- 18 hours ago
Deported to Mexico, an actor (Nicholas Turturro) tries to recross the border into the U.S. with the help of some orphans.
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00:00:00New York
00:00:30Hello, Dad. This is so embarrassing.
00:00:46Oh, what do you care, honey?
00:00:47People are looking at us.
00:00:48No, look, sweetheart. Let them look. What do I care?
00:00:51The 18th century does not pick well with me anymore, Dad.
00:00:54Get to the real world, right?
00:01:00You live in the valley, honey. What can you do?
00:01:14Well, I'm sorry. I didn't grow up in New York City.
00:01:17Oh, yeah, yeah. Too bad.
00:01:19I'm starving.
00:01:30Me too. Whoa!
00:01:31Hey, I'm sorry about that.
00:01:32Excuse me, excuse me.
00:01:33Excuse me.
00:01:33You want to go first?
00:01:34No, no, you go first.
00:01:34For sure?
00:01:35Yeah, absolutely.
00:01:37Okay, welcome to Sound Philly's Cheese Steak. How may I help you?
00:01:40How you doing, pal?
00:01:41That's how I'm doing.
00:01:42Be-Wit. Be-Wit. Be-Wit is my last name. Be-Wit. Be-Wit. Be-Wit is my last name.
00:01:50Wow.
00:01:51Now that we know that Be-Wit is your last name, can we order one of these famous Philly cheesesteaks?
00:01:56Okay, sir. Coming right up.
00:01:57Be-Wit. Be-Wit. Be-Wit. Be-Wit. Be-Wit is my last name.
00:02:02Wow. That's unbelievable. Very interesting.
00:02:06Okay, can you just take a seat right there and somebody will be coming right up.
00:02:11So nasty.
00:02:13I ordered to go. Call the phone.
00:02:16Okay, here's your takeout.
00:02:17Thank you very much.
00:02:19Okay, I'm a senior.
00:02:23Excuse me. I know you. You were on TV or something, right?
00:02:30Yeah, a while back in the woods.
00:02:32Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You were really good. Really good.
00:02:37Thanks.
00:02:37What about that nitwit behind the counter?
00:02:42What'd you say?
00:02:43That moron you gave your order to.
00:02:46Didn't even know who you are.
00:02:48Doesn't that piss you off when they don't recognize you?
00:02:52Not really.
00:02:53Well, it should.
00:02:54Does it piss you off when they don't recognize you? Huh?
00:02:57Is that a tone I'm hearing?
00:03:00Excuse me for you on Instigator.
00:03:03Honey, I got it, okay?
00:03:05Got what?
00:03:07Yeah.
00:03:08I want you to take that big, fat square head of yours
00:03:10and go right through the door before I throw you through the door.
00:03:14All right?
00:03:16Who you calling a square head?
00:03:18You, sir.
00:03:20That's all right, honey. I'll handle it from here.
00:03:23You want to fight?
00:03:24What are you going to do, tough guy?
00:03:26You looking for trouble?
00:03:26Let's go, sweetie.
00:03:27You're a troublemaker, right?
00:03:29Make your move.
00:03:29Oh, yeah, you want to fight?
00:03:30Make your move.
00:03:31Let me see what you got.
00:03:32Let me see what you got.
00:03:32No, no, please.
00:03:33I know what I got.
00:03:34I want to see what you got.
00:03:35I'll wipe the floor with you.
00:03:36Let's go.
00:03:36Come on.
00:03:37Take your best shot.
00:03:37Take your shot with that big head of yours.
00:03:40Come on.
00:03:40Ladies first.
00:03:41Oh, really?
00:03:42Let's go.
00:03:43No, no, no.
00:03:43Come on.
00:03:43Come on.
00:03:44Let me see.
00:03:44Come on.
00:03:45Make your move.
00:03:45Make your move.
00:03:46You make the move.
00:03:47You're the one who was...
00:03:48Be with scouting.
00:03:49Be with scouting.
00:03:49I like that guy.
00:04:00Be with.
00:04:03What's up, Maury's Wig?
00:04:04Yeah, what's this Maury Wig saying?
00:04:06What's that?
00:04:07That guy, you know, from that movie with the wind-tested tunnel hair?
00:04:10Oh, the guy that choked Bobby D.
00:04:12Yeah, the guy in the car, they stabbed him in the neck, you know what I mean?
00:04:16Take that coffee to go.
00:04:17Yeah, I got news for you.
00:04:19This is real hair.
00:04:20You know what I'm talking about, girls?
00:04:22Huh?
00:04:22My little cupcakes.
00:04:23What's up, buddy?
00:04:25Listen, I got a movie part for you.
00:04:27What do you got?
00:04:28You saw a short bus, right?
00:04:30Never heard of it.
00:04:31Yeah, that's the John Cameron Mitchell project.
00:04:34You mean the shampoo guy?
00:04:35No, no, no.
00:04:36That's John Paul Mitchell.
00:04:37This is the guy who did the blow-dryer movies with the girls.
00:04:41Give me ten minutes, all right?
00:04:42All right?
00:04:43Now take that icing right off the cupcake, okay?
00:04:45Hey, Maury, would you take a deep breath for a second?
00:04:48Tell me what, sir.
00:04:48What are you talking about?
00:04:49I have no idea.
00:04:51How do you feel about being balls-ass naked?
00:04:54What'd you say?
00:04:56Balls-ass naked.
00:04:57Like we're gonna be in a little bit.
00:04:59Hey, Maury, I'm not too comfortable in that territory, all right?
00:05:03All right, listen.
00:05:04It's classy.
00:05:04Hey, Maury, I'm sitting here with my daughter.
00:05:07Hey, Tiff, you didn't hear that.
00:05:08I did.
00:05:09Well, you didn't.
00:05:10Hey, Giotti, listen to me, okay?
00:05:12Settle yourself down.
00:05:13You need to work, okay?
00:05:15You haven't been doing anything in a while, and you really need the money.
00:05:18Come on.
00:05:19Maury, I gotta go.
00:05:21Dad, it's late.
00:05:23I know it's late.
00:05:25No, Mom.
00:05:27Oh, Dad.
00:05:28All right, come on.
00:05:28Let's go.
00:05:29And you didn't hear that.
00:05:30But I did.
00:05:32All right.
00:05:32All right.
00:05:32All right.
00:05:34Hold on, Sweetie.
00:05:49Hold on.
00:05:51Late again, G.
00:05:52What a surprise.
00:05:54What?
00:05:55You're late.
00:05:56You don't say hello.
00:05:57I just got here.
00:05:59You know, how do you expect to save us, G?
00:06:02If you can't even show up on time.
00:06:05And you're empty-handed.
00:06:06How do you know I'm empty-handed?
00:06:08And why is it always about the money with you, huh?
00:06:10It is not always about the money, and stop saying that.
00:06:13It's about being responsible, G.
00:06:15It's about stepping up to the plate.
00:06:18It's about caring.
00:06:19I do care.
00:06:20And I am responsible.
00:06:22You're responsible?
00:06:24I'm here, ain't I?
00:06:27You're only as good as your word.
00:06:30Take it easy, guys.
00:06:32Daddy loves me, Mommy.
00:06:34Oh, I know that, sweetheart.
00:06:36That's right.
00:06:37You know, why don't you try to stop thinking about yourself for once?
00:06:40Why don't you cut the crap and be thankful for what you got for a change?
00:06:45I'll get you your money.
00:06:48Stop buzzing his balls.
00:06:51Would you just say nothing?
00:06:53That's my girl.
00:06:54You know, you are so crude, Johnny.
00:06:56Why don't you just disappear?
00:06:57Hey, this doesn't concern you, my friend, Fiafalieth.
00:07:03And by the way, what kind of name is that?
00:07:05It is Greek, and it is fabulous.
00:07:08You are not Greek.
00:07:10I'll bet my life on it.
00:07:12If I met you in a bar, the only reason I'd want to pick you up would be to throw you further away, honey.
00:07:17You wouldn't want to pick me up, pal.
00:07:19Not in a million years.
00:07:22Ghastly animal.
00:07:23Horrible man.
00:07:24Cynthia Lettlis.
00:07:25That's it.
00:07:26Johnny, send your daughter the check.
00:07:28Tip, I'll see you in a week, all right?
00:07:30Bye, Daddy.
00:07:31Love you.
00:07:32Fagless.
00:07:36What a joke.
00:07:37I mean, why is everything so ethnic?
00:07:40I mean, look at you and me.
00:07:41It's not like we're foreigners, right, Agent Lopez?
00:07:44I could look white.
00:07:46What we need is a new angle, you know what I mean?
00:07:53I get a contact in Santa Carla, which is like the haven for the upper crust of society.
00:07:59They tell me they'll make us some real money for a hard-working American.
00:08:05What do you think?
00:08:07Deporting an American big shot.
00:08:10One of our own?
00:08:12Yeah, for real money.
00:08:14Untraceable.
00:08:15Oh, no, no, no, that's interesting.
00:08:17That's really interesting.
00:08:25Johnny.
00:08:26Hey, Mr. Lance.
00:08:27How's it going?
00:08:28All right.
00:08:29This is Chyna.
00:08:30She's Japanese.
00:08:31Wow, Chyna from Japan.
00:08:33What do you know?
00:08:34That's unique.
00:08:34Welcome to my restaurant.
00:08:35Anyway, why should the politicians rake it all in?
00:08:37I mean, what's wrong with us making a little extra on the side, right?
00:08:41Right.
00:08:41Let's do this, man.
00:08:42We work hard.
00:08:43We should make a little more money.
00:08:45I caught a movie of yours last week, man.
00:08:47You don't age.
00:08:48It's because I'm moisturized.
00:08:49Oh.
00:08:50Mr. Lance, exfoliation.
00:08:52That's where it's at.
00:08:53I'm telling you.
00:08:53I should do that.
00:08:54You should.
00:08:55Thanks, perfectly.
00:08:56I'll send a waiter right over.
00:08:57Okay.
00:08:57How's it going?
00:09:01Look at that.
00:09:02That's a Mexican right there.
00:09:04With a hot Asian chick.
00:09:06No, no, no.
00:09:06He's not Mexican.
00:09:08He's Puerto Rican.
00:09:09You want a bet?
00:09:10Yeah.
00:09:13Excuse me.
00:09:14Yeah.
00:09:15We got a little bet going here.
00:09:16Okay.
00:09:17Where's that guy from?
00:09:18That's Johnny DiCarlo.
00:09:20DiCarlo.
00:09:21That's Italian.
00:09:22Yeah, from that TV show.
00:09:29He's Puerto Rican.
00:09:31It's a TV star, though.
00:09:32Go get his autograph.
00:09:34Hey, Mr. Gianni, how about an autograph?
00:09:36Maybe later.
00:09:37All right, buddy?
00:09:38You know what?
00:09:39He's that guy from the sitcom
00:09:40who wanted to be in the movies.
00:09:42A wannabe.
00:09:44He's worth something.
00:09:45Yeah, he's been on TV.
00:09:46He's got to be.
00:09:47This is beautiful.
00:09:49We got our pig.
00:09:53Hey, Michael Ravaport.
00:09:54Johnny Di, what are you doing?
00:09:56My man.
00:09:57What's up, buddy?
00:09:58What, are you having a sandwich by yourself?
00:09:59What are you doing over here?
00:10:01This side of the hill.
00:10:02I thought you only stay in the city.
00:10:04I come back and forth.
00:10:05I'm just getting ready to go to that spot down the way.
00:10:07How are you doing?
00:10:08What are you doing?
00:10:08What are you doing?
00:10:09I'm just, I'm stressed.
00:10:10I've been, you know, trying to, trying to, trying to survive.
00:10:12Trying to go.
00:10:13You've been working?
00:10:14Not that much, you know.
00:10:15A little bit, but I'm not, you know, I didn't get paid enough.
00:10:17No?
00:10:17You've been, you're still doing action movies?
00:10:19Well, you know, I tried, but, you know.
00:10:21You, what are you, Wesley Snipes?
00:10:22No.
00:10:23Steven Seagal?
00:10:24No, it's not my thing.
00:10:25Leave the action to the governor, right?
00:10:26He does the action stuff.
00:10:28You're funny.
00:10:28How come you don't do comedy?
00:10:29I'm trying to do comedy.
00:10:30I also got to get, you know, I got to get a break.
00:10:33I have this pilot, that pilot.
00:10:35You know, I had a series.
00:10:35All this is they, they, they, you got to go out there and get it.
00:10:38I go, I, I try.
00:10:40Remember Rocky 1?
00:10:41Yeah.
00:10:41Shot didn't just come in your lap, right?
00:10:42He took it.
00:10:43Yeah, he took that shot.
00:10:44He took it.
00:10:44Don't, don't, you know, don't.
00:10:46But you're smart.
00:10:47You're smarter than me.
00:10:48With some things.
00:10:49I got my own problems.
00:10:50You do, right?
00:10:51You know, I got my own problems.
00:10:52I got alimony.
00:10:53You got alimony?
00:10:54I got alimony.
00:10:55I call it alimony.
00:10:57I know, I'm, I'm.
00:10:58You still look good?
00:10:59I don't look bad.
00:11:00No, you look good.
00:11:01How's your stress levels?
00:11:02Is this good?
00:11:02I'm very stressed.
00:11:04I know, this is like 40-something years of Italian brick.
00:11:07I'm almost uncrackable.
00:11:08I know you're unbreakable.
00:11:09You got to relax.
00:11:10Things aren't that bad.
00:11:11I'm all right.
00:11:12I'm not bad.
00:11:12How's your mother?
00:11:13My mother's, you know, she's going to see that doctor right now, that guy Freelander.
00:11:16She's still seeing that guy?
00:11:17I don't like that guy.
00:11:17He used to come to my house.
00:11:19Oh, yeah.
00:11:19He had a bag and big needles.
00:11:21Yeah.
00:11:22I threatened him when I was a kid.
00:11:23I threatened him a few times.
00:11:24Dr. Freehander, watch that guy.
00:11:26Yeah.
00:11:26I don't like that guy.
00:11:27He's, he's frisky, you know?
00:11:28Got those, uh.
00:11:29Those big mitts.
00:11:30Listen, I, I'm going to go get a massage.
00:11:31You want to come with me to get a massage?
00:11:33No.
00:11:33I can't go.
00:11:34You're stressed out.
00:11:34Come with me to get a massage.
00:11:36I can't go.
00:11:36I have to go.
00:11:37It's a good massage.
00:11:38I got to see my mother.
00:11:38Did you vote?
00:11:39I voted.
00:11:40Who'd you vote for?
00:11:41Vote for Obama.
00:11:43Is it Barack Obama or Barack Obama?
00:11:44No.
00:11:45Are you dyslexic?
00:11:47Do you read backwards or something?
00:11:48Because I think you're dyslexic.
00:11:50He goes, gets massages.
00:11:51I get a massage.
00:11:52That's why I like that guy.
00:11:53He seems like he's one of us.
00:11:55Yeah, but it's legit.
00:11:56It's legit.
00:11:56Yeah, you're going for legit, right?
00:11:58Bruh, I'm going, it's legit.
00:12:00They stretch you?
00:12:01They do a lot of things to you.
00:12:03Trust me, it's legit.
00:12:04I want my president to get massages.
00:12:06I know he's like me.
00:12:07He feels the pain.
00:12:08That's why we hired him.
00:12:09I mean, that's why we voted for him, right?
00:12:11That is why we hired him.
00:12:12Tell your mother I said hello.
00:12:14I will.
00:12:14I'm going to go get a massage.
00:12:15You come over.
00:12:16We'll get together.
00:12:17I'll make some sauce or something, all right?
00:12:18You call me, all right?
00:12:19I will.
00:12:19You got my number, right?
00:12:20I got your number.
00:12:21You got the right number?
00:12:22You're big, man.
00:12:22Yeah, I'm big.
00:12:23I'm big.
00:12:26Why are you going to get personal?
00:12:28Get out of here.
00:12:29All right.
00:12:29Yeah, get some of that fresh brujol you like.
00:12:32Jenny D.
00:12:33My wife, Mike.
00:12:34Jenny D.
00:12:35I'll see you later.
00:12:36All right, Mike.
00:12:37Don't beat yourself up.
00:12:38Listen, thank you.
00:12:39You're funny, man.
00:12:40Save the jumping off the building to Wesley Snipes.
00:12:48Just, you know, just a bunch of stiffs.
00:12:52No, you're not.
00:12:53Yeah, I mean, what do they got?
00:12:55Well, they're good.
00:12:56They're not as good looking as you are.
00:12:58They're pretty boys.
00:12:58Right.
00:13:00Soft, pretty boys.
00:13:01That's what they're into now.
00:13:03That's what they want to cast.
00:13:04No, no, no.
00:13:05They're not as good looking as you are.
00:13:06Forget about it.
00:13:06It's got nothing to do with looks, Ma.
00:13:08It's character.
00:13:10I know.
00:13:11You look good.
00:13:12Well, you know.
00:13:13You look all right.
00:13:14You look good.
00:13:14No, I don't look the way I used to look when I was young.
00:13:17Girl, no.
00:13:18Oh, my God.
00:13:19Your father was like a little bull then, you know.
00:13:22But since he lost his manhood, I think I'd like to sort of keep myself looking nicer.
00:13:27The two of us are going to wither.
00:13:29He lost his manhood?
00:13:31Yes.
00:13:32His, his, his manhood.
00:13:35I don't need to know anymore.
00:13:36That's a night.
00:13:37That's too much information.
00:13:38Yeah.
00:13:40Anyway, yeah.
00:13:41You're in a slump, right?
00:13:43Yeah, yeah.
00:13:43It's a very long, long slump.
00:13:46But you're going to get out of it.
00:13:47But you need to go out.
00:13:48You need to meet people.
00:13:49You need to see new faces for inspiration.
00:13:54You got to try new things.
00:13:55You know, maybe baseball.
00:13:58Remember when you, well, you sucked at baseball.
00:14:00But you try.
00:14:01I got up to plate.
00:14:02I swung, right?
00:14:02What about, yes, you were right.
00:14:04Hey, Dee Dee.
00:14:04Dr. Freelander.
00:14:06You look absolutely gorgeous.
00:14:09But how are you feeling?
00:14:10Well, my neck is like still, still a little, uh, stiff.
00:14:14Stiff.
00:14:15Stiff.
00:14:15Yes.
00:14:16Stiff.
00:14:17We know what to do with stiff, don't we?
00:14:19Yeah.
00:14:20Dee Dee, huh?
00:14:22Hey, Gianni, how you doing?
00:14:23Hey, Don.
00:14:24Still acting?
00:14:26Yeah, sometimes.
00:14:28Yeah.
00:14:28I haven't seen you that much.
00:14:30Well, are you ready?
00:14:32Sure.
00:14:33Yes.
00:14:33To do what?
00:14:34She's in good hands.
00:14:37Look at these puppies.
00:14:39They're big and they're strong.
00:14:42But they're sensitive.
00:14:44I get in, I get out.
00:14:46Five minutes.
00:14:47Oh.
00:14:48Well, that's quick, huh?
00:14:50Yeah.
00:14:50Five, five.
00:14:51Are you sure?
00:14:51Five minutes.
00:14:52Just a punch.
00:14:52I'm punchless.
00:14:53It's going to make you feel really good.
00:14:56If you need me, I'm right here.
00:14:58We don't need you.
00:14:58Come in?
00:14:59Can he come in?
00:15:01No, we don't need you.
00:15:02Okay.
00:15:02Okay, we'll try.
00:15:03Okay.
00:15:04Just holler.
00:15:05It's all right.
00:15:05If anything happens.
00:15:06Okay.
00:15:07I see.
00:15:09Quiet.
00:15:10That person is great.
00:15:10No, no, no.
00:15:11I don't need to fix it.
00:15:11What is that?
00:15:12Oh.
00:15:15Inspiration.
00:15:16All right.
00:15:17All right.
00:15:17Okay.
00:15:17I'll be right here.
00:15:18Very good.
00:15:19Hey, guys.
00:15:37It's a classic car.
00:15:38You want to give me a break?
00:15:40What?
00:15:41We're not good enough for autographs?
00:15:44Where do I know you guys from, huh?
00:15:46Restaurant.
00:15:47The other night.
00:15:49Oh, yeah.
00:15:50Hey.
00:15:51How you doing?
00:15:52All right?
00:15:52I'm Agent Levin Rothsteinburg, and this is my partner, Agent Christian Cross Lopez.
00:15:58Hmm.
00:15:58Agent Levin Rothsteinburg and Agent Christian Cross Lopez.
00:16:03A lot of memes.
00:16:05You guys shop at the same store?
00:16:08I'm just kidding.
00:16:10Listen, I don't need an agent, but thank you anyway, guys.
00:16:12We're not talent agents.
00:16:14Oh.
00:16:15What do you like?
00:16:15Special agents?
00:16:16Huh?
00:16:18You like Mexican food?
00:16:20Why?
00:16:21You want to go out on a date?
00:16:22Huh?
00:16:23We understand that your visa's expired.
00:16:26What?
00:16:27I'm American, guys.
00:16:28You don't look American.
00:16:29You look Mexican to me.
00:16:31No.
00:16:32Puerto Rican.
00:16:33Hey.
00:16:33I'm Italian, jerk-off.
00:16:35You know who I am?
00:16:36Huh?
00:16:36Now, that's not nice.
00:16:38Hey.
00:16:39What are you pushing for?
00:16:40I didn't do anything.
00:16:42What's your problem?
00:16:43Do I offend you guys?
00:16:45Yeah.
00:16:45I did, huh?
00:16:49You know, listen.
00:16:50Maybe we got off on the wrong foot or something, but this is getting out of hand.
00:16:54Next time, pick on somebody your own size.
00:16:57Come on.
00:16:58All right?
00:16:59Say good night.
00:17:03What the hell is this?
00:17:29Shit.
00:17:30What the hell is this?
00:17:33I took my wallet and everything.
00:17:36Where am I?
00:17:41Son of a gun.
00:17:59Uncle.
00:18:00Stupid shit.
00:18:02It's...
00:18:03Yeah.
00:18:03This really works.
00:18:20Hey.
00:18:43Hey.
00:18:45Anybody speak English?
00:18:56Hey.
00:19:03Hey.
00:19:17Hey.
00:19:17I'm going to go.
00:19:26I'm going to go.
00:19:28Go, go.
00:19:33I'm going to go.
00:19:35Go, go, go.
00:19:38Seรฑor, dulce.
00:19:40Huh?
00:19:42Gringa?
00:19:44What?
00:19:46Sandy?
00:19:47American?
00:19:49Yeah.
00:19:50We gringos got to stick together.
00:19:52Gringos?
00:19:53Yeah, right.
00:19:54You're in Mexico.
00:19:56No kidding.
00:19:57You don't sound like a Mexican to me.
00:19:59I'm Juan.
00:20:00Juan.
00:20:01It's a real American name.
00:20:04I know who you are.
00:20:05Yeah?
00:20:06That's because you probably have my wallet.
00:20:07I'm no thief.
00:20:08Then how do you know who I am?
00:20:09Tell me that, huh?
00:20:10We all do.
00:20:11We?
00:20:13Hey, Juan, where have you been?
00:20:15That's great.
00:20:16A bunch of freeloaders.
00:20:18Freeloaders?
00:20:19Ha!
00:20:20You taking a look at yourself?
00:20:21What?
00:20:22Welcome to Santa Carla.
00:20:23My town.
00:20:24Yeah.
00:20:25Okay, big shot.
00:20:26Just tell me where the police station is.
00:20:28You don't want to do that.
00:20:29Why's that?
00:20:30You're not too observant, are you?
00:20:31You're in Mexico.
00:20:32Hey, if I were you, I'd watch that mouth of yours.
00:20:35If I were you, I'd show some respect.
00:20:38What?
00:20:39Yeah, what?
00:20:40Because you're the one who looks like you could use some help.
00:20:42Hey, you know what, kid?
00:20:43They took my wallet, they took my car, and even my damn shoes.
00:20:46Then guess what?
00:20:47Why?
00:20:48I want them back.
00:20:49And then I want to get the hell out of here, okay?
00:20:51Come on.
00:20:52Let's go.
00:20:53That's a lot of wants, but I have a feeling I know who did this.
00:20:56Keep talking.
00:20:57Come on.
00:20:58Zapatias.
00:21:02Just a minute.
00:21:06What's she saying?
00:21:07She said there was some old woman.
00:21:10Old woman?
00:21:12She had boobs like she's seen on a novella.
00:21:15Novella?
00:21:16Yeah.
00:21:17Look what I'm doing talking to kids.
00:21:18Listen, I gotta get some help, all right?
00:21:20Look at me when I talk to you.
00:21:22You got us.
00:21:23For all I know, you banditos could've taken my stuff.
00:21:25Banditos?
00:21:26You've been watching too many westerns, man.
00:21:28Want help or not?
00:21:35Shoes.
00:21:36That's nice.
00:21:38Okay.
00:21:39Tell you what, why don't you show me where the police station is,
00:21:41then we part ways.
00:21:42Okay, kid?
00:21:43Hey, police station's right there.
00:21:45Why didn't you just tell me it was over there?
00:21:47Christ's sakes.
00:21:48All right.
00:21:49Come on, guys.
00:21:50Thanks.
00:21:52Okay, let's see.
00:21:53What?
00:21:54What?
00:21:55We want you there,?
00:21:56Sorry.
00:21:57It's not my name.
00:21:58I'm lost at the jail.
00:21:59All right.
00:22:00You guys are missing me.
00:22:01We need to go.
00:22:02It's not my name.
00:22:03I'm lost.
00:22:04I'm lost.
00:22:04I'm lost.
00:22:05They're too many.
00:22:06You're not lost.
00:22:07I need to go.
00:22:08Do you want you to go?
00:22:09What?
00:22:10Do you Mr. Leves are missing?
00:22:11You're going to go?
00:22:13What?
00:22:14Excuse me buddy, state your issue, identification, who's in charge here?
00:22:39Police, policia, in America, USA?
00:22:46Uh huh, okay, you see the judge.
00:22:54What?
00:22:55Sit down.
00:22:56Who are you?
00:22:57Sit down.
00:22:58I said who are you?
00:22:59Sit down.
00:23:00I said who are you?
00:23:01Sit down.
00:23:02Hey, you see that?
00:23:15That's me, American, after TV star.
00:23:19Can you carry me?
00:23:21You're too damn heavy.
00:23:24You see it?
00:23:27Sit down.
00:23:29Damn good.
00:23:34That's all you know how to say, huh kid?
00:23:38You're a clueless bastard.
00:23:43I heard that.
00:23:44Good.
00:23:45I want you to hear it.
00:23:46That was a joke.
00:23:48Hey, Mr. Goat.
00:23:53Come on.
00:23:54Take a hike.
00:23:55Hey Johnny!
00:23:56That really worked.
00:23:58I told you.
00:23:59Cerveza?
00:24:00I heard a Mexican's being deported, but an American?
00:24:03What's the world coming to?
00:24:04I feel you brother.
00:24:05Come on, let's go break bread.
00:24:07Come see the judge tomorrow.
00:24:08Come on kid.
00:24:09Take a walk.
00:24:10Get out of here.
00:24:11But I got no.
00:24:12I got no.
00:24:13I said kid, go home.
00:24:22Hey kid, come back here, alright?
00:24:24Just don't get too comfortable.
00:24:28I know, I know.
00:24:29You want to go home.
00:24:30Come on.
00:24:31Let's go.
00:24:43Where are we going, huh?
00:24:44Come on.
00:24:45Where are you going?
00:24:46Hammer sent me.
00:24:47Hey, that's a line from one of my movies.
00:24:48I told you.
00:24:49We know you.
00:24:50Hey guys.
00:24:51It's Johnny Nicola.
00:24:52Hey.
00:24:53What's up?
00:24:54Come on guys.
00:24:55How you doing?
00:24:56Hey buddy.
00:24:57Wow.
00:24:58Hey everybody.
00:24:59Let's sit down.
00:25:00Far out man.
00:25:02So, uh, you guys have really seen my movies, huh?
00:25:04Christ man, yes.
00:25:08We've seen all your movies.
00:25:22We've learned to fight watching.
00:25:27Yeah, well, that's choreography, not real fighting.
00:25:30I mean, so what do you think?
00:25:31And am I okay?
00:25:33You're more than okay.
00:25:36You just haven't been given the right part yet.
00:25:39You need a break.
00:25:40Inspiration.
00:25:43I've been told that before.
00:25:45Thanks, kid.
00:25:46That means a lot to me.
00:25:48So, where are you from?
00:25:50Arizona.
00:25:51My dad got his ass busted back here, and I was with him.
00:25:54But my mom is American.
00:25:56Ha, you're not American, though.
00:25:58I am so.
00:26:00You'll see.
00:26:01One day, I'm going to find my mom.
00:26:04And, and she's going to take me back home.
00:26:08You lost your mom?
00:26:10How could that be?
00:26:11It's okay.
00:26:12Don't worry about me.
00:26:14What do you care anyways?
00:26:24I find the whole can.
00:26:26Do I want to ask what kind of can?
00:26:28It's okay.
00:26:29She burns the rod off.
00:26:31What do you think?
00:26:32Should I put a, cook it a little more?
00:26:33Yeah.
00:26:34Yeah.
00:26:34Yeah.
00:26:35Maury, if I find out that you are protecting him from his obligation, I swear to you, we are
00:26:44going to have a problem.
00:26:46Yeah.
00:26:46Hey, how's the little one?
00:26:48She's fine.
00:26:48Stop changing the subject, Maury.
00:26:50I know you.
00:26:51Hey, if I know Gianni, he's, he's surrounded himself with only good, wise, mature, uh, uh,
00:26:58sophisticated people.
00:27:01I signed him because he's going to be my comeback kid.
00:27:09Just you watch.
00:27:10Yeah, well, your comeback kid, okay?
00:27:12A child support check, Maury.
00:27:15Gianni is trying to make himself a better man, okay?
00:27:18Can I have juice, Maury?
00:27:18You know, he is so irresponsible.
00:27:21One second, sweetie.
00:27:22Mommy's on the phone.
00:27:24Yeah.
00:27:25No, sweetie.
00:27:25That's Mommy's special juice.
00:27:27Inside.
00:27:28My God, she's just like Gianni.
00:27:32Maury, you know what?
00:27:33Let me go because I'm calling my lawyer.
00:27:36Okay.
00:27:37Bye-bye.
00:27:38Yeah, bye.
00:27:40Jerk.
00:27:42Bathroom.
00:27:43Banyo.
00:27:44Banyo.
00:27:48Okay.
00:27:50Bedtime, guys.
00:27:53School's over.
00:27:54Come on, guys.
00:27:55Let's go.
00:27:58Hats off.
00:28:04Hey!
00:28:15Whoa!
00:28:18Yeah!
00:28:21Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:28:22Ha-dee-la, ha-dee-la.
00:28:24Ha-dee-hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:28:27Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
00:28:57That's from something I know.
00:28:59Copacabana?
00:29:01No, no, no, no.
00:29:02Babalu.
00:29:03Babalu.
00:29:04The actor?
00:29:05Yeah.
00:29:06Now he's a fine actor.
00:29:08You got good taste.
00:29:10Yeah.
00:29:12You see?
00:29:14That's why I gotta get back.
00:29:16Because I got a daughter about your age at home.
00:29:19Really?
00:29:20I couldn't tell.
00:29:21Why is it when I talk to you I feel insulted all the time, huh?
00:29:24I'm a pushed out man.
00:29:26Live my life.
00:29:27You'll understand.
00:29:29You don't say.
00:29:30I say.
00:29:31Look, since you need money to get back home, I'll take you to the Charco Brothers.
00:29:37The who?
00:29:38These guys sound shady.
00:29:40Can I trust them?
00:29:41Absolutely no.
00:29:43But you got no choice.
00:29:45I'm gonna go to sleep now.
00:29:46You remember how the door works?
00:29:48Yeah, yeah, I know.
00:29:49And where the toilet is?
00:29:50Are you done?
00:29:51Oh no.
00:29:52No one goes out at night in Santa Carla.
00:29:55Beware of the goats.
00:29:55Oh, Mr. Goat.
00:29:57Yeah, we met.
00:29:59Hey, what's with the box up there?
00:30:01Oh, it's just my box of inspiration.
00:30:04What's in it?
00:30:06My inspiration.
00:30:08Okay, kid.
00:30:09And stop calling me kid.
00:30:11My name is Juan.
00:30:11Dina, I sent him for a meeting and I never heard back from him.
00:30:25But he met me at Dr. Freelander's office.
00:30:28I don't like that freak.
00:30:29I don't like that son of a bitch.
00:30:30And then he just disappeared.
00:30:32You haven't heard from him?
00:30:34Cynthia hasn't been able to get a hold of him either.
00:30:38Don't you mention that name in my house.
00:30:40Dina, I'm not in your house.
00:30:42You know what?
00:30:43I'll make some calls, all right?
00:30:44Could be yourself dead.
00:30:45You know, Gianni.
00:30:46Probably out with some broads looking for clothing.
00:30:50Okay.
00:30:51Mmm.
00:30:53Mmm.
00:30:55I don't like the feeling of this whole thing.
00:30:59What is that?
00:30:59Is that your foot?
00:31:01What is that?
00:31:01That's the, that's the Viagra.
00:31:06Come here, come here.
00:31:08Come on, I feel like Samson.
00:31:11Wait a minute.
00:31:13Wait a minute.
00:31:14What?
00:31:15Stop.
00:31:16We have to think of our son.
00:31:18What?
00:31:18Yes.
00:31:19Huh?
00:31:20What about me?
00:31:23Later.
00:31:25Promise.
00:31:26Yeah, later.
00:31:26Okay.
00:31:27Go, scoot.
00:31:55Scoop.
00:31:57La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La
00:32:27That's a sight you don't see every day.
00:32:36What are you looking at?
00:32:57Oh, shit!
00:33:17Oh, shit!
00:33:22Hey, Mr. Goat!
00:33:47Por favor! Por favor, Banjo!
00:33:49Banjo, I need to take it down!
00:33:52Hello?
00:33:54Anybody home?
00:33:56What?
00:33:57Banjo!
00:33:58Banjo!
00:33:59Banjo!
00:34:00Please!
00:34:01Por favor!
00:34:02Por favor!
00:34:03Por favor!
00:34:04Please!
00:34:05Hello?
00:34:07Banjo!
00:34:09Banjo!
00:34:11Banjo!
00:34:13Banjo!
00:34:14Banjo!
00:34:15Banjo!
00:34:16Banjo!
00:34:17Banjo!
00:34:18Banjo!
00:34:19Banjo!
00:34:20Banjo!
00:34:22Banjo!
00:34:23Banjo!
00:34:25Banjo!
00:34:26ะตัั,
00:34:27Banjo!
00:34:28Banjo!
00:34:29Banjo!
00:34:30Oh, bravo!
00:34:31Season!
00:34:33Oh!
00:34:34Oh, yeah!
00:34:36So, vulnerable!
00:34:38What happened?
00:34:40Look at this foreigner! It's an animal!
00:34:46Good morning, ladies.
00:34:48You gotta go, you gotta go.
00:34:56Sorry. I had no choice.
00:35:08What are you gonna do?
00:35:10Sorry.
00:35:12Hey.
00:35:14Nice going.
00:35:16Oh, what are you gonna do?
00:35:18Come on, we'll go see the judge.
00:35:24Go on.
00:35:26Here's your chance, big boy.
00:35:30Uh, I'm looking for the judge.
00:35:38Down the hall.
00:35:44You wanted this, so here goes.
00:35:48Hope that's not a bad word.
00:36:01What the hell is this?
00:36:02The judge will be out in a moment.
00:36:04It's that kid again.
00:36:06He shows up everywhere.
00:36:18Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
00:36:20you may be seated.
00:36:24It's like a joke.
00:36:28Alright, you know what?
00:36:30Playtime is over.
00:36:32Give me an adult, right now.
00:36:34Listen, plead your case.
00:36:36My case?
00:36:37What case?
00:36:38The hell with you.
00:36:39Brock is shit.
00:36:40And so is your hair.
00:36:41I'm outta here.
00:36:42No one cusses at my court.
00:36:43I just did.
00:36:46You fool.
00:36:47Did you like that, sir?
00:36:48Good job, my nephew.
00:36:49Who teach these pinches, stupid Americanos from coming to Mexico.
00:36:57That Hollywood burro, he's gonna bring us some serious dinero.
00:37:00You understand?
00:37:01Viva Mexico!
00:37:02Hey, Gianni!
00:37:03What am I gonna do now?
00:37:04Let's go see the Chaco Brothers.
00:37:05I can't remember.
00:37:06Which guy is, uh, who's the ugly one?
00:37:08Huh?
00:37:09Who's the ugly guy?
00:37:10Okay.
00:37:11Just remember.
00:37:12The ugly one is Fernando, and the other one is Ernesto.
00:37:13All right.
00:37:14Good.
00:37:15I got it.
00:37:16What's this?
00:37:17Huh?
00:37:18Take this.
00:37:19What's this for?
00:37:20Just in case.
00:37:21Just in case.
00:37:22Just in case of what?
00:37:23Trust me.
00:37:24I'm good, thanks.
00:37:26See you.
00:37:27It's silly.
00:37:28See you.
00:37:29You guys?
00:37:30It's stupid.
00:37:31What's this?
00:37:32It's just a clue?
00:37:33It's a clue, too.
00:37:34They're just a clue.
00:37:36You're saying what, huh?
00:37:37She's right.
00:37:38It's a clue, too.
00:37:39The ugly guy.
00:37:40It's a little clue.
00:37:41It's just a clue.
00:37:42Who's the ugly guy?
00:37:43Okay.
00:37:44Just remember.
00:37:46The ugly guy is, uh, who's the ugly one?
00:37:47Huh?
00:37:48Who's the ugly guy?
00:37:49Okay, just remember.
00:37:50Excuse me, uh, you know who the Chaco brothers are?
00:37:57Okay, thanks.
00:38:09Excuse me, guys, are you the Chaco brothers?
00:38:12Look Ernesto, a wet-back gringo.
00:38:15That's great.
00:38:17What do you want, wet-back gringo?
00:38:19I'm stuck here and I need to get back to the States as soon as possible.
00:38:22I've seen this gringo before.
00:38:25Haven't you?
00:38:26You?
00:38:27You wanna go back home, huh?
00:38:29Uh-huh.
00:38:30You want to cross the border?
00:38:31Yeah.
00:38:32But it's gonna cost.
00:38:33Why? How much?
00:38:39Five thousand pesos!
00:38:40That's four.
00:38:42Five thousand clams, look at me.
00:38:44I ain't got no five thousand laying around.
00:38:46Just get me to a phone and I'll get the rest.
00:38:48I've seen you, Ernesto.
00:38:49I've seen this gringo before.
00:38:51No, I haven't.
00:38:52But, uh...
00:38:53Jose!
00:38:59Yes, boss?
00:39:00Oh, Jose.
00:39:01Hey, don't worry.
00:39:02Good morning to you.
00:39:03Listen, Jose.
00:39:04I want you to slap my brother and do it briskly.
00:39:05Slap him, not to injure him, but just to wake him up from all the tequila he had last night.
00:39:09Jose, if you slap me, I will kill you.
00:39:12Slap him, Jose.
00:39:13He's not gonna kill you.
00:39:15Slap him because I own you.
00:39:16I am your owner.
00:39:18You will do as I say.
00:39:19Slap him?
00:39:20Jose, slap me so I can spill your blood in a stinking place.
00:39:24Slap me.
00:39:25Excuse me.
00:39:26I think I can solve a mystery as to why you may have seen me somewhere.
00:39:28This is not your quarrel.
00:39:30I know, but I could help.
00:39:32It's between family.
00:39:33Okay.
00:39:34You want to go to American?
00:39:35Yeah.
00:39:36Yeah, I do.
00:39:37Holy, shut the hell up!
00:39:39Slap me!
00:39:40Slap me, Jose!
00:39:41Slap me so I can drink your blood from a bottle of tequila!
00:39:44Ay, Dios mio!
00:39:46I am so confused!
00:39:48The pressure!
00:39:49What am I to do?
00:39:50I don't know.
00:39:51Tell me about it.
00:39:52Slap him, I command you.
00:39:53If you don't slap him, you will be jobless.
00:39:55Slap me!
00:39:56Come on, slap him!
00:39:57Slap him like a man!
00:39:58Come on, slap him!
00:39:59Come on, slap him!
00:40:00Come on, slap him!
00:40:01Say, slap him!
00:40:06I'm sorry, Jose.
00:40:07Take him away!
00:40:09My name is not Jose!
00:40:11I told you Jose was a sissy.
00:40:13Yeah, it's just a test we do to make sure that our employees are trustworthy, you know?
00:40:18But, hey, you know what?
00:40:20You believe in God?
00:40:21Yes.
00:40:24After this exquisite Shakespearean dialogue, yes, I do.
00:40:28Well, that's wonderful, then.
00:40:29Because, uh, we don't like to work with unbelievers.
00:40:32We got a job for you.
00:40:33You do?
00:40:34Yes.
00:40:35Thank you, guys.
00:40:37Thank you, guys.
00:40:44Gracias for bringing us a believer among heathens.
00:40:46God.
00:40:47Hidden.
00:40:48Child.
00:40:49Are you the priest?
00:40:53Do I look like the priest?
00:40:54I would conclude so.
00:40:55I'm not a bolero.
00:40:56I'm the custodian of this church.
00:40:57Dear, what is it that you seek my son?
00:40:58Well, I was told that you are not a bolero.
00:40:59I'm not a bolero.
00:41:00I'm not a bolero.
00:41:01I'm a custodian of this church.
00:41:02Dear, what is it that you seek my son?
00:41:03By who?
00:41:04What did they say?
00:41:05What did they say?
00:41:06Did they tell you that I was flamboyant?
00:41:08Oh, well, no, they didn't say that, they just said that you...
00:41:09Don't get a beck and a beck and a beck and a beck and a beck and a beck and a beck.
00:41:12For you, I understood that you're not a regular man.
00:41:13This is an example.
00:41:14I'm not a boy.
00:41:17Give me a hand.
00:41:18I'm not a bolero.
00:41:19I'm a custodian of this church.
00:41:20Dear, what is it that you seek my son?
00:41:23Well, I was told that you...
00:41:24By who?
00:41:25What did they say?
00:41:26What did they say?
00:41:27Did they tell you that I was flamboyant?
00:41:31No, well, no, they didn't say that.
00:41:34They just said that you...
00:41:35Don't get.
00:41:37Get verbal with me, boy.
00:41:41Verbal? I hardly said a word.
00:41:44So what if I run through the town naked at night?
00:41:48I have to let off steam somehow?
00:41:52So you come into my church and tell me.
00:41:55Tell me about you.
00:41:58I've been just going through some hard times in my life,
00:42:01my career, and separation with my wife.
00:42:03I can hear an ache in your voice.
00:42:08Tell me, have you been a virgin since you've been separated?
00:42:13No.
00:42:15Does your mother know?
00:42:17Probably.
00:42:21Do you use the F word?
00:42:28I guess.
00:42:29Fudge.
00:42:31Fudge?
00:42:31And you cheated your wife.
00:42:36I cheat on my wife?
00:42:40What you need is a spiritual and physical balance in the name of God.
00:42:47And only then will you be able to forgive you as this.
00:42:52How do I do that?
00:42:53It's not a process.
00:42:56It is a course in life that finds you.
00:42:59And that when it presents itself,
00:43:01you embark on to a journey of unfolding adventure.
00:43:04Because then you can tell the culture that you are present in that.
00:43:09And only then, when you are in the spiritual presence of the culture,
00:43:13you pay the price and get the reward.
00:43:16Only if you have it.
00:43:19It?
00:43:21It.
00:43:22What is it?
00:43:23It!
00:43:26It's the adventure.
00:43:28It is what I'm going through right now in my life.
00:43:31Then it's a good idea that you make the right choices.
00:43:35Well, how do I know?
00:43:40I don't know.
00:43:41How am I supposed to know?
00:43:46I can tell that you have a good heart.
00:43:51You think so?
00:43:52Yes.
00:43:53Yes.
00:43:57But I want you to remember something.
00:44:00That what hurts and brings us discomfort in life
00:44:05is nothing but a blessing and a fortune for our futures.
00:44:16Right.
00:44:17That's good.
00:44:18I like that.
00:44:19Good.
00:44:20I want you to like that.
00:44:23Go.
00:44:25Okay.
00:44:26Go.
00:44:34What the hell was that about?
00:44:35I don't even know what the hell the job was.
00:44:43You go through all that trouble to get you a good job in?
00:44:45You screw it up!
00:44:47What job?
00:44:48What?
00:44:49What job?
00:44:50Job with Dios.
00:44:51Dios?
00:44:52What are you even talking about?
00:44:53Man, let's just say it wasn't for me.
00:44:55Okay?
00:44:56You're an artist.
00:44:57And we finally found an artistic job for you.
00:45:00It involves a lot of, uh...
00:45:02Dancing.
00:45:02Yes.
00:45:03And prancing.
00:45:04You might get a part in that movie we're doing over here.
00:45:07Spielberg is interested.
00:45:08Juan Spielberg.
00:45:09What do I listen to?
00:45:10Juan Spielberg.
00:45:11That's our landlord.
00:45:12Nice talking to you.
00:45:13Yeah.
00:45:13Well, what are you waiting for?
00:45:14Get out.
00:45:16Get out!
00:45:17All right.
00:45:18Well, I'll speak to you later.
00:45:22I'm sorry.
00:45:23I became you for a minute.
00:45:26Get out!
00:45:27All right.
00:45:28Okay.
00:45:30Bobby!
00:45:31Mori!
00:45:32Como estas?
00:45:33To what do I have this pleasure?
00:45:34Yeah.
00:45:34Como estas?
00:45:35Whatever.
00:45:35I'm gonna sit down.
00:45:36Listen.
00:45:37I want a full-on press blitz.
00:45:39You listening?
00:45:40You got it, babe.
00:45:40Okay?
00:45:41I want you to send out all the dogs.
00:45:42All the cats.
00:45:43All the mice.
00:45:44All the giraffes.
00:45:45I don't want...
00:45:45I don't care what you do.
00:45:46I want everybody out there.
00:45:47I want this whole town looking for my buddy.
00:45:49Uh, you know what?
00:45:50I want the whole country looking for my boy, Gianni DiCarlo.
00:45:54This could be big, babe.
00:45:56This could be, um...
00:45:57This could be juicier than when What's-His-Name picked up that transvestite.
00:46:00Yeah!
00:46:01What do you mean, juicy?
00:46:02What is that?
00:46:03Uh, juice.
00:46:04Juice is good.
00:46:04Juice is fabulous.
00:46:05So it's good?
00:46:06Juice is great.
00:46:07I should like juice.
00:46:08You should love juice.
00:46:09Juice is sweet.
00:46:10Ah, I love sweet.
00:46:12I love sweet.
00:46:13I guess I love juice.
00:46:14Let's make this happen, buddy.
00:46:16This could be his comeback.
00:46:17I know!
00:46:18That's what I'm thinking.
00:46:20We should get on a horn right now and see what comes up, all right?
00:46:24Oh, I like you, Bobby.
00:46:26I like you, Maury.
00:46:27Yeah, I like you.
00:46:28And don't worry about what happened in the club the other night.
00:46:30Already forgotten.
00:46:31Yeah, she was a skank.
00:46:32I know.
00:46:34Yeah.
00:46:34Well, you didn't know that night, but that's all right.
00:46:36I did, actually.
00:46:37Yeah.
00:46:38Okay.
00:46:38Well, and then we both knew.
00:46:40Sometimes, you know, you see eye-to-eye as guys.
00:46:42You got it, babe.
00:46:44By the way, I love that tan.
00:46:45How long does something like that take?
00:46:46Takes about 30 minutes.
00:46:47Yeah, I don't like it that much.
00:46:49Okay, I gotta go.
00:46:51Ciao.
00:46:51All right, adios.
00:46:52A little more over here, please.
00:46:53You like that?
00:47:03No, senor.
00:47:05You don't like it.
00:47:06I don't know what you're looking for.
00:47:07Tell me what you're looking for.
00:47:08Blanchero music is a feeling, a tightness of the chest that goes all the way down until
00:47:13the underwear is so tight, you have to scream.
00:47:16Scream.
00:47:16It burns.
00:47:18That sounds like it hurts.
00:47:19Like a burrito.
00:47:20I'm going to bang you in your mouth.
00:47:22Dance while you have a way with words.
00:47:23Why?
00:47:24You should always be...
00:47:26What is it?
00:47:27You should...
00:47:27Believe in yourself.
00:47:29Yes, you did it again.
00:47:30Yeah, all right.
00:47:31Let me believe.
00:47:32You can do it.
00:47:33Stop bastardizing our culture.
00:47:43Come on, give me another chance.
00:47:44I just wanted to...
00:47:45You stinker and dry.
00:47:47I thought it was me.
00:47:47I dry.
00:47:48I freaking dry.
00:47:50Come on.
00:47:50Come on.
00:47:51What do you want?
00:47:51Come on, Danny.
00:47:52You're not worth the rental.
00:47:58Time to leave.
00:47:59What does that mean?
00:48:00We take you home or we still have business.
00:48:02Yeah, now get in.
00:48:03In the trunk?
00:48:05Yes.
00:48:05We take you to the American checkpoint.
00:48:07We pay Manolo.
00:48:08He will take you right through.
00:48:10Why I got it right in the trunk?
00:48:11Because there's no room in the front.
00:48:12Will you get in?
00:48:13I'm claustrophobic.
00:48:14I'm a Catholic.
00:48:15I'm Catholic too.
00:48:16Damn.
00:48:17Hey, what are you wearing?
00:48:19Hang on a second.
00:48:20Hey, guys, I'm talking to my brother, okay?
00:48:22Hang on.
00:48:23I gotta go.
00:48:23Bye.
00:48:24It's a freaking dwarf.
00:48:25Hey, I'm not a dwarf.
00:48:27I'm Italian.
00:48:29No kidding.
00:48:30You're Italian?
00:48:30I'm Italian from Brooklyn.
00:48:31You're from Brooklyn?
00:48:32Hey, I'm from Brooklyn.
00:48:33You're from Brooklyn?
00:48:34You know Vinny?
00:48:35I know Vinny.
00:48:36Vinny Boombats.
00:48:37Yeah, of course.
00:48:39We got to talk.
00:48:40I heard a couple of things about him, you know?
00:48:42Yeah, he got shot.
00:48:43No, I heard he got shot.
00:48:44You shot him in the balls.
00:48:46You shot him in the balls.
00:48:48He shot him.
00:48:50He shot him.
00:48:52He shot him in the balls.
00:48:53Yeah, in the balls.
00:48:54Oh, no.
00:49:16Oh, no.
00:49:16Hey.
00:49:16That was fun, buddy.
00:49:23Yeah.
00:49:24All right, we got to pick this up.
00:49:25Absolutely.
00:49:26All right, pal.
00:49:27Give me a call when you get in town.
00:49:29Let's do pizza.
00:49:30Yeah, you got it.
00:49:31All right.
00:49:32Hey, I thought you would drop me off at the border.
00:49:34I'm dropping you off.
00:49:35You call maybe one of your little friends.
00:49:37What friends?
00:49:38One of these.
00:49:39Have pizza.
00:49:40All right, Chaparro.
00:49:41See you.
00:49:42Come on, man.
00:49:43There's a lot of dwarves here.
00:49:45You get along.
00:49:47I need a butt lift, a teeter lift, and a facelift.
00:49:52No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:49:54That's not right.
00:49:55I don't need that.
00:49:56All I need is an eye lift.
00:49:58Hurry up, lady with the phone sex.
00:50:00Come on.
00:50:01I got to make a call.
00:50:02Don't bug me.
00:50:03I don't need none of that.
00:50:05I know that by asking.
00:50:07What do you think of this?
00:50:10I think you need a forklift.
00:50:12What you need is a phone.
00:50:17Here.
00:50:18What you need is a new face.
00:50:20And your movies suck.
00:50:22All right.
00:50:23You know what, lady?
00:50:25Look at that hairdo.
00:50:27Wackadoo.
00:50:28Hello, gringo.
00:50:29Hey, what kind of people are these?
00:50:30Tell me about it.
00:50:31Come on.
00:50:32The only normal guy here.
00:50:33How come the only people around here who know me hate me, huh?
00:50:36I don't really like you.
00:50:37Right, guys?
00:50:38See.
00:50:39At least somebody likes me.
00:50:40Yeah.
00:50:41Hey, guys, why don't you, I catch up with you later, all right?
00:50:43Okay.
00:50:44See you later.
00:50:45Take it easy.
00:50:46You done a lot of damage to business, senor.
00:50:47Oh, yeah?
00:50:48You're fine.
00:50:49All right.
00:50:50Yeah?
00:50:51Yeah?
00:50:52See you later?
00:50:53Oh, yeah.
00:50:54Well, you're fine.
00:50:55Now you're fine.
00:50:56Yes?
00:50:57I'm fine.
00:50:58You're fine.
00:50:59You're fine.
00:51:00Oh, man?
00:51:01You're fine.
00:51:02Yeah.
00:51:03It's hard to do.
00:51:04Yeah?
00:51:05Yeah.
00:51:06Why don't you want me to know me?
00:51:07Oh, you're fine.
00:51:08Yeah?
00:51:09Oh, yeah?
00:51:10You owe 5,000 pesos.
00:51:12American!
00:51:13I owe you?
00:51:14How do you figure that?
00:51:15You put me in a trunk with dwarfs, and I owe you guys?
00:51:19Precisely.
00:51:20You'll be front of the midgets again, and I will choke you, pendejo!
00:51:23Where am I going to come up with that kind of scuttle in this hole?
00:51:26You know it's going to be hard, difficult, but si se puede!
00:51:33I ain't doing that.
00:51:35No way.
00:51:36Come on, we'll give you another chance.
00:51:39Yeah?
00:51:40I thought you didn't have any place for me.
00:51:42Look, it's not easy to place a wet-back gringo.
00:51:44We got laws here in Mexico tambien, you know?
00:51:47Get in.
00:51:48There's enough room?
00:51:50There's enough room for...
00:51:5210!
00:51:53This is Mexico!
00:51:54It's Mexico!
00:51:55Come across the capital!
00:51:56Come across the Capitol, you should not be under the...
00:52:09Get out!
00:52:10What are you?
00:52:11Hmm?
00:52:12What is...
00:52:13What is...
00:52:14What is...
00:52:15Who?
00:52:16Who?
00:52:17Come back later, they'll choke you.
00:52:19Where you going? Come on.
00:52:21Hey!
00:52:23Come back here.
00:52:29Who goes now?
00:52:33Huh?
00:52:37Come here. I want to see your face.
00:52:41Now who the fudge are you, huh?
00:52:45Hey, buddy.
00:52:46I can see, you moron.
00:52:50Oh, I just thought you were having a problem, that's all.
00:52:54Why would you say that?
00:52:56Because I'm right here in front of your face,
00:52:58and you're like looking out there, and you speak with a French accent.
00:53:08You have something against the French?
00:53:12No, I'm not against the French, uh, Frenchy.
00:53:16Frenchy?
00:53:18You have the goal to insult me?
00:53:25Me?
00:53:27Who is this?
00:53:28Oh!
00:53:30Let me tell you something!
00:53:33The French never get insulted!
00:53:37You...
00:53:39You...
00:53:40You're okay?
00:53:41Hey, pal, I'm sorry.
00:53:42I didn't mean to insult...
00:53:43the French.
00:53:44I...
00:53:45I like the French.
00:53:46I just...
00:53:48Just don't push me.
00:53:50Hmm?
00:53:51Don't push me!
00:53:52Okay, okay.
00:53:53So, no violence, I'm sorry.
00:53:54I just...
00:53:55Tell me what do you want me to do.
00:53:56That's...
00:53:59Come with me.
00:54:00Okay.
00:54:01Entrez-vous!
00:54:02You sure?
00:54:03This way?
00:54:04Yeah.
00:54:05Entrez-vous!
00:54:12Wow.
00:54:17Mexicans.
00:54:19Frenchmen.
00:54:21Graveyards.
00:54:23Exotic scenery.
00:54:25Dead people.
00:54:26It just doesn't stop.
00:54:28It goes and goes.
00:54:29It gets better and better and better.
00:54:31I don't...
00:54:32I don't understand what I...
00:54:33ever did to anybody.
00:54:36Who are you talking to them?
00:54:38Chloe.
00:54:39No, I was just commenting on how normal everything is around here.
00:54:43Mm-hmm.
00:54:44I'm, uh...
00:54:45Gianni, by the way.
00:54:46I'm Anna.
00:54:47Anna.
00:54:48Okay.
00:54:49Give me a hand here.
00:54:50With what?
00:54:51This.
00:54:53What are you doing?
00:54:54Huh?
00:54:55You're taking the joints.
00:54:56Why?
00:54:57The guy's dead.
00:54:59Huh?
00:55:00And you have a problem with it?
00:55:01It is a...
00:55:03family request.
00:55:08You want to try it?
00:55:09No, thank you.
00:55:10Okay.
00:55:14Wait a minute.
00:55:15Never seen a dead body before, huh?
00:55:17Nah, I just never seen people beat the hell out of him.
00:55:20Like this.
00:55:21Are you guys like a freakin' wackadoo couple here?
00:55:23Huh?
00:55:24Do not make a joke when you don't know so little about it.
00:55:35You know, I was thinking...
00:55:38We gave you the Statue of Liberty.
00:55:42What if we took it back?
00:55:45Go ahead.
00:55:46Whatever turns you on, buddy.
00:55:47Oh, American.
00:55:48Follow me.
00:55:49Hmm?
00:55:50Mon chรฉri, mon chรฉri.
00:55:51Huh?
00:55:52She just keep on the hospital.
00:55:53Really?
00:55:54Uh, I want you to dress her.
00:55:56Use your art.
00:55:57Use my art?
00:55:58Use my art?
00:55:59Oui.
00:56:00American.
00:56:01All right.
00:56:03First the Mexicans, now the French.
00:56:05You want art?
00:56:06I'll show you art, lady.
00:56:07Mm-hmm.
00:56:08Mm-hmm.
00:56:09Mm-hmm.
00:56:10Mm-hmm.
00:56:11Mm-hmm.
00:56:12I'll show you art, lady.
00:56:14Mm-hmm.
00:56:15Mm-hmm.
00:56:16Mm-hmm.
00:56:17Mm-hmm.
00:56:18Mm-hmm.
00:56:19Woo-hoo.
00:56:20Mm-hmm.
00:56:22Woo-hoo.
00:56:23Mm-hmm.
00:56:24First the Mexicans, now the French.
00:56:26You want art?
00:56:28I'll show you art, lady.
00:56:29Mm-hmm.
00:56:30Mm-hmm.
00:56:31Mm-hmm.
00:56:34Uh-hmm.
00:56:35Mm-hmm.
00:56:37Woo-hoo-hoo.
00:56:40Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
00:56:42Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
00:56:45Wong, my lost boy.
00:56:52If you've joined us again, I won't.
00:56:54Listen to me, you little squirt.
00:56:55If you don't help me, you little gringo buddy,
00:56:58I'll bring it on to you, ยฟme entiende?
00:57:00Largate away.
00:57:03Largate.
00:57:11You like what I did?
00:57:13I even painted a face for you.
00:57:14I got a mouth shut.
00:57:16It's perfect now.
00:57:17Masterpiece.
00:57:18You did a beautiful job.
00:57:25I did the best I could.
00:57:30Sorry, I tried.
00:57:38What a day.
00:57:41Jose.
00:57:43Fanatic priest.
00:57:44Not to let mention little tiny people,
00:57:47dead bodies, and to top it off, a picnic.
00:57:53That's like, totally normal.
00:57:57Are you done?
00:58:00You like talking to yourself, don't you?
00:58:01Yeah, I do.
00:58:03Yeah, I can see that.
00:58:06That looks good.
00:58:07What is that?
00:58:08I made this myself.
00:58:09I made this myself.
00:58:11Pancit.
00:58:12What was the name?
00:58:14Pancit.
00:58:15Pancit?
00:58:15Mm-hmm.
00:58:16Ah, looks like spaghetti to me.
00:58:19Oh, yeah, something like that.
00:58:22You don't look all like the locals around here.
00:58:26Really?
00:58:27Mm-hmm.
00:58:27Well, yeah, I'm from the Philippines.
00:58:29Oh, the Philippines.
00:58:30Mm-hmm.
00:58:31I'm big in the Philippines.
00:58:32In fact, I know a couple of words.
00:58:34Really?
00:58:35Yeah.
00:58:35Okay, show me what you've got.
00:58:37Ah, enako.
00:58:39Macatatorro que con baracampaco.
00:58:41Oh, my goodness.
00:58:43That is not Tagalog, totally, but it's quite impressive.
00:58:46Mm-hmm.
00:58:46Oh, how did you wind up in a place like this?
00:58:52Well, I was a really bad waitress.
00:58:54Really?
00:58:55Mm-hmm.
00:58:55And you like it?
00:58:56Well, yeah, it's peaceful.
00:58:57They don't talk bad.
00:58:59What's peaceful for you is creepy for me.
00:59:03All right.
00:59:04No more, je t'ai t'ai, de l'ange is over.
00:59:09You know, I have been thinking, you know,
00:59:14thinking your general part could never, never live up to Napoleon.
00:59:27Whatever rocks your boat, pal, I will be watching you.
00:59:32I will be watching you.
00:59:34I will be watching you.
00:59:35I will be watching you, hoo-hoo.
00:59:39I will talk to you.
00:59:40Watching you.
00:59:42I will talk to you later.
00:59:44I will talk to you later.
00:59:45I will talk to you later.
00:59:47Huh.
00:59:48Huh.
00:59:49Interesting guy.
00:59:55Hey, guys.
01:00:01Hey, Gianni, we got something for you.
01:00:04Yeah?
01:00:05What you got there?
01:00:06Come here, pal.
01:00:07Hey, my boots.
01:00:11Where'd you get these?
01:00:12Don't ask.
01:00:13You help me, we help you.
01:00:18Here you go.
01:00:20The sun is setting.
01:00:21It's a good time to get cleaned up.
01:00:23Go take a shower.
01:00:24OK, boss.
01:00:27Let's go.
01:00:28Come on, guys.
01:00:29All right.
01:00:43Oh, shit.
01:00:51Dina, let's be civilized.
01:00:52Geez, Dina, calm down, all right?
01:00:54Look.
01:00:55Hey, you know what?
01:00:56Hand me the vase.
01:00:57You're right there.
01:00:58Yeah.
01:00:59Here.
01:01:00Why don't you break this?
01:01:01This is the enemy.
01:01:02My mother gave me this.
01:01:03I understand.
01:01:04I'll do it.
01:01:06Oh, my God.
01:01:07Wow.
01:01:08I didn't think he was going to go for it.
01:01:09I blame all of you and you as his agent, because you should have known how sensitive he is,
01:01:13but you don't, because I made him from his body.
01:01:15Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:01:16Not without me.
01:01:17Come on, come on.
01:01:18I made him, too.
01:01:19I gave him the autistic genes.
01:01:21Well, I did all the work.
01:01:22Yeah, but I gave you the little ice chips.
01:01:24Dina, you just got to watch the TV, because they're all looking for him right now.
01:01:28Get the clicker.
01:01:29No, no, no.
01:01:30That one.
01:01:31And actor Gianni DiCarlo, who's been missing, has been rumored from inside sources that
01:01:37there's reason to believe he's across the border.
01:01:40He needs his mother.
01:01:42Good point.
01:01:43Arrico.
01:01:44I'm right here.
01:01:45Pack your bags and grab your balls.
01:01:46We're headed south.
01:01:47Mexico.
01:01:48Let's go.
01:01:49Come on.
01:01:50Mexico.
01:01:51Hey, Anna.
01:01:52Hi, Gianni.
01:01:53It was really nice today.
01:01:54Yeah, it was.
01:01:55You're really, uh, very sweet.
01:01:56You know, Gianni, you have a gentle heart that other men don't have.
01:02:10Well, uh, can I give you a kiss then?
01:02:14Right now?
01:02:15Yeah, like, like when?
01:02:18Gianni!
01:02:19Dinner!
01:02:20Did you hear me?
01:02:21Dinner!
01:02:22Hey.
01:02:23Give me a break, would ya?
01:02:24I can't get rid of this guy.
01:02:25What are they doing?
01:02:26Oh, no.
01:02:27They're about to kiss.
01:02:28Oh, no.
01:02:29That makes babies.
01:02:30Que paso?
01:02:31Oh, no.
01:02:32I'm in trouble.
01:02:33All right, guys.
01:02:34Give me a break, would ya?
01:02:35Come on.
01:02:36Hey, guys.
01:02:37Gianni's got a girlfriend.
01:02:38There's nothing to see here.
01:02:39Is she gonna have dinner with us?
01:02:40I guess they're inviting you.
01:02:41I would love to.
01:02:42Hey, guys.
01:02:43Gianni's got a girlfriend.
01:02:44There's nothing to see here.
01:02:45Who?
01:02:46Is she gonna have dinner with us?
01:02:47I guess they're inviting you.
01:02:49I would love to.
01:02:51She would love to, all right?
01:02:53Okay.
01:02:54Show's over.
01:02:55Let's go.
01:02:56Come on, guys.
01:03:03Hey, amigo.
01:03:04Yeah?
01:03:05I heard you've been walking around town looking for work.
01:03:09I need to get back home, that's all.
01:03:11Hm.
01:03:12You're in big trouble, my friend.
01:03:13Why is that?
01:03:14Because you're not allowed to work in Mexico without papers, hombre.
01:03:17What are you saying?
01:03:18I'm saying you're going to jail.
01:03:19Hey, jail?
01:03:20And what makes it even worse is that you're calling me fat.
01:03:24You?
01:03:25Me.
01:03:26I don't even know you.
01:03:27It's going to cost you.
01:03:28I mean, hold on, man.
01:03:29I do not like when people tell other people that I'm fat.
01:03:31I'm big, not fat.
01:03:32Do I look fat to you?
01:03:33No.
01:03:34Tell me the truth.
01:03:35No, you're big.
01:03:36You're definitely not fat.
01:03:38I like you.
01:03:39I like you, too.
01:03:40You act all right?
01:03:41Yes.
01:03:42Good.
01:03:43Tomorrow you dance.
01:03:44You dance in the daytime at a cantina.
01:03:46All day.
01:03:47Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta.
01:03:49You dance to all my favorites.
01:03:51Yeah.
01:03:52Shakespeare, Stanislavski, Toyski, Nietzsche, and somebody...
01:03:57You like the classics.
01:03:58Si, the classics.
01:03:59Yeah.
01:04:00So tomorrow you dance?
01:04:01Tomorrow I dance.
01:04:02Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:04:04I'm happy.
01:04:05Okay, poppy.
01:04:06I see you tomorrow.
01:04:07Yeah, all right.
01:04:08Be careful, you don't bite yourself next time.
01:04:10You want people to jail?
01:04:12No, no, no, no.
01:04:13Get the hell out of here, boy.
01:04:27Hurry up!
01:04:28I'm getting ready to perform.
01:04:30What is it?
01:04:31Come on. Hurry up. Spit it out.
01:04:34I must catch my breath.
01:04:36Spit it out. Come on.
01:04:37Listen to Chipoyo.
01:04:39That man, he's a bad, bad man to show him.
01:04:42He took all your things.
01:04:44Why didn't you warn me before?
01:04:45You're a nice guy. I told you of a nice place.
01:04:47He's gonna kill you.
01:04:48How do you know that?
01:04:49Oh, yeah. Listen to the kid, huh?
01:04:52My dad disappeared. Remember?
01:04:54Is that right? Let me tell you something, kid.
01:04:56I'm gonna find your mom.
01:04:58I promise you, I'm gonna find your mom.
01:05:00Don't make any promises. You can't deliver.
01:05:03Don't disappoint you, kid.
01:05:07I won't.
01:05:08Well, don't.
01:05:09I won't.
01:05:10You hear?
01:05:11You hear me, kid?
01:05:12Allez!
01:05:13Get in!
01:05:14Allez! Allez!
01:05:17Break your ass, man!
01:05:19Come on, come on.
01:05:20Okay, okay, let's go, let's go.
01:05:21Get in the coffin.
01:05:22No.
01:05:23Yes.
01:05:24Absolutely no.
01:05:25There's no way I'm getting in this box. You understand?
01:05:27No means no.
01:05:28Oh, my God.
01:05:29Then, you will die a hold of this.
01:05:32Okay, fine.
01:05:33Want me to get in?
01:05:34I'll get in.
01:05:40So as soon as they get here, we'll get in the corner and head out.
01:05:42Follow me a spot.
01:05:43Come on, come on, come on.
01:05:44All right, all right, all right, all right.
01:05:45Come on, come on.
01:05:46I smell Emmy.
01:05:47Oh, would you stop with your speech?
01:05:48Cut to the chase.
01:05:49Cut to the chase.
01:05:50Tell her, Bobby, huh?
01:05:51Okay.
01:05:52A source heard from his source.
01:05:53We heard, by the way.
01:05:54Okay, come on.
01:05:55Cut to the chase.
01:05:56You're in trouble.
01:05:57Easy, cowgirl.
01:05:58I guess Ms. X DiCarlo can't wait to see her ex-man, huh?
01:06:00Come on.
01:06:01Anywho, my FBI agent down in Mexico says that Johnny's down there.
01:06:04We know that.
01:06:05We know that.
01:06:06Can't you tell us something we don't know, you clown?
01:06:08Come on.
01:06:09Okay, we know where he is, okay?
01:06:10We sold the school to the network.
01:06:11We're gonna head for the border.
01:06:12The border.
01:06:13The border.
01:06:14The border.
01:06:15The border.
01:06:16The border.
01:06:17The border.
01:06:18Come on, Maury.
01:06:19I know.
01:06:20So what do we do now?
01:06:21I got a plan.
01:06:22Is that right?
01:06:23Yeah.
01:06:25What is it?
01:06:28Chachos.
01:06:32You telling him about the tunnel?
01:06:33We told the kid he'll do whatever we tell him.
01:06:37Good.
01:06:38We, we ain't.
01:06:39Now that we've made him suffer, he's gonna tell his family he doesn't wanna stay, we will demand
01:06:43the money, once we get the money, they'll never see the kid again, entiende?
01:06:50Then I choke him.
01:06:51You can choke him, you can kick him, you can light him on fire.
01:06:54Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Sheriff, not to undermine your authority, but we should consider the devaluation
01:06:59of the American peso.
01:07:01We should request these funds to be transferred to us in something more stable like the euro.
01:07:06Euros?
01:07:07I don't like euros.
01:07:08They stick to my teeth.
01:07:09Look.
01:07:10Uhh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
01:07:13And you have two friends to be here, come on now.
01:07:14Come on, come on.
01:07:15I don't want anyone to go.
01:07:16I don't want anyone to understand.
01:07:17Bye, bye, bye, bye.
01:07:18Bye, bye, bye, bye.
01:07:19Bye, bye, bye, bye.
01:07:20Oh shit.
01:07:23Oh shit.
01:07:36Oh, no.
01:07:37Oh, no.
01:07:38Oh shit.
01:07:39Christ call my child yeah hey what's up guys hey wait a minute this looks
01:07:53dangerous no I made a promise to get you to your mother but this ain't the way
01:07:57I believe in you do you believe in me I never doubted your kid come on we're
01:08:02going to America Raymond hold a second how'd you hear about this I overheard
01:08:07the Chacos those clowns it's the oldest trick in the book didn't you see escape
01:08:12from project thunder a hundred times yeah me too so what's next huh let's get
01:08:18going before they show up
01:08:37so funny huh gringo yeah you belong to me now oh yeah well let me tell you
01:08:47something my friend you've been taking advantage of my boys my boys and this
01:08:51town for too long and it's going to stop right now
01:08:56you are a clown he thinks this is a movie
01:09:11oh
01:09:16y'all no way y'all no way
01:09:19enough of it what do we do now Johnny this is real life kid I ain't going out without a fight
01:09:26see and this is in real life sometimes people get hurt say goodbye okay
01:09:31quick bro I'm afraid of blood me too I'm sorry about this Anna it's not your fault John
01:09:37out of gateway big way let go let go of the kid oh you let go of him you bastard
01:09:44fire up fire up I'm gonna drink your blood no I'm gonna drink your blood I'm gonna drink your blood
01:09:53I'm gonna drink your blood I'm gonna drink your blood
01:09:55yeah
01:10:09hey I think I've heard this before and what have you heard
01:10:14you kind of say like each other. ะฟะพะบะฐ. many are going on
01:10:20I'm confused, are you confused? That's because your English sucks!
01:10:28That explains a lot. Exactly.
01:10:32That's right.
01:10:36That's what I said! Chibuya! I'm leading you, come on!
01:10:40Oh no! Head balance!
01:10:44That's so good, you know. Nice shot!
01:10:50No mamas, what are you looking for?
01:10:54His vagina!
01:10:56Oh good! One more time, hit him again!
01:10:58Atta boy!
01:11:06Look at that! Victory!
01:11:08Victory!
01:11:14Yeah!
01:11:16Yeah!
01:11:18I have been waiting for this a long time.
01:11:26There is a reason you came to our town.
01:11:28That's what I always say, there's a reason for everything.
01:11:30How about that?
01:11:32Yeah, me too.
01:11:34Me three.
01:11:36There it is, Johnny.
01:11:38Just on the other side.
01:11:40Home.
01:11:42How about that, huh kid?
01:11:44Yeah.
01:11:46Juan, you have to go too.
01:11:48It would be fun.
01:11:49You won't forget you.
01:11:50And I won't forget you.
01:11:54And you.
01:11:55Don't worry Juan, I'll look after them.
01:11:57Okay.
01:11:58I hope I get to see you one day again.
01:12:04You're the real deal.
01:12:06You didn't give a crap about me being a movie star or anything.
01:12:10You're a movie star?
01:12:12You didn't know that?
01:12:14Take care of yourself.
01:12:16Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:12:20Well, au revoir.
01:12:22All right, my friend.
01:12:24It was nice meeting you.
01:12:26Yeah.
01:12:27Take care of yourself, all right?
01:12:29I thought you were French.
01:12:31Of course.
01:12:33Watch this guy.
01:12:35Come on.
01:12:37Come on.
01:12:38Here, come on.
01:12:39All right, guys.
01:12:40Take care.
01:12:41Take care of yourself.
01:12:42Thanks for everything.
01:12:43Bye.
01:12:44All right?
01:12:45You guys too.
01:12:46All of you.
01:12:47Come on.
01:12:48Bye.
01:12:49Bye.
01:12:50Bye.
01:12:51Bye.
01:12:52Bye.
01:12:53Bye.
01:12:54Bye.
01:12:55Bye.
01:12:56Bye.
01:12:57Bye.
01:12:58Bye.
01:12:59Bye.
01:13:00Bye.
01:13:01Bye.
01:13:02Bye.
01:13:03Bye.
01:13:04Bye.
01:13:05Bye.
01:13:06Bye.
01:13:07Bye.
01:13:08Bye.
01:13:09Bye.
01:13:10Bye.
01:13:11Bye.
01:13:12Bye.
01:13:13I'm so proud of you.
01:13:17Who's this little guy?
01:13:19Everyone, this is my new friend, Juan.
01:13:21Hey, Juan.
01:13:23Say hello, Juan.
01:13:24Hi.
01:13:25Hi, Juan.
01:13:26Hello.
01:13:28Doesn't look like America to me.
01:13:31Oh, here it is.
01:13:33Come on, let's go home.
01:13:35and the star was kidnapped and forced into hard labor just to make it back in the end
01:13:49de carlo turned out to be a bad deportee didn't make any money in fact he cost the money being
01:13:53there but that was enough to get the two rogue ins agents behind bars for a long time
01:13:58this is bobby goodnight saying stay fabulous
01:14:05i want to make a toast oh toast toast toast come on buddy hey to family family family yes
01:14:18to family that's great to be home great to be home come on right there boy gee come here you
01:14:35want we have a surprise for you
01:14:52mommy mommy
01:15:03thank you ah thank you one you made me realize what was really important buddy
01:15:26I love you.
01:15:33I love you, buddy.
01:15:56So, what did you get out of it?
01:16:12Inspiration.
01:16:14That's what I got out of it.
01:16:16That's wonderful.
01:16:19Inspiration.
01:16:26directions.
01:16:33And now, we are in kita.
01:16:36I love you.
01:16:39I love you, buddy.
01:16:43I love you, too.
01:16:46Especially when I'm praying,
01:16:47I don't like it.
01:16:48I love you.
01:16:51I love you.
01:16:54Join the cargo!
01:17:19We're going to collect 5,000!
01:17:22We're going to Hollywood!
01:17:24Hollywood!
01:17:25Hollywood!
01:17:26Hollywood!
01:17:27Ah!
01:17:28Ha!
01:17:29Ha!
01:17:30Yes!
01:17:31Vice-awson!
01:17:32Say, Sam, what?
01:17:34Uh!
01:17:54Oh, my God!
01:17:55Oh, my God!
01:17:57Oh, my God!
01:18:03I'm sticking it in the air for a long time!
01:18:05Oh, my God!
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