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00:00the boy that I would like to couple up with is make Tamara and Mateo made a steal the girl
00:16I would like to couple up with is lazy lazy you look pretty sharp weather yeah
00:24and after a recoupling the boy I would like to come up with is Rossi baby Connor Jocelyn
00:33Jana made a heartbreaking decision the boy I'd like to couple up with tonight is
00:39Kai and Cooper and his cowboy hat went bye bye yee-haw
00:47I can't tell if he likes me or not does Ross give a toss he physically seemed distant to me I
01:02thought we've just been a bit and the islanders sample some forbidden fruit it was sexy it was
01:11fun we're normally so vanilla but not everyone makes me look like a mug to compare that guy in
01:18likes the taste if you're gonna kiss your ex don't promise me that you're not going to kiss your ex
01:25kiss your ex kiss your ex I'm done what do you mean you're gonna suck his face like what do you want
01:30me to do just go oh yeah cool and just get mugged off but how is that fair Kai just off just go
01:36what a joke hey
01:39a night of high drama and recoupling saw Jana having to choose between Cooper and ex-boyfriend Kai it was a
02:02simple choice her ex who allegedly cheated on her and has been macking on with her best friend in front
02:07of her or Cooper with whom she had no beef unfortunately for Cooper Jan is an absolute carnivore
02:15her ex-boyfriend I feel yeah I feel yeah I'm good yeah okay feeling
02:43don't think I like you
02:50I know
02:53sit
02:54um yeah I'm
02:58speechless eh
02:59oh that's a bit wet
03:04before anything I just want to let you know I didn't pick you
03:07to be with you I picked you because I know that you have a connection in here
03:12yeah I'm very grateful that you chose me yeah but that wouldn't have been easy
03:17for you yeah and I want you to pursue that because I know she likes you a lot
03:22and you like her a lot and I know that Cooper didn't really have a connection
03:28in here and I wouldn't feel comfortable um trying to get a connection with him
03:34so yeah
03:35I wanted to give you the chance with her even though it fucking kills me to watch
03:46but
03:46I appreciate that I actually really do that's actually really nice
03:53um yeah I'm actually stunned I don't even have a lot to say thank you
03:59um
04:00I don't even know how I met you actually no if I'm honest with you
04:05yeah I wanted to see you walk out of those doors so badly I'm not gonna lie
04:09but um yeah at the end of the day I'd rather hurt one person than two so
04:18that's very mature
04:21I hope Kai has the smarts tonight to know that I have the bed and he's on the day bed
04:29because yeah he owes me a solid after that
04:33fabulous
04:35I'm so good at this
04:36actually how many pillows am I getting there's gonna be no chair left
04:39there you go
04:39take a seat
04:41I've got a nice sort of thing going on with Tamara you know it's kind of
04:44what I wanted a model tall skinny beautiful coming in picking me
04:50it's great you know
04:52did you have an idea of who Mateo was gonna pick
04:55no
04:56I could not
04:58well yeah
04:59I thought he was gonna pick you on it
05:00I did too
05:01yeah that surprised me
05:03and then I knew she was gonna pick hard to be honest
05:06although yeah I did too
05:08I did too
05:09okay anyway
05:11give me a cuddle
05:12you're still a
05:32I swear to god fucking still I still hate your fucking guts
05:35oh my goodness me
05:38I think
05:39I'm just walking with his hand
05:41yeah he's still a gentleman
05:43still a gentleman but they literally hated each other
05:46yeah but that's a nice story isn't it
05:48that's like real love coming back
05:50do you think
05:51do you think that they could possibly
05:53like yeah
05:54I don't know if I meant to say that but I think it
05:58I know
05:59hey guys
06:00come hang out
06:01I don't really want to hang out with that
06:03if I'm honest with y'all
06:07I don't think
06:18I'll go have a chat
06:20after you do it on
06:22of course
06:22yeah
06:23yeah this whole situation
06:29has been really messy
06:31and I can understand that would have been really hard
06:34and weird thing for Jana
06:36yeah of course
06:37weird thing for him
06:38weird thing for me
06:40like
06:40it's the whole thing is just
06:42the biggest headache
06:44and a mess
06:45like
06:46that
06:47ex situation
06:48oh my god
06:49Mateo
06:50picking me
06:51I was not expecting that
06:53like
06:53babes
06:54the titties
06:56were in fact
06:56very blindsided
06:57especially my right one
06:59cause this one's like
07:00more like
07:01stronger
07:02like very more powerful
07:03she was blindsided babe
07:05your face
07:09but down there
07:09you'll fuck it
07:10babe I was not expecting that
07:12yeah
07:12yeah
07:13I didn't think you would be anyways
07:14but do you know what
07:14I feel like we did
07:16have a
07:17really cool chat
07:18mm
07:19you excited
07:19I'm curious
07:21yeah I'm
07:22honestly
07:23honestly honestly
07:24mixed emotions
07:26like
07:27yeah
07:27yeah mixed emotions
07:29um
07:30what do you mean
07:31like
07:33I
07:36I
07:36I don't know
07:40yeah
07:42cool
07:43yeah it's a weird
07:46weird situation
07:47like I feel like no guy
07:48wants to pick a girl
07:49and them having like
07:51that mixed emotions
07:52about that choice
07:53I know it was so like
07:54sudden and she hasn't
07:55had time to process it
07:56but it also gave me
07:57a sense of
07:58she doesn't really know
07:59100% what she wants
08:01so could you put it on me
08:03baby you've got one night
08:08so could you put it on me
08:10yeah
08:12and so you're sleeping
08:14on the day bed
08:15yeah I don't know
08:17I'm sleeping yet
08:17but yeah
08:18because I could go back to bed
08:19with old mate
08:19if you want
08:20no I don't know
08:21I don't want anything
08:21oh I don't want anything
08:23okay
08:24not at all
08:26hmm
08:26I genuinely did think
08:32that Kai was going to
08:33be going home tonight
08:34so I never want to take
08:35a kiss from Kai
08:37for granted again
08:38what
08:42um
08:44I'm happy
08:46I'm happy
08:49take your bloody hands
09:04out of your bloody pants
09:05shh
09:05stop making it sauce
09:07you just make it sauce
09:08yourself babe
09:09no I'm drawn
09:10down boy
09:12his peepee went yay yay
09:19and I was like
09:21nay nay
09:22sorry
09:23speaking of small erections
09:25did you know
09:26the villa team erected
09:27the teepee
09:28in just 30 minutes
09:29they're the best
09:30Irish queen Tamara
09:31now sits on this erection
09:33to chat to Mateo
09:34it's attention
09:35perverts
09:36hi
09:36how are you
09:37good how are you
09:38I just wanted to give you
09:39a minute
09:39to
09:40to breathe
09:42just yeah
09:42yeah
09:43nah
09:43I've kind of processed it
09:45and stuff
09:45I'm like
09:46happy now
09:47how do you feel
09:47I feel like
09:49Mick
09:50yeah of course
09:51who obviously I picked
09:52who's right there
09:54yeah
09:54he's very funny
09:59yeah he is
09:59he's got really good banter
10:01and I don't think
10:02everyone gets his humour
10:03what it do baby
10:04yeah
10:05but I think his humour
10:06is so funny
10:06like I think he's hysterical
10:08definitely
10:08so yeah I definitely
10:09was like
10:10out of everyone
10:11I was like
10:12I'll be the most comfortable
10:13yeah of course
10:14like with him
10:15or would you say
10:16your like
10:16ideal man is
10:18that you'd bring home
10:18to mum
10:19I feel like I just like
10:20someone who's funny
10:21and nice
10:22yeah okay
10:23who's got good family values too
10:24definitely
10:25looks wise
10:26tall dark and handsome
10:28tattered
10:29really
10:30like how tattered
10:32as tattered as possible
10:33yeah we definitely vibe
10:37like definitely vibe
10:38hey boys
10:39yeah
10:39Nancy boo
10:40hi
10:41how are you
10:41good
10:42you look happy chubby tonight
10:44do I
10:45yeah
10:45oh smiley
10:47I'm happy for you
10:48thanks babe
10:48she had a bit of a chat
10:50to Mateo down there though
10:51you alright
10:52no I feel good
10:52I think she has a vibe
10:54with um
10:55Mateo
10:56I find him mighty boring
10:57I don't really see Mateo
11:00as a threat
11:01if I'm honest
11:01like
11:02if anything
11:03he's a bit of a mini me
11:04but maybe not as cool
11:05so
11:05at the end of the day
11:06I'm in bed with her tonight
11:07and he's not
11:08what car do you drive
11:10an Audi
11:10really
11:11yeah
11:12yeah
11:12nice guess what I'll drive
11:13oh
11:14please
11:14okay
11:14no one ever guesses
11:16okay
11:17is it
11:18is it like a van
11:19it's a van
11:20oh my god
11:21nice look
11:21brand new fucking
11:22oh my god I win
11:23all the cars I've owned
11:24I've named right
11:26all the same
11:27nice
11:28my Audi's Anastasia
11:29my 50 shades
11:32yeah
11:32nice
11:33yeah
11:33nice
11:34come on
11:34it's an Audi
11:35and then the vans are
11:36because it's a French vanilla colour
11:38it's like a baguette
11:39because it looks like a baguette
11:41a baguette
11:42yeah
11:43I don't even know if it's baguette
11:44or baguette
11:45I say baguette
11:46oh my god
11:49oh my god
11:53oh my goodness
11:53I'm definitely surprised
11:55with how good my first chat
11:57is going with Mateo
11:57I definitely think I get
11:59butterfly vibes
12:00he makes me very like
12:02smiley
12:03and yeah
12:04I definitely feel like
12:05I kind of light up around him
12:06a little bit
12:06yeah I know
12:08sorry I'm just getting
12:09fucking lost in your eyes
12:11Jesus Christ
12:12it's crazy
12:23guys the Spanish culture minister is here for an inspection
12:34they think we're making a cooking show
12:36no kissing for the next 10 minutes
12:38I said no kissing
12:40no kissing
12:41what am I
12:41a joke to you
12:42so you're a saint or a sinner
12:46I don't know babe
12:47what's a saint
12:48a good person
12:50babe I think a saint
12:51no you're wrong
12:52you're wrong
12:53babe a saint is a devil
12:55and a sinner is a good person
12:56purple
12:57devil
12:58purple
12:58pink
12:59angel
13:00devil
13:01yeah mate are you colour blind or something
13:03that's purple
13:04and that's purple
13:04that is pink
13:05and that is pink
13:06yeah well you're a loser
13:07devil
13:08and you look awesome
13:09yeah so
13:10so what's your plan tonight
13:11get a whole bed to yourself
13:13yeah I want a bed to myself
13:14on a starfish
13:15I should be bleach blonde
13:19it looks like
13:20like obviously brunette
13:22but like golden
13:22aww
13:23you're so sweet
13:24is that yeah
13:25is that good
13:25I'm glad that's where you're going
13:26how are you going
13:27good
13:28chocolate
13:28I just feel like
13:31look
13:33I just feel like we're really vibing
13:36yeah
13:36I'm loving it
13:38yeah
13:40I don't feel like this is forced at all
13:43I know I was not expecting this coming into the villa
13:45I know I think that's what's like taking me back the most
13:48is like
13:49I'm just so open
13:50so I knew like the possibility was there
13:52but for it to be like the first girl a couple of people
13:55it was just like
13:55no it wasn't
13:57what's the plan here
13:58like what's going on
13:59yeah
13:59but
14:00I'm loving it
14:02like I can't actually really put it into words to be honest
14:04it just feels good
14:06I'm just like
14:08I always find myself just like
14:10looking for you
14:11100%
14:12yeah
14:12everyone's noticing the girl's like
14:14oh look we know so he looks at you
14:15and so like
14:16yeah
14:17aww well that's our cute quota done for the day
14:22lady you're up
14:23now
14:24now
14:25I don't know if you're like a cuddly kind of guy
14:29in the bed
14:30yeah
14:31so if you are you're going to hate me for this
14:33why
14:33oh you're so cute
14:35why
14:36so Kai is going to sleep in the day bed
14:40really
14:41cause like him and Jana
14:43yeah of course of course
14:44of course
14:44it's pretty
14:44that's totally fine
14:46so I'm thinking I'm going to go
14:48to sleep in the day bed with him
14:49that's fine
14:50yeah
14:50but like
14:51I don't want you thinking
14:53oh my god
14:54I'm completely off here
14:54no no no
14:55not at all
14:55not at all
14:56it was just obviously like
14:57cause I do like your vibe
14:57and I do really really like our chats
15:00and I think you're really cool
15:02um
15:03Lacey telling me this
15:06I feel like it's kind of like
15:08turned me off a bit
15:09I'm not going to lie
15:09like I'm
15:10all about you know
15:12finding a true connection
15:13for everyone in here
15:14so if that's where her
15:15obviously head and feelings are at
15:17that's fine
15:18um
15:19but I won't be making an effort
15:21no
15:21I won't be
15:22I want to give you a cuddle
15:30you're an absolute legend
15:33you've got big balls babe
15:35I'll give you that
15:36I've been a little bit crazy
15:38I've been a little bit hurt
15:40now I'm looking for somebody
15:43to live again
15:44hi
15:46here come the cuddle buddies
15:48can you lie down please
15:51you want me to lie down
15:53I have to grab my pillow
15:54sorry babe
15:57oh sorry
15:58sorry babe
15:59oh no your hair is wet
16:00yeah I just had a swim
16:02oh my god
16:03night Lacey
16:04night babe
16:06have a good seat
16:06bye Kai
16:07night guys
16:08night guys
16:09love you all
16:10oh already kicking my pillow off
16:12nice
16:13yeah
16:13oh
16:14goodnight everyone
16:17goodnight
16:18love you
16:18see you inside Bella
16:19I couldn't leave him out in the freezing bloody cold with those cockroaches and moths and
16:25flies and mozzies
16:26so princess over here is in fact non-princessing right now for a man which I thought I would
16:36never be having to do in my life ever
16:44little birthday boy
16:45I'm falling off, off, off, off, oh, but now I found you, never gonna fall, but now I found you, thought I was never gonna fall, but now I found you.
17:15Hey Pinky, I speak Flamingo, give us the juicy goss from last night, what you see?
17:30Quiet, Lacey can hear you.
17:33Oh Christ.
17:41Morning people.
17:43Morning.
17:43Have a day in the villa.
17:45Good morning.
17:47How did you sleep?
17:48I slept good.
17:50Yeah, you can build me a princess castle for sleeping out here with you.
17:54Hmm.
17:57What?
17:58This is my eyebrows.
17:59Yeah, they look crazy.
18:01They're pushy?
18:01Yeah.
18:02No, not pushy, I think you just slept on them, I figured they're all going in different directions.
18:05Sharing the debo with Kai outside last night was actually really romantic.
18:15I feel like it did make us closer.
18:16What do you think?
18:17What do you think?
18:18What do you think?
18:22What do you think, um, what do you think Matio's gonna do with your missus?
18:37I don't know, ba, honestly.
18:40Do you reckon you'll win her over?
18:41Nah.
18:41No way, mate.
18:42You reckon?
18:42Look at me, ba.
18:43Handsome man he is.
18:45I don't fall second, mate.
18:47I think he's in the mummy's.
19:08Yeah, he definitely is in the, they had a little chat there, I think last night.
19:14Matty boy's come in, big little Mateo, uh, Mick 2.0 I'd say, Mick Jr., you know, he's
19:21seeming like he's seeking a bit of inspiration from me here and, um, maybe even trying to
19:25get my girl.
19:29But, back yourself, see how you go.
19:33Back on yourself.
19:35If he wants to make his moves on her, like, I'm happy for him, like, go ahead, brother.
19:39Game on.
19:40Oh, he's in budgies.
19:46Oh my god, baby's so zesty.
19:49Sorry.
19:49He needs to pull them down a little bit.
19:51Yeah, they're, like, too high.
19:53They're, like, very distracting over there.
19:54They're so distracting.
19:55Stop looking at them.
19:56It's kind of hot.
19:56Girls, okay, sorry.
19:58Trying to get the girl's attention, but all they can do is stare at the man like, oh my god,
20:02wow, he is so hot.
20:03I mean, respectfully, fair enough.
20:04I would too.
20:06What about you and Rossi?
20:07Yeah, how's this going?
20:08I don't know.
20:13I can't tell if he likes me or not.
20:15Like, even in bedtime, like, as well, it's just like, all right, goodnight, roll over
20:19and go to sleep.
20:20Like, we're not very intimate.
20:21So, I'm actually deadass.
20:23I'm just like, babe, if you like me, I can't tell.
20:26But if you don't, then maybe just let me know so I can stop.
20:28I feel like you just need to have, like, an actual serious chat because you're, like, having
20:31all this fun, like, friendly banter.
20:33But, like, what's he doing?
20:35Like, and if someone walks in tomorrow or today, he needs to realise that he can lose you.
20:42And, like, I'm sorry, but you're a bad bitch.
20:43He really needs to step up his game.
20:45I love you, Roscoe, and I want the best for you because there's always a bomb around
20:49the corner.
20:49They need to remember that.
20:51Yeah.
20:52Wait, where is he?
20:52It's so paranoid.
20:55He's right behind you.
20:58You all right, though, doll?
20:58Are you trying to eavesdrop?
20:59What are you doing there?
21:01Oh, no.
21:02No, I'm just, like, trying to figure out my entry point.
21:04Go on.
21:05We're talking about you.
21:07Hurry up.
21:10He was definitely trying to fucking eavesdrop.
21:13Rossi, baby, we know what you're doing, okay?
21:16Don't make out you're trying to hear something in the water because there's no sounds under
21:19there, okay?
21:20So then I woke up this morning and I just sort of, like, I was, like, affectionate, but
21:24I just sort of let him be.
21:25And then he just wasn't very affectionate or anything.
21:27I was observing it this morning because I wasn't.
21:29I observed, I noticed it last night without you having to tell me.
21:32Yeah.
21:32And went, hmm.
21:33Yeah, so I'm just saying, like, I'm not saying it to get in your head, but I'm saying it
21:37to validate you and I can see where you're coming from.
21:39Yeah.
21:39And now, can you please go to that end of the pool?
21:42What?
21:43Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
21:44I'm trying to talk about you.
21:45I'm doing laps.
21:46Like, take a private, take a private.
21:47Do laps over near the flamingo.
21:49He's so funny.
21:52You can whisper.
21:53You want?
21:54Anyway.
21:55Okay, well, so today, I think I need to talk to him.
21:58Basically say, babes, do you like me?
22:00Cannot tell.
22:00What do you think of the Ross and Sharon sage, Pinky?
22:05Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
22:07Never mind.
22:10Coming up.
22:11Give it to me.
22:13A juicy challenge turns from sweet to sour.
22:19If Connor is being disingenuous, adios amigos, because I do not tolerate that fucking shit
22:28for a second.
22:38I'll draw you in like a moth to a flame.
22:42There's romance everywhere on the streets of Spain.
22:45How lovely.
22:47There's romance in the villa too, you know.
22:49Well, look, see, romance and motorbo-mance.
22:55Well, it's diminishing returns, really.
22:57We work with what we have.
22:58Except Sharon.
23:00Your energy was so flat this morning, but I suppose you did just wake up.
23:04I was just getting used to being around all these people.
23:06Yeah.
23:06And all this energy, like.
23:08I understand that.
23:09But I did say to the girls just then, and they noticed it too.
23:13So, I was like, I actually, I actually can't tell if Ross likes me or not.
23:18Because you're so.
23:19Really?
23:20Yeah.
23:20Because you're so, um, you're too chill.
23:23And you're not overly affectionate and you're not very overly, like, like, you physically
23:29seem distant to me.
23:30Like.
23:31Do I?
23:31Like, not right now.
23:32But like, yesterday, during the day, like, we're not really like ever together.
23:40We're sort of off doing our own thing.
23:42So, I'm like, ooh.
23:43Mm.
23:43Maybe he doesn't actually like me because he seems to be not around me.
23:48No, I do like you.
23:49Of course.
23:51Okay, well, maybe just make it more obvious that you like me.
23:55I'm sorry.
23:56Like, what, what would it look like?
23:57More, more.
23:59You don't even kiss me in bed.
24:00Like, you don't even, like, we don't, we're not very physically affectionate.
24:05I love cuddling you in bed.
24:07Yeah, but like, bro, we, like, kiss goodnight and then that's it.
24:12Well, the first night you literally told me, like, I'm not going to hook up with you.
24:16I'm not going to make out with you, like, in bed.
24:18Well, it was day one.
24:20Yeah, but, well, still, I mean, well, I just, it just put me on the back foot of, like, okay,
24:24maybe she doesn't like that much forward affection.
24:26Oh, no, I do.
24:27Well, I thought it was more just like that wasn't what you wanted to do.
24:30I didn't know it was because it was night one.
24:31No, it was night one.
24:32Right.
24:33She made it clear that she does want to make out in the bed and I guess I just had in the
24:39back of my mind that's not something she wants to do because that's what she told me, you
24:42know?
24:43Yeah, I feel like we've been very...
24:44I'm glad we cleared that up.
24:46Yeah.
24:46I feel like we've just been a bit stagnant the last few days.
24:51We haven't...
24:51You want to take it to the next level?
24:52You want some nighttime kisses?
24:55Some nighttime kisses.
24:56A little hook up.
24:57If you want my love, just ask me.
25:01No pressure.
25:16Oh, yeah, what princess would I be?
25:18Like, do you think Cinderella?
25:19Do you think...
25:20Oh, wait.
25:20Do you know princess?
25:22Not really.
25:22Maybe, like, fucking tangled with short hair or something because she's a bit of a bad bitch.
25:26What's her name?
25:28Tangled.
25:29What's her actual name?
25:29Yeah, yeah.
25:30Is her real name Rapunzel?
25:34Oh, yeah, that's the one.
25:36Honestly, I feel like I'm a mix of princesses.
25:39I feel like I have every single ball sack from each princess and I've just, like, built, like,
25:45this batty, girly, little pink princess with these fat, big, juicy balls.
25:51That's the princess I think I am.
25:54I really want to tan today.
25:56Princess Ballsack and her best friend's ex coming to a theatre near you.
26:02Also currently playing, Tamara and Mateo chat while Mick rubs his face in a hat.
26:08How do you feel about Lace sleeping out here?
26:12Like, I obviously understand it.
26:14Yeah.
26:15Do I think she's as open as she said she was to me?
26:18Maybe not.
26:19Does that make sense?
26:20Okay, so did she tell you she was open for you?
26:23Oh, 100%.
26:24Okay.
26:24Like, I probably wouldn't have picked her if it wasn't for that.
26:26No, I totally get that.
26:27Because I feel like when they're talking, I feel like they tell each other they're pretty locked in.
26:35Yeah.
26:35So, I don't, it's interesting.
26:37It is interesting, eh?
26:38How are you feeling towards your, like, couple?
26:43Good.
26:43But I definitely feel like he doesn't take a lot of stuff seriously.
26:48Okay.
26:49So, like, even sometimes I'll ask him a serious question, he'll answer with a joke.
26:52And I'm like, okay, but are you going to give me the actual answer?
26:55And he doesn't.
26:56So, I'm just like, okay.
26:58And what, do you, do you like that or do you, like, what?
27:00Not, like, I like the humour for sure.
27:02But I'm like, it can't be all jokes all the time, I feel like.
27:04Yeah, yeah, of course, of course.
27:05So, like, I feel like when I talk to you, you actually, yeah, like, I feel like when I talk to you, you actually give me genuine answers.
27:11So, yeah, I'm like, I feel like I don't know a lot about him.
27:14Okay, interesting.
27:17I'll tell you one thing.
27:19Yeah, bro.
27:20I fucking, I think I got a neck.
27:22Oh, no.
27:23Yeah.
27:24Physical neck?
27:25Yeah.
27:25Like, no, just this fake tan on the hands really.
27:29Oh, okay.
27:30I can't unsee it, bro.
27:31Yeah, yeah.
27:32It is like she's just dipped her hand in a honey jar.
27:34Yeah, well.
27:37I'm eeked out, bro.
27:39Nah, sometimes I've been able to overcome an egg.
27:42Nah, nah, mate, she's going to need some, like, bicarb soda and lemon on those hands.
27:46Hey, that's fine.
27:46I mean, look, Sian's probably a bit on the demanding, pushy side for my kind of chick, too.
27:51Can I see?
27:52Darn is?
27:53Yeah.
27:53You feel that?
27:54Yeah.
27:54But, like, she's not perfect.
27:56I'm sure I'm not perfect in her eyes.
27:57Like, I've gotten over icks before, like, quite quickly.
28:01When you really think about it, and it's not a big deal.
28:04It's really not, because it's a temporary thing.
28:06But, like, she's Irish, bro, so she's always going to be white.
28:09And I like tans.
28:10It's a very, very minor ick to have, but I do truly think that he's setting himself up for maybe she's into Mateo, and if he gets dropped from that couple, at least he'll have a reason that he's pre-empted, and he'll be okay with it.
28:27Do you know what I mean?
28:27Like, it's a defence mechanism to protect his ego, I think.
28:31He's gone for it, mate.
28:32I'm joking.
28:32Yeah.
28:33I'm joking.
28:34I'm joking.
28:35Fair play to him.
28:35He needs to.
28:36Let him, yeah.
28:37Yeah, I know.
28:38But, like, I think I need another bomb.
28:43Yeah, for sure.
28:44It's early days, too.
28:45It is, it is.
28:46I mean, I've only talked to you last night for the first time.
28:48Yeah, yeah.
28:48Yeah, I was like, this is, like, our second conversation.
28:50I feel like that, I feel like that kind of, like, was like, what the fuck?
28:52I didn't expect that at all.
28:54What?
28:55I just didn't expect us to click.
28:56I feel like coming in, like, we just probably just kind of shut each other off because we're, like, the new bombshells and whatnot, and then I feel like you and I get along.
29:02Yeah, no, we definitely, we definitely do.
29:04Kind of just, like, you know, when you kind of just get someone.
29:06Yeah, I feel like we're kind of somewhat on the same level, for sure.
29:09Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:09It helps.
29:10Same, like, maturity, same racial maturity, same bit, like, it's just, like, it's all there.
29:15We're balancing out pretty well, yeah, for sure.
29:18Mateo just got this really calm energy about him.
29:23I think he shares a lot more and more voluntarily without you kind of having to dig as much, and it's been really nice getting to know him.
29:31Don't worry, our Irish queen, your fake tan hands are perfect.
29:35As the Islanders play about, Ross has decided to start the girls' primary school education from scratch.
29:43Gabby, Gabby and Lacey, this is a strawberry, okay?
29:48Oh!
29:49Ross!
29:50I got a text!
29:53I got a text!
29:57Oh, no, I'm sick.
29:57Islanders, prepare your peaches and plums.
30:02It's time to find out what the superfans really think about you.
30:05Oh!
30:08You're off to the Garden of Eden for today's challenge, forbidden fruit.
30:14Hashtag original sin, hashtag rotten or ripe.
30:17I've seen you, Shad shit.
30:20I'm guessing we're all going to hell.
30:22Superfans, God, what have they been seeing?
30:23I'm a little bit nervous.
30:25I do have a bit of a loud mouth, so...
30:27Ah, sorry.
30:28I wish I had an arse.
30:29Maybe I should put another pair of undies on under the ditches.
30:31Yeah, I'll be patting the backside more than the front, mate.
30:34Yeah.
30:35Do you think that this could, like, possibly stir the pot between people a little?
30:42I think so, yeah.
30:47You're literally rocking us off.
30:50Oh, yeah, baby.
30:52Well, it looks all right, doesn't it?
30:55Does it look fake?
30:56Is there going to be drama?
30:58Is there going to be tears?
30:59Is there going to be laughing?
31:02I actually have no idea.
31:03It's bloody different every single day in here.
31:05I don't know.
31:06I don't know.
31:07I don't know.
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31:29I can't see either staying intact, because a die-hard group of fans known as the Zara,
31:36have been watching a feed from the villa.
31:50Oh, Omni stuffed with socks and happy faces.
31:54I can't see either staying intact, because a die-hard group of fans known as the superfans
32:00have been watching a feed from the villa.
32:02And now, the Islanders are about to get their first insight into what the superfans think
32:07of them.
32:08It's Forbidden Thrill.
32:10Make it go.
32:12Let's go.
32:14Couples will make a sexy entrance to the Garden of Eden.
32:17An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
32:19And one big bite of my banana's going to keep you up on that, baby girl.
32:25Oh, my God.
32:26Give it to me.
32:29Was it hot and sexy?
32:30I would say it was more messy and gross, but that's part of the fun, isn't it?
32:34They then read a question that was put to the superfans.
32:38What percentage of superfans thinks Tamara and Mick could win Love Island as a couple?
32:44I really don't know what the superfans are going to be thinking, but we're going to run
32:48with high.
32:49We think the answer is 70%.
32:52We think the answer is 17%.
32:56We've known each other for 24 hours, love.
33:00It's boys versus girls and the Islander closest to the correct percentage wins.
33:05The correct answer is 15%.
33:09I think it was a fair reflection.
33:13We've had a good initial connection, but it's so new and fresh.
33:16Oh, I think Tamara and I would definitely have better chemistry.
33:22Next to fondle some forbidden fruit, it's Sharon and Ross.
33:26Oh, Ross.
33:28Yes, darling.
33:28My papaya's throbbing for you.
33:31Oh, baby.
33:31It was my first time going down to papaya and I kind of liked it.
33:38Always a good move to see the men.
33:42Pleasure the papaya first, ladies first, please and thank you.
33:48Ross and I are very excited to spice this challenge up.
33:51We're making it extra wet, baby.
33:53What percentage of superfans think that Sharon and Ross have good sexual chemistry?
33:59Oh.
34:01Oh, that's rough because we've been talking about it.
34:04Earlier today, we chatted this all out.
34:06I definitely know that this one will be low.
34:08Ross and I have not been on the same page about our intimacy.
34:12We think the answer is 18%.
34:14Ooh.
34:16We think the answer is 30%.
34:18Mm-hmm.
34:20The correct answer is...
34:2324%.
34:26Oh, man!
34:27Oh, smack bang in the middle.
34:29Pretty good.
34:29Oh, shit.
34:31Yeah.
34:31But I know I feel differently, babe.
34:33So do I.
34:34Moving forward, that 24% is way too low in my mind.
34:38I think more kissing and a bit more PDA.
34:42Let's get that shit up.
34:43Let's get that shit up.
34:45Woo!
34:47Oh!
34:47I'm so hungry.
34:49I need some food.
34:51Oh!
34:52Can I offer you some fresh melon?
34:53No!
35:00I was up in there like melon, melon.
35:06Oh, my God.
35:09My kiss of Jotham is sexy, it's spicy, it's feisty.
35:13What percentage of superfans think Gabby
35:16could have her head turned by a new bum?
35:22I am literally with Jotham 24-7 in here.
35:25I think we have probably one of the strongest connections
35:27in here, but I don't know how I'm coming across.
35:30We think the answer is 50%.
35:33Oh, we think the answer is 50%.
35:39The correct answer is 69%.
35:45Oh, it is 69%.
35:48So 70% of them think I'm going to have my head turned.
35:5169%.
35:5269%, I'm like actually shocked.
35:55Never say never, but I feel like I'm really locked in with Jotham
35:58and I don't think another man could turn my head.
36:04Look, I think that her head will change, I'm not going to lie.
36:08If someone gave her enough attention, you know, anything could happen.
36:14There's nothing better than a big juicy peach.
36:17Oh!
36:19You can say that again!
36:21The kiss of Connor, it was actually so good.
36:30It was sexy, it was fruity, it was fun.
36:35We're normally so vanilla.
36:37What percentage of superfans think that Connor is genuinely looking for love?
36:42What?
36:43Oh!
36:45One hundred, one hundred percent.
36:47What do you reckon?
36:48I think, I think 90 plus.
36:50Connor's a lover boy.
36:51This one's high for sure.
36:52We think the number is 92%.
36:57We think the answer is 91%.
37:02I'm in here for the right reasons.
37:04This one's going to be high.
37:06The correct answer is...
37:1011%.
37:11What?!
37:13Yippee!
37:14What's going on?
37:18What are they saying that we're not?
37:20Yeah, what are they saying that we're not, boys?
37:23Look, look, what do they know?
37:26It's a bit of a, what the fuck?
37:29I'm here for love, but believe what you want to believe.
37:35Oh, I shouldn't kiss back.
37:38I feel so rattled.
37:39If Connor is being disingenuous, one thing I've learned since coming to Spain is how to say
37:45adios amigos, because I do not tolerate that fucking shit for a second and I never will.
37:55What a lovely pair.
37:56Thanks, babe.
37:57I grew them myself.
38:05Yum, spicy!
38:09It's a pretty passionate kiss.
38:11We had a bit of fruit on us, so it was like even more kind of saucy.
38:15Yeah.
38:19It was fucking hard to watch.
38:21Lacey like wants high standards and shit from me and doesn't want me to kiss anyone, but
38:26can go and kiss who she wants makes me look like a mug.
38:29What percentage of super fans think Matteo is the most genuine islander in the villa?
38:34I'm genuinely in this villa looking for love.
38:40That answer should be like a million percent.
38:43Eleven percent?
38:45Fifteen percent?
38:46Yeah.
38:46All us girls think that this is going to be low.
38:48We think the answer is 65 percent.
38:51We think that the number is 11 percent.
38:55Oh, fuck yous.
38:58That's crazy.
38:58Yeah.
38:59That's crazy.
39:00It's hard not to be insulted by that.
39:02I literally stopped my life to come on here for love and for that to kind of get shoved in your face.
39:08I don't know.
39:08It was like a kick in the like dick.
39:10The correct answer is...
39:1590 percent.
39:1690, Matteo, let's go.
39:23Sorry.
39:24We love you.
39:24Don't be sorry.
39:25You're all right.
39:25He's one of the most genuine people I've ever met, so I understood why he was upset that the
39:31girls put his percentage so low.
39:38Help me, my plums are leaking.
39:40Oh, did someone call a plumber?
39:57You know, I definitely knew Lacey would have been looking at me, but,
40:00fuck, after her kissing from the tail, two can play that game.
40:06Oh, my God.
40:08Oh, my God.
40:10If you were going to go tit for tat, mate, I'll always win that game, so, yeah.
40:16That's ruthless.
40:18That's actually ruthless.
40:20That's what it is, because he told me he wouldn't touch her again.
40:22Kai, if you're going to kiss your ex, don't promise me that you're not going to kiss your ex.
40:29You know what I mean?
40:30Like, don't make a promise that you can't keep.
40:32What percentage of superfans think Yana and Kai will end up boyfriend and girlfriend again?
40:40This one's so hard.
40:44I am absolutely on the edge of my seat.
40:46Things with Kai and Lacey are going well, but Kai and Yana, their exes, in one bedroom, together, sharing a bed.
40:56We think the answer is 85 percent.
41:00I agree.
41:01We think the answer is 70 percent.
41:03The correct answer is 52 percent.
41:14Split the group, split the group.
41:18I think the superfans would like to maybe see a love story come out of this, but, yeah, I don't know.
41:27When are you guys getting back together?
41:28I mean, Yana and Kai is exciting, definitely.
41:30Like, I like the idea of it.
41:32I think it's cute.
41:33I think it's like a romance movie, really.
41:34Maybe a bit of a tragic one, but, uh, nonetheless, still a good story.
41:38He has been telling me that he's all for me.
41:44He doesn't want anyone else, and he wants nothing to do with her.
41:51I just feel like, why can't there just be one time where I don't have to get hurt?
41:57I just don't understand.
41:59Like, all I want is just a normal relationship.
42:23The forbidden fruit challenge has left a sour taste.
42:26Thankfully, work experience Lucia's outside with the cattle prod to make sure the islanders look happy upon their return.
42:36Yes, five hit.
42:37Five hit.
42:37Let's chat, girls.
42:39Let's chat.
42:40How is everyone, how are you feeling?
42:41Because I was quite intense.
42:42How do you feel about your answer?
42:44I don't know.
42:45I feel like I can't, I think you guys know me the best.
42:47That was the biggest curveball of the night.
42:49Yeah.
42:50I don't think I've faked myself once in here.
42:52What is that?
42:52Is that again?
42:52Eleven.
42:53Eleven.
42:54Eleven.
42:54Oh, do you know what I think it is?
42:55I think it's shifted.
42:56Yeah.
42:56Is there a thing of coming here with a game plan of just being in love and staying in love?
43:00Yeah, yeah.
43:01Because you haven't opened yourself up enough to different people?
43:03Yeah, I haven't given other people chances.
43:04Yeah, but why would you when you've got something strong going on?
43:06That's my point.
43:07It obviously doesn't sound great.
43:09The last thing I'd want Izzy to think is that I'm just sort of in here to play a game.
43:14I'm just pretty desperate to have a chat to her and just see where her head's at.
43:17Are you wigged out?
43:18Yeah.
43:18Are you really?
43:19Yeah, a little.
43:20Do you doubt it or?
43:21Um, because I just don't know what's being set behind my back and that rings me up because
43:24I feel like I've been around so many ingenuine people in my life and I'm like, just don't
43:28want to like, have that happen to me again.
43:30Do you get the vibe at all?
43:31Actually starting to catch feelings.
43:34Yeah, that one.
43:35Deep down, I've been feeling, is this too good to be true?
43:39I feel like my guard is coming down and to hear that just makes me feel really uncomfortable
43:43and vulnerable and exposed.
43:45Right, Yana, babe?
43:46Oh yeah, me.
43:48I think 50-50 is like fair enough for them to think like I have been upset.
43:53Yeah, you are exes.
43:54It was recent.
43:54Yeah, it is exes.
43:55It was recent.
43:56They're not sure, so like it's not like they're sure or anything really.
44:00How are you feeling, doll?
44:01Um, I don't know.
44:05I feel like, I feel like this just happens to me.
44:09Sorry, it's not, I'm not upset at you, babe.
44:11Yeah.
44:12Like, sorry.
44:13No, I knew this was coming.
44:15It's okay, baby.
44:16Take your time.
44:18Oh, I wanted to fuck off from that debrief.
44:22Talk to us.
44:22That was a lie.
44:23Talk to us.
44:23How are you feeling?
44:24Talk.
44:24I think it's like the fact that like every time I'm happy with someone,
44:29it just gets taken away.
44:31Like, I'm always the one that like, puts on my heart.
44:35Baby.
44:36No, that's okay.
44:36I feel like he's like, it's okay.
44:40I just feel like, I feel like I get more upset at myself because when I do like someone,
44:46when I do kind of just really love so easily and like, like that's why I just get hurt
44:52because like, I just.
44:53I want to talk about the next big thing was, um, Lacey's reaction.
45:00Yeah.
45:01Yeah.
45:01I feel like Lacey's burning eyes into you as if it's your choice.
45:05Look at her.
45:06They got into it, like juicy, all that shit.
45:08Like, if she can go in there and just do that, like, what do you find?
45:12I'm just going to go, oh, yeah, cool.
45:13Like, you know what I mean?
45:14It's a double standard there.
45:16Like, she's going and getting into work here, but then you're not allowed to.
45:19Yeah, I mean, I can see why Kai's upset.
45:21Like, she's painting him a bit as the bad guy.
45:24Again, like, what, which is kind of what happened to me in a sense.
45:27You know, I don't know, man.
45:28Like, it's a, it's given off quite immature vibes, to be honest with you.
45:31Um, I'm just thinking Lacey's going around in circles.
45:34She doesn't know what she wants and going from one triangle to another.
45:37And I don't really want that in a woman at all.
45:39So, yeah.
45:40Honestly, doll, like, conserve your energy.
45:43Yeah.
45:43And only give it to the people who deserve it when they deserve it.
45:45Yeah, as they earn your trust.
45:47Be a mirror to the actions.
45:48I reckon wait for him to speak to you about it.
45:50Don't go calling him.
45:51I'm not going to pull you.
45:52Send the day with the girls, like, yeah, yeah.
45:53Don't say anything to you.
45:54No, no, no, no, no.
45:55If he doesn't pull me and reassure me, I don't want that.
46:00Why would I have that?
46:01Wait for him to come reassure you.
46:02Yeah.
46:02Yeah.
46:10Only 11% of the superfans think Connor is genuinely looking for love in the villa.
46:15Don't worry, pal.
46:16Only 11% of viewers think my jokes are funny and I still have a job.
46:20You'll be fine.
46:21I wasn't expecting that.
46:23Like, I'm a good judge of character.
46:24Yeah.
46:25But then, like, obviously, everyone else has seen a different thing and it, like, kind of,
46:30like, stresses me out.
46:32Of course.
46:33Yeah, it's not nice to hear.
46:34Why do you think that they rated you 11%?
46:36I try not to read into it because I know what we've got.
46:39Yeah.
46:39I just don't want you to, like, I just don't want to be with someone who's, like,
46:41coming on here for exposure and, like, playing the game because, like, I'm not staying with
46:46you to play it safe.
46:47I'm staying with you because I genuinely like you.
46:49For me, it's just making me question how genuine he actually is because my biggest fear is that I'm
46:54being partnered up with someone who's not actually coming to this villa for love.
46:57If I wanted to be in here and stay in here as long as I could, I think I'd be keeping my options
47:03a bit more open.
47:04Like, I didn't even talk to Tamara when she come in.
47:06Do you know what I mean?
47:07Like, I haven't, I haven't even showed half the people in here who I am because I'm set on you.
47:13Like, I want to get to know you.
47:14Trust is so important in a relationship and I don't expect her to just give it to me,
47:20but I think I've earned it pretty well in here.
47:22There's nothing you're not telling me there?
47:23No.
47:24Okay.
47:24Yeah, like I said, we just have to trust each other.
47:27Yeah, because it will come out.
47:28Exactly.
47:29And I will find out.
47:29Yes, exactly.
47:30Like I said, baby, keep on keeping on.
47:36When you're a dad, you're going to make the most embarrassing jokes.
47:39I feel like he was very honest with me, so I'm going to trust Connor,
47:42but I still will have my wits about me.
47:43I don't fuck around.
47:45Okay.
47:46I'm glad we talked to you.
47:52It's nice and cold.
47:53Is it?
47:53Let me have another sip.
47:54I'm very happy with the way that conversation ended and it ended on a kiss.
48:04So, super fans.
48:07Lacey was upset that Kai kissed Yana so passionately in the challenge
48:11and has been waiting so long for him to come chat to her
48:14that she's fallen into a deep sleep.
48:16Things are real mysterious, man.
48:18I think there's a full number of sides to you that no one knows.
48:20Ah, priorities guy, Princess Balsak needs true love's kiss.
48:25Yeah, I feel like he's a copper, mate.
48:28I feel like he's in it.
48:28I'm so tired.
48:32The fact that he didn't really try to pull me for a chat, I think I'm done.
48:37I'm ready to turn lesbian.
48:39So, sign me up.
48:40I'm just very protective of where I put my energy.
48:45Of where I put it.
48:46Or maybe I'm not going to have anyone.
48:48I don't know what the word is for that, but what's the word when you're just into yourself
48:52and you're into no one else?
48:53Because that's where I'm at.
48:53Are you okay, babe?
48:58Girls, I just need to sit on the toilet and fart for a second, okay?
49:01Anything?
49:01Oh, fuck loose, it's not coming out.
49:03No.
49:06I'm just done.
49:07Like, I can't be fucked.
49:09I mentally checked out with everything.
49:11Babe, here's the...
49:12I think you really need to chat to him first before you check.
49:14No, but he's showing you how he doesn't care.
49:16He doesn't give a flying fuck.
49:18He's not that fucking yappy, yappy, yappy, shinnis.
49:19Yeah.
49:20More shit comes out of his mouth than his asshole, that's for sure.
49:23Yeah.
49:23More shit comes out of Cara's mouth than his asshole, he's got no balls, he's a loser.
49:34So he actually has no balls.
49:36It's an actually inverted dick, what a little shit.
49:41Um, I think his behaviour is giving, like, inverted dick behaviour.
49:47Like, your dick is actually inverted through your asshole and it's pushing the shit right up through your mouth.
50:00That's why he talks so much shit.
50:04You can fuck right off, hey.
50:07More shit comes out of your mouth than your asshole, babe.
50:10What do you mean?
50:11You can't say that.
50:12Nah, I'm done.
50:13I'm actually done.
50:13What do you mean?
50:14You sit there and fucking say, like, you're gonna be neutral about it and not do that and you go and suck his face like nothing, get him to pretty much suck your tits.
50:21Like, what do you want me to do, just go, oh, yeah, cool and just get mugged off.
50:24Okay.
50:25Like, we both said, like, we wanted to be neutral about it and, like, you go and do that.
50:28Like, it's pretty shit.
50:29Oh, yeah.
50:29He just kind of stood there and was like, yeah, we should go for it.
50:32I don't even know what he really said, to be honest, because his vocabulary is, like, the vocabulary of a two-year-old.
50:38Do you not get where I'm coming from?
50:39Like, I feel like if I just didn't do anything, then I'll just look like an absolute mug and look like a loser.
50:43You can just leave, just go.
50:44What?
50:45Just actually just go.
50:47I don't really want, I actually don't want anything to do with you anymore.
50:51But how is that fair?
50:53It's a different situation, babe.
50:55Obviously, what, so, like, I just, what, so you want, you just want to neck on with everyone you want?
50:59Kai, just fuck off.
51:00Just go.
51:00Fuckin' piss-take that.
51:02Fuck me, dude.
51:03You're a fucking piss-take.
51:05Hey, what a joke, eh?
51:08What a joke, mate.
51:30You're ready for ya, but it feels right.
51:36Handsome Prince Inverted Dick has come to the pool, having just told Princess Ballsack she was a joke after she told him to F off.
51:44If Disney doesn't bid for the rights to make this film, they can kiss next year's box office goodbye.
51:51Oh, hi!
51:53Oh, hi, man.
51:57Oh.
51:57Okay.
51:58Is she scared us from now?
51:59No, I'm done.
52:00What, who?
52:01What, then?
52:02What?
52:03Oh, just both times, you're a fucker.
52:05I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
52:07I don't know.
52:08She just blew up in me going, I can't believe you're a girl.
52:10I don't know, you can't even say that.
52:12I was like, what, so you think I'm not necking any girl this whole time?
52:16You can neck on every single boy and she's like, it's different.
52:20I'm like, you know, it's a piss thing and she's like, get the fuck out with her.
52:23And I'm like, yeah, righto, bud.
52:26Um, yeah, I just told Kai to fuck off because I did just want him to fuck right off.
52:34Yeah, how was that fair?
52:35So much, yeah.
52:35How was that fair, bro?
52:36And that was like, she just pretty much called me in, just like, got embarrassed me and I was like, well, how's that?
52:40Like, she called you in just to tell you that?
52:42She goes, you're a fucking joke.
52:44And I went in there and just threw her in the door going, like, how's that fair?
52:46And I'm like, yeah.
52:48Kai walking down to the pool, he was definitely quite heated.
52:51Like, you think you're going to fucking treat me like that?
52:54Just not really making sense of himself either, just spitting words out kind of thing.
53:00It's definitely a familiar act, so I know what was going on there.
53:12Oh, Lace.
53:13I'm going to give you a cut off, babe.
53:15Nah, I'm okay.
53:16I think I'm just so done.
53:18Like, I'm so mentally delayed, babe.
53:19I think you guys need to have a proper chat, though.
53:21Like, just...
53:22I think you guys need to have a proper chat, though, like, just...
53:22Whose idea was it to bring in cockhead Kai?
53:26Hold me down, don't let me go, don't let me turn around.
53:30I think you guys need to just have a chat when you both aren't.
53:33Like, obviously it's heated right now.
53:35Come and have a normal conversation with me.
53:37Don't walk past murking at me.
53:38I'm sick and tired of the male's faeces.
53:48Every single conversation I have with a man, I somehow lose more brain cells.
53:53And it's almost as if I don't, like, I already don't have brain cells, but I'm just going in the negatives.
54:02I know you guys are heated right now.
54:04Don't settle.
54:05You guys need to have a proper chat when you both aren't heated.
54:08I'm just slow and drain, babe.
54:09I have no...
54:10I have nothing left in me to, like...
54:13I know how you feel.
54:13...have another, like...
54:15I'm literally becoming a therapist for my ex-boyfriend and my best friend to get together.
54:19Like, what's going on here?
54:22Ah...
54:23Another day in paradise, eh?
54:24Another day in paradise.
54:25Another day in paradise.
54:30Kai!
54:32Do you want to go for a chat?
54:45Where?
54:47Where?
54:49There?
54:51Sure.
54:51The fact that I had to pull you for a chat is fucking pissing me off.
54:54What do you mean?
54:55I've been trying to talk to you and you said no, like, three times.
54:57You literally just...
54:58Like, you didn't really try.
54:59Let's be real.
55:00Come on.
55:00Come on.
55:01Ah!
55:04Look, I feel like it's so dull.
55:05I get where you're coming from, but I feel like it's such double standards when we both
55:08say, like, let's not...
55:10But you said to me, you promise you won't do that again knowing how much it hurt me the
55:13first time.
55:14But if you show me mutual respect and you're on the same base...
55:16I have, Kai.
55:17I have.
55:21Then you go and suck his face.
55:24It was not to that extent.
55:25But how does that lay out?
55:26You know that.
55:27How does it lay that out, babe?
55:28You know that.
55:30I've never tried to intentionally hurt you, whereas you've intentionally hurt me.
55:34I'm not intentionally doing anything.
55:35I'm intentionally not hurting myself.
55:36Well, yeah, you did, babe, because you literally said, oh, well, she kissed old mate, so I'm
55:39going to...
55:40Yeah, let's do it.
55:41Well, look, I'm not going to make a mug out of myself.
55:43But this is what I'm saying.
55:44You're saying that I'm playing games, but that to me is playing games.
55:46Yeah, I'm playing.
55:47I'm just playing what you're playing.
55:48That's how I see it.
55:49I'm not playing games, Kai, though.
55:50This is what I'm saying.
55:51Well, then I don't know what you're doing, then.
55:52You tell me one thing there, and then you do the opposite.
55:55You've done it the whole time.
55:58So do you get where I'm coming from?
55:59I have not done it the whole time.
56:00I never wanted to do that.
56:02Well, then don't do it.
56:03This is what I'm saying.
56:04You don't have to do it just to get back at me.
56:06That's what I'm saying.
56:07It's like childish behaviour.
56:13The whole time you've been playing games with me.
56:15Are you fucking kidding me?
56:17It's been tit for tat the whole fucking time.
56:18It hasn't, Kai.
56:19It has.
56:20It has not been tit for tat.
56:21It has the whole fucking time.
56:22No, it hasn't.
56:24It's just him being a gaslighting motherfucker.
56:27Like, it just makes no sense to me at all.
56:29And, like, it just doesn't.
56:31It just...
56:32Oh.
56:33Honestly, I would not have cared if it was anyone else.
56:37It's just the fact that you have said you want nothing to do with it.
56:39And I am, yeah, and look at the situation.
56:40And every single time you've been put in a position to prove that to me, you've...
56:44Yeah, and you're not proving it to me, either.
56:46But the banana snap is still like...
56:47Oh, you're actually a joke.
56:48Oh, man.
56:49You're actually a joke.
56:50I don't know.
56:50We'll have fun with your new boys.
56:52Don't get cutting me.
56:52Because I'm done with this shit.
56:54Like, I don't know what you want me to do.
56:56Treat me like a mug.
56:57You let me down.
57:01As much as I sound like a complete fucking idiot...
57:08I was really, really starting to like him.
57:10And then you'll watch me drown
57:13Shaking down, down
57:19Sure, it looks like there's a lot of turmoil in the villa,
57:30but I can assure you next time there is plenty of romance.
57:35Oh, and a massive fire pit with a dumping no-one will see you coming.
57:38Next time...
57:43There's high romance on horseback.
57:46Wait, mine's gone to the toilet.
57:48Oh, yeah.
57:50You let it go, baby.
57:52And in the hideaway...
57:54I can't believe we're having alone time.
57:56I have been thinking about alone time with Jotham so much.
57:59Like, oh, he's so sexy.
58:02Man!
58:04I wish I was here for a chit chat,
58:06but unfortunately, this isn't a social visit.
58:09A selfie-sized surprise!
58:12Will all the boys please stand up?
58:15Tonight, someone will be dumped.
58:18Holy...
58:24Holy...
58:26Ah.
58:26Oh...
58:45Oh, okay.
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