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00:00What's your fantasy?
00:02It's Fanna. There's someone in here.
00:04We're at a sex club say long.
00:06He's heard it all.
00:07So what? I'm supposed to just write,
00:09I've never had an orgasm, but would very much like one, please.
00:12Exactly.
00:24Doing a runner already?
00:26Uh, yeah, um, I made a mistake. Come here.
00:32Why did you come here in the first place?
00:42I've never heard of a virgin to visit Sub Rosa before.
00:45I'm not a virgin. I've had sex, I just haven't...
00:51I don't know. I'm broken.
00:54Who the hell gave you that idea?
00:57My ex, I guess.
00:59Uh, but it's okay.
01:01I'm sure whoever you meet tonight will be easier.
01:05Hey.
01:08Don't you want to know what's on my fantasy card?
01:11A challenge.
01:25And you think you're up for this challenge?
01:29I know I am.
01:30I take a woman's pleasure very seriously.
01:36The job's not finished till we both finish.
01:40Well...
01:42What if I can't just...
01:44get naked and fall into bed?
01:46What if I told you you didn't have to get naked or get into bed?
01:49Come on.
01:52Let's talk about it.
02:03I'm vintage, by the way.
02:06Kebby.
02:07Tulips?
02:21They're my favorite.
02:23Thought I could use the good luck charm.
02:26Is it working?
02:28I've spent a lot of time asking women what they want.
02:32And actually listening to the answers.
02:35Conducting research, if you will.
02:39And what are your findings, Professor?
02:41For most women, building trust is imperative.
02:47Make them feel safe and then...
02:51you can have a little fun.
02:56Do you trust me, Tabby?
02:59I do.
03:02I might start taking down some of those walls.
03:11What else do you like, Tabby?
03:14Tell me what makes you feel good.
03:17You can kiss my neck.
03:21You can kiss my neck.
03:42Oh, my God.
03:43You smell incredible.
03:51Oh, my God.
03:53Look at me.
03:55Can you be quiet for me?
04:01Even when I do...
04:02Don't stop.
04:12Don't stop.
04:13Don't stop.
04:31You sure you don't want me to...
04:34Don't worry.
04:36I can take care of myself.
04:39I wanted tonight to be about you.
04:42I would like to see you again, though.
04:45This was...
04:47kinda supposed to be a one-time thing for me.
04:50You know, I...
04:52had a question...
04:54and I...
04:55got my answer.
04:57Came, saw, conquered.
04:59Emphasis on the came.
05:03Exactly.
05:06Thank you, though.
05:08I mean it.
05:10It was my pleasure.
05:12And I mean it.
05:13It was my pleasure.
05:15And I mean it.
05:19It was my pleasure.
05:21And I mean it.
05:22God, I've missed you, Tabby.
05:34You don't know what you did to me.
05:35I need to see you again soon.
05:36I hope Mr. Public Orgasm over there is wishing you good luck.
05:37He's finally back in town.
05:38Ugh, look.
05:39I hate that we have to meet with this selfish, entitled asshole.
05:40You know, he slept with the entire cast of that one HBO show in one season.
05:42I know.
05:43He is a six-foot-four son of a bitch in the boardroom and the bedroom.
05:44But we can't pass up a bitch with a fortune 500.
05:45I've been dreaming about your perfume for weeks.
05:47I love you.
05:48I love you.
05:49I love you.
05:50You're welcome.
05:51You're welcome.
05:52I love you, Tabby.
05:53I love you.
05:54You're welcome.
05:55I love you, Tabby.
05:56You're welcome.
05:57You know, he slept with the entire cast of that one HBO show in one season.
06:01I know.
06:02He is a six-foot-four son of a bitch in the boardroom and the bedroom.
06:07But we can't pass up a bitch with a Fortune 500.
06:12I've been dreaming about your perfume for weeks.
06:19I'm also wearing new lingerie, by the way.
06:23I can't wait to take it off.
06:27You must be Ceylon.
06:35Savannah, welcome to Glamazon.
06:41I love getting to watch beautiful women beg.
06:49After hearing our pitch, you'll be the one begging, Mr. Chase.
06:54You're adorable.
06:57So, our partnership is simple.
07:07We provide our new line of lingerie and models.
07:10You provide the funding.
07:12And we have the most talked-about fashion show since Savage Fenty.
07:15Then, we can discuss long-term collaboration.
07:20Maintaining lioness lingerie as a slow-fashion couture brand.
07:25Ugh.
07:25It's my least favorite word in this industry.
07:28Slow means expensive.
07:31Means less profit.
07:33That's why I keep everything fast.
07:34So, you like to screw the women you sell to and the women you date.
07:38Don't worry.
07:39When I screw people, I finish the job.
07:42Like I'm about to do to you right now.
07:43Come on, girls.
07:49Give us a show.
07:58Wait.
07:59My designs, you can't...
08:01You can't copy my designs.
08:04No, but we can.
08:05It really is gorgeous work.
08:07Polyester?
08:10Do you idiots know anything about women's underwear?
08:13I know that our factory workers can make 60,000 units a day.
08:17Look, we didn't bring you in to hear your pitch.
08:19We're buying you out.
08:21Take our offer.
08:22Retire young.
08:24All we want is the lioness name.
08:26All right.
08:26Come on.
08:27Let's go.
08:28Back to the corral.
08:31Don't have all day.
08:32Ugh.
08:33I'm calling our lawyers.
08:42You know, you're no better than these cheap knockoffs.
08:46You're trashy, you're irritating, and you'd probably leave a rash.
08:50That's the second time you brought up my sex life.
08:53I guess you did your research.
08:56Are you that interested?
08:58You're deranged.
08:59What, you think every woman's supposed to just fall at your feet?
09:03Historically, yes.
09:06But that's why you're so angry, isn't it?
09:08You can't stand how much I'm turning you on.
09:14Now who's the one begging?
09:17For someone to take you down.
09:21Oh my gosh, you smell incredible.
09:23Don't fucking touch me.
09:31And fuck retiring early.
09:33You can take that offer and shove it up your ass.
09:36You're supposed to get their name, not start a trade war.
09:47Seth.
09:51Ceylon's the woman from the club last month.
09:53This is great.
09:58No, no, no, no, no, no.
09:59We can use this.
10:00You can apologize.
10:02You'll get in there.
10:03You'll seduce Ceylon.
10:04Both inside and outside the club, and then we'll get her to sign the name over.
10:08Jesus, man, that's low.
10:09Even for us.
10:10Hey, I handle the business.
10:12You handle the creative.
10:14What?
10:15So you want me to creatively steal her company?
10:18Fuck's sake, Liam.
10:19The shareholders press conference is in a week.
10:21Then I'll tell them I made a mistake.
10:22And get fired from your own company?
10:25No.
10:26We'll double team this.
10:29I'll email INS.
10:31And you, Vintage, will use your magic little fingers to text Tabby.
10:42God, can you fucking believe that guy?
10:44I can believe you two would have incredible hate sex.
10:47Oh, I want to rip his throat out.
10:49It looked more like you wanted to rip each other's clothes off.
10:52The cease and desist that we sent won't hold up forever.
11:00We can't go up against these titans.
11:03Yes, we can.
11:05I don't know how yet, but I'll think of something.
11:12Holy shit.
11:14You don't have to.
11:15They changed their minds.
11:17They want to sponsor the show.
11:19No strings attached.
11:20You're joking.
11:21Apparently, they don't want to burn any bridges.
11:24It's a one-time deal.
11:27The offer looks great, honestly.
11:30Contract is solid.
11:33No.
11:34No fucking way, Savannah.
11:36If we take this offer, Liam Chase is going to weasel his way in
11:38and take control before we even realize how fucked we are.
11:41I need to see you tonight.
11:46I need to see you tonight.
11:46What are you drawing?
12:01I hate sex lingerie.
12:06Impossible to get off unless you rip it to shreds.
12:09Hate sex lingerie.
12:18I hate sex lingerie.
12:20Not inspired by me, I hope.
12:21Not at all.
12:25It's actually this investor that we met with today.
12:28This guy was just such a...
12:31fucker.
12:33I...
12:33Now my business partner wants me to work with him.
12:37Maybe you should.
12:39Keep your enemies closer.
12:40You have to kind of remind me of you.
12:53Um...
12:54How so?
12:57He was in control the whole time.
13:02Except you.
13:06What?
13:06I felt sane.
13:13If I'm not just full of hopes.
13:15He may look like you, but he's nothing like you.
13:19Why don't you take back control?
13:22Tonight.
13:24And here.
13:27Practice for out there.
13:29What?
13:30Like a dommy mommy?
13:31Mommy?
13:36Take your clothes off.
13:52But, uh...
13:53Look at me while you do it.
13:55I've been dying to see that lingerie you were talking about.
14:10Pop?
14:13Did I say you could touch me?
14:17Fast, Lerner.
14:18I love you.
14:36Yeah.
14:41I should take it back.
14:42That is a good thing.
14:44So that you don't know.
14:46When my heart is at.
14:48Ah, keep your hands on the bed, kiss where you can reach, good boy, God, that's sick.
15:18I, I, I think that's enough for tonight.
15:36I'm begging you, Daddy.
15:41That's exactly what I needed to hear.
15:48Hey, girl.
16:01Tell Liam Chase I'm in.
16:03I thought they were just going to give us the money and then leave us alone.
16:15He wants to shadow you, learn about the business.
16:17Okay, okay, fine, fine, I'll, I'll find something for him to do.
16:22Just try not to get hot and bothered, okay?
16:25Okay.
16:27Sounds good.
16:28Love you.
16:28Love you too, Sam.
16:29Bye.
16:37About to work with the fuckface.
16:39Wish I was with you instead.
16:46Let's pretend.
16:48Tell me what lingerie you're wearing today.
16:51Okay.
16:59What if I told you I'm not wearing underwear at all?
17:15Texting someone important?
17:17Do you mind?
17:19We're in a workplace.
17:20I'm worried about you, Ceylon.
17:26I mean, they're pumping the AC in here, but you look...
17:30hot.
17:31Hmm.
17:31Well, maybe if the devil himself weren't six inches away from me...
17:35Or maybe...
17:37Is these clothes you're wearing?
17:39Should we...
17:41take them off?
17:43I was feeling great until you showed up.
17:46Let's go.
17:51I hope you're good at taking orders.
17:56So, right over here is where we're gonna have the catwalk, and then over here is where
18:00we're gonna have the display...
18:01Wait, that's right in the middle of the audience.
18:05Exactly.
18:06Full immersion.
18:08Intimacy.
18:09Or...
18:11Are you not familiar with that term?
18:16Okay, I guess you know what you're doing.
18:19Sorry, what was that?
18:20I just...
18:21I couldn't hear you over the sound of the male ego dying.
18:24Okay.
18:26Just tell me what to do, boss.
18:27Okay.
18:27Just tell me what to do, boss.
18:39Hey, hey, hey, I got it.
18:59Who's you?
19:17I'mrenyan!
19:22Who's it?
19:23Who's it?
19:25Who these things?
19:29stunning you've outdone yourself a compliment from Liam Chase stop the
19:38presses believe it or not I like to recognize talent and beauty well it's not
19:47working what are you doing I need to make sure the boning is comfortable not
19:56trying to torture our customers can you turn around I'm impressed by this
20:09hands-on approach well you're about to try it out yourself lace me up
20:26is this okay you can go tighter
20:56if you model this it'll be a bestseller flattery doesn't work on me I'm still
21:07not giving you the name it's not flattery it's the truth I can admit when I made a
21:13mistake I tried vinegar when I should have tried honey why should I let you try
21:18anything at all it's like letting a fox into a hen house oh so you think I'm a
21:24fox
21:31you know I'd rather shut down lioness completely and sell it to a company like
21:36lamazon that's a little short-sighted don't you think not at all I think I'm
21:43seeing the whole picture people my dad died on the sweatshop floor I was born in
21:58Turkey but we moved here when I was five after my dad died he worked at a textile
22:06factory a little outside of Istanbul and collapsed at his station after a 38-hour
22:14shift more company that's the thing pretty soon after they went bankrupt all that greed
22:28and exploitation for nothing
22:37I'm sorry Ceylon if I'd have known but you change Glamazon's entire business model I heard what Seth
22:48said 60,000 units in a day I mean how much do you even know about your CLO or are you just happy
22:58letting him do your dirty work for you what you think people haven't noticed the pattern at
23:06Glamazon all these years Seth Asos cleans up after best friend Liam Chase runs into another bad deal
23:12I mean it's like you don't even want to be in this business why do you say that when you love what
23:20you do you take your time with it you make it last you just seem to be in a rush to get everything
23:28over with I mean business relationships busy man okay if you wanted something real you'd make the time
23:37for it maybe I haven't met the right woman yet maybe I'm waiting for someone that makes me want to slow down
23:49we should get some food are you hungry I'll get us something
24:05tonight same room
24:20whoa slow down what's got you all hot and bothered it's just that guy from work what no I don't I don't care about him
24:48are you sure yes I'm sure can we just you just forget about him you are the one I want to be with okay
25:01enough teasing enough foreplay I want to have sex tonight with you vintage
25:09it's too soon too fast I don't want to be a distraction
25:21I'm sorry Tabby
25:25shit
25:37yo you get the line in this name yet
25:48no that's what I want to shareholder press conferences in five days Liam
25:53we need to leave them alone we're getting more than we bargained for with this one
25:59oh please it's an underwear company run by two women
26:03we eat more than that for breakfast then maybe I don't want to do it anymore
26:06you like her
26:10this woman she's got you fucking pussy whipped
26:14hey watch your fucking mouth
26:15call the board cancel the press conference
26:25I'm done
26:26you know they shouldn't really market tuxedos as men lingerie
26:41I see the way you women look at a three-piece suit is completely feral
26:45you know it's a little irritating how insightful you are about women
26:48what you think I got my playboy reputation on accident
26:52yeah what's with that
26:54I mean everyone knows you just hit it and quit it so
26:56why would any woman fall for you
26:59not all women to be fair
27:01unless you had a change of heart
27:04I do have a theory if you want to hear it
27:10so when I was 16 I had this girlfriend
27:15who was subscribed to all the women's magazines
27:18glamour, Cosmo, Elle
27:20there's one thing about them that caught my eye
27:24sex advice
27:28oh of course
27:2950 blowjob tips to drive your man wild
27:32exactly
27:35but I was surprised because none of the men's magazines had that stuff
27:39for all of the alpha male high value macho bullshit
27:45there was nothing in there about how to be good in bed
27:48while women
27:50learned in high school
27:51so
27:53even in these magazines that are supposed to be for women
27:57it's all about the man
27:59not how to make sure she feels good
28:02it set us up for failure
28:04because if
28:06both of us are not having a good time
28:08what's the point
28:11so what'd you do about it?
28:20I learned how to make sure she had a good time too
28:24like all men should
28:27do our part to close the orgasm gap
28:32it's what women deserve for putting up with us
28:34good time
28:36a little more shit
28:38a little more shit
28:44sorry
28:46work place right?
28:48it's getting late
28:56i told the champagne guy i'd wait up
29:00you should head out though
29:01you have plans right?
29:03not at the moment
29:03i can wait for the champagne guy
29:18you should go
29:19eat up with whatever hot date you've got for the night
29:22i'm with my hot date right now
29:33let me help
29:47no that's fine i got it
29:48just wait a second ceylon
29:50would you relax
29:52ceylon careful please
29:53wait wait it's time i almost got it
30:03but we shouldn't do this
30:15great
30:19we shouldn't do this
30:23you're running me in circles
30:26i can't figure you out
30:29the feeling of your echo
30:31and it started with your mouth
30:34i paid my money for you
30:36i still hear your call
30:38wait wait
30:41are you sure this is what you want
30:45guess i had that change of heart
31:03okay lights are set
31:07dj has the playlist
31:08bouncer's ready
31:09what about the bartender
31:10mixing signature cocktails as we speak
31:13i tried the seamstress by the way
31:18she is delicious
31:20i could use a second taste though
31:22what do you think
31:23tonight after the show
31:26let's see how the show goes first
31:27all right
31:30all right everyone
31:31it's showtime
31:33let's introduce lioness
31:34to the world
31:39we are
31:45and
31:47and
31:48and
31:49we
31:50and
31:50and
31:50you
31:52Are you happy?
32:18It's everything I'd hoped it would be.
32:20And more, I just, I can't believe we made it happen.
32:26Hey, you made this happen.
32:31Pretty generous, coming from the most hated men in women's fashion.
32:35Look, I swear, when I took that interview, I did not know that was going to be the title.
32:40Well, maybe if you let people see the real you every once in a while.
32:45Yeah. Then what?
32:47They'd see what I see.
32:57There's a good man in there.
33:00Ceylon, I...
33:01I have to tell you something.
33:12Ceylon, you're a goddess.
33:14I bow down before you.
33:16I'll do whatever you ask me to do.
33:18As a matter of fact...
33:19Ready to take the stage?
33:25What?
33:26No way.
33:27There's people out there.
33:29I don't think you have a choice.
33:34Two each, right?
33:36Your favorite?
33:37How did you...
33:38A necklace.
33:40A symbol of perfection and paradise.
33:45Reminds me of someone I know.
33:48You're going.
33:49You deserve it.
33:50You deserve it.
33:51Hey, you reached Liam Chase.
34:20Sorry, I couldn't get to the phone.
34:22Please leave a message.
34:24What do you think she'll say when she finds out the truth, Liam?
34:29If you're not going to finish this, I will.
34:32I'm sorry, folks.
34:42I have to steal her.
34:56Okay.
35:00Someone just bought every piece.
35:03Already?
35:05And he paid double the asking price.
35:10Oh my God, that's so much money.
35:13I know.
35:14It's fucking Amazon money.
35:16Wait, wait, who was the wire?
35:27Well, that's the thing.
35:28That's how I knew the wire transfer was legit.
35:30Get this signed from Vintage.
35:33How did you find me?
35:50What?
35:51You're here, right?
35:53At the show?
35:56Um, uh, look, like, I can explain everything.
36:00So start explaining.
36:02Look, I really don't want to have this conversation on the phone.
36:06Well, it's a little late for that.
36:09Just tell me now.
36:10Uh, look, look, can we just meet in the back room?
36:18Fine.
36:20I'll meet you in the back room.
36:35Vintage?
36:40No.
36:42Careful with those.
36:43Ah, who am I kidding?
36:45Just get them ready to ship.
36:47What are you doing with my work?
36:49I own it.
36:51Thanks for the head start, by the way.
36:53Mass manufacturing your new line.
36:54You can't sell those as Lioness.
36:57There's a funny thing about that.
36:58You trademarked the name Lioness Lingerie, but not Lioness or Lingerie by Lioness.
37:07You think people noticed the difference?
37:09We will sue you.
37:11Be my guest.
37:13We'll bury you in paperwork for the rest of your career.
37:18Lioness was wasting his time here fucking around with you.
37:22Excuse me?
37:23Oh, but he was fucking you at the club, too, wasn't he?
37:26Miss Vintage.
37:29That's why I used that name to buy you out.
37:32I knew it would get your attention.
37:36What the hell are you doing?
37:39You couldn't stand it, could you?
37:50The idea of me being happy.
37:51Happy lying to me?
37:54Hmm.
37:55I'll let you two lovebirds catch up.
37:57You used me.
38:05Here?
38:07At the club?
38:09Just like I knew you would.
38:11I would never sign off on buying your designs like this.
38:13You're the CEO, Liam.
38:15That's not how that job works.
38:16Please, Ceylon, look, you have to believe me.
38:18This was all Seth.
38:19Oh, really?
38:20All Seth?
38:20When did you figure out I was Tabby?
38:34At our first meeting, that club was on.
38:37But I swear, I...
38:39Oh, my God.
38:41I'm so stupid.
38:44I couldn't keep myself away.
38:45Oh, well, of course not.
38:46You wanted to get laid.
38:48It's not like that.
38:48As soon as I realized who you were, I wanted to get to know you better.
38:53That is the only reason I agreed to Seth's plan.
38:58I had to be in your life somehow.
39:01And then...
39:03I wanted you to fall for me.
39:07Not vintage.
39:08I also knew that if I had told you the truth, you'd want nothing to do with me.
39:16Well, you're right about one thing.
39:23I wanted so desperately to meet the man behind the mask.
39:30Now I wish I never knew.
39:34You are the same dishonest, manipulative Liam Chase.
39:40I never want to see you or vintage ever again.
39:46I never want to hear you.
39:48I can't believe it.
39:49I'm sorry.
39:49I can't believe it.
39:51I can't believe it.
39:52I don't have to see you again.
39:52I don't want to see you again.
39:53I don't want to see you again at all.
39:56I get a clean, okay?
40:05At least the wire transfer from vintage went through.
40:12maybe we really can retire young
40:16I can't believe I didn't figure it out sooner
40:21maybe I didn't want to
40:25I don't know
40:26he won
40:30every possible way
40:34he won
40:36you are Ceylon fucking Aslan
40:44you win
40:47maybe not right now
40:49but we're gonna figure this out
40:51I miss him
40:58I don't blame you
41:01a man who can actually find the clit
41:04one in a million
41:05not vintage
41:08William
41:11we listen
41:15and we don't judge
41:16I mean when he let his guard down
41:19he made me feel safe
41:23he was soft
41:28he paid attention
41:30he looked at me like
41:36I was the answer to every question he'd ever had
41:40maybe that's just how I looked at him
41:46oh
41:47oh
41:54oh
41:56wow
41:59there's already buzz about our lioness release
42:06these shareholders are practically drooling
42:09You want to celebrate a sub-roast after this?
42:13Whatever you want.
42:16Hey.
42:19I'm proud of you, Liam.
42:20You're seeing reason.
42:22I wouldn't say Lon behind you.
42:24What's one more woman who hates me?
42:28That's the spirit.
42:33And now I'll turn it over to Liam,
42:36who will share the good news of our Lioness Lingerie acquisition.
42:41Thank you, Seth.
42:45But unfortunately, I don't have any good news.
42:47Not when our overseas factories have turned into sweatshops.
42:50This is something Seth has been getting away with for years.
42:53He even had me fooled.
42:54This is absurd.
42:55You have no proof.
42:56I do.
42:58You need to see this.
43:02Liam Chase is blowing up his entire company.
43:04What? Why?
43:06For you, bitch.
43:07But more importantly, I've already started shutting these sweatshops down.
43:12He's telling the truth.
43:13And Glamazon's stock is being king.
43:16For all this.
43:18What?
43:19For a woman?
43:20I would.
43:21She's worth it.
43:23She's strong, brilliant.
43:25Makes me want to be a better man.
43:26But you ruined all that, didn't you?
43:31So now, I'm doing it all for myself.
43:35And for the people who you would make bleed just to earn a buck.
43:38As for Lioness Lingerie, Glamazon has not acquired a thing.
43:43Ceylon, Oslin, and Savannah Pierce remain the sole and private owners.
43:47Questions, questions, questions.
43:48You think he means it?
44:02Oh, my God.
44:06Wait, is that what I think it is?
44:09It's a fantasy card from Sombrosa.
44:25Read it before I scream.
44:26My fantasy is to ask the woman of my dreams for a second chance.
44:33Oh, look, there's something else in the back.
44:39Now you really have to go see him.
44:41Come on.
44:56You came.
45:08Is this real?
45:09From what you told me about the company in Istanbul, I was able to track down the right sweatshop.
45:15I got it for pretty cheap, so I bought every other factory in the area.
45:23Just about wiped me out, though.
45:24Well, I'm back where I was before business school.
45:29The place where your father died, though.
45:33The deed's in your name.
45:35You can do whatever you want with it.
45:40Sell it, burn it to the ground, or use it to train the new generation of tailors and seamstresses.
45:49Whatever you do, all I ask is that you let me be there for it.
45:54You lied to me.
45:59You have to understand.
46:01Every time I wanted to tell you the truth, it felt like I was running out of oxygen, and like the only way I could breathe is if I held on tighter.
46:10And you can't tell this is me, Becky.
46:25It's a good look for you.
46:26If you never want to see me again, I'll walk out that door right now and let you meet someone else.
46:35Well, what if instead, we started over?
46:44I think I have just the thing.
47:07I think destroying it would be pretty cathartic for both of us.
47:12I think destroying it would be pretty cathartic for both of us.
47:29I think it would be pretty cathartic for both of us.
47:30I think it would be pretty cathartic for both of us.
47:33I think it would be pretty cathartic for both of us.
47:34So let me know.
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