25 Year Old Zit

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*That* viral video, now archived!  YouTube took down the original upload years ago because they said it violated their terms of service on gory and disgusting content. Lol. But fortunately, you can still watch it via the Wayback Machine, so I downloaded it from there! Enjoy! :)  #Popping #Blackhead #DPOW #DilatedPoreofWiner

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00:00It looks like it hurts. Does it hurt?

00:08Can't quit now.

00:11Get the tweezers.

00:14Here, Mom, do you want to tweet that off?

00:19Megan, go get a flashlight.

00:23She doesn't know where it's a flashlight.

00:25Megan, let me tell you, honey.

00:26Yeah.

00:27In Johnny's drawer.

00:28Which one?

00:29Johnny's desk, okay?

00:30Desk drawer.

00:31You open this head.

00:34How did you do this?

00:35How did you do this?

00:37It's more difficult.

00:39It's still not coming out.

00:41You can't get it out.

00:43Have you done this before?

00:45No, he didn't do this.

00:46I didn't do this before.

00:48This is too dangerous.

00:50What's the right?

00:52What's the right?

00:53What's the right?

00:54It's doing this.

00:55But smart is capital.

00:57It's too much.

00:58Three and two.

00:59The explanation mark.

01:00SMART.

01:01All cap.

01:02Smile.

01:03Smile.

01:04Smile.

01:05Only S.

01:06Only S.

01:07Too much.

01:08Three and two.

01:10Smile.

01:11Number two.

01:13Much.

01:14Number three.

01:15Now two.

01:16Great Grace, how are you doing?

01:17I'm great.

01:18I'm not worried.

01:19Oh, sorry.

01:23It kind of looks like an artichoke.

01:26Or like a black artichoke.

01:31Can you move your...

01:32Oh, that's what you want?

01:33Yeah, the head.

01:36Like the eye of the needle.

01:39So I'm wondering, can we not...

01:42Cut it in half?

01:43Yeah, like get scissors in there and kind of...

01:46Oh, looky there.

01:47Oh, that's a big chunk.

01:49All right, shine it.

01:53Shine it.

01:54Shine it on here.

01:57We got a dead one.

01:59Go get another one.

02:00Where are...

02:00It's the only one I found.

02:02In the same drawer.

02:04He's got two or three, honey.

02:05Ooh, this one's coming out.

02:15Green time.

02:16This is like a dried up hoop.

02:18Oh, my God.

02:21Mom.

02:23I lost it really great.

02:28Okay, can you get that, Mom?

02:30Tweezer.

02:33Oh.

02:35Okay, pull.

02:37It's kind of...

02:37It'll break.

02:38It's fibrocy.

02:39It's all fibrocy.

02:39It's just like a whole bunch.

02:45Do you have any like tape, like a tape around the thing so I don't lose my grip on the needle?

02:51Yeah, I have tapes.

02:55This is bad.

02:56After we clean it out, she'll be able to think so much better.

02:59Really?

03:00Really?

03:01When that...

03:05Do you remember that?

03:07Yeah, I drew the picture of people stabbing me.

03:09She, she, you know, I have something like that.

03:12Yeah.

03:12It's so deep.

03:14She used senjou, okay?

03:15Mm-hmm.

03:15She went in.

03:16She said, oh, there's not.

03:17There's root.

03:18There's...

03:18She went in twice.

03:21Finally cleared it up.

03:22She said, oh, your body's going to feel so much better because this is root.

03:25It's going in deep, deep, and it really messed up your...

03:30Your brain?

03:31Yeah.

03:32You're too close to her brain.

03:35That's why I married my husband.

03:36He doesn't remember now.

03:38That's exactly when it started.

03:40It's all coming back.

03:42Oh, my goodness.

03:44So big.

03:48Don't tell me.

03:50I have a scalpel.

03:52I'll cut it.

03:53Mike, I thought, said something about a scalpel.

03:58He said he wanted to cut his.

04:00Cut it all inside.

04:01Tweezers, tweezers.

04:02Tweezers.

04:08Are you squeezing, too?

04:10Try to push it up.

04:12Are you doing okay, Grace?

04:13Mm-hmm.

04:15Wait, let me try from...

04:16Squeeze from here, too.

04:17Yeah, just squeeze.

04:17Go.

04:19Tweezer.

04:21Oh, no, you're pushing it back in.

04:22Oh, no, you're good.

04:26Okay, let me try and pull it out from that angle, too.

04:37Oh, my word.

04:38Oh, are you getting this?

04:40On video?

04:43Yes.

04:45Mom!

04:45I can't find one.

04:49Okay.

04:49You're no good.

04:51You should flash it.

04:52Oh, yes!

04:54It's coming here, Grace!

04:55Above that door.

04:56He has a flash on it.

04:57Listen.

04:58Okay, let me clean off this door for a second.

05:00No, no, no, no.

05:00It's coming.

05:03Okay.

05:06Come on, I need light.

05:09There we go.

05:10Oh.

05:10Are you okay, Ingrid?

05:17Mm-hmm.

05:22She's like, this is the closest I get to a spa package.

05:24I don't know what kind of spa she'd be going to for this.

05:30A detoxifying?

05:31No, this would be like, like, torturing myself.

05:35How do you see this?

05:37It's disgusting.

05:38No, it's not!

05:39Don't push it back.

05:42Mm-hmm.

05:43Mm-hmm.

05:44Oh, my goodness.

05:47I need to go off this off.

05:50Oh, my word.

05:51Yeah.

05:51Sorry.

05:52Nope.

05:53It's like a tree trunk.

05:55I told you that, uh...

05:57Mm-hmm.

05:57Are you okay?

05:58Ah!

05:59Ah!

06:00Ah!

06:01Ah!

06:02Ah!

06:03Ah!

06:04Ah!

06:05Ah!

06:06Ah!

06:07Ah!

06:08Ah!

06:09Ah!

06:10Ah!

06:11Ah!

06:12Ah!

06:13Ah!

06:14Ah!

06:14Oh, my gosh.

06:15Oh, my gosh.

06:16Oh, my gosh.

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