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00:00this is so nice quiet dinner just the two of us mm-hmm things have been so non-stop these past
00:24few months I really appreciate you being my plus one especially with Nicholas being gone yeah how's
00:30that going by the way no you know I'm surviving I feel like I hear his laugh every time I see a
00:37botched butt job but it's just the wind made any decisions oh yes we will have the steamed
00:46abalone with the unctuous liver sauce the tomato tartar and the smoked salmon pizza to start
00:53wonderful oh and do you want to add anything no it's fine yeah um trivia corner do you know
01:05that it's actually our six-month anniversary tomorrow oh my god I love when trivia
01:11corners about us and not about different types of corn so wow we should celebrate get away somewhere
01:19exactly what I was thinking yeah you know how I've been you know the plus one at so many of your
01:27events so what about maybe this time you're the plus one at one of mine I would love that
01:33what's the event okay how does it sound to do a fun exciting romantic weekend in San
01:41Turrini uh no San Trope no San Drabolix private estate in nope San Benito California never heard of
01:52that well that's because there's nothing there but there's at least a restaurant or no but it's
02:00absolutely gorgeous and it's also the hunting ground for the red hooded Shrike oh my god I thought
02:08they caught him is he killing again no no it's it's not a person no it's a it's a bird and one of
02:14the rarest in California so my birding group is gonna go up there for a few days to try and catch a
02:21glimpse oh but I wouldn't want to intrude no you wouldn't be intruding at all I I want you there okay
02:27then let's go find this red hooded Shrike yes and once we find him what do we do we're gonna write
02:34it down in our journal yes but after that what do we do that's it that's all we do we just log the
02:40date and the time I mean I know it sounds a little boring but are you kidding that sounds amazing yes
02:47you know I got that
02:53pull up in the new whip cost me two trips I put that roof Chris all in the two lips take vacations on
03:03jet it's too slick don't bring the bags I'll buy you some new fits the money the fame and the life
03:08it's right everything I dreamed of and the price is right every day I see a dove go inside the light
03:13that's the diamond shining on the wrist tonight you see but it ain't so lovely
03:19I got two things in life trouble and money
03:23you see but it ain't so lovely
03:27I got two things in life trouble and money
03:32I got everything you want you know I got that I got everything you need you know I got that I got
03:38everything you want oh dear lord no no oh what are you doing here what am I doing here this is my
03:58office why are you here this is where we like to make out your office has the strongest AC vents yeah
04:04yeah yeah it gets really hot once we get gone oh no no oh no to all of this please how long has this been
04:11going on well about a month you know we just didn't want to tell you because we knew you'd be threatened
04:17by your sister and your work husband hooking up oh you are not my work husband there she goes again
04:22nag nag nag guys this is a place of business you can't have a chaotic fling this is not a fling
04:28sophia howard is my boyfriend i am yes of course you are baby baby it's just that we hadn't had that
04:37woo-woo talk yet what's up with us well i think it's too woo-woo that's what's up with us sophia you
04:45might want to get out of here it's about to pop off i'm not going anywhere this is my place of all
04:51nipple uh hey i want to talk to you about something for a second before you ask yes destiny
05:02and i are using protection i'm on the pill i okay listen i don't think this destiny thing is going
05:10to work why you don't think i'm good enough for her because i agree i am panicking no you're great
05:15you're one of the sweetest guys i know and that's why i don't want my sister to break your heart
05:19come on she won't break my heart
05:21destiny can't help herself she gets bored then she'll bail no this is different
05:28destiny and i really care about each other she even broke up with her last boyfriend right after
05:33we met exactly that is chaotic let us prove it to you molly's out of town so why don't you come
05:40over for brunch oh no i hate brunch all those egg dishes and then a burger option like pick a side
05:47and sophia i have been a very faithful work husband to you remember your vows
05:52fine can i bring anything just an open mind and one of those giant cheese wheels
06:01wow
06:15it's beautiful right oh my god i could just bottle the air up here
06:23ah one small thing there is a fungus in the dust that induces valley fever yeah so just short
06:30shallow breaths oh yeah uh are you cool with this hotel i know it's not glamorous oh my god are you
06:40kidding i love it it's so rustic can i tell you a little secret i think we should get some bottled
06:48beer later i'm so naughty well i did bring some champagne and i splurged for a room with a balcony
06:56so we'll have a beautiful view of the stars oh arthur you didn't have to pay yeah well it's not about
07:02having to pay i wanted to pay why
07:06because you always pay you know and just i don't know sometimes it just doesn't feel right
07:11there they are paula kai what's up jake pat and may you guys look amazing i swear
07:22who's the noob oh hi i'm molly i'm arthur's girlfriend oh yeah molly this is paula paula is
07:31actually the president of scab the southern california alliance of birders she is a legend
07:37she's got a bird life list of 692 oh wow is that a lot
07:44i don't know i just i feel like i see so many birds a day like at least 70 or maybe i'm just
08:00hearing them or maybe probably less than that maybe it's like mostly cartoons birds
08:07i didn't know there were going to be girlfriends here i'm just surprised i missed the memo
08:14mine's home with the kids we raise baby goats okay great yeah
08:21um i just want to say that i know that i'm very new to this
08:26and i will not get in the way of any of the bird watching that's good
08:31because we need to be on our shit to have even an ass hair's chance of seeing that bird today
08:37okay let's take flight y'all
08:40i hope you're hungry oh wow howard this this is really nice isn't it
08:52oh i thought i asked for the big one you know what it's the thought that counts
08:59where's destiny uh she'll be right back she just stepped out to get some flowers for the tablescape but
09:09she'll be back any minute now uh-huh let me guess you did all this work yourself and she had one
09:15small task that isn't done and you haven't heard from her in hours
09:18won't you make yourself at home i must make the rounds
09:24you're the only one here
09:27come and get it paula wajerski's famous nutbags
09:47just a heads up i got kicked out of my co-op so there's no pistachios
09:51paula makes the best snacks guys remember when she put goji berries in there
09:56wild so good i actually brought a little something for everyone too
10:00i had them custom made by my in-house crystallographer
10:04oh molly this is too much
10:07i just wanted to say a little thank you for letting me hang
10:11these are so cool
10:13yeah these are so cool
10:15i mean really what's cooler than blinding a bird
10:19what what'd you think would happen when the sun hits those slutty crystals
10:23they shine right in the bird's eyes and then the bird can't see
10:27so guess what happens
10:29tree collision
10:30legs up
10:31dead
10:32i'm so sorry i was just trying to be helpful
10:36oh you were trying to be helpful
10:37well don't tell me
10:39tell the relatives of that bird
10:41i'm sorry about paula she can be a little territorial
10:50much like a bird ironically
10:52you think that's why she got kicked out of the co-op
10:56yeah because i missed one shift
10:58to go to a bonnie wright concert and i would do it again in a heartbeat
11:01yeah birders have excellent hearing
11:05so um
11:16sophia i've always wanted to know
11:19what are your religious beliefs
11:21i'm sorry she's not coming
11:22i'm going to leave
11:23no no please please please just 20 more minutes
11:25i'll microwave the salmon
11:26howard this is my weekend
11:28i could be home right now relaxing on the couch doing a ton of work so
11:32yes destiny's in the hospital
11:34what
11:34yeah she broke her wrist and she's in the er
11:37that's why she's not here
11:38look i hate to say i told you so
11:41so i'm gonna sing it
11:43i told you so
11:46look destiny
11:49okay so what you're describing
11:56is classic mean girl behavior from scarlet
11:59and here's the reason why it's happening
12:00you're playing annie
12:02in the school play
12:03and she's just jealous
12:05because she's orphan number two
12:06uh you're so right
12:08yeah i see it now
12:09now i have a question for you
12:10is it pronounced chapel roan
12:12or chapelle rohan
12:13shh everyone shut up
12:15how far is the point
12:18that's it
12:29that's the call of the red hooded trike
12:31okay everyone needs to be perfectly quiet not one sound
12:35we don't want to scare it away
12:36okay
12:37okay
12:37oh my god did you not hear me
12:45i just asked everyone to be quiet
12:47i'm sorry it was the chair
12:48i'm so sorry i won't move again
12:50i promise
12:50i promise
12:51oh my god it's like a jackhammer
12:59it was not
13:00that was the tiniest squeak ever
13:02and now you're yelling
13:03why are you yelling
13:04because you're saying that i'm making sounds and i'm not
13:06you're literally making sounds out of your wet little mouth non-stop
13:09oh my mouth is not wet
13:11it is perfectly dry
13:13from your shitty ass nut bag
13:15why don't you just come here and say that again
13:17oh i'd love to honey
13:19come here
13:20i got a little piece of news for you
13:22i live next door to mel gibson
13:24i've seen some shit
13:26well i volunteer at a ranch
13:29where we rehabilitate circus apes
13:31i will crush your windpipe
13:33yeah
13:33i will bite your cheeks off
13:35ew
13:36i will alarm them
13:38i will eat you
13:39stop it please
13:40nobody is gonna bite anybody's cheeks off
13:43okay
13:44what's that look
13:45where
13:45come here
13:46what
13:46oh
13:47okay okay that's enough
13:48i will take you
13:49set it up
13:50set it up
13:50mother fucker
13:51i'm gonna kick your new caps off
13:53okay
13:53ew
13:54i will
13:55stop it
13:55stop
13:57paula please
13:59just listen to me
14:01molly promises
14:02that she'll be quiet from here on out
14:05seriously
14:07the red hood is right
14:08it's gone
14:09we missed it
14:10no confirmed sighting
14:11god damn it
14:17and so i was crossing the street at the farmer's market picking up some winter peonies for the tablescape
14:23when one of those e-bikes just barrels into me
14:26that must have been so scary
14:27it really was
14:29but luckily it was a bunch of white people there at the farmer's market to help me up
14:32i'm just glad you are okay
14:33are you fifi
14:35she thought you flaked on bro
14:37not my sister judging me
14:40oh no
14:41it was actually more of a data-driven prediction
14:43you should have seen her face when she realized she was wrong
14:46it was all like
14:47she loved making that face
14:50i'm so free
14:52i use word like data driven and prediction
14:55okay you can say it
15:22you know
15:22say what
15:24this was a bad idea
15:27that i should have never taken you birding
15:29no it's fine arthur
15:31the guy's very nice
15:32she taught me what boots means
15:35i mean we can't expect all of our interests to overlap
15:38right because then
15:40we'd be the same person
15:41we'd be clones
15:43you can't have a real relationship with your clone
15:46i mean the sex would be terrible
15:48right
15:48or yeah maybe
15:50actually maybe
15:51it would be the best thing ever
15:53you know because you really know what you wanted
15:55but then again
15:57you would never be surprised
15:58so i don't know
15:59maybe it's a toss-up
16:00why don't we stop talking about having sex with adults
16:02we're supposed to be being quiet
16:04okay
16:05babe my wrist hurts so bad
16:15do you think the cafeteria has mango bulba
16:17probably
16:18but if they don't
16:19i will find it
16:21i don't deserve you
16:23no anything for my injured little lamb
16:27you need to help a bitch
16:34what what's wrong
16:36okay so there's a guy in the lobby
16:38who still thinks he's my boyfriend
16:39and that's because
16:40technically he is
16:42wait boyfriend
16:43i thought you broke up with your boyfriend to be with howard
16:46i did i ghosted him
16:48and he didn't get it
16:49so he flew all the way out here because he's worried about me
16:51so naturally we had to go talk at dave and buster's
16:54and i broke my wrist whooping his ass and whack-a-mole
16:57so that's where you were instead of brunch
16:58sophia
16:59ty came all the way out here to see me
17:01what else was i supposed to do
17:02hey where's the cafeteria
17:08that way
17:08thank you
17:09destiny you can't do this to howard
17:12he really likes you
17:13okay and i really like him too
17:15so here's what we're gonna do
17:18i'm gonna sit here look pretty
17:19wait for my mango bulba
17:20you're gonna go out there and break up a tie for me
17:22no
17:22thank you so much
17:23absolutely not
17:24fifi please
17:25listen i tried but he didn't get it
17:27you're much better at hurting people's feelings than i am
17:30come on fifi please help me
17:33howard is gonna be back here in any minute
17:35love you
17:41okay everyone look
17:51i know it was a tough day
17:53okay but let's not get too down
17:56we heard birds song
17:57so there's a high likelihood that we see a red hooded trike tomorrow
18:01it's almost like we had a bad luck charm with us
18:03yeah because they probably smelled your breath
18:07it's called birder's breath
18:09and it attracts birds because it smells like worms
18:12she'd think she knows everything about it
18:18i'm sorry about today
18:24no i'm sorry
18:25no it's on me
18:27i mean hurting you know like most extreme sports gets intense
18:33and you have been nothing but an absolute trooper
18:37and i love you
18:39thanks
18:40i love you too
18:43look why don't we just let's go up to our room
18:46we go out into the balcony
18:48and we pop a bottle of champagne
18:50what in the hell is that
18:58it's our room for the night
19:01what
19:01i bought it from will smith today
19:04surprise
19:05it's so big it's illegal in europe
19:07i'm gonna turn on the hot tub
19:08i'm gonna turn on the hot tub
19:12it's so big it's illegal in europe
19:26i'm gonna turn on the hot tub
19:32i'm gonna turn on the hot tub
19:33oh look at this
19:39i'm so glad they could get this here on such short notice
19:41it's gorgeous
19:43look at this leather seats
19:45there's a screening room
19:48and the roof doubles as either a pickleball court or a casino
19:51oh hello
19:53oh snap
19:54what's up i'm dj liam i come with the trailer
19:56very cool
19:57would you guys like me to lay you down some beats
19:59ah certainly
20:01arthur are there any beats that you'd like lay down some boots ones maybe
20:06no i'm not staying in this ridiculous trailer tonight
20:09ah liam
20:11could you give us a moment
20:12i was legally traded to you and i have to obey your wishes so
20:15just kind of let me know what you need from me
20:17i'll be upstairs
20:19doing my art
20:21what are you doing
20:25why did you get this
20:26well you said it earlier we've had a long day and i've been a good sport i just wanted
20:33to treat us to something nice tonight
20:35i had a plan i got us a room with a balcony
20:38which is so sweet but we can do that all here with the added bonus of kombucha on tap
20:46oh wow wow wow yeah i worry about you sometimes
20:51what's that mean
20:54your desire to just buy yourself out of every tough situation is just not good molly
21:02what's wrong with trying to make things a little bit nicer
21:06and besides who wants to stay in a
21:09tiny sad dj-less hotel room
21:12because it's my hotel room
21:14that i bought and paid for
21:16that's it
21:17that's the real issue isn't it
21:19it's not about the hotel room
21:21you're upset because your girlfriend has more money than you
21:25and you can't stand it
21:27no this is not my problem
21:30this is your problem you can't spend one night in a normal place with normal people
21:35normal people
21:37paula is not normal people
21:39she took scat samples of all of the animals here
21:44home in her backpack
21:46look i
21:49i am who i am okay
21:53i can't go backwards
21:55backwards
21:57no i mean
22:00is
22:00is being with me going backwards
22:02no i
22:03no of course not
22:05i'm not
22:06i'm not saying you are going back
22:08that's not what i meant
22:09it is what you meant
22:10you meant it as bad
22:11look arthur that's not what i mean
22:13what i'm trying to say
22:14give me the remote please
22:15so we can close this thing up
22:16it's embarrassing
22:17we can't do that while we're in it
22:18it will crush us to death
22:19are you crazy
22:20give me the remote please
22:21stop you're being childish
22:22you're being childish
22:23excuse me
22:24give it to me
22:24no
22:24give it to me
22:25oh my god arthur stop
22:26give it
22:27give it
22:27give it
22:28arthur
22:28shh shh shh
22:29what
22:30is it
22:33yeah yeah yeah
22:34is it
22:35is it
22:41oh what a beautiful bird
22:49it's so cute
22:53pretty good first birding entry
23:06huh
23:07incredible
23:10you know sharing something like this with you here kind of puts things in perspective
23:32it does doesn't it
23:34i just want to say that i'm i'm so sorry
23:40hello darkness my old friend i've come to talk with you again because a vision softly creeping left
23:55My old friend
23:56I've come to talk with you again
24:01Because a vision softly creeping
24:06Left its seeds while I was sleeping
24:11And the vision that was planted in my brain
24:18Still remains within the sound
24:24Of silence
24:26In restless dreams I walked alone
24:31Narrow streets of cobblestone
24:35Neath the halo of a street lamp
24:41I turned my collar to the cold and damp
24:45When my eyes were stabbed
24:49By the flash of a neon light
24:52That split the night
24:55And touched the sound
24:58Of silence
25:00Lamb, you need to go even sadder
25:04That I saw
25:06Man, I can understand
25:20How it might be
25:25Kind of hard
25:28For you to love a girl like me
25:32I don't blame you much
25:37For wanting to be free
25:40It's my own fault
25:45What happens to my heart
25:50I've always known you'd go and do
25:57Do what you gotta do
26:04Do what you gotta do
26:05My wild sweet love
26:11My wild sweet love
26:16My wild sweet love
26:19I love you
26:19The moon
26:22I'm asking you
26:25I'm waiting for you
26:26To be free
26:27To be free
26:28To be free
26:28Go to evangelist
26:29Go to evangelist
26:30To be free
26:31To be free
26:31To be free
26:32To be free
26:32To be free
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