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00:00You're not Maple Tech Management material.
00:02We're demoting you to mailroom duties.
00:05What?
00:06What?
00:07But why?
00:08Please, no, no!
00:09Oh look, there he is now.
00:12Jane Reynolds!
00:15You look more stunning than I remember.
00:21Eddie!
00:23Ha ha!
00:24The last time I remember seeing you, me, and the future mayor
00:28were stuffing you in a locker.
00:32Wasn't that the first time that Jane rejected you for me?
00:38You want another beatdown?
00:42Sasha, go play with your cousin Robbie, okay?
00:48Hi, cousin Robbie.
00:50Can I play?
00:55Ha ha!
00:56My prince said your dad's a loser.
00:57That means you are too.
01:01Mr. and Mrs. Reynolds.
01:03What a pleasure.
01:05Oh, you look so handsome and successful.
01:09Definitely Jane.
01:11I mean, he looks better than he did in high school
01:13with that ridiculous mullet.
01:16Jane, show some respect.
01:18Jared is a highly successful businessman.
01:21He's an executive at Maple Tech.
01:23Oh, really?
01:24Uh-huh.
01:25An executive.
01:26Well, then you must have met the CEO, right?
01:28Well, what do you tell us?
01:30How is the big man?
01:33You're goddamn right I've met the CEO.
01:36He's a great man.
01:38He's entrusted me.
01:40I'm basically running the company office here in town
01:44and the mall project.
01:46Wow.
01:47You work for Maple Tech?
01:49Really?
01:50I sure do, kid.
01:53And your dad?
01:55He wouldn't know that kind of success.
01:57Would you, Eddie?
02:00Ha-ha, Sasha!
02:02Your dad's a loser!
02:05Hey, princess.
02:07Don't worry.
02:08I've got a feeling that Jared is going to eat his words
02:11and get what he deserves pretty soon.
02:14The only thing Jared deserves is a promotion.
02:17He's big at Maple Tech.
02:19The CEO, he'll probably be calling and promoting me any day now.
02:22Don't worry about Eddie, Mrs. Reynolds.
02:24He's just jealous.
02:27Come on, everyone.
02:28It's Christmas, okay?
02:30Come on, let's go.
02:31Come on, let's go.
02:37Why is that man Jared so mean?
02:40You know why?
02:41It's because successful men, they don't brag.
02:44They're humble.
02:47Hey, you wanna watch Daddy teach Jared
02:50a little Christmas lesson?
02:52It'll be our little secret, okay?
02:54Hey, we hired a local middle manager named Jared.
03:02Demote him for me.
03:04Yes, right away, Mr. A.
03:06Hey.
03:06Hey.
03:07What?
03:07Genie, Eddie can't give you what you deserve.
03:12With my high paying job, I could give you it all.
03:17Jared, I'm married.
03:19You and Jared would make such a beautiful match.
03:22Yeah, middle management, it has its perks.
03:24I could take you out on the company dime.
03:26Maybe get its little hotel suite.
03:29Oh.
03:30Something tells me you're not management material, Jared.
03:34Eddie, stop.
03:36What would you know about who or what Maple Tech material is?
03:41You're not cut out to wash the floors at the mall.
03:45I'm just saying, maybe you should check on your current job status.
03:48What are you doing, Eddie?
03:50I want you to go home for good.
03:52So stop antagonizing Maple Tech.
03:54They are the biggest employer in town.
03:56Eddie isn't the kind of guy that Maple Tech would hire.
03:59Trust me.
04:00I know the CEO.
04:02The only thing I need to question about my job status
04:05is how soon they're going to be promoting me.
04:12It's Mrs. Henderson.
04:13Maple Tech VP.
04:15Oh, exciting.
04:16He's getting promoted.
04:20I'm going to get a promotion,
04:22and then you're going to be mine, Jane.
04:25You're not getting promoted, Jared.
04:27You're getting demoted.
04:31Mrs. Henderson.
04:33What an honor it is to speak with you again.
04:36Again?
04:37We've never met.
04:38And despite what you've been saying,
04:40you have no idea who our CEO is.
04:42You're not Maple Tech management material.
04:44We're demoting you to mailroom duties.
04:47What?
04:48What?
04:49But why?
04:50Please, no, no!
04:51What?
04:52What did you do, loser?
04:55Eddie, how did you know that?
04:57Only the CEO could have known that.
04:59The CEO?
05:01Eddie?
05:02Eddie, what's going on?
05:04Are you seeing?
05:06Oh!
05:07No!
05:08He didn't do anything.
05:09This is a big misunderstanding.
05:11I'm going to go inside here and make a phone call, bitch.
05:13Sorry.
05:14Craig?
05:14Stop drinking and help me!
05:16I've got a bad bag, woman.
05:17I don't want to panic.
05:18Oh, Christ, that loser's here.
05:20Eddie, you remember my brother Craig and his wife Christina?
05:23Yeah, yeah, of course.
05:24Uh, Merry Christmas to you both.
05:26Uh, you're still married to this deadbeat, Jane?
05:28Uh, no presents for loser kids and their deadbeat dads!
05:53Oh dad my baby! He's a slut!
06:00Jane, I don't know what your husband did with my job, but I'm going to sort it out.
06:05Wow! Jared! This is the best gift ever!
06:11Robbie, can I play with it?
06:13No, hello. You're an advocate you want!
06:15Aww. Aww.
06:17Oh, Robbie, don't rub salt in Sasha's wounds.
06:24Her dad's too poor to buy her Christmas gifts.
06:29That's, uh, actually, uh, that's wrong.
06:34I did get her a Christmas gift.
06:36In fact, it's Maple Tech's new state-of-the-art virtual reality console.
06:41Virtual reality?
06:43Wow, Dad!
06:44No way! I don't believe it!
06:48Eddie, you really got her that?
06:50Of course not.
06:51Maple Tech hasn't even released that set to market yet.
06:54No one can buy it.
06:55LOL, Eddie.
06:57The new VR system from Maple Tech cost over $30,000.
07:02Lying to an eight-year-old.
07:04You have no shame.
07:06Jane, this is how low your pathetic husband is stooped.
07:10Eddie, the holidays can be hard on a struggling parent.
07:15You don't have to lie.
07:16Just admit, you're too poor to buy your kid a gift.
07:21It's okay.
07:22But I was so excited.
07:25Sasha, honey, your dad didn't mean that.
07:28I will get you a gift.
07:30A smaller gift.
07:32No, I did mean it.
07:34It's just waiting to be delivered at the local Maple Tech R&D warehouse.
07:38You are a lying sack of...
07:40It's not a toy store.
07:44It's a top-secret classified facility.
07:47Employees don't even have access.
07:48A worthless, unemployed nobody sure won't.
07:51You just don't get any toy gifts.
07:53Jared, Jared, Jared.
08:00You never learn, do you?
08:02I know the location of the secret warehouse.
08:05I even know the security code.
08:08Eddie, just stop.
08:10You are upsetting Sasha and you're getting your hopes up.
08:13You're shameless.
08:15You're...
08:18Jesus.
08:20The address of the warehouse is on it.
08:24On company letterhead.
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