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00:00Hey, you still want to go out tonight?

00:02Maybe I'm not available on such short notice.

00:04Are you?

00:06I could go for steak.

00:08Food's boring.

00:10Let's do something exciting.

00:26Sure you've never done this?

00:28I'm a teacher.

00:3018 years on the job.

00:32You ever killed anybody?

00:3418 years on the job.

00:40What's to stop you or me or them from just blowing somebody away?

00:46Death row.

00:50Okay.

00:52Your turn.

00:54One more?

01:04You have, um, amazing shoulders.

01:08No, they're tarnished.

01:10Look, bullet worn from the army.

01:14You saw battle?

01:16Israeli men are very macho.

01:18Everything is all fine when you bring another woman into bed.

01:20But you bring another man and they go crazy.

01:24So he shot you.

01:26To be honest, if he hadn't, I would have thought he was faggot.

01:30And the sex was great that night.

01:32The pain.

01:34And the pleasure.

01:36Very exciting.

01:38Here you go.

01:40The pain.

01:41Mm-hmm.

01:48Hello?

01:49Helia?

01:50This is Joseph.

01:52Joseph?

01:54Joseph.

01:56So, um, how are you?

01:59Well, I'm feeling somewhat conflicted, Helia.

02:02As a follower of Islam, one of the evils we must be watchful for is the enticing beauty of women.

02:09Yet I'd very much like to see you.

02:12That's a compliment, right?

02:14Are you available for marriage?

02:16Excuse me?

02:17Did you just propose?

02:19Oh, damn.

02:20You don't waste no time, Farrakhan.

02:23Oh, no, no.

02:24I'm sorry if you misunderstood.

02:26I was just inquiring if you were available for marriage down the line.

02:31Right now, I wish us to get better acquainted.

02:36I just love the way you talk.

02:40You want to date me, right?

02:41Look, I've been waiting here for two hours.

02:43Excuse me just a minute, Helia.

02:45I understand your frustration, ma'am.

02:49We will find your bags.

02:51I'm doing my best.

02:54Devil bitch.

02:55Helia, I'm afraid anything beyond phone calls would be unwise at this juncture.

03:03The temptation would be too great.

03:06How long it gonna take until you get unwise, cuz...

03:09Well, no disrespect to Muhammad, but I think you're damn fine, and I want to see you face to face.

03:15I'll see you in 40 minutes.

03:18The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading.

03:23What are you doing?

03:24Oh, I thought we were hitting it off.

03:28Yeah, we are.

03:29Good.

03:30Uh, oh, I'm sorry.

03:34It's too soon since your lover died.

03:38No, I've been with many men.

03:40Helps to get over things.

03:42Mm-hmm, good.

03:45Am I getting mixed messages here, or...?

03:47Look.

03:49You're adorable.

03:51But I'm not attracted to you.

03:55Sorry.

03:56Are you a chubby chaser or something?

03:58No.

03:59You just...

04:01I like a man.

04:03Someone big and strong.

04:06Someone who can grow a beard.

04:08You're pretty, and I could flip you like a pancake.

04:11You'd ask permission instead of just slamming me up against a wall and fucking me until I come like a volcano.

04:19But we can still be friends.

04:21Right?

04:22I want to try the Glock next.

04:27Or maybe the Magnum.

04:29Easy there, cowgirl.

04:30Maybe next time.

04:32We're done?

04:34I've got a long drive to Pacific Beach, and it takes me hours to sterilize my piercing needles.

04:39Sorry.

04:41Do you like going undercover?

04:45With you, I do.

04:46Oh, come on.

04:47It's exciting, isn't it?

04:49Until you get shot in the ass by a meth freak with a nail gun.

04:55Yeah, it's exciting.

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