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00:00Why am I not surprised?
00:18Glad to see entitlement is alive and well.
00:20By all means, park where you like, your majesty.
00:22Sorry, I just thought you might need like a bigger spot.
00:26No, Tristan, that would be you and your massively oversized eco.
00:29C'mon baby, leave Reject Riley alone.
00:32Everybody knows social leprosy is contagious.
00:47Aren't we supposed to be coasting as seniors?
00:50My financial aid app got rejected, so if I actually want to go to college, I gotta start saving.
00:55Okay, but we have more pressing issues.
00:58Like making sure you have a guy on your arm for prom, or even better, a full-time boyfriend
01:04so you can finally cash in that V-card.
01:06Yeah, like any guy at the school would want to date an untouchable.
01:08Okay, go on.
01:09It's fine.
01:10I have all the romance I need.
01:12Rochester, Heathcliff, Mr. Darcy.
01:17That was probably the most action she's gotten ever.
01:21So what, you're like a bookworm for hire now?
01:24Wow, I can read.
01:26Sarcasm and desperation.
01:27You know, you really are like the whole package, aren't you?
01:30Ooh!
01:38Honestly, I don't know what I ever did to Golden Boy.
01:40He's been like this since the second grade.
01:42He tagged on my pigtails one day at recess and never looked back.
01:45Usually that means a guy likes you.
01:47Yeah, well, I'm not exactly fond of dumb jocks with poor motor skills, so...
02:17So, I'm thinking, jewel tones for prom.
02:21Emerald green is like, so our color.
02:24Yeah.
02:25Yeah, you know.
02:34So, next party, I'm thinking you definitely make sure you have something to drink other than beer.
02:38I'm thinking like a spiked kombucha might be nice.
02:40Okay, yeah, that sounds good.
02:41Also, I'm going shopping tonight, so I'm gonna need your car and also your credit card.
02:45If that works for you, it works for me.
02:47Yep.
02:48Yep?
02:49Mm-hmm.
02:56Adams.
02:57We need to talk.
03:01I, um...
03:03I, uh, I think I need you to tutor me.
03:07No, thank you.
03:08Look, I'm not exactly thrilled either, but...
03:11Mm-hmm.
03:12If I don't get my English grade up, I get kicked off the football team.
03:15So...
03:16Aw, it's not my problem.
03:19Yeah, but you, like, need the money, don't you?
03:21Yeah, there's no way in hell I'm tutoring you.
03:24You hate me.
03:25You've been a massive asshole to me since we were seven,
03:27and you literally used to put kick me signs on my back.
03:29That was messing with you.
03:30That was a joke.
03:31Yeah, like I said, asshole.
03:33Asshole.
03:34Wait.
03:37What if I paid you double your rate?
03:39Double?
03:42Come on, Adams, you walk around the school acting like you're smarter than everybody.
03:46This is your chance to prove it.
03:49Fine.
03:50But we play by my rules, understand?
03:53Oh.
03:54If we're actually gonna do this, I'm in charge.
03:58So rule number one, you do whatever I say.
04:02Mm-hmm.
04:03Rule number two, I want half the money up front in cash.
04:06And rule number three...
04:07Nobody finds out about it.
04:10Why not?
04:11Because hanging out with you is kinda like social suicide.
04:14Jesus.
04:15Who are you, Regina George?
04:17You're so concerned with your precious reputation.
04:19I'm serious, though.
04:21Our little secret.
04:22Deal?
04:25Meet me in the library after practice and don't be late.
04:31Yes, ma'am.
04:36I told you Tristan likes you.
04:38First of all, shush.
04:39Second of all, it's just tutoring.
04:41First comes tutoring, then comes prom, then comes marriage.
04:45Right, yeah.
04:46He literally told me he wants to keep it a secret because he's embarrassed to be seen with me.
04:51And besides, he only goes for brainless and bitchy.
04:53Look, I don't blame you for liking him. He's gorgeous and...
04:58I do not like him.
05:00No.
05:01So, what's with the Google eyes, hm?
05:07Okay, fine. He's very conventionally attractive.
05:11But he's also dumb as rocks and a total dick.
05:14You know, Darcy started off as a dick, too.
05:18Just saying.
05:19Prom is in two weeks.
05:20It takes man tens of thousands of years to evolve.
05:23People can surprise you, Riley.
05:25If you give them a chance.
05:27Talk to me.
05:28Yuck.
05:29I don't know.
05:59Careful Adams, if you keep looking at me like that, I might think you like what you see.
06:16You mean a dumb jock who made me wait 20 minutes for them?
06:20Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
06:22I practiced ran late, but I'm here now and I promise to be good.
06:29Pretty pleased.
06:36If you're late again, this is over.
06:39Yes, ma'am.
06:40Okay, so if Mr. Darcy was into Elizabeth the whole time, why didn't he just say something
06:50to her?
06:51It's dramatic irony.
06:53We know that Darcy has feelings for her, but he won't admit them to her or himself because
06:58they belong to different social classes.
06:59Okay, so he thought if he got into a relationship with her, it would ruin his reputation?
07:07Ding, ding, ding.
07:09Gold star.
07:10He's smarter than he looks, folks.
07:12Never get tired of being such a know-it-all?
07:16Never.
07:17Oh, shit.
07:36Invigorating, but the third edition was better.
07:39I'm excited for the fifth edition.
07:41I'm surprised your girlfriend even knows her school has a library.
07:44What do you mean now?
07:51Hello?
07:58Hello?
08:08Again with the stapler!
08:10Janet, I already said I wasn't doing a blood pact with you.
08:12Let's go!
08:14Nurse's office!
08:19By the way, she's not my girlfriend.
08:24So you guys aren't hooking up?
08:28I didn't say that.
08:32So you guys aren't going to the prom together and matching emerald green accessories?
08:36Yeah, that's kind of just what happens, you know?
08:39Head cheerleader, quarterback, prom king, and queen.
08:43Two beauties and not a brain insight?
08:45It's a cliche.
08:47Yeah?
08:48You think I'm a beauty?
08:52What?
08:53I'm...
08:54No, I'm not.
08:55I...
08:56Let's just focus on Pride and Prejudice like you're paying me to do.
09:00Just, uh, just not here.
09:01That was...
09:02That was way too close.
09:05Then where?
09:07Come on.
09:08Wow.
09:16Will you kids let me know if you need anything?
09:19Thank you, Mrs. Waters.
09:22Your nanny?
09:23My nanny?
09:24No, she is the housekeeper.
09:26Been with us since I was a kid.
09:28What is this place?
09:30This was my mom's office.
09:33Yeah, we haven't changed it since she died when I was in second grade.
09:36Second grade.
09:37Yeah, I remember.
09:39I'm...
09:40I'm really sorry.
09:42That year sucked.
09:44That was also when my mom left me and my dad.
09:49Right, but, um, you know, I still win, right?
09:53Like, uh, mine was way more tragic.
09:54I think we can both have equally tragic pasts.
09:59Yeah.
10:00And here I thought we had nothing in common.
10:03Me neither.
10:12No way?
10:14Your mom has a first edition of Wuthering Heights?
10:16Oh, wait, don't touch that.
10:20Sorry, that's like her, uh, that was like her favorite book, so I just...
10:23I get it.
10:25It's my favorite, too.
10:26I've reread it, like, ten times, which I know sounds crazy, but I keep finding something
10:31new.
10:32Like, did you know that Bronte isn't fully co-signing on that all-consuming love?
10:36She's actually just showing how destructive obsession can...
10:39Burn it out.
10:40Uh, I'm sorry, I am rambling.
10:43You are, but you know, it's cute.
10:45So, whatever.
10:46Okay, uh, let's get back to work.
10:52Literary devices don't learn themselves.
10:55Yeah, yeah, of course.
10:57There will be tons of cute guys at the party.
11:04Okay?
11:04Lots of potential prom dates.
11:08Unless you already have something in the works with Tristan.
11:13Oh?
11:14Okay.
11:14OMG, tell me, tell me everything.
11:16Girl, there is nothing to tell.
11:18He's king of the school and I'm persona non grata.
11:20He's not interested in...
11:21Of course not.
11:23I mean, who would ever want a piece of Reject Riley?
11:29Unless...
11:32Have you ever gone down on a guy?
11:36I mean, you'll eat everything else anyway, so...
11:39It's rude not to answer someone's question.
11:45Oh!
11:45Oh!
11:46Oh!
11:46Oh!
11:46Oh!
11:46Oh!
11:46Oh!
11:47Oh!
11:47Oh!
11:47Oh!
11:47Oh!
11:48Oh!
11:48Oh!
11:48Oh!
11:49Oh!
11:49Oh!
11:50Oh!
11:50Oh!
11:51Oh!
11:51Oh!
11:51Oh!
11:55What?
11:56I was doing her a favor.
11:57She shouldn't eat all those carbs anyway.
12:11What do you want?
12:12I wanted to see if you're okay.
12:14Oh, so now you're worried about me?
12:15I thought you only worried about what other people thought.
12:17You should.
12:19Wouldn't want anyone to see us together.
12:20That's not fair.
12:21We both agreed that no one could know.
12:22Know what?
12:23That you're too stupid to pass high school English?
12:25Oh shit, Adam's an omnifuckin' asshole?
12:27Oh my gosh, are you okay?
12:31Oh my gosh, are you okay?
12:33Oh my gosh, are you okay?
12:34I will be.
12:35He is such a dick.
12:36He is such a dick.
12:38But I've got an idea on how to make Tristan hot for teacher, well, Miss Tutor.
12:42Miss Tutor.
12:44No, don't say it.
12:45No, don't say it.
12:46It's makeover time.
12:47It's makeover time.
12:48No.
12:49Okay?
12:50We can doll each other up like we did when we were little kids.
12:51You need this.
12:52It'll be fun, okay?
12:53I'll show you up.
12:54I promise.
12:55You won't regret it.
12:56No purple eyeshadow this time.
12:57Oh.
12:58Okay, fine.
12:59No.
13:00Oh.
13:01Oh.
13:02Oh.
13:03Oh.
13:04Oh.
13:05Oh.
13:06Oh.
13:07Oh.
13:08Oh.
13:09Oh.
13:10Oh.
13:11Oh.
13:12Oh.
13:13Oh.
13:19Oh.
13:20Oh.
13:21Oh.
13:22Thank you, baby.
13:23Oh.
13:24Oh.
13:30No one, please.
13:33Bookworm's quiet haven.
13:35Oh.
13:36Oh.
13:37Oh.
13:38Call me Reject Riley, a loser in the hall.
13:44While you're the king of schools, stand above us all.
14:08You look hot, okay, and don't worry, I'm not the only one who can look so.
14:26Let's have some fun.
14:31Hey, you're looking good, Riley.
14:36Hey, I feel like I've never seen you with these things.
14:39Well, I'm usually not invited.
14:41I mean, I've just been busy tutoring and trying to save up for college next year.
14:46Oh, that's right, I think I've seen some of your flyers.
14:49You know, I could actually use a little help in English.
14:53Really?
14:55But don't you get A's?
14:57Yeah, but if it meant seeing you outside of school a little bit more, I wouldn't be mad at you.
15:01Hey, Adams, can I talk to you for a second?
15:06What the fuck are you doing?
15:15That asshole was trying to get in your pants.
15:17I was doing you a favor.
15:18So?
15:19Maybe I want him to.
15:20Not him!
15:21Why not, Chris?
15:22He's nice to me, unlike you.
15:24Besides, what do you care anyway?
15:26I don't care.
15:27I don't care.
15:39Trissi, baby, what are you...
15:46What are you doing with her?
15:49Nothing.
15:50We're, um, just...
15:52Nothing.
15:56Right.
15:57Nothing.
15:58Okay, so you're telling me after he dragged you into his bedroom he didn't have his wicked way with you?
16:11Ugh.
16:12Boring.
16:13Luckily, there are other cherry popping fish in the sea.
16:15Gross.
16:16What did I tell you about mixing your metaphors?
16:1745.
16:1845.
16:19I'm a little too into you.
16:20Got my head over my shoes, but I like it.
16:22I like it.
16:23I like it.
16:24I like it.
16:25I like it.
16:26I like it.
16:27I like it.
16:28I like it.
16:29I like it.
16:30I like it.
16:31I like it.
16:32I like it.
16:33I like it.
16:34I like it.
16:35I like it.
16:36I like it.
16:37I like it.
16:38I like it.
16:39I like it.
16:45Come on, purity ring.
16:47You could use the exercise.
16:52Maybe a little warm-up.
17:00Oops, sorry.
17:03Are you okay?
17:04I mean, she's just such an easy...
17:06I mean, big target.
17:09Shut the fuck up, Amanda.
17:14What did you just say to me?
17:15Like, don't talk to her like that.
17:17It's okay.
17:18What's the big deal?
17:19Why are you defending her?
17:20The big deal is I'm not gonna prom with a bitch.
17:25Oh my gosh.
17:27What?
17:29Excuse you?
17:30You heard me.
17:31We're done.
17:33You're gonna regret that.
17:34Jane, Austin, eat your heart out.
17:40Watch it.
17:41What?
17:42Wait, I'll knock some sense into you?
17:43Look, I don't know what you think is happening with you and Tristan.
17:45Nothing's happening.
17:46Shut up.
17:47You just think you're so clever, don't you?
17:48Let me make you a promise, Adams.
17:49If Tristan isn't making your life a living hell anymore, I will.
17:52Gym class today was just the start.
17:53What?
17:54What?
17:55Wait, I'll knock some sense into you?
17:56Look, I don't know what you think is happening with you and Tristan.
17:58Nothing's happening.
17:59Shut up.
18:00You just think you're so clever, don't you?
18:04Let me make you a promise, Adams.
18:06If Tristan isn't making your life a living hell anymore, I will.
18:12Gym class today was just the start.
18:14Can you please, like, stop doing that?
18:34Just let me know what's going on.
18:37I just wanted to say thank you for defending me earlier.
18:44You're welcome.
18:46So why did you end things with her?
18:51Um, because she's a bitch.
18:54Yeah, right, totally.
19:02Don't leave him hanging, Adams.
19:04I don't know what I'm doing.
19:07What, you've never been on a date before?
19:13What, seriously?
19:15Well, is it really that much of a surprise?
19:18I'm a nerd, a loser, an untouchable, remember?
19:22Oh, come on, you're not that bad.
19:24Gee, thanks.
19:27No, I'm serious.
19:28You know, when you're not walking around the school acting like you're better than everybody and calling people assholes.
19:33Yeah, well, you try getting bullied for 10 years straight.
19:36Sometimes you have to fight fire with fire.
19:38So you want, like, you want experience, right?
19:51Because I can, like, totally give you experience.
19:56Are you?
19:57If this is a joke...
19:59It's not a joke, no.
20:00You're helping me with English, so why can't I help you with, like, other things?
20:07What kind of things?
20:10Things you will never find reading a book.
20:14Strictly educational, right?
20:17Yeah, strictly educational.
20:19No feelings.
20:20Good, because, you know, you're not really my type.
20:27Right back at you.
20:31So you ready to get down to business?
20:36Mm-mm.
20:37Not so fast.
20:38Lesson number one.
20:43Good things come to those who wait.
20:46But you...
20:47No, no, see, if we're gonna do this, I'm in charge.
20:51Yeah?
20:52Okay.
20:53Good girl.
20:54Let's try that again.
20:55Okay.
21:16So that's what all the books we're talking about?
21:19You're not gonna swoon on me, are you?
21:23Was it okay?
21:26I mean, like, was it good?
21:27I haven't had my first kiss before, so it wasn't...
21:29Look, look, trust me.
21:30It was good.
21:31It was good.
21:33Trust you?
21:36Why should I?
21:40I promise you, you can trust me.
21:42It was good.
21:48What? No, no.
21:49What are you doing?
21:51What did I just say?
21:56And, like, anyway, isn't it time for you to teach me something?
22:00Come on.
22:01What?
22:14Now, who can give an example of subtext in Pride and Prejudice?
22:19Yes, mehaves.
22:21All right.
22:22All right.
22:23Go?
22:24We have to play this.
22:26Oh, my tamam.
22:29I'm sorry.
22:32There we go.
22:35All right.
22:36Now co-inclips.
22:37Come on, we canę”» course.
22:38Again, our broken box.
22:40Go on.
22:42Once, Anker.
22:43We can put up this new door,
22:47Imagine if I was, you know, sitting even closer than I am now, I'd probably put my hand under
23:11the desk, rest it on your thigh, like right here, warm, still, and just enough pressure
23:20so you'd know I'm there, you'd shoot me a look that says stop, but we'd both know you wouldn't
23:27really want to, you'd try to ignore me, try to focus, but I'd move higher and higher and
23:43no. Riley. Everything okay? Everything's fine. You're flushed. Sure you don't want to go see a nurse?
24:00Okay then, back to Mr. Wickham. Austin is writing about the very slow, sometimes painful process of
24:07understanding another human being. That's what makes the book enduring. Not the setting,
24:12not the dresses or the balls, but the emotional honesty of watching two people become worthy of
24:19each other. And it's not just Elizabeth and Darcy. Consider how Austin treats the secondary characters,
24:25Mr. Collins, who is absurdly self-important. Lydia, who is impulsive to the point of danger.
24:31Please, like don't hold back at all. You need at least a C-plus on your term paper to pass English,
24:45and as your tutor, I know you could use a better word than just good to describe Jane Austen's writing.
24:52Great. Like really great. Um, I don't know, masterful. See? That's much better.
25:07How about a reward for all my hard work? Give me my pen back.
25:12And this pen, you want it? Yes. I need that pen. You need this pen?
25:16Give me the pen back. Give me the pen back. Get the pen. Give it. It's right here.
25:35We should really get back to your paper. I think it's your turn for a little tutoring.
25:46Riley was here late. Yeah, we had a lot of studying to do.
26:11So that's what the kids are calling it these days.
26:13Riley's just my English tutor.
26:17Right. Well, she seems like a keeper to me.
26:22Okay, well, there's nothing to keep because we're not together.
26:26But you like her, right?
26:28Yeah.
26:30I don't want to talk about this.
26:34Did my dad call?
26:36He called earlier. He had to extend his business trip by a few days.
26:39Right, of course.
26:40I mean, why did he get me to play football if he's just going to miss every fucking game?
26:45I'm sorry, sweetheart.
26:47But Tristan, you need to do what you want, not what other people want you to do.
26:50What the fuck?
27:05What the fuck?
27:15Oh, my God.
27:17Girls, help her.
27:18Help her.
27:18Help her.
27:20Really, Amanda?
27:27Look, I was just trying to help.
27:29I mean, there's no shame in the game, honey.
27:31It is senior year, and you are still a virgin.
27:34So desperate times.
27:39Girls, let's go.
27:42Thanks.
27:56Thanks.
27:59Oh, no, it was the least I could do.
28:01No, really.
28:02I owe you one.
28:04Well, you never did text me back about tutoring.
28:06Well, we both know you don't need my help with English.
28:11All right, fine.
28:12The drama club is doing Shakespeare in the Park this weekend.
28:15It'll be my date to the show.
28:18Really?
28:21I'd love to.
28:24Awesome.
28:24I'll text you, Riley.
28:36Okay, so he's no Mr. Darcy, but I'd take a Mr. Bingley like that any day.
28:42I know, but look.
28:44Screw her, okay?
28:46She's an asshole.
28:47I need her.
28:48I need her.
28:48I need her energy.
28:49Yeah.
28:49You're going to go on this lady.
28:51You're going to have so much fun.
29:05Can I, uh, can I ask you something?
29:09That's what I'm here for.
29:10Not about English.
29:14I'm having a party here on the weekend.
29:15You want to come?
29:17Well, what happened to being seen with me was social suicide.
29:22Seriously.
29:23King Tristan doesn't give a shit what people say.
29:27I don't know.
29:28Maybe I'm, maybe I'm taking a page out of your book.
29:39Tristan.
29:40You know, maybe what I want to do with you shouldn't be seen in public.
29:52I have plans tomorrow night.
29:54Can I talk?
29:58Tristan.
29:58I promise, you won't regret it.
30:04I promise, you won't regret it.
30:08I promise, you'll regret it.
30:12Music
30:14Music
30:16Music
30:18Music
30:20Music
30:22Music
30:24Music
30:26Music
30:28Music
30:30Music
30:32He is not my man
30:34Really?
30:36Then why are you at Shakespeare in the park with Chris?
30:38Girl, just admit it!
30:40You're down bad!
30:42I am not
30:44Embrace it Riley
30:46It's a good thing, okay?
30:48If he wants you
30:50Are we still on?
30:52Oh my god, I'm so mad at you right now
30:54Like I just, stop asking
30:56If you're gonna ask me to pop
30:58No, no, no
31:00Come on, let's go
31:02Let's dance
31:04I'm gonna get some air
31:10Knew I'd find you here
31:12Great party
31:14Then um
31:16Why do I only wanna be here with you?
31:18We're all your loyal subjects
31:20I mean friends
31:22I don't give a shit
31:24We're all your loyal subjects
31:26I mean friends
31:28I don't give a shit
31:30What are you doing?
31:32What are you doing?
31:34Guy
31:36I love you
31:38I love you
31:40I love you
31:46Fast lyrener
31:48fast learning
31:51did I do something wrong?
32:10no you didn't do anything wrong
32:11the next step is like a really big step
32:15Riley
32:15I know
32:18no it's like one that you can't ever
32:21untake
32:22it's not a word
32:24I'm here I thought we were making progress with our tutoring sessions
32:27can you just be serious with me for a second
32:29I am
32:30I want to take the next step
32:33and I want to take it with you
32:34do you want me?
32:37yeah more than you know
32:39put me on the altar cause you can't be tamed
32:43silence underneath your flame
32:47cut the cords around me as I speak your name
32:51it's never gonna be the same
32:54even though I loved you it was all in vain
32:58and now I'm gonna break away
33:02put me in the water
33:04tell me unrenamed
33:07by yourself reclaimed
33:10so uh how do you feel?
33:16good
33:18good
33:19I know you as my english tutor
33:22are gonna use some lame ass word like good
33:25I feel stellar
33:29magnificent
33:31sublime
33:33I feel special
33:35you made me feel special
33:37oh my fucking god
33:45did you guys just fuck?
33:47are you kidding me?
33:49bro
33:49since when are you into nerds?
33:51or fat chicks?
33:53fuck off Chad
33:54so you broke up with me to go dumpster diving?
33:57really Tristan?
33:58that's fucking pathetic
33:59like honestly
34:02embarrassing
34:03Tristan
34:05I guess the party's over guys
34:13so
34:13let's leave these two lovebirds to it
34:16it was a joke
34:20obviously I'm not
34:24I'm not
34:26with Adams
34:28I'm messing with her
34:31I'm messing with her
34:33dude
34:34that
34:35is cold as hell
34:36I didn't realize
34:40prudes had so many
34:41levels to pathetic
34:42so all that shit
34:47about trusting you
34:48that was bullshit
34:48huh
34:49you're a coward
34:51you know that?
34:52yeah
34:53I think you should go
34:55baby I didn't know you had that in you
35:10that was really mean
35:12I loved it
35:14so now that you're done slumming it for the bit
35:18what do you say we get back on track for prom?
35:20that fucking dick
35:27honestly it's my fault
35:28Riley it is 100% not your fault
35:31no I should have known better
35:32I shouldn't have let my guard down
35:34you know
35:34once an asshole
35:35always an asshole
35:36look who's back on top
35:45I guess all is right in the world again
35:47you okay?
36:00I'm fine
36:01damn you Darcy
36:12hey can I just
36:24can I talk to you?
36:26whoa in public?
36:27okay Riley we both
36:27agreed to keep this a secret
36:29I mean is that really how you wanted people to find out?
36:31no
36:31what I want is someone
36:33who isn't embarrassed to be with me
36:35someone who doesn't live and die
36:36by his high school reputation
36:37someone I can trust
36:39okay I get it
36:40I fucked up
36:40I fucked up okay
36:42it's just what we had
36:43it felt really good
36:44it felt special
36:45and I don't want to ruin that
36:46by letting other people into it
36:47right I bet
36:48here
36:50that's all you paid me for tutoring
36:52take it
36:52I'm not taking that
36:53you need that for college
36:54I would rather work four shitty jobs
36:56to go to school
36:57than take a single cent from you
36:58as well I'm not taking that
37:00you sit down
37:00behind closed doors
37:02a secret we must keep
37:16your reputation precious
37:19while my feelings run so deep
37:22you said social suicide
37:25If anyone should know
37:28While in your mother's library
37:31Our true colors start to show
37:34A stolen kiss, a whispered word
37:37Then silence in the hall
37:40Is this just education
37:43Or am I about to fall
37:46In private lessons
37:49Alright Adams, you drive a very hard bargain
37:53Tutoring won't work
37:55Shakespeare won't work
37:56So, what about prom?
38:05I'd love to
38:06Dear, thanks
38:11Does your lack of appetite have anything to do with the fact that Riley hasn't been coming around anymore?
38:37Not so fast, mister. What happened?
38:43People found out about us
38:44About what? The tutoring?
38:46Oh, right. I hate to say I told you so
38:53Yes, okay, I get it. You told me so
38:55Yeah, people found out about us
38:58And I may have said it was a joke
39:00Yeah, I know
39:06I fucked up
39:07Honestly, I think I got scared
39:11Because, like, I really like her
39:15And I feel like I'm supposed to be this, um
39:17What is this supposed to crap?
39:19What is this supposed to crap?
39:20Since when do you let other people decide what's right for you?
39:23Since I want to keep my friends
39:25No, seriously, like, people expect me to be this star football player
39:30And this guy that only dates girls
39:31Like Amanda, you know, and throw ragers and get fucked up
39:35But, you know, not too fucked up
39:36Because that would be just too much
39:37It's like, it's like people have this idea of me
39:40This perfect version of me in their heads
39:42And if I don't live up to that
39:43If I don't live up to that, then I'm nothing
39:45But you're not nothing
39:48If they are your real friends, they will accept you no matter what
39:52I don't think it matters anyway
39:55Riley made it perfectly clear
39:57She wants nothing to do with me, so
39:58I don't know, I don't blame her, either
40:01But it's not too late
40:04You like her
40:05You fight for her
40:07Out in the open
40:27Hey, uh-uh, asshole
40:29Just leave her alone
40:32I just gotta give her one thing
40:33Just one thing
40:34Jordan
40:40Tristan, I...
40:48Withering Heights
40:49Looks boring
40:51Yeah, perfect
40:52Because it's not for you
40:53Honey, what are you doing?
40:59We discussed this
40:59You're supposed to be done with this loser
41:01Amanda, you're actually the loser
41:02I'm an idiot
41:06Okay?
41:07And I know we have a bunch of rules and everything
41:09But I don't want to keep this a secret anymore, Riley
41:12Like, I like you a lot
41:14And I can't...
41:15I can't hide that
41:17Am I hearing this right?
41:18You're choosing her over me?
41:21Are you fucking kidding?
41:23Tristan, this is not a good look
41:24Yeah, well, good thing
41:25I don't care about what you think
41:26Or anyone else thinks of me anymore
41:28Fine
41:30Enjoy being a nobody
41:32I'm sure you and Reject Riley
41:34Will be very happy together
41:35I hope so
41:42This is for everything you've done for me
41:46Because you won't, you know, accept any of my money
41:49I can't accept this
41:52No, no, you can, you can
41:53You know, I'm giving it to you
41:54Because you're the only one
41:55That will actually, you know, take good care of it
41:58Riley Adams, you are the best thing
42:06That's ever happened to me
42:07Tristan
42:08No, I can think of a better word
42:09Um, Riley Adams, you are the most captivating
42:13The most electrifying, impressive, and magnificent girl
42:17I've ever met in my life
42:18And I should have said this a long time ago, but
42:22You want to go to prom with me?
42:25You actually think this is going to work?
42:39I do
42:39And I want to, I want to try to make it work, don't you?
42:42I do, but
42:43Can I trust you?
42:48I promise you, you can trust me
42:50You really want to?
42:52Yes, yes, I really want to
42:54Now can you please just get out of your own way and let me
42:56I don't think I can
42:57You can, because
43:00I will tutor you
43:06Okay
43:07Fine, I'll go to the prom with you Tristan
43:10Yes
43:11But there's something I have to do first
43:14I'll stop
43:22I appreciate it
43:34Whatever
43:34I appreciate it
43:38Mr. Darcy!
44:08Want to go to prom with me?
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