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Love Island Australia S 7 EP 10
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00:00Previously on Love Island Australia
00:10The boy that I would like to couple up with is...
00:12Mick.
00:13Tamara and Mateo made a steal!
00:16The girl I would like to couple up with is...
00:19Lazy.
00:20Lazy?
00:21You look pretty shocked by that.
00:23Yeah!
00:25And after a recoupling...
00:28The boy I would like to couple up with is...
00:30Rossy baby.
00:31Connor.
00:32Jotham.
00:34Yana made a heartbreaking decision!
00:37The boy I would like to couple up with tonight is...
00:40Kai.
00:42And Cooper and his cowboy hat went bye-bye!
00:46Yee-haw!
00:48Toonight!
00:55I can't tell if he likes me or not.
00:57Does Ross give a toss?
00:59He physically seemed distant to me.
01:01I feel like we've just been a bit...
01:03...sagnant.
01:05And the Islanders sample some forbidden fruit!
01:09It was sexy!
01:10It was fun!
01:11We're normally so vanilla!
01:13But not everyone!
01:15It makes me look like a mug.
01:17Too can play like I am.
01:18Likes the taste!
01:20If you're gonna kiss your ex, don't promise me that you're not going to kiss your ex.
01:25Kiss your ex.
01:26Kiss your ex.
01:27I'm done.
01:28What do you mean?
01:29You're gonna suck his face?
01:30Like what do you want me to do?
01:31Just go, oh yeah cool and just get mugged off?
01:33But how is that fair?
01:34Kai, just f*** off!
01:36Just go!
01:37What a joke, eh?
01:39What a joke, eh?
01:43A night of high drama and recoupling saw Yana having to choose between Cooper and ex-boyfriend Kai.
02:02It was a simple choice.
02:03Her ex, who allegedly cheated on her and has been macking on with her best friend in front of her.
02:08Or Cooper, with whom she had no beef.
02:11Unfortunately for Cooper, Yana's an absolute carnivore.
02:20How are you feeling?
02:21You alright?
02:22I'm f***ing full on.
02:25You alright?
02:26Yeah.
02:27It's a bit hard though.
02:28I need to have a chat with Yana.
02:30Yeah.
02:31Alright.
02:37Yana's about out here.
02:38I'm good.
02:39Yeah.
02:41How are you feeling?
02:42Hey.
02:43Cool.
02:44I don't think I like you.
02:45I know what you said to do.
02:46Sit.
02:47Um, yeah.
02:48I'm speechless, eh?
02:49Oh, that's a bit wet.
02:50Before anything, I just want to let you know I didn't pick you to be with you. I picked you because I know that you have a connection in here.
02:54Yeah, I'm very grateful that you chose me.
02:55Yeah.
02:56That wouldn't have been easy for you.
02:57Yeah.
02:58Like, that wouldn't have been easy for you.
02:59Yeah.
03:00And I want you to pursue that.
03:01Because I know she likes you a lot.
03:02And you like her a lot.
03:03And I know that Cooper didn't really have a connection in here and I wouldn't feel comfortable.
03:04Um, trying to get a connection with him.
03:05Yeah.
03:06Um, trying to get a connection with him.
03:07So yeah.
03:08So yeah.
03:10I'm so happy to be with you.
03:11To be with you.
03:12I picked you because I know that you have a connection in here.
03:13Yeah, I'm very grateful that you chose me.
03:14Yeah.
03:15Like, that wouldn't have been easy for you.
03:17Yep.
03:18And, I want you to pursue that, because I know she likes you a lot and you like her a
03:24lot.
03:25And, I know that Cooper didn't really have a connection in here and I wouldn't feel comfortable,
03:30um, trying to get a connection with him.
03:35I wanted to give you the chance with her, even though it fucking kills me to watch, but...
03:50I appreciate that, I actually really do. That's actually really nice.
03:55Yeah, I'm actually stunned. I don't even have a lot to try.
03:59I don't even know how I'm at here, actually, if I'm honest with you.
04:06Yeah, I wanted to see you walk out of those walls so badly, I'm not gonna lie.
04:10I bet you did.
04:12But, yeah, at the end of the day, I'd rather hurt one person than two.
04:18So...
04:21That's very mature.
04:24I hope Kai has the smarts tonight to know that I have the bed and he's on the daybed,
04:29because, yeah, he owes me a solid after that.
04:34Fabulous.
04:35I'm so good at this.
04:36Oh, jeez, how many pillows am I getting? There's gonna be no chair left.
04:39There you go.
04:40Take a seat.
04:41I've got a nice sort of thing going on with Tamara, you know?
04:43It's kind of what I wanted.
04:45A model, tall, skinny, beautiful, coming in, picking me.
04:50It's great, you know?
04:52Did you have an idea of who Mateo was gonna pick?
04:55No.
04:56I could not...
04:58Well, yeah.
04:59I thought he was gonna pick you, aren't I?
05:00I did too.
05:01Yeah, that surprised me.
05:03And then I knew she was gonna pick Kai, to be honest.
05:06Yeah, I did too.
05:07Although, I'm gonna say no surprise, but I knew.
05:09I did too.
05:10Okay.
05:11Anyway.
05:12Give me a cuddle.
05:13You're still a ****, I swear to God.
05:17I still hate your fucking guts.
05:19Oh my goodness, mate.
05:20I think...
05:21Oh, he's walking with his hand on it.
05:22Yeah, he's still a gentleman.
05:23Still a gentleman, but they literally hated each other.
05:25Yeah, but that's a nice story, isn't it?
05:26That's like real love, coming back.
05:27Do you think...
05:28Do you think that they could possibly...
05:29Like, yeah.
05:30I...
05:31Yeah.
05:32I...
05:33Yeah.
05:34I don't know if I'm meant to say that, but I think it...
05:35I know.
05:36Yeah.
05:37Yeah.
05:38Yeah.
05:39Yeah.
05:40I don't know if I meant to say that, but I think...
05:41Yeah.
05:42Yeah.
05:43Yeah.
05:44Yeah.
05:45Yeah.
05:46Yeah.
05:47Yeah.
05:48But that's a nice story, isn't it?
05:49That's like real love, coming back.
05:51Do you think...
05:52Do you think that they could possibly...
05:54Like, yeah.
05:55I...
05:56Yeah.
05:57I don't know if I could say that, but I think it...
05:58And I'll...
05:59Hey, guys.
06:00Come hang out.
06:01Come hang out.
06:02I don't really want to hang out with you.
06:04If I'm honest with you.
06:07Yeah.
06:08Yeah.
06:09Mmm.
06:10Um...
06:11I don't think...
06:14Hmm?
06:15Can I have a chat?
06:16After you're done.
06:17Of course.
06:18Yeah.
06:20Um...
06:21Yeah.
06:22Um...
06:23Yeah.
06:24This whole situation has been really messy.
06:31Um...
06:32And I can understand that would have been really hard.
06:34Mmm.
06:35And weird thing for Jana.
06:36Yeah, of course.
06:37Weird thing for him.
06:38Weird thing for me.
06:39Like...
06:40Mm-hmm.
06:41It's the whole thing is just the biggest headache.
06:43Mm-hmm.
06:44And a mess.
06:45Mm-hmm.
06:46Like, that ex situation.
06:47Mm-hmm.
06:48Mm-hmm.
06:49Oh, my God.
06:50Mateo picking me.
06:51I was not expecting that.
06:53Like...
06:54Babes.
06:55The titties were, in fact, very blindsided.
06:58Especially my right one.
07:00Because this one's, like, more, like, stronger.
07:02Like, very more powerful.
07:04She was blindsided, babe.
07:08Your face fit down there.
07:10You're fucking...
07:11Babe, I was not expecting that.
07:12Yeah, yeah.
07:13I didn't think you would be anyways.
07:14But do you know what?
07:15Well, I feel like we did have a really cool chat.
07:18Mm.
07:19Are you excited?
07:20I'm curious.
07:21Yeah.
07:22I'm...
07:23Honestly.
07:24Honestly, honestly.
07:25Mixed emotions.
07:26Like...
07:27Yeah.
07:28Yeah.
07:29Mixed emotions.
07:30Um...
07:31What do you mean?
07:32Like...
07:36I...
07:39I don't know.
07:42Yeah.
07:43Cool.
07:44Yeah, it's a weird, weird situation.
07:47Like, I feel like no guy wants to pick a girl
07:49and them having, like, that mixed emotions about that choice.
07:53I know it was so, like, sudden,
07:54and she hasn't had time to process it,
07:56but it also gave me a sense of
07:58she doesn't really know 100% what she wants.
08:01So, could you put it on me?
08:02So, could you put it on me?
08:07Baby, you've got one night.
08:08So, could you put it on me?
08:12Yeah.
08:14And so you're sleeping on the day bed?
08:16Yeah, I don't know.
08:17I'm stuck even yet, but, yeah.
08:18Cos I could go back to bed with old mate if you want.
08:20Oh, I don't know.
08:21I don't know.
08:22I don't want anything.
08:23I don't want anything.
08:24Okay.
08:25Not at all.
08:26Hmm.
08:31I genuinely did think that Kai was going to be going home tonight,
08:34so I never want to take a kiss from Kai for granted again.
08:38What?
08:39Um.
08:40I'm happy.
08:41I'm happy.
08:42I'm happy.
08:43It's been a crazy fucking night.
08:45Take your bloody hands out of your bloody pants.
08:48Shh.
08:49Stop making it sus.
08:50Wait.
08:51Wait.
08:52Wait.
08:53Wait.
08:54Wait.
08:55Wait.
08:56Wait.
08:57Wait.
08:58Wait.
08:59Wait.
09:00Wait.
09:01Wait.
09:02Wait.
09:03Wait.
09:04Wait.
09:05Wait.
09:06Wait.
09:07Wait.
09:08Let's make it.
09:09If you're off, I just didn't want to make it sus yourself, babe.
09:10No, I'm trying.
09:12Damn, boy.
09:12Is it?
09:17His P.P. went, yay, yay.
09:19And I was like, nay, nay.
09:23Sorry.
09:25Speaking of small erections, did you know the villa team erected the T.P.
09:28in just 30 minutes?
09:30They're the best.
09:31Irish Queen Tamara now sits on this erection to chat to Matteo.
09:34It's attention, kind of perverts.
09:36Hi.
09:37How are you?
09:38Good.
09:39How are you?
09:40I just wanted to give you a minute to...
09:41To?
09:42Breathe?
09:43Yeah.
09:44I've kind of processed it and stuff.
09:46I'm happy now.
09:47How do you feel?
09:49I feel like Mick, who obviously I picked, who's right there.
09:54Yeah.
09:59He's very funny.
10:00He's got really good banter and I don't think everyone gets his humour.
10:04But I think his humour is so funny.
10:07Like I think he's hysterical.
10:08Yeah, definitely.
10:09So yeah, I definitely was like, out of everyone, I was like, I'll be the most comfortable.
10:13Yeah, of course, of course.
10:14Like, with him.
10:15Would you say your ideal man is that you'd bring home to mum?
10:19I feel like I just like someone who's funny and nice.
10:22Yeah, okay, cool.
10:23Who's got good family values too.
10:25Definitely.
10:26Looks wise, tall, dark and handsome.
10:29Tattered.
10:30Really?
10:31Mm-hmm.
10:32Like how tattered?
10:33Tattered if possible.
10:34Yeah, right.
10:35Yeah, we definitely vibe.
10:37Like, definitely vibe.
10:38Hey, boys.
10:39Hi.
10:40Hi.
10:41How are you?
10:42Good.
10:43You look happy chappy tonight.
10:44Do I?
10:45Yeah.
10:46Oh, smiley, I'm happy for you.
10:48Thanks, babe.
10:49She's having a bit of a chat to Matteo down there though.
10:51You're alright?
10:52No, I feel good.
10:53I think she's a vibe with Matteo.
10:56I find him mighty boring.
10:58I don't really see Matteo as a threat if I'm honest.
11:01Like, if anything, he's a bit of a mini me, but maybe not as cool.
11:05So, at the end of the day, I'm in bed with her tonight and he's not.
11:09What car do you drive?
11:10An Audi.
11:11Really?
11:12Yeah.
11:13Yeah, nice.
11:14Guess what?
11:15I'll drive.
11:16Oh, okay.
11:17No one ever guesses.
11:18Okay.
11:19Is it, is it like a van?
11:20It's a van.
11:21Oh my God, I win.
11:22All the cars I've owned, I've named, right?
11:26Oh, same.
11:27Nice.
11:28Nice.
11:29My Audi's Anastasia.
11:30Like 50 shades.
11:31Yeah.
11:32Nice.
11:33Yeah.
11:34Nice.
11:35Come on.
11:36It's an Audi.
11:37And then the Vans are, cause it's a French vanilla colour.
11:38It's like a baguette.
11:40Cause it looks like a baguette.
11:41A baguette.
11:42Yeah.
11:43I don't even know if it's baguette or baguette.
11:45I say baguette.
11:47Oh my goodness.
11:54I'm definitely surprised with how good my first chat is going with Matteo.
11:57I definitely think I get butterfly vibes.
12:00He makes me very like smiley.
12:03And yeah, I definitely feel like I kind of light up around him a little bit.
12:06Mm.
12:07Yeah, I know.
12:08Sorry.
12:09I'm just getting fucking lost in your eyes.
12:11Jesus Christ.
12:12It's crazy.
12:13Oh, I've been dreaming of you.
12:14Oh, I've been dreaming of you.
12:18Oh, yeah.
12:20Oh, yeah.
12:22Oh, yeah.
12:23Oh, yeah.
12:24Oh, yeah.
12:25Oh.
12:26Something in the way you look at me
12:28I need to be near you.
12:30Yeah.
12:32Guys, the Spanish culture minister is here for an inspection.
12:34They think we're making a cooking show.
12:36No kissing for the next 10 minutes.
12:39I said no kissing.
12:40No kissing.
12:41What am I, a joke to you?
12:44So you're a saint or a sinner?
12:46I don't know, babe.
12:48What's a saint?
12:49A good person.
12:50Babe, I think a saint...
12:51No, you're wrong.
12:52A saint.
12:53Babe, a saint is a devil and a sinner is a good person.
12:57Purple, devil.
12:58Purple, pink, pink.
12:59Angel, devil.
13:01Yeah, mate, are you colourblind or something?
13:03That's purple and that's purple.
13:04That is pink and that is pink.
13:06Yeah, well, you're a loser.
13:07Yeah, angel, devil, and you look awesome.
13:09Yeah, so what's your plan tonight?
13:11Get a whole bed to yourself.
13:13Yeah, I want a bed to myself on a starfish.
13:18I used to be bleach blonde.
13:19It looks like, like, obviously brunette, but, like, golden.
13:23Aw, you're so sweet.
13:24Is that? Yeah, is that good?
13:25I'm glad that's where you're going.
13:26How you going?
13:27Good.
13:28Chocolate.
13:28I just feel like...
13:31Yeah.
13:33What?
13:34Yeah, I just feel like we're really vibing.
13:36Yeah, I'm loving it.
13:39Yeah.
13:41I don't feel like this is forced at all.
13:43No, definitely not.
13:43I was not expecting this coming into the villa.
13:45I think that's what's, like, taken me back the most,
13:48is, like, I'm so open, so I knew, like, the possibility was there.
13:52But for it to be, like, the first girl I couple up with is just, like...
13:55Mm, no, it wasn't.
13:57Like, what's the plan here?
13:58Like, what's going on?
13:59Yeah.
14:00But I'm loving it.
14:02Like, I can't actually really put it into words, to be honest.
14:05It just feels good.
14:07And just, like, I always find myself just, like, looking for you.
14:11100%.
14:12Yeah.
14:12Everyone's noticing the girl's, like, oh, look, we know, so he looks at you.
14:15And so, like...
14:16Yeah.
14:19Aw, well, that's our cute quota done for the day.
14:22Lacey, you're up.
14:24Now.
14:25Now.
14:25I don't know if you're, like, a cuddly kind of guy in the bed.
14:30Yeah.
14:31So, if you are, you're going to hate me for this.
14:33Why?
14:34Oh, you're so cute.
14:35Why?
14:37So, Kai is going to sleep in the day bed.
14:40Really?
14:41Because, like, him and Yana...
14:43Yeah, of course, of course, of course.
14:44It's pretty.
14:45That's totally fine.
14:46So, I'm thinking I'm going to go sleep in the day bed with you.
14:49That's fine.
14:50Yeah.
14:50But, like, I don't want you thinking, oh, my God, I'm completely off of you.
14:54No, no, not at all.
14:55Not at all.
14:55Not at all.
14:56It was just obviously, like...
14:57Because I do like your vibe.
14:57Yeah.
14:58And I do really, really like our chat.
15:00Mm-hmm.
15:00And I think you're really cool.
15:02Mm-hmm.
15:05Lacey telling me this, I feel like it's kind of, like, turned me off a bit.
15:09I'm not going to lie.
15:09Like, I'm all about, you know, finding a true connection for everyone in here.
15:14So, if that's where her, obviously, head and feelings are at, that's fine.
15:18But I won't be making an effort.
15:21No, I won't be.
15:22I'm going to give you a cuddle.
15:31You're an absolute legend.
15:33You've got big balls, babe.
15:35I'll give you that.
15:36It's been a little bit crazy.
15:38It's been a little bit hurt.
15:41Now I'm looking for somebody to live again.
15:45Hi.
15:46Here come the cuddle buddies.
15:50Can you lie down, please?
15:52You want me to lie down?
15:53I have to grab my pillow.
15:56Sorry, babe.
15:57Oh, sorry.
15:58Sorry, babe.
15:59Oh, no, your hair is wet.
16:01Yeah, it's sad as me.
16:02Oh, my God.
16:03Night, Lacey.
16:04Night, babe.
16:06Have a good seat.
16:06Bye, Kai.
16:07Night, guys.
16:08Night, guys.
16:09Love you all.
16:10Oh, already kicking my pillow off.
16:12Nice.
16:13Yeah.
16:14Oh.
16:15Good night, everyone.
16:17Good night.
16:18Love you.
16:18See you.
16:19See you.
16:19Bye, bye.
16:19I couldn't leave him out in the freezing bloody cold with those cockroaches and moths and flies
16:25and mozzies, so princess over here is, in fact, non-princessing right now for a man, which
16:35I thought I would never be having to do in my life, ever.
16:43Little breastplate boy.
16:55Hey, Pinky, I speak flamingo.
17:23Give us the juicy goss from last night.
17:25What do you see?
17:30Quiet.
17:31Lacey can hear you.
17:33Oh, Christ.
17:41Morning, people.
17:43Morning.
17:43Love a day in the villa.
17:45Good morning.
17:47How did you sleep?
17:48I slept good.
17:49Yeah, you can build me a princess castle for sleeping out here with you.
17:54Hmm.
17:57Close.
17:58Yes, those are my eyebrows.
17:59Yeah, they look crazy.
18:00They're pushy?
18:01Yeah.
18:01No, they're pushy.
18:02I think you just slept on them.
18:03They're all going in different directions.
18:09Sharing the day bed with Kai outside last night was actually really romantic.
18:14I feel like it did make us closer.
18:26What do, baby?
18:34So, what do you think, um, what do you think Mario's going to do with your missus?
18:37I don't know, ba.
18:38Honestly.
18:40Do you reckon he'll win her over?
18:41Nah.
18:41No way, mate.
18:42You're a real good man.
18:43Handsome man he is.
18:45Hold on, hold on.
18:46Full second, mate.
18:54Nice.
18:55Bit sweaty.
18:59I don't know why.
19:00Taylor's body's hard as fuck, hey?
19:02Do you reckon?
19:02Yeah.
19:07I think he's into my missus.
19:08Yeah, he definitely is into her.
19:11Yeah.
19:11I had a chat there, I think, last night.
19:14Yesterday, yeah.
19:14Yeah.
19:15Matty boy's come in.
19:16Big little Mateo.
19:18Uh, Mick 2.0, I'd say.
19:19Mick Jr.
19:20You know, he's seeming like he's seeking a bit of inspiration from me here.
19:23And, um, maybe even trying to get my girl.
19:28But.
19:31Back yourself.
19:32See how you go.
19:33Back my little.
19:34If he wants to make his moves on her, like, I'm happy for him.
19:37Like, go ahead, brother.
19:39Game on.
19:44Oh, he's in budgies.
19:46Oh, my God, baby's so zesty.
19:49Sorry.
19:49He needs to pull them down a little bit.
19:51Yeah, they're, like, too high.
19:53They're very distracting over there.
19:54They're so distracting.
19:55Stop looking at them.
19:56It's kind of hot.
19:56Girls.
19:57Okay, sorry.
19:58Trying to get the girl's attention, but all they can do is stare at the man like,
20:01Oh, my God, wow, he is so hot.
20:03I mean, respectfully, fair enough.
20:04I would, too.
20:06What about you and Rossi?
20:07Yeah, how's this going?
20:08I don't know.
20:09No.
20:13I can't tell if he likes me or not.
20:15Like, even in bedtime, like, as well, it's just like, all right, goodnight.
20:19Roll over and go to sleep.
20:20Like, we're not very intimate.
20:21So, I'm actually deadass.
20:23I'm just like, babe, if you like me, can't tell.
20:25But if you don't, then maybe just let me know so I can stop.
20:28Yeah.
20:28I feel like you just need to have, like, an actual serious chat.
20:30Because you're, like, having all this fun, like, friendly banter, but, like, what's he doing?
20:35Like, and if someone walks in tomorrow or today, he needs to realise that he can lose you.
20:41And, like, I'm sorry, but you're a bad bitch.
20:43He really needs to step up his game.
20:45I love you, Roscoe, and I want the best for you.
20:47Because there's always a bomb around the corner.
20:49They need to remember that.
20:51Yeah.
20:51Wait, where is he?
20:52It's so paranoid.
20:53He's right behind you.
20:55Are you trying to eavesdrop?
20:59What are you doing there?
21:01Oh, no.
21:02No, I'm just, like, trying to figure out my entry point.
21:04Go on.
21:05We're talking about you.
21:06Hurry up.
21:10He was definitely trying to fucking eavesdrop.
21:13Rossi, baby, we know what you're doing, OK?
21:15Don't make out you're trying to hear something in the water because there's no sounds under there, OK?
21:20So then I woke up this morning and I just sort of, like...
21:22I was, like, affectionate, but I just sort of let him be.
21:25And then he just wasn't very affectionate or anything.
21:26No, I was observing it this morning because I wasn't...
21:28Yeah.
21:29I observed...
21:29I noticed it last night without you having to tell me.
21:32Yeah.
21:32And went, hmm.
21:33Yeah, so...
21:34I'm just saying, like, I'm not saying it to get in your head,
21:36but I'm saying it to validate you and I can see where you're coming from.
21:39And now he's...
21:40Can you please go to that end of the pool?
21:42What?
21:43Oi, oi, oi!
21:43I'm trying to talk about you.
21:45I'm doing laps.
21:46Like, pick your brother, pick your brother.
21:47Do laps over near the flamingo.
21:49He's so funny.
21:51You can whisper.
21:53You want?
21:54Anyway.
21:55OK, well, so today, I think I need to talk to him to basically say,
21:58Babes, do you like me?
22:00Cannot tell.
22:02What do you think of the Ross and Sharon sits, Pinky?
22:07Never mind.
22:09Coming up...
22:11Give it to me.
22:13A juicy challenge turns from sweet to sour.
22:21What's going on?
22:23If Connor is being disingenuous, adios amigos,
22:26because I do not tolerate that fucking shit for a second.
22:28There's romance everywhere on the streets of Spain.
22:45How lovely.
22:47There's romance in the villa too, you know.
22:49Look, see?
22:51Romance.
22:52And, uh, motorbo-mance.
22:55Well, it's diminishing returns, really.
22:57We work with what we have.
22:58Except, Sharon.
23:00Your energy was so flat this morning, but I suppose you did just wake up.
23:04I'm just getting used to being around all these people.
23:06Yeah.
23:06And all this energy, like...
23:08I understand that.
23:09Yeah.
23:09But I did say to the girls just then, and they noticed it too.
23:13I was like, I actually...
23:14I actually can't tell if Ross likes me or not.
23:17Because you're so...
23:19Really?
23:19Yeah.
23:20Because you're so, um...
23:21You're too chill.
23:22And you're not overly affectionate, and you're not very overly, like...
23:27Like, you physically seem distant to me.
23:30Like...
23:30Do I?
23:31Like, not right now, but, like, yesterday, during the day, like...
23:37We're not really, like, ever together.
23:39We're sort of off doing our own thing.
23:42So I'm like, ooh.
23:43Mm.
23:43Maybe he doesn't actually like me, because he seems to be not around me.
23:48No, I do like you.
23:49Of course.
23:51Okay, well, maybe just make it more obvious that you like me.
23:55I'm sorry.
23:56Like, what would it look like?
23:57More, more...
23:59You don't even kiss me in bed.
24:00Like, you don't even...
24:02Like, we don't...
24:03We're not very physically affectionate.
24:05I love cuddling you in bed.
24:06Yeah, but, like, bro...
24:08We, like, kiss goodnight, and then that's it.
24:13Well, the first night, you literally told me, like,
24:15I'm not gonna hook up with you.
24:16I'm not gonna make out with you, like, in bed.
24:18It was day one.
24:20Yeah, but, well, still.
24:21I mean, well, it just put me on the back foot of, like,
24:23okay, maybe she doesn't like that much forward affection.
24:26Oh, no, I do.
24:27Well, I thought it was more just, like,
24:28that wasn't what you wanted to do.
24:29I didn't know it was because it was night one.
24:31No, it was night one.
24:32Right.
24:35She made it clear that she does want to make out in the bed,
24:38and I guess I just had in the back of my mind
24:39that's not something she wants to do,
24:40because that's what she told me, you know?
24:43Yeah, I feel like we've been very...
24:44I'm glad we cleared that up.
24:45Yeah.
24:46I feel like we've just been a bit stagnant the last few days.
24:50We haven't...
24:51You want to take it to the next level?
24:52You want some night-time kisses?
24:55Some night-time kisses.
24:56A little hook-up.
24:58If you want my love, just ask me.
25:00No pressure!
25:01Oh, yeah, what princess would I be?
25:18Like, do you think, Cinderella, do you think?
25:19Or what?
25:20Do you know princesses?
25:22Not really.
25:22Maybe, like, fucking Tangled with short hair or something,
25:25because she's a bit of a bad bitch.
25:26Is her real name Rapunzel?
25:33Oh, yeah, that's the one.
25:36Honestly, I feel like I'm a mix of princesses.
25:39I feel like I have every single ball sack from each princess,
25:43and I've just, like, built, like,
25:45this batty, girly, little pink princess
25:47with these fat, big, juicy balls.
25:51That's the princess I think I am.
25:53I really want to tan today.
25:56Princess Ballsack and her best friend's ex
25:59coming to a theatre near you.
26:02Also currently playing, Tamara and Mateo chat
26:05while Mick rubs his face in a hat.
26:08How do you feel about Lace sleeping out here?
26:12Like, I obviously understand it.
26:14Yeah.
26:15Do I think she's as open as she said she was to me?
26:18Maybe not.
26:19Does that make sense?
26:20Okay.
26:21So, did she tell you she was open to you?
26:23Oh, 100%.
26:23Okay.
26:24Like, I probably wouldn't have picked her
26:25if it wasn't for that.
26:26No, I totally get that.
26:27Yeah.
26:27Because I feel like when they're talking,
26:31I feel like they tell each other
26:33they're pretty locked in.
26:35Yeah.
26:35So, I don't...
26:36It's interesting.
26:37It is interesting, eh?
26:39How are you feeling towards your, like, couple?
26:42Good, but I definitely feel like he doesn't take a lot of stuff seriously.
26:48Okay.
26:49So, like, even sometimes I'll ask him a serious question,
26:51he'll answer with a joke, and I'm like,
26:53okay, but are you going to give me the actual answer?
26:55And he doesn't.
26:56So, I'm just like, okay.
26:57I'm like...
26:58And what, do you like that or do you, like...
27:00No, like, I like the humour for sure,
27:02but I'm like, it can't be all jokes all the time, I feel like.
27:04Yes, of course.
27:05So, like, I feel like when I talk to you, you actually...
27:06When push comes to shove, yeah.
27:08Yeah, like, I feel like when I talk to you,
27:09you actually give me genuine answers.
27:11So, yeah, I'm like, I feel like I don't know a lot about him.
27:14Okay, interesting.
27:17I'll tell you one thing.
27:19Yeah, bro.
27:20I fucking...
27:21I think I got a nick.
27:22Oh, no.
27:23Yeah.
27:24Physical lick?
27:25Yeah.
27:26No, just this fake tan on the hands, really.
27:29Oh, okay.
27:30I can't unsee it, bro.
27:31Yeah, yeah.
27:32It is like she just dipped her hand in a honey jar.
27:34Yeah, well...
27:35I'm icked out, bro.
27:39Nah, sometimes I've been able to overcome an ick.
27:42Nah, nah, mate.
27:43She's going to need some, like, bicarb soda and lemon on those hands.
27:46Hey, that's fine.
27:46I mean, look, Sian's probably a bit on the demanding,
27:49pushy side for my kind of chick, too.
27:51Percy.
27:52Darn is?
27:53Yeah.
27:53You feel that?
27:54Yeah.
27:55But, like, she's not perfect.
27:56I'm sure I'm not perfect in her eyes.
27:57Like, I've gotten over icks before, like, quite quickly.
28:01When you really think about it, and it's not a big deal.
28:03It's really not, because it's a temporary thing.
28:05But, like, she's Irish, bro, so she's always going to be white.
28:09And I like tans.
28:11Oh!
28:12It's a very, very minor ick to have,
28:15but I do truly think that he's setting himself up
28:17for maybe she's into Matteo,
28:20and if he gets dropped from that couple,
28:23at least he'll have a reason that he's pre-empted,
28:25and he'll be okay with it.
28:27Do you know what I mean?
28:27Like, it's a defence mechanism to protect his ego, I think.
28:30He's gone for it, mate.
28:32I'm joking.
28:32I'm joking.
28:34I'm joking.
28:35Fair play to him.
28:35He needs to.
28:36Let him, yeah.
28:37Yeah, I know, but, like,
28:39I think I need another bomb.
28:43Yeah, for sure.
28:44It's early days, too.
28:45It is, it is.
28:45I mean, I only talked to you last night for the first time.
28:48Yeah, yeah.
28:48Yeah, I was like, this is, like, our second conversation.
28:50I feel like that kind of, like, was like,
28:52what the fuck?
28:52I didn't expect that at all.
28:54What?
28:55I just didn't expect us to click.
28:56I feel like coming in, like,
28:57we just probably just kind of shut each other off
28:59because we're, like, the new bombshells and whatnot,
29:00and then I feel like you and I get along.
29:02Yeah, no, we definitely, we definitely do.
29:04It's weird.
29:04Kind of just, like, you know,
29:05when you kind of just get someone.
29:06Yeah, I feel like we're kind of somewhat on the same level,
29:08for sure.
29:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:09It helps.
29:10Same, like, maturity,
29:12same, emotional maturity,
29:13same bit, like, it's just, like, it's all there.
29:15We're balancing out pretty well.
29:17Yeah, I agree.
29:17Mateo has just got this really calm energy about him.
29:22I think he shares a lot more and more voluntarily
29:25without you kind of having to dig as much,
29:27and it's been really nice getting to know him.
29:31Don't worry, our Irish queen,
29:33your fake tan hands are perfect.
29:36As the Islanders play about,
29:38Ross has decided to start the girls' primary school education
29:42from scratch.
29:43Gabby.
29:44Gabby and Lacey, this is a strawberry, okay?
29:47Oh!
29:49Ross!
29:50I got a text!
29:53My first text!
29:53Oh, no, I'm sick.
29:57Islanders, prepare your peaches and plums.
30:02It's time to find out what the superfans really think about you.
30:05No!
30:05You're off to the Garden of Eden for today's challenge.
30:12Forbidden fruit.
30:13Hashtag original sin.
30:15Hashtag rotten or ripe.
30:17I've seen you, Chad, shit.
30:19I'm guessing we're all going to hell.
30:21Superfans, God, what have they been seeing?
30:23I'm a little bit nervous.
30:24I do have a bit of a loud mouth, so...
30:27Ah, sorry!
30:28I wish I had an ass.
30:29Maybe I should put another pair of undies on underneath, just...
30:31Yeah, I'll be patting the backside more than the front, though.
30:34Yeah.
30:35Now's the time to strike the blame to my blame.
30:38Do you think that this could, like, possibly stir the pot between people a little?
30:42I think so, yeah.
30:46You're literally rocking a sock.
30:50Oh, yeah, baby!
30:52Well, it looks alright, doesn't it?
30:55Does it look fake?
30:56Is there going to be drama?
30:58Is there going to be tears?
30:59Is there going to be laughing?
31:02I actually have no idea.
31:03It's bloody different every single day in here.
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31:35Oh, I'm the stuffed with socks and happy faces.
31:54I can't see either staying intact
31:56because a diehard group of fans known as the superfans
32:00have been watching a feed from the villa
32:02and now the Islanders are about to get their first insight
32:05into what the superfans think of them.
32:08It's Forbidden Frill.
32:10Make it go!
32:12Let's go!
32:13Couples will make a sexy entrance to the Garden of Eden.
32:17An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
32:19One big bite of my banana's going to keep you up all night, baby girl.
32:24Oh, my God!
32:26Give it to me.
32:28Was it hot and sexy?
32:30I would say it was more messy and gross,
32:33but that's part of the fun, isn't it?
32:34They then read a question that was put to the superfans.
32:38What percentage of superfans
32:40thinks Tamara and Mick could win Love Island as a couple?
32:44I really don't know what the superfans are going to be thinking,
32:47but we're going to run with high.
32:49We think the answer is 70%.
32:52We think the answer is 17%.
32:56We've known each other for 24 hours, love.
32:59It's boys versus girls and the Islander closest to the correct percentage wins.
33:06The correct answer is 15%.
33:09I think it was a fair reflection.
33:13We've had a good initial connection, but it's so new and fresh.
33:16I think Tamara and I would definitely have better chemistry.
33:22Next to fondle some forbidden fruit, it's Sharon and Ross.
33:26Oh, Ross!
33:27Yes, darling?
33:28My papaya is throbbing for you.
33:30Oh, baby!
33:31It was my first time going down a papaya and I kind of liked it.
33:39Always a good move to see the men pleasure the papaya first,
33:43ladies first, please and thank you.
33:47Ross and I are very excited to spice this challenge up.
33:50We're making it extra wet, baby!
33:52What percentage of superfans think that Sharon and Ross have good sexual chemistry?
33:59Oh!
34:01Oh, that's rough because we've been talking about it.
34:04Earlier today, we chatted this all out.
34:06I definitely know that this one will be low.
34:08Ross and I have not been on the same page about our intimacy.
34:11We think the answer is 18%.
34:14We think the answer is 30%.
34:18The correct answer is 24%.
34:26Oh, smack bang in the middle!
34:29Pretty good.
34:29Oh, shit.
34:31Yeah, but I know I feel differently, babe.
34:33So do I.
34:34Moving forward, that 24% is way too low in my mind.
34:38I think more kissing and a bit more PDA.
34:42Let's get that shit up.
34:42Let's get that shit up.
34:47I'm so hungry.
34:49I need some food.
34:52Can I offer you some fresh melons?
35:01I was up in there like melon, melon.
35:09Oh, my God.
35:09My kiss and drop them is sexy.
35:11It's spicy.
35:12It's spicy.
35:13What percentage of superfans think Gabby could have her head turned by a new bum?
35:19Oh.
35:21I am literally with Jotham 24-7 in here.
35:25I think we have probably one of the strongest connections in here.
35:27But I don't know how I'm coming across.
35:29We think the answer is 50%.
35:31We think the answer is 50%.
35:32We think the answer is 50%.
35:37The correct answer is 69%.
35:45So 70% of them think I'm going to have my head turned.
35:5169%.
35:5169%.
35:5269%.
35:53I'm like actually shocked.
35:55Never say never, but I feel like I'm really locked in with Jotham and I don't think another
36:00man could turn my head could turn my head.
36:04Look, I think that her head will change.
36:06I'm not going to lie.
36:08If someone gave her enough attention, you know, anything could happen.
36:12There's nothing better than a big juicy peach.
36:17Oh!
36:19You can say that again.
36:22The kiss with Connor.
36:29It was actually so good.
36:31It was sexy.
36:33It was fruity.
36:34It was fun.
36:35We're normally so vanilla.
36:36What percentage of superfans think that Connor is genuinely looking for love?
36:45100.
36:46100%.
36:47What do you reckon?
36:48I think 90+.
36:50Connor's a lover boy.
36:51This one's high for sure.
36:52We think the number is 92%.
36:56We think the answer is 91%.
36:59Oh!
37:02I'm in here for the right reasons.
37:04This one's going to be high.
37:05The correct answer is 11%.
37:11What?
37:13Izzy!
37:17What's going on?
37:18What are they saying that we're not?
37:20Yeah, what are they saying that we're not, boys?
37:23Look, look.
37:24What do they know?
37:26It was a bit of a what the fuck.
37:28I'm here for love, but believe what you want to believe.
37:31Oh, she didn't kiss back.
37:36Oh.
37:37I feel so rattled.
37:39If Connor is being disingenuous, one thing I've learned since coming to Spain is how to
37:44say adios amigos, because I do not tolerate that fucking shit for a second, and I never
37:49will.
37:49What a lovely pair.
37:56Thanks, babe.
37:57I grew them myself.
37:59Hey!
38:06Yum!
38:07Spicy!
38:08Ah!
38:08It's a pretty passionate kiss.
38:11We had a bit of fruit on us, so it was, like, even more kind of saucy.
38:15Yeah.
38:15Yay!
38:16Oh!
38:19It was fucking hard to watch.
38:21Lacey, like, wants high standards and shit from me and doesn't want me to kiss anyone,
38:25but can go and kiss who she wants.
38:28Makes me look like a mug.
38:29What percentage of superfans think Matteo is the most genuine islander in the villa?
38:38I'm genuinely in this villa looking for love.
38:40That answer should be, like, a million percent.
38:43Eleven percent?
38:45Fifteen percent?
38:46Yeah.
38:46All us girls think that this is going to be low.
38:48We think the answer is 65 percent.
38:51We think that the number is 11 percent.
38:55Oh!
38:57Fuck yous.
38:58That's crazy.
38:59That's crazy.
39:00It's hard not to be insulted by that.
39:02I literally stopped my life to come on here for love and for that to kind of get shoved
39:07in your face.
39:08I don't know.
39:08It was like a kick in the, like, dick.
39:10The correct answer is...
39:1590 percent.
39:1790?
39:18Oh, yeah!
39:2090, Matteo, let's go!
39:23Sorry.
39:24We love you.
39:24Don't be sorry.
39:25You're all right.
39:26He's one of the most genuine people I've ever met, so I understood why he was upset that
39:31the girls put his percentage so low.
39:37Help me, my plums are leaking.
39:41Did someone call a plumber?
39:44Yes!
39:47Go, girl!
39:48Oh, my God!
39:50Yeah, I definitely knew Lacey would have been looking at me, but fuck, after her kissing
40:01from Matteo, two can play that game.
40:03Oh, my God!
40:04Oh, my God!
40:05Oh, my God!
40:06Oh, my God!
40:08Oh, my God!
40:10Oh, my God!
40:12Come on.
40:13If you were going to go tip for tap, mate, I'll always win that game, so, yeah.
40:16That's ruthless.
40:17Oh, yeah.
40:18That's ruthless.
40:19That's ruthless.
40:20That's ruthless, because he told me he wouldn't touch her again.
40:23Kai, if you're going to kiss your ex, don't promise me that you're not going to kiss your
40:28ex.
40:29You know what I mean?
40:30Make a promise that you can't keep.
40:32What percentage of superfans think Yana and Kai will end up boyfriend and girlfriend again?
40:39Oh, wow.
40:40This one's so hard.
40:45I am absolutely on the edge of my seat.
40:47Things with Kai and Lacey are going well, but Kai and Yana, they're exes in one bedroom,
40:54together, sharing a bed.
40:56We think the answer is 85%.
41:00I agree.
41:01We think the answer is 70%.
41:06The correct answer is...
41:1352%.
41:15Ooh!
41:16Split the group.
41:17Split the group.
41:19I think the superfans would like to maybe see a love story come out of this, but, yeah, I don't know.
41:27When are you guys getting back together?
41:28I mean, Yana and Kai is exciting, definitely.
41:30Like, I like the idea of it.
41:32I think it's cute.
41:33I think it's like a romance movie, really.
41:34Maybe a bit of a tragic one, but nonetheless, still a good story.
41:41He has been telling me that he's all for me.
41:44He doesn't want anyone else, and he wants nothing to do with her.
41:48I just feel like, why can't there just be one time where I don't have to get hurt?
41:57I just don't understand, like, all I want is just a normal relationship.
42:03The Forbidden Fruit Challenge has left a sour taste.
42:25Thankfully, work experience Lucy is outside with the cattle prod to make sure the islanders look happy upon their return.
42:32Oh, my gosh!
42:34Five hits!
42:35Yes, five hits!
42:36Five hits!
42:37Let's chat, girls!
42:38Let's chat!
42:39How is everyone...
42:40How are you feeling?
42:41Because that was quite intense.
42:42How do you feel about your answer?
42:44I don't know.
42:45I feel like I can't...
42:46I think you guys know me the best.
42:47That was the biggest kerf ball of the night.
42:48Yeah.
42:49Yeah.
42:50I don't think I've faked myself once in years.
42:51What was that again?
42:52Eleven.
42:53Eleven.
42:54Eleven.
42:55Do you know what I think it is?
42:56Is there a thing of coming here with a game plan of just being in love and staying in love?
43:00Yeah.
43:01Because you haven't opened yourself up enough to different people.
43:03Yeah, I haven't given other people chances.
43:04Yeah, but why would you when you've got something strong going on?
43:06That's my point.
43:07It obviously doesn't sound great.
43:09The last thing I'd want Izzy to think is that I'm just sort of in here to play a game.
43:13I'm just pretty desperate to have a chat to her and just see where her head's at.
43:17Are you wigged out?
43:18Yeah.
43:19Are you ready?
43:20Yeah, a little.
43:21Do you doubt it or...?
43:22Because I just don't know what's being said behind my back and that rigs me up because
43:24I feel like I've been around so many ingenuine people in my life and I'm like just don't
43:28want to like have that happen to me again.
43:30Do you get the vibe at all?
43:31Because I'm like actually starting to...
43:33Catch feelings.
43:34Yeah, that one.
43:35Deep down I've been feeling is this too good to be true.
43:38I feel like my guard is coming down and to hear that just makes me feel really uncomfortable
43:43and vulnerable and exposed.
43:44Right, Yana babe?
43:45Oh yeah, me.
43:46I think 50-50 is like fair enough for them to think.
43:50Yeah.
43:51Like I have been upset.
43:52You are exes.
43:53It was recent.
43:54Yeah, it is exes.
43:55It was recent.
43:56They're not sure.
43:57Yeah.
43:58So like it's not like they're sure or anything really.
43:59How are you feeling doll?
44:00Um...
44:01I don't know.
44:02I feel like...
44:05I feel like this just happens to me.
44:08Sorry.
44:09I'm not upset at you babe.
44:10Yeah.
44:11Like sorry.
44:12No, I knew this is coming.
44:14It's okay baby.
44:15Take your time.
44:16Oh, I wanted to fuck off from that debrief.
44:20Talk to us.
44:21Talk to us.
44:22Talk to us.
44:23How are you feeling?
44:24Talk.
44:25I think it's like the fact that like every time I'm happy with someone it just gets taken
44:30away.
44:31Like I'm always the one that like puts on my heart.
44:34Baby.
44:35No, that's okay.
44:36I feel like...
44:37Do you feel like he's like...
44:38It's okay.
44:39I just feel like...
44:40I feel like I get more upset at myself because when I do like someone I do kind of just really
44:48love so easily and like that's why I just get hurt because like I just...
44:54I want to talk about the next big thing was Lacey's reaction.
45:00Yeah.
45:01Yeah.
45:02I feel like Lacey's burning eyes into you as if it's your choice.
45:05Look, she got in there.
45:06They got into it.
45:07Like juicy.
45:08All that shit.
45:09It's a challenge, mate.
45:10If she can go in there and just do that, like what do you fuck?
45:12I'm just going to go, oh yeah, cool.
45:13Like you know what I mean?
45:14It's a double standard there.
45:15Like she's going and getting into work here but then you're not allowed to.
45:19Yeah, I mean I can see why Kai's upset.
45:21Like she's painting him a bit as the bad guy.
45:23Again, like which is kind of what happened to me in a sense.
45:26You know, I don't know man.
45:27Like it's given off quite immature vibes to be honest with you.
45:31I'm just thinking Lacey's going around in circles.
45:33She doesn't know what she wants and going from one triangle to another.
45:36And I don't really want that in a woman at all.
45:38So, yeah.
45:40Honestly, doll, like conserve your energy.
45:42Yeah.
45:43And only give it to the people who deserve it when they deserve it.
45:45Yeah.
45:46As they earn your trust.
45:47Be a mirror to their actions.
45:48I reckon wait for him to speak to you about it.
45:50Don't go killing him.
45:51Yeah.
45:52Spend the day with the girls like...
45:53Yeah, yeah.
45:54Don't say anything to you.
45:55No, no, no.
45:56Of course not.
45:57If he doesn't pull me and reassure me, I don't want that.
45:59Why would I want that?
46:00Wait for him to come reassure you.
46:01Yeah.
46:02Yeah.
46:05Oh, no, we don't care.
46:07Don't need a billionaire.
46:09Don't need a...
46:10Only 11% of the superfans think Connor is genuinely looking for love in the villa.
46:15Don't worry, pal.
46:16Only 11% of viewers think my jokes are funny and I still have a job.
46:19You'll be fine.
46:21I wasn't expecting that.
46:22Like, I'm a good judge of character.
46:23Yeah.
46:24But then, like, obviously everyone else has seen a different thing and it, like, kind
46:28of, like, stresses me out.
46:31Of course.
46:32Yeah, it's not nice to hear.
46:33Well, why do you think that they rated you 11%?
46:35I try not to read into it because I know what we've got.
46:38Yeah.
46:39I just don't want you to, like...
46:40I just don't want to be with someone who's, like, coming on here for exposure and, like...
46:42Yeah.
46:43No, 100%.
46:44Playing the game because, like, I'm not staying with you to play it safe.
46:46I'm staying with you because I genuinely like you.
46:48For me, it's just making me question how genuine he actually is because my biggest fear
46:53is that I'm being partnered up with someone who's not actually coming to this villa for
46:56love.
46:57If I wanted to be in here and stay in here as long as I could, I think I'd be keeping my
47:03options a bit more open.
47:04Like, I didn't even talk to Tamara when she come in.
47:06Do you know what I mean?
47:07Like, I haven't even showed half the people in here who I am because I'm set on you.
47:12Mm.
47:13Like, I want to get to know you.
47:14Trust is so important in a relationship and I don't expect her to just give it to me,
47:19but I think I've earned it pretty well in here.
47:22There's nothing you're not telling me, though?
47:23No.
47:24Okay.
47:25Yeah.
47:26Like I said, we just have to trust each other.
47:27Yeah, because it will come out.
47:28Exactly.
47:29And I will find out.
47:30Yes, exactly.
47:31Like I said, baby, keep on keeping on.
47:34When you're a dad, you're going to make the most embarrassing jokes.
47:38I feel like he was very honest with me, so I'm going to trust Connor, but I still will
47:42have my wits about me.
47:43I don't fuck around.
47:44I'm glad we talked.
47:45Mm.
47:46Mm.
47:47Mm.
47:48It's nice and cold.
47:49Is it?
47:50Let me have a nice sip.
47:51I'm very happy with the way that conversation ended, and it ended on a kiss, so super fans.
48:05Lacey was upset that Kai kissed Yana so passionately in the challenge and has been waiting so long
48:12for him to come chat to her that she's fallen into a deep sleep.
48:15Things are real mysterious, man.
48:17I think there's a full number of sides to you that no one knows.
48:20Ah, priorities, Kai.
48:22Princess Ballsack needs true love's kiss.
48:24Come on, Lacey.
48:25I feel like he's a copper, mate.
48:27I feel like he's in it a real moment.
48:28So tired.
48:29The fact that he didn't really try to pull me for a chat, I think I'm done.
48:36I'm ready to turn lesbian.
48:38So sign me up.
48:40I'm just very protective of where I put my energy, Dana.
48:43You're protective of your energy.
48:44Of where I put it.
48:45Or maybe I'm not going to have anyone.
48:48I don't know what the word is for that, but what's the word when you're just into yourself
48:51and you're into no one else, because that's where I'm at.
48:54Are you okay, babe?
48:57Girls, I just need to sit on the toilet and fart for a second.
49:00Okay?
49:01Anything?
49:02No.
49:03No.
49:06I'm just done.
49:07Like, I can't be fucked.
49:08I'm mentally checked out.
49:10With everything.
49:11I think you really need to chat to him first before you check.
49:14No, but he's showing up and he doesn't care.
49:16He doesn't give a flying fuck.
49:18He's out there fucking yappy yappy yappy.
49:19Yeah.
49:20More shit comes out of his mouth than his asshole.
49:22That's for sure.
49:23He's got no balls.
49:24He's a loser.
49:25He actually has no balls.
49:26It's an actually inverted dick.
49:27What a little shit.
49:28Um, I think his behaviour is giving, like, inverted dick behaviour.
49:46Like, your dick is actually inverted through your asshole and it's pushing the shit right
49:57up through your mouth.
49:59That's why he talks so much shit.
50:03You can fuck right off, hey.
50:06More shit comes out of your mouth than your asshole, babe.
50:09What do you mean?
50:10You can't say that.
50:11Nah, I'm done.
50:12I'm actually done.
50:13What do you mean?
50:14You sit there and fucking say, like, you're going to be neutral about it and not do that
50:18and you go and suck his face like nothing, get him to pretty much suck your tits.
50:21Like, what do you want me to do?
50:22Just go, oh, yeah, cool and just get mugged off.
50:24Okay.
50:25Like, we both said, like, we wanted to be neutral about it and, like, you go and do that.
50:28Like, it's pretty shit.
50:29He just kind of stood there and was like, yeah, we should go for it.
50:32I don't even know what he really said, to be honest, because his vocabulary is, like,
50:36the vocabulary of a two-year-old.
50:38Do you not get where I'm coming from?
50:39Like, I feel like if I just didn't do anything, then I'll just look like an absolute mug and
50:42look like a loser.
50:43You can just leave.
50:44Just go.
50:45What?
50:46Just actually just go.
50:47I don't really want, I actually don't want anything to do with you anymore.
50:50Like, how is that fair?
50:52It's a different situation, babe.
50:55What, so, like, I just want, so you want, you just want to neck on with everyone you want?
50:58Kai, just fuck off.
50:59Just go.
51:00Fucking piss take that.
51:02Fuck me, dude.
51:03You're a fucking piss take.
51:05Hey, what a joke, eh?
51:07What a joke, mate.
51:28You're ready for ya, cause it feels like.
51:35Handsome Prince Inverted Dick has come to the pool, having just told Princess Ballsack
51:41she was a joke after she told him to F off.
51:45If Disney doesn't bid for the rights to make this film, they can kiss next year's box office
51:50goodbye.
51:51Oh, man.
51:52Oh.
51:53Okay.
51:54What?
51:55What?
51:56Who?
51:57What?
51:58What?
51:59What?
52:00What?
52:01What?
52:02What?
52:03Oh, just both times.
52:04Yeah, you're a fucker.
52:05I don't know.
52:06You're a fucker.
52:07I don't know.
52:08She blew up on me going, I can't believe you're a fucker.
52:10I went and you're going, you can't even say that.
52:12I was like, what, so you think I'm not going to kiss any of y'all this whole time?
52:16You can neck on every single bloke and she's like, it's different.
52:19I'm like, you know, it's a piss take and you get the fuck out we're done.
52:23I'm like, yeah, righto, bud.
52:25Um, yeah, I just told Kai to fuck off because I did just want him to fuck right off.
52:33How was that fair?
52:34So much, yeah.
52:35How was that fair, bro?
52:36And that was like, she just pretty much called me in, just like, she embarrassed me
52:39and I was like, well, how was that?
52:40How was that?
52:41She called you in just to tell you that.
52:42She goes, you're a fucking joke.
52:43I went in there and just threw him the door going, like, how's that fair?
52:46Like, yeah.
52:47I'm not.
52:48Kai walking down to the pool, he was definitely quite heated.
52:51Like, you think you're going to fucking treat me like that?
52:53Just not really making sense of himself either, just spitting words out kind of thing.
52:59It's definitely a familiar act, so I know what was going on there.
53:04Oh, Lace.
53:05Can we give a cut off, babe?
53:06Nah, I'm okay.
53:07I think I'm just so done.
53:08Like, I'm so mentally deranged, babe.
53:09I think you guys need to have a proper chat, though.
53:10Like, just...
53:11Who's idea was it?
53:12To bring in Cockhead Kai?
53:13I think you guys need to just have a chat when you both aren't, like, obviously it's
53:20heated right now.
53:21Come and have a normal conversation with me.
53:22Don't walk past smirking at me.
53:24I'm sick and tired of the male species.
53:31Every single conversation I have with a man, I somehow lose more brain cells.
53:37I'm sick and tired of the male species.
53:44Every single conversation I have with a man, I somehow lose more brain cells.
53:51And it's almost as if I don't, like, I already don't have brain cells, but I'm just going
54:00in the negatives.
54:01I know you guys are heated right now.
54:03Don't settle.
54:04You guys need to have a proper chat when you both aren't heated.
54:07I'm just throwing drain, babe.
54:08I have no...
54:09I have nothing left in me to, like...
54:12I know how you feel.
54:13I know how you feel.
54:14I'm literally becoming a therapist for my ex-boyfriend and my best friend to get
54:18together.
54:19Like, what's going on here?
54:22Ah...
54:23Another day in paradise, eh?
54:24Another day in paradise.
54:25Another day in paradise.
54:26Another day in paradise.
54:27Kai!
54:28Hey mate, did you...
54:29Huh?
54:30Kai!
54:31Do you want to go for a chat?
54:32Mmm.
54:33Where?
54:34Where?
54:35Where are?
54:36There?
54:37Sure.
54:38The fact that I had to pull you for a chat is fucking pissing me off.
54:54What do you mean?
54:55I've been trying to talk to you and you said no like three times.
54:57You literally just...
54:58Like, you didn't really try.
54:59Let's be real.
55:00Come on.
55:01Ahhhh!
55:03Look, I feel like it's so dull.
55:05I get where you're coming from, but I feel like it's such double standards when we both
55:08say, like, let's not...
55:09But you said to me, you promise you won't do that again knowing how much it hurt me the
55:13first time.
55:14Show me mutual respect and you're on the same basis.
55:16But I have, Kai.
55:17I have.
55:18Then you go and suck his face.
55:22It was not to that extent.
55:25Come on and you know that.
55:26But how does that lay out?
55:27You know that, babe.
55:28You know that.
55:29I've never tried to intentionally hurt you, whereas you've intentionally hurt me.
55:34I'm not intentionally doing anything.
55:35I'm intentionally not hurting myself.
55:36Well yeah, you did, babe, because you literally said, oh, well she kissed old mate,
55:39so I'm gonna...
55:40Yeah, let's do it.
55:41Well, look, I'm not gonna make a mug out of myself.
55:43This is what I'm saying.
55:44You're saying that I'm playing games, but that to me is playing games.
55:46You think this is...
55:47Yeah, I'm playing.
55:48I'm just playing what you're playing.
55:49That's how I say it.
55:50I'm not playing games, Kai, though.
55:51This is what I'm saying.
55:52Well then I don't know what you're doing then.
55:53You tell me one thing there and then you do the opposite.
55:55You've done it the whole time.
55:58So do you get where I'm coming from?
55:59I have not done it the whole time.
56:00I never wanted to do that.
56:01Well then don't do it.
56:02This is what I'm saying.
56:03You don't have to do it just to get back at me.
56:06That's what I'm saying.
56:07It's like childish behaviour.
56:08Can we find some patience?
56:12The whole time you've been playing games with me.
56:15Are you fucking kidding me?
56:16It's been tit for tat the whole fucking time.
56:18It hasn't, Kai.
56:19It has.
56:20It has not been tit for tat.
56:21It has the whole fucking time.
56:22No, it hasn't.
56:23It's just him being a gaslighting motherfucker.
56:26Like it just makes no sense to me at all.
56:29And like it just doesn't.
56:30It just fuck.
56:31Oh.
56:32Honestly, I would not have cared if it was anyone else.
56:35It's just the fact that you have said you want nothing to do here.
56:38And I am.
56:39Yeah, and like look at the situation.
56:40And every single time you've been put in a position to prove that to me,
56:43you've like...
56:44Yeah, and you're not proving it to me either.
56:45With the banana snapper still like...
56:46Oh, you're actually a joke.
56:48Oh, mate.
56:49You're actually a joke.
56:50I don't have fun with you new boys.
56:51I'm cutting with you.
56:52Because I'm done with shit.
56:53Like I don't know what you want me to do.
56:55Treating me like a mug.
57:00As much as I sound like a complete fucking idiot...
57:07I was really, really starting to like him.
57:25Sure, it looks like there's a lot of turmoil in the villa.
57:30But I can assure you next time there is plenty of romance.
57:35Oh, and a massive fire pit with a dumping no-one will see coming.
57:38Next time...
57:39There's high romance on horseback.
57:41Wait.
57:42Mine's going to the toilet.
57:43Oh, yeah.
57:44Let it go, baby.
57:45And in the hideaway...
57:46Can't believe we're having alone time.
57:47I have been thinking about alone time with Jotham so much.
57:48Like, ooh, he's so sexy.
57:49Then...
57:50I wish I was here for a chit chat, but unfortunately, this isn't a social visit.
58:03A selfie-sized surprise!
58:04Will all the boys please stand up?
58:10A selfie-sized surprise!
58:11A selfie-sized surprise!
58:12Will all the boys please stand up?
58:14A selfie-sized surprise!
58:15Will all the boys please stand up?
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