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00:00I know. I'm on my way right now.
00:10Okay, I'll try that.
00:11Shit, the hacker's trying to bust through the server firewall. This is bad.
00:15Do something, the server is the company's lifeline. If they break through the firewall, we're finished.
00:19Guys, our IP is locked.
00:21Just shut me out. Hold on, just let me...
00:24Okay, just relax. There's gotta be a way.
00:30I can handle this.
00:33You?
00:35Like hell, this guy works in network operations. You know, fixing computers, watching surveillance footage.
00:39How the hell is he gonna stop a large-scale hack?
00:41Do you know what to do?
00:43We're running out of time.
00:45Desperate time is called for desperate measures. Eric, get in here.
00:48Oh my god! He's unlocked the IP!
01:01The firewall's safe.
01:03And I sent a bot in that swarm to launch a DDoS. Scream all the personal data.
01:07Eric, he was up against 300 expert hackers and you just owned him!
01:11Dude, that was sick. I was telling you were just some sort of network maintenance lag.
01:15It turns out you're a better programmer than I am. How the hell did you get so good?
01:19What you did just now was legendary.
01:22Wait, I heard our bosses recently hired a Silicon Valley tech star to develop a next-gen AI neural net.
01:28Was that you?
01:30Alright.
01:31Look, I'll have to tell you later, my botnet just traced these hackers' IP addresses.
01:37Say we're gonna have to shut them down one by one if we want to protect the server.
01:41Which is gonna take some time.
01:45You guys can all head out.
01:47I'll take it from there.
01:49Right, yeah.
01:50You guys can go.
02:00God.
02:26Finally.
02:27Finally...
02:31God...
02:32Finally...
02:36Oh, it's light out.
02:37Great.
02:38Full-blown liner.
02:43You did it?
02:46You're a pro, man.
02:48Yeah.
02:49All in a, uh...
02:50Night's work.
02:52Alright.
02:53I'm gonna get some sleep.
02:57Johnny, so who's this here a guy anyway? I mean, his skills are off the charts.
03:14Not sure yet. I thought he was just a network maintenance stretch.
03:18Who knew he could ward off a cyber attack like that?
03:20And with his talents, you'd think they'd also put him in a more important role.
03:23You know, I don't remember seeing sit around and chat in your job description.
03:29Fernanda, who the hell is this here?
03:32This is William Dorsey, our boss's son.
03:36He just completed his MBA at Stanford.
03:39Mr. Dorsey will be standing in as CEO while his father deals with some medical issues.
03:44Am I looking at two employees from Dorsey Tech or a couple of eight-year-olds out at recess?
03:48I honestly can't tell.
03:49Sir, I can explain.
03:50Zip it, Johnny!
03:51You can't manage yourself, let alone your entire team.
03:54So get out of my face.
03:55You're fired.
03:59You're fired. Get out.
04:01I just did that.
04:03You know what they say about new management.
04:07There's gonna be some layoffs.
04:09Time to separate the wheat from the chaff.
04:12Ha ha ha.
04:17Okay, listen up. Listen up.
04:19I'm gonna need 150% every single day.
04:22None of this half-assed bullshit anymore, alright?
04:25Who does he think he is? Elon Musk?
04:32What the hell is this crap?
04:35Okay, I need zero distractions in this office.
04:38Leave your shit at home and maybe you'll get something done for once.
04:44No!
04:46That was limited edition.
04:48Oh, boo hoo.
04:50It's not my fault you were decorating your desk with that junk instead of working.
04:54You're fired!
04:56Excuse me?
04:57Uh, Fernanda, see how much that thing costs and buy her a new one?
05:01Dorsey Tech might lack competent workers, but one thing it doesn't lack is money.
05:05Right?
05:06Yes, sir.
05:12And what do we have here?
05:14Sleeping on the job?
05:15Good morning, my sweet prince.
05:19Who the hell are you?
05:21Who am I? Doesn't matter.
05:22Uh, you're fired.
05:23You're fired.
05:26Me? You're firing me?
05:28Yeah.
05:29Well, you're firing me.
05:30Did I stutter?
05:31I...
05:32No.
05:33That's not, uh...
05:35That's not what I meant.
05:37Fernanda, what does he do?
05:38Um, he works in network maintenance.
05:40What's his salary?
05:42Just about 500k a year.
05:44Oh, 500k a year?
05:46All that for a simple maintenance job?
05:48What are you doing?
05:49Taking us for a ride?
05:51No, uh, look, I was...
05:53I was working all night.
05:54Can I just...
05:55Take a rest?
05:56You trying to clock in a time and a half for overtime?
05:58I mean, I've heard of a quiet quitting, but this is time theft.
06:01Are you HR folks as dumb as these techies, or is this some kind of larger scale scam?
06:08Eric and I might be dating, but I can't afford to get dragged into this.
06:12I need to break up with this loser.
06:15Um, he must have pulled some strings to get a higher salary.
06:19Other workers in the same department don't make nearly as much as him.
06:23Fernanda.
06:27Eric Martin.
06:29You are so fucking fired.
06:31Get your shit and get out of my building.
06:41Alright then.
06:43Eric.
06:44Sir, Eric was the one who stopped the cyber attack.
06:45You wanna follow him out?
06:48Hey, look.
06:50Jersey Tech is still one of the top tech companies in Silicon Valley.
06:54Don't lose your jobs for me.
07:01Okay.
07:07Yeah.
07:10Boss's orders.
07:11I won't hold it against you.
07:13Uh, it's also our one year anniversary.
07:16Right?
07:18See you in the lobby.
07:24What was that about?
07:29Mr. Dorsey?
07:30Yeah.
07:31Are you sure it's a good idea to fire so many employees on your first day as acting CEO?
07:37It's better to be feared than loved.
07:40I mean, what?
07:41You want me to show some mercy to your crook boyfriend?
07:44Is that it?
07:45Uh, no.
07:46He's not-
07:47You know, you deserve so much better, right?
07:50I mean, what would you prefer?
07:52An unemployed loser?
07:54Or a red CEO?
08:01I'm just sick.
08:04Busy guy.
08:06Oh!
08:08What's up, Dad?
08:10My heart's acting up again.
08:12You'll have to take over the company for now.
08:14Also, there's an important matter you need to know about.
08:18Yeah, um, what's the important matter?
08:20We have an employee.
08:22Eric.
08:23Whatever you do, make sure to be good to him.
08:26Eric?
08:29Eric Martin.
08:30Isn't that the guy I just laid off?
08:35William.
08:36You there?
08:38Yep.
08:39Uh, just a second.
08:41Do we have any other plug in here?
08:48This is the employee list.
08:49Yep.
08:51I was trying to get him to work for us for years and finally poached.
08:54He's in charge of our next-gen AI development.
08:57The company's future is in his hands.
08:58Ah, yes.
09:00Eric Martin, AI development.
09:01I see him.
09:03Eric Martin, AI development.
09:05One of the top tech visionaries in Silicon Valley.
09:08This the guy?
09:10Yeah, that's him.
09:11Eric Martin.
09:12There's another employee with a similar name who's always slacking on the job.
09:16Fire him when you get the chance.
09:18Don't worry, Dad, I already did.
09:20Ha!
09:21Guess that sucker I fired wasn't the big-shot tech genius after all.
09:24Attaboy.
09:25Keep it up.
09:26Once I'm feeling better, I'll come around and see how things are going.
09:29Yeah, just focus on getting better, Dad.
09:30I got this.
09:35You know, I told you that my father wouldn't pay 500 grand to some loser.
09:41So who's it gonna be?
09:43Never me.
09:44What the fuck do you want?
09:50Uh, Mr. Dorsey.
09:51Um, uh, you...
09:53Spit it out, man.
09:54What's up?
09:55The company server just crashed.
09:56You, talk to me.
09:57It's bad, sir.
09:58The customer complaints are getting out of control.
09:59What should we do, sir?
10:00Eric saved us during the last cyber attack.
10:01So if we can just get him here, then boom.
10:02Problem solved.
10:03Fernanda, you got his number, right?
10:04Why don't you give him a call?
10:05Eric, what a dick.
10:06Forgets his tablet.
10:07Amelioration algorithm.
10:08Wait.
10:09Is this the code that fixes the server loophole?
10:11Oh, Damn.
10:20This is good.
10:22Hello?
10:24Oh, wait.
10:26What?
10:28It's the code that fixes the server loophole.
10:32It's a bad crime.
10:33It's not bad.
10:34Hello?
10:35What?
10:36What?
10:38Hello?
10:39Eric, the company's server crashed. Get over here and help us!
10:43Mr. Dorsey said that if you fix it, you'll be generously rewarded.
10:46On my way.
10:49With Eric's codes, I can plug the loophole.
10:52Everyone will think I'm a hero.
10:58So?
10:59He said he's got it.
11:00Thank God.
11:07You still have some questions?
11:09Him or me?
11:13Eric and I weren't a thing.
11:15I was just leaning him on.
11:17I choose you, of course.
11:19Six more.
11:27God, Fernando was supposed to be off a half hour ago.
11:29Where is she?
11:31Screw it.
11:33I'm coming up.
11:37You fucking asshole!
11:44You fucking asshole!
11:46You fucking asshole!
11:48Woo!
11:50Stop it!
11:52You're acting like a child.
11:54As if you never saw this coming.
11:56What are you doing kissing this douchebag?
11:58Watch your mouth!
12:00I can do whatever I want,
12:02with whoever I want.
12:04You bastard.
12:07Jesus!
12:18Eric.
12:20You and me.
12:22Are over.
12:26Fernanda.
12:27Are you serious?
12:28That pathetic piece of crap had the nerve to mess up your shirt.
12:32Why are you doing this?
12:33Eric, I told you we're done!
12:35Why would I waste my time with an unemployed loser like you?
12:41keep it.
12:42At least you'll have something to jerk off to.
12:44Ooh, damn.
12:48keep it at least you'll have something to jerk off to oh damn yeah so i'm rich
13:03i'm handsome and you you're an unemployed loser let's go home and beat your meat
13:09fernando you're the reason i even stayed at dorsey shut up who knows what kind of lies
13:18you told to get the job anyway we're done
13:22you're gonna pay for this hold it you're in trouble now bitch
13:39and you are it's an honor to meet you mr dorsey i'm here to report that under my guidance
13:48our systems are back up and running normally you're eric martin i am
13:53i can see why my father spoke so highly of you idiots do they really not know i'm taking credit
13:59for that loser eric's work whatever as long as the boss's son likes me i can keep climbing the ladder
14:06mr dorsey i know the asshole who tried to sabotage our company right after you were fired the system
14:15crashed there's reason to believe that this was your attempt at revenge
14:20boss good news eric martin that tech whiz you had on your radar
14:34he just left dorsey tech he did
14:37mm-hmm it happened 10 minutes ago he was fired by the ceo's son william
14:41ah that's hilarious i want to see the look on that old hag asher dorsey's face when he realizes
14:49that the genius he recruited just got sacked by his idiot son
14:53but boss hendrix tech is just a mid-level startup
14:56well if someone as talented as i'm really want to join us
14:59we have to get him on our side by any means necessary
15:03you have no idea how groundbreaking his work in ai modeling is
15:10get the car ready i'm going to the dorsey office
15:15revenge what the hell are you talking about
15:26don't play dumb the systems crashed right after you got fired
15:30this couldn't have been a coincidence yet you still deny it
15:35bullshit
15:35you guys have always looked down to me as some nobody maintenance worker
15:39now you're going to blame me when the server gets hacked
15:42none of you idiots have any shred of common sense
15:46if you had a common sense you'd have a job
15:49i'm not going to argue with you in front of mr dorsey
15:51what the hell are you trying to do
15:55you either tell them the truth or they're going to take you to the police station
15:58eric
15:59i had no idea you were such a vengeful person
16:02what other tricks do you have up your sleeve
16:04better come clean now or you're going to jail
16:07all right
16:10what are you waiting for
16:13arrest me
16:15let's see if you have any real evidence
16:18what are you doing man we don't got handcuffs
16:24really without a shred of remorse
16:28don't you know that mr dorsey is going to make your life a living hell
16:32mr dorsey
16:33the way i see it
16:35you should teach this asshole a lesson
16:37yeah william a scumbag like him should never get away with this
16:41no no
16:43from this day on eric martin is now blacklisted from dorsey tech and all of its industry partners
16:51you know what this means there you're now kicked out of silicon valley bro
17:00i just have one question
17:05does asher the ceo
17:08know that i've been fired
17:10why should the ceo be bothered with firing a loser like you
17:15you thought you were real hot shit didn't you
17:18boys
17:19second to the police
17:21yes sir
17:22stop right there
17:23there'll be no need to take him away
17:35he's joining hendrix tech
17:37and there'll be no need to catch up
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17:41thank you
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17:48you
17:49thank you
17:50mhm
17:51i know
17:54thank you
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17:58death
17:59feet
17:59run
18:01back
18:01up
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