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00:00oh hey Chloe have you seen Jack? I saw him go into lab five with some girl lab
00:10partner. Jack doesn't have a lab partner.
00:15Jack? What the hell is going on? What are you doing? I asked you a question. What does it
00:35look like we're doing? We're hooking up. It's the first day of grad school and I
00:40transferred here for you and you're cheating on me? I never asked you to do
00:43any of that. Besides, how long are you really going to last at Princeton anyway?
00:47I'm just getting my options ready. You're a prick!
00:56Have fun taking out my trash.
01:00God I can't believe I transferred here for that asshole and he cheated on me on the first day!
01:13Shit! Shit. I'm sorry. I thought that this was my car.
01:26So who do you need me to kill?
01:35I didn't, I didn't realize.
01:43You're losing blood. Sit.
01:49It's, it's, it's fine.
01:52Suck on it.
02:07What?
02:08Um, it's really not a big deal.
02:20It is a big deal. You hurt yourself. Neuroscience PhD should know better than to punch a window.
02:32How do you know my major? We only accept 12 PhD students every year into our program.
02:41Which means that you're a brilliant young woman.
02:50My boyfriend doesn't think so. What happened?
02:57I caught him cheating on me. He's the only reason I moved here, so...
03:02Now I'm all alone.
03:05You're not alone. You're here because of you. Not him.
03:11Plus, you're the most beautiful woman I've ever met.
03:16So if you ask me, your ex is an idiot.
03:22You can either go to your dorm and cry over your ex, or you can come up with me.
03:45What's wrong? Want me to slow down?
04:06Nice of you to join us, Miss Miller.
04:18The Princeton Neuroscience PhD is the hardest, the most selective program in the entire field of brain science.
04:28And just because you all have been accepted...
04:31Let me know if you need help packing Emily.
04:33Fuck off, Jack.
04:36Oh, still mad over one little mistake?
04:39Cheating is not a little mistake.
04:42Listen, the PhD program is all about connections.
04:47Unlike me, you don't know anyone.
04:50I'd really hate it if none of your projects ever got funded.
04:53What are you trying to say?
04:55I'm trying to help you.
04:57Just think about it. Let me hit whenever I want.
05:01I'll make sure you always get funded.
05:03It's a win-win.
05:04No, Jack, no.
05:05And with that, I would like to hand you over to your new chief advisor, Dr. Hayes.
05:12Holy shit, it's the Grim Reaper.
05:18He's the youngest academic ever nominated for a Nobel Prize.
05:21He's made Princeton PhDs break down and quit their entire careers.
05:26Hey, Dad.
05:46Hey, Dad.
05:47I love you, Dad.
05:50I love you, Dad.
05:55I love you, Dad.
05:56I love you.
05:59You're insane.
06:01I love you, Dad.
06:05Super good, Dad.
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