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00:00Previously on Love Island Australia.
00:10The boy that I would like to couple up with is Mick.
00:13Tamara and Mateo made a steal.
00:16The girl I would like to couple up with is Lacey.
00:20Lacey? You look pretty shocked by that.
00:23Yeah.
00:25And after a recoupling.
00:28The boy I would like to couple up with is...
00:30Rossy baby.
00:31Connor.
00:32Jotham.
00:34Yana made a heartbreaking decision.
00:37The boy I would like to couple up with tonight is...
00:40Kai.
00:42And Cooper and his cowboy hat went bye-bye.
00:46Yee-haw.
00:48Toonight!
00:52I can't tell if he likes me or not.
00:57Does Ross give a toss?
01:00He physically seemed distant to me.
01:02I feel like we've just been a bit...
01:04...stagnant.
01:06And the Islanders sample some forbidden fruit.
01:10It was sexy.
01:11It was fun.
01:12We're normally so vanilla.
01:14But not everyone...
01:16Makes me look like a mug.
01:17Too can buy that guy.
01:18Likes the taste.
01:20If you're gonna kiss your ex, don't promise me that you're not going to kiss your ex.
01:25Kiss your ex.
01:26Kiss your ex.
01:27I'm done.
01:28What do you mean?
01:29You're gonna suck his face?
01:30Like what do you want me to do?
01:31Just go, oh yeah cool and just get mugged off?
01:33But how is that fair?
01:35Kai, just off.
01:36Just go.
01:37What a joke, eh?
01:38What a joke, eh?
01:40A night of high drama and recoupling saw Yana having to choose between Cooper and ex-boyfriend Kai.
02:02It was a simple choice.
02:03Her ex, who allegedly cheated on her and has been macking on with her best friend in front of her.
02:08Or Cooper, with whom she had no beef.
02:11Unfortunately for Cooper, Yana's an absolute carnivore.
02:21How are you feeling?
02:22You all?
02:23I'm fucking full on.
02:25You all?
02:26Yeah.
02:27It's a bit hard now.
02:28I'm gonna leave the chat with y'all.
02:30Yeah.
02:31All right.
02:36The elements are better here.
02:38I'm good.
02:39Yeah.
02:42How you feeling?
02:44Hey.
02:49Don't think I like you.
02:53I don't say anything.
02:54Sit.
02:57Yeah, I'm spacious, eh?
03:01Oh, that's a bit wet.
03:04Before anything, I just want to let you know I didn't pick you to be with you.
03:09I picked you because I know that you have a connection in here.
03:12Yeah, I'm very grateful that you chose me.
03:14Yeah.
03:15But that wouldn't have been easy for you.
03:17Yeah.
03:18And I want you to pursue that because I know she likes you a lot and you like her a lot.
03:24And I know that Cooper didn't really have a connection in here and I wouldn't feel comfortable.
03:31I'm trying to get a connection with him.
03:34So, yeah.
03:38I don't know what to say.
03:41I wanted to give you the chance for the...
03:44Even though it fucking kills me to watch, but...
03:49I appreciate that.
03:51I actually really do.
03:52That's actually really nice.
03:55Yeah, I'm actually stunned.
03:57I don't even have a lot to say.
03:58Well, thank you.
04:01I don't even know how I'm out of here, actually.
04:04No, if I'm honest with you.
04:05Yeah, I wanted to see you walk out of those walls so badly.
04:08I'm not going to lie.
04:09Mm.
04:10I bet you did.
04:11But, yeah, at the end of the day, I'd rather hurt one person than two.
04:18So...
04:20It's very mature.
04:21I hope Kai has the smarts tonight to know that I have the bed and he's on the day bed because, yeah, he owes me a solid after that.
04:34Fabulous.
04:35I'm so good at this.
04:36How many pillows am I getting?
04:38There's going to be no chair left.
04:39There you go.
04:39Take a seat.
04:41I've got a nice sort of thing going on with Tamara, you know?
04:43It's kind of what I wanted.
04:45A model, tall, skinny, beautiful, coming in, picking me.
04:51It's great, you know?
04:53Did you have an idea of who Mateo was going to pick?
04:56No.
04:57I could not...
04:58Well, yeah.
04:59I thought he was going to pick you, aren't I?
05:00I did, too.
05:01Yeah, that surprised me.
05:04And then I knew she was going to pick hard, to be honest.
05:07Yeah, I did, too.
05:08Although, I'm going to say no surprise, but I knew.
05:10Okay, anyway.
05:11All right, give me a call.
05:21Okay.
05:22Okay.
05:31You're still a c**t, I swear to God.
05:33I still hate your c*****g guts.
05:37Oh, my goodness, mate.
05:38I think Yannan likes me to...
05:40Oh, he's walking with his hand, isn't he?
05:42Yeah, he's still a gentleman.
05:43Still a gentleman, but they literally hated each other.
05:46Yeah, but that's a nice story, isn't it?
05:48That's, like, real love coming back.
05:51Do you think that they could possibly...
05:53Like, yeah.
05:54I... yeah.
05:55I don't know if I'm meant to say that, but I think it...
05:58I know.
05:59Hey, guys.
06:00Come hang out.
06:02I really want to hang out with you.
06:05If I'm honest with y'all.
06:09Yeah.
06:13Um...
06:13I don't think...
06:18I'm going to have a chat after you're done.
06:22Of course.
06:24Um...
06:25Yeah, this whole situation
06:29has been really messy.
06:31Um...
06:32And I can understand that would have been really hard.
06:34Mm.
06:34And weird thing for Yana.
06:37Yeah, of course.
06:38Weird thing for him, weird thing for me.
06:40Mm-hmm.
06:41Like, it's...
06:41The whole thing is just the biggest headache.
06:44Mm-hmm.
06:44And a mess.
06:45Mm-hmm.
06:46Like, that ex situation.
06:48Mm-hmm.
06:48Oh, my God.
06:49Oh, my God.
06:49Mateo picking me.
06:51I was not expecting that.
06:53Like, babes.
06:55The titties were, in fact, very blindsided.
06:58Especially my right one.
06:59Because this one's, like, more, like, stronger, like, very more powerful.
07:04She was blindsided, babe.
07:05Your face fed down there with your...
07:10Babe, I was not expecting that.
07:12Yeah, yeah.
07:13I didn't think you would be, anyways.
07:14But do you know what?
07:15I feel like we did have a really cool chat.
07:18Mm.
07:19Are you excited?
07:21I'm curious.
07:21Yeah, I'm...
07:22I'm curious to know.
07:23Honestly, honestly.
07:25Mixed emotions.
07:27Like...
07:27Yeah.
07:28Yeah, mixed emotions.
07:30Um...
07:30What do you mean?
07:31Like...
07:36I...
07:37I don't know.
07:41Yeah.
07:42Cool.
07:44Yeah, it's a weird, weird situation.
07:47Like, I feel like no guy wants to pick a girl
07:49and them having, like, that mixed emotions about that choice.
07:53I know it was so, like, sudden and she hasn't had time to process it,
07:56but it also gave me a sense of she doesn't really know 100% what she wants.
08:01So, could you put it on me?
08:07Baby, you've got one and it's so, could you put it on me?
08:10Yeah.
08:13And so you're sleeping on the day bed?
08:16Yeah, I don't know.
08:17It's not even yet, but, yeah.
08:18Because I could go back to bed with old mate if you want.
08:20Well, I don't know.
08:21I don't want anything.
08:22Oh, I don't want anything.
08:24Okay.
08:25Not at all.
08:26Mm.
08:26I genuinely did think that Kai was going to be going home tonight,
08:34so I never want to take a kiss from Kai for granted again.
08:38Mm.
08:41What?
08:44Mm.
08:45I'm happy.
08:48I'm happy.
08:48I'm happy.
08:49Oh, it's been a crazy fucking night.
09:03Take your bloody hands out of your bloody penis.
09:05Shh.
09:05Stop making it sauce.
09:07You just make it sauce yourself, babe.
09:09No, I'm drawn.
09:11Damn boy.
09:12Is it sad?
09:13Oh, my God.
09:18His peepee went yay-yay.
09:20And I was like, nay-nay.
09:22Sorry.
09:24Speaking of small erections,
09:25did you know the Villa team erected the teepee in just 30 minutes?
09:29They're the best.
09:30Irish queen Tamara now sits on this erection to chat to Mateo.
09:34It's a tent, you perverts.
09:36Hi.
09:36How are you?
09:37Good, how are you?
09:38I just wanted to give you a minute to...
09:41To?
09:41Breathe?
09:42Just, yeah.
09:42Yeah.
09:43Nah, I've kind of processed it and stuff.
09:45I'm, like, happy now.
09:47How do you feel?
09:48I feel like Mick, who obviously I picked,
09:53who's right there.
09:54Yeah.
09:58He's very funny.
09:59Yeah, he is.
09:59He's got really good banter,
10:01and I don't think everyone gets his humour.
10:03What a do, baby.
10:05But I think his humour is so funny.
10:07Like, I think he's hysterical.
10:08Yeah, definitely.
10:08So, yeah, I definitely was, like, out of everyone,
10:11I was, like, I'll be the most comfortable.
10:13Yeah, of course, of course.
10:14Like, with him.
10:15Or would you say your, like, ideal man is that you'd bring home to mum?
10:19I feel like I just like someone who's funny and nice.
10:22Yeah, okay, cool.
10:23Who's got good family values, too.
10:24Mm, definitely.
10:25Looks-wise, tall, dark and handsome.
10:28Mm.
10:28Tattered.
10:29Really?
10:30Mm-hmm.
10:31Like, how tattered?
10:32As tattered as possible.
10:35Yeah, right.
10:36Yeah, we definitely vibe.
10:37Like, definitely vibe.
10:38Hey, boys.
10:39Yancey, boo.
10:40Hi.
10:41How are you?
10:41How are you?
10:41How are you going?
10:42Good?
10:43You look happy chubby tonight.
10:44Do I?
10:45Yeah.
10:46Oh, smiley, I'm happy for you.
10:48Thanks, babe.
10:49She's having a bit of a chat to Matteo down there, though.
10:51You're all right?
10:52No, I feel good.
10:53I think she's a vibe with Matteo.
10:56I find him mighty boring.
10:59I don't really see Matteo as a threat, if I'm honest.
11:02Like, if anything, he's a bit of a mini-me, but maybe not as cool.
11:05So, at the end of the day, I'm in bed with her tonight, and he's not.
11:09What car do you drive?
11:10An Audi.
11:11Really?
11:11Yeah.
11:12Yeah, nice.
11:12Guess what I'll drive.
11:13Oh, okay.
11:15No one ever guesses.
11:16Okay.
11:17Is it like a van?
11:19It's a van.
11:20Yes, nice luck, friend.
11:21Oh, my God, I win.
11:23All the cars I've owned, I've named them.
11:26It's all the same, right?
11:26All the same.
11:27Nice.
11:28My Audi's Anastasia.
11:31Like 50 shades.
11:32Yeah.
11:32Nice.
11:33Yeah.
11:33Nice.
11:34Come on.
11:34It's an Audi.
11:35And then the Vans, because it's a French vanilla color, it's like a baguette, because it looks
11:41like a baguette.
11:41A baguette, yeah.
11:43I don't even know if it's baguette or baguette.
11:45I say baguette.
11:45Oh, my goodness.
11:54I'm definitely surprised with how good my first chat is going with Mateo.
11:57I definitely think I get butterfly vibes.
12:00He makes me very, like, smiley.
12:03And, yeah, I definitely feel like I kind of light up around him a little bit.
12:06Mm.
12:07Yeah, I know.
12:08Sorry, I'm just getting fucking lost in your eyes.
12:11Jesus Christ.
12:12It's crazy.
12:13Guys, the Spanish culture minister is here for an inspection.
12:34They think we're making a cooking show.
12:36No kissing for the next 10 minutes.
12:39I said no kissing.
12:40No kissing.
12:41What am I, a joke to you?
12:43So you're a saint or a sinner?
12:46I don't know, babe.
12:48What's a saint?
12:49A good person.
12:50Babe, I think a saint.
12:51No, you're wrong.
12:52You're wrong.
12:53Babe, a saint is a devil, and a sinner is a good person.
12:57Purple, devil.
12:58Purple, pink, pink.
13:00Angel, devil.
13:01Yeah, mate, are you colourblind or something?
13:03That's purple, and that's purple.
13:04That is pink, and that is pink.
13:06Yeah, well, you're a loser.
13:08And you look awful.
13:09Yeah, so what's your plan tonight?
13:12Get a whole bed to yourself.
13:12Yeah, I want to have a bed to myself on a starfish.
13:18I used to be bleach blonde.
13:19It looks like, like, obviously brunette, but like golden.
13:23Aw, you're so sweet.
13:24Is that?
13:25Yeah, is that good?
13:25I'm glad that's where you're going.
13:26How are you going?
13:27Good.
13:28Chocolate.
13:28I just feel like...
13:31What?
13:34Yeah, I just feel like we're really vibing.
13:36Yeah, I'm loving it.
13:40Yeah.
13:40I don't feel like this is forced at all.
13:43And I was not expecting this coming into the villa.
13:45I think that's what's, like, taken me back the most, is, like, I'm so open, so I knew, like, the possibility was there.
13:52But for it to be, like, the first girl I couple up with is just, like, what's the plan here?
13:58Like, what's going on?
13:59Yeah.
14:00But I'm loving it.
14:02Like, I can't actually really put it into words, to be honest.
14:05It just feels good.
14:07I'm just, like, I always find myself just, like, looking for you.
14:11100%.
14:12Yeah.
14:12Everyone's noticing me.
14:13The girl's like, oh, look, we know why he looks at you.
14:16And so, like...
14:16Yeah.
14:19Aw, well, that's our cute quota done for the day.
14:22Lacey, you're up.
14:24Now.
14:25Now.
14:25I don't know if you're like a cuddly kind of guy.
14:29In the bed.
14:30Yeah.
14:31So, if you are, you're going to hate me for this.
14:33Why?
14:34Oh, you're so cute.
14:35What?
14:37So, Kai is going to sleep in the daybed.
14:40Really?
14:41Because, like, him and Yana.
14:43Yeah, of course, of course, of course.
14:44It's pretty.
14:45That's totally fine.
14:46So, I'm thinking I want to go sleep in the daybed with you.
14:49That's fine.
14:50Yeah.
14:50But, like, I don't want you thinking, oh, my God, I'm completely off here.
14:54No, no, not at all.
14:55Not at all.
14:56It was just obviously, like...
14:57Because I do like your vibe.
14:58Yeah.
14:58I do really, really like our chat.
15:00Mm-hmm.
15:00And I think it's really cool.
15:02Mm-hmm.
15:05Lacey telling me this, I feel like it's kind of, like, turned me off a bit.
15:09I'm not going to lie.
15:10Like, I'm all about, you know, finding a true connection for everyone in here.
15:14So, if that's where her, obviously, head and feelings are at, that's fine.
15:18But I won't be making an effort.
15:21No, I won't be.
15:22I want to give you a cuddle.
15:30I want to give you a cuddle.
15:31You're an absolute legend.
15:33You've got big balls, babe.
15:35I'll give you that.
15:36It's been a little bit crazy.
15:38I've been a little bit hurt.
15:41Now I'm looking for somebody to love again.
15:44Hi.
15:45Hi.
15:46Here come the cuddle buddies.
15:48Can you lie down, please?
15:52You want me to lie down?
15:53I have to grab my pillow.
15:56Sorry, babe.
15:57Oh, sorry.
15:58Sorry, babe.
15:59Oh, no, your hair is wet.
16:01Yeah, it's sad as him.
16:02Oh, my God.
16:03Night, Lacey.
16:04Night, babe.
16:06Have a good seat.
16:06Night, guys.
16:07Night, guys.
16:08Night, guys.
16:09Love you all.
16:10Oh, already kicking my pillow off.
16:12Nice.
16:13Yeah.
16:14Oh.
16:15Good night, everyone.
16:17Good night.
16:18Love you.
16:18Sleep tight, Bella.
16:19I couldn't leave him out in the freezing bloody cold
16:23with those cockroaches and moths and flies and mozzies.
16:27So, princess over here is, in fact, non-princessing right now
16:34for a man, which I thought I would never be having to do
16:37in my life ever.
16:43Little breastplate boy.
16:49But now I found you
16:50Never gonna fall
16:55But now I found you
17:00Your love was never gonna fall
17:04But now I found you
17:09I know you think
17:17That it makes
17:18It better
17:18Gives you everything
17:20Cos it's your evil
17:21Go get her
17:22Hey, Pinky, I speak Flamingo
17:23Give us the juicy goss from last night
17:25Watch her see
17:26Quiet!
17:31Legacy can hear you
17:32Oh, Christ
17:34It's the right field
17:38And it's certainly the right time
17:41Morning people
17:42Morning
17:43Good day in the villa
17:44Good morning
17:46How'd you sleep?
17:48I slept good
17:49Yeah, you can build me a princess castle for sleeping out here with you
17:54This is my eyebrows
17:59Yeah, they look great
18:00But pushy?
18:01No, not pushy
18:02I think you just slept on them
18:03I figured they're all going in different directions
18:05Sharing the day bed with Kai outside last night was actually really romantic
18:14I feel like it did make us closer
18:17What it do, baby?
18:27So what do you think, um, what do you think Mario is going to do with your missus?
18:37I don't know, ba, honestly
18:39Do you reckon he'll win her over?
18:41Nah, no way, mate
18:42You reckon?
18:42Look at me, ba
18:43Handsome man he is
18:44Hold on, hold on full second, mate
18:47I think he's into my missus
18:59Yeah, he definitely is into her
19:01Do you reckon?
19:02Do you reckon?
19:03Yeah
19:04I think he's into my missus
19:08Yeah, he definitely is into her
19:11Yeah
19:12They had a chat there, I think, last night
19:14Yesterday, yeah
19:15Yeah
19:15Matty boy's come in
19:16Big little Mateo
19:18Mick 2.0, I'd say
19:19Mick Junior
19:20You know, he's seeming like he's seeking a bit of inspiration from me here
19:23And, um, maybe even trying to get my girl
19:28Butt
19:31Back yourself, see how you go
19:33Back myself
19:35If he wants to make his moves on her, like, I'm happy for him
19:37Like, go ahead, brother
19:39Game on
19:44Oh, he's in budgies
19:46Oh my god, baby's so zesty
19:48Sorry
19:49He needs to pull them down a little bit
19:50Yeah, they're like, too high
19:52They're very distracting over there
19:54They're so distracting
19:55Stop looking at them
19:56Girls
19:57Okay, sorry
19:58Trying to get the girl's attention
19:59But all they can do is stare at the man, like
20:01Oh my god, wow, he is so hot
20:02I mean, respectfully
20:03Fair enough
20:04I would, too
20:06What about you and Rossi?
20:07Yeah, how's this going?
20:08I don't know
20:13I can't tell if he likes me or not
20:14Like, even in bedtime, like, as well
20:16It's just like, alright, goodnight
20:18Roll over and go to sleep
20:19Like, we're not very intimate
20:20So I'm actually deadass
20:22I'm just like, babe, if you like me, can't tell
20:24No
20:25But if you don't, then maybe just let me know
20:26So I can stop
20:27Yeah, I feel like you just need to have like an actual serious chat
20:29Correct
20:30Because you're like, having all this fun, like, friendly banter
20:32But like, what's he doing?
20:33We haven't had a serious chat
20:34What's he doing?
20:35Like, and if someone walks in tomorrow
20:36Exactly
20:37If someone walks in tomorrow, like, sold
20:38Like, he needs, like, he needs to realise that he can lose you
20:41Yeah
20:42And like, I'm sorry, but you're a bad bitch
20:43He really needs to step up his game
20:45I love you, Roscoe
20:46And I want the best for you
20:47Because there's always a bomb around the corner
20:49They need to remember that
20:50Yeah
20:51Yeah
20:52Wait, where is he?
20:53He's hanging
20:54You all right there, doll?
20:55Are you trying to eavesdrop?
20:56What are you doing there?
20:57Oh, no
20:58No, I'm just like, trying to figure out my entry point
21:00Go on, we're talking about you
21:01Hurry up
21:02He was definitely trying to fucking eavesdrop
21:07Rossi, baby, we know what you're doing, okay?
21:08Don't make out you're trying to hear something in the water
21:10Because there's no sounds under there, okay?
21:11So then, I woke up this morning and I just sort of like
21:14Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
21:16I was like, affectionate but I just sort of let him be
21:17And then he just wasn't very affectionate or anything
21:18No, I was observing it this morning because I wasn't
21:19I observed, I noticed it last night without you having to tell me
21:20Yeah
21:21And went, hmm
21:22Yeah, so
21:23I'm just saying, like, I'm not saying it to get in your head
21:24But I'm saying it to validate you and I can see where you're coming from
21:26Yeah
21:27Can you please go to that end of the pool?
21:29What?
21:30Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
21:43I'm trying to talk about you
21:45I'm doing laps, like pick a private, pick a private
21:47Do laps over near the flamingo
21:49He's so funny
21:51You can whisper, you want?
21:53Anyway
21:54Okay, well, so today, I think I need to talk to you
21:57Basically say, babes, do you like me? Cannot tell
22:01What do you think of the Ross and Sharon sitch, Pinky?
22:07Never mind
22:09Coming up
22:11Give it to me
22:13A juicy challenge
22:16Turns from sweet to sour
22:21What's going on?
22:22If Connor is being disingenuous, adios amigos
22:25Because I do not tolerate that fucking shit for a second
22:27I'll draw you in like a moth to a flame
22:42There's romance everywhere on the streets of Spain
22:45How lovely
22:46There's romance in the villa too, you know
22:48Look!
22:49See?
22:50Romance
22:51And
22:53Motor
22:54Boatmance
22:55Well, it's diminishing returns really
22:56We work with what we have
22:58Except Sharon
22:59Your energy was so flat this morning
23:00But I suppose you did just wake up
23:03I was just getting used to
23:04Being around all these people
23:05Yeah
23:06And all this energy, like
23:08I understand that
23:09Yeah
23:10But I did say to the girls
23:11Just then and they noticed it too
23:12I was like
23:13I actually
23:14I actually can't tell if Ross likes me or not
23:17Because you're so
23:18Really?
23:19Yeah
23:20Because you're so
23:21You're too chill
23:22And you're not overly affectionate
23:24And you're not very overly
23:25Like
23:27Like
23:28You physically seem distant to me
23:29Like
23:30Do I?
23:31Like physically
23:32Not right now
23:33Like
23:34Yesterday
23:35During the day
23:36Like
23:37We're not really like
23:38Ever together
23:39We're sort of off
23:40Doing our own thing
23:41So I'm like
23:42Ooh
23:43Maybe he doesn't actually like me
23:45Because he seems to be
23:46Not around me
23:47No
23:48No I do like you
23:49Of course
23:50Okay
23:51Well maybe just make
23:52It more obvious
23:53That you like me
23:54I'm sorry
23:55Like what
23:56What would it look like
23:57More, more
23:58You don't even kiss me in bed
24:00Like you don't even
24:01Like
24:02Like
24:03We don't
24:04We're not very physically affectionate
24:05I love cuddling you in bed
24:06Yeah but like
24:07Bro
24:08We like
24:09Kiss goodnight and then that's it
24:12Well the first night
24:13You literally told me
24:14Like
24:15I'm not gonna hook up
24:16I'm not gonna make out with you
24:17Like in bed
24:18It was day one
24:19Yeah but
24:20Well still
24:21I mean
24:22It just put me on the back foot
24:23Of like
24:24Okay maybe she doesn't like
24:25That much forward affection
24:26Oh no I do
24:27Well I thought it was more just like
24:28That wasn't what you wanted to do
24:29I didn't know it was
24:30Cause it was night one
24:31No it was night one
24:32Right
24:35She made it clear that she does want to make out in the bed
24:37And I guess I just had in the back of my mind
24:39That's not something she wants to do
24:40Cause that's what she told me
24:41You know
24:42Yeah I feel like we've been very
24:44I'm glad we cleared that up
24:45Yeah
24:46I feel like we've just been a bit
24:48Stagnant the last few days
24:50We haven't
24:51You wanna take it to the next level
24:52Or
24:53You know
24:54Some night time kisses
24:55Little hook up
24:56If you want my love just ask me
25:00No pressure
25:01Oh
25:02Oh
25:03Oh
25:04Yeah what princess would I be?
25:05Like do you think?
25:06Cinderella?
25:07Do you think?
25:08Oh wait
25:09Do you know princess?
25:10Not really
25:11Maybe like fucking tangled with short hair or something
25:12Cause she's a bit of a bad bitch
25:13What's her name?
25:14Tangled
25:15What's her actual name?
25:16Yeah
25:17Yeah
25:18What's her actual name?
25:19Is her real name Rapunzel?
25:20Oh yeah that's the one
25:21Honestly I feel like I'm a mix of princesses
25:24I feel like I have every single ball sack from each princess and I've just like built like this
25:45Batty girly little pink princess with these fat big juicy balls
25:51That's the princess I think I am
25:53I really wanna tan today
25:56Princess Balsak and her best friend Zex coming to a theatre near you
26:01Also currently playing Tamara and Mateo chat while Mick rubs his face in a hat
26:07How do you feel about Leigh sleeping out here?
26:11Like I obviously understand it
26:13Yeah
26:14Do I think she's as open as she said she was to me? Maybe not? Does that make sense?
26:20Okay so did she tell you she was open for you?
26:22Oh 100%
26:23Okay
26:24Like I probably wouldn't have picked her if it wasn't for that
26:26No I totally get that
26:27Yeah
26:28Because I feel like when they're talking I feel like they they tell each other they're
26:33pretty locked in
26:34Yeah
26:35So I don't it's interesting
26:36It is interesting eh
26:38How are you feeling towards your like couple?
26:41Good but I definitely feel like
26:44He doesn't take a lot of stuff seriously
26:47Okay
26:48So like even sometimes I'll ask him a serious question he'll answer with a joke
26:51And I'm like okay but are you gonna give me the actual answer and he doesn't
26:55So I'm just like okay
26:56I'm like
26:57And what do you do you like that or do you like like what?
27:00Nah like I like the humour for sure
27:01Of course
27:02But I'm like it can't be all jokes all the time I feel like
27:04Yeah yeah of course of course
27:05So like I feel like when I talk to you you actually
27:06When push comes to shove yeah
27:07Yeah like I feel like when I talk to you you actually give me genuine answers
27:10So yeah I'm like I feel like I don't know a lot about him
27:12Okay interesting
27:14I'll tell you one thing
27:18Yeah bro
27:19I fucking
27:20I think I got an ick
27:22Oh no
27:23Yeah
27:24Physical ick?
27:25Yeah
27:26Nah just this faked hand on the hands really
27:28Oh okay
27:29I can't unsee it bro
27:30Yeah yeah
27:31It is like she's just sticked her hand in a honey jar
27:34Yeah well
27:37I'm icked out bro
27:39Nah sometimes I've been able to overcome an ick
27:42Nah nah mate she's gonna need some like bicarb soda and lemon on those hands
27:45Hey that's fine
27:46I mean look Sian's probably a bit on the demanding pushy side for my kind of chick too
27:51Can I see?
27:52Tarn is?
27:53Yeah
27:54You feel that?
27:55Yeah but like she's not perfect I'm sure I'm not perfect in her eyes
27:57Like I've gotten over icks before like quite quickly when you really think about it
28:02And it's not a big it's not a big deal
28:03It's really not because it's a temporary thing
28:05But like she's Irish bro so she's always gonna be white
28:08And I like tans
28:10Oh
28:12It's a very very minor ick to have
28:15But I do truly think that he's setting himself up for
28:18Maybe she's into Matteo
28:20And if he gets dropped from that couple
28:23At least he'll have a reason that he's preempted
28:25And he'll be okay with it
28:26Do you know what I mean?
28:27Like it's a defence mechanism to protect his ego I think
28:30He's gone for it mate
28:31I'm joking
28:32I'm joking
28:33I'm joking
28:34Well
28:35Fair play to him he needs to
28:36Let him yeah
28:37Yeah I know but like
28:38I think I need another bomb
28:40Yeah for sure
28:43It's early days too
28:44It is it is
28:45I mean I've only talked to you last night for the first time
28:47Yeah yeah
28:48Yeah I was like this is like our second conversation
28:49I feel like that kind of like was like what the fuck I didn't expect that at all
28:53What?
28:54I just didn't expect us to click
28:55I feel like coming in like we just probably just kind of shut each other off
28:58Because we're like the new bombshells and what not
29:00And then I feel like you and I get along
29:02Yeah we definitely do
29:03Just like you know when you kind of just get someone
29:06Yeah I feel like we're kind of somewhat on the same level for sure
29:08Yeah yeah yeah
29:09It helps
29:10Same like maturity
29:11Same
29:12Yeah
29:13Same bet
29:14Like it's just like it's all there
29:15We're balancing out pretty well
29:16Yeah I agree
29:17Yeah for sure
29:18Matteo just got this really calm energy about him
29:22I think he shares a lot more more voluntarily without you kind of having to dig as much
29:27And it's been really nice getting to know him
29:31Don't worry our Irish queen your fake tan hands are perfect
29:36As the Islanders play about
29:38Ross has decided to start the girls primary school education from scratch
29:43Gabby
29:44Gabby and Lacey this is a strawberry okay
29:47Oh
29:48Ross
29:49I got a two
29:51Off
29:52Oh
29:54No
29:55No
29:56No
29:57I'm scared
29:58Islanders
29:59Prepare your peaches and plums
30:01It's time to find out what the superfans really think about you.
30:05Oh!
30:08You're off to the Garden of Eden for today's challenge.
30:11Forbidden fruit.
30:13Hashtag original sin.
30:15Hashtag rotten or ripe.
30:17Have they seen you, Trance?
30:19I'm guessing we're all going to hell.
30:21Superfans, God, what have they been seeing?
30:23I'm a little bit nervous.
30:24I do have a bit of a loud mouth, so...
30:26Ah, sorry.
30:28I wish I had an arse.
30:29Maybe I should put another pair of undies on under the inches.
30:31Yeah, I'd be patting the backside more than the front, mate.
30:38Do you think that this could, like,
30:40possibly stir the pot between people a little?
30:42I think so, yeah.
30:46You're literally rocking a sock.
30:50Oh, yeah, baby.
30:52Well, it looks alright, doesn't it?
30:54Does it look fake?
30:56Is it going to be drama? Is it going to be tears?
30:58Is there going to be laughing?
31:00I actually have no idea.
31:02It's bloody different every single day in here.
31:05No.
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31:32Ah, umdi stuffed with socks and happy faces.
31:34Oh, I'm the stuffed with socks and happy faces.
31:54I can't see either staying intact
31:56because a diehard group of fans known as the superfans
32:00have been watching a feed from the villa
32:02and now the Islanders are about to get their first insight
32:05into what the superfans think of them.
32:08It's Forbidden Thrill.
32:13Couples will make a sexy entrance to the Garden of Eden.
32:17An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
32:19And one big bite of my banana
32:21is going to keep you up on that, baby girl.
32:24Oh, my God!
32:26Give it to me.
32:28Was it hot and sexy?
32:30I would say it was more messy and gross,
32:33but that's part of the fun, isn't it?
32:34They then read a question that was put to the superfans.
32:38What percentage of superfans
32:40thinks Tamara and Mick could win Love Island as a couple?
32:44I really don't know what the superfans are going to be thinking,
32:47but we're going to run with hi.
32:49We think the answer is 70%.
32:52We think the answer is 17%.
32:56We've known each other for 24 hours, love.
33:00It's boys versus girls and the Islander closest to the correct percentage wins.
33:06The correct answer is 15%.
33:09I think it was a fair reflection.
33:13We've had a good initial connection, but it's so new and fresh.
33:16Oh, I think Tamara and I would definitely have better chemistry.
33:22Next to fondle some forbidden fruit, it's Sharon and Ross.
33:26Oh, Ross!
33:28Yes, darling?
33:28My papaya's throbbing for you.
33:30Oh, baby!
33:34It was my first time going down to papaya, and I kind of liked it.
33:38Always a good move to see the men.
33:41Pleasure the papaya first, ladies first, please and thank you.
33:48Ross and I are very excited to spice this challenge up.
33:51We're making it extra wet, baby!
33:53What percentage of superfans think that Sharon and Ross have good sexual chemistry?
33:59Oh!
34:01Oh, that's rough because we've been talking about it.
34:04Earlier today, we chatted this all out.
34:06I definitely know that this one will be low.
34:08Ross and I have not been on the same page about our intimacy.
34:11We think the answer is 18%.
34:14Ooh!
34:15We think the answer is 30%.
34:18Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
34:20The correct answer is...
34:2324%.
34:26Oh, man!
34:27Oh, smack bang in the middle!
34:29Pretty good.
34:29Oh, shit!
34:31Yeah, but I know I feel differently, babe.
34:33So do I.
34:34Moving forward, that 24% is way too low in my mind.
34:38I think more kissing and a bit more PDA.
34:42Let's get that shit up.
34:43Let's get that shit up.
34:45Woo!
34:47Oh!
34:47I'm so hungry.
34:49I need some food.
34:51Oh!
34:52Can I offer you some fresh melon?
34:54No!
34:54Oh!
34:54Oh!
34:55I was up in there, like, melon, melon.
35:04Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
35:06Go and make it dinner like a ten-course meal.
35:09Oh, my God.
35:09My kiss with Jotham is sexy.
35:11It's spicy.
35:12It's spicy.
35:12What percentage of superfans think Gabby could have her head turned by a new bum?
35:20Oh!
35:21I am literally with Jotham 24-7 in here.
35:25I think we have probably one of the strongest connections in here.
35:28But I don't know how I'm coming across.
35:30We think the answer is 50%.
35:32We think the answer is 50%.
35:37The correct answer is 69%.
35:45So 70% of them think I'm going to have my head turned.
35:5169%.
35:52Yeah.
35:5269%?
35:54I'm, like, actually shocked.
35:55Never say never, but I feel like I'm really locked in with Jotham,
35:58and I don't think another man could turn my head.
36:04Look, I think that her head will change.
36:07I'm not going to lie.
36:08If someone gave her enough attention, you know, anything could happen.
36:14There's nothing better than a big, juicy peach.
36:17Oh!
36:19You can say that again!
36:20The kiss of Connor, it was actually so good.
36:31It was sexy, it was fruity, it was fun.
36:35We're normally so vanilla.
36:37What percentage of super fans think that Connor is genuinely looking for love?
36:42100%, 100%.
36:47What do you reckon?
36:48I think 90+.
36:50Connor's a lover boy.
36:51This one's high for sure.
36:52We think the number is 92%.
36:56We think the answer is 91%.
36:59Oh!
37:02I'm in here for the right reasons.
37:04This one's going to be high.
37:05The correct answer is...
37:0911%.
37:11What are they saying that we're not?
37:20Yeah, what are they saying that we're not, boys?
37:23Look, look, what do they know?
37:26Ah, it was a bit of a what the fuck.
37:29I'm here for love, but believe what you want to believe.
37:34Oh, I shouldn't kiss back.
37:36Oh.
37:37I feel so rattled.
37:39If Connor is being disingenuous, one thing I've learned since coming to Spain is how to
37:44say adios amigos, because I do not tolerate that fucking shit for a second, and I never
37:49will.
37:49Mmm, what a lovely pair.
37:56Thanks, babe.
37:57I grew them myself.
37:58Oh!
37:58Oh!
37:58Oh!
37:59Oh!
37:59Oh!
37:59Oh!
38:00Oh!
38:00Oh!
38:01Oh!
38:02Oh!
38:02Oh!
38:03Oh!
38:03Oh!
38:04Oh!
38:04Oh!
38:05Oh!
38:05Oh!
38:06Oh!
38:06Oh!
38:07Oh!
38:08Oh!
38:08Oh!
38:09Oh!
38:09Oh!
38:10Oh!
38:10Oh!
38:11Oh!
38:18Oh!
38:18Oh!
38:19Oh!
38:20Oh!
38:21Oh!
38:22Oh!
38:23Oh!
38:24Oh!
38:25Oh!
38:27Oh!
38:28Oh!
38:28Oh!
38:29That was fucking hard to watch.
38:30What percentage of superfans think Matteo is the most genuine islander in the villa?
38:38I'm genuinely in this villa looking for love. That answer should be like a million percent.
38:43Eleven percent?
38:45Fifteen percent?
38:46Yeah.
38:47All us girls think that this is going to be low.
38:49We think the answer is 65 percent.
38:52We think that the number is 11 percent.
38:56Oh, fuck yous. That's crazy. That's crazy.
39:00It's hard not to be insulted by that.
39:02I literally stopped my life to come on here for love and for that to kind of get shoved in your face.
39:08I don't know. It was like a kick in the like dick.
39:10The correct answer is...
39:15Ninety percent.
39:17Ninety?
39:20Ninety. Matteo, let's go.
39:22Sorry. We love you.
39:24Don't be sorry. You're alright.
39:26He's one of the most genuine people I've ever met.
39:28So I understood why he was upset that the girls put his percentage so low.
39:38Help me, my plums are leaking.
39:42Did someone call a plumber?
39:47Go girl!
39:48Yeah, I definitely knew Lacey would have been looking at me, but fuck, after her kissing from the tail, two can play that game.
40:04Oh my God!
40:06Oh my God!
40:08Oh my God!
40:10Oh my God!
40:12If we were gonna go tit for tat, mate, I'll always win that game, so yeah.
40:16That's restless. That's actually restless.
40:18That's what it is, cause he told me he wouldn't touch her again.
40:22Kai, if you're gonna kiss your ex, don't promise me that you're not going to kiss your ex.
40:28You know what I mean? Like, don't make a promise that you can't keep.
40:32What percentage of superfans think Yana and Kai will end up boyfriend and girlfriend again?
40:43This one's so hard. I am absolutely on the edge of my seat.
40:47Things with Kai and Lacey are going well, but Kai and Yana, they're exes in one bedroom together sharing a bed.
40:56We think the answer is 85%.
41:00I agree.
41:01We think the answer is 70%.
41:06The correct answer is...
41:1352%.
41:15Ooh!
41:16Split the group. Split the group.
41:18I think the superfans would like to maybe see a love story come out of this, but yeah, I don't know.
41:25When are you guys getting back together?
41:28I mean, Yana and Kai is exciting, definitely.
41:31Like, I like the idea of it.
41:32I think it's cute.
41:33I think it's like a romance movie, really.
41:34Maybe a bit of a tragic one, but nonetheless, still a good story.
41:38He has been telling me that he's all for me.
41:44He doesn't want anyone else, and he wants nothing to do with her.
41:47I just feel like, why can't there just be one time where I don't have to get hurt?
41:57I just don't understand.
41:59Like, all I want is just a normal relationship.
42:04The forbidden fruit challenge has left a sour taste.
42:13Thankfully, work experience Lucy is outside with the cattle prod to make sure the islanders look happy upon their return.
42:20Yes, five hit.
42:21Yes, five hit.
42:22Five hit.
42:23Let's chat, girls.
42:24Let's chat.
42:25How is everyone feeling?
42:26Because that was quite intense.
42:27How do you feel about your answer?
42:28I don't know.
42:29I feel like I can't.
42:30I think you guys know me the best.
42:31That was the biggest curveball of the night.
42:32Yeah.
42:33Yeah.
42:34I don't think I faked myself once in years.
42:35What percentage was that again?
42:36Eleven.
42:37Eleven.
42:38Eleven?
42:39Oh, shit.
42:40Do you know what I think it is?
42:41I think you're shifting.
42:42Is there a thing of coming here with a game plan of just being in love and staying in love?
42:54Because you haven't opened yourself up enough to a different person?
42:58Yeah.
42:59I think it's just a good moisture for a bit.
43:01Because you haven't opened yourself up enough to different people. Yeah, I haven't given other people chances
43:05Yeah, but why would you when you got something strong going on? That's my point. It obviously doesn't sound great
43:09The last thing I'd want Izzy to think is that I'm just sort of in here to play a game
43:13I'm just pretty desperate to have a chat to her and just see where her head's at. Are you wigged out? Yeah, yeah
43:19Are you ready? Yeah, a little. Do you doubt it or?
43:21Um, because I just don't know what's being said behind my back and that rigs me up because I feel like
43:25I've been around so many ingenuine people in my life and I'm like just don't want to like
43:29Yeah, how'd that happen to me again? Do you like I'm actually starting to?
43:33Catch feelings. Yeah, that one deep down. I've been feeling is this too good speech through?
43:38I feel like my guard is coming down and to hear that just makes me feel really uncomfortable and vulnerable and exposed
43:45All right, you wanna be? Oh, yeah me
43:47I think 50-50 is like fair enough for them. Yeah, like I have been upset
43:52Yeah, you are exes. It was recent. Yeah, it is exes. It was recent. They're not sure. So like it's not like they're sure or anything really
43:59Mm-hmm. How are you feeling doll? Um, oh
44:04I don't know. I feel like I feel like this just happens to me. Sorry. It's not I'm not upset at you, babe. Yeah
44:12I'm sorry. No, I knew this is coming. It's okay, baby. Take your time. Oh
44:18I wanted to fuck off from that day brief
44:21Talk to us. That was a lie. Talk to us. How are you feeling? Talk. I think it's like the fact that like every time I'm
44:28Happy with someone it just gets taken away. Like I'm always the one that like puts on my heart
44:34Oh, baby. No, that's okay. I feel like he's like it's okay
44:39I just feel like I feel like I get more upset at myself
44:44Because when I do like someone I do kind of just really
44:48Love so easily and like that's why I just get hurt because I just I
44:57Want to talk about the next big thing was um Lacey's reaction. Yeah. Yeah
45:01I feel like Lacey's burning eyes into you as if it's your choice
45:05Like she got in there they got into it like juicy all that shit. Like if she can challenge me
45:10Yeah, if she can go in there and just do that
45:12Like what do you fuck? I'm just gonna go. Oh, yeah, cool. Like, you know what I mean?
45:14It's a double standard there like she's going and getting into her kiss, but then you're not allowed to
45:19Yeah, I mean I can see why Kai's upset like she's painting him a bit as the bad guy again
45:24Like what which is kind of what happened to me in a sense, you know
45:27I don't know man like it's a it's given off quite immature vibes to be honest with you
45:32I'm just thinking like she's going around in circles. She doesn't know what she wants and down from one triangle to another
45:37And I don't really want that in a woman at all. So
45:40Yeah
45:41You honestly don't like conserve your energy. Yeah, and only give it to the people
45:44Yeah, when they do yeah, I think you'd be a mirror to the I can wait for him to speak to you about it
45:50Don't go to him. I'm not gonna get it. Yeah, I think the girls like yeah, yeah, don't say anything to know
45:54No, no, no, no, no, no, no. He doesn't pull me. Yeah, and reassure me. Yeah, I don't want that
46:00No, yeah, but I came to come reassure you. Yeah, yeah
46:09Don't only 11% of the super fans think Connor is genuinely looking for love in the villa
46:15Don't worry pal. Only 11% of viewers think my jokes are funny. I still have a job. You'll be fine
46:20I wasn't expecting that like I'm a good judge of character. Yeah, but then like obviously
46:27Everyone else has seen a different thing and it like kind of like
46:30Stresses me out. Of course. Yeah, it's not nice to hear. Why do you think that they rated you 11%?
46:36I try not to read into it because I know what we've got. Yeah
46:39I just don't want you to like I just don't want to be with someone who's like coming on here for exposure and like yeah
46:43No, I'm saying a game because like I'm not staying with you to play it safe
46:47I'm staying with you because I genuinely like you for me
46:49It's just making me question how genuine he actually is because my biggest fear that I'm being partnered up with someone who's not actually coming to this
46:56Villa for love if I wanted to
46:59Be in here and stay in here as long as I could I think I'd be keeping my options a bit more open
47:04Like I didn't even talk to tomorrow when she come in
47:06Do you know what I mean? Like I haven't I haven't even showed half the people in here who I am because I'm set on you
47:13Like I want to get to know you trust is
47:15so important in a relationship and I don't expect her to just give it to me
47:19But I think I've earned it pretty well in here. There's nothing you're not telling me that no, okay
47:24Yeah, like I said, we just have to trust each other. Yeah, because it will come out exactly and I will find out yes exactly like I said, baby
47:31Keep on keeping on
47:36When you're a dad you're gonna make the most embarrassing jokes
47:38I feel like he was very honest with me, so I'm gonna trust Connor, but I still will have my wits about me. I don't fuck around
47:44Okay, I'm glad we talked
47:50Mmm, it's nice and cold. Is it? Let me have a nice hit
48:00I'm very happy with the way that conversation ended and it ended on a kiss so
48:05super fans
48:07Lacey was upset that Kai kissed Yana so passionately in the challenge and has been waiting so long for him to come chat to her that she's fallen into a deep sleep
48:16I think he's a real mysterious man. I think there's a full number side to you that no one knows
48:20Ah, priorities Kai. Princess Ballsack needs true love's kiss
48:25I feel it. I feel like he's a copper mate. I feel like he's in it. I'm so tired
48:32The fact that he didn't really try to pull me for a chat, I think I'm done. I'm ready to turn lesbian
48:39So sign me up
48:45Or maybe I'm not gonna have anyone I don't know what the word is for that
48:50But what's the word when you're just into yourself and you're into no one else cuz that's where I'm at
48:55Okay, babe, I girls. I just need to sit on the toilet and fart for a second. Okay? Anything?
49:01Oh, fuck loose. It's like I can't be out
49:03Nah
49:06I'm just done. Like I can't be fucked. I'm mentally checked out
49:10With everything. I think you really need to chat to him first before you check
49:14No, but he's showing that he doesn't care. He doesn't give a flying fuck
49:18He's out there fucking yappy yappy yappy shinnies
49:20Yeah
49:20More shit comes out of his mouth than his asshole, that's for sure
49:23Yeah
49:23More shit comes out of Cara's mouth, than his asshole, he's got no balls, he's a little girl
49:31He's got no balls, he's a little girl, it's an actually inverted dick, what a little shit
49:39Um, I think his behavior is giving like inverted dick behavior
49:46Like your dick
49:48is actually inverted
49:51through your asshole
49:54and it's pushing the shit
49:57right up through your mouth
49:59That's why he talks so much shit
50:01You can fuck right off hey
50:05More shit comes out of your mouth than your asshole, babe
50:09What do you mean? You can't say that
50:12Nah, I'm done
50:13I'm actually done
50:14What do you mean? You sit there and fucking say
50:16like you're gonna be neutral about it
50:18and not do that and you go and suck his face like nothing
50:20get him pretty much suck your tits
50:21Like what do you want me to do? Just go, oh yeah cool and just get mugged off
50:24We both said like we wanted to be neutral about it and like you go and do that
50:28Like it's pretty shit
50:29He just kind of stood there and was like yeah we should go for it
50:32I don't even know what he really said to be honest
50:34because his vocabulary is like the vocabulary of a two-year-old
50:38Do you not get where I'm coming from?
50:40I feel like if I just didn't do anything then I'll just look like an absolute mug
50:42You can just leave, just go
50:44What?
50:45Just actually just go
50:46I don't really want, I actually don't want anything to do with you anymore
50:51But how is that fair?
50:52It's a different situation babe
50:55What's so like, so you want, you just want to neck on with everyone you want?
50:59Kai just fuck off, just go
51:00Fucking piss take that, fuck me dude
51:03You're a fucking piss take
51:05What a joke eh, what a joke mate
51:22Handsome prince inverted dick has come to the pool
51:39Having just told princess ball sack she was a joke
51:42After she told him to F off
51:45If Disney doesn't bid for the rights to make this film
51:48They can kiss next year's box office goodbye
51:51Just get the good times on my mind
51:54Bye man
51:57Okay
51:57Is she still just, nah, done
51:59What, who?
52:01What, then
52:01What?
52:04I'll just pull past you, you're a fucker
52:05I don't know
52:06You're a, I don't want to, she blew up in the game
52:09I can't believe you're a, you're a, you can't even say that
52:12Like, when I was like, what's the thing, I'm not that kiss, any girl this whole time
52:16You can neck on every single boy
52:18Because you've got a different
52:19I'm like, you know, it's a piss take and you get the fuck out, we're done
52:23I'm like, yeah, righto bud
52:24Um, yeah, I just told Kai to fuck off
52:29Because I did just want him to fuck right off
52:33Okay, how was that fair?
52:35So much, yeah
52:35How was that fair, bro?
52:36And that was like, she just pretty much called me in
52:38Just like, got embarrassed me
52:39And I was like, well, how's that? Like, she called you in just to tell you that
52:42She goes, you're a fucking joke
52:44And I went in there and just threw him a door going, like, how's that fair?
52:46And like, yeah
52:47Kai walking down to the port, he was definitely quite heated
52:51Like, you think you're gonna fucking treat me like that?
52:54Just not really making sense of himself either
52:56Just spitting words out kind of thing
52:57It's definitely a familiar act
53:02So I know what was going on there
53:03I watch my assistant shrink
53:08Oh, Lace
53:13I'm gonna cut off, babe
53:15Nah, I'm okay
53:16I think I'm just so done
53:18Like, I'm so mentally drained, babe
53:19I think you guys need to have a proper chat, though
53:21Like, just
53:21Who's idea was it?
53:24To bring in cockhead Kai?
53:26I think you guys need to just have a chat
53:32When you both aren't like
53:33Obviously it's hated right now
53:35Come and have a normal conversation with me
53:37Don't walk past smirking at me
53:38I'm sick and tired
53:44Of the male species
53:46Every single conversation I have with a man
53:50And I somehow lose more brain cells
53:53And it's almost as if I don't
53:57Like, I already don't have brain cells
53:59But I'm just going in the negatives
54:01I know you guys are hated right now
54:03Don't settle
54:05You guys need to have a proper chat
54:07When you both aren't hated
54:07I'm just slow and drain, babe
54:09I have no
54:10I have nothing left in me
54:12To, like
54:13I know how you feel
54:13I know how you feel
54:15I'm literally becoming a therapist
54:16For my ex-boyfriend
54:17And my best friend
54:18To get together
54:19Like, what's going on here?
54:22Ah
54:22Another day in paradise, eh?
54:24Another day in paradise
54:25Another day in paradise
54:26Kai!
54:32Hey mate, did you
54:33Huh?
54:34Kai!
54:37Do you want to go for a chat?
54:39Hmm
54:41Where?
54:47Where are?
54:49There?
54:50Sure
54:51The fact that I had to pull you for a chat
54:53Is fucking pissing me off
54:54What do you mean?
54:55I've been trying to talk to you
54:56And you said no like three times
54:57You literally just
54:58Like, you didn't really try
54:59Let's be real
55:00Come on
55:00Ah
55:01I feel like it's so dull
55:05I get where you're coming from
55:06But I feel like it's such double standards
55:08When we both say like
55:09Let's not
55:09But you said to me
55:11You promise you won't do that again
55:12Knowing how much it hurt me
55:13Yeah, if you show me mutual respect
55:15And you're on the same base
55:16I have
55:17Then you go and suck his face
55:22It was not to that extent
55:25Come on
55:26But how does that lay out?
55:26You know that
55:27How does it lay that elbow?
55:28You know that
55:29I've never tried to intentionally hurt you
55:32Whereas you've intentionally hurt me
55:34I'm not intentionally doing anything
55:35I'm intentionally not hurting myself
55:36Well yeah, you did babe
55:36Because you literally said
55:38Oh, well she kissed old mate
55:39So I'm going to
55:40Yeah, let's do it
55:41Well look, I'm not going to make a mug out of myself
55:43But this is what I'm saying
55:44You're saying that I'm playing games
55:45But that to me is playing games
55:46You think this is
55:47Yeah, I'm playing
55:47I'm just playing what you're playing
55:48That's how I say
55:49I'm not playing games, Kai, though
55:50This is what I'm saying
55:51Well then I don't know what you're doing then
55:52You tell me one thing there
55:54And then you do the opposite
55:55You've done it the whole time
55:56So do you get where I'm coming from?
55:59I have not done it the whole time
56:00I never wanted to do that
56:01Well then don't do it
56:03This is what I'm saying
56:04You don't have to do it
56:05Just to get back at me
56:06That's what I'm saying
56:07It's like childish behaviour
56:08The whole time you've been playing games with me
56:15Are you fucking kidding me?
56:17It's been tit for tat the whole fucking time
56:19It hasn't, Kai
56:19It has
56:20It has not been tit for tat
56:21It has the whole fucking time
56:22No, it hasn't
56:23It's just him being a gaslighting motherfucker
56:26Like it just makes no sense to me at all
56:29And like it just doesn't
56:31It just fuck, oh
56:32Honestly, I would not have cared
56:34If it was anyone else
56:36It's just the fact that you have said
56:38You want nothing to do here
56:39And I am, yeah
56:39And like look at the situation
56:40And every single time you've been put in a position
56:42To prove that to me
56:43You've like
56:44Yeah and you're not proving it to me either
56:46With the banana snap
56:47Oh, you're actually a joke
56:48You're actually a joke
56:50I don't know
56:50I'll have fun with you new boys
56:52I'm cutting with you
56:52Because I'm done with this shit
56:53Like I don't know what you want me to do
56:55Treat me like a mug
56:57As much as I sound like a complete fucking idiot
57:03I was really, really starting to like him
57:10Sure, it looks like there's a lot of turmoil in the villa
57:30But I can assure you next time
57:33There is plenty of romance
57:35Oh, and a massive fire pit with a dumping
57:38No one will see you coming
57:38Next time
57:41There's high romance on horseback
57:46Wait, mine's gone to the toilet
57:48Oh yeah
57:49You let it go, baby
57:51And in the hideaway
57:54Can't believe we're having alone time
57:56I have been thinking about alone time with Jotham so much
57:59Like, oh, he's so sexy
58:01Then
58:03I wish I was here for a chit chat
58:05But unfortunately
58:07This isn't a social visit
58:09A selfie-sized surprise
58:12Will all the boys please stand up?
58:15Tonight
58:16Someone will be dumped
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