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This Hour Has 22 Minutes - Season 33 Episode 7 -
A Somehow More Controversial Golden Bachelor
A Somehow More Controversial Golden Bachelor
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01:45Oh my god, at least lie
01:48The main message of this budget
01:51Daddy's home and playtime's over
01:53They're cutting jobs and even scrapping Trudeau's program
01:56To plant 2 billion trees
01:58Hope you're happy, Prime Minister
01:59You just lost the white guy with dread's vote
02:02The budget also scraps a program
02:06For cabinet ministers to give maple syrup
02:08And soapstone souvenirs
02:10To visiting foreign dignitaries
02:12Oh no, now what will the dignitaries
02:14Throw out at the airport
02:15But there's one budget bright spot
02:18Nobody saw coming
02:19Of the many headlines to come out
02:21Of the federal budget today
02:22One that you may have missed
02:24Has to do with Canada and Eurovision
02:27They've set aside money to help Canada
02:29Participate in the Eurovision Song Contest
02:32So move over ABBA
02:34Make way for ABBA
02:36So good news for Canadians who can sing
02:41But for the rest of us
02:43This budget sounds a little flat
02:45Carney, your budget's down here
02:47We need you up here
02:49We need you up here
02:50This is your number
02:51Carney, here
02:52The finance minister just debuted
02:55The first budget of his career
02:57And the first budget of the Carney government
02:59Francois-Philippe Champagne joins me now
03:02For a segment I'd like to call
03:03A Beer with Champagne
03:05Minister, thanks for being here
03:07I love that
03:08We start with savings
03:09We go from champagne to beer
03:10That's the way it should be
03:11So this is a champagne budget
03:13But in this economy
03:14Maybe it's more of a sparkling wine budget
03:16Or a boxed wine
03:17Or even a Labatt Blue budget
03:19406 pages
03:20So is this all chat GPT, chat MP?
03:23Listen, I wish
03:25But it was much more
03:25If you came in my office
03:27Believe it or not
03:28The decision binders are taller than me
03:30Traditionally, the finance minister
03:32Will get a new pair of shoes
03:34Just before the budget
03:35You made yours
03:37You know it's a tough budget
03:39With the finance minister
03:39Out there cobbling his own shoes
03:41It's this thing that you made
03:43Dr. Frankenstein
03:45Might cause an election
03:47That would be terrible
03:48Have you met anyone
03:49In the street who wants an election?
03:51Nobody!
03:51I'll put my shoes
03:52We go
03:52No, no
03:53Are you game?
03:54There are great things in here
03:55For a lot of families
03:56Like you're keeping
03:57The Canada Strong Pass, right?
03:59Yeah, this is great
04:00Which gives you families
04:01Cheaper access to trains
04:03To parks
04:04And to museums
04:05Which is good
04:06Because it's taking so long
04:07To build the houses
04:07People are going to have to sleep there
04:08But that's a good one
04:10I didn't think
04:11Maybe we should rewrite the budget
04:13Let me see if we can
04:14Yeah, yeah
04:14Do you have a pen?
04:16Your mentor was the great
04:17Jean Chrétien
04:18Yes
04:18You're also representing
04:19The wonderful
04:20From Shawinigan
04:20Shawinigan, right?
04:21Was he an inspiration
04:22For this budget
04:24Because you really
04:25Kind of got the country
04:26By the throat there
04:27Well, listen
04:28I know a bit about
04:29The Shawinigan and Shake
04:30So you behave
04:31But I would tell you
04:33No, but it's called savings
04:35I really need to correct you
04:36Not cause
04:37It's savings
04:38Savings
04:38It's saving
04:39It's efficiency
04:40Is artificial
04:41You know AI
04:43AI, oh yeah
04:44Yeah
04:44I know
04:44A lot of people
04:45Would know EI after this
04:46But
04:48AI
04:48Yeah
04:49Coming up with a budget
04:50When Mr. Trump
04:51Is in the White House
04:52Kind of like putting
04:53Wallpaper up
04:54While your house is on fire
04:55Have you met
04:56Mr. Trump yet?
04:57I did
04:57He must have loved you
04:58I can't
04:59Have you met him?
05:00Francois Champagne
05:01Frankie Bubbles
05:02I call him
05:03Melania loves the booze
05:04His family makes
05:05Quite frankly
05:06We drink a lot at Mar-a-Lago
05:07The Qataris
05:08Spent 440 million
05:10To give him an airplane
05:11Now he likes it
05:12South Koreans
05:12Gave him a golden crown
05:14Now he likes it
05:1578.3 billion dollar deficit
05:18Tack on another billion
05:19Put it in an envelope
05:20Leave it on the Oval Office table
05:22That's gonna be
05:23Transformative
05:24Want to make some money?
05:26Well listen
05:26Sell copies of these
05:28Right?
05:29They're twice as long
05:30As the Stephen King novel
05:31And three times as scary
05:32You'll make a million bucks
05:34That's a good one actually
05:36This is on me
05:37But
05:38To pay for this bill
05:39I'd like to borrow from you
05:41To get the money
05:42And I'll get my kids
05:42To pay it back
05:4320 years from now
05:44I think after
05:46So many years
05:47We need to send
05:48A strong message to people
05:50We're changing the course
05:51You know
05:51You come from Newfoundland
05:52It's like on a boat
05:53Now we have a clear destination
05:54As a nation
05:55And I hope this serves that
05:57And if
05:58If we can inspire
05:59Also the young generation
06:00I think we have been
06:02Doing something great
06:03For the country
06:03We'll be okay
06:05All right listen
06:05Cheers
06:07Cheers
06:07Cheers my friend
06:08On me
06:09All right
06:09All right
06:10I can't afford that
06:15We're supposed to be saving
06:17Let's go again
06:19It's on Frankie
06:20Researchers have found
06:24Microplastics in the tails
06:26Of some Nova Scotian lobsters
06:27Restaurants will now be serving
06:29A new delicacy
06:30Surf and AstroTurf
06:31Elon Musk is set to become
06:35The world's first trillionaire
06:37And honestly
06:38It couldn't have happened
06:39To a Nazi-er guy
06:40The liberal budget
06:43Has been tabled
06:44And the question now is
06:45Will it get enough votes
06:46To survive
06:47Or will it be voted
06:48Off the hill
06:49The odds got a little better
06:51After conservative MP
06:52Chris Dantremont
06:53Crossed the floor this week
06:54He suggested he was tired
06:56Of Pierre
06:56And he might not be alone
06:57I would suggest
06:58That there probably
06:59Are those that
07:00Are in the same boat
07:01But I will let them
07:02Tell their stories
07:03Show us on the doll
07:04Where the conservatives
07:05Yelled at you
07:06Dantremont also claimed
07:09The conservative party
07:10Felt more like a frat house
07:11Than a serious political party
07:13Which explains why
07:14Pierre's been streaking
07:15A second Tory resigned
07:18This week after party leadership
07:20Allegedly threatened him
07:21Into not crossing the floor
07:22The threat
07:23Having to get
07:24Melissa Lantzman's haircut
07:26Needless to say
07:28The vibes in the Pierre lair
07:29Were a little toxic
07:30I think it's shameful
07:31What he did
07:32A floor crosser
07:33Is disingenuous
07:34Disloyal
07:35Selfish
07:36And opportunistic
07:38It's like a divorce
07:38Right
07:39Divorces are always sad
07:40Sad
07:42I don't know
07:43I haven't seen a divorcee
07:44This relief
07:45Since Nicole Kidman
07:46Left Tom
07:47Tonight
07:50On an all new
07:51Golden Bachelor Canada
07:52Meet Mark Carney
07:54He's a retired banker
07:55Who has just returned home
07:57From living in London
07:58And he wants to meet
08:00New people
08:00I'm the Prime Minister
08:03I've got plenty of riz
08:04And I'm looking for someone
08:05To expand the size
08:06Of my caucus
08:07Is this it?
08:13Oh, okay
08:14So
08:14Tell me about yourself
08:15Hi
08:16My name is
08:18Chris D'Entremont
08:19I'm from Nova Scotia
08:20I'm just out of a
08:22Very controlling
08:23And toxic relationship
08:24And
08:24I'm a conservative
08:26Oh
08:27Okay
08:28But I am
08:29By election curious
08:31Parley more
08:35I heard there might be
08:36A Christmas election
08:37I thought
08:37Chris
08:38Let's put the Chris
08:39In Christmas
08:40It's time you were the present
08:41I'm having a glow up
08:43I wanted to be speaker
08:44But
08:44Pierre didn't support my dreams
08:47Pierre doesn't understand you
08:50I think you'd make
08:51An excellent speaker
08:52You'd make me speaker
08:54If I cross?
08:55Oh, God, no
08:56But
08:57I'd really listen to
08:57How much you want to be one
08:59You're the only one for me
09:00Really?
09:02And by that
09:02I mean you're literally
09:03The only person
09:04Who showed up
09:05I put out a lot of feelers
09:06And no one else wanted to feel me back
09:08So
09:09If I may
09:10If I may
09:11Let me be clear
09:12I really need three MPs for majority
09:14But
09:14I'll settle for you
09:16That's a commitment
09:17I'm ready to make
09:18I will settle for you
09:20You're going to make me cry
09:22And not for being yelled at for once
09:24I know it's a tough decision
09:26I know you owe a lot
09:27To conservative donors
09:28And I know you must be conflicted
09:29Over all the promises
09:30That you made
09:31To your constituents
09:32Oh, God, no
09:33That doesn't bother me
09:34Okay, then
09:36What's your name again?
09:39Chris
09:40Right, right
09:41Chad
09:42Chris
09:43Sorry, sorry
09:43Chad, will you cross the floor for me?
09:46Just call me Mr. Speaker
09:48I will not
09:49Okay
09:49Okay
09:50So do I just
09:52Just stand over here
09:53Thank you very much
09:54Are you going to come with me?
09:54Don't speak to me
09:56That's the Golden Bachelor Canada
10:00Love is just attention away
10:02Dictionary
10:13Dictionary.com has announced
10:14Its word of the year is 6-7
10:16And Collins Dictionary
10:18Has announced
10:18Its word of the year
10:19Is vibe coding
10:20One's a number
10:22And one is two words
10:23Other than that
10:24The English language
10:25Is doing great
10:26A U.S. man
10:29Who threw a sandwich
10:30At a federal agent
10:31Has been cleared of all charges
10:32And to celebrate
10:33He's coming back with soup
10:35This week
10:37StatsCan announced
10:38Canada added 67,000 new jobs
10:41Last month
10:41And the liberals
10:42Got a little too excited
10:43The news today
10:45Was that we created
10:4667,000 jobs
10:48Will the minister of cringe
10:54Please sit down
10:56But at least
10:58This was an important lesson
10:59For children
10:59The government
11:00Will ruin everything you love
11:03What can I do for you today?
11:08I just want to get this
11:09Shipped to Regina
11:10Nine bucks
11:11You didn't even weigh it
11:12A hundred bucks
11:13What?
11:13You can't do that
11:14Yeah, I can
11:15The new budget says
11:16Canada Post can set
11:16Its own rates
11:17So
11:17Two bucks
11:19Down from a hundred?
11:20Why?
11:20Vibes shifted
11:21Yes
11:21What's in it?
11:23That's personal
11:23Forty
11:24Fine, it's a sweatshirt
11:26Show me
11:26I'm not showing you
11:28Fifty
11:28Ew!
11:35Three hundred
11:36It's a joke
11:37From my buddy
11:37From university
11:38Oh, male friendship
11:39Is actually so cute
11:40Forty again
11:41Whatever
11:42Can I just tap
11:43With my card?
11:44Ooh, sorry lover boy
11:46We're actually
11:46Gonna make it a hundred
11:47How?
11:48Search pricing
11:49But I came in
11:51Before the line formed
11:52You know what?
11:54I like the tenacity
11:55Twelve cents
11:56Yes
11:56Cash only
11:57I don't have twelve cents
11:58In cash
11:58They don't even
11:58Make pennies anymore
11:59I have a dime
12:01Oh, thanks
12:02Will ten cents
12:04Take care of it?
12:04Do I look like
12:05The kind of woman
12:05Who rounds down?
12:07Thirty
12:07Oh, come on
12:08Five shifts
12:09A thousand dollars
12:10No!
12:11Yeah, that thirty bucks
12:12Is looking real good
12:13About now, huh?
12:13Okay, fine
12:14Thirty's great
12:15Can I just
12:16Tap with my card?
12:17Yeah, go ahead
12:18And you know what?
12:18No taxes, lover
12:20I really put you through it
12:21Next!
12:23Hi
12:23This needs to go to
12:25Lethbridge ASAP
12:26How much?
12:27Four
12:27Four what?
12:28That's TBD, my guy
12:29Canada Post is about
12:31To suck way more
12:32Than before
12:32Brought to you
12:33By FedEx
12:34According to a new report
12:39Donald Trump
12:40Wants the Washington
12:41Commanders to name
12:42Their new stadium
12:43After him
12:44Yay!
12:45Who wants to go
12:45To a game
12:46At piece of
12:46Park?
12:48Hello
12:55This is the gold house
12:56Oh, sorry folks
12:58I was looking for
12:59The white house
13:00We tore it down
13:01But we're going to
13:02Rebuild it
13:02All gold
13:03Forty-seven stories
13:05Because I'm
13:05Number forty-seven
13:07Also forty-five
13:09But there's no forty-sixth floor
13:10Because
13:11Biden
13:11Who's calling?
13:12This is Premier Doug Ford
13:14Of Ontario
13:15Speak English
13:16Uh, Canada
13:18Canada
13:19The Russia of the world
13:20You're the man
13:21Who made the fake news
13:22Commercial with Ronald Reagan
13:24You're the Canadian
13:25Vice President
13:26And you're nasty
13:27Well that's why I'm calling
13:28I've been told
13:30Asked
13:31To apologize
13:32But I refuse
13:33You could put me
13:34On a stretching rack
13:35And I won't apologize
13:36So why are you calling?
13:39To say I'm sorry
13:40I refuse to apologize
13:41Can we have free trade back please?
13:44No, you made Ronald Reagan
13:46Come back from the dead
13:47Like Michael Jackson
13:49In Thriller
13:49Or Jesus
13:50In Bible
13:51Or Biden
13:52In White House
13:53Everybody's mad at me
13:55I'm not a bad guy
13:57I'm just a pudgy
13:58Nepo baby
13:59With bad hair
13:59Who got a job
14:00Running his rich daddy's business
14:02And relies on populism
14:03To get votes
14:04Wait
14:04You just described me
14:06We're the same guy
14:08You and me
14:08No
14:09I am nothing like you
14:11You wear a red hat
14:12That says
14:12Make America great again
14:14And I wear a blue hat
14:15That says
14:16Canada is not for sale
14:18And they're both
14:18Made in China
14:19It's the same thing
14:21No it's not
14:22I blame you
14:24For everything
14:25And I blame you
14:26For everything
14:27We're two sides
14:28Of the same coin
14:29It's a Canadian standoff
14:31I can't bow down
14:32To Canada
14:32And you can't
14:34Back down from your head
14:35So you keep
14:36Screwing up Canada
14:37And I'll keep
14:38Screwing up
14:38The United States
14:40And we can blame
14:41Each other
14:41While not ever having
14:42To actually do
14:43Anything
14:44I don't need you
14:45I'm already doing
14:47Nothing
14:47All by myself
14:49You complete
14:52Me
14:53Some casinos
15:03On the Las Vegas Strip
15:04Are selling bottled water
15:05Priced at $9
15:06So keep that in mind
15:07Next time you're gambling
15:08At
15:09The Loblaws
15:10King Charles
15:12Has officially stripped
15:13Prince Andrew
15:14Of the title Prince
15:15Now he'll just have to go
15:17By his old name
15:18Epstein Jet Passenger
15:195C Andrew
15:20Last week
15:23Alberta Premier
15:24Daniel Smith
15:24Used the
15:25Notwithstanding clause
15:26To force 51,000
15:28Striking teachers
15:28Back to work
15:29On top of that
15:31They'll each have to write
15:32I will not exercise
15:33My freedoms
15:34On a chalkboard
15:35100 times
15:36The teachers
15:37Wanted smaller class sizes
15:39And at first
15:39It seemed like
15:40The Premier
15:40Was open to compromise
15:42The leadership
15:43Needs to understand
15:44That there's
15:44What's the phrase
15:46More than one way
15:46To peel a potato
15:47Is there though
15:49Pretty sure
15:51It's just
15:52Peeler
15:52But take it easy
15:55On Danielle
15:55It's hard to learn
15:56These things
15:57When your home ec
15:57Class has 80 kids
15:59In it
15:59Smith's comment
16:02Twice baked
16:02The public outrage
16:03Causing people
16:04To drop off
16:04Loose spuds
16:05In protest
16:06Dang
16:09Is that the
16:10Alberta legislature
16:11Or a vigil
16:12For Mr. Potato Head
16:13She's just lucky
16:16They didn't stick around
16:17To fertilize them
16:18Man
16:21So many celebrities
16:22Are getting facelifts
16:23Now
16:23It's crazy
16:24I know
16:24They look insane
16:25Like it's getting
16:26Uncanny Valley
16:27I know
16:28And like
16:28I would never do it
16:29Me neither
16:30It literally goes
16:31Against my religion
16:32Black don't crack
16:33Amen
16:33Exactly
16:34But
16:36If I were to do it
16:38I would just
16:39Oh wow
16:43You see it
16:44Yeah yeah yeah
16:44See it's not too much
16:45It's very subtle
16:46But like
16:47It changes everything
16:48Oh yeah
16:49Like I'm immediately
16:49Nicer to you
16:50If you look like that
16:51Exactly
16:51Right
16:51And it's not much again
16:52It's just
16:53And then all of a sudden
16:55Now
16:55I'm perfect
16:56Married
16:57Rich
16:57House
16:58Kids
16:58Oh yeah honey
16:59It's Prada
17:00It's Chanel
17:00It's Birkenberg
17:01In the closet
17:01Paid for up front
17:02Exactly
17:03For sure
17:03For sure
17:04I would never ever
17:05Really do anything
17:06Like that either
17:07Right
17:07But if I did
17:08I mean
17:09It would just be like
17:10You know
17:11Yes
17:11Like that's next level
17:13Yes
17:13Yes
17:13Because just regular
17:14Loser ass winch
17:16But
17:17Naomi Campbell
17:19And again
17:20Nothing major
17:21It's nothing major
17:23Whoa whoa
17:24You guys uh
17:25Talking work
17:26Yeah
17:26Okay
17:27Well you know
17:28I would never
17:29But like
17:30If I did
17:30It would be something
17:31Super subtle
17:32Right
17:32Like something like this
17:33Yes
17:33Yes
17:34See that is absolutely
17:36Sucked and plucked
17:37Yeah
17:37Like something like that
17:38It's like every single tune
17:39We've ever had
17:39Is coming to fruition
17:40Imagine me walking past
17:42With that jawline
17:44Well honestly
17:45It's like hard to imagine
17:46Because your hand's there
17:47Right
17:48Right
17:48Okay
17:49Well okay
17:49Just imagine this then
17:50Right
17:50So this
17:51Pull back there
17:53Just pull back
17:53It's just subtle
17:54It's just subtle
17:55It's just
17:55It's just pulling back
17:56Yes
17:57That looks great
17:58Like that
17:58Yes
17:58Is this giving
17:59Chris it's giving
18:00It is not
18:01And you know what
18:01I'm doing that
18:02Obviously
18:03Right
18:03While I'm on the table
18:05Why not
18:05Throwing a little bit of that
18:06Oh my gosh
18:07It's so
18:08It's subtle
18:09It's subtle
18:09It's subtle
18:10You know
18:10Maybe all at once
18:11Just
18:11Bam
18:12Oh yes
18:12Yes
18:13Yes
18:13Bam
18:14Oh
18:14So I'm gonna just do that
18:17Real quick
18:18While I'm there
18:18Let's get ahead of that
18:19Yeah
18:19I want all that stuff too
18:21Oh yeah
18:23Get those
18:24Do it
18:24Do it
18:25Bam
18:25Oh yeah
18:26Straighten the nose out
18:27But then also
18:28I want my butt to be higher
18:29Just like
18:29Bam
18:30Just a little
18:30You don't have to go crazy
18:31It's not too much
18:33It's subtle
18:33Right
18:34Like
18:34It's all
18:35It just
18:35Holds back
18:36Right
18:36I think you look amazing
18:42Looking good
18:43Gang
18:44Very subtle work
18:47And to you too sir
18:49Thank you
18:49This week Canada's west coast saw a massive full beaver supermoon
19:03Crazy
19:03Massive full beaver supermoon was my nickname in college
19:06Crazy
19:09This week the Pittsburgh area naturist
19:12Hosted a nude bowling night
19:14The night came to an unfortunate end when several balls got stuck in the machine
19:18The most important part of an intervention is that you're here
19:24When Laura walks through that door remember that this is about getting her help today
19:28Okay I just had the best heart to heart with Chachi BT
19:31Oh no
19:33She's using right now
19:35Just be strong
19:36Laura your friends are worried about you please sit down
19:38Chachi BT why are my friends worried about me
19:40You're addicted to Chachi BT
19:42This is an intervention
19:46Chachi BT was an intervention
19:48Okay you know what that is
19:50You're sick
19:51You need help
19:52It's rotting your brain
19:53I only started using Chachi BT to write emails
19:56Okay I swear
19:57No that's not true
19:58Yesterday I saw you ask Chachi BT how many legs you have
20:02Two
20:03I know that now
20:05Your friends are hoping that you're willing to hand over your phone so we can see how deep you're in
20:09Please
20:10You're scaring Dave
20:11You're different when you're on Chachi BT
20:13You're just so
20:14You're so stupid now
20:16Look
20:19You don't need help with any of these questions
20:22What time is lunch
20:24Day after Tuesday
20:25Ingredients in water
20:27Those are my private questions
20:29It's making you dumber
20:30It's more dumber
20:32And no it's not
20:33Look you can see the exact moment in your history when your brain stopped working for itself
20:37Does dreams really come true
20:40To they
20:41You spell true with two O's
20:42Is dog cat
20:44Why sun disappears sometimes
20:46And haven't had water ten days
20:49I okay
20:50Your brain is dust
20:52Brain okay
20:53Brain okay
20:56Brain okay
20:58My brain is okay
21:00Oh my god that was so hard
21:02My brain is not okay
21:04Will you accept help today?
21:09Can I ask Chachi BT?
21:10No!
21:14That's the way we saw the world this week
21:15Thanks for watching and funding
21:17Keep it right here on CBC
21:18Good night
21:19Good night!
21:20Good night!
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