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00:00:00What?

00:00:01Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.

00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.

00:00:08Here, place your mind.

00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.

00:00:11Ahem.

00:00:12Can you guys just keep it down?

00:00:14I have work tomorrow morning.

00:00:16Sorry.

00:00:17Hey, Amelia.

00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience school.

00:00:23Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?

00:00:25You started it.

00:00:26Asshole!

00:00:27Crazy bitch!

00:00:28You told her?!

00:00:29She's my sister!

00:00:30I don't care!

00:00:31That violates our agreement!

00:00:32How?!

00:00:33What the fuck?!

00:00:36What?!

00:00:37Michelangelo?

00:00:38Don't look at that.

00:00:40You're such a hypocrite!

00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!

00:00:43I fucking hate you!

00:00:45I fucking hate you more!

00:00:53How was it?

00:00:55Well...

00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.

00:00:59Wait.

00:01:00What are you doing?

00:01:01That is an original.

00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit!

00:01:06Oh, fine!

00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!

00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.

00:01:13You're treating me like shit!

00:01:16That's from the Renaissance!

00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare!

00:01:19I tried to make this work with you!

00:01:20We signed a contract!

00:01:21For an arranged marriage!

00:01:23Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?

00:01:27You are such a simpleton!

00:01:28Oh!

00:01:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

00:01:32Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat!

00:01:35I tried to get along with you!

00:01:36You brought this onto yourself!

00:01:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!

00:01:40Right back at you!

00:01:41I fucking hate you!

00:01:43I hate you!

00:01:44I fucking hate you more!

00:02:06So, you were arrested.

00:02:09Again.

00:02:10To be fair, we thought it was legal to swim there.

00:02:16There is a fence around that reservoir.

00:02:19It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.

00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.

00:02:31Come on, Gucci. Come on.

00:02:33Good boy.

00:02:35Oh!

00:02:40Okay.

00:02:41Come on, Gucci. Let's go.

00:02:42Hey.

00:02:43Amelia.

00:02:45Hey, Jay.

00:02:51Come on, Gucci. Let's go.

00:02:52You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.

00:03:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.

00:03:07The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.

00:03:09I make my own money.

00:03:10I make my own money.

00:03:12Oh, you see, you see.

00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.

00:03:16I am the spokesperson for man thumb.

00:03:18That means free underwear for life.

00:03:20For life.

00:03:22Some parents would be proud.

00:03:23Yeah.

00:03:24Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.

00:03:26You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.

00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?

00:03:37Hmm.

00:03:39All right, don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?

00:03:41And don't be late.

00:03:44Bye, Dad.

00:03:45Excuse me.

00:04:02Ew.

00:04:04Hello, my Gucci.

00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?

00:04:09He used to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?

00:04:14Thank you, Amelia.

00:04:17Good one, Romulus.

00:04:34These are great.

00:04:37I still don't have what I'm looking for.

00:04:39Do you guys mind staying a little longer?

00:04:42No problem.

00:04:43Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.

00:04:46How far?

00:04:50Hi.

00:04:52Michelangelo.

00:04:54Chantal.

00:04:55Nice to meet you.

00:04:57I couldn't notice how hot you are.

00:05:00I've got tickets to the premiere-

00:05:04Hold that up.

00:05:07Hey, Dad.

00:05:09Where the hell were ya?

00:05:11Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.

00:05:13You're supposed to be at the office.

00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.

00:05:18I can meet him later.

00:05:19Now the shoe lady's back on the plane again.

00:05:22Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.

00:05:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.

00:05:26You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.

00:05:29You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.

00:05:33You interned.

00:05:34You went to business school.

00:05:36You have potential.

00:05:38But you say you want to be the CEO?

00:05:41Well, you're going to have to prove it.

00:05:42So far, I ain't seen the ante from you.

00:05:46Bye, Dad.

00:05:50Hey.

00:05:52You okay?

00:05:54Yeah.

00:05:56But I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.

00:05:58So, it's a really rare form of cancer.

00:06:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.

00:06:20Oh, my God.

00:06:22There is an experimental treatment.

00:06:25But it's really expensive.

00:06:27And my insurance doesn't cover it.

00:06:30Don't worry about that.

00:06:32I have money saved.

00:06:34I'll find the rest.

00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?

00:06:37We're going to get through this together.

00:06:41Oh, yeah.

00:06:50Oh.

00:06:55Ciao, Gucci.

00:06:57Did she have a good walk?

00:07:01What's wrong?

00:07:07I'm sorry.

00:07:09This...

00:07:10No, no, forget about it.

00:07:11I'm sorry about your sister.

00:07:13The treatments are just really expensive.

00:07:16I have a savings for my doggy daycare.

00:07:18My dream, but...

00:07:23It's only enough for one treatment.

00:07:25And who knows how many she's going to need.

00:07:27Betsy practically raised us.

00:07:30After our parents passed,

00:07:32I would do anything for her.

00:07:35Amelia.

00:07:37I think I might know how to get you that money.

00:07:40You do?

00:07:42Come back tonight.

00:07:44And make something nice.

00:07:49Come on, Becky.

00:07:58Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.

00:08:03Except for the dog hair.

00:08:07Come with me.

00:08:09I have someone I want you to meet.

00:08:11Are they from Italy?

00:08:12Yes.

00:08:13Wow.

00:08:14Yes, of course.

00:08:15Everything's from Italy here.

00:08:17Well.

00:08:19Amelia, meet.

00:08:20Michelangelo, my son.

00:08:22I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.

00:08:25Yeah.

00:08:27Aren't you the cleaning lady?

00:08:28I'm a dog walker.

00:08:30Don't be so defensive.

00:08:32I wasn't.

00:08:37Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.

00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do.

00:08:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?

00:08:45That'll be really hard.

00:08:47Arrivederci, huh?

00:08:48Hmm?

00:08:56Do you want to do me a favor?

00:09:02What exactly?

00:09:03How does it look?

00:09:12Not half bad.

00:09:14I mean, it's fine.

00:09:16Whatever.

00:09:20Let's do some sexy ones, okay?

00:09:22Or not.

00:09:24I don't feel like being your photographer all night.

00:09:26You work for my dad.

00:09:27You have to do what I say.

00:09:28You don't look like Romulus to me.

00:09:31Just a few more pictures.

00:09:33I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.

00:09:35I don't need Tinder.

00:09:36I'm an underwear model.

00:09:38My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.

00:09:41Whatever.

00:09:47Pour me another.

00:09:49I told you, I'm...

00:09:53Fine.

00:09:59See?

00:10:00Dog walker.

00:10:02That wasn't so hard.

00:10:05What the fuck?

00:10:07This is fucking product!

00:10:13Asshole!

00:10:15You crazy bitch!

00:10:19Amelia!

00:10:20What's wrong?

00:10:22I asked her to pour me another drink,

00:10:24and she flipped out!

00:10:25I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick.

00:10:28I'm gonna be leaving.

00:10:29No, no, no, please.

00:10:30I apologize.

00:10:31My son, he's just immature.

00:10:33Alright?

00:10:34And that's why I invited you to put forward it.

00:10:37Please, alright?

00:10:39Just have a seat, alright?

00:10:41And I promise, he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.

00:10:44Won't you, son?

00:10:46So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.

00:10:50Cancer?

00:10:51Hmm.

00:10:53Yeah.

00:10:54And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.

00:10:58Make my own money, Dad.

00:11:01Okay.

00:11:02I want the business.

00:11:04I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.

00:11:10What kind of deal?

00:11:13Well, it's nothing crazy.

00:11:15No.

00:11:17You two just have to get married, that's all.

00:11:20What?!

00:11:22What?!

00:11:23Romulus!

00:11:24What are you saying?

00:11:25I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.

00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.

00:11:30Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.

00:11:34Look, you have to grow up before you can run our business.

00:11:38And the best way to do that is to get married.

00:11:41We're not even a match.

00:11:42We hate each other.

00:11:43At least I do.

00:11:44Obviously.

00:11:46See?

00:11:47There's something uncommon already.

00:11:48Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.

00:11:53Oh, yeah, we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.

00:11:57She sure drove me crazy when we first met.

00:11:59I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?

00:12:04But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.

00:12:07You two have chemistry.

00:12:09Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.

00:12:11As if.

00:12:12Romulus, isn't there another way?

00:12:15I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.

00:12:18Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?

00:12:21Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement.

00:12:30What's it gonna be?

00:12:31Fine.

00:12:39I'll do it.

00:12:41For Betsy.

00:12:46Michelangelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.

00:12:50If you're not gonna agree to marry her, then you're gonna lose the business.

00:12:56And you're also gonna lose your inheritance.

00:12:58What the hell, Dad?

00:13:02Fuck it. Fine. I'll do it.

00:13:05Now, let's just go into the office now.

00:13:09The lorries have already drafted the contract.

00:13:12Son, we're gonna need some champagne.

00:13:15I ran my money.

00:13:17Try and make yourself look decent.

00:13:21You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.

00:13:24Followed by a wedding planned by me.

00:13:28And I'll tell you, it's gonna be a big one for the ages, too.

00:13:31I hope the Halloween Bowl's not booked.

00:13:34Anyway, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.

00:13:39Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage, but, well, it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?

00:13:45That's why this has to be our own secret.

00:13:49Are we agreed?

00:13:51Sure.

00:13:52All right.

00:13:54Sign in.

00:13:55All right.

00:14:13Salute to the new couple.

00:14:16Mm.

00:14:17So, your place or mine?

00:14:28I'm not staying at a doghouse.

00:14:30Fine. Then we'll stay at yours.

00:14:32Okay.

00:14:42So, this is Michelangelo's place.

00:14:45It's like a museum in here.

00:14:47A Michelangelo museum.

00:14:50Ugh.

00:15:03Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:15:05What was this?

00:15:06Put it in the trash.

00:15:08This isn't trash. These are my sisters. She's an artist.

00:15:11So, put them in your room.

00:15:13I said you could live here, not decorate.

00:15:15Oh, I'm sorry. Is it clashing with your banana hammock?

00:15:18That's man-thong. It's trademarked.

00:15:24Look, I gotta go meet somebody.

00:15:27If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.

00:15:30It's electric.

00:15:37Oh, by the way.

00:15:39This is gonna work.

00:15:41You might want to start wearing that.

00:15:44Gee, thanks.

00:15:45Welcome.

00:15:53You're getting married?

00:15:55Shh, Betsy.

00:15:56Don't tell the whole world.

00:15:57Sorry, Amelia. It's just...

00:16:01This isn't like you.

00:16:03You're saying we're...

00:16:04Reserved.

00:16:06Safe.

00:16:08Like I always taught you.

00:16:11Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.

00:16:15And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.

00:16:19So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.

00:16:22Michelangelo?

00:16:24The Ninja Turtle?

00:16:26No.

00:16:27Michelangelo...

00:16:29Dino Villino? Maybe you've heard of him?

00:16:32Michelangelo Dino Villino?

00:16:34Shhh!

00:16:35The socialite man who's like, start a hundred canceled Bravo shows? How did you even meet?

00:16:45His dad is one of my clients.

00:16:48It's been a whirlwind of a romance.

00:16:50He's so toxic.

00:16:54Speak of the devil.

00:16:57Oh, yeah.

00:16:59You know, that's probably an old issue.

00:17:02This is a doctor's office.

00:17:05Amelia.

00:17:08Betsy Carlyle?

00:17:10Doctor's ready.

00:17:13We'll talk about this later.

00:17:20Ready to get wet, baby?

00:17:38We're already wet.

00:17:50Where did that come from?

00:18:00Nice place.

00:18:12I love the artwork.

00:18:14Thanks.

00:18:16Finally.

00:18:18Finally.

00:18:20Ooh, good taste.

00:18:22No, I'm good.

00:18:24You had plenty at dinner.

00:18:26More for me.

00:18:28You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bedroom.

00:18:32Ooh.

00:18:33Okay.

00:18:34Who are you?

00:18:54Who are you?

00:18:56Who are you? Who are you?

00:19:00Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.

00:19:05Whatever. Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.

00:19:11This is my house?

00:19:13We will be as loud as we want to be. Scream at the top of our lungs!

00:19:19You've got to be kidding me.

00:19:21What's wrong, Dog Walker?

00:19:23Who's jealous?

00:19:25I'm not jealous.

00:19:29Sweet dreams.

00:19:36I can't believe he said I was jealous.

00:19:39How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?

00:19:42Even if he is kinda hot.

00:19:55See you later. And, um, don't worry about last night.

00:20:08Sorry. I had one too many to drink. It won't happen again.

00:20:12Better not.

00:20:24How's the hangover, roomie?

00:20:26Not now. My head's killing me.

00:20:29We need to talk about last night.

00:20:31No. What we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries.

00:20:35I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos. Monogamy wasn't in the contract.

00:20:39But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.

00:20:42And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.

00:20:45Fine. I'll have her sign an NDA. Just give me my phone.

00:20:48My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.

00:20:52And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.

00:20:56Then neither of us get what we want.

00:20:58Yeah, no shit.

00:20:59I'm serious.

00:21:01Don't screw this up.

00:21:04I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.

00:21:07I know what I'm doing. Dog walker.

00:21:09And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.

00:21:12Whenever I want.

00:21:13Wherever I want.

00:21:15Fine. Do whatever you want.

00:21:17Sorry. It's a bit harsh. I just really hung over.

00:21:27That could have gone better.

00:21:33Hey, baby.

00:21:36You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.

00:21:38You're rich now.

00:21:40I know. I like it.

00:21:42Oh, that's good to hear.

00:21:43You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.

00:21:48Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?

00:21:52Oh, fine. Yeah. We're still getting to know each other.

00:21:55All right. Well, give him time, all right?

00:21:58Oh, and listen. He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?

00:22:02Look, I promise.

00:22:04I wouldn't be so sure.

00:22:05Yeah, you're right.

00:22:07All right.

00:22:08Well, we'll see you later.

00:22:09Yeah.

00:22:10All right. Come on, Gucci.

00:22:11Yeah, yeah.

00:22:12Come on.

00:22:13Bye, Gooch.

00:22:17Hey, Amelia.

00:22:18Hey, Jake.

00:22:20Gucci, no!

00:22:21Royce!

00:22:24I'd say bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.

00:22:28It's to see you up close for once.

00:22:29Yeah. Same here.

00:22:38Sorry.

00:22:39Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.

00:22:42His whole family, actually.

00:22:44All these rich people are nuts.

00:22:46They should make a reality show.

00:22:48A little dog owner is in Beverly Hills.

00:22:52Do you want to walk together?

00:22:54Let these two get to know each other?

00:22:57Yeah.

00:22:58I'd like them.

00:23:04So, how long have you been a dog walker?

00:23:07A couple months.

00:23:08I like it.

00:23:09I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.

00:23:12Barista.

00:23:13Wooper driver.

00:23:15Delivery guy.

00:23:17Movie extra?

00:23:18You were in a movie.

00:23:19Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.

00:23:21I was trying to impress you.

00:23:24How about you?

00:23:25How long have you been doing this?

00:23:27I don't know.

00:23:28My whole life, I guess.

00:23:29It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.

00:23:34I want to open a doggy daycare someday.

00:23:36Wow.

00:23:37I guess you really like dogs.

00:23:39Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.

00:23:44If you want to hang out with this human sometime.

00:23:47My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.

00:23:50Do you want to go?

00:23:51I don't have to admit, I had a crush on you.

00:23:56You did?

00:23:58Yeah.

00:24:00I still do.

00:24:04He's cute.

00:24:05I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.

00:24:08Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.

00:24:15I'd love to go to the concert.

00:24:18Hell yeah!

00:24:20I mean, uh...

00:24:21Regular.

00:24:22Yeah.

00:24:23I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.

00:24:28I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.

00:24:33Hey, what's your ring?

00:24:36Um, it's just a class ring.

00:24:39From high school.

00:24:41Looks pretty big.

00:24:42It was a big school.

00:24:45Public schools.

00:24:46Am I right?

00:24:52I mean, it kinda looks like an engagement ring.

00:24:55Me?

00:24:56Engaged?

00:24:57No.

00:24:58Are you kidding?

00:24:59I'm 24.

00:25:00I'm practically still a baby.

00:25:01I mean, I should be wearing diapers.

00:25:04Crawling around, drooling.

00:25:05Nope.

00:25:06Single and ready to mingle.

00:25:08Okay.

00:25:12Royce pooped.

00:25:14You should pick it up.

00:25:15Where? I don't see it.

00:25:16Just over there.

00:25:19Come on.

00:25:24Do I have to wear a suit every day?

00:25:27Of course. It's an office.

00:25:29You wanna be CEO, you gotta look the part.

00:25:32You mean like, you look like Willy Wonka without the Chocolate Factory?

00:25:36Very funny.

00:25:37You know I'm retiring next year.

00:25:39Yes, I know.

00:25:40That means you gotta get up to speed rapidamente.

00:25:43So today you're gonna be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.

00:25:47Can I get Starbucks first?

00:25:48Fuck no.

00:25:49Come on, Dad.

00:25:59Wow!

00:26:03Oh my goodness.

00:26:04Are you okay?

00:26:06Hi, I'm Michelangelo.

00:26:07Michelangelo.

00:26:12You're engaged, remember?

00:26:14And this is our new palette.

00:26:18It's Matt's collection.

00:26:20He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.

00:26:22But yeah, that's the presentation for me, Michelangelo.

00:26:37What, Dad?

00:26:38What a day, Dad.

00:26:41It's not even lunchtime yet.

00:26:43Look at you, you got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.

00:26:47Just stick with it, will you kid?

00:26:50Hard work does pay off.

00:26:52Let me just look at Amelia.

00:26:54What about her?

00:26:55She comes from nothing, son.

00:26:56Nobody taught her how to run a business.

00:26:58But she just worked hard, and now...

00:27:01Well, now she earns money doing what she loves.

00:27:04I guess that's impressive.

00:27:06Yeah, I see.

00:27:07See, it is.

00:27:08I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?

00:27:11I just hope I don't get that uptight.

00:27:12Break's over.

00:27:35Well, not too bad, huh?

00:27:37One day down.

00:27:39Forty more years to go.

00:27:43Now this is the time when you go home with Amelia,

00:27:47you talk about the day's work,

00:27:49raise you closer together,

00:27:51comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.

00:27:56You know, I'm thinking,

00:27:58it's time for the world to meet Amelia...

00:28:02tonight.

00:28:04Tonight?

00:28:06Shit.

00:28:07When am I gonna tell Chantel?

00:28:08I promised we'd Netflix a bang tonight.

00:28:09bang tonight.

00:28:10The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.

00:28:12Lights, camera, red carpet.

00:28:14Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition

00:28:16to the Dino Verdina app.

00:28:19Don't you think it's a bit...

00:28:21soon, Dad? I mean, we just signed the contract.

00:28:24What's the matter?

00:28:26You're getting along all right, aren't you?

00:28:27Yeah, yeah, just really starting to warm up to each other.

00:28:32All right, so it's all settled.

00:28:34I'll see you at eight o'clock tonight, in the limo, and...

00:28:37don't be late.

00:28:38Why, Dad?

00:28:41Why, Dad?

00:28:53So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?

00:28:58Because I wanna do something nice for my favorite big sister.

00:29:01And?

00:29:04And...

00:29:06You know I never splurge on stuff like this.

00:29:08But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now,

00:29:11I think I can afford to let my hair down.

00:29:14You better not let that hair down.

00:29:16Sorry, just an expression.

00:29:24How's it going in there?

00:29:26I'm coming out!

00:29:27I'm coming out!

00:29:37That bad?

00:29:39I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.

00:29:44Buy that dress.

00:29:46ASAP.

00:29:50Leave me alone, party boy.

00:29:52I've got my own function tonight.

00:29:57I'm coming in.

00:30:00I'm coming out.

00:30:02You're really good.

00:30:04You're really good.

00:30:06I'm coming out to you now.

00:30:07What is that?

00:30:09Action.

00:30:11Supporting, move.

00:30:13Compare it.

00:30:15You can't do the same thing.

00:30:17Whatever.

00:30:19You can do the same thing.

00:30:21What would you do?

00:30:23You can do it.

00:30:24What are you looking at?

00:30:30You're spilling all over yourself.

00:30:32Oh, thanks.

00:30:32Did you forget my name?

00:30:37No, it's just something different.

00:30:41Did you change your hair?

00:30:43Why do you care?

00:30:44The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.

00:30:46I'm going out.

00:30:47I just forgot my charger.

00:30:48Awesome, thanks.

00:30:52I'm taking this.

00:30:54Wait, I've been calling you.

00:30:55We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.

00:30:56I told you, I'm busy.

00:30:58Hold on.

00:31:02Amelia!

00:31:10All right, hey, look who's right on time.

00:31:13Nice.

00:31:14Where's Amelia?

00:31:16She's sick.

00:31:18She can't make it.

00:31:20Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:31:21If your fiance is sick, you know, you can't go out and party.

00:31:24Yeah, you've got to stay home with her.

00:31:26Give her some nice soup.

00:31:29I'll catch both of you for the next one.

00:31:31Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.

00:31:33Poor thing.

00:31:35Okay, Dad.

00:31:37See you in the office.

00:31:37Stupid dog walker tricking me with her makeover.

00:31:46I'll teach her to mess with my plans.

00:31:56Hey, it's Michael Angelo, Dean Levino.

00:31:58Do you still track people?

00:31:59Wow.

00:32:16Amelia.

00:32:17Hi.

00:32:19You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.

00:32:23Sorry, I don't come to concerts often.

00:32:27I kind of panicked.

00:32:28No worries.

00:32:29I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.

00:32:32Yeah.

00:32:33But you're drinking for free tonight.

00:32:35Talk to the bartender.

00:32:37Wow.

00:32:37VIP treatment.

00:32:39You look like one.

00:32:41Thanks, Jake.

00:32:43Hey, lover boy.

00:32:45We're on.

00:32:45Gotta go.

00:32:49Find me in the green room after.

00:32:51Hope you like it.

00:32:52Break a leg.

00:32:53Love you, Dean.

00:32:54Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.

00:33:16All I do is you know what I want, babe.

00:33:21You know what I want.

00:33:25Good.

00:33:26Nothing from Michelangelo.

00:33:27Maybe he's learned his lesson.

00:33:30One more, please.

00:33:36But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.

00:33:38Jake, you guys were great.

00:33:49You really think so?

00:33:51I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.

00:33:53The who?

00:33:55You don't know the strokes.

00:33:59Are they older?

00:34:01I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.

00:34:04It's all right.

00:34:06Lots of stuff to introduce you to.

00:34:07You want some of them to drink?

00:34:10Yeah.

00:34:17So, when did you learn how to play guitar?

00:34:21Since I was 13.

00:34:23Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally

00:34:26going someplace.

00:34:28That's awesome.

00:34:29And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.

00:34:35You're going to quit dog walking?

00:34:36I thought you liked it.

00:34:39I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.

00:34:42I don't even like dogs that much.

00:34:45I'm more of a cat person.

00:34:46A cat person?

00:34:48Who doesn't like dogs?

00:34:52Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.

00:34:55I don't want to talk about work tonight.

00:34:57I just want to relax.

00:34:59Have a good time.

00:35:01You're beautiful, you know that?

00:35:03I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.

00:35:08Now I'm not sure.

00:35:09We have nothing in common.

00:35:11Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?

00:35:13What the heck?

00:35:17I'm tipsy.

00:35:18He's cute.

00:35:19Michelangelo had his fun.

00:35:21Now I can have mine.

00:35:22Looks like someone needs obedience.

00:35:40What's going on?

00:35:40That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo Baby underwear model.

00:35:45He's not.

00:35:46You coming with me, dog walker?

00:35:48Don't make me get the leash.

00:35:49What the hell, Michelangelo?

00:35:51Back off, dude.

00:35:53Back off.

00:35:54Grubby little hipster.

00:35:55She's my fiance.

00:35:57See, that was an engagement ring.

00:35:59Jake, I can explain.

00:36:00Let's go.

00:36:04I'm really sorry, Jake.

00:36:05I'm not, Jake.

00:36:11This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking sober, Mike.

00:36:17And this is for making me listen to Andy.

00:36:25I can't believe you did that after your high and mighty speech.

00:36:27You're such a hypocrite.

00:36:28Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.

00:36:31Just an Italian-American psycho.

00:36:34I'm not following you around.

00:36:36You know what?

00:36:37I get it.

00:36:38You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.

00:36:42Me jealous?

00:36:43Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?

00:36:46Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.

00:36:48I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.

00:36:51I have a name.

00:36:53Wait, what are you doing?

00:36:54That is an original.

00:36:55I'm so sick of your bullshit.

00:36:56Oh, fine.

00:36:59I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.

00:37:02I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.

00:37:05They're treating me like shit.

00:37:08That's from the Renaissance.

00:37:09You are history's worst nightmare.

00:37:11I tried to make this work with you.

00:37:12We signed a contract.

00:37:14For an arranged marriage.

00:37:15Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?

00:37:19You are such a simpleton.

00:37:20Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:37:25Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.

00:37:27I tried to get along with you.

00:37:28You brought this on to yourself.

00:37:30I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.

00:37:32Right back at you.

00:37:34I fucking hate you.

00:37:35I fucking hate you more.

00:37:37I fucking hate you.

00:38:07I fucking hate you.

00:38:37I fucking hate you.

00:38:39I fucking hate you.

00:38:40I fucking hate you.

00:38:41Where am I?

00:38:42Who's spooning me?

00:38:46Is that Jake?

00:38:48How drunk was I?

00:38:54Michelangelo?

00:38:55Dog Walker.

00:38:57Oh.

00:38:58I forgot we did that last night.

00:39:02Must have been all those free beers.

00:39:04Uh-huh.

00:39:04We don't have to talk about this, right?

00:39:08I know. We got too many drinks. We just forget it ever happened. If that's what you want.

00:39:14Definitely. Um, I have to go to work.

00:39:20I should get up, too.

00:39:23Oh, my head.

00:39:25Just pedialine in the fridge.

00:39:28Thanks for coming today, sis.

00:39:29Of course.

00:39:30My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.

00:39:36Well, you look great.

00:39:37Thanks.

00:39:39I don't feel great.

00:39:41The treatment's taking a lot out of me.

00:39:45You, on the other hand, are glowing today.

00:39:49What's going on?

00:39:52So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.

00:39:56Wait.

00:39:58For the first time?

00:40:00Yeah.

00:40:01We're taking it slow.

00:40:04Michelangelo.

00:40:05The male gigolo.

00:40:06Is taking it slow.

00:40:10Maybe I did misjudge him.

00:40:13And?

00:40:14How was it?

00:40:17Well...

00:40:17Really bad.

00:40:18Right?

00:40:19I knew it.

00:40:20Actually, it was the best sex I ever had.

00:40:23Well, that explains the glow.

00:40:29I am happy for you, sis.

00:40:32Physical chemistry is important.

00:40:35That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.

00:40:37I don't get it.

00:40:38He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.

00:40:42I feel like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again, and...

00:40:47You get the picture.

00:40:50Hey.

00:40:53Opposites attract.

00:40:54I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.

00:40:58Because you're so different.

00:41:01Something like that.

00:41:02Here comes.

00:41:12Right on the schedule.

00:41:13Dog walkers in love with me.

00:41:16I'll have to let it down easy.

00:41:18Weird.

00:41:19I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.

00:41:20What was that about?

00:41:32Must be the hangover.

00:41:42Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.

00:41:44Maybe we can finish what we started last time.

00:41:50Hey, unfortunately, something came up.

00:42:01I can't make it tonight.

00:42:06Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?

00:42:08And why hasn't she texted me yet?

00:42:20Hey.

00:42:34Hi.

00:42:36We should talk.

00:42:37We should talk about last night.

00:42:42I'm not very good with words.

00:42:43Me neither.

00:42:44But last night, I...

00:42:46You don't have to say anything.

00:42:47We both know it was a mistake.

00:42:49And we can just go back to hating each other.

00:42:52Like nothing ever happened.

00:42:54I don't think you understand it.

00:42:55You just listen to me for a second.

00:42:56Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.

00:42:59I'm a big girl.

00:43:00I've had a one-night stand before.

00:43:02I've never been with someone like you before.

00:43:05Okay, I get it.

00:43:06I'm not one of your...

00:43:08Your models or your D-list actresses.

00:43:11You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.

00:43:15I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.

00:43:18I mean...

00:43:18Frankly, so would I.

00:43:19I mean, you're driving me nuts.

00:43:21You don't understand.

00:43:22Let's...

00:43:22Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.

00:43:25I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.

00:43:29Wait.

00:43:30Did you just call me Amelia?

00:43:34What happened to dog walker?

00:43:38I have a confession to make.

00:43:39Last night, I don't know how, I don't know why, that was the best sex I've ever had in my life.

00:43:52Really?

00:43:52Do I look like I'm lying?

00:43:55I'm not a good actor.

00:43:57I could even do reality TV.

00:43:58But there is a fire between us, Amelia.

00:44:03Some kind of crazy, cosmic chemistry.

00:44:08You sound like you're reading a horoscope.

00:44:11Amelia.

00:44:13Please.

00:44:15I know you felt it, too.

00:44:22Amelia, please.

00:44:24Don't act like you didn't feel it, too.

00:44:25I felt it, too.

00:44:32So why are we fighting it?

00:44:35I've been thinking about you all day.

00:44:38Me, too.

00:44:55So, I set the kitchen on fire?

00:45:16How am I supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball shots on fire?

00:45:19It's not my fault.

00:45:21They should change the name.

00:45:24No wonder they canceled Vanderpump's super yacht.

00:45:28If you think that's funny, just wait until the next episode.

00:45:30The captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis, and he almost sinks the boat.

00:45:33You know, when you're not acting like a complete douchebag, you're not so bad.

00:45:45Thanks?

00:45:47You know, we could actually try this.

00:45:51Hey, if the sex stays this good, I'm open for anything.

00:45:54I'm serious.

00:45:56The wedding's coming up.

00:45:59We could give it a shot.

00:46:01You mean, like, you and me.

00:46:03Together, together.

00:46:04Why not?

00:46:06Were you planning on marrying someone else?

00:46:07Oh, Gucci, what's the rush?

00:46:28Oh, hey, Royce.

00:46:31Jake?

00:46:32How's it going?

00:46:34Good.

00:46:35Yeah.

00:46:36Look, the other night was kind of...

00:46:38Crazy.

00:46:39I know.

00:46:41I should have told you about Michelangelo.

00:46:43We were kind of in a fight.

00:46:46I'm sorry for bringing you into this.

00:46:48Is he always like that?

00:46:50So aggressive and controlling?

00:46:52I couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that.

00:46:55He was like a caveman lugging home his woman.

00:46:58Well, I am his woman.

00:47:00He saw us together, and he got jealous.

00:47:03And I don't blame him.

00:47:04Oh, my God.

00:47:06Am I actually sticking up for Michelangelo Dinovolino?

00:47:10I didn't mean to pry.

00:47:12Just wanted to make sure everything's okay.

00:47:15I'm here if you need to talk.

00:47:17Thanks, Jake.

00:47:18But I'm engaged.

00:47:21Remember?

00:47:22And the only person I want to talk to is my fiancé.

00:47:25I thought we had a connection.

00:47:26You're a cat person.

00:47:29It never would have worked.

00:47:31Come on, Gucci.

00:47:32Let's go.

00:47:36Cats are awesome.

00:47:37That was a great presentation.

00:47:44The marketing director loved your ideas for the new line.

00:47:47You think so?

00:47:48Ooh.

00:47:49Maybe I'm finally starting to get a hang of this CEO thing.

00:47:52Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:47:53Now, listen.

00:47:54I got to fly to Paris for a few days.

00:47:56You mind watching your little brother for me?

00:47:59Gucci?

00:47:59Sure.

00:48:00But, I mean, you know, dogs are more Amelia's specialty.

00:48:03Yeah, but that's how you impress her.

00:48:05You invite her for a romantic date at the dog park.

00:48:09At the dog park?

00:48:10Mm-hmm.

00:48:11I just texted her.

00:48:12It's all set.

00:48:13Now, go get a lover, boy.

00:48:16So, you just throw it and he brings it back?

00:48:30You've never played fetch before?

00:48:33It's my dad's dog, not mine.

00:48:37Let me try.

00:48:39That's okay.

00:48:40I know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands.

00:48:43Yes.

00:48:46Do you ever get tired of the dog stuff?

00:48:50No.

00:48:51I like my work.

00:48:53What's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun?

00:48:58You're right.

00:48:58I should work less.

00:49:01If nothing else, you're letting me get closer to my little brother.

00:49:08Fetch Gucci.

00:49:14I've got a big surprise.

00:49:15A surprise.

00:49:18Just wait and see.

00:49:27Grazie, Enzo.

00:49:28Have a good night, Mr. Dino Bellino.

00:49:35What's that?

00:49:37Special delivery from Masterione's Italian Deli.

00:49:40The Gucci?

00:49:44It's your favorite prosciutto.

00:49:47You know, that's awful for dogs, right?

00:49:50I thought you were off the clock today.

00:49:54Besides, a special occasion.

00:49:57I also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little Chianti into it.

00:50:01It's for us.

00:50:05Why don't you get us a corkscrew?

00:50:07What else is in the bag?

00:50:08Just some imported Italian ingredients so I can make you a real Italian dinner.

00:50:12You can cook?

00:50:14You can cook?

00:50:28That was so good.

00:50:30I feel like I just went to Italy even though I've never been.

00:50:34How did you do this?

00:50:36I can't cook at all.

00:50:38Making Italian food is one of my favorite things to do.

00:50:40Did you learn in culinary school?

00:50:42No.

00:50:43My mom taught me.

00:50:45Tell me about her.

00:50:46I never told a girl about my mom.

00:50:50Sorry.

00:50:51I don't mean to pray.

00:50:53She passed away when I was 11.

00:50:56Breast cancer.

00:50:57But I have a lot of good memories of her.

00:51:01She grew up in a little village in Tuscany and she taught me everything I know about cooking.

00:51:07We'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing.

00:51:13I still have all of her recipes here.

00:51:17Handwritten in Italian.

00:51:19That's really special.

00:51:20I miss her.

00:51:25This might sound corny but I feel a little closer to her when I make her recipes.

00:51:31It's not corny.

00:51:33But I didn't know you were such a softie.

00:51:35Just don't tell TMZ.

00:51:38What about your parents?

00:51:41My parents died in a car accident when I was 13.

00:51:44It's been me and Betsy ever since.

00:51:48I'm sorry.

00:51:49I just really hope these treatments work.

00:51:53I don't want to lose her too.

00:51:57I'm sorry.

00:51:58Your story made me emotional.

00:52:00I'm gonna go do the dishes.

00:52:02I'll help you.

00:52:02No.

00:52:03No, it's fine.

00:52:04I like doing the dishes.

00:52:05It relaxes me.

00:52:07Good.

00:52:08Because I hate them.

00:52:09Well, then I guess we make a good team.

00:52:14Is it just the wine?

00:52:17Or am I really falling for...

00:52:20Him?

00:52:20Her.

00:52:23You don't want espresso.

00:52:26Hey.

00:52:35Hey.

00:52:36Do you want an espresso?

00:52:38I just figured out how to make the machine work.

00:52:40No, thank you.

00:52:41You need to have a morning meeting.

00:52:42I'm kind of in a rush.

00:52:43Okay, well, don't forget Gucci.

00:52:45How could I?

00:52:48Ready, bro?

00:52:50Well, let me fix your tie.

00:52:53What do you know about ties?

00:52:55You wear t-shirts to work.

00:52:57And you wore man thongs two weeks ago.

00:53:00Touché.

00:53:01There you go.

00:53:03Okay, bye.

00:53:04Bye.

00:53:07Love you.

00:53:08Love you too.

00:53:09Love you too.

00:53:13I'm sorry.

00:53:15I'm sorry.

00:53:20Reflex.

00:53:21I didn't mean to say that.

00:53:22Me neither.

00:53:23Too soon.

00:53:25Talk about it later?

00:53:27Yeah.

00:53:28Okay.

00:53:29Okay.

00:53:30Could that have been any more awkward?

00:53:33And is Michelangelo really in love with me?

00:53:36Look who's here.

00:53:42Hey, my little guy.

00:53:45Hey, little Gucci.

00:53:47Look at this right here.

00:53:49Huh?

00:53:50Let's try it.

00:53:52Oh, yeah.

00:53:53Now, here's mine.

00:53:55Right?

00:53:56Just like that.

00:53:57Huh?

00:53:58Yeah.

00:53:58Even got one for big brother.

00:54:00Right there.

00:54:02Come to papa.

00:54:03Yes, my boy.

00:54:06All right.

00:54:07All right.

00:54:07So, we got to talk about this wedding, right?

00:54:10This is two weeks off.

00:54:12Hollywood Bowl.

00:54:13They're waiting for an answer.

00:54:14And I bumped into Chris Martin on the plane.

00:54:17He says the band is free.

00:54:20You like Coldplay, right?

00:54:21Dad, we can't have the wedding at the Hollywood Bowl.

00:54:25Cold.

00:54:26Well, all right.

00:54:27Then we'll book the Magic Castle.

00:54:29How about that?

00:54:30Not too big.

00:54:31Plenty of room for Coldplay, huh?

00:54:33Let's just pump the brakes.

00:54:35We cannot plan a wedding like this.

00:54:37What?

00:54:38Something wrong with Amelia?

00:54:39No.

00:54:41Everything is great.

00:54:42It's better than great, honestly.

00:54:45But we cannot have a big, flashy wedding.

00:54:48That's our thing.

00:54:51It's not Amelia's thing.

00:54:53I think it'd make her uncomfortable.

00:54:55Wow.

00:54:56I never thought of that.

00:54:59You know, you have a very good point there.

00:55:00I'm very impressed.

00:55:04You've never acted like this with any other woman.

00:55:08I can't say I've ever felt like this with another girl.

00:55:12Sounds like you might be falling in love.

00:55:15Love?

00:55:17Yeah.

00:55:18I don't know.

00:55:19He's so cute.

00:55:22All right, all right.

00:55:24Change of deal.

00:55:25Gonna cancel the Hollywood Bowl, all right?

00:55:27And then we'll have a nice, small, intimate affair, a wedding with Coldplay.

00:55:33No Coldplay, Dad.

00:55:35No Coldplay.

00:55:36So, it's about my cancer treatment.

00:55:47It's not working.

00:55:49I know it.

00:55:50I talked to my doctors yesterday.

00:55:53And I'm cured.

00:55:55What?

00:55:56You're cured?

00:55:57I didn't think I would be cured in only two sessions.

00:56:07It only took two sessions?

00:56:10I almost had enough in my savings to cover that.

00:56:13Maybe I didn't need the Dina Valino's money.

00:56:16What's wrong, sis?

00:56:18We should be celebrating!

00:56:20I brought Prosecco.

00:56:21No, yeah.

00:56:23No, I'm good.

00:56:24Yeah.

00:56:26Amelia, I'm your sister.

00:56:28You can tell me anything.

00:56:31Is it Michelangelo?

00:56:33Is everything okay?

00:56:35If that punk, pretty boy hurts you,

00:56:37I will take that man thong and give him a wedgie so far up his butt that it will cut him in two.

00:56:43It's not Michelangelo, Betsy.

00:56:47It's me.

00:56:48I have to tell you something.

00:56:55I cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage!

00:57:01What is this, Game of Thrones?

00:57:03It was the only way that I could pay for your treatments.

00:57:06And you know that I would do anything for you.

00:57:09Actually, he's not that bad.

00:57:13I kind of like him.

00:57:14Yeah, babe, that's called Stockholm Syndrome.

00:57:19We need to get you out of there.

00:57:21Betsy, I have real feelings for him.

00:57:26But what about the tabloid stories?

00:57:30You heard what he did to that floozy in Disney World.

00:57:33They banned him for life.

00:57:35You'll never go to Epcot.

00:57:36He's not actually like the stories.

00:57:40Or at least not to me.

00:57:43He's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia.

00:57:47If you marry Michelangelo, he will make your life a living hell.

00:57:53What if you meet him?

00:57:55Yeah.

00:57:57Meet him.

00:57:58Maybe he'll change your mind.

00:57:59Maybe you'll actually like him.

00:58:01Don't count on it.

00:58:02Please, me, just give him a chance.

00:58:07Fine.

00:58:08Yes.

00:58:09Only one.

00:58:10Yes.

00:58:13You won't regret it.

00:58:14I'm going to go get the Prosecco.

00:58:18You better bring the whole bottle.

00:58:23Thank you for making dinner.

00:58:26Of course.

00:58:27I'm glad she's cancer-free.

00:58:28We need to celebrate.

00:58:29Michaelangelo, you know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me, right?

00:58:38You mean besides me?

00:58:39I'm serious.

00:58:40It's really important to me that you two get along.

00:58:43Have a glass of wine.

00:58:46Tonight's going to be great.

00:58:47It's enormous.

00:59:00Why would anybody need so much room?

00:59:05It's nice to see you too, sis.

00:59:09Nice to finally meet you, Betsy.

00:59:11So, this is the infamous, uh, Michelangelo.

00:59:21How about we start off with a glass of champagne?

00:59:25$96 Dom Perignon?

00:59:26Amelia said that's the year that you were born.

00:59:29Yeah, sorry, I can't drink that fancy stuff.

00:59:32It's worth more than my car.

00:59:34Why would anybody spend that much on a drink?

00:59:38$8.99 at Ralph's.

00:59:39It's delicious.

00:59:42This was made in France.

00:59:44Sorry, can't touch that stuff.

00:59:47So, who wants a drink?

00:59:49Okay.

01:00:09You hardly touch your food.

01:00:13It's a little too rich for me.

01:00:18Mine tastes great.

01:00:21So, Michelangelo, I have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up.

01:00:28You don't mind, do you?

01:00:30Fire away.

01:00:30So, I know you two have been having your fun.

01:00:37Um, but what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?

01:00:44I don't think it's going to.

01:00:45That's cute and all, but what about her career?

01:00:50Are you going to support her?

01:00:52Or kids, what's your stance on that?

01:00:54Or are you just going to jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?

01:00:58Let's see.

01:00:59Look, I know I have a past, but I'm committed to it.

01:01:06We haven't talked about kids, but I'm open to anything.

01:01:09See, Michelangelo, that's my point.

01:01:11You two are getting married and you barely know each other.

01:01:15We know now.

01:01:16Easy, Betsy.

01:01:19I just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon.

01:01:21And if you really cared about Amelia, you would give her the time.

01:01:26And what makes you such an expert?

01:01:28I don't see a ring on your finger.

01:01:31Michelangelo.

01:01:31You probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now.

01:01:34It's no wonder Amelia was so uptight when I met her.

01:01:36She gets it from you.

01:01:38Are you going to let him talk to me like that, Amelia?

01:01:40You started it.

01:01:48Why don't we all just calm down?

01:01:50Um, Betsy's just looking out for my best interests.

01:01:53No, she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her.

01:01:57That's not fair, Michelangelo.

01:01:58She's not been fair to me since she walked through the door.

01:02:00You're the horniest bastard in Beverly Hills.

01:02:02And you're a frigid, lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy.

01:02:06You know what?

01:02:07You can't talk to Betsy like that.

01:02:08That's my sister.

01:02:09She just survived cancer.

01:02:13That doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house.

01:02:16This is my house, too, and she can say whatever she wants.

01:02:19Not to me.

01:02:20You know, maybe she should be concerned.

01:02:22I don't like this side of you.

01:02:23See, I told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other,

01:02:26but I guess the contract doesn't allow for that.

01:02:29You told her?

01:02:30She's my sister.

01:02:31I don't care.

01:02:32That violates our agreement.

01:02:33Oh, is that all I am to you?

01:02:35A contractual agreement?

01:02:36Some kind of obligation?

01:02:37It's not what I meant.

01:02:39It came out wrong, Amelia.

01:02:41I love you.

01:02:43You love me?

01:02:45Don't listen to him.

01:02:46He doesn't even know what that means.

01:02:47Shut the fuck up!

01:02:49You know what?

01:02:50Maybe she was right.

01:02:51I shouldn't have signed that contract.

01:02:53It's over.

01:02:53We need to get out of here.

01:03:02I've seen too many true crime documentaries on Netflix

01:03:04to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets.

01:03:06Amelia, I know this is hard to hear,

01:03:14but you did the right thing.

01:03:17You do so much better than him.

01:03:20Yeah.

01:03:22But he isn't a monster.

01:03:24I shouldn't have said that.

01:03:25We can talk about it on the road.

01:03:28Get packing, and if we leave now,

01:03:30we can get to Mexico by dawn.

01:03:31Lay low for a bit.

01:03:33Mexico?

01:03:34Or Canada.

01:03:35Whatever.

01:03:35It's that, or stay here and get sued

01:03:37by the Dino Lavinos.

01:03:40Or worse.

01:03:41I don't think Romulus and Michelangelo would sue us.

01:03:44I mean, I only told you about the contract.

01:03:47It's not like I told the media.

01:03:49You don't know that.

01:03:51We're liabilities.

01:03:53Loose ends.

01:03:55You should listen to more True Kind podcast.

01:04:00Get rid of that thing.

01:04:03It could be tracking us right now.

01:04:05Yeah, you know,

01:04:06Michelangelo did manage to follow me

01:04:08to the ecoplex the other day.

01:04:10See?

01:04:12He could have a sniper on us.

01:04:17It's Romulus.

01:04:19Hey, Romulus.

01:04:21What?

01:04:22What do you mean Gucci's missing?

01:04:24You came.

01:04:39Against my better judgment.

01:04:41I'm not happy you've been blowing me off.

01:04:44I've just been busy,

01:04:45but it's over with now.

01:04:48You should punish me for straying.

01:04:54You make me sick.

01:04:56I make me sick.

01:04:57I make me sick.

01:05:06Nice underwear.

01:05:10It's a great craftsmanship.

01:05:11Okay, let's get this over with.

01:05:21Is that all you have to say?

01:05:24Do you even realize how hot I am?

01:05:26I'm sorry, Chantel.

01:05:29I thought I wanted this.

01:05:34But I don't.

01:05:36I'm not the stud that I used to be.

01:05:41Amelia broke up with me.

01:05:47It feels like she's stomping on my heart

01:05:49with one of your shoes.

01:05:50Never in a million years

01:05:53did I think I'd fall for a dog walk

01:05:55with my hair.

01:05:55I am fucking devastated.

01:05:58And all her wishes

01:05:59I could take back how I acted.

01:06:01And she just wanted to come back to me.

01:06:13Amelia?

01:06:16Hi, Dad.

01:06:18Gucci's gone?

01:06:19I'll be right there.

01:06:29Romulus.

01:06:30What?

01:06:30Oh.

01:06:33Well, I only had him off the leash

01:06:35for a second, you know.

01:06:37We're practically in the house

01:06:38and then all of a sudden

01:06:39he just shot off like a rocket.

01:06:41I've been calling him all night

01:06:43but he won't come back!

01:06:45Cole, we can help you find him.

01:06:48Yeah?

01:06:49Right?

01:06:51Good, thanks.

01:06:53Gucci!

01:06:54This better not be a trap.

01:06:56Just come on.

01:06:59Gucci!

01:07:00Gucci!

01:07:01Gucci!

01:07:02Hey, hey, hey!

01:07:03Where's Michelangelo?

01:07:04Huh?

01:07:04I thought you were both together.

01:07:05Why isn't he here with you?

01:07:07Oh, um, he's...

01:07:08Sorry, I'm late, Dad.

01:07:11Where were you?

01:07:12I had to stop for late night delivery

01:07:14at Mastroianni's.

01:07:15It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto.

01:07:17If this doesn't ring out of hiding,

01:07:19nothing will.

01:07:20Smart move, kid.

01:07:22Here, ladies.

01:07:23Take a piece of this prosciutto here.

01:07:24That's it.

01:07:25Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:07:29Amelia.

01:07:30Gucci!

01:07:39Gucci!

01:07:40Gucci!

01:07:41He's hopeless.

01:07:43We've been looking for him all night long.

01:07:53We're never gonna find him.

01:07:55Don't give up, Dad.

01:07:56He's just off having a little adventure.

01:07:58Keep looking.

01:07:58He'll turn up in a few minutes.

01:07:59See?

01:08:02They're not gonna kill us.

01:08:04I do have to admit, though,

01:08:06I didn't expect to see this side of him.

01:08:09He's really there for his dad.

01:08:11His dad's dog.

01:08:13So you approve now?

01:08:15They didn't say that.

01:08:19Gucci!

01:08:23Gucci!

01:08:24My boy's back!

01:08:26Oh!

01:08:27Oh!

01:08:29Okay, okay.

01:08:35I'm a little closer to approving.

01:08:43I might have possibly misjudged you.

01:08:51A little.

01:08:53It's okay.

01:08:54Most of what the tabloids publish is true.

01:08:57They just leave out part of the story.

01:08:59Amelia.

01:09:01Can we talk?

01:09:05Please?

01:09:09Amelia.

01:09:10Can we talk?

01:09:13Please?

01:09:14Okay.

01:09:16Okay.

01:09:24Amelia.

01:09:26I'm sorry about earlier tonight.

01:09:30I shouldn't have attacked your sister,

01:09:32and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.

01:09:34I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.

01:09:44Thanks for saying that.

01:09:46I needed to hear that.

01:09:48And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.

01:09:50I'm sorry for calling you a monster.

01:09:53You're not one.

01:09:55I'm still learning new things about you.

01:09:58Most of them are good.

01:10:01I'm happy we signed the contract.

01:10:03I'm not.

01:10:08You're not?

01:10:09What do you mean?

01:10:12Amelia, this might sound crazy, but...

01:10:16I meant it when I said that I love you.

01:10:19And I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together.

01:10:25I want to know that our love is real.

01:10:27Dad.

01:10:30What is it, son?

01:10:32I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.

01:10:36Why, son?

01:10:38Because I want to ask her to marry me.

01:10:41And not because of some legal obligation.

01:10:47But because she wants to.

01:10:53Consider our contract null and void.

01:10:57Amelia, where will it be?

01:11:08Will you marry me?

01:11:12Will you marry me?

01:11:15Yes.

01:11:16I'll marry you.

01:11:17You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.

01:11:36And I'm the happiest dog walker.

01:11:39Look at me.

01:11:40I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.

01:11:44All right.

01:11:45All right.

01:11:45You two.

01:11:46That's enough.

01:11:47All right.

01:11:48We spent this whole night together.

01:11:50Come over to my place.

01:11:51All right.

01:11:52We'll have a nice breakfast.

01:11:53Italian style.

01:11:55Hopefully it's not too rich for you.

01:11:58I think I can get used to it.

01:12:00And then we can all discuss the wedding.

01:12:02All right.

01:12:02I want to hear from everybody involved.

01:12:06Especially Coldplay.

01:12:07We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.

01:12:10It was worth a try.

01:12:11And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.

01:12:38Michelangelo?

01:12:39Michelangelo?

01:12:41Uh, Amelia.

01:12:45Even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.

01:12:51I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time and not just about dogs.

01:12:58I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.

01:13:02I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.

01:13:13And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.

01:13:25I love you.

01:13:26I love you.

01:13:27I love you.

01:13:29I love you.

01:13:31Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear.

01:13:35I love you so much.

01:13:37I never thought I would end up with a former man-thong model, but here we are.

01:13:50Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell, and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.

01:13:55Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.

01:14:03And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime.

01:14:07In a good way. I know your mom would be proud of you.

01:14:12Te amo Michelangelo. I love you.

01:14:14With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce you husband and wife.

01:14:22You may kiss your bride.

01:14:32Thanks.

01:14:34I'm Betsy, Amelia's sister.

01:14:37I'm Jake.

01:14:37Another dog walker.

01:14:40That's crazy. You know, given my sister.

01:14:43But I've always been more of a cat person.

01:14:46Me too!

01:14:49Oh, clap.

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