My Ceo Mommy And Kungfu Daddy

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00:00Whoever wins this fight gets to marry Swing Corp, the CEO of Queen Corp.

00:05Yeah, she is a CEO by day and a fighter by night.

00:09She has taken down 278 challengers and she did it like looking like a goddess.

00:30Daddy, I want that pretty lady to be my mommy.

00:37What? Now we're picking moms from cage fights.

01:00Is that all you got? No one with real skill?

01:06My daddy can do it.

01:12If Molly says so, Miss Queen, I'll fight you.

01:21Why does his voice sound so familiar?

01:24Who the hell are you?

01:25As you can see, I'm just a beggar.

01:30Where would this beggar dad and his kid come from?

01:33Even we couldn't beat Miss Queen.

01:35And this Bond thing, he can beat her up.

01:38Well, the kid doesn't know any better.

01:40But you, a filthy beggar dreaming of our boss.

01:45How pathetic.

01:47Why does he look familiar?

01:50Is there a rule that says beggar can't fight?

01:53I'm marrying your boss lady today.

01:55Anyone got a problem with that?

01:57I do, Chico.

01:59Do you think you can just walk here with your cheap suit and steal our queen?

02:03How about a little warm-up dance?

02:05That's serious.

02:06Only dance I know ends in the neck.

02:08Mom, dad got some moves, huh?

02:12Why are you calling me mom?

02:14But yeah, my dad does have some special moves.

02:17Two moves, easy.

02:18That arm lock, perfect.

02:20Perfect.

02:26What the hell are you?

02:27I'm just a dad.

02:29I have time to kill.

02:30Okay.

02:31This circus...

02:34We need a real man.

02:35Where I'm from.

02:36This kind of boy.

02:38We're getting hit for breakfast.

02:40Come on, boy.

02:41He can't keep doing this.

02:42Everyone, beat him up!

02:44Lightweight.

02:45I can't end this with one hand.

02:46He's surrounded.

02:47What is he gonna do?

02:48Mom, don't worry.

02:49Dad's got it.

02:50Your mom is against me.

02:51No, you're the only one.

02:52Come on, man.

02:53My wife won't keep doing this.

02:54Everyone, beat him up!

02:55Stop!

02:56Stop!

02:57Stop!

02:58Lightweight.

02:59I can't end this with one hand.

03:00He's surrounded.

03:01What is he gonna do?

03:02Mom, don't worry.

03:04Dad's got it.

03:08No, you'd come.

03:09My wife won't see me hurt.

03:11I just didn't want you dying on my watch.

03:14Babe, I won't die before her anymore.

03:17Babe, I won't die before you're a honeymoon.

03:19What are you calling babe?

03:23Enough!

03:24I've made up my mind.

03:27I'm marrying this man.

03:31I'm marrying this man.

03:33What?

03:34Wait!

03:36Wait!

03:38No.

03:40Are you crazy?

03:42This beggar exceeded my expectations.

03:44Barely.

03:46Still.

03:47He's the strongest fighter we've had in three months.

03:50And I don't have much choice.

03:56Mommy!

03:57Now Daddy, Mommy, and I can all sleep together!

04:01Molly, Mommy can sleep with you, but with your Daddy, no.

04:06Why not?

04:07Because my man has to be stronger than me.

04:10So if you want to sleep in my bed, you better beat me first.

04:13I barely use my true power.

04:19She already written me off.

04:27Mommy, where are we going?

04:29Well, since you're my husband now, I'm going to show you what you're going to have to face in the future.

04:33My dad is a judo master, and my mom specializes in all kinds of weapons.

04:46Mom.

04:47Dad.

04:48No.

04:49Why did you bring a beggar home?

04:54He's my husband, Jack Yeh.

04:57And my daughter, Molly.

05:00What?

05:01You were supposed to marry someone worthy.

05:05A martial artist.

05:06A fighter.

05:07A head of the warrior council.

05:09Not some coffee shop drifter.

05:12He's a kung fu master.

05:15Right.

05:16Do you always brag in front of her?

05:18She's going to start thinking of Bruce Lee or something.

05:21She's not wrong.

05:24Our family's coffee is not just for anyone.

05:27I've studied Chinese internal arts for years.

05:31Let's see what your style is made of.

05:36My dad's no joke.

05:37He cannot play chi through objects.

05:40He wants to blow a guy's rib.

05:42Your hand shape.

05:43Relax.

05:44I haven't been hurt for a third grade.

05:50I haven't been hurt for a third grade.

06:20What the hell?

06:22My chi just vanished.

06:25Coffee is coffee.

06:27No matter if you're a master or a mailman.

06:30But this one is overcooked.

06:33Let me fix it.

06:35You add a little more energy.

06:43Much better.

06:50Are you okay?

06:52Never better.

06:53I gotta admit though.

06:55Family brew.

06:58Tasty.

06:59Dad actually didn't give Jack a high time.

07:06Daddy, I ate three drumsticks in a row.

07:09Oscar.

07:09What is wrong with you?

07:11You didn't give him a proper warning and even brewed him coffee.

07:14Well, tell me about that.

07:16When I handed the coffee over, he didn't just neutralize my chi.

07:20But he actually used his energy to brew the coffee.

07:23Hey, Molly.

07:25How did I tell you table manners?

07:29Try some chicken leg, honey.

07:33Jack.

07:34I don't know why my dad didn't give you trouble earlier.

07:36But they're not going to accept you that easily.

07:39Okay?

07:39Keep it low-key.

07:40So, tonight we're eating Chinese food.

07:44Just perfect.

07:46Welcome in our Chinese son-in-law.

07:49What a coincidence.

07:51Guess I better show I can do only more than just say fight.

07:56Are you sure you know how to use those?

07:59Nobody ever taught you table manners?

08:01Food is for eating, not just stare at.

08:04If only watch, no eat.

08:06That's torture.

08:07That's not dinner.

08:08You want to eat it?

08:16You got to deserve it.

08:21Looks like I schooled my son-in-law on day one.

08:25Getting served by mother-in-law on day one?

08:28Such an honor.

08:33Me?

08:34Serve you food?

08:36Dream on.

08:38Mom's going for real now.

08:42Jack's so scared that he froze up.

08:53I told you he wasn't a pushover.

08:56If Snow had interrupted me, I wouldn't have missed.

08:59Look at that.

09:01Just married and already taken his side.

09:04Typical.

09:06Hey, babe.

09:08Try some pork.

09:09Miss Queen served me.

09:11Not bad.

09:14Jack, if I hadn't kicked the table, you would be dead by now.

09:18I said it.

09:18Keep it low-key.

09:19So I should be thanking you.

09:26Snow!

09:28Get out of here!

09:33Hunter, Walters, you crossed the line.

09:36This is our home.

09:37Yeah, we don't welcome trash here.

09:40Get out.

09:41Or I'll make it.

09:43Make it?

09:45I'm the three-time fight champ.

09:47When we'll win tomorrow, I'll not pull in this city to wipe your family out.

09:52So, hand over your daughter, or else your family's gonna be ended.

09:57No way.

09:59We prefer dying on our feet than giving our daughter to a dog like you!

10:10Dad!

10:11Are you okay?

10:14Bastard!

10:15Did you hurt my parents?

10:17I've been chasing you for years.

10:19Then you marry a beggar?

10:22When are you gonna wake up?

10:24You're my woman!

10:26Look at him over there.

10:27Street brat, deadbeat.

10:30Eating his meal without a care in the world.

10:33Eat up, you bum!

10:35This is going to be your last.

10:38Dad, he's so ugly.

10:39I think I lost my appetite.

10:41You stink like dog shit.

10:52You street brat trash.

10:58He got some tricks.

10:59He called me trash.

11:01Yeah, you're dangling here like yesterday's garbage.

11:04Daddy got the biggest trash.

11:06Enough of these cheap parlor tricks.

11:10You're just a bug.

11:12And I crush bugs.

11:14Jack, watch out!

11:19He's with me.

11:21Touch him again.

11:22You're dead.

11:23Snow.

11:24Snow.

11:25You have one night.

11:27To make a choice.

11:29Be mine.

11:31Or I'll crush the Queen family.

11:39Snow.

11:40We're not going to that fight.

11:41It's too dangerous.

11:43You have to show up.

11:44Otherwise, the whole Queen legacy will be done for.

11:47We're up to fight.

11:49No matter what.

11:50Hey, baby.

11:51If you didn't stop me,

11:52that piece of shit already being fertilized.

11:54Jack, enough!

11:56If I didn't defend you,

11:57you would be a corpse by now.

11:59Do you understand that if I lose the championship tomorrow,

12:01I'll have no choice but to my hunter.

12:03Hunter.

12:14If I lose tomorrow,

12:41you'll take everything from me.

12:43I'll not let him have me.

12:45No worries, Snow.

12:46I'll protect you.

12:50I'd rather give myself to you

12:52than let that bastard have me.

13:01You at least I don't feel afraid.

13:08You should have done this.

13:10Yes.

13:13Dad, Mommy's gone.

13:43Jack, Hunter's too strong.

13:53Championship fights aren't something

13:54you should get involved in.

13:56There's a million in this card.

13:58Take Molly and leave North City.

14:01The further, the better.

14:03And don't look back until the fight's over.

14:04Wait!

14:24Wait!

14:27Snow.

14:28What?

14:28We told you to not come.

14:31This is suicide.

14:34Last call.

14:36Be mine or die.

14:38What makes you so sure you're going to win the championship fight?

14:44You want to fight me?

14:47How about you?

14:50Anyone want to fight me?

14:54No?

14:55You see?

14:57Because I'm the top in the city

14:59and no one would dare.

15:02And no one would dare.

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