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00:00All right, how else can we get alcohol?

00:02Yo, guys!

00:03What's up?

00:04Fogel, where have you been, man?

00:05You almost gave me a goddamn heart attack.

00:07Let me see it.

00:08Do you pussy it out or what?

00:09No, no, man. I got it. It's flawless. Check it.

00:13Hawaii.

00:14Uh-huh.

00:15All right, that's good. It's hard to trace, I guess.

00:17Wait, you changed your name to McLovin?

00:21Uh-uh.

00:22McLovin?

00:24What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogel?

00:26What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?

00:28No, they let you pick any name you want when you get down there.

00:30And you landed on McLovin?

00:32Yeah, I was between that and Muhammad.

00:34Why the fuck would it be between that and Muhammad?

00:37Why don't you just pick a common name like a normal person?

00:39Muhammad is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book for once.

00:42Fogel, have you ever actually met anyone named Muhammad?

00:44Have you actually ever met anyone named McLovin?

00:46No, that's why you picked a dumb fucking name.

00:48Fuck you.

00:49Give me that.

00:50All right, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number one.

00:54Number two, it doesn't even have a first name. It just says McLovin.

00:57What? What name? What name?

00:59Who are you, Seal?

01:01Fogel?

01:02His ID says you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?

01:05Seth, Seth, Seth, listen up, ass face.

01:07Every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with their fake IDs,

01:11and every single one says they're 21.

01:13How many 21-year-olds do you think there are in this town?

01:15It's called fucking strategy, all right?

01:16Let's stay calm, okay? Let's not lose our heads.

01:18It's a fine ID. It's gonna work. It's passable, okay?

01:22This isn't terrible. I mean, it's up to you, Fogel.

01:25This guy's either gonna think, here's another kid with a fake ID,

01:28or here's McLovin, the 25-year-old Hawaiian organ donor.

01:32Okay? So what's it gonna be?

01:35I am McLovin.

01:37No, you're not. No one's McLovin.

01:39McLovin's never existed because that's a made-up, dumb fucking fairytale name, you fuck!

01:43Jeez, man, it'll work. Give it a chance.

01:46Did you move my... Where is my car?

01:57Hope Piggy can run.

02:13How old are you?

02:1722.

02:19You certainly are. That'll be $80.

02:22Oh, okay. Shaw, thank you kindly. Will that do?

02:27Certainly will. Thank you, Seth.

02:30Hey, thank you.

02:39Oh.

02:40You dropped your purse, ma'am. Would you like some help with your groceries?

02:45Well, that would be lovely, young man. Would you like me to buy you alcohol?

02:51That would be lovely. Enjoy your remaining years.

02:55I will. Enjoy fucking jewels.

02:58I will!

03:10Don't do it, kid.

03:24I never had a choice.

03:34Who killed her?

03:37No!

03:38What is all this stolen liquor, Danny Ocean? Did you hide it up your butt?

03:51Piss off! I was gonna do it, but there was a security breach.

03:54You never would have done it.

03:56Let's go to the liquor store and watch your stupid ID get rejected.

03:59Wait, uh, I'm gonna go put my vest back in my locker.

04:03Hello, Mindy.

04:18I love that stuff. Been drinking it for years.

04:22You know, I heard they recently decided to add more hops to it.

04:25Um, okay. I'm gonna need to see some identification.

04:36Really?

04:38Makes me feel young again.

04:39Oh, shit, it's Carrie Hutchins.

04:45She had the biggest tits I've ever seen, I think.

04:50Yeah, I heard she got breast reduction surgery.

04:52What? Making your tits smaller?

04:54That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a gorgeous gift.

04:57She had back problems, man.

04:59And it's not just making them smaller.

05:00They completely reshape them.

05:02They make them more supple and symmetrical.

05:04I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks.

05:07Let's make a move.

05:10She's going around the corner.

05:11Come on!

05:18Okay.

05:19Your total is $96.59.

05:21Ah!

05:22Ah!

05:23Ah!

05:24Ah!

05:25Ah!

05:26Ah!

05:27Ah!

05:28Ah!

05:29Ah!

05:30Ah!

05:31Ah!

05:32Ah!

05:33I don't believe it!

05:34Are you okay, mister?

05:35Ah!

05:36What the shit was that?

05:38Ah!

05:39Ah!

05:40I don't believe it.

05:41I don't believe it!

05:42I don't believe it!

05:44I don't believe it!

05:46I don't know, man.

05:47I think she looked better before.

05:48But now that she can jog comfortably, she's in the best shape of her.

05:50Oh.

05:51What is this?

05:52What's that?

05:53Oh, man.

05:56Holy shit!

05:57They busted Fogle.

05:58How did this happen, Evan?

05:59Fuck, man!

06:00His dad's gonna fucking kill him!

06:04Spread your shit!

06:05Get on the ground!

06:07Get your shit!

06:08Get on the ground!

06:09Get on the ground!

06:10Get on the ground!

06:11Get on the ground!

06:12Get on the ground!

06:14Get on the ground!

06:15Get on the ground!

06:17Get on the ground!

06:19Loaded gun, ready to go. Spread your shit!

06:22Pussies on the pavement, fellas. Come on!

06:25Please don't shoot, sir.

06:27Please don't shoot your shit up! Spread your shit!

06:30I am the law, okay?

06:33Now hold hands.

06:35What? Why?

06:37Because you don't want an asshole where your face used to be.

06:40Wailing Jennings. Hold his fucking hand!

06:42Fucking hold my hand. There.

06:44That's not so hard, is it?

06:46Here, McLovin, have a cigarette.

06:48Smoke up. Life's short, you know?

06:52Suck it in, my friend.

06:54Suck it long and deep.

06:56Enjoy it.

06:58McLovin, McLovin, McLovin, McLovin.

07:02You like Officer Slater and myself?

07:05Yeah. You guys are awesome.

07:08Thanks. We really like you too, McLovin.

07:11So here's what's about to happen.

07:13We're gonna arrest these two guys,

07:15and you're gonna write a witness report saying

07:17they leapt out in front of our car like madmen,

07:19and there was nothing we can do to avoid hitting them.

07:21Sound cool?

07:23Yeah, it's fine.

07:25Good.

07:26That's good.

07:27Pretend he's your little sister.

07:28Your little sister.

07:29What the picture?

07:31What the fuck?

08:01What the fuck?

08:02What the fuck?

08:03What the fuck?

08:04What the fuck?

08:05What the fuck?

08:06Shit!

08:07Shit!

08:08Run! Run!

08:10Hold on, I gotta...

08:11I gotta get all the food!

08:12Dad, what up?

08:13It's Lovin' Bill!

08:14Chase the kid!

08:15What the fuck?

08:16I gotta get all the food!

08:17Dad, what up?

08:18It's Lovin' Bill!

08:20Chase the kid!

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