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Love Island Australia S07E11
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00:00Previously on Love Island Australia
00:10The boy that I would like to couple up with is...
00:12Mick.
00:13Tamara and Mateo made a steal!
00:16The girl I would like to couple up with is...
00:19Lazy.
00:20Lazy?
00:21You look pretty shocked by that.
00:23Yeah!
00:25And after a recoupling...
00:28The boy I would like to couple up with is...
00:30Rossy baby.
00:31Connor.
00:32Jotham.
00:34Yana made a heartbreaking decision!
00:37The boy I would like to couple up with tonight is...
00:40Kai.
00:42And Cooper and his cowboy hat went bye-bye!
00:46Yee-haw!
00:48Toonight!
00:55I can't tell if he likes me or not.
00:57Does Ross give a toss?
00:59He physically seemed distant to me.
01:01I feel like we've just been a bit...
01:03...sagnant.
01:05And the Islanders sample some forbidden fruit!
01:09It was sexy!
01:10It was fun!
01:11We're normally so vanilla!
01:13But not everyone!
01:15It makes me look like a mug.
01:17Too can play like I am.
01:18Likes the taste!
01:20If you're gonna kiss your ex, don't promise me that you're not going to kiss your ex.
01:25Kiss your ex.
01:26Kiss your ex.
01:27I'm done.
01:28What do you mean?
01:29You're gonna suck his face?
01:30Like what do you want me to do?
01:31Just go, oh yeah cool and just get mugged off?
01:33But how is that fair?
01:34Kai, just f*** off!
01:36Just go!
01:37What a joke, eh?
01:39What a joke, eh?
01:43A night of high drama and recoupling saw Yana having to choose between Cooper and ex-boyfriend Kai.
02:02It was a simple choice.
02:03Her ex, who allegedly cheated on her and has been macking on with her best friend in front of her.
02:08Or Cooper, with whom she had no beef.
02:11Unfortunately for Cooper, Yana's an absolute carnivore.
02:20How are you feeling?
02:21You alright?
02:22I'm f***ing full on.
02:25You alright?
02:26Yeah.
02:27It's a bit hard though.
02:28I need to have a chat with Yana.
02:30Yeah.
02:31Alright.
02:37Yana's about out here.
02:38I'm good.
02:39Yeah.
02:41How are you feeling?
02:42Hey.
02:43Cool.
02:44I don't think I like you.
02:45I know what you said to do.
02:46Sit.
02:47Um, yeah.
02:48I'm speechless, eh?
02:49Oh, that's a bit wet.
02:50Before anything, I just want to let you know I didn't pick you to be with you. I picked you because I know that you have a connection in here.
02:54Yeah, I'm very grateful that you chose me.
02:55Yeah.
02:56That wouldn't have been easy for you.
02:57Yeah.
02:58Like, that wouldn't have been easy for you.
02:59Yeah.
03:00And I want you to pursue that.
03:01Because I know she likes you a lot.
03:02And you like her a lot.
03:03And I know that Cooper didn't really have a connection in here and I wouldn't feel comfortable.
03:04Um, trying to get a connection with him.
03:05Yeah.
03:06Um, trying to get a connection with him.
03:07So, yeah.
03:08So, yeah.
03:12I'm a pleasure.
03:15I'm a pleasure to be with you.
03:16I picked you because I know that you have a connection in here.
03:17Yeah.
03:18I'm very grateful that you chose me.
03:19Yeah.
03:20But that wouldn't have been easy for you.
03:21Yeah.
03:22And I want you to pursue that.
03:23Because I know she likes you a lot and you like her a lot.
03:25And I know that Cooper didn't really have a connection here and I wouldn't feel comfortable,
03:30um, trying to get a connection with him.
03:34So, yeah.
03:35I don't even know what to say.
03:40I wanted to give you the chance with her.
03:43Even though it fucking kills me to watch.
03:46But...
03:47I appreciate that.
03:48I actually really do.
03:49That's actually really nice.
03:50Um, yeah.
03:51I'm actually stunned.
03:52I don't even know what to say.
03:54Um, I don't even know how I'm here actually.
03:55No.
03:56If I'm honest, I don't even know what to say.
03:58I don't even know what to say.
03:59Um, I don't even know how I'm here actually.
04:04You know, if I'm honest with you.
04:05Yeah, I've wanted to see you walk out of those walls so badly.
04:08I'm not gonna lie.
04:09Mmm.
04:10I bet he did.
04:11But, um, yeah.
04:13At the end of the day, I'd rather hurt one person than two.
04:17So...
04:18Very mature.
04:20I hope Kai has the smarts tonight to know that I have the bed and he's on the day bed.
04:30Because, yeah.
04:31He owes me a solid after that.
04:34Fabulous.
04:35I'm so good at this.
04:36How many pillows am I getting?
04:37There's gonna be no chair left.
04:38There you go.
04:39Take a seat.
04:40We've got a nice sort of thing going on with Tamara, you know?
04:43It's kind of what I wanted.
04:45A model, tall, skinny, beautiful, coming in, picking me.
04:50It's great, you know?
04:52Did you have an idea of who Mateo was gonna pick?
04:55No.
04:56I could not...
04:57You?
04:58Well, yeah.
04:59I thought he was gonna pick you, aren't I?
05:00I did, too.
05:01Like...
05:02Yeah, that surprised me.
05:03And then I knew she was gonna pick Kai, to be honest.
05:06Yeah, I did, too.
05:07Although, I'm gonna say no surprise, but I knew.
05:09I did, too.
05:10Okay.
05:11Anyway.
05:12Give me a cuddle.
05:13You're still a ****, I swear to God.
05:34I still hate your fucking guts.
05:36Oh, my goodness, mate.
05:39I think...
05:40He's walking with his hand, isn't he?
05:42Yeah, he's still a gentleman.
05:43Still a gentleman, but they literally hated each other.
05:46Yeah, but that's a nice story, isn't it?
05:48That's, like, real love, coming back.
05:50Do you think...
05:51Do you think that they could possibly...
05:53Like, yeah.
05:54I...
05:55Yeah.
05:56I don't know if I meant to say that, but I think it...
05:58I know.
05:59Hey, guys.
06:00Come hang out.
06:01I really wanna hang out with you.
06:03If I'm honest with you guys.
06:07Yeah.
06:10Hmm.
06:11Hmm.
06:12Hmm.
06:13Hmm.
06:14Hmm.
06:15Hmm.
06:16Hmm.
06:17Hmm.
06:18Hmm.
06:19Hmm.
06:20I'll have a chat.
06:21After you're done.
06:22Of course.
06:23Yeah.
06:24Hmm.
06:25Hmm.
06:26Hmm.
06:27Yeah.
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06:50Oh, my God, Mateo picking me, I was not expecting that.
06:51me i was not expecting that like babes the titties were in fact very blindsided especially
06:58my right one because this one's like more like stronger like very more powerful she was blind
07:05sighted babe your face bet down there will you babe i was not expecting that yeah yeah i didn't
07:13think it would be but you know what i feel like we did have a really cool chat you excited
07:19i'm curious yeah i'm honestly honestly honestly mixed emotions like yeah yeah mixed emotions um
07:30what do you mean like i i don't know yeah cool yeah it's a weird weird situation like i feel
07:48like no guy wants to pick a girl and them having like that mixed emotions about that choice i
07:53know it was so like sudden and she hasn't had time to process it but it also gave me a sense
07:58if she doesn't really know 100 what she wants
08:03yeah and so you're sleeping on the day bed yeah i don't know it's not even yet but yeah
08:18because i could go back to bed with old mate if you want no i don't know i don't want you to
08:21do oh i don't want you to do okay not at all
08:25i genuinely did think that kai was going to be going home tonight so i never want to take
08:35a kiss from kai for granted again
08:38um i'm happy i'm happy
08:49take your bloody hands out of your bloody pants stop making it sus you just make it
09:08insult yourself babe no i'm trying damn boy this is it his peepee went yay yay and i was
09:20like nay nay sorry speaking of small erections did you know the villa team erected the teepee
09:27in just 30 minutes they're the best irish queen tamara now sits on this erection to chat to
09:33mateo it's attention perverts hi how are you good how are you i just wanted to give you a minute
09:39to to breathe just yeah yeah yeah i've had i've kind of processed it and stuff i'm like
09:46happy now how do you feel i feel like mick yeah who obviously i picked who's right there yeah
09:54he's very funny yeah he's he's got really good banter and i don't think everyone gets his
10:03humor what i do baby yeah but i think his humor is so funny like i think he's hysterical definitely
10:08so yeah i definitely was like out of everyone i was like i'll be the most comfortable yeah of
10:13course like with him what would you say you're like ideal man is that you'd bring home to mum
10:19i feel like i just like someone who's funny and nice yeah okay who's got good family values too
10:24definitely looks wise tall dark and handsome tattered really like how tattered as tattered
10:33as possible yeah we definitely buy him like definitely buy him hey boys yeah boo hi hi
10:41how are you good you look happy chappy tonight do i yeah oh smiley i'm happy for you thanks baby
10:48she's having a bit of a chat to mateo down there though you're all right no i feel good i think
10:54she's a guy with um i find him mighty boring i don't really see mateo as a threat if i'm honest
11:01like if anything he's a bit of a mini me but maybe not as cool so at the end of the day i'm in bed
11:06with her tonight and he's not what car do you drive an audi really yeah nice guess what i'll drive
11:13oh okay no one ever guesses okay is it is it like a van it's a van oh my god i win all the cars i've
11:23owned i've named right oh same nice my audi is anastasia like 50 shades yeah nice yeah come on
11:34it's an audi and then the vans are because it's a french vanilla color it's like a baguette because
11:40it looks like a baguette baguette yeah i don't even know if it's baguette or baguette i say baguette
11:45oh my goodness i'm definitely surprised with how good my first chat is going with mateo i definitely
11:58think i get butterfly vibes he makes me very like smiley and yeah i definitely feel like i kind of
12:05light up around him a little bit hmm no no sorry i'm just getting fucking lost in your eyes jesus
12:12guys the spanish culture minister is here for an inspection they think we're making a cooking
12:35show no kissing for the next 10 minutes i said no kissing no kissing what am i a joke to you
12:42so you're a saint or a sinner i don't know babe what's a saint a good person babe i think a saint
12:51no you're wrong you're wrong no babe a saint is a devil and a sinner is a good person purple devil
12:58purple pink pink angel devil yeah you colorblind or something that's purple and that's purple that
13:05is pink and that is pink yeah yeah angel devil and you look awesome yeah so so what's your plan
13:11tonight get a whole bed yeah i want a bed to myself on a starfish
13:15i used to be bleach blonde it looks like like obviously brunette but like golden
13:22oh you're so sweet is that yeah is that good i'm glad that's where you're going how you're going
13:27good chocolate i just feel like yeah what yeah i just feel like we're really piping yeah i'm loving it
13:38yeah yeah i don't feel like this is forced at all and i was not expecting this coming into the
13:45villa i think that's what's like taking me back the most is like i'm so open so i knew like the
13:51possibility was there but for it to be like the first girl a couple of it was just like
13:55no it wasn't what's the plan here like what's going on yeah but i'm loving it like i can't
14:02actually really put it into words to be honest just feels good and just like i always find myself
14:09just like looking for you 100 yeah everyone's noticing the girl's like oh look we know so he
14:15looks at you and so like yeah oh well that's our cute quota done for the day lady you're up
14:23now now i don't know if you're like a cuddly kind of guy in the bed yeah so if you are you're gonna
14:32hate me for this why oh you're so cute um so kai is going to sleep in the day bed really
14:41because like him and yana yeah of course of course of course it's pretty that's that's totally fine
14:46so i'm thinking i'm going to go sleep in the day bed that's fine yeah but like i don't want you
14:52thinking oh my god i'm no no not at all not at all it was just obviously like your vibe and
14:58yeah i do really really like how chat and i think you're really cool um
15:03lacy telling me this i feel like it's kind of like turned me off a bit i'm not gonna lie like
15:10i'm all about you know finding a true connection for everyone in here so if that's where her
15:15obviously head and feelings are at that's fine um but i won't be making an effort no i won't be
15:22i want to give you a cuddle you're an absolute legend you've got big balls babe i'll give you
15:35that it's been a little bit crazy now i'm looking for somebody to live again hi here come the cuddle
15:48buddies can you lie down please are you want me lying down i have to grab my pillow sorry babe
15:57oh sorry sorry oh no your hair is wet yeah i just had a swim oh my god night lacy night babs
16:06have a good sleep hi night guys love you all oh already kicking my pillow off nice yeah oh
16:14good night good night everyone good night love you see you start bubba i couldn't leave him out in
16:21the freezing bloody cold with those cockroaches and moths and flies and mozzies so princess over here
16:29is in fact non-princessing right now for a man which i thought i would never be having to do in my life
16:38ever
16:38little birthday boy
16:44little birthday boy
16:46good night
17:00good night
17:03Joanna
17:05you
17:08you
17:09I know you think that it makes it better
17:18Gives you everything cause it's a real go-getter
17:22Hey Pinky, I speak Flamingo
17:23Give us the juicy goss from last night
17:25What you see?
17:30Quiet, Lexi can hear you
17:32Oh Christ
17:39Good morning, people
17:42Good morning
17:43Good day in the villa
17:44Good morning
17:46How'd you sleep?
17:47I slept good
17:48Yeah, you can build me a princess castle for sleeping out here with you
17:57This is my eyebrows
17:59Yeah, they look great
18:00They're pushy?
18:01No, not pushy, I think you just slept on them, they're all going in different directions
18:04Sharing the debo with Kai outside last night was actually really romantic
18:14I feel like it did make us closer
18:25What it do, baby?
18:27So what do you think, um, what do you think Mateo's going to do with your missus?
18:37I don't know, ba, honestly
18:39Do you reckon he'll win her over?
18:40Nah
18:41No way, mate
18:42Look at me, ba
18:43Handsome man he is
18:44Hold on, hold on full second, mate
18:53Nice
18:54Bit sweaty
18:55Mateo
18:59I don't know why
19:00Mateo's body's hard as fuck, hey
19:01Do you reckon?
19:02Yeah
19:07I think he's into my missus
19:09Yeah, he definitely is into her
19:10Yeah
19:11I had a chat there
19:12I think last night
19:13Yesterday, yeah
19:14Yeah
19:15Matty boy's come in
19:16Big little Mateo
19:17Uh, Mick 2.0 I'd say
19:19Mick Junior
19:20You know, he's seeming like he's seeking a bit of inspiration from me here
19:23And, um, maybe even trying to get my girl
19:28But
19:31Back yourself, see how you go
19:32Back myself
19:33If he wants to make his moves on her, like I'm happy for him, like go ahead brother
19:39Game on
19:40Oh, he's in budgies
19:45Oh my god, baby's so zesty
19:48Sorry
19:49He needs to pull them down a little bit
19:50Yeah, they're like too high
19:52They're very distracting over there
19:54They're so distracting, stop looking at them
19:55It's kinda hot
19:56Girls
19:57Okay, sorry
19:58Trying to get the girls attention, but all they can do is stare at the men like, oh my god, wow, he is so hot
20:02I mean respectfully, fair enough, I would too
20:06What about you and Rossi?
20:07Yeah, how's this going?
20:08I don't know
20:09I can't tell if he likes me or not
20:14Like, even in bedtime, like as well, it's just like alright goodnight
20:18Roll over and go to sleep, like we're not very intimate
20:20So I'm actually dead ass, I'm just like, babe, if you like me can't tell, but if you don't then maybe just let me know so I can stop
20:27Yeah, I feel like you just need to have like an actual serious chat
20:29Correct
20:30Because you're like having all this fun like friendly banter, but like
20:33We haven't had a serious chat
20:34What's he doing, like, and if someone walks in tomorrow
20:36Exactly, if someone walks in tomorrow, like sold
20:39Like, he needs to realise that he can lose you
20:41Yeah
20:42I'm sorry, but you're a bad bitch
20:43He really needs to step up his game
20:45I love you, Roscoe, and I want the best for you
20:47Because there's always a bomb around the corner
20:49They need to remember that
20:50Yeah
20:51Wait, where is he?
20:52He's so paranoid
20:53He's right behind you
20:57You alright there, doll?
20:58Are you trying to eavesdrop?
20:59What are you doing there?
21:00Oh, no
21:01No, I'm just like trying to figure out my entry point
21:04Go on, we're talking about you
21:06Hurry up
21:10He was definitely trying to fucking eavesdrop
21:13Rossi, baby, we know what you're doing
21:15Okay, don't make out you're trying to hear something in the water
21:17Because there's no sounds under there, okay?
21:19So then I woke up this morning and I just sort of like
21:22I was like affectionate, but I just sort of let him be
21:24And then he just wasn't very affectionate or anything
21:26No, I was observing it this morning because I wasn't
21:28Yeah
21:29I noticed it last night without you having to tell me
21:31Yeah
21:32And went, hmmm
21:33Yeah, so
21:34I'm just saying, like, I'm not saying it to get in your head
21:36But I'm saying it to validate you
21:37And I can see where you're coming from
21:38Yeah
21:39And now he's, can you please go to that end of the pool?
21:42What?
21:43Hey, hey, hey!
21:44I'm trying to talk about you
21:45I'm doing laps, like pick a private, pick a private
21:47Do laps over near the flamingo
21:49He's so funny
21:51You can whisper, you want?
21:53Anyway
21:55Okay, well, so today, I think I need to talk to him
21:57Basically say, babes, do you like me? Cannot tell
22:00What do you think of the Ross and Sharon sitch, Pinky?
22:07Never mind
22:09Coming up
22:11Give it to me
22:13A juicy challenge
22:16Turns from sweet
22:18To sour
22:21What's going on?
22:23If Connor is being disingenuous
22:25Adios amigos
22:26Because I do not tolerate that fucking shit for a second
22:30I'll draw you in
22:39Like a moth
22:40To a flame
22:42There's romance everywhere on the streets of Spain
22:45How lovely
22:47There's romance in the villa too, you know
22:49Look!
22:50See?
22:51Romance!
22:52And...
22:54Motor...
22:55Bo-mance
22:56Well, it's diminishing returns really
22:57We work with what we have
22:58Except, Sharon
22:59Your energy was so flat this morning
23:00But I suppose you did just wake up
23:03I'm just getting used to
23:04Being around all these people
23:05Yeah
23:06And all this energy, like
23:08I understand that
23:09But I did say to the girls
23:11Just then and they noticed it too
23:13I was like, actually
23:14I actually can't tell if Ross likes me or not
23:17Because you're so
23:18Really?
23:19Yeah
23:20Because you're so, um
23:21You're too chill
23:22And you're not overly affectionate
23:23And you're not very overly
23:25Like
23:27Like
23:28You physically seem distant to me
23:29Like
23:30Do I?
23:31Like, not right now
23:32But like
23:33Yesterday
23:35During the day
23:36Like
23:37We're not really like
23:38Ever together
23:39We're sort of off
23:40Doing our own thing
23:41So I'm like
23:42Ooh
23:43Maybe he doesn't actually like me
23:44Because he seems to be
23:46Not around me
23:47No
23:48No I do like you
23:49Of course
23:50Okay
23:51Well maybe just make
23:52It more obvious
23:53That you like me
23:54I'm sorry
23:55Like what
23:56What would it look like?
23:57More, more
23:58You don't even kiss me in bed
23:59Like
24:00You don't even
24:01Like
24:02We don't
24:03We're not very physically affectionate
24:04I love cuddling you in bed
24:05Yeah
24:06But like bro
24:07We
24:08Like kiss goodnight
24:09And then that's it
24:12Well the first night
24:13You literally told me
24:14You're like
24:15I'm not gonna hook up
24:16I'm not gonna make out with you
24:17Like in bed
24:18It was day one
24:19Yeah but
24:20Well still
24:21I mean
24:22It just put me on the back foot
24:23Of like
24:24Okay maybe she doesn't like
24:25That much forward affection
24:26Oh no I do
24:27Well I thought it was more just like
24:28That wasn't what you wanted to do
24:29I didn't know it was because
24:30It was night one
24:31No it was night one
24:32Right
24:35She made it clear that
24:36She does want to make out in the bed
24:37And I guess I just had in the back of my mind
24:39That's not something she wants to do
24:40Because that's what she told me
24:41You know
24:42Yeah I feel like we've been very
24:44I'm glad we cleared that up
24:45Yeah
24:46I feel like we've just been a bit
24:48Stagnant
24:49The last few days
24:50We haven't
24:51You wanna take it to the next level
24:52Or
24:53You know
24:54Some night time kisses
24:55Some night time kisses
24:56Little hook up
24:58If you want my love
24:59Just ask me
25:00No pressure
25:03Oh yeah what princess would I be
25:17Like do you think
25:18Cinderella do you think
25:19Or wait
25:20Do you know princess
25:21Not really
25:22Maybe like fucking
25:23Tangled with short hair or something
25:24Because she's a bit of a bad bitch
25:26What's her name?
25:27Tangled
25:28What's her actual name?
25:29Yeah yeah
25:30What's her actual name?
25:31Is her real name Rapunzel?
25:33Oh yeah that's the one
25:34Honestly
25:35Honestly I feel like
25:36I'm a mix
25:37Of princesses
25:38I feel like
25:39I have
25:40Every single ball sack
25:41From each princess
25:42And I've just like
25:43Built like this
25:44Batty
25:45Girly little pink princess
25:46With these
25:47Fat
25:48Big
25:49Juicy balls
25:50That's the princess
25:51I think I am
25:52I really want to attend today
25:55Princess ballsack and her best friend's ex
25:58Coming to a theatre near you
26:00Also currently playing Tamara and Mateo chat
26:03While Mick rubs his face in a hat
26:06How do you feel about Lace sleeping out here?
26:09Like I obviously understand it
26:12Um
26:13Do I think she's as open as she said she was to me?
26:17Maybe not
26:18Does that make sense?
26:19Okay
26:20So you think
26:21Did she tell you she was open?
26:22Oh 100%
26:23Why?
26:24Like I probably wouldn't have picked her if it wasn't for that
26:26No I totally get that
26:27Yeah
26:28Because I feel like
26:29When
26:30They're talking
26:31I feel like they
26:32They tell each other they're pretty locked in
26:34Yeah
26:35So I don't
26:36It's interesting
26:37It is interesting eh
26:38How are you feeling towards your
26:40Like couple?
26:42Good
26:43But I definitely feel like
26:45He doesn't take a lot of stuff seriously
26:48Okay
26:49Sometimes I'll ask him a serious question
26:50He'll answer with a joke
26:51And I'm like
26:52Okay but are you gonna
26:53Give me the actual answer?
26:54And he doesn't
26:55So I'm just like
26:56Okay
26:57I'm like
26:58Do you like that?
26:59Or do you like
27:00Not like
27:01I like the humour for sure
27:02But I'm like
27:03It can't be all jokes all the time
27:04I feel like
27:05Like I feel like when I talk to you
27:06When push comes to shove
27:07Yeah
27:08Like I feel like when I talk to you
27:09You actually give me genuine answers
27:10So yeah
27:11I'm like
27:12I feel like I don't know a lot about him
27:13Okay
27:14Interesting
27:15Oh
27:16I'll tell you one thing
27:18Yeah bro
27:19I fucking
27:20I think I got an ick
27:22Oh no
27:23Yeah
27:24Physical ick?
27:25Yeah
27:26Nah just this fake tan on the hands really
27:28Oh okay
27:29I can't unsee it bro
27:30Yeah yeah
27:31It is like she's just dipped her hand in a honey jar
27:33Yeah well
27:34I'm icked out bro
27:38Nah
27:39I
27:40Sometimes I've been able to overcome an ick
27:41Nah
27:42Nah mate
27:43She's going to need some like bicarb soda and lemon on those hands
27:45Hey that's fine
27:46I mean look
27:47Sian's probably a bit on the demanding pushy side for my kind of chick too
27:50Percy
27:51Tarn is?
27:52Yeah
27:53You feel that?
27:54Yeah
27:55But like she's not perfect
27:56I'm sure I'm not perfect in her eyes
27:57Like
27:58I've gotten over icks before like quite quickly
28:00When you really think about it and it's not a big deal
28:02It's not a big deal
28:03It's really not because it's a temporary thing
28:05But like she's Irish bro so she's always going to be white
28:08And I like tans
28:10Oh
28:11It's a very very minor ick to have
28:14But I do truly think that he's setting himself up for
28:17Maybe she's into Matteo and if he gets dropped from that couple
28:23At least he'll have a reason that he's pre-empted and he'll be okay with it
28:26Do you know what I mean?
28:27Like it's a defence mechanism to protect his ego I think
28:29He's gone for it mate
28:31I'm joking
28:32I'm joking
28:33I'm joking
28:34Well
28:35Fair play to him he needs to
28:36Let him yeah
28:37Yeah I know but like
28:38I think I need another bomb
28:40Yeah for sure
28:43It's early days too
28:44It is it is
28:45I mean I only talked to you last night for the first time
28:47Yeah yeah
28:48Yeah I was like this is like our second conversation
28:49I feel like that kind of like was like what the fuck I didn't expect that at all
28:53What?
28:54I just didn't expect us to click I feel like coming in like we just probably just kind of shut each other off
28:58Because we're like the new bombshells and what not and then I feel like you and I get along
29:01Yeah we definitely do
29:03Kind of just like you know when you kind of just get someone
29:05Yeah I feel like we're kind of somewhat on the same level for sure
29:07Yeah yeah yeah
29:08It helps
29:09Same fucking
29:10Same like maturity
29:11Same
29:12Yeah
29:13Same bit
29:14Like it's just like it's all there
29:15We're balancing out pretty well
29:16Yeah I agree
29:17Yeah for sure
29:18Matteo has just got this really calm energy about him and I think he shares a lot more and
29:23more voluntarily without you kind of having to dig as much and it's been really nice getting
29:28to know him
29:29Don't worry our Irish Queen your fake tan hands are perfect
29:35As the Islanders play about Ross has decided to start the girls primary school education from scratch
29:42Gabby Gabby and Lacey this is a strawberry okay
29:45Oh
29:47Ross
29:49I got a text
29:51I got a text
29:53Oh no I'm sick
29:56Islanders prepare your peaches and plums
30:01It's time to find out what the superfans really think about you
30:05Oh
30:06No
30:07No
30:08You're off to the Garden of Eden for today's challenge
30:11Forbidden fruit
30:13Hashtag original sin
30:15Hashtag rotten or ripe
30:17I'm guessing we're all going to hell
30:21Superfans god what have they been seeing I'm a little bit nervous
30:24I do have a bit of a loud mouth so
30:26Oh
30:27Sorry
30:28I wish I had an ass
30:29Maybe I should put another pair of undies on underneath just so
30:31Yeah I'll be patting the backside more than the front though
30:33Yeah
30:34Now's the time to strike the blade to my plane
30:38Do you think that this could like possibly stir the pot between people a little?
30:42I think so yeah
30:46You're literally rocking a sock
30:50Oh yeah baby
30:52Well it looks alright doesn't it?
30:55Does it look fake?
30:56Is there going to be drama?
30:57Is there going to be tears?
30:58Is there going to be laughing?
31:01I actually have no idea it's bloody different every single day in here
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31:28Oh, Omni stuffed with socks and happy faces
31:53I can't see either staying intact
31:55Because a die hard group of fans known as the super fans
31:59Have been watching a feed from the villa
32:01And now the Islanders are about to get their first insight
32:04Into what the super fans think of them
32:07It's Forbidden Thrill
32:12Let's go
32:13Couples will make a sexy entrance to the Garden of Eden
32:16An apple a day keeps the doctor away
32:18And one big bottle of my banana is going to keep you up on that baby girl
32:23Oh my god
32:25Give it to me
32:28Was it hot and sexy?
32:30I would say it was more messy and gross
32:32But that's part of the fun isn't it?
32:34There then read a question that was put to the super fans
32:37What percentage of super fans thinks Tamara and Mick could win Love Island as a couple?
32:43I really don't know what the super fans are going to be thinking
32:46But we're going to run with high
32:48We think the answer is 70%
32:51We think the answer is 17%
32:55We've known each other for 24 hours love
32:59It's boys versus girls and the Islander closest to the correct percentage wins
33:05The correct answer is 15%
33:08I think it was a fair reflection
33:12We've had a good initial connection but it's so new and fresh
33:17I think Tamara and I would definitely have better chemistry
33:21Let's to fondle some forbidden fruit
33:23It's Sharon and Ross
33:25Oh Ross
33:26Yes darling
33:27My papaya is throbbing for you
33:29Oh baby
33:30It was my first time going down a papaya and I kind of liked it
33:39Always a good move to see the men
33:41Pleasure the papaya first, ladies first, please and thank you
33:47Ross and I are very excited to spice this challenge up
33:50We're making it extra wet baby
33:53What percentage of super fans think that Sharon and Ross have good sexual chemistry?
33:58Oh
34:01Oh that's rough because we've been talking about it
34:03Earlier today we chatted this all out
34:05I definitely know that this one will be low
34:08Ross and I have not been on the same page about our intimacy
34:11We think the answer is 18%
34:15We think the answer is 30%
34:20The correct answer is 24%
34:26Oh smack bang in the middle
34:28Pretty good
34:29Oh shit
34:30Yeah but I know I feel differently babe
34:33So do I
34:34Moving forward that 24% is way too low in my mind
34:38I think more kissing and a bit more PDA
34:41Let's get that shit up
34:42Let's get that shit up
34:47I'm so hungry
34:49I need some food
34:50Oh
34:52Can I offer you some fresh melon?
34:53No
35:01I was up in there like melon melon
35:03Oh my god
35:04Oh my god my kiss with Jotham is sexy, it's spicy, it's spicy
35:12What percentage of super fans think Gabby could have her head turned by a new bum?
35:18Ooh
35:20Ooh
35:21I am literally with Jotham 24-7 in here
35:24I think we have probably one of the strongest connections in here
35:27But I don't know how I'm coming across
35:29We think the answer is 50%
35:32Ooh
35:33We think the answer is 50%
35:37Oh
35:39The correct answer is 69%
35:44Oh wait 69%
35:47So 70% of them think I'm gonna have my head turned
35:5069
35:5269% I'm like actually shocked
35:55Never say never but I feel like I'm really locked in with Jotham
35:58And I don't think another man could turn my head
36:04Look I think that her head would change
36:06I'm not gonna lie
36:07If someone gave her enough attention
36:09You know anything could happen
36:14There's nothing better than a big juicy peach
36:16Oh
36:18You can say that again
36:27The kiss with Connor
36:28It was actually so good
36:31It was sexy
36:32It was fruity
36:33It was fun
36:34We're normally so vanilla
36:36What percentage of super fans think that Connor is genuinely looking for love?
36:45100%
36:46100%
36:47What do you reckon?
36:48I think 90 plus
36:49Connor's a lover boy
36:50This one's high for sure
36:51We think the number is 92%
36:55100%
36:56We think the answer is 91%
36:58Oh
37:02I'm in here for the right reasons
37:03This one's gonna be high
37:05The correct answer is
37:1011%
37:11What are they saying that we're not?
37:12Yeah what are they saying that we're not boys?
37:13Look look what do they know?
37:26It was a bit of a what the fuck
37:28I'm here for love but believe what you want to believe
37:30Oh she didn't kiss back
37:35Oh
37:36I feel so rattled
37:38If Connor is being disingenuous
37:40One thing I've learnt since coming to Spain
37:42Is how to say adios amigos
37:44Because I do not tolerate that fucking shit for a second
37:47And I never will
37:48Mmm what a lovely pair
37:55Thanks babe I grew them myself
38:05Yum spicy
38:09It's a pretty passionate kiss
38:10We had a bit of fruit on us so it was like even more kind of saucy
38:14Yeah
38:18It was fucking hard to watch
38:20Lacey like wants high standards and shit from me
38:23And doesn't want me to kiss anyone
38:25But can go and kiss who she wants
38:27Makes me look like a mug
38:28What percentage of superfans think Matteo is the most genuine islander in the villa?
38:37I'm genuinely in this villa looking for love
38:40That answer should be like a million percent
38:4311%
38:4415%
38:45Yeah
38:46All us girls think that this is going to be low
38:48We think the answer is 65%
38:52We think that the number is 11%
38:55Oh
38:56Fuck yous that's crazy
38:58That's crazy
38:59It's hard not to be insulted by that
39:01I literally stopped my life to come on here for love
39:05And for that to kind of get shoved in your face
39:07I don't know it was like a kick in the like dick
39:09The correct answer is
39:1590%
39:16Oh
39:1790%
39:18Oh
39:19Yeah
39:2090% Matteo let's go
39:21Sorry
39:22We love you
39:23Don't be sorry you're alright
39:24He's one of the most genuine people I've ever met
39:26So I understood why he was upset that the girls put his percentage so low
39:32Help me my plums are leaking
39:38Did someone call a plumber?
39:42Don't go
39:44Come on call a plumber
39:52Oh
39:54Oh
39:55Oh
39:56Yeah I definitely knew Lacey would have been looking at me but
39:58Fuck the off for kissing from my tail
40:00after her kissing from the tail,
40:02two can play that game.
40:05Oh!
40:06Oh my God!
40:07What the crap!
40:08Oh my God!
40:11Oh my God!
40:13If we're gonna go tip for tap, mate,
40:15I'll always win that game, so yeah.
40:18That's ruthless.
40:19That's actually ruthless.
40:20That's what it is,
40:21because he told me he wouldn't touch her again.
40:23Kai, if you're gonna kiss your ex,
40:26don't promise me that you're not going to kiss your ex.
40:29You know what I mean?
40:30Don't make a promise that you can't keep.
40:32What percentage of superfans
40:35think Yana and Kai
40:37will end up boyfriend and girlfriend again?
40:44This one's so hard.
40:45I am absolutely on the edge of my seat.
40:47Things with Kai and Lacey are going well,
40:50but Kai and Yana, they're exes in one bedroom,
40:54together, sharing a bed.
40:56We think the answer is 85%.
40:59I agree.
41:00I agree.
41:01We think the answer is 70%.
41:03The correct answer is 52%.
41:14Ooh!
41:15Split the group.
41:16Split the group.
41:17Split the group.
41:18I think the superfans would like to maybe see a love story come out of this,
41:24but, yeah, I don't know.
41:26When are you guys getting back together?
41:29I mean, Yana and Kai is exciting, definitely.
41:31I like the idea of it.
41:32I think it's cute.
41:33I think it's like a romance movie, really.
41:34Maybe a bit of a tragic one, but nonetheless, still a good story.
41:38He has been telling me that he's all for me.
41:44He doesn't want anyone else and he wants nothing to do with her.
41:49I just feel like, why can't there just be one time where I don't have to get hurt?
41:57I just don't understand.
41:58Like, all I want is just a normal relationship.
42:04Oh, you always hold behind all I know.
42:23The forbidden fruit challenge has left a sour taste.
42:26Thankfully, work experience Lucy is outside with the cattle prod
42:30to make sure the islanders look happy upon their return.
42:33Oh, my gosh.
42:34Five hits.
42:35Yes, five hits.
42:36Five hits.
42:37Let's chat, girls.
42:38Let's chat.
42:39How is everyone...
42:40How are you feeling?
42:41Because that was quite intense.
42:42How do you feel about your answer?
42:43I don't know.
42:44I feel like I can't...
42:45I think you guys know me the best.
42:47That was the biggest curveball of the night.
42:48Yeah.
42:49Yeah.
42:50I don't think I've faked myself once in here.
42:51What percent was that again?
42:52Eleven.
42:53Eleven.
42:54Do you know what I think it is?
42:55I think it's shifted.
42:56Is there a thing of coming here with a game plan of just being in love
42:59and staying in love?
43:00Yeah.
43:01Don't open yourself up enough to different people.
43:03Yeah, I haven't given other people chances.
43:04Yeah, but why would you when you've got something strong going on?
43:06That's my point.
43:07It obviously doesn't sound great.
43:09The last thing I'd want Izzy to think is that I'm just sort of in here to play a game.
43:13I'm just pretty desperate to have a chat to her and just see where her head's at.
43:17Are you wigged out?
43:18Yeah.
43:19Are you really?
43:20Yeah, a little.
43:21Do you doubt it or...?
43:22Because I just don't know what's being said behind my back and that rigs me up because
43:24I feel like I've been around so many ingenuine people in my life and I'm like just don't
43:28want to like have that happen to me again.
43:30Do you get the vibe at all?
43:31Because I'm like actually starting to catch feelings.
43:34Yeah, that one.
43:35Deep down I've been feeling is this too good to be true?
43:39I feel like my guard is coming down and to hear that just makes me feel really uncomfortable
43:44and vulnerable and exposed.
43:45Right, Yana babe?
43:46Oh yeah, me.
43:48I think 50-50 is like fair enough for them to think.
43:51Yeah.
43:52Like I have been upset.
43:53Yeah.
43:54You are exes.
43:55It was recent.
43:56Yeah, it is exes.
43:57It was recent.
43:58They're not sure.
43:59Yeah.
44:00So like it's not like they're sure or anything really.
44:01How are you feeling doll?
44:02Um...
44:03I don't know.
44:05I feel like...
44:07this just happens to me.
44:09Sorry.
44:10I'm not upset at you babe.
44:11Yeah.
44:12Like sorry.
44:13No, I knew this was coming.
44:15It's okay baby.
44:16Take your time.
44:17Oh, I wanted to fuck off from that debrief.
44:21Talk to us.
44:22Talk to us.
44:23How are you feeling?
44:24Talk.
44:25I think it's like the fact that like every time I'm happy with someone it just gets
44:30taken away.
44:31Like I'm always the one that like puts on my heart.
44:35Maybe.
44:36No, that's okay.
44:37I feel like...
44:38Do you feel like he's like...
44:39It's okay.
44:40I just feel like...
44:41I feel like I get more upset at myself because when I do like someone I do kind of just really
44:48love so easily and like that's why I just get hurt because like I just...
44:54I want to talk about the next big thing was um... Lacey's reaction.
45:00Yeah.
45:01Yeah.
45:02I feel like Lacey's burning eyes into you as if it's your choice.
45:05Look like she got in there.
45:06They got into it.
45:07Like juicy.
45:08All that shit.
45:09It's a challenge mate.
45:10If she can go in there and just do that.
45:12Like what are you...
45:13I'm just gonna go oh yeah cool.
45:14Like you know what I mean.
45:15It's a double standard there.
45:16Like she's going and getting into work here but then you're not allowed to.
45:19Yeah I mean I can see why Kai's upset.
45:21Like she's painting him a bit as the bad guy.
45:24Again like what...
45:25Which is kind of what happened to me in a sense.
45:27You know I don't know man.
45:28Like it's a...
45:29It's given off quite immature vibes to be honest with you.
45:31Um...
45:32I'm just thinking Lacey's going around in circles.
45:34She doesn't know what she wants and going from one triangle to another.
45:37And I don't really want that in a woman at all.
45:39So...
45:40Yeah.
45:41You honestly doll like conserve your energy.
45:43Yeah.
45:44And only give it to the people who deserve it when they deserve it.
45:46Yeah.
45:47Be a mirror to the actions.
45:48I reckon wait for him to speak to you about it.
45:50Don't go killing him.
45:51I'm not gonna...
45:52Spend the day with the girls like...
45:53Yeah.
45:54Don't say anything to you.
45:55No no no no.
45:56Yeah no of course not.
45:57If he doesn't pull me.
45:58Yeah.
45:59And reassure me.
46:00Yeah.
46:01I don't want that.
46:02Why would I want that?
46:03Wait for him to come reassure you.
46:04Yeah.
46:05Yeah.
46:06Oh no we don't care.
46:08Don't need a billionaire.
46:10Only 11% of the super fans think Connor is genuinely looking for love in the villa.
46:15Don't worry pal.
46:16Only 11% of viewers think my jokes are funny and I still have a job.
46:20You'll be fine.
46:21I wasn't expecting that.
46:22Like I'm a good judge of character.
46:24Yeah.
46:25But then like obviously everyone else has seen a different thing and it like kind of like
46:30stresses me out.
46:32Of course.
46:33Yeah it's not nice to hear.
46:34Why do you think that they rated you 11%?
46:36I try not to read into it because I know what we've got.
46:39Yeah.
46:40I just don't want you to like.
46:41I just don't want to be with someone who's like coming on here for exposure and like.
46:43Yeah.
46:44No 100%.
46:45Playing the game because like I'm not staying with you to play it safe.
46:47I'm staying with you because I genuinely like you.
46:49For me it's just making me question how genuine he actually is because my biggest fear
46:53is that I'm being partnered up with someone who's not actually coming to this villa for
46:57like if I wanted to be in here and stay in here as long as I could I think I'd be keeping
47:03my options a bit more open.
47:04Like I didn't even talk to Tamara when she come in.
47:06Yeah.
47:07Do you know what I mean?
47:08Like I haven't, I haven't even showed half the people in here who I am because I'm set
47:12on you.
47:13Like I want to get to know you.
47:14Trust is so important in a relationship and I don't expect her to just give it to me
47:20but I think I've earned it pretty well in here.
47:22There's nothing you're not telling me though?
47:23No.
47:24Okay.
47:25Yeah.
47:26Like I said we just have to trust each other.
47:27Yeah.
47:28Because it will come out.
47:29Exactly.
47:30And I will find out.
47:31Yes.
47:32Exactly.
47:33Like I said baby.
47:34Keep on keeping on.
47:36When you're a dad you're going to make the most embarrassing jokes.
47:39I feel like he was very honest with me so I'm going to trust Connor but I still will
47:43have my wits about me.
47:44I don't fuck around.
47:45Okay.
47:46I'm glad we talked.
47:47Mmm.
47:48Mmm.
47:49Mmm.
47:50It's nice and cold.
47:51Is it?
47:52Mmm.
47:53Let me have another sip.
47:54I'm very happy with the way that conversation ended and it ended on a kiss so super fans.
48:06Lacey was upset that Kai kissed Yana so passionately in the challenge and has been waiting so long
48:12for him to come chat to her that she's fallen into a deep sleep.
48:15Things are real mysterious man.
48:17I think there's a full number so I'll do that no one knows.
48:19Mysterious and makes a lot.
48:20Ah priorities Kai.
48:21I feel like he's a copper mate.
48:22I feel like he's in it a real moment.
48:23I feel like he's in it a real moment.
48:24So tired.
48:25The fact that he didn't really try to pull me for a chat I think I'm done.
48:37I'm ready to turn lesbian.
48:39So sign me up.
48:40I'm just very protective of where I put my energy.
48:43Dada.
48:44You're protective of your energy.
48:45Of where I put it.
48:46Or maybe I'm not gonna have anyone.
48:48I don't know what the word is for that but what's the word when you're just into yourself
48:52and you're into no one else cause that's where I'm at.
48:54Are you okay babe?
48:58Girls I just need to sit on the toilet and fart for a second okay?
49:01Anything?
49:02No.
49:03No.
49:06I'm just done.
49:07Like I can't be fucked.
49:09I'm mentally checked out.
49:10With everything.
49:11I think you really need to chat to him first before you check.
49:15No but he's showing up he doesn't care.
49:17He doesn't give a flying fuck.
49:18He's not that fucking yappy yappy yappy shinnis.
49:20Yeah.
49:21More shit comes out of his mouth than his asshole that's for sure.
49:23He's got no balls.
49:24He's a little though.
49:25He actually has no balls.
49:26It's an actually inverted dick.
49:27What a little shit.
49:28I think his behaviour is giving like inverted dick behaviour.
49:46Like your dick is actually inverted through your asshole and it's pushing the shit right
49:58up through your mouth.
49:59That's why he talks so much shit.
50:01You can fuck right off hey.
50:06More shit comes out of your mouth than your asshole babe.
50:10What do you mean?
50:11You can't say that.
50:12Nah.
50:13I'm done.
50:14I'm actually done.
50:15What do you mean?
50:16You can't say you're going to be neutral about it and not do that and you go and suck his
50:19face like nothing.
50:20Get him to pretty much suck your tits.
50:21Like what do you want me to do?
50:22Just go oh yeah cool and just get mugged off.
50:24Okay.
50:25We both said like we wanted to be neutral about it and like you go and do that.
50:28Like it's pretty shit.
50:29He just kind of stood there and was like yeah we should go for it.
50:32I don't even know what he really said to be honest because his vocabulary is like the
50:36vocabulary of a two year old.
50:38Do you not get where I'm coming from?
50:39Like I feel like if I just didn't do anything then I'll just look like an absolute mug and
50:43look like a loser.
50:44You can just leave.
50:45Just go.
50:46What?
50:47Just actually just go.
50:48I don't really want to add.
50:49I actually don't want anything to do with you anymore.
50:51But how is that fair?
50:53It's a different situation babe.
50:55What's so like I just want so you want you just want to neck on with everyone you want?
50:59Kai just fuck off.
51:00Just go.
51:01Fucking piss take that.
51:03Fuck me dude.
51:04You're a fucking piss take.
51:05What a joke eh.
51:08What a joke mate.
51:25Handsome Prince inverted dick has come to the pool.
51:39Having just told Princess Ballsack she was a joke after she told him to F off.
51:45If Disney doesn't bid for the rights to make this film they can kiss next year's box office goodbye.
51:51Bye.
51:52Bye man.
51:53Okay.
51:54Is she just doing this from the last arm?
51:55What who?
51:56What the?
51:57What?
51:58I'm just both talking to you.
51:59You're a fucker.
52:00I don't know.
52:01You're a peal.
52:02I don't want to.
52:03She just blew up in me going I can't believe you're a peal.
52:04You can't even say that.
52:05I was like what do you think I'm not necking any girl this whole time and you can neck on
52:18every single bloke and she's like a different.
52:20I'm like you know it's a piss take and you get the fuck out with that and I'm like yeah
52:24righto bud.
52:27Um yeah I just told Kai to fuck off because I did just want him to fuck right off.
52:33How was that fair?
52:35So much yeah.
52:36How was that fair bro?
52:37And that was like she just pretty much called me in just like got embarrassed me and I was
52:40like well how was that?
52:41She called you in just to tell you that?
52:43She goes you're a fucking joke and I went there and just threw him the door going like
52:45how's that fair?
52:46Yeah.
52:47I'm not.
52:48Kai walking down to the pool he was definitely quite heated.
52:51Like you think you're going to fucking treat me like that?
52:53Just not really making sense of himself either just spitting words out kind of thing.
52:58It's definitely a familiar act so I know what was going on there.
53:05I watched my sister shake.
53:12Oh Lace.
53:13Can we give a cut off babe?
53:15Nah I'm okay.
53:16I think I'm just so done.
53:18Like I'm so mentally deranged babe.
53:19I think you guys need to have a proper chat though.
53:21Like just.
53:22Whose idea was it?
53:24To bring in cock head Kai.
53:26Hold me down.
53:27Don't let me go.
53:28Don't let me turn around.
53:29I think you guys need to just have a chat when you both aren't like.
53:33Obviously it's heated right now.
53:35Come and have a normal conversation with me.
53:37Don't walk past smirking at me.
53:38I'm sick and tired of the male species.
53:47Every single conversation I have with a man I somehow lose more brain cells.
53:54And it's almost as if I don't like I already don't have brain cells.
53:59But I'm just going in the negatives.
54:01I know you guys are heated right now.
54:04Don't settle.
54:05You guys need to have a proper chat when you both aren't heated.
54:08I'm just throwing drain babe.
54:09I have no.
54:10I have nothing left in me to like.
54:13I know how you feel.
54:14Have another like.
54:16I'm literally becoming a therapist for my ex-boyfriend and my best friend to get together.
54:19Like what's going on here?
54:22Ah.
54:23Another day in paradise eh?
54:24Another day in paradise.
54:25Another day in paradise.
54:26Another day in paradise.
54:27Kai!
54:32Am I ready?
54:33Huh?
54:34Kai!
54:37Do you want to go for a chat?
54:41Mmm.
54:45Where?
54:46Where am I?
54:47Where am I?
54:48There?
54:49Sure.
54:50The fact that I had to pull you for a chat is fucking pissing me off.
54:54What do you mean?
54:55I've been trying to talk to you and you said no like three times.
54:57You literally just, like you didn't really try.
54:59Let's be real.
55:00Come on.
55:01Ahhh.
55:02I feel like it's so dull.
55:05I get where you're coming from but I feel like it's such double standards when we both
55:08say like, let's not.
55:09But you said to me, you promise you won't do that again knowing how much it hurt me the
55:13first time.
55:14Yeah, if you show me mutual respect and you're on the same basis.
55:16But I have Kai.
55:17I have.
55:21Then you go and suck his face.
55:23It was not to that extent.
55:24But how does that lay out?
55:25Come on, you know that.
55:26How does that lay out?
55:27You know that, babe.
55:28You know that.
55:30I've never tried to intentionally hurt you whereas you've intentionally hurt me.
55:34I'm not intentionally doing anything.
55:35I'm intentionally not hurting myself.
55:36Well yeah, you did, babe.
55:37Because you literally said, oh, well she kissed old mate so I'm going to, yeah, let's
55:40do it.
55:41Well, look, I'm not going to make a mug out of myself.
55:43But this is what I'm saying.
55:44You're saying that I'm playing games but that to me is playing games.
55:46You think this is tic-tac.
55:47Yeah, I'm playing.
55:48I'm just playing what you're playing.
55:49That's how I see it.
55:50I'm not playing games, Kai, though.
55:51What are you saying?
55:52I'm not playing.
55:53Well then I don't know what you're doing then.
55:54You tell me one thing there and then you do the opposite.
55:55You've done it the whole time.
55:58So do you get where I'm coming from?
55:59I have not done it the whole time.
56:00I never wanted to do that.
56:02Well then don't do it.
56:03This is what I'm saying.
56:04You don't have to do it just to get back at me.
56:06That's what I'm saying.
56:07It's like childish behaviour.
56:13The whole time you've been playing games with me.
56:15Are you fucking kidding me?
56:17It's been tic-for-tat the whole fucking time.
56:19It hasn't, Kai.
56:20It has.
56:21It has not been tic-for-tat.
56:22It has the whole fucking time.
56:23No it hasn't.
56:24It's just him being a gaslighting motherfucker.
56:27Like it just makes no sense to me at all.
56:29And like it just doesn't.
56:31It just fuck, oh.
56:33Honestly, I would not have cared if it was anyone else.
56:36It's just the fact that you have said you want nothing to do here.
56:39And I am, yeah.
56:40And look at the situation.
56:41The whole time you've been put in a position to prove that to me.
56:43You've like gone against me.
56:44Yeah and you're not proving it to me either.
56:46But the banana snap was still like.
56:47Oh you're actually a joke.
56:48Oh mate.
56:49You're actually a joke.
56:50I don't know.
56:51We'll have fun with you new boys.
56:52Don't keep cutting with you.
56:53Because I'm done with this shit.
56:54Like I don't know what you want me to do.
56:56Treat me like a mug.
57:01As much as I sound like a complete fucking idiot.
57:08I was really, really starting to like him.
57:24Sure, it looks like there's a lot of turmoil in the villa.
57:31But I can assure you next time there is plenty of romance.
57:36Oh and a massive fire pit with a dumping no one will see you coming.
57:40Next time...
57:43There's high romance on horseback.
57:46Wait, mine's going to the toilet.
57:48Oh yeah.
57:49You let it go baby.
57:52And in the hideaway.
57:54I can't believe we're having alone time.
57:56I have been thinking about alone time with Jotham so much.
57:59Like, oh he's so sexy.
58:02Then...
58:04I wish I was here for a chit chat.
58:06But unfortunately, this isn't a social visit.
58:09A selfie sized surprise.
58:12Will all the boys please stand up?
58:15Tonight, someone will be dumped.
58:22Holy shit.
58:24Holy...
58:25He he he he he he he he...
58:27Wow!
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