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00:00What's that Lindsay? You're gonna get a boyfriend with an 8-pack and make out with him in front of the entire school
00:05And if it doesn't happen this semester, you're gonna run around naked for everyone to see?
00:10She couldn't even bag a loser from the robotics team, much less a guy with an 8-pack
00:22It's my last year at school. Everyone is in love
00:30Except me
00:46I can't see what little loser Lindsay's writing about. Is she calculating the probability of ever getting a date?
00:51Give me back my notebook
00:54Oh my god, you wanna lose your virginity before graduation?
01:00You're still a virgin?
01:02I have the perfect guy for you.
01:03See that little fatty over there?
01:05I think maybe if we cover up your ugly face in some chocolate, you might just have a shot
01:10I'm not like you. I don't fall for guys who are as dumb and shallow as your boyfriends
01:14Are you saying I have bad taste in men?
01:17I'm saying it's not my fault that your two-timing ex-boyfriends gave you an STD
01:21What's that Lindsay? You're gonna get a boyfriend with an 8-pack and make out with him in front of the entire school
01:30And if it doesn't happen this semester, you're gonna run around naked for everyone to see?
01:36Wow, Lynn!
01:37I never said that
01:39She couldn't even bag a loser from the robotics team, much less a guy with an 8-pack
01:43Yeah, that prude little version would never agree to a dare like that
01:47Who said I wouldn't?
01:49I guess we'll see then, won't we?
01:51Either you show up with your boyfriend with an 8-pack
01:53Or you run around naked for everyone to see
01:57I'd get a boob job now if I were you
02:05You just wait and see
02:07Kyle, why can't you pretend to be my boyfriend?
02:10We don't even go to the same school, no one would know
02:13Do you want me to commit social suicide?
02:15Sorry Liz, I just can't be your fake boyfriend because
02:18I'm... well...
02:23Are you kidding me?
02:25We are supposed to be best friends
02:27You guys are dating behind my back
02:29How could you not tell me?
02:31Hey, uh, it's your 18th birthday
02:33Just blow out the candle and wish for a boyfriend
02:36Yeah
02:41God, please send me a hot boyfriend
02:43I don't want to run around the school naked
02:56What the heck?
02:57My wish came true
03:06Hey, Linz, I'll be working late tonight
03:19Happy 18th, little sis
03:21I've got a special gift to kick off your first year of adulthood
03:24It's one of my company's latest high-tech products
03:27It's designed to feel just like real skin
03:29Honestly, it might be better than a real boyfriend
03:32Enjoy XOXO
03:36Better than human?
03:38Oh god, did Julie send me a hyper-realistic sex bot?
03:43What are you doing?
03:54You can talk, too?
03:58God, technology's impressive
04:00Julie must have spent a fortune on you
04:02Julie must have spent a fortune on you
04:04You're the most hyper-realistic robot I've ever seen
04:07What?
04:09Aren't you a... a sex robot?
04:13I'm not a robot
04:18You're real?
04:19And why are you naked in my bed?
04:22You pervert!
04:26Can you stop?
04:27This is Coach Johnson's place, right?
04:29Yeah, I'm his new starter
04:31You know my dad?
04:32Yeah
04:33I've never seen you before
04:34And?
04:49Okay
04:51Can you just be quiet, please?
04:53And I will explain everything
05:06So, why are you in my house?
05:08I'm here to play football at Maple Hill Academy
05:11And Coach Johnson, he got me a scholarship and said that he'd house me here
05:14So I'll be staying here until the end of the season
05:17So, you're like an exchange student
05:20Why are you in my room?
05:22A naked, no less
05:24Total pervert
05:25Okay, you're the one who thought I was a sex robot and got to second base without my consent
05:29So, who's the pervert here?
05:31It was dark in my room
05:33But you shouldn't be in my bed anyway
05:35Come on, I'll show you to the guest room
05:47No, no, no!
05:49No, no, no!
05:59Geez, his eyelashes are longer than mine
06:02He's gorgeous
06:04Wait, why don't I ask him to be my boyfriend?
06:07I could totally kill my sexless loser image if I slept with him
06:10What are you doing?
06:14That's my dad
06:16Lindsay!
06:19Lindsay!
06:20Wayne!
06:21Looks like you two have already met
06:22Getting along just fine
06:25Um...
06:26That's not the point, Dad
06:28Didn't he want to tell me that a stranger was living in our house?
06:30Sorry, Lindsay
06:32Wayne's scholarship didn't cover boarding
06:34I had no choice but to take him in
06:36So you just stuck him in my room?
06:38Oh, I'm sorry, that was...
06:40That was my bed
06:41I went into the room
06:42I didn't know
06:43Your door's first door on the left
06:45Have a good night, Wayne
06:46Need to talk to Lindsay
06:48Thanks, coach
06:49Have a good night
07:00Dad?
07:01Lindsay
07:02Wayne is a star player
07:04Took a lot of hard work to get him here
07:06He's gonna take our team to the next level
07:08I hope you can...
07:09Leave him alone
07:10And not distract him
07:12Me?
07:13Distract him?
07:14Dad, it's my birthday today
07:16And the first thing you say when you walk in
07:18Is to not distract your star player
07:20God, you only care about football
07:22You were too busy with the team to see mom before she dies
07:25You know what?
07:26I should have never thought you were gonna change
07:28I won't distract your star player
07:30I'm just a star player
07:36Does she not remember me?
07:47Ew!
07:48This is the gift?
07:49I want a real boyfriend, not a vibrator
07:51Not a vibrator
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