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00:00The ground split. What's going on? It looks like a new exit.
00:20Uh, hello. You just came through the floor. Where were you?
00:25Funny story. We were completing the dungeon's lowest floor.
00:28The lowest floor? That would mean...
00:31We are the first party to conquer this dungeon.
00:34Real subtle.
00:36Hmm?
00:37What happened?
00:38Were there monsters?
00:39Tell us.
00:40What items did you find?
00:42DAMA-CHUM!
00:44Amazing work, my darling. I'm not surprised, though.
00:48I knew your dungeon dreams would come true!
00:51Quickly, I'll escort you to the guild right away.
00:54Nothing's officially conquered until you submit your report.
00:57Cleared the dungeon! And on your first try! As expected of Dora-chan!
01:03Fell and Sui were there too, you know.
01:06I was so worried about you, sweet Dora-chan. I could hardly keep myself from tailing behind!
01:12With that out of the way...
01:13Well...
01:14Hmm. I'm sure you're wondering what kinds of items we found.
01:17A paltry concern. His curiosity can wait until I have had food and rest.
01:21Wait just a second, Fell. There are a lot of items I want to sell. We found a few chests and monsters dropped tons of good stuff.
01:28It's too bad I really don't have any use for jewels.
01:31This was a neat one. A Mimic's jewelry box.
01:34What a find! I've never seen such a thing! These are incredibly rare!
01:39Allow us to properly appraise its value!
01:41Based on that reaction, I should probably keep the magic sword under wraps.
01:45Now then, I want a floor-by-floor report!
01:49Calm yourself.
01:50Huh?
01:51Makota's party must be exhausted. They need a break.
01:55Hmm... I guess you're right.
01:58He saved us!
01:59Well?
02:00Hold on! One question before you go!
02:02What did I just say?
02:15Yeah!
02:16Yes!
02:16Is it your party time?
02:18Do you think it's your main intention?
02:21I'm doing the thing, I'm reaching the right-handan station.
02:24Oh!
02:25I'm looking for a停止.
02:26The suniest night and oka-na-abae.
02:28I'm living in the flood.
02:31I believe the spice-ские and love-space.
02:34And the world changing the world.
02:40It's the easy, delicious, joyous,
02:43幸せのもと
02:45手と手
02:47繋ぎゆこう
02:51Oh
02:53Let me try
02:55一生が
02:57一生がいい
02:59Oh
03:03It's always
03:05歩けなくていい
03:07めちゃくちゃだっていい
03:09らしい
03:11生き方
03:13逃げ道の先
03:17回り道の先に
03:19約束が待つよ
03:23とんでもない日々
03:27全てが奥いもの
03:29抱きしめていよう
03:33アー
03:35探す
03:41映像
03:43It's time to kick up our feet
03:44There's no better way to relax it with coffee milk and a nice warm soak
03:48I had no idea
03:50Fruit flavored milk could be so refreshing
03:54With just a few laps it has washed my stress away
03:56I could drink this like water
03:58Keep some in stock boss
03:59Chewy marks it too
04:02You can't drink milk now?
04:03without a hot bath, and you can't take a hot bath without milk.
04:07Fact. Right, Fel?
04:09Huh. Your fact is fiction.
04:11Bathing is useless.
04:12No, it's not.
04:13If you don't take a bath every once in a while, you'll start to stink.
04:16You'll look like a dog, and you'll smell like one, too.
04:18Ah! You are too comfortable.
04:21Your insulin shall cost you.
04:23So he likes when Uncle Fel is shiny and fluffy.
04:28Ah!
04:29My skin was kind of rough before I got in,
04:32but now it feels smooth and supple.
04:34You see? Maybe bathing isn't the torture you think it is.
04:38I heard a strange cry somewhere in the woods.
04:40You're just trying to change the subject.
04:42Maybe, but I heard it, too.
04:45Huh?
04:50You're going for me, Horus!
04:52Ah-ah! We have to run away together!
05:00Ah!
05:02Iris!
05:02Iris!
05:02Iris!
05:06Quick! Save them!
05:07Leave it to us!
05:17Hey! We're here to help!
05:20Are you okay?
05:21Uh-ah!
05:21that mean orc won't bother you kids anymore you're safe
05:29don't be afraid he won't bite
05:34don't cry he's a good boy i swear i just think about him like a giant puppy
05:44a puppy how ridiculous you have shattered your thin ice
05:49can i ask your names and where you're from
05:54my name is daryl this is my sister i'm iris we live in dolon what a hike it would take an adult
06:06three hours to walk from dolon to here was there a grown-up with you i just want to help so please
06:13tell me what you can i'll tell you if you let us keep that orc you can have it but how will you
06:20get it home i have the item box skill wow that's a pretty rare skill you know
06:26i can work on that why don't you tell me why you're out here i promise the orc's all yours
06:34we live in the city with our mom and we would normally never travel this far away from home
06:42my dad is an adventurer who went into the dungeon with his friends and that was the last time we
06:50saw him since then we've all worked hard to support ourselves but one day my mom got sick and collapsed
07:01how is your mother doing now we took her to the temple to get help from the priest
07:10he cast his healing magic on her and did it help kinda she felt better for a little but then she got
07:19even sicker this is beyond my skill set i'm afraid i can't heal her if we don't get her to a higher
07:26ranking priest from the capital soon she'll pass on our goal is to raise enough money to get a priest
07:34from the capital to come to dolon we're gathering things to sell picking medicinal herbs is the only
07:40job we can do right yeah brother how much money will we get if we sell the orc will we have enough
07:48to call a priest uh-huh we'll call for one as soon as we get home really i don't know orcs are pretty
07:56common monsters just one won't be worth very much at all and mommy will get better what can i do to
08:02help yep just wait now that i'm not scared i'm feeling hungry that's your cue for i have grown hungry as
08:12well i can go for a quick bite i'm so surprised you need some fuel for your big journey home it's my treat
08:23we can help okay then think you can keep sui and dora chan busy yeah they're good kids
08:34they're clearly hungry i should cook something that will fill them up for a while
08:39slice the onion into rings and cook both sides until they're nice and golden brown
08:48this method makes them sweeter and easier for kids to eat now fry the cockatrice meat skin side down
08:56cook the other side with oil from the skin and don't forget to wipe up the excess
09:02add some teriyaki sauce to your pan coat the meat and let it simmer once it's thick and glossy
09:11you're done oh right you can't forget the fried eggs let them firm up a bit more than usual
09:20slice your black bread and top with lettuce meat and cheddar cheese on top of that add onions tomato
09:29and your fried egg at long last lunch is ready teriyaki cockatrice tsukimi burgers
09:36yummy yummy yummy yummy there are flavors here i've never tasted before
09:46you thirsty yes sir me too yep thought so holler when you need some more
09:52and where is our share just a sec your plates are over here
09:58three monster-sized burgers coming up
10:03uh excuse me thank you we loved it uncle
10:32am i really that ancient i can tell by their smiles that they meant well but i didn't realize
10:40i reached uncle status
10:42hmm seems i am no longer alone in the uncle club
10:46you're centuries older than me
10:48these kiddos are way too young to have the weight of their mother's life resting on their teeny tiny
10:58shoulders plus they have to take care of themselves
11:02we're gonna save you
11:05yes
11:06i vow to help them any way i can
11:11trouble is i don't have a clue what's wrong with their mom
11:15all i know is that she's so sick she can't get out of bed
11:19nice i still have a bunch of the high grade potions sui made
11:25potions cannot cure illness
11:28they can't
11:29i'm only aware of one item class that can
11:32elixirs
11:33what do elixirs do
11:35they can allegedly cure all diseases
11:38and grant immortality
11:40stop teasing me there's no way a medicine like that exists
11:44or maybe
11:46first i'd like some earth dragon blood
11:49it's used to make elixirs
11:50along with the liver it's said to be a panacea
11:53if elrond believes it then it's worth a shot
11:56i don't see any other choice
11:59sui
12:04i've got two ingredients for you
12:06can you use them to make a potion that works on illnesses
12:09sui isn't so sure about that
12:16but sui will try
12:18you've got this
12:25while you work on that i'll cook up something a little tastier for their mom to eat
12:30it should be yummy and easy to consume
12:33a dish both kids and adults can enjoy
12:35that's it
12:37we'll start with bacon
12:39onions
12:40carrots
12:40and broccoli
12:42chop everything but the broccoli into bite-sized pieces
12:46now
12:47stir fry until it's cooked through
12:50next up
12:51pour in plenty of water and consomme
12:53let it slowly simmer until the vegetables soften
12:56now add the broccoli
12:58it's perfectly tasty as it is
13:01but i'll use a little soy milk today
13:03if it boils the milk might separate
13:06i'll have to keep an eye on the heat
13:09the hearty soy milk soup is done
13:12the broth has plenty of nutrients and umami from the ingredients i simmered in the pot
13:18simple broth for mom and yummy nibbles for the kids
13:21master
13:22master
13:23sui is done too
13:25well that was speedy
13:26tada
13:28whoa
13:29i've never seen a potion this purplish red color
13:33is it able to cure illnesses
13:35let me check
13:36i can't believe it worked
13:43is it good
13:44it's awesome
13:45you're an apothecary a real pro
13:48hey
13:49i have grown very weary of playing babysitter
13:52the sun's setting
13:53right
13:53let's go
13:54daryl
13:56iris
13:57sorry to wake you up
13:58time for us to head back to dolon
14:02uncle fel is kind enough to give us a lift
14:05just sit right here
14:07grab his mane and hold it tight
14:09take it slow okay
14:12that is my plan
14:14great job today you two
14:28hey i think i owe you an orc
14:34let's hurry to the adventurer's guild now to sell it
14:39after that we can call the priest
14:41mama's gonna be back to her old self in no time
14:44sounds like a good plan
14:46alas
14:47i was searching through my item box and found something mysterious hiding inside
14:52it's an elixir
14:53a powerful medicine that can cure your mom without a priest
14:56really
14:57you sure it worked
14:59that medicine will make mommy better
15:01of course
15:02it's just
15:03i can't give it to you for free
15:06sorry
15:08i'm an adventurer but i'm a merchant as well
15:11this medicine is something i sell
15:13it's all yours but you'll have to trade me for it
15:18you understand don't you
15:21uh yeah
15:22what's it cost
15:25i don't have too many of these in stock
15:28for a rare elixir like this
15:30i would be willing to sell it for one orc
15:34yep you've got a deal
15:38great then it's official
15:40hooray
15:42here's the medicine
15:43and i'll throw this in for free
15:47enjoy it with your mother
15:49okay
15:49wow that looks so yummy
15:52will this stuff really cure mommy
15:55yep
15:57she'll be just fine
15:59you're the best
16:01thank you uncle
16:02it's no problem
16:05i've been looking for an orc
16:06thanks for the trade
16:07uh uncle
16:08my dad
16:10he was an adventurer
16:11but when i grow up
16:12i'll become a merchant like you
16:14i'll use my item bonk skill
16:17i'm gonna be the best there is
16:18someday i'll have my own store
16:21and then
16:22i'll make good business deals like you did today uncle
16:25i can do it
16:27i know
16:29can't wait to see
16:31you've got this
16:34dream big
16:35thank you for your help uncle
16:38bye everyone
16:39see ya
16:41those are some good kids
16:49yeah
16:50they even played with sui
16:53because sui's a good kid too
16:55i wonder
16:56haven't checked our stats in a while
16:58did we all level up in the dungeon
17:00let's see where you're at fel
17:04whoa really
17:05level 921
17:06that's a pretty hefty jump
17:09about 10 levels since i last checked
17:11you're at 160 doruchan
17:15you've gone up over 30 levels
17:17very impressive
17:19you definitely have the most potential to grow sui
17:2288
17:24your level is quadrupled
17:26you're leveling up at the speed of light little buddy
17:29yay sui is strong
17:32both my strength and defense exceed 10,000
17:35lucky you
17:36and i'm faster than ever before
17:38their stats all skyrocketed
17:40did mine
17:41you're kidding me
17:47i made it down to the bottom floor with everybody else
17:50don't i deserve a little boost for that too
17:52hang on
17:55a plus one on my skill
17:57i think i'd remember if that were there before
18:00what the heck
18:08it's telling me online groceries tenant has been unlocked
18:11tenant
18:12so what i'm supposed to choose one
18:15what are you making all this fuss over
18:18uh well actually i'm not sure i even know
18:21something called tenant just got unlocked
18:23if i had to guess i'd say it's some kind of new ability
18:27wow
18:27there the meat filled delight we ate today
18:30select that one
18:31so he thinks the pretty one looks nice and yummy
18:35let's go with that one then
18:37yay
18:38my opinion holds no sway
18:40mark me
18:41you're only spoiling that little ball of goo
18:44come on fel
18:45don't try to stand there and tell me you don't like sweets too
18:48this can be our reward for beating the dungeon
18:51whoa
18:53sweets you say
18:56more amazing than a whole pile of jewels
18:58all right what should we go with
19:02the prize of the specialty cake shop
19:07is this
19:08the take-home box
19:10just knowing there was a cake inside
19:12always made the trip home so exciting
19:15yes we all see the box
19:16now open it
19:18fine fine
19:19ta-da
19:21are these works of art truly edible
19:26so pretty
19:27right
19:28let's start cutting them up so you can try them all
19:32yeah
19:32i can eat them in one bite as is
19:35but you won't
19:37okay
19:38enjoy
19:39this is made out of fruit
19:49no freaking way
19:50i love it
19:52that's what we call corporate effort dora-chan
19:54yes
19:56the fluffy and melty white parts are working together most deliciously
20:00so we can eat way more than this master
20:03well
20:04the custard pudding's pretty tasty too
20:07pudding
20:08look here just do this
20:11and then
20:12see
20:13hey that kind of looks like you
20:17ziggory
20:19and me
20:20i'll have this one
20:22fluffy cake with soft melty cream in the center
20:31and of course
20:32black coffee
20:34you do enjoy that sweet black water don't you
20:38yes because i appreciate the aroma and bitterness
20:41bastard
20:42that jiggly stuff is off the charts
20:44i need more lots more
20:46sui wants lots more too
20:48it's best not to eat too much at one time
20:52you really liked it though huh
20:54yeah
20:54oh i feel like i'm forgetting something
21:00you are forgetting something
21:02something important too
21:04our offerings
21:05our offerings
21:06our offerings
21:07our offerings
21:08i'm all out of booze here
21:10come on
21:11beauty such as mine must be maintained
21:13truly
21:14it's a painful waiting game
21:16does he need a divine message before he'll remember us
21:19oh yes of course
21:22i completely forgot about daryl and iris
21:25if i'd found out about the tenants sooner we could have shared with them
21:28oh what a shame
21:30try again
21:32hello
21:44hello
21:45春々来たぜ
21:46ようやく気の置けない
21:47我々目的地吹き到着
21:49素材の味
21:50かし咀嚼
21:51ボサッとしてたら
21:52現るもさ
21:53いつまでたっても
21:55新人なんて
21:56希望じゃやっていけない雰囲気
21:58ステップ上がったら
22:00フィニッシュ楽になる
22:01不意に出て
22:02でかく
22:03行ける
22:04立ち止まり少し見渡して
22:05意味
22:06探し続けている
22:07今まさに
22:08地味に見えても
22:09引き立てる
22:10バディ
22:11隣見れば気持ち下がらず
22:13ここが切ろう
22:14come on
22:15行ける
22:16行こう
22:17遠くにあっても
22:18形変えて辿る
22:19冒険
22:20チャプター2
22:21取り戻す
22:22いつまで隣にいるからね
22:26ソイテンペッパーを持っていけば
22:30ソイテンペッパー飛んでいけな
22:31温かい暗半れ流れたいな
22:35ソイテンペッパー持っていけば
22:37ソイテンペッパー飛んでいくんだ
22:44ソイテンペッパー持っていけば
22:49I'm feeling so much better now.
23:14A little hungry, too.
23:17Really?
23:18We have some soup!
23:19Here you go, Mommy!
23:21It smells delicious.
23:23It was part of a good business deal we made today.
23:26Oh, my!
23:29Hmm.
23:31Absolutely wonderful!
23:35What amazing medicine.
23:37Leave it to Uncle.
23:39Even though it's valuable, he secretly traded it to me.
23:43And I'm gonna make sure it stays a secret for Uncle's sake.
23:47What's more, I'm gonna work hard.
23:50So that someday, I'll be able to pay Uncle back.
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