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00:00So, um...
00:02I'm really sorry about that.
00:08I didn't realize you were their dad. I didn't know. I'm sorry.
00:10Don't worry. It's a classic rom-com. Cute.
00:15Don't worry, Mommy. I can buy you a drink myself.
00:18Oh, wow. Thank you so much, bud.
00:20Just one thing. Why do y'all keep calling me Mommy?
00:24Because I see Mommy in my dreams all the time. You look just like her.
00:28Me, too. I got the same dreams, too. It's because we're twins.
00:33Twins? Mine were fraternal twins, too.
00:37They're my babies.
00:38I'm sorry, ma'am. They both had fatal congenital birth defects.
00:43They didn't make it.
00:46Anyway, Mommy, what are you looking for in a future husband?
00:51Chance to knock it off.
00:53Hey, now. Adults shouldn't butt in when kids are talking.
00:56How about this guy over here?
00:59Whoa!
00:59Oh, my God.
01:00Six feet tall, handsome, great courier, two amazing kids, but never spends time around any woman.
01:12Yeah, isn't that just your dad's picture?
01:15I'm actually six foot two. Chance, stop it right now or you're grounded.
01:19Okay, stop. Don't ground him.
01:20They're having fun, clearly. It's not a big deal.
01:23It's okay, Mommy. Daddy actually never grounds us. He just pretends to be scary.
01:30Oh, yeah, Charity? What do you know about disciplining kids? Do you have any kids?
01:34That's what I thought. Okay? Chance, Charity, let's go.
01:39Wait, uh, what if we got married?
01:44Then if, if we were married, I would be okay disciplining them because they'd be mine.
01:50There you are, you skank. I've been looking all over for you.
01:54I maxed out my cards buying you clothes and shoes and you, you block my number?
02:01Excuse me for just a second. I'll be, um, be right back.
02:05Huh, I knew it. She's just after my money.
02:09All right, we'll go back and wait.
02:13Hmm.
02:15Cassandra, I finally found you.
02:17You're acting like you haven't seen me in three years.
02:21It's been, what, like, three days?
02:24Besides, you are a married man.
02:29Act like it.
02:31Wait a minute. You know I was married?
02:33Mm-hmm.
02:34And you still spent my money?
02:36Yeah. Revenge.
02:38Oh, also, I did send everything I got directly to your wife, so, um,
02:43I hope she loves designer.
02:48Oh, my God.
02:51Okay, so, um, anyway, about that marriage, think about it?
03:02Chance, Charity, why don't the two of you go get some ice cream?
03:06Yes!
03:10Sure, I'll marry you.
03:11Yeah?
03:12But just to be clear, I don't have a dime to my name.
03:14Are you sure about that? Because your suit you're wearing looks, like, really nice, actually.
03:22I'm the driver for a CEO. I only make, like, eight, nine grand a month.
03:26Eight or nine, that's not too bad. That's significantly more than I make, so.
03:30Uh, I mean, more, like, eight or nine grand, uh, quarterly.
03:36Oh.
03:36And it fluctuates a lot. I only make, like, two, three thousand a month.
03:40I mean, that's, that's not bad. That's fine.
03:42Where are you living right now?
03:44New Parklands.
03:45In a one bedroom, one bed, one bathroom apartment.
03:49Yeah, it's just fairly big enough, actually, for me and the twins.
03:52Sorry, did you just say New Parklands?
03:55Come on!
03:56No, that's literally the heart of the city.
03:58Those places go for what?
04:00A couple thousand per square foot?
04:02Even the smallest ones are, like, two thousand square feet.
04:05Even if you were the CEO yourself, you probably still couldn't afford to live there.
04:09Come on.
04:10Yeah, no, you're right. New Parklands is crazy.
04:12That's crazy!
04:13It is. I know, I'm sorry.
04:14I, I just do this thing when I get nervous. I just start lying.
04:19I do that.
04:20No, I do that, too. Seriously, I, I, I work in sales.
04:23I literally lie to customers for a living.
04:26Uh, no, actually, though, I'm, I'm kidding.
04:28Um, it's really, it's about...
04:31About what?
04:32It's all about hard work and not giving up.
04:35So, keep working hard.
04:38Maybe you'll get to live there one day.
04:40I, uh...
04:41Anyway, I am Cassandra.
04:44Officially introducing myself.
04:46I sell shoes for a living.
04:48I make about $3,000 a month, but I make commission.
04:51So, you know, I could help out with the kids' expenses.
04:54Stuff like that.
04:54Uh-huh. Well...
04:56Okay, actually...
04:57Don't say anything.
04:59A good saleswoman always gives their customer ample time to think things over.
05:03So, no rush.
05:05Think about my answer, okay?
05:10Why won't you marry her?
05:12I'm not gonna drink my milk anymore if you don't marry her.
05:16Sure.
05:17Have it your way.
05:20Miss Margaret.
05:20Miss Margaret.
05:20There.
05:26Happy?
05:27And what is it with you two and this fascination with this woman anyway?
05:30You don't even know her.
05:32Don't you remember what happened to you when you were little?
05:34Your old nanny that I had to fire gave you sleeping pills and tried to kidnap you.
05:39Daddy had to pay a fortune just to get you back.
05:41Do you really want that to happen again?
05:42No, no, no, no, no, no, Charity, Charity, I'm so sorry.
05:48Did Daddy scare you?
05:49No, I'm hungry.
05:51I really wish you could eat milk and cereal right now.
05:55Well, it's sitting there right in front of you.
05:58Why don't you just have some right now, okay?
06:00No, Chance just said we can't eat anymore if you're not marrying her.
06:07Chance, I told you to stop dragging your sister into this.
06:10Which one will you choose?
06:12Your pride or my sister who's starving to death?
06:16Ugh, you kids.
06:19All right, all right, all right, I'll marry her.
06:22Okay?
06:23Happy?
06:25There's just one condition that we have to follow.
06:28We cannot let her know that we're rich, okay?
06:31I have to make sure that she's going to treat you guys good first.
06:34Deal?
06:35Well, then that's a deal.
06:42You little rascals.
06:46Chance, do we have to pretend to be poor right now?
06:50I still got left a few million dollars left for my birthday presents, and I still want to buy her a huge diamond tiara.
06:59No, no, silly.
07:01That's not enough to get mommy anything.
07:05First, let's get focused on getting mommy and daddy married.
07:10Then she'll get all of daddy's money, and that'll be a lot more than we have.
07:16Okay, and who would that be?
07:30Your husband.
07:31You might want to save this number.
07:33Oh, come on.
07:42Dude, seriously?
07:43I mean, you are the richest bachelor in Winchester.
07:46I mean, you can marry anybody, and you're letting your kids choose.
07:50Crazy how one night at a bar seven years ago can completely change your life around.
07:55I should have never dragged you out for drinks, man.
07:57I mean, you wouldn't have gotten drugged and knocked up a stranger.
08:03Good night.
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