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00:00Here's what you'll never stand about the walnuts, you goddamn fool.

00:05Show everybody what you got them with your tiny little bank account.

00:15That's so Minnesota's painting.

00:17Let's go for about $40 million.

00:19And this, the only one of its kind.

00:22The Ocean Hearts Diamond Necklace.

00:24Worth $100 million.

00:27This might sound crazy, but I would make it worth your while.

00:32Would you want to get married?

00:37Married.

00:39You really bring new meaning to moving fast on the first date.

00:42Oh? Is this a date?

00:45It is a Friday night. It's a really nice place, and you look fantastic.

00:52This is the best date I've had in ages.

00:55Okay. Since it's a date, I'll get right to the getting to know me phase.

01:00My family's business is struggling.

01:02My father, a very traditional man, has got it in his head that the solution to our problems is marrying me off to some rich snob.

01:10I'm flattered, but what makes you think I fit the rich man profile?

01:15Doesn't matter. I don't care how much you make.

01:18I just need to get married to get my parents out of my back while I fix our business.

01:22Contract marriage.

01:24Huh. That could work too.

01:26I know it's a crazy thing to ask, but I could pay you $10,000.

01:31All you'd have to do is play along and...

01:34That won't be necessary. I'd marry you for free.

01:41So I suppose my soon-to-be wife should know my name. I'm Damien.

01:47Irish Solson. Pleasure to meet you.

01:50Pleasure to meet you.

01:51Hope you don't have any Christmas plans, because as my fiance, I need you to come meet my family.

01:56Looking forward to it.

02:05Mr. Damien, Merry Christmas.

02:07Merry Christmas.

02:08These are the Christmas gifts that you got for the Ulfstons.

02:10They're worth hundreds of millions, so please let me securely deliver them to them.

02:14No need. I'll deliver them myself.

02:17Uh, but this is a company SUV. I'm a little confused.

02:21You're the Ulfstons' honored guest, and they didn't get you a car?

02:24Do they realize who you are?

02:26I haven't met the family or told them who I am yet.

02:28That's how I want it.

02:30I want them to know me for me, rather than my money.

02:33All right. Whatever you say, sir.

02:36Who brought these Christmas gifts?

02:38They're from Damien.

02:39It's just a few gifts I got for the family.

02:41We can open them up during dinner.

02:43I really don't want to upset Dad during dinner, so I'd better check him out to make sure they're not too cheap or offensive.

02:47Hey, tough guy.

02:49What, are you embarrassed about your Christmas gifts?

02:51What is this fuss about, huh?

02:55Grandpa.

02:57This is my husband, Damien.

02:59The one I told you about.

03:00Merry Christmas, Grandpa.

03:02Good, good.

03:03Not too tall, but handsome.

03:06You two make a lovely couple.

03:08Hey, Dad, what are you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?

03:11I couldn't wait to see my precious granddaughter.

03:15Is that a problem?

03:20Grandpa, everyone, dinner's ready.

03:41Can I help you, little girl?

03:46I'm here to get some cash from my uncle.

03:50My dad said it's fake, but my uncle, Damien, said it's real.

03:54And he's a nice guy.

03:56Can you help me cash it?

03:58Fifty thousand dollars?

04:00I think your uncle's playing a trick on you.

04:02I'm sorry.

04:06I didn't know.

04:07This is authentic.

04:09I'll get your cash now.

04:14Iris, where can I find a chair?

04:16Oh, you want a seat at our table when nobody wants you here?

04:21He's Iris' husband.

04:23Why, don't you?

04:24Grandpa, we didn't even know Iris was married.

04:27It was random.

04:28Aren't you a little concerned that he could be coming for our family's wealth?

04:31Damien isn't like that.

04:32Iris, we're just looking out for you, okay?

04:35I mean, seriously, a guy like this, marrying the CEO of the Olsen Group,

04:40if he's not after our money, why else would he be here?

04:45That's enough.

04:46It's Christmas dinner.

04:48Everyone, be respectful.

04:51Damien, I got you a present.

04:53I think someone confused me for the dog.

05:06Good one, sis.

05:08Iris, your husband's just been begging like a pathetic dog for our family fortune.

05:14We're gonna treat him like one.

05:16Amanda, is this some kind of a joke?

05:18Actually, I'm not hungry anyway.

05:20Oh, you won't eat the food we give you.

05:22You ungrateful little gold digger.

05:25I'm confused.

05:27Okay, Grandpa, let me explain to you what everyone's thinking here.

05:31Damien doesn't deserve Iris.

05:33Not even a little.

05:35He tried to scam my daughter with a fake check.

05:37He's a terrible role model and a liar.

05:42Merry Christmas.

05:49The check was real, Dad.

05:55Leslie, where did you get all this?

05:57It's real.

05:58I took Uncle Damien's check to the bank and they cashed it.

06:05Thank you, Uncle Damien.

06:07Leslie, go back to the kids' table.

06:09I'm rich.

06:11The check was legit.

06:12That was 50 grand.

06:13That's more than Damien makes in a whole year.

06:15How'd you come up with this kind of cash?

06:17Damien, what's going on?

06:18Did we just assume he was poor?

06:19He did.

06:23But, you know what they say about assumptions.

06:25They make an ass out of you and me.

06:28This cannot be real.

06:31Oh God, please tell me you didn't drain your measly life savings to impress us.

06:35Of course that's what he did.

06:36What a fragile ego.

06:38Draining your entire life savings just to impress a child?

06:41Oh, ridiculous.

06:42It's shameful.

06:44Take it.

06:45You obviously need it more than many of us.

06:49Iris, I can't believe you married such a pathetic man.

06:53It's sad.

06:54Damien, you don't have to do this.

06:55It's not worth going broke to impress me or my family.

06:59Iris, I'm not broke.

07:02And I don't need your money.

07:04And this is nothing compared to the gifts that I bought for your family.

07:09You'll see.

07:10I'm sorry, gifts?

07:13Gifts.

07:15Huh.

07:16Let's see them.

07:18Oh, come on Dad.

07:19He's just a poor salesman.

07:21I'm sure they're just trash.

07:23You want to see real Christmas gifts?

07:26Let's open Amanda's.

07:27She's a top executive that's consulted with Harvey Lambert's defense company.

07:33She's rich.

07:36And she gives good gifts.

07:38Hey, what about me?

07:39I've done deals with Mr. Lambert.

07:41I should get the credit.

07:42I've been keeping this family afloat.

07:44If it wasn't for me, Iris would have banked her up this company years ago.

07:49Excuse me?

07:50The company was already in rough shape when I took over.

07:53If anything, I was the one who turned it around.

07:56The company is still failing.

07:59Iris, we can't just sit by and watch you run the Olsen Company into bankruptcy.

08:05And what exactly do you want me to do?

08:06Divorce this loser and marry Marcus.

08:09He has the funds we need.

08:11Marcus is a huge success.

08:13Go be with him.

08:15Or stick with this deadbeat and you'll be clipping supermarket coupons in no time at all.

08:20Is working with Harvey Lambert such a big deal to all of you?

08:23A big deal?

08:25Harvey Lambert runs a corporation worth billions.

08:28Something that you probably can't comprehend.

08:31Harvey Lambert's company is a subsidiary to a much larger corporation.

08:35I would know.

08:37Harvey's an employee.

08:41This pathetic guy thinks he knows about business.

08:44Harvey Lambert works for no one.

08:47No, Iris, your husband is delusional.

08:50Damien, if you think you know the first thing about a good CEO like Harvey Lambert,

08:55you need to get your head examined.

08:58Listen, I don't want to ruin Christmas over a petty fight, so...

09:01I'll call Harvey and we'll clear this right up.

09:03I told you I'd come back and I come bearing gifts.

09:12Merry Christmas, Grandpa.

09:14I'm Marcus, Iris' close friend.

09:18Marcus, I thought you had a meeting with Mr. Lambert, but you have time for us?

09:24It went great. We're officially partnering.

09:25There's much to do, but I just couldn't keep Iris out of my head.

09:30So I had to rush right back here.

09:32Marcus, you are so impressive.

09:34I wish you were my cousin-in-law instead of this loser.

09:37Be patient.

09:39That can be arranged.

09:41Oh, Marcus.

09:42Show the bottom feeder Damien what a real gift looks like.

09:54Iris.

09:56I don't want anything from you.

09:57A five-star golf club membership?

10:07This must be worth $30,000.

10:11Thanks, Marcus.

10:14A 49-year-old whiskey?

10:17That's 50 grand right there.

10:21Iris, check this out.

10:24It was worn at last year's Met Gala.

10:28Oh, my goodness.

10:30It's got to be worth $100,000.

10:32Mr. Lambert's having a banquet in a few days.

10:35I was hoping Iris would wear it and be my date.

10:39Marcus, this is too much.

10:42You should return it and ask for a refund.

10:44Iris, are you serious?

10:45This would look amazing on you.

10:47You would be the talk of the town.

10:50I know, Damien.

10:51It must be hard to know that you couldn't ever compare to Marcus, but you'll get over it.

10:57No, I just find it amusing that you're all so floored by what Marcus considers to be nice gifts.

11:06Okay, Damien.

11:08Shut up.

11:09You're just jealous.

11:10You will never be able to afford amazing and expensive gifts like these.

11:14Marcus, don't even listen to him.

11:17He's such a leech.

11:19Iris will come to her senses and then she'll divorce him soon.

11:24And then she's all yours, you charmer.

11:30Oh, Damien.

11:31Here's what you'll never stand about the walnuts, you goddamn fool.

11:39We value sophistication, class, luxury.

11:45But if you don't think that my gifts are worthy enough, then enlighten us.

11:51Show everybody what you got them with your tiny little bank account.

11:54Oh, Damien's gifts are probably from the dollar discount bin, I'm sure.

12:02No, no, that's too generous.

12:04More like the free donation bin.

12:06Not exactly.

12:08See for yourselves.

12:10You're just setting yourself up for embarrassment.

12:12What happens if it turns out that your gifts are worth less?

12:15Then you'll apologize to Marcus and divorce Iris.

12:18Mom.

12:20I think that's a great idea.

12:22I'll take that bet.

12:24And when my gifts are more valuable than yours, you'll apologize to Iris and I.

12:48Tom, I hear you like fishing on the open seas.

12:51Well, now you can.

12:53From your own personal yacht.

13:00That's a Lazara.

13:02Entry level boat is 10 million.

13:05Anna, my beautiful mother-in-law.

13:08I hear you like collecting art.

13:09That's some innocent painting.

13:20Those go for about 40 million.

13:23And this.

13:25The only one of its kind.

13:27The Ocean Hearts Diamond Necklace.

13:29Worth 100 million dollars.

13:39Okay.

13:47How...

13:49How is this possible?

13:51Hm?

13:53You had a deal.

13:55Right, Marcus?

13:57So apologize to my husband.

13:59It wasn't writing.

14:01Damien was telling the truth.

14:02He's rich.

14:04Oh, Iris.

14:05You chose so well.

14:06We were so rude to your husband and we didn't mean it.

14:10Dammit, Marcus made us do it.

14:12Wait a second.

14:14Wait a second.

14:16Damien, Damien, Damien.

14:19You almost fooled me.

14:22Marcus, what are you talking about?

14:25Think about it.

14:27How does a broke idiot like this afford any of this?

14:31There's only one logical answer.

14:33They're cheap knockoffs.

14:34They're fake.

14:37Oh, you're right.

14:39I knew it.

14:41Come on, Iris.

14:42Let's stick with the plan.

14:44For the family.

14:46Divorce Damien and marry Marcus.

14:49Are you sure you all want to take that risk?

14:52Are you absolutely positive these are cheap fakes just because some middle manager says so?

15:00I believe Damien.

15:02Sure, it seems far-fetched for a salesman to afford such expensive gifts.

15:06But we don't know much about him.

15:08What's there to know?

15:10You seriously think that this random loser is a secret billionaire?

15:16I don't think so.

15:20Grandpa Harold, you're a smart man.

15:23You've seen luxuries.

15:24You're well-traveled.

15:25What's your expert opinion?

15:27Are my gifts cheap fakes?

15:28Are these cheap fakes?

15:29Are these cheap fakes?

15:30What about those cheap fakes?

15:32Are these cheap fakes?

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