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00:00There's nothing like a cocktail on our rooftop deck here.
00:06The scenery, the Sea of Cortez, the mountains over here.
00:10Walking down the streets with the dogs,
00:12no worries about cars or people or anyone.
00:15And the rattlesnakes.
00:16Cheers.
00:17Guess what time it is?
00:18Showtime.
00:18Showtime.
00:19Let's do it.
00:24I want you to be 100% honest with me.
00:27How much debt?
00:29What's the actual number?
00:3020.
00:32Oh, ooh.
00:33That's a lot.
00:34That is a pretty penny on the barbie, I'd say.
00:36She's moving to Australia, right?
00:38Like, is there a debt in America?
00:39What, you think it just goes away?
00:41Hell yeah, it just goes away.
00:42Just don't go back.
00:43I feel like you have, like, Stockholm Syndrome.
00:46Where's that?
00:47Someone, like, kidnaps somebody and takes them hostage,
00:50and the hostage starts to fall in love with the captive.
00:53Facts.
00:54You are being controlled, brother.
00:56Do I have that?
00:58Do you have it?
00:59I'm the one's held hostage here in Mexico.
01:01Before the main ceremony begins,
01:03he spread some holy water,
01:05which was mixed with a cow urine.
01:08Well, he said they mixed it with the holy water,
01:11so maybe it's just a dribble.
01:13Just the last shake of it.
01:15What the?
01:15Hold up, hold up, hold up.
01:17Time out.
01:18Reflect.
01:19Less holding.
01:20Cow pee.
01:21Cow piss.
01:22That place probably smelled like a New York City train station.
01:25And then, let's go.
01:32The show's about to start.
01:33Woo!
01:34I'm here.
01:35We go to India.
01:37What do you have on?
01:38Where you going to let change from?
01:41From India.
01:42Is it real money?
01:43I love India.
01:50All right, Andy, go change.
01:52Don't hit all that racket you got going, all that.
01:56You, what a nasty nuns.
02:00Come on, Lisey.
02:01I got to kick off my stuff.
02:03I got to kick off my stuff.
02:04I got to kick off my stuff.
02:05You thought you could run and hide from me, but you could not.
02:14I didn't know I looked that bad.
02:16I could scare a child with my looks.
02:18All right, John.
02:19You bet.
02:19The boogeyman's going to come.
02:21I'm going to bed.
02:22Yeah, you better go to bed.
02:24Hey, girl.
02:25Wow, you look good.
02:27Am I glowing?
02:27Yeah, a little bit.
02:29I'm loving the fit today.
02:30I love it.
02:31Thank you, thank you.
02:31You look really good.
02:32Rose on my heart because I have a floral personality.
02:36OK.
02:38OK, it's the other way.
02:39And I cannot wait to see Jenny and Samit.
02:42I want to see what this cafe turns out like.
02:43I know.
02:44I'm excited to see Granite and Matthew,
02:45how they're settling in in the UK.
02:48Let's go visit right now.
02:50See how I did that?
02:51See how I did that there?
02:56Damn, look at them feet, man.
02:58How do I don't be like that?
03:00Hey, Jenny, swing those hips, girl.
03:03We got that Jenny moves.
03:05I got those Jenny moves?
03:06Yeah.
03:07And I'm Samit.
03:09I'm so excited.
03:10The cafe now looks like a cafe.
03:13Construction's done.
03:14Equipment is in.
03:16And today is just final touches.
03:19It's really exciting.
03:20She sounds so excited.
03:21She sounds so excited.
03:23It's really exciting.
03:24And I'm pooped.
03:26I had to get up at the crack of noon
03:28to get this thing going.
03:32Mink coffee.
03:36She's gonna be a barista?
03:37She's gonna be a barista.
03:38Apparently, that's not enough in India.
03:40You're an in-the-closet barista.
03:43That's a new course I should take, actually,
03:44a barista course.
03:46Well, you took cake courses,
03:47cookie courses, balloon courses.
03:50I like to learn.
03:52My coffee game is really spot on.
03:55I get in my car and I go to a drive-thru and order.
03:58Oh, well, you know I make coffee every day,
04:00so it's so good.
04:01That's nice. Yeah, I get someone to make mine.
04:03See how crowded it is already?
04:05We're not even working yet.
04:07This is such a small space.
04:09How are we gonna all fit in here?
04:11I can't cook in there. I'm sorry.
04:13It's too much people, man.
04:15I like elbow room.
04:17That's too tight. It's too tight.
04:19I go crazy. I go crazy.
04:21It's supposed to be for one person.
04:23Like, what, you gotta watch each other make coffee?
04:25Once you get the groove down,
04:26you can figure it out,
04:27no matter what the size is.
04:29I could say something dirty, but I won't.
04:32You just did by saying that.
04:34Jeez.
04:35Jeez, little girl.
04:53Is he in the toilet?
04:55Oh, bathroom toilet water.
04:58That's toilet water. Are you kidding me?
05:00Wait, that's not the toilet, though, right?
05:01No, I mean, it's tap water, but just the idea of it being in the bathroom.
05:05Like, I don't know.
05:07This is unfiltered water.
05:09The area is next to the toilet.
05:11It's not hygienic at all.
05:13No, that is not hygienic at all.
05:16That is bad.
05:17Well, you boil it.
05:18No, Pat.
05:19Think of people taking in there.
05:20Are they pooping right there?
05:21I don't want it in the stall next to it.
05:24I don't even want it, like, in the thing.
05:26I don't need feces around the area.
05:28What happened?
05:29Like, they filled the water from the bathroom
05:31and using it for cooking.
05:36That's true.
05:37When you cook,
05:38the more thing you need in the kitchen is the water.
05:40Jenny's, like, ready to make coffee.
05:42Jenny's like,
05:43I just drank a whole cup of coffee.
05:45Maybe this is why people get sick a lot
05:48when they eat in India.
05:55Now you know the secret, man.
05:56Now you know what it is.
05:57If Jenny says it.
05:59What do you think is going to happen, Jamal?
06:00Do you think they're going to be able to open tomorrow?
06:02I don't know.
06:03They better do a rain dance or something
06:04and try to get some water that way.
06:06There is no water in sight,
06:07unless it's the one where you used to wash your ass.
06:09Yeah.
06:10And no one wants that.
06:15Australia?
06:16It has to be, mate.
06:17Down under.
06:18Good day, mate.
06:19Oh, we're going back down under.
06:23Aw, thanks.
06:24I feel so special.
06:26You are.
06:27Good day, mate.
06:28Say it.
06:29Well, it's all for the kangaroos, mate.
06:30You never know when they're going to hit the derby.
06:33Patia and Dylan.
06:36Ooh, ooh.
06:37Stripper Dylan.
06:38Ooh.
06:39Oh.
06:40Wow.
06:43Oh, my God.
06:44This is super comfortable.
06:46Oh.
06:47Is it weird?
06:48Damn, that couch is a lot of damn money.
06:50Oh, the furniture shopping.
06:51Well, they got a furniture up the place.
06:54The new place.
06:55Furniture up the place.
06:56Yeah.
06:57How do you say it?
06:58Furniture it up?
06:59Furnish the house.
07:01That doesn't sound as fun.
07:03Oh, here it is.
07:04That's what I like.
07:05Do you really like that one?
07:06It looks like a movie theater thing.
07:08It does.
07:09Beautiful.
07:10That's what I should have got, Jamal.
07:11I wish.
07:12I have to say, you did a really good job with this couch.
07:15Like, it's comfy.
07:17It's got memory foam.
07:18You did a good job.
07:19Thanks.
07:20I'm glad you like it.
07:21I love it.
07:23When I'm shopping for furniture, I look for quality,
07:26I look for comfort, and I look for durability.
07:29You do need to look at the price tag also.
07:32That does come into it, my love.
07:35Yo, look at her face when she says that price tag.
07:37She like, she like turned down.
07:40That nice thing is .
07:42Hey, it's called being conservative with the dollar.
07:44That's all.
07:46You know, sometimes I don't like to look at price tags either.
07:50You can't help it that you want nice things.
07:52Yeah.
07:53Sometimes I think price tags are just a suggestion.
07:56I am that kind of shopper, too.
07:58I don't look at prices.
07:59If I like it, I like it.
08:00And if I got to pay what I got to pay,
08:02it's what I got to pay.
08:03But usually you don't have that much money in the bank,
08:05and then you say, baby, look.
08:06Well, I got to swipe your card,
08:08but that means I still got what I wanted without checking the price.
08:11So this is like $2,699, and this one is $2,099.
08:17Say what?
08:18Who's paying for it?
08:19What do you think is a reasonable price to spend on a couch?
08:21800 bucks.
08:22The last couch I had was like five grand.
08:24Yeah, let's not talk about that.
08:26Nuts.
08:27What's to spend five grand on a couch? Seriously.
08:29Sometimes cheaper is quality.
08:31That's how a cheap person sounds.
08:33That's what I say.
08:34This is quality stuff.
08:36Patia's relationship with money is reckless.
08:39She would have these big spending sprees in Vegas
08:42where she'd drop $5,000 to $10,000.
08:44What's your bank?
08:45Or what?
08:46You know, I will say, even myself, when I go to Vegas,
08:49I don't look at my bank account the entire weekend.
08:52Yeah.
08:53Let's just enjoy it.
08:54She'd walk into these clothing stores,
08:56and the shop assistants would just absolutely love her,
08:59throwing clothes at her.
09:01She'd buy one of every color.
09:03I'm really bad about that.
09:04I have this one shirt that I really like that I wear to work,
09:07and I bought it in four more colors.
09:09And my purses are expensive, but, and my shoes.
09:12If I ever meet Patia, I'm going to take Patia to a thrift store.
09:16I'm going to take Patia to the thrift store.
09:19She can go ball all out.
09:21She can go shop till she drop.
09:24That's horrible. She's going to get money.
09:27You know, with Megan, I'm a little lucky
09:29because she loves thrift shopping.
09:31She likes to deal.
09:32You know, I think it's all garbage.
09:34But, you know, she loves it.
09:36You're more of a shopaholic than I am.
09:38I know how to budget stuff.
09:39But I'm not a shopaholic, am I?
09:42Let's look at your cart and see if you are.
09:44Shut up. God.
09:46I want you to be 100% honest with me.
09:49How much debt? What's the actual number?
09:5220.
09:53Oh, ooh. That's a lot.
09:55That is a pretty penny on the barbie, I'd say.
09:58What?
09:59$20,000. You kidding?
10:01Eh, Patia.
10:02My fear is that this spending thing is never going to stop.
10:08Ah, I don't know.
10:09Well, I can say one thing.
10:10I don't think they're getting a couch today.
10:12Not today.
10:13I don't think they're going to decide on the right price one.
10:15Until you pay your debt, yeah.
10:17She's moving to Australia, right?
10:19Like, is there a debt in America?
10:20What, you say it just goes away?
10:22Hell yeah, it just goes away.
10:23Just don't go back. You're good.
10:26Matthew's mother has invited me to tea
10:28with Matthew's grandma and Matthew's brother's fiancee.
10:33Wow.
10:34The whole family looks like they're part of parliament.
10:37It's very posh.
10:39You know, if I was a journeyman that was opening up a cafe,
10:44I know exactly what I'll name it.
10:48No, I'll name it Annie's Cafe.
10:53That's whack.
10:55That's not whack.
10:56Annie's Cafe sounds more like a loving, touching hand making your food.
11:00Like touching my ass.
11:01Who the hell want to go to the Caribbean spot?
11:04Annie's Cafe sounds way nicer.
11:06It sounds like a warm welcome.
11:13It's a cafe. Annie, you want to care about the money.
11:16It ain't fine dining.
11:17Everything has to be pink.
11:19Who the hell want to go in there and see the everything pink?
11:21The out of here. Your restaurant going to go down like the Titanic.
11:27Ain't nobody going to go there.
11:28Open, close.
11:33Uh-oh. We in England, because let's see the tea.
11:36Ooh, I like this.
11:37Damn, I want some of that.
11:39I want some of that.
11:40Where are we?
11:41Come on, boy.
11:42Ooh, Greta and Matthew.
11:44I've been wanting to see them.
11:46Oh, she'd like this.
11:47Come here. They love cats.
11:48Greta loves cats.
11:49Oh, yeah. Say hi, Greta.
11:50She'll take you in a heartbeat.
11:52Matthew's mother has invited me to tea with her, Matthew's grandma, and also Matthew's brother's fiancee.
12:02Wow. The whole family looks like they're part of parliament.
12:08It's very posh.
12:09Mom, it's your chicken pot pie posh.
12:11It's very posh. This was a really good idea.
12:13You could imagine Darcy over there with them women.
12:16They're going to talking about this.
12:18Wasted dress.
12:19Darcy's going to be at the table like...
12:25So these are the vegan ones?
12:27These are vegan.
12:28We're not saying you're abnormal.
12:30It's okay. I realize I probably am.
12:33So this is the vegan plate here.
12:34That's the vegan.
12:35Oh, my goodness.
12:36Wow.
12:37Oh, cheesecake.
12:38Yo, that is my weakness.
12:40It's vegan.
12:41Ain't no meat and cheese.
12:42This meat is the...
12:43No, it ain't.
12:44It's the milk for the boo.
12:45You can get milk from anywhere.
12:47It could be human milk.
12:48Yeah, I can sell in my meat.
12:50I feel like vegans are really missing out on the luxuries of meat.
12:53I can do it.
12:54I've lived without meat this long.
12:57I went to a fancy place on the Cape.
13:00It was a tea, like, thing, and they had the finger sandwiches.
13:03John, I could just see you doing that, like...
13:05It was a steak sack.
13:06Three times a week.
13:07You know, it had, like, cucumber in the sandwich.
13:09It was disgusting.
13:10I was like, what kind of bull crap is this?
13:12Greta, I just want you to know how welcome you are in our family
13:15and how much it means to have you with us.
13:17I've said to Matthew, I think you're his soulmate.
13:19Oh!
13:20We never hear that from the mom's start now.
13:23Yeah, look at this.
13:24A positive mom and possibly daughter-in-law experience.
13:28Until she tells her she don't want no grandchildren.
13:30Oh, well, you're my soulmate, man.
13:32Mmm.
13:33Am I yours?
13:34Yes, because you make damn good drinks.
13:36Right.
13:37But you're my soulmate.
13:38You know that.
13:39You think I'd move across the world for you?
13:41Well, not across the world.
13:42The next country over.
13:43I get it.
13:44You ain't my soulmate.
13:45You my partner in crime.
13:46We like the Wonder Twins.
13:50No, we like the Wonder Twins.
13:52But we ain't brother and sister, though.
13:55I'm hoping there's gonna be lots and lots of little babies and children.
13:59Yeah, I mean, I think, like, when we first met,
14:02we both wanted children, like, a lot.
14:05But I've been having, like, a lot of anxiety about having children lately.
14:09Uh-oh.
14:10Maybe soulmates was a little premature.
14:13We'll see how good this tea party is now after if she tells us what's going on here.
14:18The last time Matthew and I talked about kids was almost six months ago.
14:23I feel nervous that I'm going to now have to bring this news to Matthew,
14:27because it could really determine the course of our relationship.
14:30If he really has his mindset on kids and she really doesn't, I say don't stay together.
14:35Well, that would be tough.
14:36But I do feel that they both can talk this out and come to an agreement, I would think.
14:40Were you conflicted about having the kids?
14:43No.
14:44I wanted to have kids.
14:45I knew that.
14:46I got switcherooed by my ex.
14:47She told you she wanted to have kids, and then she all of a sudden didn't want to have kids, right?
14:51Yep.
14:52Isn't that the old move they pull?
14:53Yeah, it's the switcheroo.
14:54The switcheroo.
14:55Yeah, the switcheroo.
14:59Oh, the living room.
15:01They're talking about Dutton couches.
15:02What a way, huh?
15:03Patia and Dylan.
15:05They're still at the furniture store.
15:06Like, it's their living room.
15:07They're sitting there all day.
15:09Disgusting finances.
15:11It's a chronic addiction.
15:13You know, it's detrimental, love.
15:15It's got to stop.
15:16And it's serious.
15:17You brought me to tears with it, because it's like, when is this woman going to stop spending?
15:22Come on now.
15:23Let her do her thing.
15:24I'm telling you, she probably gets a rush.
15:26Dylan, behave, man.
15:27That woman just got there.
15:28You have to relax, though.
15:30She's not your kid.
15:31She don't went there for you to complain to her about her death.
15:35She went there because she needs support and love.
15:38You know, I think it's his accent, but it's just like, I, he makes me feel concerned for her as well.
15:44You know, there's been many months where you have not had the money for rent, and I've had to pay it for you.
15:50What are you talking about?
15:51Are you talking about, that's because you put me in that place.
15:54Oh, they're not agreeing on this.
15:57Mm-hmm.
15:58It's your fault.
15:59You know, it's funny how people always try to blame other people for this stuff, and then when they call them out, they're just silent.
16:05You've got a very deluded view of what has and hasn't happened.
16:12He just used the word delusional in the most respectful way ever.
16:18Your mind's just deluded sometimes, babe.
16:20I hate that word.
16:21You spin.
16:22You're not safe.
16:24And what's yours different, mate?
16:27As performers, strippers, we had to look the part.
16:30We had to tan.
16:31We had to do the nails, the hair.
16:33You have to spin to make it.
16:35But I did not spin like I used to.
16:37Yeah, you can't go there looking busted.
16:39Ain't nobody going to want to tip that.
16:40Mm-hmm.
16:41First of all, you know, you got to be careful with strippers.
16:44You know what I'm saying?
16:45They're usually used to trying to get money out of men.
16:48Like, some strippers just get, like, the dollars here and there.
16:51Like, she's at the point where she's a vet.
16:53Like, she's taking houses.
16:55Wow, it's crazy she was a stripper for 39 years.
16:58I wonder if it came with, like, a 401k or something, you know?
17:01Um, I don't think so.
17:02They're independent contractors.
17:04Mm.
17:05I don't know what more I can do or say to say,
17:07look, I'm not that high-maintenance girl like I was back in the days.
17:11He needs to move past this because if he doesn't propose, I'm done.
17:15But help me pay everything.
17:17Uh-huh.
17:18Wasn't it your idea to go to this luxury furniture store?
17:21That's not really showing that you're not going to be spending a lot of money.
17:24A lot of his money now.
17:26.
17:31Tight in here.
17:32Do you need a minute? Are you okay?
17:33I'm about to just send them a link for the couch that got you.
17:35It wasn't $3,000.
17:37No, but it was nice.
17:38It is a flying couch.
17:39Yeah, it's fine. It's perfect.
17:40I feel great on it.
17:42I kind of like it, too.
17:43And I'm sitting luxuriously.
17:44I know, I know, and you're tall.
17:46I'm a tall guy.
17:47Yeah.
17:48I know.
17:49Boop.
17:50Now I'm worried it's going to take us longer to start making any money.
17:54And we might be stuck living with the family forever.
17:57Forever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever.
18:10Wow.
18:11Yes, not so fast, not so fast.
18:13Okay.
18:14These are not regular nachos.
18:15Okay.
18:16Greta and Matthew are vegans, and they made me think maybe we could try the vegan experience.
18:21Okay.
18:22So this is not real carne asada.
18:24It's the fake stuff.
18:25All right.
18:26I will try the first bite.
18:29You like it?
18:30It's not bad.
18:31All right.
18:32I'm going to eat it how normal people eat nachos.
18:33It's just going all the way.
18:36What do you think?
18:37This is terrible.
18:38Honestly, after that bite, I just want a big old cheeseburger.
18:41Extra beef!
18:42One more bite, and then we need to take it away.
18:50Goats!
18:51Look how cute they are.
18:52I want them so bad.
18:54Looks like we're back in India.
18:56Toilet water cafe.
18:57I mean, family.
18:58Family cafe.
19:02Jenny and Sabet.
19:04Let's see how the coffee shop is going.
19:06Last night, we were up late preparing once again, and now we all are tired.
19:11Cranky and, you know, it's not a great way to start our first day.
19:15I bet your cranky is a theme around your house.
19:18Well, you got to roll up the sleeves and get to work.
19:20It's going to be fine.
19:21Turn your little sign on.
19:22Sunda Khan ceremony is when we ask for the blessing from all the gods and goddesses,
19:28which helps us to get more blessings from the god.
19:33Woo!
19:34Let's go!
19:36What you need to do is, like, pray to the god of money.
19:39Because that's what you need.
19:40You need people to show up with money.
19:42He's wearing a hair net and everything.
19:44He's serious about curliness.
19:46You need a beard net, too.
19:47Beard net.
19:48I used to do quality control, so I know a little stinks.
19:51I feel like I need to take a coffee-making class.
19:54I'm here.
19:55I'll teach you.
19:56That's not an issue.
19:57Jenny's lost.
19:58Why are you learning the day you're opening?
20:01I got no barista skills, but I can figure this out.
20:03Yeah, I've never made coffee or espresso like that.
20:07Can't be that difficult.
20:08When I was a restaurant manager, we had espresso machines in my restaurant.
20:12And it took me a minute, because it is different.
20:15If you've never used it, it's different.
20:16Is hers in a different language, too?
20:18No.
20:19No?
20:20I don't know.
20:21But I was making designs in the milk after a while and everything.
20:26It was pretty cool.
20:27I was really excited to get this coffee machine.
20:31And now I'm looking at it like, what the hell?
20:35Oh, my God.
20:36Jenny complain about everything.
20:39Jenny make Americans look bad, yo.
20:41Yeah.
20:42I mean, pretty much everything's riding on Jenny's coffee.
20:44Right?
20:45Better not disappoint Jenny.
20:48I already forget what to do.
20:51I bet she did.
20:53Well, she'll learn, right?
20:54Yeah.
20:55Jenny, I'll come to India and teach you.
20:56I don't think you need to do...
20:57I don't think you need to go to India and teach her to use a coffee machine.
21:00Maybe I'll just FaceTime her.
21:01Jenny gonna be making coffee until the sun go down and still don't get it.
21:07Before the main ceremony begins, the priest come in to bless every shop.
21:15Wow, look at that.
21:17Yes.
21:18Oh, he's blessing it.
21:19Oh.
21:20Oh, yeah.
21:21That is kind of how the priest does it, where they throw the water.
21:23Uh-huh.
21:24It's like holy water.
21:25Mm-hmm.
21:26He spread some holy water, which was mixed with a cow urine.
21:30Hold up.
21:31Hold up.
21:32Hold up.
21:33Hold up.
21:34Hold up.
21:35Time out.
21:36Red flag.
21:37Less holding.
21:38You made a big fuss of your dad with that water from the bathroom, and you spreading cow piss all around your establishment where people gotta eat? Come on, man.
21:49Cow pee?
21:50Cow piss.
21:51Cow piss.
21:52That place probably smell like a New York City train station.
21:55I do know that cows are sacred in India.
21:59So, sacred cow urine with holy water spread around the restaurant. It's completely sanitary, and I'm sure all the food's gonna be fine and up to par. Great.
22:10We would never do something like that in America.
22:13You use holy water? We use cow urine.
22:17Yo, you might as well just say, hey, everybody. It's a restaurant and bathroom all in one. Just come here and piss.
22:24What he said, they mixed it with the holy water, so maybe it's just a dribble. Just the last shake of it.
22:31I don't care. Urine is urine. P is pee.
22:35This is bad. The Department of Health would come here and shut the restaurant down immediately.
22:40Yeah, yeah.
22:41Imagine just a flick of cow urine on your face, your Department of Health. This is not adequate.
22:47No, not at all.
22:48Now our cafe is bliss.
22:51All right. Family Cafe is open. Blast. Urine spread. Let's go.
22:56Oh, the cafe is bliss with cow pee.
23:00Yay!
23:02Yay!
23:03Yay!
23:04Yay!
23:05Yay!
23:06Yay!
23:07Yay!
23:12Jenny, are you helping?
23:13Why she looks so angry? She ain't doing nothing.
23:16Well, Jenny, what are you doing? Make your coffee, girl.
23:19You guys, you know, all I saw was food going out the door and no money coming in.
23:26Oh, it was a freebie day?
23:28I mean, those weren't big guys.
23:30Yeah, I mean, dude, they're giving away the whole restaurant.
23:33Jenny's got a problem, but she's probably right a little bit.
23:38Jenny, they giving out samples.
23:40That's the way you put on most of your base in this.
23:42You ain't help out. You just stood there, and now you criticizing everybody. Like, come on.
23:48Now I'm worried it's gonna take us longer to start making any money.
23:53And we might be stuck living with the family forever.
24:00Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever.
24:08I think there's a time and place for her to give her opinion, and it's not on the grand opening day when vibes are high.
24:13No, exactly.
24:14She's killing the vibe, dude.
24:16But good job with the cow urine and getting it blessed.
24:20Oh, yeah. I'm gonna give a little one for that.
24:22That needs to be under investigation, I think.
24:26It's been horrible since I've moved here.
24:28It's not the relationship that I had envisioned.
24:31Yeah, she hit him with that rolled up newspaper.
24:36Stop pissing on my floor, Luke.
24:38And he like...
24:42Okay, you wanted Greta's tea room.
24:44I thought, since we can't make it there, I'd bring it here.
24:46We have all these fascinators or gloves.
24:50We can feel fancy like we're in the UK.
24:52And we have a three-tier snack table here.
24:55What the bloody hell do you make me do?
24:57Do I look lovely?
24:58Lovely, darling.
24:59Oh, my darling.
25:01My darling.
25:02This looks absolutely scrum-delicious.
25:05What the heck's on here?
25:06Well, I put a little scone, some cucumber cakes.
25:09You look cute.
25:11Oh, yeah. I look frickin' adorable.
25:13Oh, and we have our dirty chai tea martini we can cheers with.
25:17Look at our pinkies.
25:18Oh.
25:19Thank you, darling, for such a lovely afternoon.
25:25So we're gonna play a game, okay?
25:26Okay.
25:27Like, whoever's the most dramatic, whoever's the funniest,
25:30we're just gonna write them on the board.
25:32All right, you do one.
25:33Okay, so who's the worst cook?
25:35Oh, all right.
25:39Hey!
25:40Hey!
25:41Sorry, Jenny.
25:42Sorry, Jenny. Love you.
25:43We need something other than spaghetti and chicken nuggets, babe.
25:45Yeah, okay.
25:46Who would you like to have a drink with?
25:48Um...
25:51Greta!
25:52Michelle!
25:53Who's Michelle?
25:54Chloe's mom.
25:55I just think we'd be getting top shelf everything.
25:58That's a good one.
25:59That's what I want.
26:00That's a good one.
26:01Oh, let's do one more.
26:02Who would look the best naked?
26:06Ready?
26:07All right.
26:08Johnny!
26:09Not available!
26:10Ahh!
26:11It's just gross to even do that with you.
26:13Okay, well.
26:14Now I'm thinking what you're thinking, and now it's gross.
26:16No, he's hot, though.
26:17Ugh.
26:18I'm gonna guess you're right.
26:19You know what is casa abierta?
26:20Yeah.
26:21House something.
26:22Open house.
26:23Lucas!
26:24Look by himself!
26:25Oh, the lone soldier!
26:27Ryan is one of my closest friends.
26:29We met in Colombia.
26:30He was married to one of Madeline's friends.
26:31Oh, he's meeting a friend that does not like Madeline.
26:32Oh, Brian.
26:33I remember him.
26:34Ah, yeah.
26:35Brian was one of the guys that got Luke in hot water at the bachelor party.
26:37I know.
26:38I know.
26:39I know.
26:40I know.
26:41I know.
26:42I know.
26:43I know.
26:44I know.
26:45I know.
26:46I know.
26:47I know.
26:48I know.
26:49I know.
26:50I know.
26:51I know.
26:52I know.
26:53I know.
26:54I know.
26:55I know.
26:56I know.
26:57You got Luke in hot water at the bachelor party.
26:59Oh, yeah.
27:00That's right.
27:01Instigator, as they say.
27:03Boo.
27:04Boo Luke's friends.
27:06Not a fan of the friends.
27:08Madeline started a rumor that I was unfaithful to my ex-wife just to get back at me telling
27:17Luke what happens when he's not there.
27:19Yeah, Luke.
27:20Yeah, Luke.
27:21Luke.
27:22See?
27:23He got on a sailor cap.
27:24His ship done sank a long time ago.
27:26He ain't even the captain of his own ship.
27:28Whoosh.
27:29Whoosh.
27:30Whoosh.
27:31Whoosh.
27:32He's lost in love with him.
27:33So you've been here for a couple of days now, right?
27:34Yeah, it's been dramatic, man.
27:36Me and Madeline got into it a couple of times.
27:39She called off the wedding.
27:41I mean, it's been stressful, man.
27:44You know?
27:45But trying to work through it.
27:47Bull .
27:48He's not making progress, Brian.
27:51That's a lie.
27:52That's it?
27:53This has all happened in a couple of freaking days?
27:55They found the first moment they saw each other.
27:58You don't put that whole thing in your mouth?
28:00Why not?
28:01I don't think they eat it like that at the tea room.
28:03You don't shove it in your mouth like that, like a baseball.
28:05How do you eat it?
28:06Half of it.
28:08Oh.
28:09Only half?
28:10Yeah.
28:11Oh, more dimmier.
28:12Put your pinky up.
28:13Pinky's up.
28:14This is messy.
28:15How can this be fancy?
28:17I feel like you have, like, Stockholm Syndrome.
28:20You know what I mean?
28:21What's that?
28:22When someone, like, kidnaps somebody and takes them hostage,
28:26then the hostage starts to fall in love with the captive.
28:29Facts.
28:30Stop.
28:31You are being controlled, brother.
28:34Do I have that?
28:36Do you have it?
28:37I'm the one that's held hostage here in Mexico.
28:40She's like a doggie.
28:41She controlling.
28:42Yeah.
28:43She hit him with that rolled up newspaper.
28:45Stop on my floor, Luke.
28:47Stop pissing on my floor, Luke.
28:49And he like...
28:55Too bad.
28:56Why do you want to be with her?
28:58Is she there for you?
28:59You haven't said one nice thing about her.
29:01That's a friend.
29:02We need that reality check, Luke.
29:04We say no nice things, man.
29:06If you can't come up with one...
29:08That's a red flag.
29:10Should Luke stay or go?
29:12Ready?
29:13Yeah.
29:14You said bye?
29:15I said bye!
29:16Yeah, I was saying...
29:17He doesn't need to just go.
29:18He needs to run.
29:19Yeah.
29:20It's not a good out.
29:21How much money did you spend on Madeline in a year?
29:24There are a lot.
29:26I think his friend is telling him straight up what's going down,
29:30and he needs to open his ears and listen,
29:33because she's taking advantage of you.
29:35You know who he needs to make a phone call to?
29:37He needs to hit up Gino.
29:39Oh, I know.
29:40Get some advice from Gino, all right?
29:42Let him know how it is.
29:44He's afraid to hear that, like,
29:46well, if you don't have any money, I don't want to be with you.
29:48Would you not see that being the case?
29:50Oh, hell yeah.
29:51She doesn't want to be poor with him.
29:53She doesn't want to be poor with anybody, but she does not want to be...
29:55She's not the type, like I told you years ago,
29:57I'd live in a chicken coop with you.
29:59With these on, of course.
30:01With my pinky up, but I'll still be in a chicken coop.
30:05It's been horrible since I've moved here.
30:09It's not the relationship that I had envisioned.
30:12I don't know.
30:13I don't know what to do.
30:15Luke never going to open his eyes.
30:17He's, like, blowing in love with him.
30:20It's open.
30:21His eyes is open, but it got, like, a Madeline contact over it.
30:25That's all you see.
30:26Madeline.
30:27Madeline.
30:28Madeline.
30:29He walked the street, he hallucinates.
30:31He see a thousand Madelines, all of them yelling at him,
30:34ripping up roses at the same time in Columbia streets.
30:37Who'd have thought that three years after we met on a vegan dating app,
30:43we would go on this journey together?
30:45There's that dating app for everything.
30:47Every single thing.
30:48I love long toenails dating app.
30:52So Jenny and Samit, you know, they live in India,
30:55and the most popular game over here is cricket.
30:57And I figured, why not we play?
30:59I'll be the bowler, you'll be the batsman.
31:01So what are the rules again?
31:02There's no wickets over here.
31:03I got to knock them down, and then you, as the batsman,
31:06got to protect them.
31:08Come on.
31:09All right?
31:10You're the batsman, remember?
31:11Yeah, I'll show you a bat.
31:13Boom!
31:15All right!
31:16One point.
31:17Lucky shot.
31:18Come on, lucky shot.
31:19I've seen that a million times.
31:21All right, little brother.
31:23Throw it like a little girl.
31:24See what you got.
31:25Boom!
31:26These wickets are going down.
31:30Come on!
31:35Oh!
31:36Oh, that's it!
31:37I won!
31:38Oh, come on!
31:39That was an accident.
31:40You see this plastic piece of crap?
31:42Cricket champion.
31:43Cricket champion?
31:44Look at that stupid game.
31:54Ooh, piggies.
31:55I love pigs.
31:56I do, too.
31:57They taste great.
31:58They taste great.
31:59Oh, it's Greta and Matthew.
32:01Last time we saw them, they were having tea.
32:03You know?
32:04Good old Greta with Matthew's mother.
32:06Greta was spilling the tea.
32:07Spilling the tea.
32:10I'm so rich.
32:11I don't think I've ever picked apples before.
32:13Really?
32:14I used to do it all the time growing up.
32:16I never have.
32:17You never picked an apple?
32:18Mm-mm.
32:19Oh, up in Ohio and Michigan, I picked so many freaking apples.
32:22That'd be cool.
32:23I always would see it in cartoons and I always wanted to.
32:25Every fall.
32:26I used to pick apples back in the days.
32:28That was fun.
32:29I didn't know being apple-picking in my life.
32:31I feel like she's in a bad apple-picking outfit.
32:35I feel like that jacket's going to get caught on every branch, you know?
32:38Yeah.
32:40I hear some snorts.
32:41Oh, my God, piggies.
32:43Oh, pigs.
32:45I hear.
32:47Sounds like you.
32:48Oh.
32:49In bed at midnight.
32:50Look how cute that thing is.
32:53Oh, my God, I want to take that one home.
32:56I think the pigs are adorable.
32:59I don't like my pigs alive.
33:00I like them deep and deep-fried.
33:03Man, them things can be dangerous, though, because they out here, too.
33:05Yeah, they eat people.
33:06Yeah, they eat you.
33:07Would you ever wrestle a pig?
33:09For what?
33:10Just to see if you take it down.
33:12You know, I got to be honest.
33:14It's never crossed my mind.
33:15Pig wrestling's a thing.
33:17Not in my gonna-do list.
33:20I think in some towns you could wrestle a pig and win 20 pounds of bacon.
33:23I don't like bacon that much.
33:25You know, who'd have thought that three years after we met on a vegan dating app, we would go on this journey together and share these experiences?
33:34There's that dating app for everything.
33:36Every single thing, really.
33:38I love long toenails dating app.
33:41There probably is one.
33:43Do you think they have a cat lovers app dating app?
33:46I don't know, but I'm gonna have a meat only.
33:48If you are vegan, it's not gonna work.
33:51You helped me be unapologetically myself, but I've been having a lot of anxiety lately because, um...
34:03She's gonna tell him she doesn't want kids.
34:06Ugh.
34:07Don't tell him right now, Greta.
34:08It's the wrong moment.
34:12I feel so unsure if I do want kids anymore.
34:16I don't think he even knows what to say.
34:18He's like, he's in utter shock.
34:20Shock.
34:21It's kinda like an apple pie in the face.
34:22Kinda.
34:23Man, it looks like he's already gonna cry.
34:25He was blind, son.
34:26Yup, just like football.
34:28Didn't see that hit coming.
34:29I think having a kid in a family life would be a major deterrent to being the type of advocate that I've always wanted to be.
34:39You'd raise amazing kids that love animals, respect animals.
34:44You've been a mom to your cat.
34:46I don't think you should see it purely from your impact.
34:49And if you don't have the time to be a mother, I will be 200% of the father.
34:56Wow, you don't see guys step up that much.
34:59Matt's just showing her, like, look, you don't have to worry about it.
35:02Like, you got me.
35:03I'll step up.
35:04Yeah.
35:05Yeah.
35:06My man politicianing for them kids.
35:09Go ahead, bro.
35:10Go ahead.
35:11Be the politician for them babies.
35:13Yeah.
35:14That spokesperson.
35:15So he wants it that bad.
35:17He's gonna get her that way.
35:18I'll do everything.
35:19Please.
35:22Still to come on 90 Day Fiance 8, The Other Way.
35:25It's still to come.
35:26It's more to see.
35:27Oh, yeah.
35:28The strip club.
35:29The rest of the season, more strippers.
35:32This is the happiest show of singing since we got here.
35:35She likes to be cool.
35:36That's why.
35:37She said, look at the old me.
35:38She better not throw no money, though, because then Dylan's gonna say something about that.
35:42I have a surprise for you.
35:46A puppy.
35:48Look.
35:49Oh, my God.
35:50It's like a little theater.
35:51That right there.
35:52Look.
35:53That's the cutest thing.
35:54Come on.
35:55Oh, my goodness.
35:56I've got one, Pattaya.
35:58Ah!
35:59Dylan's mom is the reason why we are not married today.
36:03I feel like you're a needy mother, Joe.
36:05Oh!
36:06They don't like each other.
36:08I don't know.
36:09Maybe because they're in the same age bracket.
36:10You should never tell a mother that she's needy, especially to her face.
36:14You can text it.
36:15You gotta text.
36:16I'm not needy.
36:17I'm just kidding.
36:18I'm not needy.
36:19Oh, what's wrong with Greta?
36:21Damn, why you smashing that so hard?
36:23At the beginning, I felt like he was Mr. Darcy and I was Elizabeth.
36:27Who the hell is that?
36:28Is she done?
36:29Oh, no.
36:30She is miserable.
36:31Wow.
36:32What's going on with her?
36:33She cried for the onions.
36:34She cried because she's ma.
36:35Nah, that wasn't onions.
36:36That was potatoes.
36:37Bam, bam.
36:38I already told you parents we were moving out.
36:40We are depending on them right now.
36:42We cannot move out of there.
36:43If you don't want to go with me, I guess I'll have to move out by myself.
36:44Okay, Jenny, where you moving, Jenny?
36:46Oh, my God.
36:47Yo, Jenny, when Jenny start doing that thing, I'm sorry.
36:49Who are you?
36:50Who are you?
36:51Who are you?
36:52Who are you?
36:53Who are you?
36:54Who are you?
36:55Who are you?
36:56Who are you?
36:57Who are you?
36:58Who are you?
36:59Who are you?
37:00Who are you?
37:01Yo, Jenny, when Jenny start doing that finger,
37:03you know it's something serious.
37:04Yeah.
37:05You know how many times I've yelled at the TV
37:08for her to just move back to California.
37:10I know, come be my neighbor.
37:12You're gonna be marrying my son.
37:14But it's her.
37:16Oh, Luke's dad is confronting Madeline.
37:19They both got the same hairstyle, look.
37:21They both go to the same hairdresser.
37:23Yeah.
37:26I yourself have so many doubts.
37:29I don't even know if you're gonna marry this guy.
37:31Oh, it's the wedding.
37:32I don't think she's gonna show up.
37:34Well, you know what you do?
37:35Take the dog, the hotel room, the beauty shop,
37:38and just run, girl, just run.
37:40These aren't my earrings, you .
37:43Oh!
37:45What did you do, Johnny?
37:47He probably cheated again.
37:49Did he cheat on the pirate ship?
37:51Did she catch him?
37:52I feel like I was in a relationship
37:54with a total different person.
37:56Oh, my God.
37:57Oh, my God.
37:58Oh, my God.
37:59Oh, my God.
38:00Oh, my God.
38:01Isn't it over?
38:02Oh, no.
38:03Looks like, uh, Johnny got caught cheating.
38:05Eh, no.
38:06Ah.
38:07Come on, Johnny.
38:08Wow, Mom.
38:09Wow.
38:10Later this season's gonna be epic.
38:11It's gonna be crazy.
38:12I'm excited.
38:13I got a little loosey-gooseys.
38:15Oh, there's still so much to come.
38:18Oh, my gosh.
38:19The rest of the season looks so good.
38:20So good.
38:21Man, this is getting crazy.
38:23I mean, think about Jenny.
38:24Over here is talking about moving out, leaving cement.
38:28I know.
38:29And Luke might even get married.
38:30That dog pulled the trick.
38:32That is the cutest puppy I've seen in a long time.
38:35Yeah.
38:36I mean, I might have fell for it, too.
38:38And, you know, the season has a lot yet to come.
38:41It's still alive, and it's bumping.
38:43Yeah, I'm so excited to get away for next week.
38:45And now, let's get ready for tomorrow,
38:47because it looks cool.
38:48Yeah.
38:49They prepare this long shovel and after take us.
38:52And I gotta get ready because I gotta work tomorrow.
38:55You know, Mom, I've been thinking.
38:57I saw Luke and Brian talking.
38:59I think maybe I may be getting a Stockholm Syndrome from you.
39:03Like, I think your drug's always trying to keep me here
39:05and keep me here.
39:06I like spending time with you.
39:07Yeah, but, Mom, I think I'm gonna watch it on my own next week.
39:10You'll never watch it on your own.
39:12I love you, my boy.
39:13No, I don't know if you do now.
39:14All right, then.
39:16Well, I'll see you later.
39:17All right, love you.
39:18Give me a hug, though.
39:19You feel bad.
39:20You suck at my heart.
39:21You feel bad.
39:22You suck at my heart.
39:23Bye.
39:24Don't forget you owe me for the nachos.
39:25I don't owe you .
39:26Yes, you do.
39:27I give you life, bro.
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