00:00Miss Quinn, your brother Charlie had a massive stroke.
00:07Where's my brother? Charlie Quinn, where is he?
00:10Doctor, tell me where my brother is, please, please, where's Charlie?
00:13Let's go, let's go.
00:15Charlie, what the hell are you doing? One stroke isn't the end, you can still recover from this, and you still have your voice.
00:38You don't get it, Astra. I finally got into one of the top music programs in the country, and now I can't even use my hand. It's over.
00:48What?
00:49Mr. Quinn, we have the best nerve trimming in the country. Your hand could recover in a month.
00:54I don't have a month. The registration deadline is today.
01:04Don't! I'll take your place!
01:09What?
01:14Charlie, I'll go in your place. I'll figure this out together, okay?
01:38From now on, your name is Charlie Quinn.
01:46No, I'm not joking. I have to pretend to be Charlie and live in the guy's dorm.
01:51Can you just please cover me in class for like a month? I swear I'll make it up to you.
01:57Okay. You're an 18 year old guy. Just walk tall, be cool, and only care about three things. Drinking, farting, and girls. You got this.
02:12Hey, that Charlie Quinn guy is rooming with us, right?
02:17Oh, yeah?
02:18Apparently, he can play any string instrument and has like the voice of an angel.
02:21Hey, Brian. You got some competition coming in.
02:24What's up, bros? My name's Charlie. I'm your new roommate.
02:29Oh, God. Maybe I can't do this.
02:37What the hell is wrong with you?
02:47Never seen dudes shing you before?
02:49Here. I'm Eason, this is Finn, and this asshole is Brian.
02:54You looking for something?
03:00Nah, nah, bro. You guys have just been hitting the gym. Not bad, but I think I got you guys beat.
03:11You done?
03:12You know.
03:17Your flight is down.
03:18All right. First period starts in 10 minutes. You should hurry up and get changed.
03:28Let's see if you're as weird as you said you are, bro.
03:32Shit. Swimming on the first day?
03:45You got this, Astra.
03:49Walk like a guy.
03:56Okay. This is working. They're impressed.
04:04Flirt with girls like a guy. Own it.
04:07God. He's too fine.
04:20Oh. My. God. This hottie is my new roommate? But I have to pretend to be a guy. Wow.
04:28Help! I can't swim. Brian! We're having a party tonight. You should come.
04:42Wait. Is that Charlie?
04:45Hey. Hey. It's okay. He feels like a girl. Does he know?
05:04Brian! Somebody help!
05:12Oh, God.
05:15Hey, Brian! Run!
05:17Wait. I'm so sorry.
05:18What are you doing?
05:19This is your fault, idiot. Stay away from my man or you'll regret it.
05:29Great. Day one and I'm already the most hated person here.
05:34Gotta switch back to dude mode before anybody comes back.
05:37Thanks to you, first day of college, now I'm already in a cast.
05:53That you did it on purpose, didn't you?
05:56You're the one who grabbed me in the pool?
05:57Look. I'm sorry, man. Okay?
06:00Why would you freak out if a guy touched you?
06:02What? Are you not securing your masculinity?
06:06And clearly, you're not as fit as you said you are.
06:10So the answer's probably yes.
06:16Look. I've been hitting the gym all summer, man.
06:20I've got serious abs under here.
06:22With your skinny ass? Seriously, you don't even have any stubble on your face.
06:26You could almost pass for a girl.
06:28What are you talking about? I'm a real man.
06:32You don't believe me? I'll prove it.
06:36Dude, stop.
06:38What the hell are you doing? Stop.
06:41What is that?
06:43What the hell is this?
06:45Shit. He saw my menstrual cups.
06:48A water cup.
06:50You know, for when you're on the go and you need to keep your vocal cords nice and lubricated.
06:54Give me.
06:55Where'd you even get this?
06:56It's not for sale. It's custom made.
07:02You've been acting weird ever since you got here.
07:05You hiding something?
07:06Hey, hey, hey.
07:07Check this out. It's a flyer for the band competition. The winner gets a whole record dude.
07:21Yeah. Starts next month.
07:23Finn and I already took the liberty of signing the four of us up as a band. We're calling ourselves a soul.
07:27Soul.
07:29Soul.
07:30Soul. Yeah, you like it. I'm on keys.
07:33I'm on electric guitar. And you, my friend, you're on bass. The heart of the band.
07:38Wait, the four of us?
07:41And you are a vocally talented friend. Can be our lead singer.
07:45Come on, the four of us together? There's no way we lose.
07:47Way we lose.
07:48Yeah.
07:53I'm not Charlie.
08:02What?
08:04What do you mean you're not Charlie?
08:06I mean I'm not the same Charlie that I used to be.
08:10You know, now I just want to focus on studying.
08:16Charlie, this competition is a huge deal. This isn't open to every student, you know. This is the best of the best only.
08:22But I'm not the real Charlie. I can't sing and I don't play any instruments.
08:25I got things to do. I got no time for some random contest.
08:29You should just ask someone else.
08:31Uh, well, look. You don't have to decide right now. We got two days.
08:35Hey, we're all going drinking tonight, huh? First roommate excursion. You coming?
08:38Oh, my, my sister needs something. You guys go ahead.
08:43Okay.
08:49Hey, uh, look. Don't worry about Brian. He's just, um, you know, he's like that.
08:55He's the one actually who, uh, wanted to go out tonight. He wants to, you know, make you feel welcome.
09:02Okay.
09:03Astra, I got the confirmation for the band competition. Did you sign me up?
09:08No. I already dropped out.
09:11What? But this competition is huge. If I win, I can sign with a record label. The contest is in a month. I'll recover by then.
09:20Charlie, it's hard enough pretending to be you. I'm an English major. I don't know how to sing or play anything. And they want me as the lead singer.
09:29I can't do a whole competition. Charlie?
09:35I've worked my whole life for this. For nothing.
09:41Jesus, Jesus. Okay, okay. I'll do it. I'll sign up for the contest.
09:44But you better be back in a month.
09:48I almost got caught covering your ass tonight. You owe me. What? No, no, no, no. I'm not getting into any more trouble tonight.
10:00No, too bad. Throw on some makeup, put on this dress, and no one can recognize you.
10:05I can recognize you.
10:20Hey, over here!
10:29Hi!
10:30Lily? Lily, I've been damning you for days.
10:33Oh, sorry. I think my account got hacked or something. So, actually, something just came up. We gotta go. Yeah, sorry.
10:40Wait, wait, wait, wait. Why don't we all sit down together?
10:44Hey, Brian. Check it out. It's Lily and her cute friend.
10:49I can't let him find out his roommate is a girl.
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