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Love Island Australia S07 E10
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00:00the boy that I would like to couple up with is Mick Tamara and Mateo made a steal the girl I
00:17would like to couple up with is Lacey Lacey you look pretty sharp by that yeah and after a
00:27recoupling the boy I would like to couple up with is Rossi baby Connor Jetham Jana made a
00:35heartbreaking decision the boy I'd like to couple up with tonight is I can't tell if he likes me or
00:57not does Ross give a toss you physically seem distant to me I feel like we've just been a bit
01:03and the Islanders sample some forbidden fruit it was sexy it was fun we're normally so vanilla
01:13but not everyone makes me look like a mug to comply that guy likes the taste if you're gonna kiss your
01:22ex don't promise me that you're not going to kiss your ex that's right I'm done what do you mean
01:29you're gonna suck his face like what do you want me to do just go oh yeah cool and just get mugged off
01:32but hey how is that fair I just off just go what a joke I
01:39a night of high drama and recoupling saw Jana having to choose between Cooper and ex-boyfriend
02:01Kai it was a simple choice her ex who allegedly cheated on her and has been macking on with her
02:07best friend in front of her or Cooper with whom she had no beef unfortunately for Cooper
02:13Jana's an absolute carnivore
02:15how are you feeling yeah I feel yeah I'm good yeah
02:39I don't think I like you I don't think I like you I don't said you do
02:54sit
02:54um yeah I'm speechless hey
02:59oh that's a bit wet
03:04before anything I just want to let you know I didn't pick me to be with you I picked you because
03:10I know that you have a connection in here yeah I'm very grateful that you chose me like yeah but
03:15that wouldn't have been easy for you yeah and I want you to pursue that because I know she likes
03:21you a lot and you like her a lot and I know that Cooper didn't really have a connection here and I
03:28wouldn't feel comfortable um trying to get a connection with him so yeah
03:36I wanted to give you the chance with her even though it fucking kills me to watch but
03:46I appreciate that I actually really do that's actually really nice
03:53um yeah I'm actually stunned I don't even have a lot to say thank you um
04:00I don't even know how I'm out here actually no if I'm honest with you yeah I've wanted to see
04:06you walk out of those walls so badly I'm not gonna lie
04:09um yeah at the end of the day I'd rather hurt one person than two
04:16so
04:18very mature
04:21I hope Kai has the smarts tonight to know that I have the bed and he's on the day bed
04:29because yeah he owes me a solid after that
04:33fabulous
04:35I'm so good at this
04:36actually how many pillows am I getting there's gonna be no chair left
04:39there you go
04:39take a seat
04:41I've got a nice sort of thing going on with Tamara you know it's kind of
04:44what I wanted a model tall skinny beautiful coming in picking me
04:50it's great you know
04:52did you have an idea of who Mateo was gonna pick
04:55no I could not yeah I thought he was gonna pick you on it
05:00I did too
05:01yeah that surprised me and then I knew she was gonna pick hard to be honest
05:06yeah I did too I did too I knew it okay anyway
05:11all right give me a call
05:12you're still a **** I swear to god fucking still I still hate your fucking guts
05:35oh my goodness me I think yeah he's still a gentleman
05:43still a gentleman but they literally hated each other
05:46yeah but that's a nice story isn't it that's like real love coming back
05:50do you think do you think that they could possibly
05:53like yeah I yeah I don't know if I meant to say that but I think it
05:58I don't know if I'm honest with y'all
06:05yeah
06:07hmm
06:11um
06:12I don't think
06:17hmm
06:18I'll grab a chat after you're done of course yeah
06:21um yeah this whole situation has been really messy um and I can understand that would have
06:33been really hard
06:34hmm and weird thing for Jana
06:36yeah of course
06:37weird thing for him weird thing for me like it's the whole thing is just the biggest headache
06:43mm-hmm
06:44mm-hmm
06:45and a mess
06:46mm-hmm
06:47like that egg situation
06:48mm-hmm
06:49oh my god Matteo picking me I was not expecting that like babes the titties were in fact very blindsided
06:58especially my right one because this one's like more like stronger like very more powerful
07:04she was blindsided babe
07:06your face bit down there will you all
07:10babe I was not expecting that
07:12yeah yeah I didn't think you would be anyways
07:14but do you know what I feel like we did have a really cool chat
07:18mm-hmm
07:19you excited?
07:20I'm curious
07:21yeah I'm honestly
07:23I'm curious to know
07:24honestly honestly
07:25mixed emotions like
07:27yeah
07:28yeah mixed emotions
07:30um
07:31what do you mean?
07:32like
07:36I
07:39I don't know
07:40yeah
07:42cool
07:43yeah it's a weird weird situation like I feel like no guy wants to pick a girl and them having like that mixed emotions about that choice
07:53I know it was so like sudden and she hasn't had time to process it but it also gave me a sense of she doesn't really know 100% what she wants
08:01so could you put it on me
08:02so could you put it on me
08:03so could you put it on me
08:04so could you put it on me
08:08yeah
08:09yeah
08:10and so you're sleeping on the day bed?
08:14yeah I don't know where I'm sleeping yet but yeah
08:16cause I could go back to bed with old mate if you want
08:19well I don't know I don't want you to
08:21no I don't want you to
08:22no I don't want you to
08:24okay
08:25not at all
08:26hmm
08:27I genuinely did think that Kai was going to be going home tonight so I never want to take a kiss from Kai for granted again
08:38I'm happy
08:45I'm happy
08:48I'm happy
08:49it's been a crazy fucking night
08:59take your bloody hands out of your bloody pants
09:05shh stop making it sus
09:07you just make it sus yourself babe
09:09no I'm trying
09:10damn boy
09:12his peepee went yay yay
09:20and I was like nay nay
09:22sorry
09:23speaking of small erections did you know the villa team erected the teepee in just 30 minutes
09:29they're the best
09:30Irish Queen Tamara now sits on this erection to chat to Matteo
09:34it's a tent you perverts
09:36hi
09:37how are you
09:38good how are you
09:39I just wanted to give you a minute to
09:40to
09:41breathe
09:42just yeah
09:43yeah
09:44I've kind of processed it and stuff I'm like happy now
09:47how do you feel
09:49I feel like Mick
09:50yeah of course
09:51yeah of course
09:52who obviously I picked
09:53who's right there
09:54yeah
09:56he's very funny
09:59yeah he is
10:00he's got really good banter and I don't think everyone gets his humour
10:03what a do by boo
10:04yeah
10:05but I think his humour is so funny like I think he's hysterical
10:08definitely
10:09so yeah I definitely was like out of everyone I was like I'll be the most comfortable
10:13yeah of course
10:14like with him
10:15would you say your like ideal man is that you'd bring home to mum
10:19I feel like I just like someone who's funny and nice
10:22yeah okay
10:23he's got good family values too
10:24mmm definitely
10:25looks wise
10:26tall dark and handsome
10:28tattered
10:29really
10:30mm-hmm
10:31like how tattered
10:32as tattered as possible
10:34yeah we definitely vibe
10:37like definitely vibe
10:38Hey boys
10:39Beyonce boo
10:40hi
10:41how are you
10:42good
10:43you look happy chubby tonight
10:44do I
10:45yeah
10:46oh smiley I'm happy for you
10:48thanks babe
10:49she's having a bit of a chat to Matteo down there though
10:51you alright
10:52no I feel good
10:53I think she has a vibe with Matteo
10:55I find him mighty boring
10:59I don't really see Matteo as a threat if I'm honest like
11:02he's if anything he's a bit of a mini me
11:04but maybe not as cool
11:05so at the end of the day I'm in bed with her tonight
11:07and he's not
11:09what car do you drive
11:10an Audi
11:11really
11:12yeah nice guess what I'll drive
11:13oh
11:14okay
11:15no one ever guesses
11:16okay
11:17is it
11:18is it like a van
11:19it's a van
11:20yeah
11:21nice look
11:22brand new fucking
11:23oh my god I win
11:24all the cars I've owned
11:25I've named right
11:26oh same
11:27nice
11:28my Audi's Anastasia
11:30like 50 shades
11:32yeah
11:33yeah
11:34come on
11:35it's an Audi
11:36and the van's are
11:37because it's a french vanilla colour
11:38it's like a baguette
11:40because it looks like a baguette
11:41a baguette
11:42yeah
11:43I don't even know if it's baguette or baguette
11:45I say baguette
11:46order me
11:48oh my goodness
11:53I'm definitely surprised with how good my first chat is going with Matteo
11:57I definitely think I get butterfly vibes
12:00he makes me very like smiley and yeah I definitely feel like I kind of light up around him a little bit
12:06mmm
12:07yeah I know
12:08sorry I'm just getting fucking lost in your eyes
12:11Jesus Christ
12:12it's crazy
12:13oh I've been dreaming
12:14oh
12:15oh
12:16oh
12:19oh
12:20oh
12:21oh
12:22oh
12:23oh
12:24oh
12:25oh
12:26oh
12:27oh
12:28oh
12:29oh
12:30oh
12:31oh
12:32oh
12:33Minister is here for an inspection. They think we're making a cooking show. No kissing for the
12:37next 10 minutes. I said no kissing. No kissing. What am I? A joke to you?
12:44So you're a saint or a sinner? I don't know babe. What's a saint? A good person. Babe I think a
12:51saint. No you're wrong. You're wrong. Babe a saint is a devil and a sinner is a good person. Purple
12:57devil. Purple. Pink. Pink. Angel. Devil. Yeah mate are you colourblind or something? That's purple and that's purple. That is pink and that is pink. Yeah angel. Devil. And you look awesome. Yeah so what's your plan tonight? Get a whole bed to yourself. Yeah I want a bed to myself on a starfish. I used to be bleach blonde. It looks like obviously brunette but like golden. Aw you're so sweet. Is that? Yeah is that good? I'm glad that's where you're going. How are you going?
13:27Good. Chocolate. I just feel like. What? I just feel like we're really piping. Yeah I'm loving it. Yeah. I don't feel like this is forced at all. No definitely not. I was not expecting this coming into the villa. I think that's what's like taking me back the most is like I'm so open so I knew like the possibility was there but for it to be like the first girl I couple up with is just like. No it wasn't.
13:57What's the plan here? Like what's going on? Yeah. But I'm loving it. Like I can't actually really put it into words to be honest. Just feels good. I'm just like I always find myself just like looking for you. 100%. Yeah. Everyone's noticing. The girl's like oh look he knows why he looks at you and so like. Yeah.
14:18Oh well that's our cute quota done for the day. Lady you're up. Now. Now. I don't know if you're like a cuddly kind of guy in the bed. Yeah. So if you are you're going to hate me for this. Why?
14:48So you're sleeping in the day bed with you. That's fine. Yeah. But like I don't want you thinking oh my god I'm completely off you. No no not at all. Not at all. Not at all. It was just obviously like. Because I do like your vibe. Yeah. And I do really really like our chat. Mm. And I think you're really cool. Mm.
15:04Like Lacey telling me this. I feel like it's kind of like turned me off a bit. I'm not going to lie. Like I'm. All about you know finding a true connection for everyone in here. So if that's where her obviously head and feelings are at us. That's fine. But I won't be making an effort. No. I won't be.
15:22A little bit naughty. Been a little bit white. Now I'm looking for somebody.
15:27I want to give you a cuddle.
15:31You're an absolute legend.
15:33You've got big balls, babe.
15:35I'll give you that.
15:36It's been a little bit crazy.
15:39I've been a little bit hurt.
15:41Now I'm looking for somebody to never get in.
15:45Hi.
15:46Here come the cuddle buddies.
15:50Can you lie down, please?
15:52You want me lying down?
15:53I have to grab my pillow.
15:56Sorry, babe.
15:57Oh, no, your hair is wet.
16:01Yeah, I just had a swim.
16:02Oh, my God.
16:03Night, Lacey.
16:04Night, babe.
16:06Have a good seat.
16:06Bye, Kai.
16:07Night, guys.
16:08Night, guys.
16:09Love you all.
16:10Oh, already kicking my pillow off.
16:12Nice.
16:13Yeah.
16:14Oh.
16:15Good night, everyone.
16:17Good night.
16:18Love you.
16:18See you next time, Bella.
16:20I couldn't leave him out in the freezing bloody cold
16:23with those cockroaches and moths and flies and mozzies.
16:26So, princess over here is, in fact, non-princessing right now
16:34for a man, which I thought I would never be having to do
16:37in my life ever.
16:38I thought I was never going to fall in love, love, love, love.
16:42Oh.
16:43Little birthday boy.
16:45Falling up, love, love, love, love, love, but now I found you
16:50Never gonna fall
16:55But now I found you
17:00So that was never gonna fall
17:04But now I found you
17:09Hey, Pinky, I speak flamingo
17:23Give us the juicy goss from last night
17:25What you see?
17:30Quiet!
17:31Lexi can hear you!
17:32Oh, Christ!
17:33It's the right feel
17:37And it's certainly the right time
17:40Morning, people
17:41Morning!
17:42Love a day in the villa
17:43Good morning!
17:44How'd you sleep?
17:45I slept good
17:46Yeah, you can build me a princess castle for sleeping out here with you
17:50Hmm
17:51This is my eyebrows
17:52Yeah, they look great
17:53They're pushy?
17:54No, not pushy
17:55I think you just slept on them, fear it
17:56They're all going in different directions
17:57Sharing the day bed with Kai outside last night was actually really romantic
18:01I feel like it did make us closer
18:03Say all the things you wanna say
18:06Memories
18:07Will melt away
18:08It's real
18:10What it do, baby?
18:13It's real
18:14And it's exactly the right time
18:17How do you know
18:19It's the right feel
18:20Who's your turn
18:21And it's exactly the right time
18:24How do you know
18:25What it do, baby?
18:26It's the right feel
18:28And it's exactly the right time
18:29You better you know
18:31So what do you think, um, what do you think Mario's gonna do with your missus?
18:37I don't know, ba, honestly. Do you reckon he'll win her over?
18:41Nah. No way, mate. Look at me, ba. Handsome man he is.
18:45I don't fall second, mate.
18:53Nice. Bit sweaty.
18:55Mateo's body's hard as fuck, hey?
19:01Do you reckon? Yeah.
19:07But I think he's into my missus.
19:09Yeah, he definitely is into her.
19:11I had a chat there, I think, last night.
19:14Matty boy's come in, big little Mateo.
19:17Uh, Mick 2.0 I'd say, Mick Jr.
19:19You know, he's seeming like he's seeking a bit of inspiration from me here
19:23and, um, maybe even trying to get my girl.
19:28But...
19:31Back yourself, see how you go.
19:33Back myself.
19:35If he wants to make his moves on her, like, I'm happy for him.
19:37Like, go ahead, brother.
19:39Game on.
19:43Oh, he's in budgies.
19:45Oh, my God, baby's so zesty.
19:48Sorry.
19:49He needs to pull them down a little bit.
19:50Yeah, they're, like, too high.
19:52They're very distracting over there.
19:54They're so distracting.
19:55Stop looking at them.
19:56It's kinda hot.
19:57Okay, sorry.
19:58Trying to get the girl's attention, but all they can do is stare at the men, like,
20:01oh, my God, wow, he is so hot.
20:02I mean, respectfully, fair enough.
20:04I would, too.
20:06What about you and Rossi?
20:07Yeah, how's this going?
20:08I don't know.
20:09Mmm.
20:10I can't tell if he likes me or not.
20:14Like, even in bedtime, like, as well, it's just like, alright, goodnight, roll over and go to sleep.
20:19Like, we're not very intimate.
20:20So, I'm actually dead-ass.
20:22I'm just like, babe, if you like me, I can't tell.
20:25No.
20:26But if you don't, then maybe just let me know so I can stop.
20:27Yeah.
20:28I feel like you just need to have, like, an actual serious chat.
20:29Correct.
20:30Because you're, like, having all this fun, like, friendly banter, but, like, what's he doing?
20:34We haven't had a serious chat.
20:35And if someone walks in tomorrow or today, he needs to realise that he can lose you.
20:40Yeah.
20:41And, like, I'm sorry, but you're a bad bitch.
20:42He really needs to step up his game.
20:44I love you, Roscoe, and I want the best for you.
20:46Because there's always a bomb around the corner.
20:49They need to remember that.
20:50Yeah.
20:51Wait, where is he?
20:52So I'm paranoid.
20:53He's right behind you.
20:57You alright there, doll?
20:58Babe, are you trying to eavesdrop?
20:59What are you doing there?
21:00Oh, no.
21:01No, I'm just, like, trying to figure out my entry point.
21:03Go on, we're talking about you.
21:06Hurry up!
21:07He was definitely trying to fucking eavesdrop.
21:12Rossi, baby, we know what you're doing, okay?
21:15Don't make out you're trying to hear something in the water because there's no sounds under there, okay?
21:19So then I woke up this morning and I just sort of, like, I was, like, affectionate, but I just sort of let him be.
21:24And then he just wasn't very affectionate or anything.
21:26No, I was observing it this morning because I wasn't.
21:28Yeah.
21:29I noticed it last night without you having to tell me.
21:31Yeah.
21:32And went, hmm.
21:33Yeah, so...
21:34Yeah, no, I'm just saying, like, I'm not saying it to get in your head,
21:36but I'm saying it to validate you and I can see where you're coming from.
21:38Yeah.
21:39And now he's...
21:40Can you please go to that end of the pool?
21:42What?
21:43Oh, oh, oh!
21:44I'm trying to talk about you.
21:45I'm doing laps.
21:46Like, pick it, pick it, pick it, pick it.
21:47Do laps over near the flamingo.
21:49He's so funny.
21:51You can whisper.
21:52You want?
21:53Anyway.
21:55Okay, well, so today, I think I need to talk to him.
21:57Basically say, babes, do you like me?
21:59Cannot tell.
22:01What do you think of the Ross and Sharon sitch, Pinky?
22:04Never mind.
22:09Coming up...
22:10Give it to me.
22:13A juicy challenge turns from sweet to sour.
22:19Yay!
22:20What's going on?
22:22If Connor is being disingenuous, adios amigos,
22:25because I do not tolerate that fucking shit for a second.
22:27I'll draw you in like a moth to a flame.
22:42There's romance everywhere on the streets of Spain.
22:45How lovely.
22:46There's romance in the villa too, you know.
22:48Look!
22:49See?
22:50Romance!
22:51And...
22:52Motor...
22:53...bomance.
22:54Well, it's diminishing returns, really.
22:56We work with what we have.
22:57Except, Sharon.
22:59Your energy was so flat this morning,
23:00but I suppose you did just wake up.
23:03I'm just getting used to being around all these people.
23:05Yeah.
23:06And all this energy, like...
23:08I understand that.
23:09But I did say to the girls...
23:11Just then, and they noticed it too.
23:13I was like, I actually...
23:14I actually can't tell if Ross likes me or not.
23:17Because you're so...
23:18Really?
23:19Yeah.
23:20Because you're so, um...
23:21You're too chill.
23:22And you're not overly affectionate,
23:23and you're not very overly...
23:25Like...
23:27Like...
23:28You physically seem distant to me.
23:29Like...
23:30Do I?
23:31Like physically...
23:32Not right now.
23:33But like...
23:34Yesterday...
23:35During the day...
23:36Like...
23:37We're not really like...
23:38Ever together.
23:39We're sort of off...
23:40Doing our own thing.
23:41So I'm like...
23:42Ooh.
23:43Maybe he doesn't actually like me.
23:44Because he seems to be...
23:46Not around me.
23:47No.
23:48No, I do like you.
23:49Of course.
23:50Okay, well maybe just make...
23:52It more obvious.
23:53That you like me.
23:54I'm sorry.
23:55Like what...
23:56What would it look like?
23:57More...
23:58More...
23:59You don't even kiss me in bed.
24:00Like you don't even...
24:01Like...
24:02We don't...
24:03We're not very physically affectionate.
24:05I love cuddling you in bed.
24:06Yeah, but like bro...
24:07We...
24:08Like kiss goodnight.
24:09And then that's it.
24:12Well the first night...
24:13You literally told me like...
24:14I'm not gonna hook up...
24:15I'm not gonna make out with you.
24:16Like in bed.
24:17Well it was day one.
24:19Yeah, but...
24:20Well still...
24:21I mean...
24:22It just put me on the back foot of like...
24:23Okay, maybe she doesn't like...
24:24That much forward affection.
24:25Oh no, I do.
24:26Well I thought it was more just like...
24:28That wasn't what you wanted to do.
24:29I didn't know it was because it was night one.
24:30No, it was night one.
24:31Right.
24:32She made it clear that she does want to make out in the bed.
24:37And I guess I just had in the back of my mind that's not something she wants to do.
24:40Because that's what she told me.
24:41You know?
24:42Yeah, I feel like we've been very...
24:43I'm glad we've cleared that up.
24:45Yeah.
24:46I feel like we've just been a bit...
24:48Stagnant the last few days.
24:50We haven't...
24:51You wanna take it to the next level?
24:52Or...
24:53Or...
24:54You know...
24:55Some nighttime kisses.
24:56Some nighttime kisses.
24:57A little hook up.
24:58If you want my love just ask me.
25:00No pressure!
25:02No pressure!
25:04No pressure!
25:05No pressure!
25:06No pressure!
25:07No pressure!
25:08No pressure!
25:09No pressure!
25:10No pressure!
25:11No pressure!
25:12No pressure!
25:13No pressure!
25:14No pressure!
25:15No pressure!
25:16Oh yeah, what princess would I be?
25:17Like, do you think?
25:18Cinderella?
25:19Do you think?
25:20Or wait...
25:21Do you know princesses?
25:22Not really.
25:23Maybe like fucking Tangled with short hair or something.
25:25Cause she's a bit of a bad bitch.
25:26What's her name?
25:27Tangled.
25:28What's her actual name?
25:29Yeah, yeah.
25:30What's her actual name?
25:31Is her real name Rapunzel?
25:33Oh yeah, that's the one.
25:34Honestly, I feel like I'm a mix of princesses.
25:38I feel like I have every single ball sack from each princess.
25:42And I've just like built like this batty, girly, little pink princess with these fat, big, juicy balls.
25:51That's the princess I think I am.
25:53I really wanna tan today.
25:56Princess Ballsack and her best friend's ex coming to a theatre near you.
26:01Also currently playing, Tamara and Mateo chat while Mick rubs his face in a hat.
26:07How do you feel about Lay sleeping out here?
26:11Like I obviously understand it.
26:13Yeah.
26:14Do I think she's as open as she said she was to me?
26:18Maybe not.
26:19Does that make sense?
26:20Okay.
26:21So did she tell you she was open?
26:22Oh, 100%.
26:23Okay.
26:24Like I probably wouldn't have picked her if it wasn't for that.
26:26No, I totally get that.
26:27Yeah.
26:28Because I feel like when they're talking, I feel like they tell each other they're pretty
26:33locked in.
26:34Yeah.
26:35Yeah.
26:36So I don't, it's interesting.
26:37It is interesting.
26:38Yeah.
26:39How are you feeling towards your like couple?
26:42Good.
26:43But I definitely feel like he doesn't take a lot of stuff seriously.
26:48Okay.
26:49So like even sometimes I'll ask him a serious question, he'll answer with a joke.
26:52And I'm like, okay, but are you gonna give me the actual answer?
26:55And he doesn't.
26:56So I'm just like, okay.
26:57I'm like.
26:58And what do you, do you like that?
26:59Or do you like, like what?
27:00Like, I like the humor for sure.
27:01Of course.
27:02But I'm like, it can't be all jokes all the time.
27:03I feel like.
27:04Of course, of course.
27:05So like, I feel like when I talk to you, you actually.
27:06When push comes to shove.
27:07Yeah.
27:08Yeah.
27:09Like I feel like when I talk to you, you actually give me genuine answers.
27:10So yeah, I'm like, I feel like I don't know a lot about him.
27:13Okay.
27:14Interesting.
27:15Oh, I'll tell you one thing.
27:18Yeah, bro.
27:19I fucking, I think I got a neck.
27:22Oh, no.
27:23Yeah.
27:24Physical lick?
27:25Yeah.
27:26No, just this fake tan on the hands really.
27:28Oh, okay.
27:29I can't unsee it, bro.
27:30Yeah.
27:31Yeah.
27:32It is like she's just dipped her hand in a honey jar.
27:34Yeah, well.
27:37I'm icked out, bro.
27:39Nah, I, I, sometimes I've been able to overcome an ick.
27:42I don't know, mate.
27:43She's going to need some like bicarb soda and lemon on those hands.
27:45Hey, that's fine.
27:46I mean, look, Sian's probably a bit on the demanding pushy side for my kind of chick too.
27:51Can I see?
27:52Darn is?
27:53Yeah.
27:54You feel that?
27:55Yeah.
27:56But like, she's not perfect.
27:57I'm sure I'm not perfect in her eyes.
27:58Like, I've gotten over icks before, like quite quickly.
28:01When you, when you really think about it and it's not a big, it's not a big deal.
28:03It's really not because it's a temporary thing.
28:05But like, she's Irish bro, so she's always going to be white.
28:08And I like tans.
28:10It's a very, very minor ick to have.
28:14But I do truly think that he's setting himself up for maybe she's into Mateo and if he gets
28:20dropped from that couple, at least he'll have a reason that he's preempted and he'll
28:25be okay with it.
28:26Do you know what I mean?
28:27Like he's, it's a defense mechanism to protect his ego, I think.
28:30He's gone for it mate.
28:31I'm joking.
28:32I'm joking.
28:33I'm joking.
28:34Fair play to him.
28:35He needs to.
28:36Let him, yeah.
28:37Yeah, I know.
28:38But I think I need another bomb.
28:40Yeah, for sure.
28:43It's early days too.
28:44It is, it is.
28:45I mean, I've only talked to you last night for the first time.
28:47Yeah, yeah.
28:48I was like, this is like our second conversation.
28:49I feel like that kind of like, was like, what the fuck?
28:51I didn't expect that at all.
28:53What?
28:54I just didn't expect us to click.
28:55I feel like coming in, like, we just probably just kind of shut each other off because we're
28:58like the new bombshells and whatnot.
29:00And then I feel like you and I get along.
29:02Yeah, no, we definitely, we definitely do.
29:03Kind of just like, you know, when you kind of just get someone.
29:06Yeah, I feel like we're kind of somewhat on the same level for sure.
29:08For sure.
29:09It helps.
29:10It helps.
29:11Same, like, maturity, same racial maturity, same bet.
29:13Like, it's just, like, it's all there.
29:14Yeah, we're balancing out pretty well.
29:16Yeah, I agree.
29:17Yeah, for sure.
29:18Matteo just got this really calm energy about him.
29:22I think he shares a lot more and more voluntarily without you kind of having to dig as much.
29:27And it's been really nice getting to know him.
29:31Don't worry, our Irish queen.
29:33Your fake tan hands are perfect.
29:36As the Islanders play about, Ross has decided to start the girls' primary school education
29:41from scratch.
29:42Gabby.
29:43Gabby and Lacey, this is a strawberry, okay?
29:47Oh!
29:48Ross!
29:49I got a text!
29:52I got a text!
29:53Oh, no, I'm sick.
29:57Islanders, prepare your peaches and plums.
30:01It's time to find out what the superfans really think about you.
30:05Oh!
30:06Oh!
30:07Oh!
30:08You're off to the Garden of Eden for today's challenge.
30:11Forbidden fruit.
30:13Hashtag, original sin.
30:14Hashtag, rotten or right.
30:16I've seen your chance here.
30:19I'm guessing we're all going to hell.
30:21Superfans, God, what have they been seeing?
30:23I'm a little bit nervous.
30:24I do have a bit of a loud mouth, so...
30:26Ah, sorry!
30:27I wish I had an arse.
30:28Maybe I should put another pair of undies on and then it's just...
30:30Yeah, I'd be planning the backside more than the front, mate.
30:33Yeah.
30:34Now's the time to strike, play, do not blame.
30:37Do you think that this could, like, possibly stir the pot between people a little?
30:41I think so, yeah.
30:42Yep.
30:43You're literally rocking a sock.
30:44Oh, yeah, baby.
30:45Well, it looks alright, doesn't it?
30:46Does it look fake?
30:47Is there going to be drama?
30:48Is there going to be tears?
30:49Is there going to be laughing?
30:50I actually have no idea.
30:51It's bloody different every single day in here.
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31:11Oh, yeah, baby.
31:12It looks alright, doesn't it?
31:13Does it look fake?
31:14Is there going to be drama?
31:15Is there going to be tears?
31:16Is there going to be laughing?
31:17I actually have no idea.
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31:48Aw, Omni stuffed with socks and happy faces.
31:53I can't see either staying intact because a die-hard group of fans, known as the Superfans, have been watching a feed from the villa.
32:01And now the Islanders are about to get their first insight into what the Superfans think of them.
32:07It's Forbidden Thrill.
32:13Couples will make a sexy entrance to the Garden of Eden.
32:17An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
32:19And one big bite of my banana is going to keep you up all night, baby girl.
32:24Oh, my God!
32:25Give it to me.
32:26Was it hot and sexy?
32:29I would say it was more messy and gross, but that's part of the fun, isn't it?
32:34They then read a question that was put to the Superfans.
32:37What percentage of Superfans think Tamara and Mick could win Love Island as a couple?
32:43I really don't know what the Superfans are going to be thinking, but we're going to run with high.
32:48We think the answer is 70%.
32:52We think the answer is 17%.
32:57We've known each other for 24 hours, love.
32:59It's boys versus girls and the Islander closest to the correct percentage wins.
33:05The correct answer is 15%.
33:08I think it was a fair reflection.
33:12We've had a good initial connection, but it's so new and fresh.
33:17I think Tamara and I would definitely have better chemistry.
33:22Next to fondle some forbidden fruit, it's Sharon and Ross.
33:26Oh, Ross!
33:27Yes, darling.
33:28My papaya is throbbing for you.
33:30Oh, baby!
33:34It was my first time going down a papaya and I kind of liked it.
33:39Always a good move to see the men.
33:41Pleasure the papaya first, ladies first, please and thank you.
33:47Ross and I are very excited to spice this challenge up.
33:50We're making it extra wet, baby!
33:53What percentage of Superfans think that Sharon and Ross have good sexual chemistry?
33:59Oh!
34:00Oh, that's rough because we've been talking about it.
34:04Earlier today, we chatted this all out.
34:06I definitely know that this one will be low.
34:08Ross and I have not been on the same page about our intimacy.
34:11We think the answer is 18%.
34:15We think the answer is 30%.
34:17Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
34:20The correct answer is...
34:2424%.
34:26Oh!
34:27Oh, smack bang in the middle!
34:28Pretty good!
34:29Oh, shit!
34:30Yeah, but I know I feel differently, babe.
34:33So do I.
34:34Moving forward, that 24% is way too low in my mind.
34:37I think more kissing and a bit more PDA.
34:41Let's get that shit up.
34:42Let's get that shit up.
34:47I'm so hungry.
34:49I need some food.
34:51Can I offer you some fresh melon?
35:01I was up in there, like, melon, melon.
35:03Oh, my God, my kiss with Jotham is sexy, it's spicy, it's spicy.
35:13What percentage of superfans think Gabby could have her head turned by a new bum?
35:19Ooh!
35:21I am literally with Jotham 24-7 in here.
35:24I think we have probably one of the strongest connections in here.
35:27But I don't know how I'm coming across.
35:29We think the answer is 50%.
35:31Ooh!
35:32We think the answer is 50%!
35:36Oh!
35:39The correct answer is...
35:4269%.
35:44So 70% of them think I'm gonna have my head turned.
35:5069.
35:5269%?
35:53I'm, like, actually shocked.
35:54Never say never, but I feel like I'm really locked in with Jotham
35:57and I don't think another man could turn my head.
36:03Look, I think that her head will change, um, I'm not gonna lie.
36:07If someone gave her enough attention, um, you know, anything could happen.
36:11Yay!
36:12There's nothing better than a big juicy peach.
36:14Oh!
36:15You can say that again!
36:16The kiss of Connor, it was actually so good.
36:17It was hot!
36:18It was sexy, it was fruity, it was fun.
36:20We're normally so vanilla.
36:21What percentage of super fans think that Connor is genuinely looking for love?
36:27Oh!
36:28100%, 100%, 100%.
36:29What do you reckon?
36:30I think, I think 90+.
36:31Connor's a lover boy.
36:32This one's high for sure.
36:33We think the number is 92%.
36:34Oh!
36:35Oh!
36:36Oh!
36:37Oh!
36:38Oh!
36:39Oh!
36:40Oh!
36:41Oh!
36:42Oh!
36:43Oh!
36:44Oh!
36:45Oh!
36:46Oh!
36:47Oh!
36:48Oh!
36:49Oh!
36:50Oh!
36:51Oh!
36:52Oh!
36:53Oh!
36:54Oh!
36:55Oh!
36:56Oh!
36:57Oh!
36:58Oh!
36:59What?
37:00Oh!
37:01We think the answer is.
37:0391%.
37:04Oh!
37:05Oh!
37:06Oh!
37:07Oh!
37:08I'm in here for the right reasons.
37:09This one's gonna be high.
37:10The correct answer is?
37:1111%.
37:12Oh!
37:13Oh!
37:14Oh!
37:15FOR THE RIGHT REASONS,
37:16This one's gonna be high.
37:17The correct answer is 11%.
37:18Oh!
37:19What?
37:20oOops!
37:21What is going on?
37:22What are they saying that we're not?
37:25It's a bit of a what the fuck I'm here for love, but believe what you want to believe
37:34Oh
37:35She didn't kiss back. Oh
37:37I feel so rattled if Connor is being disingenuous one thing I've learned since coming to Spain is how to say
37:45Adios amigos because I do not tolerate that fucking shit for a second and I never will
37:49Mmm, what a lovely pair
38:09It's a pretty passionate kiss we had a bit of fruit on our so it was like even more kind of saucy yeah
38:19But what's fucking hard to watch Lacey like once high standards and shit from me and doesn't want me to kiss anyone
38:25But can go and kiss who she wants makes me look like a mug
38:29What percentage of super fans think Mateo is the most genuine Islander in the villa?
38:37I'm genuinely in this bill up looking for love that answer should be like a million percent
38:4311
38:4515 yeah, all us girls think that this is going to be low. We think the answer is
38:5065%
38:52We think that the number is 11% Oh
38:57Fuck you that's crazy. Yeah, that's crazy. It's hard not to be insulted by that
39:02I literally stopped my life to come on here for love and for that to kind of get shoved in your face
39:08I don't know it was like a kick in the like dick the correct answer is
39:1390%
39:1590%
39:2190 Mateo let's go
39:23Sorry, we love you. Don't be sorry. Yeah, but he's one of the most genuine people I've ever met
39:28So I understood why he was upset that the girls put his percentage so low
39:37Help me my plums are leaking
39:39Look at it
39:41Oh
39:43Did someone call a plumber?
39:45Oh
39:47Oh
39:49Oh
39:51Oh
39:53Oh
39:55Oh
39:57Oh
39:59Oh
40:01Oh
40:03Oh
40:05Oh
40:07Oh
40:09Oh
40:11Oh my God
40:12If you were gonna go tip for tart I'll always win that game so yeah
40:17That's ruthless
40:19That's what it is, cause it told me he wouldn't touch her again
40:21Kai if you're gonna kiss your ex don't promise me that you're not going to kiss your ex
40:27kiss your ex you know what I mean like don't make a promise that you can't keep
40:32what percentage of super fans think Yana and Kai will end up boyfriend and
40:38girlfriend again this one's so hard I am absolutely on the edge of my seat
40:47things with Kai and Lacey going well but Kai and Yana the exes in one bedroom
40:54together sharing a bed we think the answer is 85% I agree we think the answer
41:02is 70% the correct answer is 52% split the group split the group I think the super
41:21fans would like to maybe see a love story come out of this but yeah I don't know
41:26what are you guys getting back together I mean Yana and Kai is exciting definitely
41:30like I like the idea of it I think it's cute I think it's like a romance movie
41:34really maybe a bit of a tragic one but nonetheless still a good story
41:41he has been telling me that he's all for me he doesn't want anyone else and he
41:46wants nothing to do with her I just feel like why can't there just be one time
41:54where I don't have to get hurt I just don't understand like all I want it was
42:01just a normal relationship
42:23the forbidden fruit challenge has left a sour taste thankfully work experience Lucy is outside with the cattle prod to make sure the islanders look at it's just a normal relationship
42:30to make sure the islanders look happy upon their return
42:36yes five hit let's chat girls let's chat
42:40how is everyone how are you feeling because that was quite intense
42:42how do you feel about your answer
42:44I don't know I feel like I can't I think you guys know me the best
42:47that was the biggest curveball of the night
42:49yeah yeah I don't think I've faked myself once in here
42:51what was it again 11 11 oh do you know what I think it is
42:55is the thing of coming here with a game plan of just
42:58being in love and staying in love
43:00yeah yeah yeah
43:01because you haven't opened yourself up enough to different people
43:03yeah I haven't given other people chances
43:04yeah but why would you when you got something strong going on
43:06that's my point
43:07it obviously doesn't sound great
43:09the last thing I'd want Izzy to think is that I'm just sort of in here to play a game
43:12I'm just pretty desperate to have a chat to her and just see where her head's at
43:16are you wigged out?
43:17yeah
43:18are you really?
43:19yeah a little
43:20do you doubt it or?
43:21um because I just don't know what's being said behind my back and that rigs me up
43:23because I feel like I've been around so many ingenuine people in my life
43:26and I'm like just don't want to like have that happen to me again
43:29do you get the vibe at all?
43:30cause I'm like actually starting to catch feelings
43:33yeah that one
43:34deep down I've been feeling is this too good to be true
43:37I feel like my guard is coming down and to hear that just makes me feel really uncomfortable and vulnerable and exposed
43:44alright Yana babe?
43:45oh yeah me
43:46um I think 50-50 is like fair enough for them to think like I have been upset
43:52yeah you are exes it was recent
43:54yeah it is exes it was recent
43:56they're not sure
43:57so like it's not like they're sure or anything really
43:59how are you feeling doll?
44:00um
44:01I don't know I feel like
44:05I feel like this just happens to me
44:08sorry
44:09aww
44:10I'm not upset at you babe
44:11yeah
44:12like sorry
44:13no I knew this was coming
44:14aww
44:15it's okay baby take your time
44:17oh I wanted to fuck off from that debrief
44:20talk to us that was alive
44:22talk to us how are you feeling?
44:23talk
44:24I think it's like the fact that like every time I'm happy with someone it just gets taken away
44:30like I'm always the one that like puts on my heart
44:34maybe
44:35no that's okay
44:36I feel like
44:37do you feel like he's like
44:38it's okay
44:39I just feel like
44:40I feel like I get more upset at myself
44:43because when I do like someone I do kind of just really love so easily
44:49and like that's why I just get hurt because like I just
44:53I want to talk about the next big thing was um Lacey's reaction
44:59yeah
45:00yeah
45:01I feel like Lacey's burning eyes into you as if it's your choice
45:04as if it's your choice
45:05look like she got in there
45:06they got into it like juicy
45:07all that shit
45:08like if she can do
45:09it's a challenge mate
45:10if she can go in there and just do that
45:11like what do you fuck
45:12I'm just gonna go oh yeah cool
45:13like you know what I mean
45:14it's a double standard there
45:15like she's going and getting into work here
45:17but then you're not allowed to
45:18yeah I mean I can see why Kai's upset
45:20like she's painting him a bit as the bad guy
45:23again like what which is kind of what happened to me in a sense
45:26you know I don't know man
45:27like it's a it's given off quite immature vibes to be honest with you
45:30um
45:31I'm just thinking Lacey's going around in circles
45:33she doesn't know what she wants
45:34and going from one triangle to another
45:36and I don't really want that in a woman at all
45:38so yeah
45:40honestly doll like conserve your energy
45:42yeah
45:43and only give it to the people who deserve it
45:44yeah
45:45as they earn your trust
45:46give Bea a mirror to their actions
45:48I reckon wait for him to speak to you about it
45:49don't go calling him
45:50I'm not going to
45:51yeah
45:52spend the day with the girls like
45:53yeah yeah
45:54don't say anything to him
45:55no no no no no
45:56if he doesn't pull me
45:57yeah
45:58and reassure me
45:59yeah
46:00I don't want that
46:01why would I want that
46:02wait for him to come reassure you
46:03yeah
46:04yeah
46:05oh no we don't care
46:07don't need a billionaire
46:09don't need a billionaire
46:10only 11% of the super fans think Connor is genuinely looking for love in the villa
46:15don't worry pal
46:16only 11% of viewers think my jokes are funny and I still have a job you'll be fine
46:21I wasn't expecting that
46:22like I'm a good judge of character
46:24yeah
46:25but then like obviously
46:27everyone else has seen a different thing and it like kind of like stresses me out
46:31of course
46:32yeah it's not nice to hear
46:33well why do you think that they rated you 11%
46:35I try not to read into it because I know what we've got
46:38yeah I just don't want you to like I just don't want to be with someone who's like coming on here for exposure and like
46:42yeah
46:43like playing the game because like I'm not staying with you to play it safe I'm staying with you because I genuinely like you
46:48for me it's just making me question how genuine he actually is because my biggest fear is that I'm being partnered up with someone who's not actually coming to this villa for love
46:56if I wanted to be in here and stay in here as long as I could I think I'd be keeping my options a bit more open like I didn't even talk to Tamara when she come in
47:05do you know what I mean like I haven't I haven't even showed half the people in here who I am because I'm set on you
47:11like I want to get to know you
47:13trust is so important in a relationship and I don't expect her to just give it to me but I think I've earned it pretty well in here
47:21there's nothing you're not telling me that no okay yeah like I said we just have to trust each other
47:26yeah because it will come out exactly and I will find out yes exactly like I said baby keep on keeping on
47:34when you're a dad you're gonna make the most embarrassing jokes
47:38I feel like he was very honest with me so I'm gonna trust Connor but I still will have my wits about me I don't fuck around
47:44I'm glad we talked
47:51it's nice and cold is it let me have a nice hit
47:59I'm very happy with the way that conversation ended and it ended on a kiss so super fans
48:05Lacey was upset that Kai kissed Yana so passionately in the challenge and has been waiting so long for him to come chat to her that she's fallen into a deep sleep
48:15things are real mysterious man I think there's a full number side to you that no one knows
48:20ah priorities Kai Princess Ballsack needs true love's kiss
48:24I feel like he's a copper mate I feel like he's in it a real life
48:28so tired
48:29the fact that he didn't really try to pull me for a chat I think I'm done I'm ready to turn lesbian
48:37so sign me up
48:39I'm just very protective of where I put my energy
48:43of where I put it
48:45or maybe I'm not gonna have anyone I don't know what the word is for that
48:49but what's the word when you're just into yourself and you're into no one else because that's where I'm at
48:57okay babe I girls I just need to sit on the toilet and fart for a second
49:00anything?
49:03nah
49:06I'm just done
49:07I can't be fucked I'm mentally checked out
49:10with everything
49:11I think you really need to chat to him first before you check
49:14no but he's showing that he doesn't care
49:16he doesn't give a flying fuck
49:17he's like the fucking yappy yappy yappy yappy shinnis
49:19yeah
49:20more shit comes out of his mouth than his asshole that's for sure
49:22yeah
49:24more shit comes out of Kai's mouth than his asshole
49:29he's got no balls
49:33he's a loser
49:34he actually has no balls
49:36it's actually inverted dick
49:38what a little shit
49:40um I think his behaviour is giving like inverted dick behaviour
49:46like your dick
49:49is actually inverted
49:52through your asshole
49:54and it's pushing the shit
49:57right up through your mouth
49:59that's why he talks so much shit
50:03you can fuck right off hey
50:06more shit comes out of your mouth than your asshole babe
50:09what do you mean you can't say that
50:11nah I'm done
50:13what do you mean you sit there and fucking say
50:15I'm actually done
50:16you're going to be neutral about it
50:17and not do that and you go and suck his face like nothing
50:19get him to pretty much suck your tits
50:20like what do you want me to do
50:21just go oh yeah cool and just get mugged off
50:24okay
50:25we both said like we wanted to be neutral about it
50:26and like you go and do that
50:27like it's pretty shit
50:28oh yeah
50:29he just kind of stood there and was like
50:31yeah we should go for it
50:32I don't even know what he really said to be honest
50:33because his vocabulary is like the vocabulary of a two year old
50:38do you not get where I'm coming from
50:39I feel like if I just didn't do anything then I'll just look like an absolute mug and look like a loser
50:42you can just leave just go
50:44what?
50:45just actually just go
50:46I don't really want
50:48I actually don't want anything to do with you anymore
50:50but how is that fair?
50:53it's a different situation babe
50:55what's so like
50:56so you want
50:57you just want to neck on with everyone you want?
50:58Kai just fuck off
50:59just go
51:01fucking piss take that
51:02fuck me dude
51:03you're a fucking piss take
51:04hey
51:06what a joke eh
51:07what a joke mate
51:16we just get one love
51:36handsome prince inverted dick has come to the pool
51:39having just told princess ball sack she was a joke
51:42after she told him to F off
51:44if Disney doesn't bid for the rights to make this film
51:47they can kiss next year's box office goodbye
51:51just keep the good times on my mind
51:55oh man
51:56oh
51:57is she doing this from the last time?
51:59what who?
52:00what the?
52:01what?
52:03oh it's both times you're a fucker
52:05hold on
52:06here
52:07I don't want to
52:08she blew up at me again
52:09I can't believe y'all out here
52:10here
52:11you can't even say that
52:12when I was like what's the thing
52:14I'm not going to kiss any of y'all this whole time
52:16you can neck on with every single boy
52:17and she's like it's different
52:19I'm like
52:20you know it's a piss take and you get the fuck out with her
52:22and I'm like
52:23yeah righto bud
52:26um
52:27yeah I just told Kai to fuck off
52:28because
52:29I did just want him to fuck
52:31right off
52:32how was that fair?
52:33how was that fair?
52:34so much yeah
52:35how was that fair bro?
52:36and that was like
52:37she just pretty much called me in
52:38and just like got embarrassed me
52:39and I was like
52:40well how's that?
52:41she called you in just to tell you that
52:42she goes you're a fucking joke
52:43and I went in there
52:44and just threw him the door going
52:45like how's that fair?
52:46like
52:47yeah
52:48Kai walking down to the pool
52:49he was definitely quite heated
52:50like
52:51you think you're going to fucking treat me like that?
52:53just not really making sense of himself either
52:55just spitting words out
52:56kind of thing
52:57no
52:58no
52:59it's definitely a familiar act
53:01so I know what was going on there
53:04I watch my assistant shake
53:12oh Lice
53:14we're gonna cut off babe
53:15nah I'm okay
53:16I'm just so done
53:17like I'm so mentally drained
53:18I think you guys need to have a proper chat though
53:20like just
53:21whose idea was it?
53:24to bring in cock head Kai
53:27don't let me go
53:28don't let me turn around
53:29don't let me turn around
53:30I think you guys need to just have a chat
53:31when you both aren't like
53:32obviously it's hated right now
53:34come and have a normal conversation with me
53:36don't walk past smirking at me
53:37don't walk past smirking at me
53:41I'm sick and tired
53:44of the male species
53:47every single conversation I have with a man
53:49I somehow lose more brain cells
53:53and
53:55it's almost as if I don't
53:56like I already don't have brain cells
53:58but I'm just going in the negatives
54:00I know you guys are heated right now
54:03don't settle
54:04you guys need to have a proper chat
54:06when you both aren't heated
54:07I'm just slow and drain babe
54:08I have no
54:09I have nothing left in me
54:11to like
54:12I know how you feel
54:13to have another like
54:14I love you
54:15I'm literally becoming a therapist
54:16for my ex boyfriend
54:17and my best friend
54:18to get together
54:19like what's going on here
54:22another day in paradise
54:24another day in paradise
54:25another day in paradise
54:30Kai
54:33Kai
54:36do you want to have a chat?
54:38where?
54:39where are?
54:40there?
54:41sure
54:42the fact that I had to pull you for a chat
54:44is fucking pissing me off
54:45what do you mean?
54:46I've been trying to talk to you
54:47and you said no like three times
54:48you literally just
54:49like you didn't really try
54:50let's be real
54:51come on
54:52ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
54:55I feel like it's so dull
54:56I get where you're coming from
54:57but I feel like it's such double standards
54:58when we're both
54:59we're both
55:00we're going to be
55:01like
55:02let's not
55:04but you said to me
55:05you promised you won't do that again
55:06knowing how much it hurt me
55:07the first time
55:08yeah if
55:09you show me mutual respect
55:10and you're on the same basis
55:11but I have Kai
55:12I have
55:13then you go and suck his face
55:14it was not to that extent
55:16come on and you know that
55:17how does it lay that out?
55:18you know that
55:19you know that
55:20I've never tried to
55:21you know that
55:22you know that
55:23you know that
55:24you know that
55:25you know that
55:26you know that
55:27you know that
55:28you know that
55:29I've never tried to
55:30intentionally hurt you
55:31whereas
55:32you've intentionally hurt me
55:33I'm not intentionally
55:34doing anything
55:35I'm intentionally not hurting myself
55:36well yeah you did babe
55:37because you literally said
55:38oh well she kissed old mate
55:39so I'm going to
55:40yeah let's do it
55:41well look I'm not going to make
55:42a mug out of myself
55:43but this is what I'm saying
55:44you're saying that I'm playing games
55:45but that to me is playing games
55:46you think this is
55:47yeah I'm playing
55:48I'm just playing what you're playing
55:49that's how I see it
55:50I'm not playing games Kai though
55:51this is what I'm saying
55:52well then I don't know what you're doing then
55:53you tell me one thing there
55:54and then you do the opposite
55:55you've done it the whole time
55:58so do you get where I'm coming from
55:59I've done it the whole time
56:00I never wanted to do that
56:01well then don't do it
56:02this is what I'm saying
56:03I never wanted
56:04you don't have to do it
56:05just to get back at me
56:06that's what I'm saying
56:07it's like childish behaviour
56:08can we find some patience
56:12the whole time you've been playing games with me
56:14are you fucking kidding me
56:16it's been tit for tat the whole fucking time
56:18it hasn't Kai
56:19it has not been tit for tat
56:20it has the whole fucking time
56:21no it hasn't
56:22it doesn't
56:23it's just him being a gaslighting motherfucker
56:26like it just makes no sense to me at all
56:29and like it just doesn't
56:30it just fuck oh
56:32honestly I would not have cared if it was anyone else
56:35it's just the fact that you have said you want nothing to do with her
56:38and I am yeah and look at the situation
56:40and every single time you've been put in a position to prove that to me
56:43you've like
56:44yeah and you're not proving it to me either
56:45but the banana snap
56:46oh you're actually a joey
56:48you're actually a joey
56:49oh man
56:50we'll have fun with you new boys
56:51don't get cunt with you
56:52because I'm done with shit
56:53like I don't know what you want me to do
56:55treat me like a mug
57:00as much as I sound like a complete fucking idiot
57:07I was really really starting to like him
57:10sure it looks like there's a lot of turmoil in the villa
57:30but I can assure you next time there is plenty of romance
57:35oh and a massive fire pit with a dumping no one will see you coming
57:38next time
57:41there's high romance on horseback
57:45wait
57:46mine's going to the toilet
57:47oh yeah
57:48you let it go baby
57:51and in the hideaway
57:53I can't believe we're having alone time
57:56I have been thinking about alone time with Jotham so much
57:59like oh he's so sexy
58:01then
58:02then
58:03I wish I was here for a chit chat
58:05but unfortunately
58:06this isn't a social visit
58:08a selfie sized surprise
58:11will all the boys please stand up
58:14tonight
58:15someone will be dumped
58:17someone will be dumped
58:23holy
58:24okay
58:25okay
58:39thank you
58:40you
58:41You
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