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00:00:00Hello, hello, hello!
00:00:02Yes!
00:00:03Previously on RuPaul's Drag Race UK,
00:00:05you're going to be starring in the live,
00:00:08rusical production of Peter Pansy.
00:00:12Yes!
00:00:15Don't let your heart go, rice.
00:00:18Plastic surgery is so great.
00:00:21Myth and a tongue.
00:00:30Tayris, compared to other people,
00:00:32your performance was a bit kind of a similar note throughout.
00:00:36Sally TM, you stood out,
00:00:39and sometimes in the wrong way.
00:00:42El Vos.
00:00:43Your voice is dynamic.
00:00:45Page three.
00:00:47It's about having magic, and you did.
00:00:49Condragulations, you are both the winners
00:00:51of this week's challenge.
00:00:53Oh, my God!
00:00:55Oh, my God!
00:00:56Tayris Mongardi.
00:00:58Shantae, you stay.
00:01:01Sally TM, sashay away.
00:01:05I'll see you in court.
00:01:06Goodbye!
00:01:20Oh, Sally.
00:01:22Sally.
00:01:23We're back in the workroom, and I've just sent Sally home.
00:01:26This is, like, weird gal.
00:01:30Oh, Sally.
00:01:31Sally, Sally, Sally TM.
00:01:33And it's devastating, but, you know,
00:01:35it's the name of the game, innit?
00:01:37Thank you for making me feel like a star.
00:01:41Sally TM.
00:01:43Oh.
00:01:44Honestly, girl.
00:01:45And I feel like the minute she realizes that,
00:01:47like, everything's gonna change for her.
00:01:49Yeah.
00:01:50I mean, like...
00:01:51Sally was just such a big personality in this workroom.
00:01:55Oh, gosh.
00:01:57She's just unapologetically Sally.
00:02:00Oh, my days.
00:02:02Sally.
00:02:03Girl, being in the bottom, rough.
00:02:05I didn't know that I had it until the minute she said my name,
00:02:07you know?
00:02:08You ate it up, though, girl.
00:02:09Yeah, you did so.
00:02:10You really did.
00:02:11She was genuinely just so unique.
00:02:12One of a kind.
00:02:13Like, one of a kind.
00:02:14There's no one doing it like Sally TM.
00:02:16We love you, Sally.
00:02:17Love you, Sally.
00:02:19All right, divas, my hooves are growling.
00:02:22Let's go sit down.
00:02:23Sally had a badge.
00:02:26Sally was doing good in this competition.
00:02:28Her going home now, it just opens up a whole new playing field.
00:02:32Anything could happen.
00:02:34Well, listen, girls.
00:02:36Congratulations to our two winners.
00:02:41Oh, my God.
00:02:42I am so happy that we won it together.
00:02:44I know.
00:02:45I really didn't know what way it was gonna go.
00:02:48How do you feel with two badges?
00:02:50I just feel amazing.
00:02:51I feel like everything I've come to this competition to do,
00:02:54I'm doing.
00:02:55I'm so proud of me.
00:02:56Killing it.
00:02:57How are you feeling?
00:02:58I know you've been gunning for it, girl.
00:03:00I have been gunning for it.
00:03:01But I'm really glad to have finally got a badge.
00:03:05As much as I am happy for Paige,
00:03:07that should have been my win.
00:03:08I guess Peter and Wendy have flown
00:03:10and left the old dog at home.
00:03:13Just watch them from the window, I guess.
00:03:17Tyrus and Katrin,
00:03:19you're the last remaining queens without a badge.
00:03:22Do you think this little romance has gotten in the way?
00:03:24Are you too distracted?
00:03:27I don't think that was my problem this week.
00:03:29I feel like my problem was that I didn't pop off as a croc.
00:03:33That's a bit ominous.
00:03:34I think it's time for the Welsh to take over the kingdom again.
00:03:37Oh.
00:03:38Oh, again.
00:03:39Have you taken over yet?
00:03:40All right.
00:03:41Why do you feel like you haven't won about you?
00:03:42I don't know!
00:03:46I feel like everyone was really, really strong.
00:03:48Was anyone shocked that I didn't lip sync?
00:03:51I knew as soon as I walked into Untouch,
00:03:53you had a look on your face when I said that my critiques were good.
00:03:56No, I didn't.
00:03:57No, that wasn't a reaction.
00:03:58You did? I saw it.
00:03:59I thought, out of all the roles, you had the easiest role.
00:04:02If we were talking about who delivered the most in the performance aspect of it,
00:04:07you were at the bottom of the pack.
00:04:09It was a solo role though, which I do think is a bit more,
00:04:12you've got to take all of the attention onto yourself.
00:04:14I guess there's pros and cons to it.
00:04:16I just thought you kind of...
00:04:18You thought I was shit.
00:04:21I'm not going to sit here and pretend I didn't say it,
00:04:23so I'll say what I said.
00:04:24No, I won't listen. I don't care.
00:04:26It is what it is, girl.
00:04:28Don't ask for the opinion you can't take.
00:04:31Right, Peter, shall we go to the second star to the right,
00:04:34or wherever it was?
00:04:35Let's D-dry!
00:04:36Let's D-dry!
00:04:37Come on!
00:04:38Come on, two badges!
00:04:39Come on, quick!
00:04:40Rip it!
00:04:43So now I am part of the very small,
00:04:45don't have a badge club.
00:04:47We're the no badge girls now, that's so muggy.
00:04:51It feels like some of these girls are starting to steam ahead.
00:04:54You can't fight this!
00:04:57And I'm coming out from behind, honey, as all good tops do.
00:05:01That's horrid, that is horrid.
00:05:03You...
00:05:04Gosh!
00:05:05This week, I just need to pull out all the stops.
00:05:07Pick a sword.
00:05:08Oh!
00:05:09Oh!
00:05:10Eyes on the prize.
00:05:11I'm God.
00:05:12If I've got to push someone down the stairs, I will.
00:05:17I'm going to show these girls that Katrin Felix is a star,
00:05:20and I'm coming for that crown.
00:05:22I dub thee.
00:05:24Madam Dickhead.
00:05:30The winner crowned the UK's next drag race superstar,
00:05:33will receive a cash prize of £25,000.
00:05:38Tonight, with Michelle Visage, Alan Carr,
00:05:42and extra special guest judge, Susan Wilkoma.
00:05:45Move all day great.
00:05:46Say the best Jack we win.
00:05:47Jack we win.
00:05:48It's a new day in the workroom.
00:05:51I've won my first badge.
00:05:52Ding.
00:05:53Dong.
00:05:54I'm back.
00:05:55How are you feeling, Paige?
00:05:56You've got a new addition.
00:05:57What do you mean, how am I feeling?
00:05:58I feel bloody fabulous.
00:06:00Page three has finally won her first badge, and I'm happy for her.
00:06:01Oh.
00:06:02Are you?
00:06:03Yeah.
00:06:04I am.
00:06:05God, at least she's stopped talking about not having a badge.
00:06:06Congratulations to Ella on her second badge.
00:06:08Well, I'm nice.
00:06:09That's why she's got a nice badge.
00:06:10And it's like aunchy pack so I can't believe that.
00:06:11It's good.
00:06:12How are you feeling, Paige?
00:06:13All right.
00:06:14This one's too big.
00:06:15It's such a mess.
00:06:16It's great.
00:06:17It's great.
00:06:18It's great.
00:06:19I'm good.
00:06:20And it's great.
00:06:21You've got a good gift.
00:06:22You've got a good gift.
00:06:24You've got a good gift.
00:06:25Yeah.
00:06:27I am.
00:06:27God, at least you stopped talking about not having a badge.
00:06:32Congratulations to Ella on her second badge.
00:06:37I just can't believe it.
00:06:38Well, actually, I can.
00:06:41Any chance when I give one to the less fortunate, please?
00:06:44I give enough to Charity.
00:06:48How is everyone else feeling?
00:06:50Bonnie, you had a lot to say about me last week.
00:06:53I did. Oh, my God.
00:06:55You've had quite a few.
00:06:56So opinionated.
00:06:57You are, but not to my face.
00:07:00Oh, she's still upset about that?
00:07:02OK.
00:07:03This is a lot of tension for first thing in the morning.
00:07:06Maxa just likes people talking about her.
00:07:08I do.
00:07:09I also like to hear what people have to say,
00:07:11because if it's something that I need to hear.
00:07:12Well, apparently, you don't like to hear what people say,
00:07:14because you bite back if we give her honest opinion.
00:07:16I do.
00:07:16I asked, and then I wanted to know if there was anything else
00:07:19you had to say before we moved on from the situation.
00:07:21No, that was everything.
00:07:22That's perfect, then.
00:07:23We're fine.
00:07:23We're ground.
00:07:24But you know, I was asked my opinion, and I gave her.
00:07:26I have no ill will.
00:07:27We're all here to compete.
00:07:28We all want to win.
00:07:29We all want to go as far as we possibly can.
00:07:31But I just had to mention it.
00:07:33The thing is, Miss Alexa, she'll say that she's not offended,
00:07:36but she is.
00:07:37Why did you say that?
00:07:38Why do you think that?
00:07:39Oh, she say, I'm going home.
00:07:40I'm going home this week, am I?
00:07:41Oh, oh, oh.
00:07:43I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings.
00:07:44I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
00:07:45I was just giving my honest opinion,
00:07:47and that's all I'm ever going to give to anybody in this room.
00:07:49Tell you what, girls, I can feel the heat.
00:07:51I feel like the competition is heating up.
00:07:53I'm out of my way too.
00:07:54Hello, hello, hello.
00:07:57Woo!
00:07:58Woo!
00:07:59Woo!
00:08:00Woo!
00:08:01Woo!
00:08:02Woo!
00:08:03Woo!
00:08:04Wow, wow.
00:08:05Oh, you're just saying that.
00:08:06Woo!
00:08:07Woo!
00:08:08Woo!
00:08:09The UK's next drag race superstar will be booked and busy,
00:08:14but she'll always have time to read a queen to fill.
00:08:18Woo!
00:08:19Woo!
00:08:20Woo!
00:08:21Woo!
00:08:22Yes, Ladykins.
00:08:23The library is about to open.
00:08:25Because reading is what?
00:08:27Fundamental.
00:08:28That's right.
00:08:30Hashtag Drag Race UK.
00:08:32All right, first up, Bones.
00:08:34I'm excited for the reading challenge.
00:08:36If there's one thing that Bones is going to do,
00:08:38it's read a bitch.
00:08:39Elvosk, stood next to your Celtic sister
00:08:41and your other Celtic sisters down there.
00:08:43The three Celtic pigs, I'd like to say.
00:08:45This one got her drag from the market.
00:08:48This one's ready to go home.
00:08:49And you stink a roast beef, girl.
00:08:52Roast beef?
00:08:53Celtic's addiction.
00:08:54I actually didn't write many reads for you
00:08:55because I didn't expect you to still be here.
00:08:57Oh!
00:08:59Oh, you sheep!
00:09:01And Catrin feelings.
00:09:03I don't know what we'd do without Catrin
00:09:04to light up the workroom.
00:09:06I mean, we could just put a fridge in a dress
00:09:07and leave the door open.
00:09:08Oh!
00:09:10But I guess Catrin will do.
00:09:12Oh, I felt that.
00:09:15Taris Mungardi, in the first week,
00:09:16Ru asked that you add a bit more highlight to your foundation
00:09:19so we could bring out your facial features.
00:09:20And now that we're in week seven,
00:09:22we ask that you don't.
00:09:23Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:09:26All right, okay.
00:09:29Oh, that's shit.
00:09:31That's so shit.
00:09:33Elle Bosque, she was actually in a very famous Northern Irish TV production.
00:09:37And after seeing her body on the runway,
00:09:39I can tell why you are a cast member of Dairy Girls.
00:09:41Ooh, that was good, that was good.
00:09:46Capturing feelings.
00:09:47And I did capture feelings.
00:09:49Nausea and regret.
00:09:50Whoa!
00:09:53My darling, darling Elle,
00:09:55people say that you're full of yourself.
00:09:57And that's just not true.
00:09:58You're full of all the men from Belfast.
00:10:04What?
00:10:07This is where we all laugh.
00:10:08Oh, sorry.
00:10:11Thanks so much.
00:10:13Okay.
00:10:14Who remembers the first day when Bones walked in wearing a leather mask?
00:10:18For some reason, she's still wearing it.
00:10:21But that tan babe, that's not Bondi Sands,
00:10:23that's the old fucking beach.
00:10:25Girl, what does that even mean?
00:10:28Terrors.
00:10:30When they say throw it back, they mean your ass, not your hairline.
00:10:33She clogged.
00:10:34Listen, there's a reason I've been wearing a hat
00:10:36every time I'm on camera, right?
00:10:37Hateful little girl.
00:10:39Bonnie-Anne Clyde, our favourite cross-dressing uncle of drag.
00:10:43There's more, there's more.
00:10:45After being in drag for a few hours, her facial hair be Dublin.
00:10:48Oh, hilarious.
00:10:54This week we attended the PH3 School of Dance.
00:10:57Her speciality is tap dancing on all of our last nerves.
00:11:00From twenks to twat.
00:11:06You backstabbing whores.
00:11:09Did you know, Rue, after last week, Bonnie got a call from Panto.
00:11:12She'll be headlining in Baldylocks and their three hairs.
00:11:14That's an insecurity of mine.
00:11:17Oh, sorry.
00:11:18We said we weren't going to take offence.
00:11:20Page three.
00:11:21Hey, babe.
00:11:22A lovely shade of curried goat.
00:11:24I mean, baby, you do you, because Lord knows no one else wants to.
00:11:29That's true.
00:11:31Aw.
00:11:32Well, thank you, everyone.
00:11:34Amazing.
00:11:35No, thank you.
00:11:36No, thank you.
00:11:37The library is closed.
00:11:40The winner of today's mini-challenge is...
00:11:45Bones is our winner.
00:11:48How has Bones just won the reading challenge?
00:11:50She's gone from literally being the quietest person in the room
00:11:53to reading everyone.
00:11:55Condragulations.
00:11:57Now it's time to find out if you're a hopeless romantic
00:12:00or just plain hopeless.
00:12:02For this week's Maxi Challenge,
00:12:04we're playing the Snatch Game with a sexy new twist.
00:12:08Ooh.
00:12:11In TV's hot new star-studded dating show,
00:12:15Snatch Me Out.
00:12:17Yeah.
00:12:20Yes.
00:12:21You need to serve your best celebrity impersonations
00:12:24as you try to charm the pants off of one hunky bachelor.
00:12:29Ooh.
00:12:30Racers, start your engines,
00:12:32and may the best drag queen win.
00:12:35Ooh.
00:12:41I am so ready to take on the Snatch Game.
00:12:43Ooh.
00:12:45This is such an iconic challenge,
00:12:46and to say I've made it this far feels correct.
00:12:53This is the challenge I've been waiting for.
00:12:54Yeah.
00:12:55If I don't win this badge,
00:12:56make sure you leave the building by 6 p.m.
00:12:58because I'm not going to go.
00:12:59Yeah.
00:13:00So Snatch Game is the perfect challenge for me.
00:13:04It's a comedy challenge.
00:13:05I get to play a character.
00:13:06It's what I do for a living.
00:13:08Are we nervous, girls, about Snatch Game today?
00:13:10It's like a big one in the competition.
00:13:12Yeah.
00:13:13I mean, I feel like that's a reason to be nervous.
00:13:15I feel like I honestly have no idea what to expect,
00:13:17which to me is really refreshing,
00:13:19that I can just play and really volley in the moment.
00:13:21But then also, again, with this change up of the structure of it,
00:13:25it does make me a little bit more nervous
00:13:27because I feel kind of less prepared.
00:13:29My worry here is that this is now a dating show.
00:13:33Who knows how this is going to go, girl?
00:13:36I do not do impressions.
00:13:38I'm not funny.
00:13:39I was going to say, you don't do a lot of that, do you?
00:13:41No.
00:13:42It's just not mine.
00:13:43It's never been part of my drag journey.
00:13:45It worries me because I think this is my weakness.
00:13:48Snatch Game is just kind of like my idea of the worst time.
00:13:52If I get in my head because I'm trying to over-prepare things,
00:13:56that's where I fumble.
00:13:57That's fair.
00:13:58I know what my weakness is.
00:13:59Yeah.
00:14:00But it doesn't stop it from happening.
00:14:02Damn, I'm really going to have to dig myself out of this hole.
00:14:06Hello, lovers!
00:14:12Hello!
00:14:15You better walk those stairs.
00:14:17All right, Tayris and Paige, come on over.
00:14:20Hello.
00:14:21You've got your gorgeous repeater badge on.
00:14:24Thank heavens, Bob.
00:14:26Beautifully, yes.
00:14:27I've only got one.
00:14:28I see a curly afro there.
00:14:30So I've got Matt Lucas as Precious from Come Fly With Me.
00:14:34She's this, like, little old Jamaican woman who runs a coffee shop
00:14:38and just doesn't really care about anything.
00:14:40But I think that it's a really good playground for me
00:14:43to just have a good old time.
00:14:44As long as you've done the background work with your character,
00:14:47where you know your point of view of what they are,
00:14:51that's what makes it funny.
00:14:53Absolutely.
00:14:54And you've got a big red wig there.
00:14:57This would be on darling's Charlotte Tilbury.
00:15:01Oh, wow.
00:15:02I think the UK is obsessed with Charlotte Tilbury at the moment.
00:15:05Who are your other choices?
00:15:06Well, my second choice is a bit of a left field one.
00:15:10I love the left field.
00:15:12I do too, darling.
00:15:14It's Alexa.
00:15:15Oh, that's a funny idea.
00:15:17It does give them the opportunity to just say whatever.
00:15:19And it has a little bit of a twist in it
00:15:22that I think I want to save for you if I do it.
00:15:24Oh.
00:15:25And I just want to volley with you and have a good time, Dal.
00:15:26I want to volley with you and have a good time, too.
00:15:28Quick, get the balls.
00:15:31All right, well, I can't wait to see it.
00:15:32Thank you so much.
00:15:33See you in a minute.
00:15:36All right, Bonnie and Bones.
00:15:38Bonnie and Bones.
00:15:39Sounds like a comedy troupe.
00:15:40Comedy troupe, so it's Snatch Game time.
00:15:43It is.
00:15:44Now, does that put fear in your heart?
00:15:46You can already tell, Rue.
00:15:48You smell it.
00:15:50Now, you've got a long black wig.
00:15:53Well, one of my options is the late, great Alan Rickman.
00:15:56Oh, great.
00:15:57Yeah.
00:15:58Known famously for his part of Snape.
00:16:00And he's going on a dating show and he's trying to find his man.
00:16:03I love that.
00:16:04And a bit more of a sissy Snape.
00:16:05What are your other options?
00:16:06My other option is Liam Gallagher.
00:16:08Now, correct me if I'm wrong.
00:16:10What I know of him is kind of bitter.
00:16:13Cynical, I'd say, yeah.
00:16:14Cynical, okay.
00:16:15All right.
00:16:16Which, obviously, you know, we want to have fun with that and it not become, like,
00:16:21Debbie Downer on the panel.
00:16:23But I feel like a bit of straight energy in Snatch Me Out could be something quite fun to play with.
00:16:28Liam Gallagher is kind of interesting to me.
00:16:31It'd be interesting to watch.
00:16:32Now, you have a big black wig there.
00:16:35Big black wig.
00:16:36I have no idea who that is.
00:16:37I wanted to do a bit of Cher.
00:16:39But I wanted to do a twist on it.
00:16:41But I realized when I was doing my Cher impersonation, that when I say her voice, it kind of sounds
00:16:45like I'm saying, chair.
00:16:46Uh-huh.
00:16:47So I wanted to do her as a literal chair.
00:16:49So I'm doing a piece of furniture on the Snatch Game.
00:16:52I love that.
00:16:53Yeah.
00:16:54Does this chair also sing?
00:16:56London Bridge is falling down.
00:16:58Falling down.
00:16:59Falling down.
00:17:00London Bridge is falling down.
00:17:03All day long.
00:17:05I love that.
00:17:08Rue is eating it up.
00:17:10Oh, I think this could go really well for me.
00:17:13Katrin, Celexa, and Elle.
00:17:15Hiya.
00:17:16Hello.
00:17:17So you have two repeater badges.
00:17:20You have one.
00:17:21Do you have one?
00:17:22I don't.
00:17:23Is this going to be the time you get one?
00:17:25This is the week, I think.
00:17:26Okay.
00:17:27Well, in that wig right there, I mean, come on.
00:17:31How could you lose?
00:17:34Is that a leather-like fabric?
00:17:37Yes, it is.
00:17:39Pleather.
00:17:41I don't know who that is.
00:17:42Bonnie Tyler.
00:17:43Oh, my gosh.
00:17:44I love Bonnie Tyler.
00:17:46Same.
00:17:47Oh, she's so good.
00:17:48What made you decide to do her, just because you're from the same place?
00:17:51Um, so I've seen this one advert where she was advertising Jaffa Cakes.
00:17:56And...
00:17:57What cakes?
00:17:58Jaffa Cakes.
00:17:59No.
00:18:00It's basically like a little sponge covered in chocolate.
00:18:03And she was referring to, like, the Jaffa Cakes as, like, a total eclipse.
00:18:10So I just watched that video and I've just rolled with her since.
00:18:15I'm so pleased that Rue is liking the idea of Bonnie Tyler.
00:18:18This is going to be my week.
00:18:21Ha-ha!
00:18:23So I see you've got a blazer there.
00:18:26Who is this?
00:18:27This is Chris Lilley, Jemay.
00:18:29Oh, Jemay.
00:18:30Jemay, yes.
00:18:31This is actually my second option.
00:18:34So my first option is Zoe Wanamaker.
00:18:37She played Lady Cassandra in Doctor Who.
00:18:39She's like a 4,000-year-old woman.
00:18:41She's had that much plastic surgery.
00:18:42Her face is spread out on this huge metal sheet.
00:18:45How will you make this character funny?
00:18:48And I'm bringing Alexa as Lady Cassandra.
00:18:50Yeah.
00:18:51So I can put my own little naughty twist on it.
00:18:53She's wanting to find love, but it's not just love she wants.
00:18:56Oh, okay.
00:18:57Yeah, she's a bit fruity.
00:18:58Great.
00:18:59And what about you?
00:19:00So I think I'm going to do Jojo Siwa.
00:19:02Oh, yes.
00:19:03But I'm going to do the new and improved Bad Girl Jojo.
00:19:07Oh, yes, Bad Girl Jojo.
00:19:09Wow.
00:19:10I've decided to do Jojo Siwa because I think she's really topical at the moment.
00:19:15And there's just a Rolodex of jokes from Jojo.
00:19:18Have you done that before?
00:19:19Nope.
00:19:20Uh-huh.
00:19:21But I'm confident with it.
00:19:22I think I can have so much fun with a character.
00:19:25I'm excited.
00:19:26As long as you have your characters down, I think you're going to be good.
00:19:29Yeah.
00:19:30Great.
00:19:31All right.
00:19:32Well, I will see you all later.
00:19:33Thanks a lot.
00:19:35See you soon.
00:19:36All right.
00:19:37Listen up, lovers.
00:19:38Later today, you'll be wooing our celebrity bachelor.
00:19:42Radio DJ Jordan North will be here.
00:19:45Oh, my God.
00:19:46All right.
00:19:47Okay.
00:19:48Saucy.
00:19:49Good luck and don't fuck it up.
00:19:59Welcome to Snatch Me Out.
00:20:03We've got seven celebrities gagging for a shagging.
00:20:07So let's meet them.
00:20:08She's holding out for a hero.
00:20:10It's Bonnie Tyler.
00:20:12Whoa-ho-ho.
00:20:14Oh, should I turn around?
00:20:16Yes, Bonnie, please.
00:20:17Oh, I usually get told to do it.
00:20:19Sorry.
00:20:20Hello, RuPaul.
00:20:21That's right.
00:20:22Turn around, bright eyes.
00:20:24Well, we're so happy you're here, Bonnie.
00:20:27Oh, thank you.
00:20:28Yeah.
00:20:29Up next, she takes requests.
00:20:31It's Alexa.
00:20:33Dun-dun.
00:20:3424 degrees with a chance of rain.
00:20:36Oh, really?
00:20:37Okay.
00:20:38So, Alexa, how far is it from here to central London?
00:20:41Searching.
00:20:43I don't fucking know, you look it up.
00:20:45Jeez, Louise.
00:20:47This is the experience I always have with Alexa, actually.
00:20:50Dun-dun.
00:20:52Now it's comedy superstar Matt Lucas, also known as Precious Little.
00:21:00Hello, darling.
00:21:01I'm taking a little break from the bake-off to revisit one of me old character.
00:21:05Praise the Lord for diverse roles for white actors.
00:21:11Up next, take a seat, y'all.
00:21:14It is Chair.
00:21:15Hey, Ru.
00:21:16It's been so long.
00:21:17You might not recognize me since I've been reupholstered so many times.
00:21:21You know what they're starting to call it?
00:21:24What?
00:21:25A chairlift.
00:21:29Now, Chair, do you get along with the other furniture in the living room?
00:21:33I do.
00:21:34I used to be in a relationship with one of them, actually.
00:21:36We were called table and chair.
00:21:40So it didn't work out, so I'm a solo act now.
00:21:43Oh, and what a solo act you are.
00:21:45I sit on you all the time.
00:21:47I sit on someone else's face.
00:21:49I'm busy.
00:21:53Up next, he's mad for it.
00:21:55It's Liam Gallagher.
00:21:57All right, Ru.
00:21:58Can you get me tickets to your sold-out show?
00:22:01Well, we can work some out backstage, I'm sure.
00:22:03I'm always up for working out something with a good friend later.
00:22:07Yes.
00:22:08Yes.
00:22:09Manchester.
00:22:10Mad for it.
00:22:11Mad for it.
00:22:14Up next, from Doctor Who, it's Zoe Wanamaker, better known as Lady Cassandra.
00:22:21I'm so excited to be here on the Snatch Game.
00:22:24I haven't seen my girly little snatch in so, so long.
00:22:27So this is going to be a hoot.
00:22:29Yes, it will.
00:22:30Well, happy you're here.
00:22:32Thank you, darling.
00:22:33Up next, nice to see you, it's JoJo Siwa.
00:22:37Now, JoJo, is it true that you invented gay pop?
00:22:42Yeah, that's why, RuPaul, I didn't make gay pop.
00:22:45There was no such thing as a gay person before me, and I invented it.
00:22:49Yeah!
00:22:50Yeah!
00:22:51I'm here to play on Stan B.O.
00:22:54Yeah!
00:22:57We are happy to have you with us.
00:22:59Thanks, Mama.
00:23:03Okay, Juliettes, are you ready to meet your Romeo?
00:23:07Yes!
00:23:08We're here, Romeo!
00:23:11I hope he's tight.
00:23:13Let the cheese see the cake.
00:23:15Snatchler, reveal yourself.
00:23:20Woo-hoo!
00:23:21Oh, my God, thanks.
00:23:22Hello!
00:23:23Hello!
00:23:24It's radio DJ Jordan North.
00:23:25Hi, everybody!
00:23:26Hello!
00:23:27Hello!
00:23:28Hello!
00:23:29You all look fit AF.
00:23:30Oh!
00:23:31My name's Jordan, I'm from Burnley.
00:23:33I've got a face for radio, but a body for sin.
00:23:34Yeah!
00:23:35You're not happy to have you.
00:23:36Well, we're so happy you're here.
00:23:37Thanks so much.
00:23:38Okay, well, watch this.
00:23:40Hi, it's me, Kitty Scott Claus, and I am one of Jordan's many exes.
00:23:44Jordan likes to mix it up in the bedroom.
00:23:45We've done it all.
00:23:46Pup play, edible underwear, gravy, you name it.
00:23:47I'm from Burnley.
00:23:48I'm from Burnley.
00:23:49I've got a face for radio, but a body for sin.
00:23:51Oh!
00:23:52Oh!
00:23:53You're not happy to have you.
00:23:54Oh!
00:23:55Well, we're so happy you're here.
00:23:56Thanks so much.
00:23:57Okay, well, watch this.
00:23:59Hi, it's me, Kitty Scott Claus, and I am one of Jordan's many exes.
00:24:10Jordan likes to mix it up in the bedroom.
00:24:12We've done it all.
00:24:13Pup play, edible underwear, gravy, you name it.
00:24:16I've done it.
00:24:17Oh!
00:24:18Despite his many flaws, our time together was magical.
00:24:23So, if any of you little bitches think you can snatch my man, good luck,
00:24:28because I'm coming for you.
00:24:33Live.
00:24:34Live.
00:24:35You ready, Jordan?
00:24:36Let's play Snatch Me Out.
00:24:39Okay, Jordan, here's how the game works.
00:24:43You'll ask our celebrities questions, and they will try to give you a heart on.
00:24:49All right, Jordan, your first question.
00:24:51Bonnie.
00:24:52Yes?
00:24:53For me, breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
00:24:56Ooh.
00:24:57What's the first thing you eat in the morning?
00:24:59Well, I tell you, Jordan, do you like Jaffa cakes?
00:25:02Because look what I've got.
00:25:06Look at this now, everybody.
00:25:08How long has Bonnie had that Jaffa cake in her tits?
00:25:10I can't see it, but I can smell it.
00:25:12A full moon.
00:25:13A half moon.
00:25:14Come here, Jordan.
00:25:15Whoa!
00:25:16A total eclipse!
00:25:17Oh, nom, nom, nom.
00:25:18Where's it gone?
00:25:19She's gone.
00:25:20Oh, boy.
00:25:21Precious.
00:25:22I like a nice island meal, gal.
00:25:23So, me and you, we have the rice, we have the peas, and we'll bring the jerk.
00:25:28If you're looking child.
00:25:29Chair.
00:25:30Oh, the first thing I eat in the morning is ass, but not by choice.
00:25:35It is what it is.
00:25:36It's a living.
00:25:37But if you're into that, I mean we could work on something together.
00:25:38There's a lot of chemistry.
00:25:39Can you feel it?
00:25:40There's a real connection there.
00:25:41Liam.
00:25:42Well, to be honest, when I was booked for this, I thought I'd be on the other side at
00:26:05panel.
00:26:06So, I'm a bit stuck, really.
00:26:08But I usually go for a bit of a snatch in the morning.
00:26:11I think if we're hanging out, I'm going to have to try and convert myself to a bit of kioch.
00:26:18Ah, Bones.
00:26:23I'll just go for a proper northern breakfast, I think.
00:26:26Just bacon, butter, a cup of tea, one sugar, a bit of milk.
00:26:31Lady Cassandra.
00:26:32Hello, sweetie.
00:26:33Oh, darling, I would devour you for lunch, breakfast and dinner.
00:26:38You look all right. Snacks stood over there.
00:26:41I feel like this line-up is getting more and more disturbing.
00:26:48Girl, give it a rest.
00:26:51Next question, please.
00:26:53As a morning DJ, I get up really early.
00:26:58What special way would you wake me up so I start the day right?
00:27:02Jojo.
00:27:03Okay, so every morning my mum wakes me up super early too.
00:27:08So I would say, wake up, you bitch.
00:27:10My mum's going to eat breakfast and then we'll go down and have some breakfast.
00:27:14Oh, okay.
00:27:15Yeah.
00:27:15You like breakfast?
00:27:16Love breakfast.
00:27:17I love breakfast.
00:27:18Who doesn't?
00:27:19Yeah.
00:27:21That's unhinged.
00:27:26Alexa.
00:27:27Dun, dun.
00:27:28Would you like me to set you an alarm?
00:27:30To be honest with you, darling, I get up so bloody early every single day because they have me working.
00:27:3724 hours, so I'll probably just give you a poke.
00:27:40Okay.
00:27:40Is that all right?
00:27:41That's fine.
00:27:42All right, darling.
00:27:42That sounds good to me.
00:27:43Thanks.
00:27:45Chair, what about you?
00:27:46Hey, Jordan.
00:27:47Jordan, I have to be honest.
00:27:48When my agent booked me for the show, I thought I was going on Dancing with the Stairs.
00:27:53So I could wake you up with a spot of dancing.
00:27:56My favorite move is the wagon wheel.
00:27:58What tushy?
00:27:59Oh!
00:28:03Okay, Jordan.
00:28:04If you are not turned on, turn those lights off.
00:28:08Sorry, Matt.
00:28:09Oh, you're doing me dirty, child.
00:28:11Sorry.
00:28:12Liam, not for me, bro.
00:28:13No homo.
00:28:14Big fan of your work, but sorry.
00:28:16I'm sure you are.
00:28:17Sorry, Alex.
00:28:18Sorry.
00:28:19Come near me, you were going to have a problem.
00:28:21Bit unhinged, Jojo.
00:28:23Oh, damn.
00:28:24I'm a lesbian anyway.
00:28:25Okay.
00:28:25Sorry.
00:28:26I want to get close to you, but not right now.
00:28:28Yeah.
00:28:28Oh, darling.
00:28:31That was so tough.
00:28:32Well, that means Chair wins round one.
00:28:37Okay, on to the next round.
00:28:39When I was on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, I had to eat a sheep's penis.
00:28:44If you could be any animal, what would you be and why?
00:28:49Precious.
00:28:49Well, child, I think me be a polar bear.
00:28:53And if you're going to ask me why.
00:28:55Why?
00:28:56Because I've got big, meaty paws and I can crawl up in the north.
00:29:02Drrr, Jordan.
00:29:05Liam.
00:29:05Uh, well, shot your ear.
00:29:07I'd probably say a dolphin.
00:29:10For obvious reasons.
00:29:12Hmm.
00:29:13Obvious reasons?
00:29:14Why a dolphin?
00:29:15Well, because I'm really fun.
00:29:17Ask me the same question again in five minutes.
00:29:19I'll probably give you a different answer.
00:29:20Okay.
00:29:20I'll change like the fucking wind.
00:29:22Can't fucking catch me.
00:29:24Mad for it.
00:29:27Lady Cassandra.
00:29:29I would be that exact sheep that you ate back in I'm a Celebrity.
00:29:34Being able to get up close and personal with you is all I desire.
00:29:42Chair.
00:29:43Hey.
00:29:44Scents can be a real turn-on for me.
00:29:46Oh.
00:29:47How would you describe the scent of the Snatchelorette to your left?
00:29:52Leather cleaner and regrets.
00:29:55Oh, wait.
00:29:56That's me.
00:29:58Would you like to take a snip?
00:30:01You can polish me any day.
00:30:03I can recline as well.
00:30:05Oh.
00:30:06What a chair.
00:30:07Yeah, she's a recliner.
00:30:09Is it hot in here or is it just chair?
00:30:13Jojo.
00:30:15Yeah?
00:30:16Since there's nobody to your left, how would you describe my scent?
00:30:22I can smell you all across the room, Jordan.
00:30:25You smell like shit.
00:30:27I'm on the show.
00:30:27You smell poison, Jordan.
00:30:29You smell poison.
00:30:30You smell really madly.
00:30:32Yeah.
00:30:32Yeah?
00:30:34Okay.
00:30:36Bonnie.
00:30:38Some type of meat, maybe a meatloaf.
00:30:41Oh, Jordan, that reminds me.
00:30:43Meatloaf wanted to steal my song off me.
00:30:45Total eclipse of the heart.
00:30:48And I went, no, sorry.
00:30:49And he went, well, what if I give you a little bit of meatloaf?
00:30:52And I went, no, sorry.
00:30:53I'm vegan.
00:31:00Alexa.
00:31:00Well, firstly, I'd like to say, I'm really sorry that I smell like meatloaf, but it's
00:31:04practically because I haven't had one second off and it does kind of get a stench in this
00:31:08office.
00:31:08It's one of those things.
00:31:10This isn't exactly how I wanted to do this character.
00:31:15But, you know, it's just beans.
00:31:18Beans, beans, beans, coffee beans, baked beans, all the different beans.
00:31:21I don't actually know how to get myself out of this.
00:31:28Okay.
00:31:28If you're not turned on, turn those lights off.
00:31:32I'm sorry.
00:31:33Oh, it's a heartache.
00:31:35And meatloaf isn't good, to be honest.
00:31:37Sorry.
00:31:38Think about the reclining.
00:31:39Oh, Jack, just press, sorry.
00:31:42That gave me coffee shop.
00:31:44Okay.
00:31:44Oh, Joe.
00:31:46Oh, lights out for Liam.
00:31:48So it looks like Jordan has chosen Lady Cassandra.
00:31:54There is a lot of skin over there, Lady Cassandra.
00:31:56A lot, a lot of skin.
00:31:58Yes.
00:31:58Is there any foreskin?
00:32:00Round the back, tucked away, hidden for my pleasure.
00:32:05All right, Jordan, go to your next question.
00:32:08What pet name would you give me and why?
00:32:10Jojo.
00:32:11Jordan, you know what?
00:32:12I think I would call you Fluffy because your hair reminds me of my little cat and I love pussy.
00:32:21Alexa.
00:32:23Can I be honest?
00:32:25Could you take the name of Alexa for me?
00:32:28Could you take me shifting?
00:32:29I've been here all day, darling, and I need to get out.
00:32:32All right, doll.
00:32:33Alexa.
00:32:36Bonnie.
00:32:37I'd call you Proud Mary.
00:32:39Oh, I'm a big fan of Tina Turner.
00:32:42That song, how it starts off real slow.
00:32:46And then, look out!
00:32:50She's still having to ring me back.
00:32:52I was, I was Tina.
00:32:53I think she's ghosting me.
00:32:57She's, she's dead.
00:32:58Alexa.
00:32:59Tun tun.
00:33:00Ring Tina.
00:33:01I'm sorry.
00:33:03I can't connect your call right now.
00:33:06Peter, no!
00:33:12Lady Cassandra.
00:33:13Hiya, sweetheart.
00:33:15Hello, darling.
00:33:15For our first date, I want to take you on a naked skydive.
00:33:20Where would you take me on our second date?
00:33:24Oh, wow.
00:33:25Well, for sure you'd be using me as the parachute on that first date, and I love to be used.
00:33:30Most of my second dates end up at the morgue, as I love to use my men for their bodies.
00:33:37Oh, that sounds so sexy, Maud.
00:33:44Yeah.
00:33:45What can I say?
00:33:46I please.
00:33:48Jojo.
00:33:48Oh, yeah.
00:33:50Where would you take me?
00:33:53Something funny?
00:33:54No.
00:33:56Where would you take me on our second date?
00:34:01For our second date, I was thinking we could go somewhere really sophisticated.
00:34:06We could go to Disney World, yeah.
00:34:08Ooh.
00:34:09And we could drink alcohol and smoke cigarettes, because I'm a bad girl, yeah.
00:34:14Yeah.
00:34:15Yeah.
00:34:16Yeah.
00:34:16Yeah.
00:34:17Liam.
00:34:18To us, Jordan, I think we probably just go down to pub.
00:34:21I'll get us a few pints in, a few nuts, get the birds around, go down Dean's Gate.
00:34:25Probably end up with a kebab at 4 a.m. in bed.
00:34:31All right.
00:34:32Precious.
00:34:33Well, Jordan, I'm in a little bit of trouble now, because we've got water, we've got sugar,
00:34:38we've got tea, we've got coffee, but we know what to answer.
00:34:41We've got no choice but to go home early and have a good night's rest.
00:34:44Closed.
00:34:49Chair, where would you take me on our second date?
00:34:52Well, there's not much else to do once you've seen all my stuffing, Jordan.
00:34:56And you know what they say, a chair is still a chair, but a house is not a home.
00:35:01So I'd take you to my house and we'd have a great time, Jordan.
00:35:04Hop on.
00:35:04Oh.
00:35:06Boo-hoo.
00:35:07Oh.
00:35:10Jesus.
00:35:10Now, you've heard all the answers.
00:35:13No funny, no honey.
00:35:14That's not for me to say.
00:35:16Darling.
00:35:16Give me a word.
00:35:18I've been.
00:35:19Don't join us.
00:35:20Once you've been once.
00:35:21You've seen them all.
00:35:22Sorry.
00:35:23Sorry.
00:35:23Sorry.
00:35:24Sorry, buddy.
00:35:25So to the clip.
00:35:30Pubs guard.
00:35:31Think about it, Jordan.
00:35:32Oh, Jordan.
00:35:33Do love an early night.
00:35:36Oh, there you go.
00:35:37Come on over, Jordan.
00:35:38An early night.
00:35:40Well, that sound means we are all out of questions.
00:35:43So, Jordan, it is time.
00:35:46Which one of our celebrity snatch lorettes do you choose?
00:35:51Boo?
00:35:52I'm going to choose them all.
00:35:54Oh, my gosh.
00:35:57Well, what do you know?
00:35:59Love wins.
00:36:00Yes.
00:36:01Oh, my gosh.
00:36:03Isn't that beautiful?
00:36:03Well, until next time, remember, seven snatches are better than one.
00:36:09Now, let the music play.
00:36:11Good night, everybody.
00:36:12Oh, yeah.
00:36:13I'm going to do it again, again, again, again, just be the nines, ten, ten, ten, ten, hit it again,
00:36:17and I'm going to set it to them.
00:36:18Ah.
00:36:19It's elimination day, and I feel over the moon.
00:36:27I'll see you at the morgue.
00:36:29Boys.
00:36:30Oh, my God.
00:36:31Oh, my God.
00:36:32Body smashed it.
00:36:34Whoa.
00:36:35Oh, there's so much to do.
00:36:38So little time.
00:36:39Oh, my God.
00:36:40My sister.
00:36:43My sister.
00:36:48How are you feeling about this challenge?
00:36:49I mean, you just never know, do you?
00:36:51You don't.
00:36:52Like, the change of the structure of Snatch Game yesterday, like, threw a bit of a banner in the works,
00:36:56and, like, it was a bit like, oh.
00:36:58I'm looking at Bones, and I can see that she is not feeling good today.
00:37:04How are you feeling?
00:37:06I knew the Snatch Game would be my thing that trips me up.
00:37:10You will be being really hard on yourself right now.
00:37:15I can't even remember what I said.
00:37:16I completely went back into my shell, and I felt so, like, helpless.
00:37:22What is that?
00:37:23Like, where's that come from?
00:37:25I don't know where it came from.
00:37:27Um, I'd always been so shy, and it would even be, like, going to family friends.
00:37:35I wouldn't, I would hide behind my parents.
00:37:38Oh, babe.
00:37:40Because it was, like, my kind of safety thing.
00:37:45That feeling that I felt yesterday was something that I've not felt for such a long time,
00:37:49and I feel like it just reminds me of someone that I kind of try and forget about.
00:37:56I've grown so much from being that person, from moving to London, and just kind of crafting a life for myself where I could feel comfortable.
00:38:07Well, Bones has always been created to be my, like, perfect thing that no one can touch, because when Bones is perfect, it means that Paul can, like, fumble.
00:38:20It's the crossover that I never wanted to happen, and it's something that Bones would never be, that person should be there for people that were like that person.
00:38:28But, and it just, it feels like the water's crashed between the two, and I know it's something that I can't control, and it's something that I do need to deal with.
00:38:39I know you, and I know that you will use this to rebirth in a different way.
00:38:48If it does cross over into this person that you've segregated so much, it can actually probably make you even stronger.
00:38:56A lot of us present as these divas who are strong, so we can get by every day, and that's what Bones has created for herself.
00:39:07I love you.
00:39:07This is a side of Bones that I'm actually, though she's hurting, I'm refreshed to see.
00:39:13That's the person that I'm friends with.
00:39:16Love you.
00:39:18You're safe still.
00:39:19So, girls, how are we feeling about Snatch Game? How did it go yesterday for years?
00:39:33I'm feeling very happy with how I did.
00:39:35We should just be super, super proud of ourselves.
00:39:37I'm really happy that if there's going to be a top three this week, that it is the three of us.
00:39:41Oh, yeah.
00:39:42You know, representing Celtic Sisters.
00:39:45Girl, I'm not buying this all white Destiny's Child, do you know what I mean?
00:39:52I'm looking at three Michelles.
00:39:55Well, at the end of the day, it's Mama's decision.
00:39:58Yeah, that's right, girls.
00:39:59Let's leave it out the wrong way and see what the judges have to say.
00:40:02Yeah!
00:40:04I find that jarring.
00:40:06It's scary, Bibs.
00:40:15Nice.
00:40:35Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race UK, Michelle Visage.
00:40:39Now, when you were single, what were you looking for in a man?
00:40:43I love a good cologne.
00:40:45He had to have a good sense of humor.
00:40:47Okay.
00:40:47And I love a guy who could dance.
00:40:50Did he have to be straight?
00:40:52I'll take him anyway I can get him.
00:40:53And the super spexy Alan Carr.
00:40:57Alan, what qualities do you look for in a man?
00:40:59I'm okay with bad breath, bad sense of humor, and a bad dancer.
00:41:05But call me old-fashioned.
00:41:06He has to be straight.
00:41:09Let's swap.
00:41:10And our extra special guest judge, Susan Wacoma.
00:41:17Welcome, my love.
00:41:18Oh, pleasure to be here.
00:41:20What kind of man are you looking for?
00:41:22I tend to go for the take charge macho type, like Michelle Visage.
00:41:28This week we challenged our queens to snatch our attention with their funniest celebrity impersonations.
00:41:36And tonight on the runway, category is Holiday Ho Ho Ho's Christmas Couture.
00:41:43Racers, start your engines and may the best drag queen win.
00:41:47Couture is Holiday Ho Ho Ho's.
00:41:57Up first, Elle Vosk.
00:42:00Oh, I didn't know she was a rapper.
00:42:02I love how camp and tacky Christmas is.
00:42:07So I am giving a sexy, gorgeous lady who is just tangled up in all the presents and bows of Christmas, whilst looking gorgeous.
00:42:14No time like the presents.
00:42:17Dirty sucker.
00:42:20Yeah, suck on it.
00:42:24This look is inspired by a Victor and Rolf runway.
00:42:27I really wanted to create a huge silhouette.
00:42:30And I've got the biggest candy cane you've ever seen.
00:42:32She loves to cane it.
00:42:34She deserves a caning.
00:42:38Up next, selects addiction.
00:42:40The nipples are the windows of the face.
00:42:46Today's runway theme is Holiday Ho Ho Ho's.
00:42:51Real housewives of the North Pole.
00:42:54Oh no, she's on the naughty list.
00:42:57She's got coal.
00:42:59Every coal's a gold.
00:43:00Yeah.
00:43:02I'm giving you breakfast at Tiffany's glamour and luxury.
00:43:05I feel expensive.
00:43:06Santa Claus is coming all over my tits.
00:43:09Oh, wow.
00:43:10Up next, Bonnie and Clyde.
00:43:13She looks fab from head to mistletoe.
00:43:16Wow, so pretty.
00:43:17I am serving the gift that keeps on giving.
00:43:20The fabric is flowing.
00:43:21I'm twirling around.
00:43:22I just feel gorgeous.
00:43:24Baby, it's gold outside.
00:43:28Gold, frankincense and ochre.
00:43:31I am the perfect little present under your Christmas tree.
00:43:34Pretty Christmas, Mr. Charles.
00:43:37She's come straight from four cocks.
00:43:40Solid gold.
00:43:44Up next, Tayris.
00:43:45Mungardi.
00:43:47Oh, for goodness, flake.
00:43:49Hey, sis.
00:43:50It's Tayris.
00:43:51I'm giving Vegas Showgirl with a wintry, frosty touch.
00:43:55This baby blue is hitting me just right, girly.
00:43:58This is drag.
00:43:59Flake it till you make it.
00:44:00She really ought to try head and shoulders for those fillets.
00:44:05I feel incredible.
00:44:07I look fierce, and I know that's the tea.
00:44:09Ain't nobody got time for that.
00:44:12Up next, page three.
00:44:14Oh, now that's a nutcracker.
00:44:16Yeah, the slutcracker.
00:44:18Oh, she's got the latex on, honey.
00:44:21I'm serving Madonna on a world tour with a moustache, and I feel tight.
00:44:27Who knew Santa's workshop had a sex dungeon?
00:44:30No way.
00:44:32So I've dropped the naughty list, and on my naughty list is all the men that I aspire to.
00:44:40Michelle Visage is also on there, because she is a big birdie man.
00:44:43Ooh, she's toying with us.
00:44:45Close your legs, boys.
00:44:46Actually, don't close them.
00:44:48I'm coming.
00:44:49I'd like to clear up that officer's mess.
00:44:51Next, phones.
00:44:54Take a look at those wizard sleeves.
00:44:58I'm giving you Mrs. Claus stuck at home while Santa is out unloading his sack.
00:45:03She's nicking the snowballs and the after-eights and waiting for a man to get home.
00:45:07Mrs. Claus took half of everything in the divorce.
00:45:12It's high fashion, glamour.
00:45:14My good sister, Dee Delicious, made this coat for me,
00:45:17and I am not feeling Dee Delusional about how gorgeous I look.
00:45:20She's got a resting Grinch face.
00:45:22Put in the ass into Sunday class.
00:45:26Up next, Katrin Thielen's in the Slut Cracker Part 2.
00:45:33This look is inspired by the Barbie nutcracker that me and my sister used to watch when we were younger.
00:45:38I just love how sparkly I am.
00:45:40I think she's on the marching powder.
00:45:41Oh, yeah.
00:45:44Oh, I bet Alan wants me to crack his nuts walking down the aisle, isn't I?
00:45:47Oh, stop, I'm blushing.
00:45:48The Salvation Army has come a long way.
00:45:51We sure have.
00:45:52The judges think I'm probably serving a character, but the truth is this is just how we walk.
00:45:57This is very stiff.
00:46:00Welcome, queens.
00:46:02It's time for the judges' critiques.
00:46:05First up, Elle Voss.
00:46:07Elle, you were Jojo Siwa.
00:46:09Your look was spot on.
00:46:10You actually sounded like Jojo as well.
00:46:12It was the right side of irritating.
00:46:16You know, when someone plays someone irritating, it can be actually irritating.
00:46:19But you know, it was irritating and fun.
00:46:23You're so cute.
00:46:25Oh, my God.
00:46:26And this is really, really, really gorgeous.
00:46:28Just a great week.
00:46:30Yeah, girl, you know how to put a look together.
00:46:33I had so much fun with you as Jojo Siwa.
00:46:36Was it hard keeping those teeth in your mouth?
00:46:38I actually had to stop myself from gagging.
00:46:42Welcome to my world.
00:46:47Up next, selects addiction.
00:46:50So you were Lady Cassandra.
00:46:52I was.
00:46:53Was it the funniest?
00:46:53No.
00:46:54Did it look really cool?
00:46:55Absolutely.
00:46:57Even though there weren't, like, masses of jokes there, you really stuck to the character.
00:47:02You were committed.
00:47:02You did a really good job.
00:47:04Tonight on the runway, this is gorgeous.
00:47:05I expect nothing less from you, Celexa.
00:47:07Again, cover up the nipples.
00:47:10Your left nipple is sticking up.
00:47:12Oh, God.
00:47:12Yes.
00:47:13You gave me a compliment and they just popped.
00:47:15Mind you, I've had Christmases like that, tottering around,
00:47:18clothes hanging off me, tit hanging out.
00:47:21So for me, it was the perfect Christmas.
00:47:23Well done.
00:47:24Well, what a slaggy time.
00:47:28Did you have any fun doing the Snatch Game?
00:47:30You couldn't see me.
00:47:30I laughed from start to finish.
00:47:33I was just.
00:47:34It's funny because your face didn't move at all.
00:47:36No.
00:47:37It felt like she didn't have anything other than I'm 4,000 years old.
00:47:41Was she 4,000?
00:47:42She is.
00:47:42Yeah.
00:47:43And that she'd had lots of work done.
00:47:45You have to create a backstory for them.
00:47:47They need something that they have to do in that scene.
00:47:51Yeah.
00:47:51I take that on board completely and thank you.
00:47:55Up next, Bonnie and Clyde.
00:47:58Yeah, I was a bit like, oh, Cher in Snatch Game.
00:48:01I was like, uh, but Cher who's half a Cher, now you're talking.
00:48:06The first thing I eat in the morning is ass.
00:48:09You were ready to battle.
00:48:12It was brilliant.
00:48:14That's how it's done.
00:48:16My goodness, you look stunning.
00:48:19I love everything about the shape of it.
00:48:21I love the material.
00:48:22I love a foily dress.
00:48:23Yum, yum, yum.
00:48:24Bonnie, Bonnie, Bonnie.
00:48:26This outfit is gorgeous.
00:48:28It shows all your best parts.
00:48:30It's just wonderful.
00:48:31I can't say enough about Snatch Game.
00:48:34That's a master class.
00:48:35It really is.
00:48:36When my agent booked me for the show, I thought I was going on Dancing with the Stairs.
00:48:42It was so funny.
00:48:44There was a lot of material that I wanted to get out, and I think I got out maybe about 90%.
00:48:48What 10% did you not get out?
00:48:49I didn't say that she was inducted into the Rocking Chair Hall of Fame.
00:48:52That was so much fun.
00:49:01Thank you for all your comments.
00:49:02Up next, Tayris.
00:49:04Lou.
00:49:05I had a bit of a jump scare when I saw Precious.
00:49:08I was like, she's back.
00:49:09Praise the Lord for diverse roles for white actors.
00:49:12I didn't find that character that funny.
00:49:15I sort of willed for there to be another point of view.
00:49:18That reclamation of it was really, really powerful,
00:49:20and hopefully it can just start a conversation about which characters we can reclaim.
00:49:26The trouble with Precious, she is just a catchphrase character,
00:49:29so once you've said the catchphrases, you are stuck.
00:49:33Now, I do want to say tonight, this is the most beautiful you have looked yet in this competition.
00:49:39Your makeup is right.
00:49:42You have landed on it.
00:49:44Ding, ding, ding.
00:49:46Oh my gosh, you look so beautiful.
00:49:48But I feel like I look incredible.
00:49:50So, honestly, thank you for all your critiques.
00:49:53All right, page three.
00:49:55So, in Snatch Game, you chose to be Alexa.
00:49:59Dun, dun.
00:50:00Would you like me to set you an alarm?
00:50:02You had things that you planned and you were able to do, and you committed to it.
00:50:06However, it wasn't really funny.
00:50:08There's all these things about Alexa that you could have incorporated.
00:50:12It wasn't enough, but I did love the commitment to the character.
00:50:14You did.
00:50:15You stuck with it.
00:50:16This, oh my God.
00:50:17It shouldn't make me feel Christmassy, but it does.
00:50:21It does.
00:50:22Christmas didn't come early.
00:50:23I did.
00:50:24Ah!
00:50:25I'm arriving.
00:50:27I'm arriving.
00:50:30You do look gorgeous.
00:50:32Listen, the judges said it all.
00:50:34What would you have done differently?
00:50:36I stopped having fun throughout it because I was then in my head, and I felt like I was
00:50:41clambering out of water.
00:50:42I was like, how can I get back on top of this?
00:50:44I actually forgot I was on Snatch Game for a moment.
00:50:47I was like, this is a great episode.
00:50:48I was like, oh shit, I'm in it.
00:50:53But yeah, it was fun.
00:50:56Up next, Bones.
00:50:58Your face, your head's already nodding.
00:51:01What's going on?
00:51:02It was a rough one for me yesterday.
00:51:07I just psyched myself out, I think.
00:51:10We've all done it, Bones.
00:51:12Yeah.
00:51:12We've all psyched ourselves out.
00:51:14The idea was brilliant.
00:51:15You could have gone so far with it.
00:51:18What you just told us.
00:51:19When I was booked for this, I thought I'd be on the other side of the panel.
00:51:22So, I'm a bit stuck, really.
00:51:25You can't really explain to anyone when your confidence goes and you just deflate.
00:51:30I've been there on stages.
00:51:33It's the worst feeling in the world.
00:51:35Please don't write yourself up and say, I can't do that.
00:51:37You can do that.
00:51:38Yeah.
00:51:38Okay?
00:51:39This on the runway, however, this is what I love about you and the way that you do drag.
00:51:44Not only do you always look gorgeous, it's never the same thing.
00:51:48So, thank you for this beautiful look.
00:51:52Okay.
00:51:52So, they don't want to get into it.
00:51:54I do want to get into it.
00:51:55If you had been Brett Gallagher, the gay brother, then that frees you up.
00:52:00Because I knew from the moment when you said, I'm not supposed to be here, it was over.
00:52:04Um, I'm a really quite nervous talker.
00:52:1013, 14-year-old me wouldn't have even thought that I could do this.
00:52:15It was just already an insecurity that I opened up and it just consumed me.
00:52:20Well, I think what has happened is for you to have a conversation with that 13-year-old kid
00:52:25who still lives inside of you and say, listen, kiddo, it's going to be okay.
00:52:29You know what?
00:52:30We're going to have fun.
00:52:31I know you have it in you to do it.
00:52:32I have every faith in you.
00:52:36All right, thank you.
00:52:37Up next, Catherine Feelings.
00:52:42I absolutely loved you as Bonnie.
00:52:45It was so, so, so fun.
00:52:47Whoa, a total eclipse!
00:52:49Gravely voice, check.
00:52:51Love of name dropping, check.
00:52:53You knew her hits, you knew a bit about her life, check.
00:52:56Tina, no!
00:53:00I'm going to be honest.
00:53:02This tonight is a bit more costume than drag for me, but that doesn't mean I don't like
00:53:07it, and I love your brand of kook.
00:53:11Is anyone going to mention that you've got the same face as the saw puppet?
00:53:15Do you like games, Catherine?
00:53:21If she comes back out on a tricycle, I'm out of here.
00:53:29It was just so funny and so wonderful.
00:53:33How much of your Bonnie Tyler was you?
00:53:36I'm not quite sure, to be honest.
00:53:37Bonnie just steps in and I just go for a coffee, to be honest.
00:53:40Perfect.
00:53:41And a Jaffa cook.
00:53:45Well, thank you, queens.
00:53:47I think we've heard enough.
00:53:49While you and Tuck in the workroom, the judges and I will deliberate.
00:53:53You may leave the stage.
00:53:54We are in Untucked and I feel stunning.
00:54:05I think I'll stick to this.
00:54:06Oh, I'm a star.
00:54:08Merry Christmas.
00:54:11Merry Christmas.
00:54:13Bonnie, they fucking ate you up.
00:54:17And I'm not surprised in the slightest, you were sensational in the Snatch game.
00:54:23Today's win is definitely between Elle, Bonnie and Catherine.
00:54:29I'm thinking Bonnie's going to take it because it was unique and really, really funny.
00:54:35To get like the masterclass comment off through, that is like the biggest thing.
00:54:41Kat, how are you feeling?
00:54:42Because obviously they were really, really complimentary of you as well.
00:54:44I definitely think of top three.
00:54:45Very chuffed with what I had, being the new costume queen.
00:54:50How are you going to listen to us as a nutcracker?
00:54:53But no, I can understand.
00:54:54I just think this is bloody camp.
00:54:56I love this costume so much.
00:54:58I'm obsessed with it.
00:55:00There's obviously still a chance that you could get it.
00:55:02But how do you feel about what?
00:55:04That is my answer.
00:55:06I think my biggest competition is Miss Shear over there.
00:55:09I think it's going to be neck and neck with me and her.
00:55:11Honestly, I just need to get that badge.
00:55:14And you too, Miss Jojo.
00:55:15You were fierce.
00:55:17Rue loved my look.
00:55:17She was like, you really know how to throw a look together.
00:55:20And to me, hearing that from RuPaul meant a lot.
00:55:24Selexa, I can't look at you.
00:55:26But how are you feeling?
00:55:27I just said to myself, I'm not going to put any pressure on myself.
00:55:29I'm just going to go up there.
00:55:31I know what I know about this character and I'm going to have fun.
00:55:33And I did have fun to hear that they didn't say, you were f***ing awful.
00:55:40It made me feel good.
00:55:42So, Taylor, how are you?
00:55:43I really don't know if I'm in the bottom, but I have no intention of going anywhere today.
00:55:48It's really hard to call.
00:55:50Was I as strong as the armchair on my left?
00:55:52Perhaps not.
00:55:53But I'm still sitting pretty anyway.
00:55:55How are you feeling, Pagey-Page?
00:55:57I actually feel fine.
00:55:59I really do.
00:56:01I am in the bottom, I think.
00:56:03And I'm okay with that.
00:56:07That's what it is.
00:56:08If it is what it is, Alexa, book me a taxi for Page.
00:56:14I think this look is absolutely spectacular.
00:56:16Thank you, Bob.
00:56:17I think this could easily save you from the bottom too.
00:56:19I think that this is...
00:56:21Actually, is this shady?
00:56:23I don't know.
00:56:25I think, out of the looks tonight, the bottom four look the best, if I'm honest.
00:56:34So, I think that it comes down to the performance in the Snatch Game.
00:56:39And I think that your performance in the Snatch Game was better critiqued than ours.
00:56:44And that's why I think we're in the bottom.
00:56:48Why would you say that about us in the top?
00:56:51What do you mean?
00:56:52Like, I don't know why you needed to bring up our looks.
00:56:55I'm not saying you look bad.
00:56:57There was zero need for you to say that.
00:56:59Why bring that up?
00:57:02Hang on.
00:57:03No, I'm saying you look absolutely...
00:57:04I told you.
00:57:05Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:57:06Earlier on.
00:57:07So, stop.
00:57:07That you look absolutely stunning.
00:57:11Page.
00:57:12Girl, rinsing these tops for their ugly outfits.
00:57:15This is so camp.
00:57:16I'm having such a key.
00:57:18I'm not coming for you.
00:57:20I'm saying that I think that these are the best four looks out of all of us.
00:57:25I'm allowed to say that.
00:57:26I would never come for you because I love you and I think you look sensational.
00:57:29I just think, in my opinion, these are the best four looks of tonight.
00:57:34Oh, please, bitch.
00:57:38Bones, how are you feeling, babe?
00:57:39I'm all right.
00:57:40I really don't want you to mistake my emotions for defeatism.
00:57:46I do think I'm lip syncing.
00:57:48I don't want to go out of this competition being, you know, boo-hoo queen.
00:57:53That's what we want to hear.
00:57:55So, ladies, I have to know.
00:57:58Do we know which Nutcracker wore it best yet?
00:58:01Fucking hell.
00:58:02Fucking hell.
00:58:02Hold on.
00:58:04Yes!
00:58:05Honestly, Viola, I think you put up an amazing fight.
00:58:07Oh, what did you do?
00:58:10My sister said something.
00:58:11You're safe for now.
00:58:13Hold me back, girl.
00:58:13Hold me back.
00:58:14Hold me back.
00:58:15All right, girlies.
00:58:16Well, this has probably been the worst Christmas ever.
00:58:19Oh, bum.
00:58:20And I think a few of us want to listen to this lip sync song.
00:58:24Yes.
00:58:25Let's go, girlies.
00:58:26Now, just between us girlfriends, I want to hear from you.
00:58:30What do you think?
00:58:31Starting with Elle Vosk.
00:58:33Elle Vosk was wonderful.
00:58:35I thought that she had a point of view.
00:58:37Also, when things didn't completely land, she was there.
00:58:39She was present.
00:58:40I love Wagman.
00:58:41Yeah!
00:58:42I could see her playing that in a mockumentary.
00:58:45It was so good.
00:58:46And then tonight on the runway, she looked beautiful.
00:58:48She is stepping on the gas.
00:58:50And what a smart choice to do Jojo Siwa.
00:58:53All right, selects addiction.
00:58:54I'm a Doctor Who fan, so I got the characters straight away.
00:58:57The problem was she didn't know where to go with it.
00:58:59But, you know, it was great to see such a beautiful queen be really silly and weird and strange.
00:59:05Because when she did come out on the runway, I mean, I was completely blown away.
00:59:09Loved the powder blue and the stripper shoes, but could do without the nipple.
00:59:14If I had a nickel.
00:59:16You mean a nipple?
00:59:17All right, Bonnie and Clyde.
00:59:21One word.
00:59:22Chair.
00:59:24It was brilliant.
00:59:27There was put-downs.
00:59:28There was puns.
00:59:29Sit on someone else's face.
00:59:31I'm busy.
00:59:31That was a really good example of when you do all your homework.
00:59:37You're absolutely right.
00:59:38I think she needs her own show as chair.
00:59:40And this gold outfit, come on.
00:59:42She looked like a billion dollars.
00:59:45All right, Tayris.
00:59:46I did feel uncomfortable.
00:59:48It was just a replica of this character that I don't think is that well-loved or that well-known anymore.
00:59:55We got tea, we got coffee, but we no longer answer.
00:59:57She didn't fail by any stretch.
00:59:59I just don't know why she chose that character.
01:00:02I think she chose this character because she can do a Jamaican accent, honestly.
01:00:06I think it was as simple as that.
01:00:07On the runway, however, she's getting stronger and stronger each week.
01:00:11And it's so wonderful to see her come out of her shell.
01:00:13She looked gorgeous tonight.
01:00:15All right, page three.
01:00:17This was an opportunity where imagination was just up for grabs.
01:00:22She could have gone so much further with just being a Scouse Alexa.
01:00:26I don't fucking know.
01:00:27You look it up.
01:00:28I started to dread when we'd get around to her because I knew it was going to be painful.
01:00:32The runway look, what a save.
01:00:34I mean, on paper, you go, oh, that's not going to work.
01:00:36But it did.
01:00:38And it strangely made me feel Christmassy and horny.
01:00:41Let's talk about Bones.
01:00:45Oh, my heart really went out to Bones.
01:00:47She got in her own head and gave us literally nothing.
01:00:52Um, even if you can't think of a single joke, do the voice.
01:00:58All right, get me.
01:00:59And never once did she say, what's the story, Morning Glory?
01:01:03You know?
01:01:03Tonight on the runway, she absolutely looked stunning.
01:01:07You could tell the story.
01:01:09I don't know whether it was enough.
01:01:11All right, let's talk about Katrin Phelan.
01:01:13We got exactly what it said on the tin.
01:01:15That was Bonnie Tyler.
01:01:17Total eclipse of the heart.
01:01:18She took all the trademarks she could find.
01:01:20And she filled in the rest.
01:01:22I mean, this is not the crown.
01:01:23It's not the biography, Chad.
01:01:26Tonight on the runway was kind of a miss for me.
01:01:28It wasn't on par with the others, but I didn't mind it.
01:01:31Because, again, she's able to sell everything.
01:01:33She is.
01:01:33All right, silence.
01:01:35I have made my decision.
01:01:38Bring back my girls.
01:01:40Welcome back, queens.
01:01:42I've made some decisions.
01:01:46Teres Mungardi, you're safe.
01:01:52Thank you so much.
01:01:54You may step to the back of the stage.
01:01:56Love you.
01:01:58I love that baby.
01:01:59Bonnie and Clyde, you were a gypsy, you were a tramp, you were an armchair.
01:02:16Condragulations.
01:02:16You are the winner of this week's challenge.
01:02:18Done, Bonnie.
01:02:20Done, Bonnie.
01:02:23Thank you so much.
01:02:25This is an absolute dream come true.
01:02:26And the proud recipient of a coveted Rue Peter badge.
01:02:38Weared with pride and think of Ireland.
01:02:41I will.
01:02:42You may step to the back of the stage.
01:02:46Well done, baby.
01:02:47Well done, Paul.
01:02:48El Vosk.
01:02:52Katrin Phelans.
01:02:55You are both safe.
01:02:57Great job this week.
01:02:58Thank you so much.
01:03:00You may join the other girls.
01:03:09Selects Addiction.
01:03:13You are safe.
01:03:14Thank you so, so much.
01:03:19You may join the other girls.
01:03:22I love you.
01:03:23I love you both so.
01:03:24No, I love you.
01:03:25All done.
01:03:26Bones.
01:03:28Page three.
01:03:30I'm sorry, my dears, but you are up for elimination.
01:03:34This is not what I expected for myself, but these are the cards that we have been dealt.
01:03:39It's time to give these bitches a show.
01:03:43Let's do it.
01:03:45Two queens stand before me.
01:03:51I've consulted with the judges, but the final decision is mine to make.
01:03:58Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me.
01:04:03Save yourself from elimination.
01:04:06The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
01:04:21I never thought I'd be in this situation.
01:04:23Going up against a sister like Paige is not a nice feeling at all, but I'm ready to fight
01:04:29for it.
01:04:30Good luck and don't fuck it up.
01:04:35Sometimes I feel I've got to run away.
01:04:51I've got to get away from the pain you drive into.
01:04:57The heart of me, the love we share, seems to go nowhere.
01:05:04And I've lost my light, for I toss and turn.
01:05:10I can't sleep at night.
01:05:12Once I ran to you, now I'll run from you.
01:05:18This tainted love you've given, I give you all a boy could give you.
01:05:25Take my tears and that's not nearly all.
01:05:30Tainted love, tainted love, now I know I've got to run away.
01:05:40I've got to get away.
01:05:44You don't really want any more from me.
01:05:47You don't really want any more from me.
01:05:48Once I ran to you, now I'll run from you.
01:05:54This tainted love you've given, I give you all a boy could give you.
01:06:01Take my tears and that's not nearly all.
01:06:06Tainted love, tainted love, don't touch me, please.
01:06:14Cause I cannot stand the way you tease.
01:06:17I love you though, you hurt me so.
01:06:20Now I'm gonna pack my things and go, tainted love.
01:06:28Tainted love, tainted love, tainted love.
01:06:35Ladies, I've made my decision.
01:06:49Bones, Shantae you stay.
01:07:02You may join the other girls.
01:07:04Thank you so much and thank you for seeing the potential that I have inside me.
01:07:07I know it's in there and I really did trip this week, but it won't happen again.
01:07:12Not for you, mother.
01:07:15Give it a drink out.
01:07:22Page three.
01:07:34You belong on the cover, girl.
01:07:39Now, sashay away.
01:07:44I am so privileged to be here, to be stood in front of you.
01:07:52You are drag and I'm so thankful that you gave me the opportunity to be here to show the
01:07:58world a little bit more than a pair of tits.
01:08:01Have a look how it looks though.
01:08:13Well, I have one last thing to say.
01:08:17So, basically, I went to the shop the other day and had to buy some celery.
01:08:20It was really weird because it was out of date and anyway, so then I said to her.
01:08:25Oh, you stupid cow.
01:08:30I'm happy with everything I've accomplished here.
01:08:42That lip sync was an absolute pleasure to do with my friend, even though she sent me home,
01:08:48the horrible, horrible cow.
01:08:50I came here to show people who I am and I've done that.
01:08:55Well.
01:08:56That's that.
01:09:01Conjagulations, ladies.
01:09:04Now, remember, you can't love yourself how in the hell you're going to love somebody else.
01:09:08Can I get an amen up in here?
01:09:10Amen.
01:09:11All right, now let the music play.
01:09:26Next time on RuPaul's Drag Race UK, you need to give our pop culture goddesses, The Huns,
01:09:33a head-to-toe drag transformation.
01:09:36I am that bitch.
01:09:38My feelings don't end.
01:09:40I'm like, corset, where have you been all my life?
01:09:43Hey.
01:09:44You look so beautiful.
01:09:46There is something about the outfit that kind of slightly confuses me.
01:09:51How did you do this?
01:09:53called...
01:10:05PKR, you can't look at me, didn't you?
01:10:10You're on.
01:10:13I'm sorry.
01:10:15You're on.
01:10:16I want to take me away.
01:10:18Qing, Qing, Qing, Qing!
01:10:22You
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