00:29It's the fourth time you've been here this month.
00:31I need the money to put my fiancé, Tad, through law school.
00:34I don't make enough at my other three jobs, so...
00:37Sorry. This is the last time. You're gonna get yourself killed.
00:42Your fiancé is lucky to have you.
00:45Wait a minute. You've donated a lot of blood. Sit for a bit.
00:57When we come back, Caledon Vandele, the richest man in the country, is looking for a wife.
01:05Yeah? Now, few of us know the true identity of this mysterious Mr. Vandele.
01:11But hopefully we'll find out when we come back.
01:13Yes, Grandma. I'll find a wife.
01:15I don't know. When I see her, I'll know that it's her.
01:18You're all set, Mr. Vandele.
01:22Caledon Vandele? What are you doing here?
01:26I built this hospital. The least I could do is donate blood to my patients.
01:56You're anemic. You can't be selling your blood for money. Are you crazy?
02:02I need the money to pay for my fiancé's law school.
02:07Haven't you ever done anything for that?
02:21Tad!
02:26You're hooking up with my cousin?
02:31Whoops.
02:33I mean, I should have known that Dracula's concubine would be here selling her blood again.
02:40Tad, you're sleeping with my cousin after I've been slaving away to put you through law school?
02:47I dropped out of school ages ago.
02:49Then where is all the money that I've been giving you?
02:52On my finger.
02:56Oh, don't worry. You won't be invited to the wedding.
02:59I mean, I wouldn't want some uggo loser ruining the photo.
03:03Tad, what is she talking about? We were supposed to get married.
03:06You really thought we were going to get married?
03:10Come on. You're pathetic.
03:12Plus, we wouldn't want the twins to be born out of wedlock.
03:17Kids?
03:18Twins.
03:27Now, get out of here, creep.
03:29Take your literal blood money with you.
03:33Ow!
03:48She tried to kill me!
03:51Face it, Sam. No one wants to marry you. And no one ever will.
03:56I'll marry her.
03:57Oh, well, isn't it a match made in loser heaven? Honey, look, he sold his blood too. Maybe you guys can spend your honeymoon letting them harvest your organs.
04:18Pick that up.
04:19If this broke skank needs money so badly, let me do her a favor.
04:25Keep the change, bitch.
04:33Don't pick that up.
04:34Sir, are these people bothering you?
04:35Yes, doctor. They're terrorizing my pregnant fiancé. If they don't stop, show all the miscarriage.
04:53It's okay.
04:54Security!
04:55Oh, good luck making ends meet now.
05:04What are you doing?
05:05What are you doing?
05:06I am a patient!
05:07Not at this hospital, you're not.
05:09Why don't we take a shower for the road?
05:18Is that a urine sample?
05:25Oh my god, I'm so embarrassed. Thank you for helping me.
05:36It's Cal.
05:37Cal, Cal. Thank you, Cal.
05:39And they're the ones that should be embarrassed, not you.
05:42I mean, you just watched my whole life fall apart. I don't even know what I'm gonna do now.
05:49Now? We get married.
05:55What?
05:56If you marry me, I promise, you'll never have to sell another drop of blood for the rest of your life.
06:02Why are you helping me?
06:06You don't even know me.
06:08I know enough.
06:16So, we're just married now.
06:18I'm sorry. No, this is crazy. I don't know anything about you.
06:22Well, what do you want to know?
06:23I don't know. Um...
06:26What's your favorite color?
06:28It's blue.
06:30Light blue, actually.
06:32Like those eyes.
06:42Here.
06:43Text me your bank account information.
06:46I owe you a wedding gift.
06:53Oh.
06:55Where the hell have you been?
06:58The house is a mess and there's a smell coming from the toilet.
07:01Get back here and clean it up or I swear I'll kick you out.
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