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Love Island Australia S07 E10
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00:00Previously on Love Island Australia
00:10The boy that I would like to couple up with is...
00:12Mick.
00:13Tamara and Mateo made a steal!
00:16The girl I would like to couple up with is...
00:19Lazy.
00:20Lazy?
00:21You look pretty shocked by that.
00:23Yeah!
00:25And after a recoupling...
00:28The boy I would like to couple up with is...
00:30Rossy baby.
00:31Connor.
00:32Jotham.
00:34Yana made a heartbreaking decision!
00:37The boy I would like to couple up with tonight is...
00:40Kai.
00:42And Cooper and his cowboy hat went bye-bye!
00:46Yee-haw!
00:48Toonight!
00:55I can't tell if he likes me or not.
00:57Does Ross give a toss?
00:59He physically seemed distant to me.
01:01I feel like we've just been a bit...
01:03...sagnant.
01:05And the Islanders sample some forbidden fruit!
01:09It was sexy!
01:10It was fun!
01:11We're normally so vanilla!
01:13But not everyone!
01:15It makes me look like a mug.
01:17Too can play like I am.
01:18Likes the taste!
01:20If you're gonna kiss your ex, don't promise me that you're not going to kiss your ex.
01:25Kiss your ex.
01:26Kiss your ex.
01:27I'm done.
01:28What do you mean?
01:29You're gonna suck his face?
01:30Like what do you want me to do?
01:31Just go, oh yeah cool and just get mugged off?
01:33But how is that fair?
01:34Kai, just f*** off!
01:36Just go!
01:37What a joke, eh?
01:39What a joke, eh?
01:43A night of high drama and recoupling saw Yana having to choose between Cooper and ex-boyfriend Kai.
02:02It was a simple choice.
02:03Her ex, who allegedly cheated on her and has been macking on with her best friend in front of her.
02:08Or Cooper, with whom she had no beef.
02:11Unfortunately for Cooper, Yana's an absolute carnivore.
02:20How are you feeling?
02:21You alright?
02:22I'm f***ing full on.
02:25You alright?
02:26Yeah.
02:27It's a bit hard though.
02:28I need to have a chat with Yana.
02:30Yeah.
02:31Alright.
02:37Yana's about out here.
02:38I'm good.
02:39Yeah.
02:41How are you feeling?
02:42Hey.
02:43Cool.
02:44I don't think I like you.
02:45I know what you said to do.
02:46Sit.
02:47Um, yeah.
02:48I'm speechless, eh?
02:49Oh, that's a bit wet.
02:50Before anything, I just want to let you know I didn't pick you to be with you. I picked you because I know that you have a connection in here.
02:54Yeah, I'm very grateful that you chose me.
02:55Yeah.
02:56That wouldn't have been easy for you.
02:57Yeah.
02:58Like, that wouldn't have been easy for you.
02:59Yeah.
03:00And I want you to pursue that.
03:01Because I know she likes you a lot.
03:02And you like her a lot.
03:03And I know that Cooper didn't really have a connection in here and I wouldn't feel comfortable.
03:04Um, trying to get a connection with him.
03:05Yeah.
03:06Um, trying to get a connection with him.
03:07Um, so, yeah.
03:09So yeah.
03:10Okay.
03:12So, yeah, much more.
03:14Um, it's tough.
03:15Yeah, I've been working for you.
03:16I've been working for you.
03:17Yeah.
03:18So, yeah.
03:19I have a lot, actually.
03:20I've been working with you, to be with you.
03:21I've picked you because I know that you have a connection in here.
03:23Yeah, I'm very grateful that you chose me.
03:24Like...
03:25Yeah.
03:26So, that wouldn't have been easy for you.
03:27Yeah.
03:28And I want you to pursue that.
03:29So, I know she likes you a lot.
03:30And you like her a lot.
03:31And I know that Coopa didn't really have a connection here and I wouldn't feel comfortable, um, trying to
03:35I wanted to give you the chance with her, even though it fucking kills me to watch, but...
03:47I appreciate that. I actually really do. That's actually really nice. Yeah, I'm actually
03:56stunned. I don't even know how much I'm trying. I'm like, thank you. I don't even know how
04:03much I'm here, actually, if I'm honest with you. Yeah, I wanted to see you walk out of those
04:07walls so badly, I'm not going to lie. But, yeah, at the end of the day, I'd rather hurt one
04:16person than two. So... That's very mature. I hope Kai has the smarts tonight to know that
04:27I have the bed and he's on the daybed, because, yeah, he owes me a solid after that.
04:33Fabulous. I'm so good at this. Oh, jeez, how many pillows am I getting? There's
04:38going to be no chair left. There you go. Take a seat. We've got a nice sort of thing going
04:42on with Tamara, you know? It's kind of what I wanted. A model, tall, skinny, beautiful,
04:48coming in, picking me. It's great, you know? Did you have an idea of who Mateo was going
04:55to pick? No. I could not... Well, yeah. Weird. I thought he was going to pick you, aren't I?
05:00I did, too. Like... Yeah, that surprised me. And then I knew she was going to pick
05:05hard, to be honest. Although... Yeah, I did, too. I did, too. I knew it.
05:10OK. Anyway... All right, give me a cut off.
05:17OK. You're still a ****, I swear to God. I still hate your **** guts. Oh, my goodness,
05:38mate. I think Jan likes me. Oh, he's walking with his hand on it. Yeah, he's still a gentleman.
05:44Still a gentleman, but they literally hated each other. Yeah, but that's a nice story,
05:48isn't it? That's, like, real love coming back. Do you think... Do you think that they could
05:53possibly... Like, yeah. I... Yeah. I don't know if I meant to say that, but I think it... I know.
05:59Hey, guys. Come hang out. Hey, big dog. I really want to hang out,
06:04too. If I'm honest with y'all. I don't think... I'll have a chat after you're done. Of course.
06:23Yeah. Thank you. Yeah, this whole situation has been really messy, and I can understand that
06:33would've been really hard. Mm-hmm. And weird thing for Jana. Yeah, of course. Weird thing for him,
06:38weird thing for me. Mm-hmm. Like, it's... The whole thing is just the biggest headache. Mm-hmm.
06:44And a mess. Mm-hmm. Like, that ex situation. Mm-hmm. Oh, my God. Mateo picking me. I was not
06:52expecting that. Like, babes. The titties were, in fact, very blindsided. Especially my right one.
06:59Because this one's, like, more, like, stronger, like, very more powerful. She was blindsided,
07:05babe. Mm-hmm. Your face fed down there with your... Babe, I was not expecting that. Yeah.
07:12Yeah. Yeah. I didn't think it would be anyways. But do you know what? I feel like we did have
07:16a really cool chat. Mm-hmm. Are you excited? I'm curious. Yeah. I'm honestly... I'm curious to know.
07:22I'm curious to know. Honestly, honestly, mixed emotions. Like... Yeah. Yeah, mixed emotions.
07:29Um... What do you mean? Like... I... I don't know. Hello? Yeah. Cool. Yeah, it's a weird, weird situation.
07:47Like, I feel like no guy wants to pick a girl and them having, like, that mixed emotions
07:52about that choice. I know it was so, like, sudden and she hasn't had time to process it,
07:56but it also gave me a sense of she doesn't really know 100% what she wants.
08:00Yeah. And so you're sleeping on the day bed? Yeah, I don't know. It's not even yet,
08:17but, yeah. Cos I could go back to bed with old mate if you want. No, I don't know. I don't
08:22want to know. Okay. Not at all. Hmm. I genuinely did think that Kai was going
08:32to be going home tonight, so I never want to take a kiss from Kai for granted again.
08:39Um... What? Um... I'm happy. I'm happy.
08:49Oh, it's been a crazy fucking night.
09:03Take your bloody hands out of your bloody pants. Stop making it suss.
09:07You just make it suss yourself, babe. No, I wasn't trying.
09:10You're gone. Mm, damn boy.
09:13This is it.
09:18His peepee went yay-yay. And I was like, nay-nay. Sorry.
09:24Speaking of small erections, did you know the Villa team erected the teepee
09:28in just 30 minutes? They're the best.
09:30Irish Queen Tamara now sits on this erection to chat to Mateo.
09:34It's attention, perverts.
09:36Hi. How are you? Good. How are you?
09:38I just wanted to give you a minute to... To? Breathe?
09:42Just, yeah. Yeah. Nah, I've had... I've kind of processed it and stuff.
09:45I'm, like, happy now. How do you feel?
09:48I feel like Mick. Yeah, of course.
09:50Who obviously I picked. Mm-hmm.
09:52Who's right there. Yeah.
09:58He's very funny. Yeah, he is.
09:59He's got really good banter and I don't think everyone gets his humour.
10:03What it do, baby? Yeah.
10:05But I think his humour is so funny. Like, I think he's hysterical.
10:07Yeah, definitely. Definitely.
10:08So, yeah, I definitely was, like, out of everyone,
10:11I was, like, I'll be the most comfortable.
10:13Yeah, of course, of course. Like, with him.
10:15Or would you say your, like, ideal man is that you'd bring home to Mum?
10:19I feel like I just like someone who's funny and nice.
10:22Yeah, okay, cool.
10:23Who's got good family values, too.
10:24Mm, definitely.
10:25Looks-wise, tall, dark and handsome.
10:28Tattered.
10:29Really? Mm-hmm.
10:31Like, how tattered?
10:32As tattered as possible.
10:34Yeah, right.
10:36Yeah, we definitely vibe. Like, definitely vibe.
10:38Hey, boys.
10:39Yansi, boo.
10:40Hi.
10:41How are you?
10:42Good.
10:43You look happy chubby tonight.
10:44Do I?
10:45Yeah.
10:46Oh, smiley, I'm happy for you.
10:48Thanks, babe.
10:49She's having a bit of a chat to Mateo down there, though.
10:51You all right?
10:52No, I feel good.
10:53I think she's a vibe with Mateo.
10:56I find him mighty boring.
10:59I don't really see Mateo as a threat, if I'm honest.
11:02Like, if anything, he's a bit of a mini-me, but maybe not as cool.
11:05So, at the end of the day, I'm in bed with her tonight, and he's not.
11:08What car do you drive?
11:09An Audi.
11:10Really?
11:11Yeah.
11:12Yeah, nice.
11:13Guess what I'll drive.
11:14Oh, okay.
11:15No one ever guesses.
11:16Okay.
11:17Is it, is it like a van?
11:19It's a van.
11:20Yes!
11:21Nice luck, friend.
11:22Oh my God, I win.
11:23All the cars I've owned, I've named, right?
11:26All same.
11:27Nice.
11:28My Audi's Anastasia.
11:30Like 50 shades.
11:32Yeah.
11:33Nice.
11:34Come on.
11:35It's an Audi.
11:36And then the Vans are, cause it's a French vanilla colour.
11:38It's like a baguette.
11:40Cause it looks like a baguette.
11:41A baguette.
11:42Yeah.
11:43I don't even know if it's baguette or baguette.
11:45I say baguette.
11:52Oh my goodness.
11:54I'm definitely surprised with how good my first chat is going with Matteo.
11:57I definitely think I get butterfly vibes.
12:00He makes me very, like, smiley.
12:02And yeah, I definitely feel like I kind of light up around him a little bit.
12:06Mm.
12:07Yeah, I know.
12:08Sorry.
12:09I'm just getting fucking lost in your eyes.
12:11Jesus Christ.
12:12It's crazy.
12:13Yeah.
12:14It's crazy.
12:19Guys, the Spanish Culture Minister is here for an inspection.
12:21They think we're making a cooking show.
12:22Guys, the Spanish culture minister is here for an inspection.
12:34They think we're making a cooking show.
12:36No kissing for the next 10 minutes.
12:39I said no kissing.
12:40No kissing.
12:41What am I, a joke to you?
12:44So you're a saint or a sinner?
12:46I don't know, babe.
12:48What's a saint?
12:49A good person.
12:50Babe, I think a saint.
12:51No, you're wrong.
12:52You're wrong.
12:53Babe, a saint is a devil and a sinner is a good person.
12:57Purple, devil.
12:58Purple, pink, pink.
12:59Angel, devil.
13:01Mate, are you colourful on us?
13:03That's purple and that's purple.
13:04That is pink and that is pink.
13:06Yeah, well, you're a loser.
13:08And you look awesome.
13:09Yeah, so what's your plan tonight?
13:11Get a whole bed to yourself.
13:13Yeah, I want a bed to myself on a starfish.
13:18I used to be bleach born.
13:19It looks like, like, obviously brunette, but, like, golden.
13:23Aw, you're so sweet.
13:24Is that?
13:25Yeah, is that good?
13:25I'm glad that's what you're going for.
13:26How are you going?
13:27Good.
13:28Chocolate.
13:28I just feel like we're really vibing.
13:36Yeah, I'm loving it.
13:39Yeah.
13:41I don't feel like this is forced at all.
13:43No, definitely not.
13:43I was not expecting this coming into the villa.
13:45I think that's what's, like, taken me back the most, is, like, I'm so open.
13:50So I knew, like, the possibility was there.
13:52Mm.
13:52But for it to be, like, the first girl I couple up with is just, like...
13:55Mm.
13:56No, it wasn't.
13:57Like, what's the plan here?
13:58Like, what's going on?
13:59Yeah.
14:00But I'm loving it.
14:02Like, I can't actually really put it into words, to be honest.
14:05It just feels good.
14:07And just, like, I always find myself just, like, looking for you.
14:11100%.
14:12Yeah.
14:12Everyone's noticing the girl's, like, oh, look, we know how he looks at you.
14:15And so, like...
14:16Yeah.
14:19Aw, well, that's our cute quota done for the day.
14:22Lacey, you're up.
14:24Now.
14:24Now.
14:25I don't know if you're, like, a cuddly kind of guy in the bed.
14:30Yeah.
14:31So if you are, you're going to hate me for this.
14:33Why?
14:34Oh, you're so cute.
14:35Why?
14:37So Kai is going to sleep in the day bed.
14:40Really?
14:41Because, like, him and Yana...
14:43Yeah, of course, of course, of course.
14:44It's pretty.
14:45That's totally fine.
14:46So I'm thinking I'm going to go sleep in the day bed with you.
14:49That's fine.
14:50Yeah.
14:50But, like, I don't want you thinking, oh, my God, I'm completely off of you.
14:54No, no, not at all.
14:55Not at all.
14:55Not at all.
14:56It was just obviously, like...
14:57Because I do like your vibe.
14:57Yeah.
14:58And I do really, really like our chat.
15:00Mm-hmm.
15:00And I think you're really cool.
15:02Mm-hmm.
15:03Um...
15:04Lacey telling me this, I feel like it's kind of, like, turned me off a bit.
15:09I'm not going to lie.
15:09Like, I'm all about, you know, finding a true connection for everyone in here.
15:14So if that's where her, obviously, head and feelings are at, that's fine.
15:18But I won't be making an effort.
15:21No, I won't be.
15:22I want to give you a cuddle.
15:31You're an absolute legend.
15:33You've got big balls, babe.
15:35I'll give you that.
15:36It's been a little bit crazy.
15:38It's been a little bit hurt.
15:40Now I'm looking for somebody to live again.
15:44Hi.
15:45Hi.
15:46Here come the cuddle buddies.
15:48Can you lie down, please?
15:52You want me to lie down?
15:53I have to grab my pillow.
15:56Sorry, babe.
15:57Oh, sorry.
15:58Relax.
15:58Sorry, Neb.
15:59Oh, no, your hair is wet.
16:01Yeah, I just had a zoom.
16:02Oh, my God.
16:03Night, Lacey.
16:04Night, babs.
16:06Have a good seat.
16:06Bye, Kai.
16:07Night, guys.
16:08Night, guys.
16:09Love you all.
16:10Oh, already kicking my pillow off.
16:12Nice.
16:13Yeah.
16:14Oh.
16:15Good night, everyone.
16:17Good night.
16:18Love you.
16:18See you.
16:19Bye, bye.
16:19I couldn't leave him out in the freezing bloody cold with those cockroaches and moths and flies
16:25and mozzies.
16:27So, princess over here is, in fact, non-princessing right now for a man, which I thought I would
16:36never be having to do in my life, ever.
16:43Little birthday boy.
16:49Little birthday boy.
17:19Hey, Pinky, I speak Flamingo.
17:23Give us the juicy goss from last night.
17:25What do you see?
17:30Quiet, Lexi can hear you.
17:33Oh, Christ.
17:41Morning, people.
17:43Morning.
17:43Good morning.
17:47How do you sleep?
17:48I slept good.
17:49Yeah, you can build me a princess castle for sleeping out here with you.
17:54Hmm.
17:57Close.
17:58Yes, those are my eyebrows.
17:59Yeah, they look crazy.
18:00They're pushy?
18:01No, they're pushy.
18:02I think you just slept on them, spirit.
18:03They're all going in different directions.
18:09Sharing the day bed with Kai outside last night was actually really romantic.
18:15I feel like it did make us closer.
18:16Say all the things you want to say.
18:21Memories will melt away.
18:23It's real.
18:25It's the world.
18:26What do, baby?
18:27It's the world.
18:27It's the world.
18:27It's the world.
18:28It's the world.
18:28It's the world.
18:28And it's actually the right time.
18:31It's better you know.
18:34So, what do you think, um, what do you think Mario's going to do with your missus?
18:37I don't know, ba.
18:38Honestly.
18:40Do you reckon he'll win her over?
18:41Nah.
18:41No way, mate.
18:42You're a reggaum?
18:42Look at me, ba.
18:43Handsome man he is.
18:45Hold on, hold on full second, mate.
18:47Nice.
18:54Bit sweaty.
18:59I don't know why.
19:00Taylor's body's hard as fuck, hey?
19:01Do you reckon?
19:02Yeah.
19:04Oh.
19:04I think he's into my missus.
19:10Yeah, he definitely is into her.
19:11I had a chat there, I think, last night.
19:14Yesterday, yeah.
19:14Yeah.
19:15Matty boy's come in.
19:16Big little Mateo.
19:18Uh, Mick 2.0, I'd say.
19:19Mick Jr.
19:20You know, he's seeming like he's seeking a bit of inspiration from me here.
19:23And, um, maybe even trying to get my girl.
19:28But.
19:31Back yourself.
19:32See how you go.
19:33Back myself.
19:35If he wants to make his moves on her, like, I'm happy for him.
19:37Like, go ahead, brother.
19:39Game on.
19:44Oh, he's in budgies.
19:46Oh, my God, baby's so zesty.
19:49Sorry.
19:49He needs to pull them down a little bit.
19:51Yeah, they're, like, too high.
19:53They're very distracting over there.
19:54They're so distracting.
19:55Stop looking at them.
19:56It's kind of hot.
19:56Girls.
19:57Okay, sorry.
19:58Trying to get the girl's attention, but all they can do is stare at the man like,
20:01oh, my God, wow, he is so hot.
20:03I mean, respectfully, fair enough.
20:04I would, too.
20:06What about you and Rossi?
20:07Yeah, how's this going?
20:08I don't know.
20:09I don't know.
20:10I can't tell if he likes me or not.
20:15Like, even in bedtime, like, as well, it's just like, all right, goodnight, roll over and
20:19go to sleep.
20:20Like, we're not very intimate.
20:21So I'm actually deadass.
20:23I'm just like, babe, if you like me, you can't tell.
20:25But if you don't, then maybe just let me know so I can stop.
20:28Yeah.
20:28I feel like you just need to have, like, an actual serious chat.
20:30Correct.
20:30Because you're, like, having all this fun, like, friendly banter, but, like, what's he doing?
20:35Like, and if someone walks in tomorrow or today, he needs to realise that he can lose you.
20:41And, like, I'm sorry, but you're a bad bitch.
20:43He really needs to step up his game.
20:45I love you, Roscoe, and I want the best for you, because there's always a bomb around the
20:49corner.
20:49They need to remember that.
20:51Yeah.
20:51Wait, where is he?
20:52It's so paranoid.
20:55He's right behind you.
20:57You all right, though, doll?
20:58Are you trying to eavesdrop?
20:59What are you doing there?
21:01Oh, no.
21:02No, I'm just, like, trying to figure out my entry point.
21:04Go on.
21:05We're talking about you.
21:06Hurry up.
21:07He was definitely trying to fucking eavesdrop.
21:13Rossi, baby, we know what you're doing, okay?
21:15Don't make out you're trying to hear something in the water, because there's no sounds under
21:19there, okay?
21:20So then I woke up this morning, and I just sort of, like, I was, like, affectionate, but
21:24I just sort of let him be.
21:25And then he just wasn't very affectionate or anything.
21:27No, I was observing it this morning, because I wasn't.
21:29Yeah.
21:29I observed, I noticed it last night without you having to tell me.
21:32Yeah.
21:32And went, hmm.
21:33Yeah, so.
21:34Yeah, no, I'm just saying, like, I'm not saying it to get in your head, but I'm saying
21:37it to validate you, and I can see where you're coming from.
21:39Yeah.
21:39And now, can you please go to that end of the pool?
21:42What?
21:43Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi.
21:43I'm trying to talk about you.
21:45I'm doing laps.
21:46Like, pick a present, pick a present.
21:47Do laps over near the flamingo.
21:49He's so funny.
21:51You can whisper.
21:53You want?
21:54Anyway.
21:55Okay, well, so today, I think I need to talk to him.
21:58Basically say, babes, do you like me?
22:00Cannot tell.
22:01What do you think of the Ross and Sharon sits, Pinky?
22:05Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
22:07Never mind.
22:10Coming up.
22:11Give it to me.
22:13A juicy challenge turns from sweet to sour.
22:20Yay!
22:21What's going on?
22:23If Connor is being disingenuous, adios amigos, because I do not tolerate that fucking shit
22:28for a second.
22:28There's romance everywhere on the streets of Spain.
22:45How lovely.
22:47There's romance in the villa too, you know.
22:49Look.
22:50See?
22:51Romance.
22:51And, uh, motor boat, man.
22:55Well, it's diminishing returns, really.
22:57We work with what we have.
22:58Except, Sharon.
23:00Your energy was so flat this morning, but I suppose you did just wake up.
23:04I'm just getting used to being around all these people.
23:06Yeah.
23:06And all this energy.
23:07Like.
23:08I understand that.
23:09Yeah.
23:09But I did say to the girls, just then, and they noticed it too.
23:13I was like, I actually, I actually can't tell if Ross likes me or not.
23:17Because you're so.
23:19Really?
23:19Yeah.
23:20Because you're so, um, you're too chill.
23:22And you're not overly affectionate, and you're not very overly, like, like, you physically
23:29seem distant to me.
23:30Like.
23:30Do I?
23:31Like, not right now, but like, yesterday, during the day, like, we're not really, like, ever
23:39together.
23:39We're sort of off doing our own thing.
23:42So I'm like, ooh.
23:43Mm.
23:43Maybe he doesn't actually like me, because he seems to be not around me.
23:48No, I do like you.
23:49Of course.
23:51Okay, well, maybe just make it more obvious that you like me.
23:55I'm sorry.
23:56Like, what, what would it look like?
23:57More, more.
23:59You don't even kiss me in bed.
24:00Like, you don't even, like, we don't, we're not very physically affectionate.
24:05I love cuddling you in bed.
24:06Yeah, but like, bro, we, like, kiss goodnight, and then that's it.
24:13Well, the first night, you literally told me, and you're like, I'm not going to hook up,
24:16I'm not going to make out with you, like, in bed.
24:18It was day one.
24:20Yeah, but, well, still, I mean, well, I just, it just put me on the back foot of, like,
24:23okay, maybe she doesn't like that much forward affection.
24:26Oh, no, I do.
24:27Well, I thought it was more just, like, that wasn't what you wanted to do.
24:29I didn't know it was because it was night one.
24:31No, there was night one.
24:32Right.
24:35She made it clear that she does want to make out in the bed, and I guess I just had in
24:38the back of my mind that's not something she wants to do, because that's what she told
24:41me, you know?
24:43Yeah, I feel like we've been very...
24:44I'm glad we cleared that up.
24:45Yeah.
24:46I feel like we've just been a bit stagnant the last few days.
24:50We haven't...
24:51You want to take it to the next level?
24:52Or, you know, some night-time kisses.
24:55Some night-time kisses.
24:56A little hook-up.
24:57If you want my love, just ask me.
25:00No pressure.
25:03Oh, yeah, what princess would I be, like, do you think?
25:19Cinderella, do you think?
25:19Or, wait, do you know princess?
25:22Not really.
25:22Maybe, like, fucking tangled with short hair or something, because she's a bit of a bad bitch.
25:26Is her real name Rapunzel?
25:33Oh, yeah, that's the one.
25:36Honestly, I feel like I'm a mix of princesses.
25:39I feel like I have every single ball sack from each princess, and I've just, like, built, like,
25:45this batty, girly, little pink princess with these fat, big, juicy balls.
25:51That's the princess I think I am.
25:53I really want to tan today.
25:56Princess Ballsack and her best friend's ex coming to a theatre near you.
26:02Also currently playing, Tamara and Mateo chat while Mick rubs his face in a hat.
26:07How do you feel about Leigh sleeping out here?
26:12Like, I obviously understand it.
26:14Yeah.
26:15Do I think she's as open as she said she was to me?
26:18Maybe not.
26:19Does that make sense?
26:20OK, so did she tell you she was open for that?
26:23Oh, 100%.
26:23OK.
26:24Like, I probably wouldn't have picked her if it wasn't for that.
26:26No, I totally get that.
26:27Yeah.
26:27Because I feel like when they're talking, I feel like they tell each other they're pretty
26:33locked in.
26:35Yeah.
26:35So, I don't, it's interesting.
26:37It is interesting, eh?
26:39How are you feeling towards your, like, couple?
26:42Good, but I definitely feel like he doesn't take a lot of stuff seriously.
26:48OK.
26:49So, like, even sometimes I'll ask him a serious question, he'll answer with a joke.
26:52And I'm like, OK, but are you going to give me the actual answer?
26:55And he doesn't.
26:56So, I'm just like, OK.
26:57I'm like, eh.
26:58And what, do you like that or do you, like, what?
27:00No, like, I like the humour for sure.
27:02Of course.
27:02But I'm like, it can't be all jokes all the time, I feel like.
27:04Yeah, yeah, of course, of course.
27:05So, like, I feel like when I talk to you, you actually.
27:06When push comes to shove, yeah.
27:08Yeah, like, I feel like when I talk to you, you actually give me genuine answers.
27:11So, yeah, I'm like, I feel like I don't know a lot about him.
27:14OK, interesting.
27:17I'll tell you one thing.
27:19Yeah, bro.
27:20I fucking, I think I got Nick.
27:22Oh, no.
27:23Yeah.
27:24Physical leak?
27:25Yeah.
27:26No, just this fake tan on the hands, really.
27:29Oh, OK.
27:30I can't unsee it, bro.
27:31Yeah, yeah.
27:32It is like she's just dipped her hand in a honey jar.
27:34Yeah, well.
27:37I'm icked out, bro.
27:39Nah, sometimes I've been able to overcome an ick.
27:42Nah, nah, mate.
27:43She's going to need some, like, bicarb soda and lemon on those hands.
27:46Hey, that's fine.
27:46I mean, look, Sian's probably a bit on the demanding, pushy side for my kind of chick, too.
27:51Percy.
27:52Tarnies?
27:53Yeah.
27:53You feel that?
27:54Yeah.
27:55But, like, she's not perfect.
27:56I'm sure I'm not perfect in her eyes.
27:57Like, I've gotten over icks before, like, quite quickly.
28:01When you really think about it, and it's not a big deal.
28:04It's really not, because it's a temporary thing.
28:05But, like, she's Irish, bro, so she's always going to be white.
28:09And I like tans.
28:11Oh.
28:12It's a very, very minor ick to have, but I do truly think that he's setting himself up
28:17for maybe she's into Mateo, and if he gets dropped from that couple, at least he'll have
28:24a reason that he's pre-empted, and he'll be okay with it.
28:27Do you know what I mean?
28:27Like, it's a defence mechanism to protect his ego, I think.
28:30He's gone for it, mate.
28:32I'm joking.
28:34I'm joking.
28:35Fair play to him.
28:35He needs to.
28:36Let him, yeah.
28:37Yeah, I know, but, like, I think I need another bomb.
28:43Yeah, for sure.
28:44It's early days, too.
28:45It is, it is.
28:45I mean, I only talked to you last night for the first time.
28:48Yeah, yeah.
28:48Yeah, I was like, this is, like, our second conversation.
28:50I feel like that kind of, like, was like, what the fuck?
28:52I didn't expect that at all.
28:54What?
28:55I just didn't expect us to click.
28:56I feel like coming in, like, we just probably just kind of shut each other off,
28:59because we're, like, the new bombshells and whatnot,
29:00and then I feel like you and I get along.
29:02Yeah, no, we definitely, we definitely do.
29:04Kind of just, like, you know, when you kind of just get someone.
29:06Yeah, I feel like we're kind of somewhat on the same level, for sure.
29:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:09It helps.
29:10Same, like, maturity, same racial maturity, same bit.
29:14Like, it's just, like, it's all there.
29:15We're balancing out pretty well, yeah, for sure.
29:18Matteo has just got this really calm energy about him.
29:22I think he shares a lot more and more voluntarily without you kind of having to dig as much,
29:27and it's been really nice getting to know him.
29:31Don't worry, our Irish queen.
29:33Your fake tan hands are perfect.
29:35As the Islanders play about,
29:38Ross has decided to start the girls' primary school education from scratch.
29:43Gabby.
29:44Gabby and Lacey, this is a strawberry, okay?
29:47Oh!
29:49Ross!
29:50I got a text!
29:53I got a text!
29:56Oh, no, I'm sick.
29:57Islanders, prepare your peaches and plums.
30:01It's time to find out what the superfans really think about you.
30:05No!
30:08You're off to the Garden of Eden for today's challenge.
30:12Forbidden fruit.
30:13Hashtag original sin.
30:15Hashtag rotten or ripe.
30:17I've seen you, Chad.
30:19I'm guessing we're all going to hell.
30:21Superfans, God, what have they been seeing?
30:23I'm a little bit nervous.
30:24I do have a bit of a loud mouth, so...
30:27Ah, sorry.
30:28I wish I had an ass.
30:29Maybe I should put another pair of undies on underneath.
30:31Yeah, I'll be patting the back side more than the front, though.
30:34Yeah.
30:38Do you think that this could, like,
30:40possibly stir the pot between people a little?
30:42I think so, yeah.
30:46You're literally rocking a sock.
30:50Oh, yeah, baby.
30:52Well, it looks all right, doesn't it?
30:55Does it look fake?
30:56Is it going to be drama?
30:58Is it going to be tears?
30:59Is there going to be laughing?
31:02I actually have no idea.
31:03It's bloody different every single day in here.
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31:29Oh, I'm the stuffed with socks and happy faces.
31:53I can't see either staying intact because a diehard group of fans,
31:58known as the superfans, have been watching a feed from the villa.
32:02And now, the Islanders are about to get their first insight
32:05into what the superfans think of them.
32:08It's forbidden thrill.
32:10Let's go!
32:13Couples will make a sexy entrance to the Garden of Eden.
32:17An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
32:19And one big bite of my banana's going to keep you up all night, baby girl.
32:23Oh, my God!
32:26Give it to me.
32:29Was it hot and sexy?
32:30I would say it was more messy and gross,
32:33but that's part of the fun, isn't it?
32:34They then read a question that was put to the superfans.
32:38What percentage of superfans think Tamara and Mick
32:42could win Love Island as a couple?
32:44I really don't know what the superfans are going to be thinking,
32:47but we're going to run with high.
32:49We think the answer is 70%.
32:51We think the answer is 17%.
32:56We've known each other for 24 hours, love.
33:00It's boys versus girls and the Islander
33:02closest to the correct percentage wins.
33:06The correct answer is 15%.
33:09I think it was a fair reflection.
33:13We've had a good initial connection, but so new and fresh.
33:18I think Tamara and I would definitely have better chemistry.
33:20Next to fondle some forbidden fruit, it's Sharon and Ross.
33:26Oh, Ross!
33:28Yes, darling?
33:28My papaya's throbbing for you.
33:30Oh, baby!
33:32It was my first time going down a papaya,
33:36and I kind of liked it.
33:38It's always a good move to see the men pleasure the papaya first,
33:43ladies first, please and thank you.
33:47Ross and I are very excited to spice this challenge up.
33:50We're making it extra wet, baby!
33:53What percentage of superfans think that Sharon and Ross
33:57have good sexual chemistry?
33:58Oh, that's rough, cos we've been talking about it.
34:04Earlier today, we chatted this all out.
34:06I definitely know that this one will be low.
34:08Ross and I have not been on the same page about our intimacy.
34:11We think the answer is 18%.
34:14We think the answer is 30%.
34:18The correct answer is 24%.
34:26Oh, smack bang in the middle!
34:29Pretty good.
34:29Oh, shit.
34:31Yeah, but I know I feel differently, babe.
34:33So do I.
34:34Moving forward, that 24% is way too low in my mind.
34:37I think more kissing and a bit more PDA.
34:41Let's get that shit up.
34:43Let's get that shit up.
34:47I'm so hungry.
34:49I need some food.
34:52Can I offer you some fresh melon?
34:53No!
35:01I was up in there, like, melon, melon.
35:04Like...
35:05Oh, my God, my kiss with Jotham is sexy.
35:11It's spicy.
35:12It's spicy.
35:13What percentage of superfans think Gabby
35:16could have her head turned by a new bum?
35:20Ooh.
35:21I am literally with Jotham 24-7 in here.
35:25I think we have probably one of the strongest connections in here.
35:27But I don't know how I'm coming across.
35:30We think the answer is 50%.
35:32Ooh.
35:33We think the answer is 50%.
35:36Oh!
35:37The correct answer is...
35:4169%.
35:45Oh, it's 69%.
35:46Sorry, 70% of them think I'm going to have my head turned.
35:5169%.
35:51Yeah.
35:5269%, I'm, like, actually shocked.
35:55Never say never, but I feel like I'm really locked in with Jotham
35:58and I don't think another man could turn my head.
36:04Look, I think that her head will change.
36:07I'm not going to lie.
36:08If someone gave her enough attention, you know, anything could happen.
36:12There's nothing better than a big, juicy peach.
36:17Oh!
36:19You can say that again!
36:20Oh!
36:25Oh!
36:25The kiss with Connor.
36:29It was actually so good.
36:31It was sexy.
36:33It was fruity.
36:34It was fun.
36:35And we're normally so vanilla.
36:37What percentage of superfans think that Connor is genuinely looking for love?
36:43Oh.
36:45100.
36:46100%.
36:47100%.
36:47What do you reckon?
36:48I think 90+.
36:50Connor's a lover boy.
36:51This one's high for sure.
36:52We think the number is...
36:5492%.
36:56We think the answer is...
36:5891%.
36:59I'm in here for the right reasons.
37:04This one's going to be high.
37:06The correct answer is...
37:0911%.
37:11What?
37:13Izzy!
37:17What's going on?
37:18What are they saying that we're not?
37:20Yeah, what are they saying that we're not, boys?
37:23Look, look.
37:24What do they know?
37:26It was a bit of a...
37:27What the fuck?
37:28I'm here for love, but believe what you want to believe.
37:34Oh, I shouldn't kiss back.
37:36Oh.
37:37I feel so rattled.
37:39If Connor is being disingenuous, one thing I've learnt since coming to Spain is how to
37:44say adios amigos, because I do not tolerate that fucking shit for a second, and I never
37:49will.
37:54Mmm, what a lovely pair.
37:56Thanks, babe.
37:57I grew them myself.
37:58Oh, hey.
38:05Yum.
38:06Spicy.
38:08Ah!
38:09It's a pretty passionate kiss.
38:11We had a bit of fruit on us, so it was, like, even more kind of saucy.
38:14Yeah.
38:15Yeah.
38:19It was fucking hard to watch.
38:21Lacey, like, wants high standards and shit from me and doesn't want me to kiss anyone,
38:25but can go and kiss who she wants.
38:28Makes me look like a mug.
38:29What percentage of superfans think Matteo is the most genuine islander in the villa?
38:34I'm genuinely in this villa looking for love.
38:40That answer should be, like, a million percent.
38:43Eleven percent?
38:45Fifteen percent?
38:46Yeah.
38:46All us girls think that this is going to be low.
38:48We think the answer is 65 percent.
38:52We think that the number is 11 percent.
38:56Oh.
38:57Fuck yous.
38:58That's crazy.
38:59That's crazy.
39:00It's hard not to be insulted by that.
39:02I literally stopped my life to come on here for love and for that to kind of get shoved
39:07in your face.
39:08I don't know.
39:08It was like a kick in the, like, dick.
39:10The correct answer is...
39:1590 percent.
39:17Nineteen!
39:18Oh, yeah!
39:21Nineteen.
39:21Matteo, let's go.
39:23Sorry.
39:24We love you.
39:24Don't be sorry.
39:25You're all right.
39:26He's one of the most genuine people I've ever met, so I understood why he was upset
39:31that the girls put his percentage so low.
39:37Help me.
39:38My plums are leaking.
39:41Did someone call a plumber?
39:47Go, girl!
39:48Oh, my God!
39:49You know, I definitely knew Lacey would have been looking at me, but fuck, after her kissing
40:01from a tail, two can play that game, I am.
40:05Oh!
40:05Oh, my God!
40:06Oh, my God!
40:07Oh, my God!
40:09Oh, my God!
40:11Oh, my God!
40:12Oh, my God!
40:13If you were going to go tip for tap, mate, I'll always win that game, so, yeah.
40:17That's restless.
40:18That's actually restless.
40:19That's restless.
40:20That's restless.
40:21Because he told me he wouldn't touch her again.
40:23Kai, if you're going to kiss your ex, don't promise me that you're not going to kiss your
40:28ex.
40:28You know what I mean?
40:30Like, don't make a promise that you can't keep.
40:32What percentage of superfans think Yana and Kai will end up boyfriend and girlfriend again?
40:43This one's so hard.
40:45I am absolutely on the edge of my seat.
40:47Things with Kai and Lacey are going well, but Kai and Yana, they're exes in one bedroom
40:54together, sharing a bed.
40:56We think the answer is 85%.
40:59I agree.
41:01We think the answer is 70%.
41:04The correct answer is...
41:1052%.
41:15Ooh!
41:17Split the group.
41:17Split the group.
41:19I think the superfans would like to maybe see a love story come out of this, but, yeah,
41:25I don't know.
41:27When are you guys getting back together?
41:29I mean, Yana and Kai is exciting, definitely.
41:31Like, I like the idea of it.
41:32I think it's cute.
41:33I think it's like a romance movie, really.
41:34Maybe a bit of a tragic one, but nonetheless, still a good story.
41:41He has been telling me that he's all for me.
41:44He doesn't want anyone else.
41:46And he wants nothing to do with her.
41:50I just feel like, why can't there just be one time where I don't have to get hurt?
41:57I just don't understand.
41:58I just don't understand.
41:59Like, all I want is just a normal relationship.
42:04I just don't know.
42:05I just don't know.
42:06I just don't know.
42:07I just don't know.
42:08I just don't know.
42:09I just don't know.
42:10I just don't know.
42:11I just don't know.
42:12I just don't know.
42:13I just don't know.
42:23The forbidden fruit challenge has left a sour taste.
42:26Thankfully, work experience Lucy is outside with the cattle prod to make sure the islanders
42:31look happy upon their return.
42:33Oh, my God.
42:34Five hits.
42:35Yes, five hits.
42:36Five hits.
42:37Let's chat, girls.
42:38Let's chat.
42:39How is everyone?
42:40How is it feeling?
42:41Because that was quite intense.
42:42How do you feel about your answer?
42:43I don't know.
42:44I feel like I can't.
42:45I think you guys know me the best.
42:47That was the biggest curveball of the night.
42:49Yeah.
42:50I don't think I've faked myself once in years.
42:51What was that again?
42:52Eleven.
42:53Eleven.
42:54Do you know what I think it is?
42:55Is there a thing of coming here with a game plan of just being in love and staying
43:00in love?
43:01Yeah.
43:02Because you haven't opened yourself up enough to different people.
43:03Yeah, I haven't given other people chances.
43:04Yeah, but why would you when you've got something strong going on?
43:06That's my point.
43:07It obviously doesn't sound great.
43:09The last thing I'd want Izzy to think is that I'm just sort of in here to play a game.
43:13I'm just pretty desperate to have a chat to her and just see where her head's at.
43:17Are you wigged out?
43:18Yeah.
43:19Are you really?
43:20Yeah, a little.
43:21Do you doubt it or?
43:22Because I just don't know what's being said behind my back and that rigs me up because
43:24I feel like I've been around so many ingenuine people in my life and I'm like just don't
43:28want to like have that happen to me again.
43:30Do you get the vibe at all?
43:31Because I'm like actually starting to catch feelings.
43:34Yeah.
43:35That one.
43:36Deep down I've been feeling is this too good to be true.
43:39I feel like my guard is coming down and to hear that just makes me feel really uncomfortable
43:43and vulnerable and exposed.
43:45Right, Yana babe?
43:46Oh yeah, me.
43:47I think 50-50 is like fair enough for them to think.
43:51Yeah.
43:52You are upset.
43:53Yeah.
43:54You are exes.
43:55It was recent.
43:56Yeah, it is exes.
43:57It was recent.
43:58They're not sure.
43:59Yeah.
44:00So like it's not like they're sure or anything really.
44:01How are you feeling doll?
44:02Um.
44:03Ugh.
44:04I don't know.
44:05I feel like, I feel like this just happens to me.
44:09Sorry.
44:10I'm not upset at you babe.
44:11Yeah.
44:12Like sorry.
44:13No.
44:14I knew this is coming.
44:15It's okay baby.
44:16Take your time.
44:17Oh, I wanted to fuck off from that day brief.
44:21Talk to us.
44:22Talk to us.
44:23Talk to us.
44:24How are you feeling?
44:25Talk.
44:26I think it's like the fact that like every time I'm happy with someone it just gets taken
44:30away.
44:31Like I'm always the one that like puts on my heart.
44:35Baby.
44:36No that's okay.
44:37I feel like.
44:38Do you feel like he's like.
44:39It's okay.
44:40I just feel like.
44:41I feel like I get more upset at myself because when I do like someone I do kind of just really
44:48love so easily and like that's why I just get hurt because like I just.
44:57I want to talk about the next big thing was um Lacey's reaction.
45:00Yeah.
45:01Yeah.
45:02I feel like Lacey's burning eyes into you as if it's your choice.
45:05Like she got in there.
45:06They got into it.
45:07Like juicy.
45:08All that shit.
45:09It's a challenge mate.
45:10If she can go in there and just do that.
45:12Like what do you fuck.
45:13I'm just going to go oh yeah cool.
45:14Like you know what I mean.
45:15It's a double standard there.
45:16Like she's going and getting into her kiss but then you're not allowed to.
45:19Yeah.
45:20I mean I can see why Kai's upset.
45:21Like she's painting him a bit as the bad guy.
45:24Again.
45:25Like what which is kind of what happened to me in a sense.
45:27You know I don't know man.
45:28Like it's a it's given off quite immature vibes to be honest with you.
45:31Um.
45:32I'm just thinking Lacey's going around in circles.
45:34She doesn't know what she wants and going from one triangle to another.
45:37And I don't really want that in a woman at all.
45:39So.
45:40Yeah.
45:41You honestly doll like conserve your energy.
45:43Yeah.
45:44And only give it to the people who deserve it when they deserve it.
45:46Yeah.
45:47Yeah.
45:48I reckon wait for him to speak to you about it.
45:49Don't go killing him.
45:50I'm not going to.
45:51Yeah.
45:52Send the day with the girls like.
45:53Yeah.
45:54Don't say anything to you.
45:55No.
45:56No.
45:57Of course not.
45:58If he doesn't pull me.
45:59Yeah.
46:00And reassure me.
46:01Yeah.
46:02I don't want that.
46:03Why would I want that.
46:04Wait for him to come reassure you.
46:05Yeah.
46:06Yeah.
46:07Oh no we don't care.
46:08Don't need a billionaire.
46:10Only 11% of the super fans think Connor is genuinely looking for love in the villa.
46:15Don't worry pal.
46:16Only 11% of viewers think my jokes are funny and I still have a job.
46:20You'll be fine.
46:21I wasn't expecting that.
46:22Like I'm a good judge of character.
46:24Yeah.
46:25But then like obviously everyone else has seen a different thing.
46:29Yeah.
46:30And it like kind of like stresses me out.
46:32Of course.
46:33Yeah it's not nice to hear.
46:34Why do you think that they rated you 11%?
46:36I try not to read into it because I know what we've got.
46:39Yeah.
46:40I just don't want you to like.
46:41I just don't want to be with someone who's like coming on here for exposure and like.
46:43Yeah.
46:44No.
46:45100%.
46:46I don't want to be with you to play it safe.
46:47I'm staying with you because I genuinely like you.
46:48For me it's just making me question how genuine he actually is because my biggest fear is that
46:53I'm being partnered up with someone who's not actually coming to this villa for love.
46:56If I wanted to be in here and stay in here as long as I could I think I'd be keeping my
47:03options a bit more open.
47:04Like I didn't even talk to Tamara when she come in.
47:06Do you know what I mean?
47:07Like I haven't even showed half the people in here who I am because I'm set on you.
47:12Mm.
47:13Like I want to get to know you.
47:14Trust is so important in a relationship and I don't expect her to just give it to me but
47:20I think I've earned it pretty well in here.
47:22There's nothing you're not telling me there?
47:23No.
47:24Okay.
47:25Yeah.
47:26Like I said we just have to trust each other.
47:27Yeah, because it will come out.
47:28Exactly.
47:29And I will find out.
47:30Yes, exactly.
47:31Like I said baby, keep on keeping on.
47:34When you're a dad you're going to make the most embarrassing jokes.
47:38I feel like he was very honest with me.
47:40So I'm going to trust Connor, but I still will have my wits about me.
47:43I don't fuck around.
47:44I'm glad we talked.
47:51Mm.
47:52It's nice and cold.
47:53Is it?
47:54Let me have another sip.
48:00I'm very happy with the way that conversation ended and it ended on a kiss.
48:03So.
48:04Super fans.
48:06Lacey was upset that Kai kissed Yana so passionately in the challenge and has been waiting so long
48:12for him to come chat to her that she's fallen into a deep sleep.
48:15Things are real mysterious, man.
48:17I think there's a full number of sides to you that no one knows.
48:20Ah, priorities Kai.
48:22Princess Ballsack needs true love's kiss.
48:24I feel like he's a copper, mate.
48:27I feel like he's in it a real moment.
48:29So tired.
48:30The fact that he didn't really try to pull me for a chat, I think I'm done.
48:36I'm ready to turn lesbian.
48:39So sign me up.
48:40I'm just very protective of where I put my energy.
48:42You're protective of your energy.
48:43Or maybe I'm not going to have anyone.
48:44I don't know what the word is for that.
48:45But what's the word when you're just into yourself and you're into no one else?
48:50Because that's where I'm at.
48:52Are you okay, babe?
48:53Girls, I just need to sit on the toilet and fart for a second, okay?
48:55Anything?
48:56No.
48:57No.
48:58I'm just done.
48:59I can't be fucked.
49:00I mentally checked out.
49:01With everything.
49:02I think you really need to chat to him first before you check to him.
49:03No, but he's showing up.
49:04He doesn't care.
49:05He doesn't give a flying fuck.
49:06He's not that fucking yappy yappy yappy yappy.
49:07Yeah.
49:08More shit comes out of his mouth than his asshole.
49:09That's for sure.
49:10Yeah.
49:11More shit comes out of his mouth than his asshole that was supposed to be cool.
49:12Yeah.
49:13More shit comes out of cower's mouth Then he's also.
49:14He's got no balls.
49:15So he actually has no balls?
49:17It's actually inverted dick What a little shit.
49:39I think his behaviour is giving, like, inverted dick behaviour.
49:46Like, your dick is actually inverted through your arsehole
49:54and it's pushing the shit right up through your mouth.
49:59That's why he talks so much shit.
50:02You can fuck right off, hey.
50:06More shit comes out of your mouth than your arsehole, babe.
50:10What do you mean? You can't say that.
50:12Nah, I'm done. I'm actually done.
50:14What do you mean? You sit there and fucking say, like,
50:16you're going to be neutral about it and not do that
50:18and you go and suck his face like nothing,
50:20get him to pretty much suck your tits.
50:21Like, what do you want me to do?
50:22Just go, oh, yeah, cool, and just get mugged off?
50:24OK.
50:25We both said, like, we wanted to be neutral about it
50:27and, like, you go and do that.
50:28Like, it's pretty shit.
50:29He just kind of stood there and was like,
50:31yeah, we should go for it.
50:32I don't even know what he really said, to be honest,
50:34his vocabulary is, like, the vocabulary of a two-year-old.
50:38Do you not get where I'm coming from?
50:39Like, I feel like if I just didn't do anything,
50:41then I'll just look like an absolute mug and look like a loser.
50:43You can just leave. Just go.
50:44What?
50:45Just actually just go.
50:47I don't really want...
50:48I actually don't want anything to do with you anymore.
50:51Like, how is that fair?
50:53It's a different situation, babe.
50:55What, so, like, I just want...
50:57So, you just want to neck on with everyone you want?
50:59Kai, just fuck off. Just go.
51:01Fucking piss take that. Fuck me, dude.
51:03You're a fucking piss take.
51:05Hey, how...
51:06What a joke, eh?
51:08What a joke, mate.
51:10What a joke, eh?
51:12We just get one love.
51:15We just get one love.
51:17We just get one love.
51:20Handsome Prince Inverted Dick has come to the pool,
51:39having just told Princess Ballsack she was a joke
51:42after she told him to F off.
51:45If Disney doesn't bid for the rights to make this film,
51:48they can kiss next year's box office goodbye.
51:56What are you?
51:57Hey.
51:58What? Who?
52:00What?
52:01What?
52:02I'm just both talking to you. You're a f***er.
52:05I don't know.
52:06You're a f***er.
52:07You're a f***er.
52:08She blew up in the game.
52:09I can't believe you're a f***er.
52:11You can't even say that, bro.
52:13You think I'm not going to kiss any of you this whole time
52:16and you can neck on every single quote and she's like,
52:18it's different.
52:19I'm like, you know, it's a piss thing and she's like,
52:22get the f*** out we're done.
52:23I'm like, yeah, righto, bud.
52:25Um, yeah, I just told Kai to f*** off because I did just
52:30want him to f*** right off.
52:33How was that fair?
52:34So much, yeah.
52:35How was that fair, bro?
52:36Yeah, and that was like, she just pretty much called me in,
52:38just, like, kind of embarrassed me and I was like,
52:39well, how was that?
52:40Yeah.
52:41She called you in just to tell you that?
52:42She goes, you're a f***er.
52:43I went in there and just threw him the door going,
52:45like, how's that fair?
52:46Yeah.
52:47I'm not.
52:48Kai walking down to the pool, he was definitely quite heated.
52:51Like, you think you're going to f***ing treat me like that?
52:53Just not really making sense of himself either,
52:55just spitting words out kind of thing.
52:57Oh, yeah.
52:59It's definitely a familiar act, so I know what was going on there.
53:12Oh, Lace.
53:14I'm going to give a cut off, babe.
53:15No, I'm okay.
53:16I'm just so done.
53:17Like, I'm so mentally deranged, babe.
53:19I think you guys need to have a proper chat, though.
53:21Like, just...
53:22Whose idea was it?
53:24To bring in Cockhead Kai.
53:26Hold me down, don't let me go, don't let me turn around.
53:30I think you guys need to just have a chat when you both aren't.
53:33Like, obviously, it's heated right now.
53:35Come and have a normal conversation with me.
53:37Don't walk past smirking at me.
53:41I'm sick and tired of the male species.
53:47Every single conversation I have with a man,
53:50I somehow lose more brain cells.
53:54And it's almost as if I don't...
53:56Like, I already don't have brain cells,
53:58but I'm just going in the negatives.
54:01I know you guys are heated right now.
54:03Don't settle.
54:04You guys need to have a proper chat when you both aren't heated.
54:07I'm just throwing drain, babe.
54:08I have no...
54:09I have nothing left in me to, like...
54:12I know how you feel.
54:13Have another, like...
54:14I know how you feel.
54:15I'm literally becoming a therapist for my ex-boyfriend
54:17and my best friend to get together.
54:18Like, what's going on here?
54:19Ah, another day in paradise, eh?
54:23Another day in paradise.
54:24Another day in paradise.
54:25Another day in paradise.
54:26Kai!
54:27Hey mate, did you...
54:28Huh?
54:29Kai!
54:30Do you want to go for a chat?
54:33Hmm...
54:34Where?
54:35Where are?
54:36There?
54:37Sure.
54:38The fact that I had to pull you for a chat
54:40is fucking pissing me off.
54:41What do you mean?
54:42I've been trying to talk to you and you said no, like, three times.
54:44You literally just...
54:45Like, you didn't really try, let's be real.
54:46Come on.
54:47Ahhhh!
54:48Look, I feel like it's so dull.
54:49I get where you're coming from, but I feel like it's such double standards
54:50when we both say, like, let's not...
54:51But you said to me, you promised you won't do that again
54:52knowing how much it hurt me the first time.
54:53Yeah, if you show me mutual respect and you're on the same basis...
54:54But I have, Kai.
54:55I have.
54:56I have.
54:57I have.
54:58I have.
54:59I have.
55:00I have.
55:01I have.
55:02I have.
55:03I have.
55:04I've never tried to intentionally hurt you.
55:05Whereas you've been this amazing person.
55:06I have.
55:07I just had a run on it.
55:08You know what?
55:09So...
55:10Do you have an awful lot of support?
55:11Do you know what?
55:12Do you know?
55:13Yeah, I feel like it's so dull.
55:14I get where you're coming from, but I feel like it's such double standards
55:17when we both say like...
55:18But you said to me, you promise you won't do that again
55:20knowing how much it hurt me the first time.
55:21Yeah, if you show me mutual respect
55:22and you're on the same basis that...
55:24But I have, Kai.
55:25I have.
55:26I have.
55:28Then you go and suck his face.
55:29It was not to that extent, come on...
55:31intentionally hurt you, whereas you've
55:33intentionally hurt me. I'm not intentionally doing
55:35anything. Well, yeah, you did, babe, because you literally
55:37said, oh, well, she kissed old mate,
55:39so I'm going to, yeah, let's do it.
55:41Well, look, I'm not going to make a mug out of myself.
55:43But this is what I'm saying. You're saying that I'm playing games,
55:45but that, to me, is playing games. You think this is...
55:47Yeah, I'm just playing what you're playing. That's how I see it.
55:49I'm not playing games, Kai, though. This is what I'm saying.
55:51Well, then I don't know what you're doing, then. You tell me
55:53one thing there, and then you do the opposite.
55:55You've done it the whole time.
55:58So, do you get where I'm coming from?
55:59I've done it the whole time. I never wanted to do that.
56:02Well, then don't do it. This is what I'm saying.
56:04You don't have to do it just to get back at me.
56:06That's what I'm saying. It's like childish behaviour.
56:10Can we find some patience?
56:13The whole time you've been playing games with me.
56:15Are you fucking kidding me?
56:17It's been tit for tat the whole fucking time.
56:19It hasn't, Kai. It has.
56:20It has not been tit for tat. It has the whole fucking time.
56:22No, it hasn't.
56:23It's just him being a gaslighting motherfucker.
56:26Like, it just makes no sense to me at all.
56:29And, like, it just doesn't.
56:31It just...
56:32Honestly, I would not have cared if it was anyone else.
56:37It's just the fact that you have said you want nothing to do here.
56:39And I am, yeah. And, like, look at the situation.
56:40And every single time you've been put in a position
56:42to prove that to me, you've, like...
56:44Yeah, and you're not proving it to me, either.
56:46With the banana snap, I still don't...
56:47Oh, you're actually a joke.
56:48Oh, mate. You're actually a joke.
56:50I don't know. I'll have fun with you new boys.
56:52I'm just cutting with you.
56:52Because I'm done with this shit.
56:54Like, I don't know what you want me to do.
56:55Treat me like a mug.
57:01As much as I sound like a complete fucking idiot...
57:04I was really, really starting to like him.
57:10Sure, it looks like there's a lot of turmoil in the villa,
57:31but I can assure you next time there is plenty of romance.
57:36Oh, and a massive fire pit with a dumping.
57:38No-one will see you coming.
57:38Next time...
57:41There's high romance on horseback.
57:46Wait, mine's going to the toilet.
57:48Oh, yeah.
57:50Let it go, baby.
57:52And in the hideaway...
57:54Can't believe we're having alone time.
57:56I have been thinking about alone time with Jotham so much.
58:00Like, ooh, he's so sexy.
58:03Then...
58:03I wish I was here for a chit-chat,
58:05but unfortunately, this isn't a social visit.
58:09A selfie-sized surprise!
58:12Will all the boys please stand up?
58:15Tonight, someone will be dumped.
58:18Holy...
58:40Holy f*****d!
58:41Holy f*****d!
58:44Amen.
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