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She's The Undercover Boss - Full Movie
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00:00Ms. Peterson, it is a pleasure.
00:05You know, GQ has been wanting to profile your company for quite some time now.
00:09The pleasure is all mine, I assure you that.
00:12You know, I have to commend you.
00:13I mean, Dyad's assistant matchmaking record is near perfect.
00:19I mean, save for one pesky CEO.
00:22Financial phenom Jet Abrams gave an interview recently expressing his dissatisfaction.
00:30Dyad's algorithm is a bunch of pseudoscience bullshits.
00:33Every assistant they've sent me has been completely incompetent and a total waste of time.
00:39I saw.
00:42Now, are you at all concerned that this kind of publicity will affect your business?
00:49Not at all.
00:50While Mr. Abrams has proven to be a particularly exacting client, I have no doubt we'll be able to imagine.
01:00In fact, I do have a new angle for your profile, Ms. Carter.
01:13I will personally be going undercover as his assistant to find out exactly what it is the biggest asshole in America needs in a right hand.
01:22Jed Abrams will meet his match.
01:28Can you quote me on that?
01:31You told GQ what?
01:34Oh, come on.
01:36Imagine the headline.
01:38Corporate Cupid tames Titans.
01:41Matching the unmatchable.
01:42More like delusional CEO, Tank's own company, playing pretend.
01:47You seriously want to attempt some secret spy mission and pretend to be his assistant to gather intel, all while trying to run your own company?
01:56I mean, as your assistant, and more importantly, as your friend, I'm telling you, don't do this.
02:01I know he's an asshole, and I know you want revenge, but...
02:05That's not what this is about.
02:07This is about keeping Dyad's records unimpeachable.
02:11I mean, if Jed Abrams looks like an asshole in the process, that's just cherry on top.
02:16Dyad's algorithm is a bunch of pseudoscience bullshit.
02:20Ooh, honey.
02:21I don't think anything can make that man look bad.
02:24Look, I know you've been married to the job ever since Grey the Goblin, but even a workaholic like you has to appreciate a man like that.
02:34Not my type.
02:36Besides, you know I don't date my clients.
02:38Yeah, but what about your boss?
02:43You little bitch.
02:54Mr. Abrams?
03:00Good morning.
03:01I have your coffee.
03:04Must be my new assistant.
03:10Uh, yeah.
03:12Uh, Arya Riley.
03:13Pleasure to...
03:15Meet you.
03:21You know, when I said I'd give Dyad one last chance, I expected something a little more, uh, impressive.
03:31Supposed to get extra points for nice packaging, huh?
03:34Mr. Riley, I need someone I could trust.
03:38Someone I could count on.
03:40Someone who's not gonna bail and not demand perfection.
03:45Someone who's not gonna fuck up my coffee order.
03:48So, you want someone?
03:50Someone?
03:51Yes, I am.
03:55Good.
03:56Now clean this shit up.
03:58No change.
03:58And, uh, a lot of those reports on my desk.
04:01Oh!
04:02This is strike one.
04:04Understand?
04:05Good.
04:12God.
04:12Fuck.
04:12Fuckin' prick.
04:23Fuckin' prick.
04:23Ugh!
04:25Okay.
04:27It's just a few weeks.
04:30Gather intel.
04:32Make a match.
04:34Free press and GQ.
04:36Everybody wins.
04:37I could do this.
04:39I could do this.
04:40I could do this.
04:42Oh, my God!
04:43What the hell are you doing in here?
04:47I don't want everyone to see me.
04:48I don't want everyone to see me.
04:57You always have extra shirts in your office?
05:04Sometimes things get a bit messy.
05:07Strike two, Mr. Riley.
05:33You must have a new record.
05:35Fired by lunch.
05:37So much for another preface.
05:50Surprised anyone's lasted this long.
05:52You flirt with all your assistants?
05:59Mr. Abrams, I'm sorry, I didn't...
06:02Stop.
06:02Every submission that Diane has sent to me, let's get shitless.
06:12Not you, though.
06:17Clear your schedule.
06:18You're working the party tonight.
06:21Lots of important potential clients, so do your homework.
06:25And no more stains, all right?
06:30I'll see you later.
06:31So, he clearly needs someone that can go toe-to-toe with him.
06:43Someone who will not put up with this bullshit.
06:45I mean, this guy has major control and trust issues.
06:49You should have heard him.
06:51He was like, someone who's not gonna bail.
06:54Someone he can rely on.
06:55Unlike you.
07:00Excuse me?
07:02You don't think he's gonna be pissed when he finds out you're lying?
07:06That you betrayed him?
07:08Well, I...
07:10By the time he finds out, he'll already be matched.
07:15All's fair in business.
07:16That's...
07:17That's not how that saying goes.
07:25This.
07:30And...
07:31This.
07:32Glenn, I'm trying to get into his business, not his pants.
07:37Aria?
07:38He said to himself, he's not impressed.
07:42Yet.
07:43Yet.
07:46Yet.
07:50Yet.
08:15Yet.
08:15Yet.
08:15you're late fashionably come on let's make some rounds oh first remind me who is he
08:29some old white guy with a bad tux you're not very good at this are you I thought I told you to do
08:41your homework oh don't blame me for your bad memory it's not leadership fair enough oh fuck
08:52jet are you avoiding your fiance I believe you're my ex-fiance for now not the first time we've
09:04called it off oh but it is the last I think I learned my lesson when you skipped our engagement
09:09party with my best man that was a momentary lapse in judgment that's all
09:18Lena Taft this would be Abrams and you are cosplaying as a Las Vegas showgirl
09:31Aria Riley Mr Abrams assistant speaking of Keir Hamlin is at the bar you should go talk to him
09:41for his third dirty martini if you'll excuse him
09:46give it up honey he'll never be interested in the likes of you you're the help for god's sake
09:59great great what the hell are you doing here
10:11Abrams donates to the Philharmonic so we're planning as a favor you are you you here with Diane or
10:18looking for clients sort of
10:21Jesus are you talking about the silent treatment I've been trying to get in touch with you for
10:28weeks why haven't you answered my calls maybe because you literally stole from me you wrote
10:35yourself a check from my checkbook I told you I would pay you back it was 10k it's not exactly an
10:41IOU situation always playing the victim we're gonna get you a therapist for that after we get you
10:49therapy for your gambling addiction how about that that is all behind me now hey come on come on baby
10:57I've missed you I know you miss me great it's over I told you I don't want to give up on us
11:09is this man bothering you are you
11:13is he one of your clients no I'm actually her boyfriend
11:21chat sweetheart this is my ex great right suppose I should thank you
11:31for fucking up if it wasn't for that you've never found the moment of my dreams
11:39I don't believe it this guy is in your time since when do you go for Susan you always said you don't
11:51shit where you eat
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43:51Would you care to respond before we go to print?
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43:57She has no comment.
43:59Thank you, Helen, but that's all the time Miss Pearson has today.
44:01No.
44:03Wait.
44:05Aria?
44:07Public allegations of fraud are for lawyers to handle, not you.
44:11You could hurt the company if-
44:13Yes.
44:15I
44:17I lied
44:19to Mr. Abrams.
44:23Stepping in was not about going beyond for the client.
44:27It was about promoting Dyad.
44:31It was selfish
44:33and wrong.
44:35Any relationship.
44:37Any relationship.
44:39Professional or personal.
44:41Is based off honesty and trust.
44:47And I betrayed you.
44:51Mr. Abrams.
44:57I take full responsibility for my actions.
44:59I
45:05Can I quote you on that?
45:07I
45:27Sabotage Jet? What the fuck is your problem?
45:29I'd say you talk to Helen.
45:31Look, I know you're upset with me, but to slander my name in the press.
45:35I'm just being honest. I'm like you.
45:37Is it even real?
45:39Or was fucking me just part of the plan?
45:41God, what the fuck is wrong with you?
45:43I did what I thought I had to do, okay?
45:45Yeah, you had to lie to me. You had to manipulate me.
45:47You cheated to get ahead and you know it.
45:49Seriously?
45:51You inherited your company from your dad.
45:53Who inherited it from his dad.
45:55You have no fucking idea what it's like to build something from scratch.
45:59To put your whole soul into something.
46:01Dyad is everything to me.
46:03Was everything to me.
46:07Was everything to me.
46:09Look, I know you're upset with me for lying.
46:11But you have no fucking right to destroy everything I worked so hard for.
46:15You know what?
46:17Lena was right.
46:23We're from completely different worlds.
46:27This never would have worked.
46:29Aria.
46:41Dyad doesn't need you to step down as CEO.
46:43That's just giving up.
46:45I'm not giving up.
46:47I'm letting go.
46:49Dyad needs a new face to get over this controversy.
46:55I still believe in everything we did.
46:59I just don't know if I believe in myself anymore.
47:05I'm sure it'll be in good hands with whoever the board chooses.
47:11I'm not giving up.
47:13I'm not giving up.
47:15I'm not giving up.
47:17So then the more I thought about it, the more I realized we actually do need a New York office.
47:39I'm thinking Soho, maybe Hudson Yards, anything but Midtown, ew.
47:50Jet, you need to move on. Forget her. After what you said to GQ, that bitch is finished.
47:57Do not call her that. I just... I keep thinking about the last things that she said to me.
48:08She said, I've never built anything from scratch. She's right.
48:17Okay, but does that justify her lying to you? For weeks?
48:23When you are as privileged as we are, you cannot let your guard down.
48:29You have to stick with the people you know. And I know you. And you know me.
48:44You're right. I do.
48:53I know you lied to me. I know you betrayed me. And I know that when you found out about Arya, you teamed up with her ex to humiliate her instead of coming to be...
49:03I didn't. I was trying to protect you. Because I love you, Jet.
49:10You don't love me. And I don't love you. I don't think I ever did. Ever since being with Arya.
49:24You just made me feel. You need to leave.
49:39Are you kidding me? You're gonna choose her. Over me.
49:45Go, Alina.
49:48Go, Alina.
49:49I don't understand why you couldn't bring these documents to my apartment.
50:17Because...
50:21There are no documents. I lied. I needed to get you back in the office.
50:29We've had calls all morning from firms wanting to make capital investment. Up to nine figures.
50:36What? How?
50:39Jet recanted his statement. And saying your praises.
50:43He said that Dyad had an unimpeachable business model and is the best investment of the year.
50:48He said his judgement was clouded because of his... feelings for you.
50:53Oh, huh. And you had to tell me this at the office. Why?
51:02He's here. Waiting for you.
51:11Oh, sorry. I just wanted to know what it felt like to be the most sought after CDO in the city.
51:29So? I need an assistant.
51:51Aria, I...
51:55I...
51:57Me first.
51:58Okay.
51:59I thought about what you said.
52:03And...
52:04I should not have lied.
52:06And...
52:07For everything that I lied about, I was always honest about us.
52:12I mean, I had...
52:19I have...
52:21Very real feelings.
52:25I never thought anything could be more important to me than work.
52:30And then I met you.
52:33And I know...
52:34What you did with GQ.
52:36And...
52:37If you were just trying to...
52:39Undo the damage.
52:40I get it.
52:41But...
52:43I was hoping that...
52:45Maybe...
52:46The heart.
52:48Why do you think I'm here?
52:51Everything I said was true.
52:54And I was such an idiot.
52:56And I'm sorry that I got so angry that...
52:58No.
52:59I'm sorry.
53:00But I shouldn't have lied.
53:02I just...
53:05The thought of losing you...
53:08I got...
53:12I got scared.
53:15I'm not going anywhere.
53:18I'm not.
53:19You're not.
53:20I trust you.
53:26In the office?
53:38So unprofessional.
53:40Good thing we don't work together anymore.
53:42Mm-hmm.
53:43You fired me.
53:44Remember?
53:49You're such a control freak.
53:51Guess that makes us the perfect match.
53:56Got it, yeah.
53:57Yeah, yeah.
53:58Yeah, yeah.
53:59Yeah...
54:00Wooar!
54:01Ha-ha-ha-ha...
54:03Mmm-hm.
54:04Mia's going to fall.
54:09I'm going to fall.
54:11Han-ke-ha-ha.
54:12To class me for nye-
54:17of whatever is...
54:20Of time for my name.
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