- 5 hours ago
Full Episode of The Romantic Thesis of Us
Category
๐ฅ
Short filmTranscript
00:00:01Ten seconds, and I'll have Leo falling all over me.
00:00:05Leo, right?
00:00:07Call my wife. I want to meet her.
00:00:09Mr. Brian, you're not supposed to fall for your students.
00:00:13Who wrote this? Psychology of Love.
00:00:16The Psychology of Love paper is not based on any hard data.
00:00:19How about a video of him saying that he loves you?
00:00:22Step one to Mia's love theory?
00:00:24Create controlled chaos.
00:00:26He's a total fuckboy, and he hooks up with girls all night.
00:00:30Do you have a boyfriend?
00:00:31I found something on her lizard.
00:00:34Step number three, spice things up with a little physical contact.
00:00:38You're not really the type.
00:00:40I've drafted your divorce papers.
00:00:42We were both named Mia, so we were obviously friends.
00:00:45Do you know, uh, Mia?
00:00:47What?
00:00:48Same name, hometown, and birthday.
00:00:51See that?
00:00:53My son gave this to you, right?
00:00:55My friend, she lost this necklace, trying to get it back to her.
00:00:58Do you want a divorce?
00:01:00Please!
00:01:01How would you do that?
00:01:03He's playing.
00:01:04Do you like me?
00:01:05Actually, I'm married.
00:01:07Leo, Brian, and Mia Rose.
00:01:10He's my husband.
00:01:14You're the real Mia.
00:01:16My Mia.
00:01:18As a student of love philosophy, today is the first time I've been invited to a costume party.
00:01:31And I'm gonna wow them all.
00:01:33Until...
00:01:35What is she wearing?
00:01:37Don't worry.
00:01:38Oh my god, this is so embarrassing.
00:01:43I didn't think you'd come.
00:01:45This outfit is a choice.
00:01:48Did I come to the wrong place?
00:01:51Everyone, our love expert, Mia.
00:01:54She's dressed a bit special today.
00:01:56So it's the perfect time for everyone to get to know her.
00:02:02Well, you think you write the psychology of love and you're some kind of love group?
00:02:07I thought this was Professor Brian's costume party.
00:02:10Oh, you received this invitation?
00:02:15Sorry.
00:02:16Yours is fake.
00:02:18We made it for you, Dr. Love.
00:02:22Let's post it.
00:02:23Entitled it, The Funny Girl Breakdown.
00:02:26The Love Psychologist Exposed.
00:02:40That's enough.
00:02:44What are you all doing here?
00:02:48Weren't you supposed to be welcoming the school's sponsor?
00:02:51Yes.
00:02:52We are welcoming the sponsor, but...
00:02:55I've seen how you're welcoming me.
00:02:58Are you okay?
00:02:59I was seriously over the line.
00:03:02Yeah, they used my research against me.
00:03:05Screw them.
00:03:06I mean, you're amazing.
00:03:08They're just jealous of how brilliant you are.
00:03:11Still pretending to be an academic?
00:03:14Maybe your next paper should be titled,
00:03:16How to Public Cure Self Under Embarrass.
00:03:21Alright, Amy.
00:03:22Let's make this interesting.
00:03:26Ten seconds.
00:03:28And I'll have Leo falling all over me.
00:03:31Are you dreaming?
00:03:33You're crazy.
00:03:34If you're wrong, then you have to apologize to me in front of everyone.
00:03:40And if I lose...
00:03:43Then I will delete my thesis.
00:03:45And I will admit that I'm a fraud.
00:03:48Do.
00:03:49I'm a fraud.
00:03:50I'm a fraud.
00:03:55I'm a fraud.
00:03:56Hi.
00:03:58Leo.
00:04:00Right?
00:04:04It was really cool what you did over there.
00:04:07Mia?
00:04:09And do you remember my name?
00:04:11It's hard to forget someone who comes to a reception dressed as a Vegas show girl.
00:04:15I thought excellence came from boldness.
00:04:20Or is that just a theory?
00:04:32Wayne.
00:04:37Her earring is caught on my coat.
00:04:45It's in your eyes.
00:04:58Oh, oh, oh.
00:05:01Oh, oh, oh.
00:05:03Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:05:06Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:05:09There's something in those eyes.
00:05:12Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:05:16I can't take no more lies.
00:05:20There's something in those eyes.
00:05:27That's it.
00:05:28Find out everything you can about Mia.
00:05:32Oh.
00:05:33And call my wife.
00:05:34I want to meet her.
00:05:36You got it.
00:05:42You said ten seconds.
00:05:51I counted six.
00:05:52I mean, that was insane.
00:05:54You had the whole room holding their breath.
00:05:56Even Leo.
00:05:57Step one to Mia's love theory.
00:05:59Create controlled chaos.
00:06:01And what was the result?
00:06:03Chemistry 1A.
00:06:04Dopamine activation.
00:06:09Hello?
00:06:10So she crashed an exclusive dinner.
00:06:17Forged the invitation.
00:06:19And put on a performance.
00:06:21And calls it research.
00:06:22I think there might be some misunderstanding.
00:06:25I mean, she was at the top of her psychology department.
00:06:28Perfect GPA.
00:06:29No disciplinary record.
00:06:31Place of Earth to Oregon?
00:06:35It's just like her.
00:06:37How's it going with the meeting with my wife?
00:06:40Oh.
00:06:41All set.
00:06:42It's today.
00:06:46My husband wants to meet me today.
00:06:49Ugh.
00:06:50Seriously?
00:06:51That prick didn't even go to the wedding.
00:06:52You're gonna see him.
00:06:53Nope.
00:06:54Love is the last thing I need to be happy.
00:06:57Do you take this man to be your husband?
00:07:15I do.
00:07:16There, Mom.
00:07:17Now I am married to a stranger who lives thousands of miles away.
00:07:25I hope you're happy.
00:07:27My parents arranged the marriage before they died.
00:07:31I haven't even met the man.
00:07:33I need to get a divorce.
00:07:35Asap.
00:07:36Lily?
00:07:37Oh my gosh.
00:07:38Long time no see.
00:07:39What are our plans?
00:07:40I need you to pretend to be me and divorce my husband that I've never met.
00:07:54Hold on.
00:07:55Why me?
00:07:56Because you know me better than anyone.
00:08:00And you have a ton of experience handling jerks.
00:08:04Girl, you called me because of that.
00:08:06No, wait, Lily, Lily.
00:08:07Um.
00:08:14Say no more.
00:08:15When are we gonna do that?
00:08:17Well.
00:08:30Oh my god.
00:08:36Mia's husband is just my type.
00:08:42Are you Leo Bryan?
00:08:44Yes.
00:08:45Please.
00:08:46Sit.
00:08:54I'm sorry I've been MIA since we got married.
00:08:58I'll make it up to you.
00:08:59This marriage was our parents' idea.
00:09:01But I'll put you through college.
00:09:05You can divorce after you graduate.
00:09:07Actually I...
00:09:08I know you have a lot of student debt.
00:09:12And you're welcome to move in with me.
00:09:24Let me think about it.
00:09:26Let me know when you've thought it over.
00:09:29Oh, it's okay.
00:09:30I've got this.
00:09:31See you later.
00:09:32See you later.
00:09:33See you later.
00:09:34See you later.
00:09:35See you later.
00:09:36See you later.
00:09:37See you later.
00:09:38See you later.
00:09:39See you later.
00:09:40See you later.
00:09:42See you later.
00:09:43See you later!
00:09:44See you later!
00:09:45Oh, my God, girl!
00:09:59Lily!
00:10:00Oh, my gosh, tell me everything that happened.
00:10:02Your husband is so ugly and dirt poor tooth.
00:10:06I mean, he even tried to fill me up.
00:10:08You dodged a bullet, girl.
00:10:09Wait, Lily, I'm so sorry.
00:10:11Are you okay?
00:10:13Well, no problem, because I just keep him right in the family's nose.
00:10:18So just forget if he ever existed, okay?
00:10:21Okay.
00:10:22Well, let me at least make you dinner.
00:10:26Please, it's the least I can do.
00:10:31Rejected.
00:10:33The psychology of love paper is not based on any hard data.
00:10:38Then what do you want me to do?
00:10:40Find the perfect man.
00:10:42Back at the perfect man.
00:10:43Then get back to me.
00:10:44Good luck with that one.
00:10:55Who is the perfect guy?
00:11:00What are you going to do?
00:11:01Graduation's in three months.
00:11:03Yeah, and don't forget about your student loans, girl.
00:11:05I mean, you need a guinea pig and fast.
00:11:13Leo Bryan.
00:11:15He's a visiting professor here.
00:11:18Wow.
00:11:19Fate is working overtime with you two.
00:11:21Mr. Bryan, you're not supposed to fall for your students.
00:11:41Back to her with Mia.
00:11:42It'll be a piece of cake.
00:11:45I'll just implement step two of Mia's drama.
00:11:49Men are visual creatures.
00:11:51You need to catch his eye first.
00:11:57Bryan Technologies is investing in a new research project on companionship AI.
00:12:03This is mortifying.
00:12:04I thought he was the only one here.
00:12:08And I'm looking for an assistant.
00:12:10We are the obvious choice.
00:12:26Amy and I are the perfect choice for this project.
00:12:30As you may know, Amy's dad is the CEO...
00:12:33Connections won't get you anywhere with me.
00:12:36Go.
00:12:38I'm not repeating myself.
00:12:42He really is the perfect guy.
00:12:46You.
00:12:47Go.
00:12:49Me?
00:12:51Why?
00:12:51I don't want anybody working for me who's more concerned about clothes than research.
00:12:55Who wrote this?
00:13:05Psychology of Love.
00:13:07You're right.
00:13:12That's one of the best records I've ever read.
00:13:17Your full name is Mia Rose.
00:13:20The one and only.
00:13:21It says here you were born in Oregon.
00:13:22Sister City, to be exact.
00:13:26Do you have a boyfriend?
00:13:28Absolutely.
00:13:31Positively.
00:13:32100% no.
00:13:34Holy shit.
00:13:35He's interrogating me about my love life in front of everyone.
00:13:40Oh, he is so in love with me.
00:13:44Her name is identical to my wife's.
00:13:46And she's from the same city.
00:13:51Ahem.
00:13:52You got the job.
00:13:56Everyone else can go.
00:13:57Sorry.
00:13:59Thank you, Professor Brian.
00:14:03Just keep things professional.
00:14:05Or you're done.
00:14:08Just do your job.
00:14:12Step number three in Mia's Guide to Romance.
00:14:16Spice things up with a little physical contact.
00:14:18Just making sure my boss looks good.
00:14:26I want to hold you under the red moon.
00:14:34Me?
00:14:36I'd be more worried about yourself.
00:14:40My grandma wouldn't wear that dress.
00:14:42Well, your grandma should wash your mouth out with soap for talking to me that way.
00:14:46Anson.
00:14:49Familiarize her with the project over the next few days.
00:14:52Understood.
00:14:53Listen up, Lily.
00:14:59Rent's on me this month.
00:15:01What?
00:15:02You became a Miss Moneybags all of a sudden?
00:15:05This is Leo Brian.
00:15:07And I'm going to be his research assistant.
00:15:12Um, Leo Brian, do you know he's your husband?
00:15:15Can you pay?
00:15:16Yeah.
00:15:17I have to make him fall in love with me if I'm going to pass this semester.
00:15:21Girl, listen to me.
00:15:23I've heard he's a total fuckboy and he hooks up with girls all night.
00:15:28Please, stay away from him.
00:15:50Baby, baby.
00:15:51I don't know where to go.
00:15:52You said you would take care of me.
00:16:00Because we're married, right?
00:16:07Because we're married, right?
00:16:11So, where are we sleeping to?
00:16:17Just stay in your own lane.
00:16:19You can have the upstairs.
00:16:21This is all going to be mine one day.
00:16:31Leo, you're going to fall for me whether you like it or not.
00:16:38Professor Brian still hasn't asked you out.
00:16:41No?
00:16:42You know, I'm starting to think that maybe my method doesn't actually work.
00:16:48You should ask your roommate, Lily.
00:16:49Guy's over.
00:16:50Not my roommate anymore.
00:16:52She just moved in with her new boyfriend.
00:16:55They're so jealous that you're like this.
00:16:58The Professor Brian.
00:17:01Listen, I hate to be a bummer, but everyone's saying this dude's way out of your league.
00:17:05Bullshit.
00:17:06I am nice, I am hardworking, and I have my master's.
00:17:12What, I'm out of that moody weirdo's league?
00:17:15Uh, I know.
00:17:16I am Professor Jackoff, and I'm a total asshole.
00:17:20You're right.
00:17:21I never shut up, and I love to hear the sound of my own voice.
00:17:25He aggravates me more than anyone I have ever met.
00:17:43Well, what a coincidence.
00:17:46If it isn't my favorite professor.
00:17:49I didn't realize you were so two-faced.
00:17:51I came here to invite you to the club tomorrow, but...
00:17:57A fancy date?
00:18:07It's happening.
00:18:08I mean, I can't believe it.
00:18:09Leo really asked you out.
00:18:11Finally.
00:18:12It's my turn.
00:18:13Mia, I've heard you're going to the country club with Mr. Leo Brian tomorrow.
00:18:24Yeah.
00:18:26You don't have to worry about me.
00:18:28You're such a good friend.
00:18:31But now, I need to go pick out my outfit for tomorrow.
00:18:35Go, girl.
00:18:36Oh, I'm sorry, Mia.
00:18:44Leo is mine.
00:18:48Step four in Mia's Guide to Romance, A, B, X.
00:18:53Always be smiling.
00:18:55Good morning.
00:19:07Hi.
00:19:08This is a very important meeting.
00:19:10I'll be brought to the samples I mentioned in my notes.
00:19:13Peter?
00:19:14Leo!
00:19:17What the fuck?
00:19:23Come on, hurry up.
00:19:24This note must have been in the invite.
00:19:27Where did it go?
00:19:29Mia, come on.
00:19:30Get your head in the gate.
00:19:43Good to see you.
00:19:44Long time no see.
00:19:45How have you been?
00:19:46Good.
00:19:47Should we have a toast?
00:19:48We could.
00:19:50Oh, I brought the samples that you asked for.
00:19:53Yeah.
00:19:53Mia, you want to show them?
00:19:55Mia, samples.
00:20:06Sample?
00:20:07You must be starving.
00:20:14Honey, I'm not feeling well.
00:20:16I shouldn't have drunk on an empty stomach.
00:20:18We could.
00:20:19Sugar.
00:20:21Research shows that skipping breakfast is a big no-no, so why don't you eat first and we'll
00:20:28talk later.
00:20:30Mr. Brian, your girlfriend is such a sweetheart.
00:20:32Everyone is all about business.
00:20:34It's just a nice change of pace.
00:20:36Ah, yeah, she's a great girl.
00:20:39One second.
00:20:41Uh-oh, we should eat.
00:20:43Let's taco there, shall we?
00:20:47Are you trying to embarrass me?
00:20:50I thought this was a date.
00:20:52A date?
00:20:54Really?
00:20:55You're into your professor?
00:20:57I...
00:21:04Don't misunderstand this.
00:21:06You're only here because Anne's busy.
00:21:10Of course.
00:21:12It's professional.
00:21:16Jetty's ready!
00:21:18Let's continue the conversation on our island, Mr. Bryan.
00:21:21Great. Lead the way.
00:21:27I just can't get to break, can I?
00:21:32Hey, how are things going with Professor Hottie?
00:21:34Not good.
00:21:35I'm an idiot.
00:21:36I thought it was a date, and it's not, and I'm out on my ass.
00:21:39Fuck this!
00:21:47This day just keeps getting worse and worse!
00:21:50I'm thinking I'm thinking I'm thinking I don't even wanna play this game.
00:22:11Leo?
00:22:13You came?
00:22:14Hmm?
00:22:30I couldn't leave you here alone.
00:22:32You are my assistant, after all.
00:22:35That is very nice of you.
00:22:38I'm sorry about it earlier.
00:22:40I didn't explain myself quite clearly.
00:22:42But you did well.
00:22:45You shouldn't push yourself.
00:22:46Here.
00:22:47Take this.
00:22:48Take this.
00:22:49Take this.
00:22:50Take this.
00:22:51Take this.
00:22:55Take this.
00:22:57Take this.
00:23:03I'm going to get you all wet.
00:23:05Don't worry about me.
00:23:06I got this.
00:23:07We are just trying to leave the lost in the ground.
00:23:12I need to trip you forever
00:23:18Tonight's the night we make an air
00:23:21It's okay, I can do it myself
00:23:28You want something to drink?
00:23:30I'm good
00:23:31What's wrong?
00:23:35I got it
00:23:37Just an example
00:23:39That's how I let go of you
00:23:44Damn it
00:23:45Do you always have random hookups?
00:23:54There's a lesson from your professor
00:23:56Every conclusion needs evidence to back it up
00:24:07Would you like to find out?
00:24:21He is so sexy
00:24:23I almost forgot what his lips taste like
00:24:30How many girls have just melted looking in those eyes?
00:24:40But I'm a professor
00:24:41I won't take it that trivial
00:24:45Seems like a gentleman to me
00:24:48I've heard he's a total fuckboy
00:24:51And he hooks up with girls all night
00:24:53So why did Lily say that?
00:24:56Miss Rose
00:25:02I've drafted your divorce papers
00:25:04Thank you, Harvey
00:25:09Mia is married?
00:25:16Thank you, Harvey
00:25:17Was that your parents?
00:25:23No, actually, my parents are dead
00:25:27I'm sorry
00:25:31I'll take you home
00:25:33You really don't have to do that
00:25:36Thanks for the ride
00:25:44Where were you?
00:25:45We were waiting for you
00:25:46It's kind of a thing
00:25:48Sorry
00:25:48It's okay
00:25:50We were just
00:25:51I was scared shitless
00:25:52Okay
00:25:53I'm glad you're alright
00:25:55Hey
00:25:58Miss Rose
00:25:59Got home safe
00:26:00So
00:26:01I'm off to the bar
00:26:02Oh, there was some guy there
00:26:05Though he was like
00:26:06Pushing her around
00:26:07What?
00:26:08Who?
00:26:10I couldn't get a good look at him
00:26:12But
00:26:13They went inside
00:26:14Together
00:26:15Now
00:26:16She is obviously after you
00:26:19So
00:26:19Why don't you just fire her?
00:26:21We need her expertise
00:26:23And
00:26:24As a professor
00:26:25I should keep an eye on her
00:26:26Yeah, good excuse
00:26:28Look into her supposed husband
00:26:31We haven't spent any time together
00:26:51Could you please sleep with me tonight?
00:26:55We're getting a divorce after you graduate
00:26:59So don't get any ideas
00:27:01I'll come back after you're dressed
00:27:06I want to let real new
00:27:14Take you away from me
00:27:15Wait, so he carried you home
00:27:27He's totally in love with you
00:27:29Advance congratulations on graduating early
00:27:32It's...
00:27:34Stay the fuck away from me
00:27:42We are never going to happen?
00:27:46He's playing me like a damn puppet
00:27:49You know how men are
00:27:51They treat women like easy come easy go
00:27:54It's textbook Matthew effect
00:27:57I showed my hand too soon
00:27:59Don't give up that easy
00:28:00We still have plan B
00:28:02The cold shoulder
00:28:04Maybe he's just stubborn
00:28:07Take this
00:28:12It was developed by my department
00:28:14It can monitor the wearer's heartbeat and brain waves
00:28:18Emma
00:28:19You are a genius
00:28:22Leo Brian
00:28:24You ain't seen nothing yet
00:28:26Eating alone, Professor Brian?
00:28:52I usually lunch on my own
00:28:53But you're welcome to join me
00:28:55Just for you
00:28:56Sorry for the misunderstanding
00:28:57I just wanted to borrow this
00:29:00You're not really my type
00:29:02Oh yeah, nice work
00:29:19He's definitely jealous
00:29:21How can feelings just disappear like that?
00:29:40Enough
00:29:40How can me just say I'm not her type?
00:29:47It seems like you care about her more than you should, Professor
00:29:50I found something
00:29:52On her husband
00:29:53Seems like she's secretly married
00:30:01None of her classmates know
00:30:03We need a P.I.
00:30:08She's too innocent
00:30:09I'm afraid that's someone who's going to take advantage of her
00:30:12I've heard a lot of guys on campus are after her
00:30:16She lives in a shady part of town
00:30:19Girls in bars get harassed there all the time
00:30:22Professor Brian, I need the afternoon off
00:30:31Why?
00:30:33Well, if you must know, I have a date
00:30:36With who?
00:30:38Now that is really none of your business
00:30:41You can't
00:30:43I need you this afternoon
00:30:44Miss Assistant
00:30:47And it's totally working
00:30:56He's taking me a shopping
00:30:58Careful
00:31:00Who are you talking to?
00:31:03It's private
00:31:04And what, are you trying to spy on your assistant?
00:31:08Why don't you help me pick something up?
00:31:12Which one do you like?
00:31:13Try it on
00:31:20It's for a birthday present
00:31:23How did you know that tomorrow's my birthday?
00:31:28Tomorrow's your birthday?
00:31:29Okay
00:31:29I want to meet you
00:31:30Under the red moon
00:31:34Only a blanket of stars
00:31:38To keep us warm
00:31:41Same name
00:31:43Hometown and birthday
00:31:45Way too many coincidences
00:31:47And I'm starting to think
00:31:50That we have never
00:31:53These are gorgeous
00:31:55Are they really for me?
00:32:00I
00:32:00Actually, they're
00:32:02A gift for someone else
00:32:05If I didn't know better
00:32:08I think this Mia was my wife
00:32:11Sorry
00:32:12My mistake
00:32:15Shit
00:32:17Is he interested in someone else?
00:32:20Pick up the pace, Mia
00:32:21Mia
00:32:21Mia
00:32:36Hold on
00:32:37You look beautiful in them
00:32:44Now, why would you give me something so nice?
00:32:48If you don't look good
00:32:49It makes me look like a bad boss
00:32:50Here
00:32:52Half his fitness bracelet
00:32:56As a gift
00:32:57Hey, what's up?
00:33:05Yes
00:33:07I will see you at the bar
00:33:08Later tonight
00:33:09Who are you going out with?
00:33:16Who are you going out with?
00:33:18I'm off the clock
00:33:20Boss
00:33:20Don't worry about me
00:33:22She lives in a shady part of town
00:33:26Girls in bars get harassed there
00:33:28All the time
00:33:29You can't
00:33:31Go out to a bar at night
00:33:32It's dangerous
00:33:34What?
00:33:35Do you like me
00:33:36Or something?
00:33:39Just admit you're jealous
00:33:41You're not going out to night
00:33:43You're going back
00:33:45To the lab
00:33:46To run some tests
00:33:48That I need to be
00:33:50It's a bee
00:33:50What is this?
00:34:10What is this?
00:34:16That is a luminol test
00:34:19The hydrogen peroxide reacts with the alkaline
00:34:23It makes this oxidization with the iron
00:34:27Which
00:34:28Explain it like I'm fine
00:34:30Take us, for example
00:34:33We reacted before we even knew it
00:34:36Kind of looks like a galaxy
00:34:38Don't you think?
00:34:41It does
00:34:41Your heart is racing
00:34:50It must be broken
00:34:51Good night
00:34:56Happy birthday
00:34:58It's a hard day
00:35:02Make a wish
00:35:03I haven't begun to think about that
00:35:07I have an idea
00:35:09You know, it's a shame
00:35:31That the stars aren't out tonight
00:35:32Oh, no
00:35:35Mia
00:35:38Oh, my God
00:35:43It's beautiful
00:35:44I love the stars
00:36:02You know, I haven't really gotten the chance
00:36:15To look at the stars
00:36:16Since my parents passed
00:36:18So
00:36:19Thank you
00:36:20Professor Greta
00:36:22It's my pleasure
00:36:24You're a drunk
00:36:37Step number five
00:36:41And Mia's coming to romance
00:36:43Take risks
00:36:46Mia's coming to romance
00:36:48What are you talking about?
00:36:54Why are you naked?
00:37:11What happened last night?
00:37:13Are you afraid we forgot to cuddle?
00:37:16Come on, dumbass
00:37:17Remember
00:37:24What happened last night?
00:37:54Oh, God, that was close.
00:37:57Why are you so relieved?
00:37:59Back up, Professor.
00:38:01You getting cold feet?
00:38:04Remember, it was you that kissed me the day we met.
00:38:07Total accident.
00:38:09I swear.
00:38:11My bad.
00:38:14I'm gonna go shower.
00:38:24This data is all over the place.
00:38:33Maybe he does like me.
00:38:44Holy shit, they sleep back together?
00:38:46That bitch.
00:38:53After a professor just graduated.
00:39:01I need another favor.
00:39:03Can you take some divorce papers to my husband?
00:39:06Oh, sure, Bessie.
00:39:09Let's meet at the bar.
00:39:13Utilizing the halo effect is step nine,
00:39:16in Mia's Guide to Romance.
00:39:18Edward L. Thorndike theorized
00:39:20that we completely overlook red flags
00:39:23when we're in love.
00:39:25No.
00:39:26No, I'm not in love with him.
00:39:31Careful, Mia.
00:39:34Oh, it's blinding.
00:39:39Um, I have to go write some essays.
00:39:46My old thesis is out the window.
00:39:50Science is a joke.
00:39:55You got me there.
00:39:58Certainly no scientific explanation for that.
00:40:00Hello?
00:40:04Hello?
00:40:06Lily, oh my gosh.
00:40:08How are you?
00:40:09I'm feeling great.
00:40:11My boyfriend is so obsessed with me.
00:40:14He's showering me with cash.
00:40:16So lucky.
00:40:17Yeah.
00:40:18You must have really good taste.
00:40:20See that?
00:40:21Wow.
00:40:24That's beautiful.
00:40:26He must love spending money on you.
00:40:28Yes, he does.
00:40:29Oh, I do have a favor to ask you.
00:40:35Would you mind giving these divorce papers
00:40:37to my husband?
00:40:39Please?
00:40:41Please don't rush me.
00:40:44Actually, is that it?
00:40:45I have to go.
00:40:46Lily, what's gotten into you?
00:40:49You've been acting different
00:40:50ever since you started dating that guy.
00:40:52Can I at least meet him?
00:40:54It's okay.
00:40:56He's a very busy man.
00:40:57I have to go.
00:40:59Bye.
00:41:02You sure have some generous friends, Mia.
00:41:05What's that supposed to mean?
00:41:07She saw you like the necklace so much
00:41:09she let you keep them.
00:41:10And for free, too.
00:41:13I should give this back.
00:41:18Hey, cutie.
00:41:19You're here to pick me up?
00:41:21I was on the way.
00:41:24Uh, I feel sick.
00:41:29What's wrong?
00:41:33Uh, can we go?
00:41:42Mia?
00:41:43Professor Brian?
00:41:44What are you doing here?
00:41:46My friend, she lost this necklace.
00:41:47Trying to get back to her.
00:41:48I gotta find her.
00:41:57Sorry.
00:42:11She has a necklace I gave you.
00:42:13How do you know her?
00:42:15I know her from high school.
00:42:17We were both named Mia,
00:42:18so we were obviously friends.
00:42:21Why were you hiding from her?
00:42:23Uh, she wants me to lend her some cash.
00:42:26Not interested.
00:42:28Yeah.
00:42:30She's the worst.
00:42:31Should stay away from her.
00:42:34I know her.
00:42:36What you're saying
00:42:37doesn't sound like you two are friends.
00:42:38I guess I'll give it to her later.
00:42:51Maros?
00:42:52I'm Grace,
00:42:53your mother-in-law.
00:43:02Sweetheart,
00:43:02I heard you want a divorce.
00:43:04That's true,
00:43:06but you don't have to worry about me.
00:43:12My son gave this to you, right?
00:43:15No, actually,
00:43:16that's my friend Lily's.
00:43:18It's impossible.
00:43:19I helped him pick it out.
00:43:21I'm positive.
00:43:22Lily accepted a gift from him?
00:43:24Mia.
00:43:26I promised your mom
00:43:27I'd look after you.
00:43:30Please talk to my son.
00:43:31Look, Sticky,
00:43:41how's your experiment coming along?
00:43:42Um, well,
00:43:43if you look at the graph here,
00:43:44you can see the time and location.
00:43:46Cut to the point, okay?
00:43:47He kissed me,
00:43:48and his heart rate reached 130.
00:43:50130?
00:43:51Mine would reach 130, too,
00:43:53if I got one million in grunts.
00:43:54What more do you want from me?
00:43:56How about a video of him
00:43:57saying that he loves you?
00:43:59What?
00:44:00Who's in love with Mia?
00:44:01She has a secret admirer.
00:44:08I think we need to congratulate her.
00:44:10Really?
00:44:12Who?
00:44:14I have no idea.
00:44:17My office.
00:44:18Now.
00:44:18Am I here just so you can watch me work?
00:44:30I'm running a launch for the new AI next week.
00:44:33After that,
00:44:34I'm leaving.
00:44:36What?
00:44:37I don't care about your credits, Mia.
00:44:39You've been a great assistant.
00:44:40Is he really leaving?
00:44:44So,
00:44:45he wants to make Leo admit that he loves you.
00:44:48The old farts-playing matchmaker.
00:44:50But he's leaving so soon.
00:44:52Do you have enough time?
00:44:53Never fear.
00:44:55David is here.
00:44:58Quick.
00:44:59What's step six to Mia's guide to love?
00:45:02Make your target jealous?
00:45:04Exactly.
00:45:05We need the perfect rival.
00:45:15You need the perfect rival for Leo.
00:45:19We need to flirt so much that we make everybody jealous.
00:45:31What are you doing?
00:45:33You have got to be kidding me.
00:45:37Plus,
00:45:37influential authors of the center.
00:45:39That's made me think.
00:45:41Hey, babe.
00:45:44You up for lunch?
00:45:46Kat,
00:45:49just come into the cafe with me.
00:45:51I'm actually
00:45:52a little busy.
00:45:54Sounds fun.
00:46:10Dang, Mia.
00:46:12I can't get over just how
00:46:13gorgeous you are.
00:46:15I feel the same way.
00:46:18I just love how
00:46:19open
00:46:20and
00:46:21honest
00:46:22you are.
00:46:24Too slow.
00:46:25Time for the final blow.
00:46:26You dare!
00:46:34Can't you see she's not into you?
00:46:36You wish, dude.
00:46:37I know the code to her apartment.
00:46:39We're like
00:46:40close, close.
00:46:41Is that so?
00:46:42Yeah.
00:46:44Yeah.
00:46:44Of course.
00:46:49Fine.
00:46:51Enjoy your dessert.
00:46:53What just happened?
00:46:55Did we screw up?
00:46:56Don't worry about it.
00:46:57We still have plan B.
00:47:00David was telling the truth,
00:47:01but he was spotted at her house.
00:47:04So is he her husband?
00:47:05No, but the B.I. is still investigating.
00:47:08Go back to the office.
00:47:09Got it.
00:47:13Professor Leo,
00:47:14what a coincidence.
00:47:16Up for a match?
00:47:18David here
00:47:19has been boxing
00:47:20ever since he was a kid.
00:47:22You're on.
00:47:22The B.I. is still watching.
00:47:29The B.I. is still playing.
00:47:31D'aahhh.
00:47:32D'aahhh.
00:47:32D'aahhh.
00:47:33D'aahhh.
00:47:37D'aahhh.
00:47:38D'aahhh.
00:47:40D'aahhh.
00:47:40Hey?
00:47:50So nobody cares about you at all!
00:47:57Don't worry, I'll be careful. Just...
00:48:00Look, rest it on here.
00:48:10He seems to have you all riled up.
00:48:16Well, you're my assistant.
00:48:19Why can't you just be honest?
00:48:23Oh! I'll get that.
00:48:31I finally took the leap, but...
00:48:35Could you get that? It might be important.
00:48:41Looks like it's your mom.
00:48:48Mom?
00:48:49Oh, hi. Your wife and I are meeting up tonight.
00:48:52I want you to come.
00:48:53You and Mia?
00:48:57You and Mia?
00:49:00I can't. I'm busy.
00:49:02Alright, I'll see you there tonight, hun.
00:49:10Um, Professor, I need the night off.
00:49:19Fine. I'll take you home.
00:49:24You live here too?
00:49:25Yeah. This is the place.
00:49:28You know, uh, Mia?
00:49:31What?
00:49:35I've got the research results on David.
00:49:37He's actually...
00:49:41Who's David to you?
00:49:43I've known him forever.
00:49:45It's always been really good to me.
00:49:48I got somewhere to be.
00:49:49He seems upset.
00:49:55I know it seems like it's working.
00:50:03Mia.
00:50:05Hello, sweetheart.
00:50:06I'm great.
00:50:07I'm great.
00:50:08I'm sorry.
00:50:09Looks like Leo stood us up.
00:50:10It's okay.
00:50:11No worries.
00:50:12Good.
00:50:13Now I don't have to explain why I had Lily pretend to be me.
00:50:17You were all alone at your wedding a year ago.
00:50:20I do.
00:50:33My son messed up because he was on a humanitarian trip overseas.
00:50:37I understand.
00:50:39Give him another chance.
00:50:42He's working at your school now.
00:50:45Maybe it's fate.
00:50:47Really?
00:50:48Professor, what are you doing here?
00:50:56Stay away from David.
00:50:58He's...
00:51:00Oh, you are wasted!
00:51:04He's playing you.
00:51:05Yeah, I know.
00:51:07What?
00:51:08They're my friends.
00:51:09They always get drunk and stay at my place.
00:51:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:51:14You're a waste you for him.
00:51:15Really, no big deal.
00:51:16No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:51:17Please!
00:51:18We, uh...
00:51:19Drink with...
00:51:20No, no, no, no!
00:51:21No, no, no, no, no!
00:51:22Please!
00:51:23Whoa, whoa!
00:51:24That's like a fool!
00:51:25Leo!
00:51:26What the hell is wrong with...
00:51:27He is drunk!
00:51:28Why would you do that?
00:51:29What the hell is wrong with you?
00:51:31He is drunk! Why would you do that?
00:51:38I don't like when he takes advantage of you.
00:51:46I'm gonna ask you one more time, do you like me?
00:51:53Then start acting like my professor.
00:51:57I'm sorry.
00:51:59Why am I disappointed?
00:52:03I don't have feelings for him, right?
00:52:10I've been waiting for you forever.
00:52:12Sorry I missed dinner with my mom today.
00:52:15I met your mom today.
00:52:18Um, sure.
00:52:20It's so bad that you couldn't come.
00:52:22We had a great conversation.
00:52:24She always wanted that ring.
00:52:27Um, what ring?
00:52:30The one she traded with your mom.
00:52:32Oh.
00:52:36Lily, what's wrong?
00:52:38Can I ask you something?
00:52:40Do you know the ring that your mom gave you?
00:52:49Do you know the ring that your mom gave you?
00:52:53Yeah.
00:52:54Could you please borrow this to me?
00:52:56Oh, Lily, you know I would do anything for you, but...
00:53:01That's the last thing my mom gave me before she passed away, so...
00:53:06Fine, but at least can you drink with me?
00:53:10Okay.
00:53:12Cheers to me, single I guess.
00:53:14Please, cheers.
00:53:15Tiffany.
00:53:17Three, two, three, three.
00:53:18What are we doing?
00:53:19We do it well.
00:53:20Four, three, Led McCang.
00:53:21Not.
00:53:23Maybe not.
00:53:24Mary, Floyd.
00:53:25Family, what is this?
00:53:26Unless we have a boy.
00:53:29Hmm?
00:53:30Six.
00:53:32Bob?
00:53:36Oh, God!
00:53:37ๆฏไผฏๆฏ?
00:53:39Hi, Firefox!
00:53:40Howosh Growing!
00:53:42tuo euch orไผฏ๏ฟฝ?
00:53:43I'm so tired.
00:54:06Professor Brian.
00:54:07I need you to come to MIT tonight with me for a seminar.
00:54:11Why is everything so last minute with you?
00:54:15I have a life too, you know?
00:54:17So stop meddling.
00:54:19I am so pissed off.
00:54:22He always gets me heated.
00:54:28Is that Emmett David in there?
00:54:30Hey!
00:54:31Fancy seeing you here.
00:54:33What is this?
00:54:34Time to fess up.
00:54:35This is too far.
00:54:36I told you he was playing you.
00:54:37There's your proof.
00:54:38No.
00:54:39Just let him understand and admit his feelings for you.
00:54:41This is our plan B.
00:54:42Let's continue.
00:54:43Let's continue.
00:54:44Let's do it.
00:54:45Let's do it.
00:54:46Let's do it.
00:54:47Let's do it.
00:54:48Let's do it.
00:54:49Okay.
00:54:50Actually, they are just...
00:54:51Oh no!
00:54:52You caught us!
00:54:53I won't let them take you from me.
00:54:55And you know what?
00:54:56Emma's hotter than you anyway, Mia.
00:54:58Oh my god!
00:54:59Ah, god.
00:55:00I hope I didn't get my ass kicked for nothing.
00:55:04And she still owes us big time, right Emma?
00:55:07Emma.
00:55:08Why are you so quiet?
00:55:09No, I'm so quiet.
00:55:10No, I'm so quiet.
00:55:11Here's your time.
00:55:12I'm so quiet and I'm so quiet.
00:55:13To the girl who's out for another place, we are.
00:55:15Let me know.
00:55:16I'm so quiet.
00:55:17Let's do it.
00:55:18No.
00:55:19I'm so quiet.
00:55:20Sure.
00:55:21Yeah, but it's alright.
00:55:22Let's do it, though.
00:55:23Let's continue the fight.
00:55:24Right.
00:55:25Stay with me.
00:55:26Let's continue the scene.
00:55:27Okay, actually, they are just...
00:55:28I'm quiet.
00:55:31God!
00:55:33Who said you could kiss me?
00:55:37Emma!
00:55:38Wait!
00:55:43So you followed me because you were worried about me?
00:55:48You were right.
00:55:50I have to be honest.
00:55:58I've been meaning to ask.
00:56:01What is this actually for?
00:56:03It detects your heart, right?
00:56:06So you giving it to me was...
00:56:09intentional?
00:56:24Shit, he can't see my plan.
00:56:26No!
00:56:39Professor Bryant.
00:56:44Professor Bryant.
00:56:46Call me Leo.
00:56:48Leo?
00:56:50Don't you think that's dangerous?
00:56:52I think you crossed that line a long time ago.
00:56:56What do you mean by that?
00:56:58I can't take my eyes off you.
00:57:00I'm always worried about you.
00:57:03Why?
00:57:05I don't need your sympathy.
00:57:12Leo.
00:57:13What more do you want from me?
00:57:28How about a video of him saying that he loves you?
00:57:31Do you love me?
00:57:32I need some time.
00:57:33Okay.
00:57:34How's 24 days?
00:57:35That's...
00:57:36oddly specific.
00:57:37I just...
00:57:38can't wait.
00:57:40I need to take care of something first.
00:57:42What is it?
00:57:43Actually...
00:57:44I'm married.
00:57:45Actually...
00:57:46I'm married.
00:57:50Actually...
00:57:51I'm married.
00:57:52It was something my parents arranged.
00:57:53I swear I haven't touched her.
00:57:54I'm gonna handle it as soon as possible.
00:57:55It's too late for that.
00:57:56Get out.
00:57:58I'm gonna handle it as soon as possible.
00:57:59I'm gonna handle it as soon as possible.
00:58:00It's too late for that.
00:58:01Get out.
00:58:02Hey, how are you ์ฌ๋ฌ๋ถ?
00:58:03You just have to like get drunk under your weapon?
00:58:04I don't want to deal with along every day.
00:58:05I have to Stormi in, right?
00:58:06Did you know?
00:58:07You have to do good to pega?
00:58:08You don't want to.
00:58:09I know like the murder will ever laugh.
00:58:10I'm sorry.
00:58:11Look at all the Despuรฉs.
00:58:14I don't even know how dark they're ัะพะดing.
00:58:15I don't know how dark they are coming to, but don't know when that counterๅบ is done!
00:58:16Actually...
00:58:17I'm married.
00:58:18It was something my parents arranged.
00:58:19I swear I haven't touched her.
00:58:20I'm gonna handle it as soon as possible.
00:58:21It's too late for that.
00:58:23Get out.
00:58:24What else should I know this?
00:58:25You know?
00:58:26You have to go for yourself?
00:58:27Go fuck all your tie.
00:58:28If I had known he was married, I never would have gone after him.
00:58:35Sorry, I sent the wrong picture. This is my son. Let's go diving sometime.
00:58:43You look so familiar.
00:58:49I am on the wilderness safari. Leave a message if you need any.
00:58:58Do you want a divorce?
00:59:05I shouldn't have had you move in.
00:59:08Take this as an apology.
00:59:11Let's talk about this later.
00:59:13I don't feel very good.
00:59:15Can we stay like this?
00:59:23It's my parents' death anniversary very soon.
00:59:28I've already made up my mind.
00:59:36I'm not moving out.
00:59:38Then I'm leaving.
00:59:48Hey, what's wrong?
00:59:50It's her. Again.
00:59:55What do you want from me?
01:00:00Well, we both hate Mia, right?
01:00:03Such a bitch took my spot on Professor Brian's project team.
01:00:08Not to mention, she's a homewrecker. Such a bitch.
01:00:12What do you think about revenge? Let's take her down.
01:00:17What's the plan?
01:00:18What's the plan?
01:00:22Here are the plans for the press conference.
01:00:27Professor, what's your wife like?
01:00:28She means nothing to me.
01:00:37Then why did you marry her?
01:00:38Yeah.
01:00:39I'm sorry, I...
01:00:43If I crush this press conference, then can you promise me something?
01:00:47What?
01:00:48Promise me you'll introduce me to your wife.
01:00:53You really want to meet her?
01:00:54This is going to be the best press conference anyone has ever seen.
01:00:56I'm sorry, I...
01:00:57If I crush this press conference, then can you promise me something?
01:01:02What?
01:01:03What?
01:01:04Promise me you'll introduce me to your wife.
01:01:14You really want to meet her?
01:01:16This is going to be the best press conference anyone has ever seen.
01:01:26All right.
01:01:27Promise.
01:01:28Whoa!
01:01:29He really does look like Leah.
01:01:32What are they, twins or something?
01:01:35Did Lily give your husband those divorce papers?
01:01:38No.
01:01:39She's been avoiding me for some reason.
01:01:43Do you think Lily's new boy toy is your husband?
01:01:48I wouldn't put it past her.
01:01:50There's no way.
01:01:51We've been best friends for forever.
01:01:54Anyway, can someone help me with the conference?
01:01:58I need to figure out how to get more engagement.
01:02:00Oh, my God.
01:02:03What's wrong?
01:02:05Someone's calling me a homewrecker on the campus forums.
01:02:09Shit.
01:02:10No one's going to believe her.
01:02:12What are we going to do?
01:02:17Those people are so crazy.
01:02:22Talking about you are disgusting.
01:02:25You shouldn't have to go through this.
01:02:27Thanks.
01:02:28It's like every time I open my phone.
01:02:31Oh, wait.
01:02:33Take this.
01:02:35This guy helps me a lot.
01:02:39He helped me to delay the application once.
01:02:42He's a kind of weird person, but he's also reliable.
01:02:47Are you sure?
01:02:49Absolutely.
01:02:50Just tell him Wilson to you.
01:02:52And then he might be giving you a discount.
01:02:56Okay.
01:02:58Remember to say a good word for me to Professor Bryant.
01:03:04Yeah.
01:03:06I've already wiped 90% of the search results.
01:03:19Want me to take care of the Twitter mirrors too?
01:03:21Um, yeah.
01:03:22For sure.
01:03:23It's amazing.
01:03:24You're amazing.
01:03:25People have no idea what real digital control means.
01:03:28You know, I can even make every man forget you've never existed.
01:03:31Wait.
01:03:32Do you want me to take care of the Twitter mirrors too?
01:03:34Um, yeah, for sure.
01:03:39It's amazing. You're amazing.
01:03:42People have no idea what real digital control means.
01:03:45You know?
01:03:47I can even make every man forget you never existed.
01:03:51Wait.
01:04:02Picture Monroe.
01:04:12Hanson, come with me now.
01:04:14What are you doing?
01:04:20What are you?
01:04:21Stop!
01:04:22Somebody help me!
01:04:23Stop it!
01:04:24Stop it!
01:04:29Somebody help me!
01:04:38Leo!
01:04:39Leo, stop, stop, stop, stop!
01:04:40I'll take care of you, alright?
01:04:42Hey, police are on the way!
01:04:46Come on, get the hell out of here!
01:04:48Go!
01:04:49It's okay.
01:04:50You're safe now.
01:04:54You're safe now.
01:04:57I'm so glad you're okay.
01:05:01Thank you for saving me.
01:05:03I'm still so scared even now.
01:05:06I was afraid I might lose you.
01:05:08You should get some rest.
01:05:09You should get some rest.
01:05:12I should get some rest.
01:05:14No kissing.
01:05:44No.
01:05:45Not yet.
01:05:46Why?
01:05:47You have a wife.
01:05:50Hello.
01:05:51See you at the conference tomorrow, Professor Bryant.
01:06:09In the middle of the night, follow you right.
01:06:18Humans crave intimacy.
01:06:20Unfortunately, we find it hard to express ourselves.
01:06:24The Bryant Group's AI uses emotional computing to expand the limits of virtual companion
01:06:32gym.
01:06:33I can't believe I did it.
01:06:37You did a great job.
01:06:38I'll keep my promise.
01:06:39Please welcome Mr. Leo Bryant, CEO of Bryant Group.
01:06:51And thank you to Mia Rose for a wonderful speech.
01:06:55I couldn't have said it better myself.
01:06:59The Bryant Group is at the forefront of AI companionship technology.
01:07:03And with your help, we plan to continue that for many years to come.
01:07:08Leo Bryant and Mia Rose.
01:07:14He's my...
01:07:18He's my husband.
01:07:21Hello, everyone.
01:07:33Let me introduce myself as Leo's wife.
01:07:37What are you doing?
01:07:39What are you doing?
01:07:40How long are you going to hide me, baby?
01:07:43Let me go.
01:07:44Hey, let's go this way.
01:07:45Let me go.
01:07:46Leo, I love you.
01:07:48I'm sorry.
01:07:49Leo, I love you.
01:07:50Let me go.
01:07:51Leo, baby, I love you.
01:07:53Why are you doing this to me?
01:08:02What are you doing this to me?
01:08:04Let me go.
01:08:05I mean, what happened?
01:08:07We just saw Mia running out.
01:08:09Where'd she go?
01:08:26You're useless as ever.
01:08:30Once a crybaby, always a crybaby.
01:08:33Really?
01:08:35Actually, I should thank you.
01:08:38Because me and Leo hit it off and I moved in with him.
01:08:44What?
01:08:46Well, you know him.
01:08:48He's icy.
01:08:50But not with me, of course.
01:08:54You are ruining everything!
01:08:58Why wouldn't you tell me sooner?
01:09:00He didn't want to hurt your feelings.
01:09:03But he said he would get rid of you.
01:09:06I know, Leo, and he would never do that to me.
01:09:10Oh, yeah?
01:09:12Well, let's wait and see who we all choose.
01:09:15Well, let's see who we all choose.
01:09:25Mia!
01:09:31Mia!
01:09:32Where the hell is Mia?
01:09:38I know where she is.
01:09:43Where?
01:09:45Why did you crash the press conference?
01:09:47She's there.
01:09:48She's there.
01:10:04You did that on purpose.
01:10:06Yes, and if I can't have you, no one can.
01:10:09Mia!
01:10:10The final step in Mia's guide to romance.
01:10:23An avoidant attachment style can protect you from getting hurt.
01:10:28Mia, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to get you wrapped up in all of this.
01:10:33Nothing happened.
01:10:36Please, believe me.
01:10:38Leo, it's all my fault.
01:10:41I'm not good at expressing myself.
01:10:45I kept ignoring my feelings for you.
01:10:48I'm sorry. I started all of this.
01:10:51You don't have to forgive me.
01:10:53Just, please, let me come in and make sure you're okay.
01:10:57Mia?
01:10:58Mia?
01:11:06Guess what? I have a bunny to open.
01:11:22Mia, I...
01:11:23Professor Bryan?
01:11:24I need to come clean.
01:11:27This has been an experiment all along.
01:11:30An experiment?
01:11:32I've been using you as a guinea pig to prove my research.
01:11:36Mia, what are you talking about?
01:11:38I've been planning this from the beginning.
01:11:41This fitness tracker?
01:11:43I've been using it to collect data.
01:11:47I never really loved you.
01:11:49So now we're Ethan.
01:11:51I don't believe you.
01:11:54The experiment is over.
01:11:57We're over.
01:12:03You're quitting your experiment?
01:12:05Why?
01:12:07I just can't do it.
01:12:09Worst case scenario, just graduate late, okay?
01:12:12Graduate late? That's not like you.
01:12:14I'm sorry to disappoint you, Professor.
01:12:15I'm sorry to disappoint you, Professor.
01:12:17I'm sorry to disappoint you, Professor.
01:12:31Wait.
01:12:33Are you crying?
01:12:35What's wrong?
01:12:36Mia, I don't have much time. I'm going away on a business trip.
01:12:42Safe travels.
01:12:44Please. I want to tell you something. Just listen to me.
01:12:47I...
01:12:51What's that?
01:12:53I know you have a wife, and I know she's pregnant.
01:12:56Take care.
01:12:57I got a dark side.
01:12:59They try to tell me I should hide my scary dark side.
01:13:04Uh-huh.
01:13:06I try to act like I got it all under control, but it's...
01:13:12You look like a mess, man.
01:13:15Thanks.
01:13:16Why did you expose Lily for the bitch that she is?
01:13:19Because she used to be my friend.
01:13:23And besides, she's pregnant now.
01:13:27How do you know it's Leo's?
01:13:30It doesn't matter, okay? Leo left, and he's already dead to me.
01:13:36Stop moping around.
01:13:39Yeah. You know what? Get your ass up.
01:13:42We're going to the graduation party tonight.
01:13:44All I remember is we stayed up way past three.
01:13:50Think we're falling hard, and I blame gravity.
01:13:54Now it's morning.
01:13:56Can't catch your breath.
01:13:58Hold your breath.
01:14:15Not the halo effect again?
01:14:20Split the wishbone to the straws.
01:14:25I had no idea Professor Bryan was going to be here tonight.
01:14:28I heard he's a starry knight.
01:14:31That's a stupid name.
01:14:32Come on. The starry knight ball is a school tradition.
01:14:36Every year the student council picks three nights, and at the end of the ball we get to bid for it to see who gets the chance to dance.
01:14:43It's fun, isn't it?
01:14:45It's today. You should place a bid. Or are you going to watch him dance with somebody else?
01:14:49Emma, cut it out, okay? I didn't come here to dance with Leo. I came here for the student line-up photos, so he can dance with whoever he wants to.
01:14:59Come on, Mia. It's been a whole week.
01:15:02Are you really going to wear this gorgeous dress just to hide in the corner like some paint on the wall?
01:15:06Are you really okay with this?
01:15:09Look at him, standing there like nothing ever happens.
01:15:14I'm taking up all that attention from those love-struck girls.
01:15:17Even if you are moving on, you should at least tell him to his face.
01:15:21Where's the careless mirror from before?
01:15:23Don't you want to know what he's thinking?
01:15:25Don't you have the guts to place a bid?
01:15:28Don't you want to know where he's thinking?
01:15:29Don't you want to know what he's thinking?
01:15:32Hey, everybody. Welcome to the Starry Night Party!
01:15:36First up, please welcome our knights of the Starry Night.
01:15:41First up, we'll auction up Sir Leo Bryan!
01:15:49500.
01:15:52600!
01:15:53Six hundred!
01:15:55What are you doing?
01:15:57Eight hundred!
01:16:01One thousand!
01:16:03One thousand five hundred!
01:16:05One thousand five hundred!
01:16:07Look, you're about to get what they want.
01:16:09Maybe he's waiting for you.
01:16:11Do you want to know what he has to say?
01:16:13Two thousand!
01:16:15Two thousand here!
01:16:17Or maybe he'll tell Amy that Mia is such a fool.
01:16:23Hello!
01:16:25Hello!
01:16:27Three thousand dollars!
01:16:31Three thousand five hundred!
01:16:33Thra golden coin once.
01:16:35Three thousand five hundred.
01:16:37Thra golden coin twice.
01:16:39And Sol!
01:16:53Sorry. That's right. You can hurt me as much as you like. You paid for me.
01:17:13Should we end this now? Don't be so hasty, doctor.
01:17:18What's that supposed to happen?
01:17:23You're the real Mia. My Mia.
01:17:30Although I have to admit, getting someone to pretend to be you is creative.
01:17:38Lily isn't pregnant. Anson checked. The tests were fake.
01:17:46What?
01:17:50Shall we get out of here?
01:17:53Mrs. Bryant.
01:17:55Are you in a rush or something?
01:18:05I'm just trying to make up for lost time.
01:18:08We can't turn back the clock.
01:18:10It's time.
01:18:11So let's make the most of every moment now.
01:18:19So, what's your theory behind our love?
01:18:26Let me run some calculations.
01:18:29I am alone.
01:18:34You have to say the magic words.
01:18:36I love you.
01:18:42You.
01:18:43Nothing can stop you.
01:18:45No, nothing can stop you.
01:18:49Follow your heart and we'll stay alone.
01:18:59Go! Get out!
01:19:01You can't do this to me.
01:19:03You're just a maid.
01:19:04I'm gonna say this to Leo.
01:19:07I'm not a maid.
01:19:08I am his mother.
01:19:10There he is.
01:19:12Go ahead.
01:19:13Tell him.
01:19:15Leo!
01:19:17Mia, you tricked me to!
01:19:25Mia, you tricked me to!
01:19:28Then why did you steal her ring?
01:19:31Mia?
01:19:32I'm so sorry.
01:19:33I missed-
01:19:34Don't ever speak to me again.
01:19:37Don't touch me!
01:19:39Mia!
01:19:45If you change your mind, you have three more days to submit your paper.
01:19:50Thank you so much, Professor.
01:19:53What was that?
01:19:58So, congratulations, Dr. Rose.
01:20:00Thank you, Professor Hugo.
01:20:07Congratulations, baby.
01:20:09Looks like my experiment is over.
01:20:12I am not done researching.
01:20:15How much I love you.
01:20:21Hey!
01:20:22Hey?
01:20:23You still want something?
01:20:24What?
01:20:25Come closer.
01:20:26Closer.
01:20:32There.
01:20:33Now we're even.
01:20:35Emma!
01:20:36Wait!
01:20:47Leo?
01:20:49Are you here?
01:20:50Here?
01:21:09You're just in time.
01:21:11Leo, you did all of this for me?
01:21:14I'll never be alone again.
01:21:15Me, Rose.
01:21:16Will he be my wife?
01:21:30Again.
01:21:32Me, Rose.
01:21:34Will he be my wife?
01:21:35Again.
01:21:36Of course.
01:21:37Oh, my wife.
01:21:38Can you hear me?
01:21:39I know you're somewhere out there.
01:21:41And I looked everywhere.
01:21:42But you hide.
01:21:43By the way, I saw your little whiteboard experiment the first time I came here.
01:21:52What?
01:21:53What?
01:21:54I'm just glad I was your guinea pig.
01:21:55Looks like you've been standing up on me's guide to romance.
01:21:59I've done some research on me.
01:22:00Can we talk about anything else?
01:22:01No.
01:22:02Your professor has some academic theories he'd like to discuss with you.
01:22:03whiteboard experiments the first time I came here.
01:22:07What?
01:22:08I'm just glad I was your guinea pig.
01:22:10Looks like you've been standing up on me's guide to romance.
01:22:14I've done some research on my own.
01:22:18Can we talk about anything else?
01:22:21Nope.
01:22:23Your professor has some academic theories he'd like to discuss with you.
01:22:29For example, where he should begin kissing you.
01:22:35Here.
01:22:40Here.
01:22:45Here.
01:22:50It's all that I want, all that I'm asking.
01:22:54Here.
01:22:59Love, love, love me.
01:23:01Right, Professor Bryant.
01:23:03I think we should continue this conversation elsewhere.
01:23:07Love, love, love me.
01:23:11As I am.
Recommended
1:19:30
|
Up next
1:37:22
1:39:09
1:27:32
1:40:03
1:26:44
1:37:07
1:22:33
1:50:07
1:19:24
1:13:46
1:29:32
1:39:51
1:35:02
1:07:17
1:46:38
1:48:10
1:21:58
1:16:48
1:25:37
Be the first to comment