13A juicy challenge turns from sweet to sour.
22:21What's going on?
22:23If Connor is being disingenuous, adios amigos, because I do not tolerate that fucking shit
22:28for a second.
22:28There's romance everywhere on the streets of Spain.
22:45How lovely.
22:47There's romance in the villa too, you know.
22:49Well, look.
22:50See?
22:51Romance.
22:52And, uh, motor-bo-mance.
22:55Well, it's diminishing returns, really.
22:57We work with what we have.
22:58Except Sharon.
23:00Your energy was so flat this morning, but I suppose you did just wake up.
23:04I was just getting used to being around all these people.
23:06Yeah.
23:06And all this energy.
23:07Like, I understand that.
23:09But I did say to the girls just then, and they noticed it too.
23:13I was like, I actually, I actually can't tell if Ross likes me or not.
23:17Because you're so...
23:19Really?
23:19Yeah.
23:20Because you're so, um, you're too chill.
23:23And you're not overly affectionate and you're not very overly, like, like, you physically
23:29seem distant to me.
23:30Like...
23:30Do I?
23:31Like, not right now, but like, yesterday, during the day, like, we're not really, like, ever
23:39together.
23:39We're sort of off doing our own thing.
23:42So I'm like, ooh, maybe he doesn't actually like me, because he seems to be not around
23:47me.
23:48No, I do like you.
23:49Of course.
23:51Okay, well, maybe just make it more obvious that you like me.
23:55I'm sorry.
23:56Like, what would it look like?
23:57More, more...
23:59You don't even kiss me in bed.
24:00Like, you don't even, like, we don't, we're not very physically affectionate.
24:05I love cuddling you in bed.
24:06Yeah, but like, bro, we, like, kiss goodnight and then that's it.
24:12Well, the first night, you literally told me, like, I'm not going to hook up with you.
24:16I'm not going to make out with you, like, in bed.
24:18Well, it was day one.
24:20Yeah, but, well, still, I mean, well, I just, it just put me on the back foot of, like, okay,
24:24maybe she doesn't like that much forward affection.
24:26Oh, no, I do.
24:27Well, I thought it was more just like, that wasn't what you wanted to do.
24:29I didn't know it was because it was night one.
24:31No, it was night one.
24:32Right.
24:35She made it clear that she does want to make out in the bed.
24:38And I guess I just had in the back of my mind that's not something she wants to do,
24:40because that's what she told me, you know?
24:43Yeah, I feel like we've been very...
24:44I'm glad we cleared that up.
24:45Yeah.
24:46I feel like we've just been a bit stagnant the last few days.
24:51We haven't...
24:51You want to take it to the next level?
24:52That's all.
24:54You know.
24:54Do you want some nighttime kisses?
24:55Some nighttime kisses.
24:56A little hook up.
24:58If you want my love, just ask me.
25:00No pressure.
25:02No pressure.
25:03No pressure.
25:04Oh, yeah, what princess would I be, like, do you think, Cinderella?
25:19Do you think...
25:20Oh, wait.
25:20Do you know princess?
25:22Not really.
25:22Maybe, like, fucking Tangled with short hair or something,
25:25because she's a bit of a bad bitch.
25:27What's her name?
25:28Tangled.
25:29What's her actual name?
25:29Yeah, yeah.
25:30Is her real name Rapunzel?
25:33Oh, yeah, that's the one.
25:35Honestly, I feel like I'm a mix of princesses.
25:39I feel like I have every single ball sack from each princess,
25:43and I've just, like, built, like, this batty, girly,
25:46little pink princess with these fat, big, juicy balls.
25:51That's the princess I think I am.
25:53I really want to tan today.
25:56Princess Ballsack and her best friend Zex
25:59coming to a theatre near you.
26:01Also currently playing, Tamara and Mateo chat
26:05while Mick rubs his face in a hat.
26:07How do you feel about Leigh sleeping out here?
26:12Like, I obviously understand it.
26:14Yeah.
26:15Do I think she's as open as she said she was to me?
26:18Maybe not.
26:19Does that make sense?
26:20Okay.
26:21So, did she tell you she was open to you?
26:23Oh, 100%.
26:24Okay.
26:24Like, I probably wouldn't have picked her if it wasn't for that.
26:26No, I totally get that.
26:27Because I feel like when they're talking,
26:32I feel like they tell each other they're pretty locked in.
26:35Yeah.
26:35So, I don't...
26:36It's interesting.
26:37It is interesting, eh?
26:39How are you feeling towards your, like, couple?
26:43Good.
26:43But I definitely feel like he doesn't take a lot of stuff seriously.
26:48Okay.
26:49So, like, even sometimes I'll ask him a serious question,
26:51he'll answer with a joke.
26:52And I'm like, okay, but are you going to give me the actual answer?
26:55And he doesn't.
26:56So, I'm just like, okay.
26:57I'm like...
26:58And what, do you like that?
26:59Or do you, like...
27:00Not like...
27:01I like the humour for sure.
27:02Of course.
27:02But I'm like, it can't be all jokes all the time, I feel like.
27:04Yeah, yeah, of course, of course.
27:05So, like, I feel like when I talk to you, you actually...
27:06When push comes to shove, yeah.
27:08Yeah, like, I feel like when I talk to you,
27:09you actually give me genuine answers.
27:10So, yeah, I'm like, I feel like I don't know a lot about him.
27:14Okay, interesting.
27:17I'll tell you one thing.
27:19Yeah, bro.
27:20I fucking...
27:21I think I got a mick.
27:22Oh, no.
27:23Yeah.
27:24Physical lick?
27:25Yeah.
27:26No, just this fake tan on the hands, really.
27:29Oh, okay.
27:30I can't unsee it, bro.
27:31Yeah, yeah.
27:32It is like she's just dipped her hand in a honey jar.
27:34Yeah, well...
27:36I micked out, bro.
27:38Nah, I...
27:40Sometimes I've been able to overcome an edge.
27:42Nah, nah, mate.
27:43She's going to need some, like, bicarb soda and lemon on those hands.
27:46Hey, that's fine.
27:46I mean, look, Sian's probably a bit on the demanding,
27:49pushy side for my kind of chick, too.
27:51Can I see?
27:52Darn is?
27:53Yeah.
27:53You feel that?
27:54Yeah.
27:55But, like, she's not perfect.
27:56I'm sure I'm not perfect in her eyes.
27:57Like, I've gotten over-icks before, like, quite quickly.
28:01When you really think about it, and it's not a big deal.
28:04It's really not, because it's a temporary thing.
28:05But, like, she's Irish, bro, so she's always going to be white.
28:09And I like tans.
28:11Oh!
28:12It's a very, very minor ick to have,
28:15but I do truly think that he's setting himself up
28:17for maybe she's into Mateo,
28:20and if he gets dropped from that couple,
28:23at least he'll have a reason that he's pre-empted,
28:26and he'll be OK with it.
28:27Do you know what I mean?
28:27Like, it's a defence mechanism to protect his ego, I think.
28:30He's gone for it, mate.
28:32I'm joking.
28:32I'm joking, I'm joking.
28:35Fair play to him, he needs to.
28:36Let him, yeah.
28:37Yeah, I know, but, like,
28:39I think I need another bomb.
28:43Yeah, for sure.
28:44It's early days, too.
28:45It is, it is.
28:46I mean, I've only talked to you last night for the first time.
28:48Yeah, yeah.
28:48Yeah, I was like, this is, like, our second conversation.
28:50I feel like that kind of, like, was like, what the fuck?
28:52I didn't expect that at all.
28:54What?
28:55I just didn't expect us to click.
28:56I feel like coming in, like,
28:57we just probably just kind of shut each other off
28:59because we're, like, the new bombshells and whatnot
29:00and then I feel like you and I get along.
29:02Yeah, no, we definitely, we definitely do.
29:04It's weird.
29:04Kind of just, like, you know,
29:05when you kind of just get someone.
29:06Yeah, I feel like we're kind of somewhat on the same level,
29:08for sure.
29:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:09It helps.
29:10Same, like, maturity,
29:12same, like, racial maturity,
29:13same bit, like, it's just, like, it's all there.
29:15We're balancing out pretty well, yeah, for sure.
29:18Matteo just got this really calm energy about him.
29:22I think he shares a lot more and more voluntarily
29:25without you kind of having to dig as much
29:27and it's been really nice getting to know him.
29:31Don't worry, our Irish queen,
29:33your fake tan hands are perfect.
29:36As the Islanders play about,
29:38Ross has decided to start the girls' primary school education
29:42from scratch.
29:43Gabby, Gabby and Lacey,
29:45this is a strawberry, okay?
29:48Oh!
29:49Ross!
29:50I got a text!
29:53I got a text!
29:54Oh, no, I'm sick.
29:57Islanders, prepare your peaches and plums.
30:02It's time to find out what the superfans
30:04really think about you.
30:05Oh!
30:08You're off to the Garden of Eden
30:10for today's challenge.
30:11Forbidden Fruit.
30:14Hashtag Original Sin.
30:15Hashtag Rotten or Right.
30:17I'm guessing we're all going to hell.
30:22Superfans, God, what have they been seeing?
30:23I'm a little bit nervous.
30:24I do have a bit of a loud mouth, so...
30:27Ah, sorry!
30:28I wish I had an arse.
30:29Maybe I should put another pair of undies on under the bintches.
30:31Yeah, I'd be patting the back side more than the front, mate.
30:34Yeah.
30:35Now's the time to strike, play, do not blame.
30:38Do you think that this could, like, possibly stir the pot between people a little?
30:42I think so, yeah.
30:44You're literally rocking a sock.
30:50Oh, yeah, baby.
30:52Well, it looks all right, doesn't it?
30:55Does it look fake?
30:56Is there going to be drama?
30:58Is there going to be tears?
30:59Is there going to be laughing?
31:00I actually have no idea.
31:03It's bloody different every single day in here.
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31:30I can't see either staying intact because a diehard group of fans known as the superfans
32:00have been watching a feed from the villa.
32:02And now, the Islanders are about to get their first insight into what the superfans think of them.
32:08It's Forbidden Thrill.
32:10Make it go!
32:11Oh, my God!
32:13Couples will make a sexy entrance to the Garden of Eden.
32:17An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
32:19And one big bottle of my banana is going to keep you up on that, baby girl.
32:24Oh, my God!
32:26Give it to me.
32:29Was it hot and sexy?
32:30I would say it was more messy and gross, but that's part of the fun, isn't it?
32:34They then read a question that was put to the superfans.
32:38What percentage of superfans thinks Tamara and Mick could win Love Island as a couple?
32:44I really don't know what the superfans are going to be thinking, but we're going to run with high.
32:49We think the answer is 70%.
32:52We've known each other for 24 hours, love.
32:59It's boys versus girls, and the Islander closest to the correct percentage wins.
33:06The correct answer is 15%.
33:09I think it was a fair reflection.
33:13We've had a good initial connection, but so new and fresh.
33:16I think Tamara and I would definitely have better chemistry.
33:22Next to fondle some forbidden fruit, it's Sharon and Ross.
33:26Oh, Ross!
33:28Yes, darling?
33:28My papaya's throbbing for you.
33:30Oh, baby!
33:34It was my first time going down to papaya, and I kind of liked it.
33:39Always a good move to see the men.
33:42Pleasure the papaya first.
33:43Ladies first.
33:44Please and thank you.
33:45Ross and I are very excited to spice this challenge up.
33:51We're making it extra wet, baby!
33:53What percentage of superfans think that Sharon and Ross have good sexual chemistry?
33:59Oh!
34:01Oh, that's rough, because we've been talking about it.
34:04Earlier today, we chatted this all out.
34:06I definitely know that this one will be low.
34:08Ross and I have not been on the same page about our intimacy.
34:11We think the answer is 18%.
34:14We think the answer is 30%.
34:18The correct answer is 24%.
34:26Oh, smack bang in the middle.
34:29Pretty good.
34:29Oh, shit.
34:31Yeah.
34:31But I know I feel differently, babe.
34:33So do I.
34:34Moving forward, that 24% is way too low in my mind.
34:37I think more kissing and a bit more PDA.
34:41Let's get that shit up.
34:43Let's get that shit up.
34:44I'm so hungry.
34:49I need some food.
34:51Oh.
34:52Can I offer you some fresh melon?
34:53No!
34:57I was up in there, like, melon, melon.
35:03Oh, my God, my kiss with Jotham is sexy, it's spicy, it's spicy.
35:13What percentage of superfans think Gabby could have her head turned by a new bum?
35:19Ooh.
35:20Ooh.
35:21I am literally with Jotham 24-7 in here.
35:25I think we have probably one of the strongest connections in here.
35:27But I don't know how I'm coming across.
35:30We think the answer is 50%.
35:32Ooh.
35:34We think the answer is 50%.
35:37Oh!
35:39The correct answer is 69%.
35:45Oh, 69%.
35:46Sorry, 70% of them think I'm going to have my head turned.
35:5169.
35:52Yeah.
35:5369%, I'm, like, actually shocked.
35:55Never say never, but I feel like I'm really locked in with Jotham and I don't think another
36:00man could turn my head.
36:04Look, I think that her head will change, um, I'm not going to lie.
36:08If someone gave her enough attention, um, you know, anything could happen.
36:14There's nothing better than a big, juicy peach.
36:17Oh!
36:19You can say that again!
36:20Oh!
36:23Oh!
36:23The kiss of Connor, it was actually so good.
36:31It was hot.
36:32It was sexy.
36:33It was fruity.
36:34It was fun.
36:35We're normally so vanilla.
36:37What percentage of super fans think that Connor is genuinely looking for love?
36:43Oh.
36:45100%.
36:46100%.
36:47100%.
36:47What do you reckon?
36:48I think, I think 90+.
36:50Connor's a lover boy.
36:51This one's high for sure.
36:52We think the number is 92%.
36:56We think the answer is 91%.
36:59Oh!
37:02I'm in here for the right reasons.
37:04This one's going to be high.
37:06The correct answer is...
37:0811%.
37:11What?
37:12What?
37:12What?
37:13It's me!
37:14What's going on?
37:17What are they saying that we're not?
37:20Yeah, what are they saying that we're not, boys?
37:23Look, look.
37:24What do they know?
37:26It was a bit of a, what the fuck?
37:29I'm here for love, but believe what you want to believe.
37:31Oh, she didn't kiss back.
37:36Oh.
37:37I feel so rattled.
37:39If Connor is being disingenuous, one thing I've learnt since coming to Spain is how to
37:44say adios amigos, because I do not tolerate that fucking shit for a second, and I never
37:49will.
37:54Mmm, what a lovely pair.
37:56Thanks, babe.
37:57I grew them myself.
37:58Oh.
37:59Hey.
37:59Hey.
38:05Yum.
38:07Spicy.
38:08Oh.
38:09It's a pretty passionate kiss.
38:11We had a bit of fruit on us, so it was, like, even more kind of saucy.
38:15Yeah.
38:17It was fucking hard to watch.
38:21Lacey, like, wants high standards and shit from me and doesn't want me to kiss anyone,
38:25but can go and kiss who she wants.
38:28Makes me look like a mug.
38:29What percentage of superfans think Matteo is the most genuine islander in the villa?
38:34I'm genuinely in this villa looking for love.
38:40That answer should be, like, a million percent.
38:43Eleven percent?
38:44Fifteen percent?
38:46Yeah.
38:46All us girls think that this is going to be low.
38:48We think the answer is 65 percent.
38:51We think that the number is 11 percent.
38:55Oh.
38:57Fuck yous.
38:58That's crazy.
38:59That's crazy.
39:00It's hard not to be insulted by that.
39:02I literally stopped my life to come on here for love and for that to kind of get shoved in
39:07your face.
39:08I don't know.
39:08It was, like, a kick in the, like, dick.
39:10The correct answer is...
39:12Ninety percent.
39:17Ninety?
39:18Oh, yeah.
39:21Ninety.
39:21Matteo, let's go.
39:23Sorry.
39:24We love you.
39:24Don't be sorry.
39:25You're all right.
39:25He's one of the most genuine people I've ever met, so I understood why he was upset that
39:31the girls put his percentage so low.
39:37Help me, my plums are leaking.
39:41Did someone call a plumber?
39:47Go, girl!
39:48Oh, my God!
39:55You know, I definitely knew Lacey would have been looking at me, but, fuck, look, after
40:00her kissing from the tail, two can play that game.
40:05Oh.
40:06Oh, my God!
40:07Oh, my God!
40:11Oh, my God!
40:13If we're going to go tip for tut, mate, I'll always win that game, so, yeah.
40:17That's ruthless.
40:18That's actually ruthless.
40:20That's ruthless, because he told me he wouldn't touch her again.
40:22Kai, if you're going to kiss your ex, don't promise me that you're not going to kiss your
40:28ex, you know what I mean?
40:30Like, don't make a promise that you can't keep.
40:32What percentage of superfans think Yana and Kai will end up boyfriend and girlfriend again?
40:43This one's so hard.
40:45I am absolutely on the edge of my seat.
40:47Things with Kai and Lacey are going well, but Kai and Yana, they're ex-fers.
40:52In one bedroom, together, sharing a bed.
40:56We think the answer is 85%.
40:59I agree.
41:01We think the answer is 70%.
41:04The correct answer is...
41:0952%.
41:14Ooh!
41:15Split the group.
41:18Split the group.
41:20I think the superfans would like to maybe see a love story come out of this, but, yeah,
41:25I don't know.
41:27When are you guys getting back together?
41:29I mean, Yana and Kai is exciting, definitely.
41:30Like, I like the idea of it.
41:32I think it's cute.
41:33I think it's like a romance movie, really.
41:34Maybe a bit of a tragic one, but nonetheless, still a good story.
41:41He has been telling me that he's all for me.
41:44He doesn't want anyone else, and he wants nothing to do with her.
41:48I just feel like, why can't there just be one time where I don't have to get hurt?
41:58I just don't understand.
41:59Like, all I want is just a normal relationship.
42:04The Forbidden Fruit Challenge has left a sour taste.
42:26Thankfully, work experience Lucy is outside with the cattle prod to make sure the islanders
42:31look happy upon their return.
42:34Yes, five hit.
42:36Yes, five hit.
42:37Five hit.
42:37Let's chat, girls.
42:39Let's chat.
42:40How is everyone?
42:41How are you feeling?
42:42Because that was quite intense.
42:43How do you feel about your answer?
42:44I don't know.
42:45I feel like I can't.
42:46I think you guys know me the best.
42:48That was the biggest curveball of the night.
42:49Yeah.
42:49Yeah.
42:50I don't think I've faked myself once in years.
42:52What percent was that again?
42:53Eleven.
42:53Eleven.
42:53Eleven.
42:54Do you know what I think it is?
42:55I think you're shifting.
42:56The negative.
42:57Is there a thing of coming here with a game plan of just being in love and staying in love?
43:01Yeah.
43:01Because you haven't opened yourself up enough to different people.
43:03Yeah, I haven't given other people chances.
43:05Yeah, but why would you when you've got something strong going on?
43:06That's my point.
43:07It obviously doesn't sound great.
43:09The last thing I'd want Izzy to think is that I'm just sort of in here to play a game.
43:14I'm just pretty desperate to have a chat to her and just see where her head's at.
43:17Are you wigged out?
43:18Yeah.
43:18Are you ready?
43:19Yeah, a little.
43:20Do you doubt it or?
43:21Because I just don't know what's being said behind my back and that rigs me up because
43:24I feel like I've been around so many ingenuine people in my life and I'm like just don't
43:28want to like have that happen to me again because I'm like actually starting to catch
43:34feelings.
43:34Yeah, that one.
43:35Deep down I've been feeling is this too good to be true?
43:39I feel like my guard is coming down and to hear that just makes me feel really uncomfortable
43:43and vulnerable and exposed.
43:45Right, you want to be?
43:46Oh yeah, me.
43:48I think 50-50 is like fair enough for them to think.
43:51Like I have been upset.
43:53You are exes.
43:54It was recent.
43:55Yeah, it is exes.
43:56It was recent.
43:57They're not sure.
43:58So like it's not like they're sure or anything really.
44:00How are you feeling, doll?
44:01Um, I don't know.
44:05I feel like, I feel like this just happens to me.
44:09Sorry.
44:09It's not, I'm not upset at you, babe.
44:11Yeah.
44:12Like, sorry.
44:13No, I knew this was coming.
44:15It's okay, baby.
44:16Take your time.
44:18Oh, I wanted to fuck off from that debrief.
44:22Talk to us.
44:22That was a lie.
44:23Talk to us.
44:23How are you feeling?
44:24Talk.
44:24I think it's like the fact that like every time I'm happy with someone, it just gets taken
44:30away.
44:31Like I'm always the one that like puts on my heart.
44:35Baby.
44:36No, that's okay.
44:36Do you feel like he's like, it's okay.
44:40I just feel like.
44:41I feel like I get more upset at myself because when I do like someone, I do kind of just
44:47really love so easily and like that's why I just get hurt because like I just.
44:53I want to talk about the next big thing was Lacey's reaction.
45:00Yeah.
45:01Yeah.
45:01I feel like Lacey's burning eyes into you as if it's your choice.
45:05Look, like she got into it.
45:06Yeah, they got into it.
45:07Like juicy, all that shit.
45:09Like if she can do.
45:09It's a challenge, mate.
45:10Right.
45:10If she can go in there and just do that, like what do you find?
45:12I'm just going to go, oh yeah, cool.
45:14Like, you know what I mean?
45:14It's a double standard there.
45:16Like she's going and getting into her kiss, but then you're not allowed to.
45:19Yeah, I mean, I can see why Kai's upset.
45:21Like she's painting him a bit as the bad guy.
45:24Again, like what, which is kind of what happened to me in a sense.
45:27You know, I don't know, man.
45:28Like it's a, it's given off quite immature vibes to be honest with you.
45:32I'm just thinking Lacey's going around in circles.
45:34She doesn't know what she wants and going from one triangle to another.
45:37And I don't really want that in a woman at all.
45:39So, yeah.
45:41Honestly, doll, like conserve your energy.
45:43And only give it to the people who deserve it when they deserve it.
45:46Give me a mirror to the actions.
45:48I reckon wait for him to speak to you about it.
45:50Don't go calling him.
45:51I'm not going to spend the day with the girls like, yeah, don't say anything to you.
45:54No, no, no, no.
45:55If he doesn't pull me and reassure me, I don't want that.
46:00Why would I have that?
46:01Wait for him to come reassure you.
46:02Yeah.
46:02Yeah.
46:03Only 11% of the superfans think Conor is genuinely looking for love in the villa.
46:15Don't worry, pal.
46:16Only 11% of viewers think my jokes are funny and I still have a job.
46:20You'll be fine.
46:21I wasn't expecting that.
46:23Like I'm a good judge of character.
46:24Yeah.
46:25But then like obviously everyone else has seen a different thing and it like kind of like stresses me out.
46:32Of course.
46:33Yeah, it's not nice to hear.
46:34Well, why do you think that they rated you 11%?
46:36I try not to read into it because I know what we've got.
46:39Yeah.
46:39I just don't want you to like, I just don't want to be with someone who's like coming on here for exposure and like.
46:43Yeah.
46:44Like playing the game because like I'm not staying with you to play it safe.
46:47I'm staying with you because I genuinely like you.
46:49For me, it's just making me question how genuine he actually is because my biggest fear is that I'm being partnered up with someone who's not actually coming to this villa for love.
46:57If I wanted to be in here and stay in here as long as I could,
47:02I think I'd be keeping my options a bit more open.
47:04Like I didn't even talk to Tamara when she come in.
47:07Do you know what I mean?
47:07Like I haven't, I haven't even showed half the people in here who I am because I'm set on you.
47:12Hmm.
47:13Like I want to get to know you.
47:14Trust is so important in a relationship and I don't expect her to just give it to me, but I think I've earned it pretty well in here.
47:22There's nothing you're not telling me there?
47:23No.
47:24Okay.
47:24Yeah.
47:25Like I said, we just have to trust each other.
47:27Yeah, because it will come out.
47:28Exactly.
47:29And I will find out.
47:29Yes, exactly.
47:30Like I said, baby, keep on keeping on.
47:34When you're a dad, you're going to make the most embarrassing jokes.
47:39I feel like he was very honest with me, so I'm going to trust Connor, but I still will have my wits about me.
47:44I don't fuck around.
47:46Okay.
47:46I'm glad we talked.
47:51It's nice and cold.
47:53Is it?
47:53Let me have another sip.
47:54Let me have another sip.
48:24I feel like he's a copper, mate.
48:28I feel like he's in it a real lot.
48:29So tired.
48:32The fact that he didn't really try to pull me for a chat, I think I'm done.
48:37I'm ready to turn lesbian.
48:39So sign me up.
48:40I'm just very protective of where I put my energy.
48:45Of where I put it.
48:46Or maybe I'm not going to have anyone.
48:48I don't know what the word is for that, but what's the word when you're just into yourself and you're into no one else?
48:53Because that's where I'm at.
48:54Okay, babe.
48:58Girls, I just need to sit on the toilet and fart for a second, okay?
49:00Anything?
49:01Oh, fuck.
49:01We're so happy to have.
49:03No.
49:06I'm just done.
49:08Like, I can't be fucked.
49:09I'm mentally checked out.
49:10With everything.
49:11Babe, he didn't do it.
49:12I think you really need to chat to him first before you chat to him.
49:15No, but he's showing that.
49:16He doesn't care.
49:16He doesn't give a flying fuck.
49:18He's like, that fucking yappy, yappy, yappy, shinnis.
49:19Yeah.
49:20More shit comes out of his mouth than his asshole, that's for sure.
49:23Yeah.
49:23More shit comes out of Kara's mouth than his asshole.
49:30What is he doing?
49:31Dang it.
49:31He's got no balls.
49:34He's a loser.
49:34So he actually has no balls.
49:35It's an actually inverted dick.
49:38What a little shit.
49:41I think his behavior is giving, like, inverted dick behavior.
49:47Like, your dick is actually inverted through your asshole,
49:54and it's pushing the shit right up through your mouth.
49:59That's why he talks so much shit.
50:03You can fuck right off, hey.
50:05More shit comes out of your mouth than your asshole, babe.
50:10What do you mean?
50:11You can't say that.
50:12No, I'm done.
50:13What do you mean?
50:14You sit there and fucking say, like, you're going to be neutral about it
50:18and not do that, and you go and suck his face like nothing,
50:20get him to pretty much suck your tits.
50:21Like, what do you want me to do?
50:22Just go, oh, yeah, cool, and just get mugged off?
50:24Okay.
50:25We both said, like, we wanted to be neutral about it,
50:27and, like, you go and do that.
50:28Like, it's pretty shit.
50:29He just kind of stood there and was like, yeah, we should go for it.
50:32I don't even know what he really said, to be honest,
50:34because his vocabulary is, like, the vocabulary of a two-year-old.
50:38Do you not get where I'm coming from?
50:40Like, I feel like if I just didn't do anything,
50:41then I'll just look like an absolute mug and look like a loser.
50:43You can just leave. Just go.
50:44What?
50:45Just actually just go.
50:47I don't really want...
50:48I actually don't want anything to do with you anymore.
50:51Like, how is that fair?
50:53It's a different situation, babe.
50:56Obviously, what's so, like, I just want...
50:57So you just want to neck on with everyone you want?
50:59Kai, just fuck off.
51:00Just go.
51:01Fucking piss take that.
51:03Fuck me, dude.
51:03You're a fucking piss take.
51:05Hey, how...
51:05What a joke, eh?
51:08What a joke, mate.
51:09Handsome Prince Inverted Dick has come to the pool.
51:39Having just told Princess Ballsack she was a joke
51:42after she told him to F off.
51:45If Disney doesn't bid for the rights to make this film,
51:48they can kiss next year's box office goodbye.
51:56Bye, man.
51:57Okay.
51:58Is she doing this from that?
52:00What, who?
52:01What?
52:02What?
52:04Oh, it's both times.
52:05Yeah, you're a fucker.
52:05Oh, no, I want to get this off.
52:07Here, I don't want to...
52:08She blew up in me going,
52:09I can't believe Yala, you're a girl.
52:11You can't even say that, boy.
52:14And I was like, what's the thing?
52:15I'm not necking any of y'all this whole time.
52:16You can neck on every single boy.
52:18And she's like, it's different.
52:20I'm like, you know, it's a piss take.
52:22And she's like, fuck it, we're done.
52:23I'm like, yeah, righto, bud.
52:26Um, yeah, I just told Kai to fuck off
52:29because I did just want him to fuck right off.
52:33Like, how was that fair?
52:35So much, yeah.
52:35How was that fair, bro?
52:36And that was, like, she just pretty much called me in
52:38and just, like, got embarrassed me
52:39and I was like, well, how was that?
52:41Like, she called you in just to tell you that.
52:43She goes, you're a fucking joke.
52:44And I went in there and just stood in the door
52:45going, like, how was that fair?
52:46Like, yeah.
52:47Oh, God.
52:48Kai, walking down to the port,
52:50he was definitely quite heated.
52:51Like, you think you're going to fucking treat me like that?
52:54Just not really making sense of himself either,
52:56just spitting words out kind of thing.
52:57It's definitely a familiar act,
53:02so I know what was going on there.
53:12Oh, Lace.
53:14I'm going to cut off, babe.
53:15No, I'm OK.
53:16I'm just so done.
53:18Like, I'm so mentally drained, babe.
53:19I think you guys need to have a proper chat, though.
53:21Like, just...
53:21Who's idea was it to bring in Cockhead Kai?
53:27I think you guys need to just have a chat
53:32when you both aren't, like...
53:34Obviously, it's hated right now.
53:35Come and have a normal conversation with me.
53:37Don't walk past smirking at me.
53:41I'm sick and tired of the male's species.
53:47Every single conversation I have with a man,
53:50I somehow lose more brain cells.
53:53And it's almost as if I don't...
53:57Like, I already don't have brain cells,
53:59but I'm just going in the negatives.
54:02I know you guys are hated right now.
54:04Don't settle.
54:05You guys need to have a proper chat
54:07when you both aren't hated.
54:08I'm just so drained, babe.
54:09I have no...
54:10I have nothing left in me to, like...
54:13I know how you feel.
54:13Have another, like...
54:14I know how you feel.
54:15I'm literally becoming a therapist
54:16for my ex-boyfriend and my best friend
54:18to get together.
54:19Like, what's going on here?
54:20Oh, another day in paradise, eh?
54:24Another day in paradise.
54:25Another day in paradise.
54:30Kai!
54:32Hey, mate, did you...
54:33Huh?
54:34Kai!
54:37Do you want to go for a chat?
54:41Hmm.
54:45Where?
54:46Where?
54:48There.
54:50Sure.
54:51The fact that I had to pull you for a chat
54:53is fucking pissing me off.
54:54What do you mean?
54:55I've been trying to talk to you
54:56and you said no, like, three times.
54:57You literally just...
54:58Like, you didn't really try.
54:59Let's be real.
55:00Come on.
55:02Ah!
55:04Look, I feel like it's so dull.
55:05I get where you're coming from,
55:06but I feel like it's such double standards
55:08when we both say, like, let's not...
55:10But you said to me,
55:11you promised you won't do that again,
55:12knowing how much it hurt me the first time.
55:13Yeah, if you show me mutual respect
55:15and you're on the same basis...
55:17But I have, Kai. I have.
55:17I have.
55:21Then you go and suck his face.
55:23It was not to that extent.
55:25Come on, you know that.
55:27How does it lay that elbow?
55:28You know that.
55:30I've never tried to intentionally hurt you,
55:32whereas you've intentionally hurt me.
55:34I'm not intentionally doing anything.
55:36I'm intentionally not hurting myself.
55:37Well, yeah, you did, babe, because you literally said,
55:38oh, well, she kissed old mate,
55:39so I'm going to...
55:40Yeah, let's do it.
55:41Well, look, I'm not going to make a mug out of myself.
55:43But this is what I'm saying.
55:44You're saying that I'm playing games,
55:45but that, to me, is playing games.
55:46Yeah, I'm just playing what you're playing.
55:49That's how I say it.
55:49I'm not playing games, Kai, though.
55:50This is what I'm saying.
55:51Well, then I don't know what you're doing, then.
55:52You tell me one thing there, and then you do the opposite.
55:55You've done it the whole time.
55:58So, do you get where I'm coming from?
55:59I have not done it the whole time.
56:00I never wanted to do that.
56:02Well, then don't do it.
56:03This is what I'm saying.
56:04You don't have to do it just to get back at me.
56:06That's what I'm saying.
56:07It's like childish behaviour.
56:13The whole time you've been playing games with me.
56:15Are you fucking kidding me?
56:17It's been tit for tat the whole fucking time.
56:19It hasn't, Kai.
56:20It has.
56:20It has not been tit for tat.
56:21It has the whole fucking time.
56:22No, it hasn't.
56:24It's just him being a gaslighting motherfucker.
56:27Like, it just makes no sense to me at all.
56:29And, like, it just doesn't.
56:31It just...
56:32Oh.
56:32Honestly, I would not have cared if it was anyone else.
56:37It's just the fact that you have said you want nothing to do with her.
56:39And I am, yeah.
56:39And, like, look at the situation.
56:40And every single time you've been put in a position to prove that to me,
56:43you've, like...
56:44Yeah, and you're not proving it to me either.
56:46But the banana snap is sort of...
56:47Oh, you're actually a joke.
56:48Oh, man.
56:49You're actually a joke.
56:50I don't have fun with you, you boys.
56:52I'm cutting with you.
56:53Because I'm done with this shit.
56:54Like, I don't know what you want me to do.
56:56Treat me like a mug.
56:57As much as I sound like a complete fucking idiot...
57:04I was really, really starting to like him.
57:10Sure, it looks like there's a lot of turmoil in the villa,
57:31but I can assure you next time there is plenty of romance.
57:35Oh, and a massive fire pit with a dumping no-one will see you coming.
57:40Next time...
57:42There's high romance on horseback.
57:46Wait, mine's gone to the toilet.
57:48Oh, yeah.
57:50You let it go, baby.
57:52And in the hideaway...
57:55Can't believe we're having alone time.
57:56I have been thinking about alone time with Jotham so much.
58:00Like, ooh, he's so sexy.
58:03Then...
58:03I wish I was here for a chit-chat.
58:06But unfortunately, this isn't a social visit.
58:09A Sophie-sized surprise!
58:12Will all the boys please stand up?
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