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Love Island Australia S07E10
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00:00Previously on Love Island Australia
00:10The boy that I would like to couple up with is...
00:12Mick.
00:13Tamara and Mateo made a steal!
00:16The girl I would like to couple up with is...
00:19Lazy.
00:20Lazy?
00:21You look pretty shocked by that.
00:23Yeah!
00:25And after a recoupling...
00:28The boy I would like to couple up with is...
00:30Rossy baby.
00:31Connor.
00:32Jotham.
00:34Yana made a heartbreaking decision!
00:37The boy I would like to couple up with tonight is...
00:40Kai.
00:42And Cooper and his cowboy hat went bye-bye!
00:46Yee-haw!
00:48Toonight!
00:55I can't tell if he likes me or not.
00:57Does Ross give a toss?
00:59He physically seemed distant to me.
01:01I feel like we've just been a bit...
01:03...sagnant.
01:05And the Islanders sample some forbidden fruit!
01:09It was sexy!
01:10It was fun!
01:11We're normally so vanilla!
01:13But not everyone!
01:15It makes me look like a mug.
01:17Too can play like I am.
01:18Likes the taste!
01:20If you're gonna kiss your ex, don't promise me that you're not going to kiss your ex.
01:25Kiss your ex.
01:26Kiss your ex.
01:27I'm done.
01:28What do you mean?
01:29You're gonna suck his face?
01:30Like what do you want me to do?
01:31Just go, oh yeah cool and just get mugged off?
01:33But how is that fair?
01:34Kai, just f*** off!
01:36Just go!
01:37What a joke, eh?
01:39What a joke, eh?
01:43A night of high drama and recoupling saw Yana having to choose between Cooper and ex-boyfriend Kai.
02:02It was a simple choice.
02:03Her ex, who allegedly cheated on her and has been macking on with her best friend in front of her.
02:08Or Cooper, with whom she had no beef.
02:11Unfortunately for Cooper, Yana's an absolute carnivore.
02:20How are you feeling?
02:21You alright?
02:22I'm f***ing full on.
02:25You alright?
02:26Yeah.
02:27It's a bit hard though.
02:28I need to have a chat with Yana.
02:30Yeah.
02:31Alright.
02:37Yana's about out here.
02:38I'm good.
02:39Yeah.
02:41How are you feeling?
02:42Hey.
02:43Cool.
02:44I don't think I like you.
02:45I know what you said to do.
02:46Sit.
02:47Um, yeah.
02:48I'm speechless, eh?
02:49Oh, that's a bit wet.
02:50Before anything, I just want to let you know I didn't pick you to be with you. I picked you because I know that you have a connection in here.
02:54Yeah, I'm very grateful that you chose me.
02:55Yeah.
02:56That wouldn't have been easy for you.
02:57Yeah.
02:58Like, that wouldn't have been easy for you.
02:59Yeah.
03:00And I want you to pursue that.
03:01Because I know she likes you a lot.
03:02And you like her a lot.
03:03And I know that Cooper didn't really have a connection in here and I wouldn't feel comfortable.
03:04Um, trying to get a connection with him.
03:05Yeah.
03:06Um, trying to get a connection with him.
03:07So, yeah.
03:08I'm so happy to be with you.
03:09I picked you because I know that you have a connection in here.
03:12Yeah, I'm very grateful that you chose me.
03:13Yeah.
03:14Like, that wouldn't have been easy for you.
03:17Yep.
03:18And I want you to pursue that because I know she likes you a lot and you like her a lot.
03:25And I know that Cooper didn't really have a connection in here and I wouldn't feel comfortable, um, trying to get a connection with him.
03:34So, yeah.
03:35I wanted to give you the chance with her, even though it fucking kills me to watch, but...
03:50I appreciate that, I actually really do. That's actually really nice.
03:55Yeah, I'm actually stunned. I don't even have a lot to try.
03:59I don't even know how I'm at here, actually, if I'm honest with you.
04:06Yeah, I wanted to see you walk out of those walls so badly, I'm not gonna lie.
04:10I bet you did.
04:12But, yeah, at the end of the day, I'd rather hurt one person than two.
04:18So...
04:21That's very mature.
04:24I hope Kai has the smarts tonight to know that I have the bed and he's on the daybed,
04:29because, yeah, he owes me a solid after that.
04:34Fabulous.
04:35I'm so good at this.
04:36Oh, jeez, how many pillows am I getting? There's gonna be no chair left.
04:39There you go.
04:40Take a seat.
04:41I've got a nice sort of thing going on with Tamara, you know?
04:43It's kind of what I wanted.
04:45A model, tall, skinny, beautiful, coming in, picking me.
04:50It's great, you know?
04:52Did you have an idea of who Mateo was gonna pick?
04:55No.
04:56I could not...
04:58Well, yeah.
04:59I thought he was gonna pick you, aren't I?
05:00I did too.
05:01Yeah, that surprised me.
05:03And then I knew she was gonna pick Kai, to be honest.
05:06Yeah, I did too.
05:07Although, I'm gonna say no surprise, but I knew.
05:09I did too.
05:10Okay.
05:11Anyway.
05:12Give me a cuddle.
05:13You're still a ****, I swear to God.
05:17I still hate your fucking guts.
05:19Oh my goodness, mate.
05:20I think...
05:21Oh, he's walking with his hand on it.
05:22Yeah, he's still a gentleman.
05:23Still a gentleman, but they literally hated each other.
05:25Yeah, but that's a nice story, isn't it?
05:26That's like real love, coming back.
05:27Do you think...
05:28Do you think that they could possibly...
05:29Like, yeah.
05:30I...
05:31Yeah.
05:32I...
05:33Yeah.
05:34I don't know if I'm meant to say that, but I think it...
05:35I know.
05:36Yeah.
05:37Yeah.
05:38Yeah.
05:39Yeah.
05:40I don't know if I meant to say that, but I think...
05:41Yeah.
05:42Yeah.
05:43Yeah.
05:44Yeah.
05:45Yeah.
05:46Yeah.
05:47Yeah.
05:48But that's a nice story, isn't it?
05:49That's like real love, coming back.
05:51Do you think...
05:52Do you think that they could possibly...
05:54Like, yeah.
05:55I...
05:56Yeah.
05:57I don't know if I could say that, but I think it...
05:58And I'll...
05:59Hey, guys.
06:00Come hang out.
06:01Come hang out.
06:02I don't really want to hang out with you.
06:04If I'm honest with you.
06:07Yeah.
06:08Yeah.
06:09Mmm.
06:10Um...
06:11I don't think...
06:14Hmm?
06:15Can I have a chat?
06:16After you're done.
06:17Of course.
06:18Yeah.
06:20Um...
06:21Yeah.
06:22Um...
06:23Yeah.
06:24This whole situation has been really messy.
06:31Um...
06:32And I can understand that would have been really hard.
06:34Mmm.
06:35And weird thing for Jana.
06:36Yeah, of course.
06:37Weird thing for him.
06:38Weird thing for me.
06:39Like...
06:40Mm-hmm.
06:41It's the whole thing is just the biggest headache.
06:43Mm-hmm.
06:44And a mess.
06:45Mm-hmm.
06:46Like, that ex situation.
06:47Mm-hmm.
06:48Mm-hmm.
06:49Oh, my God.
06:50Mateo picking me.
06:51I was not expecting that.
06:53Like...
06:54Babes.
06:55The titties were, in fact, very blindsided.
06:58Especially my right one.
07:00Because this one's, like, more, like, stronger.
07:02Like, very more powerful.
07:04She was blindsided, babe.
07:08Your face fit down there.
07:10You're fucking...
07:11Babe, I was not expecting that.
07:12Yeah, yeah.
07:13I didn't think you would be anyways.
07:14But do you know what?
07:15Well, I feel like we did have a really cool chat.
07:18Mm.
07:19Are you excited?
07:20I'm curious.
07:21Yeah.
07:22I'm...
07:23Honestly.
07:24Honestly, honestly.
07:25Mixed emotions.
07:26Like...
07:27Yeah.
07:28Yeah.
07:29Mixed emotions.
07:30Um...
07:31What do you mean?
07:32Like...
07:36I...
07:39I don't know.
07:42Yeah.
07:43Cool.
07:44Yeah, it's a weird, weird situation.
07:47Like, I feel like no guy wants to pick a girl
07:49and them having, like, that mixed emotions about that choice.
07:53I know it was so, like, sudden,
07:54and she hasn't had time to process it,
07:56but it also gave me a sense of
07:58she doesn't really know 100% what she wants.
08:01So, could you put it on me?
08:02So, could you put it on me?
08:07Baby, you've got one night.
08:08So, could you put it on me?
08:12Yeah.
08:14And so you're sleeping on the day bed?
08:16Yeah, I don't know.
08:17I'm stuck even yet, but, yeah.
08:18Cos I could go back to bed with old mate if you want.
08:20Oh, I don't know.
08:21I don't know.
08:22I don't want anything.
08:23I don't want anything.
08:24Okay.
08:25Not at all.
08:26Hmm.
08:31I genuinely did think that Kai was going to be going home tonight,
08:34so I never want to take a kiss from Kai for granted again.
08:38What?
08:39Um.
08:40I'm happy.
08:41I'm happy.
08:42I'm happy.
08:43It's been a crazy fucking night.
08:45Take your bloody hands out of your bloody pants.
08:48Shh.
08:49Stop making it sus.
08:50Wait.
08:51Wait.
08:52Wait.
08:53Wait.
08:54Wait.
08:55Wait.
08:56Wait.
08:57Wait.
08:58Wait.
08:59Wait.
09:00Wait.
09:01Wait.
09:02Wait.
09:03Wait.
09:04Wait.
09:05Wait.
09:06Wait.
09:07Wait.
09:08Just make it sus yourself, babe.
09:09No, I wasn't trying.
09:11Damn boy.
09:18His PP went yay-yay.
09:20And I was like, nay-nay.
09:22Sorry.
09:23Speaking of small erections, did you know the Villa team erected the TP in just 30 minutes?
09:29They're the best.
09:30Irish Queen Tamara now sits on this erection to chat to Mateo.
09:34It's a tent, you perverts.
09:36Hi.
09:37How are you?
09:37Good, how are you?
09:38I just wanted to give you a minute to...
09:41To? Breathe?
09:42Just, yeah.
09:43Yeah, nah, I've kind of processed it and stuff.
09:45I'm like, happy now.
09:47How do you feel?
09:49I feel like Mick, who obviously I picked,
09:53who's right there.
09:54Yeah.
09:58He's very funny.
09:59Yeah, he is.
10:00He's got really good banter,
10:01and I don't think everyone gets his humour.
10:04What a do, baby.
10:05But I think his humour is so funny.
10:06Like, I think he's hysterical.
10:08Definitely.
10:08So, yeah, I definitely was like, out of everyone,
10:11I was like, I'll be the most comfortable.
10:13Yeah, of course, of course.
10:14Like, with him.
10:15What would you say your ideal man is
10:18that you'd bring home to mum?
10:19I feel like I just like someone who's funny and nice.
10:22Yeah, okay, cool.
10:23Who's got good family values, too.
10:25Definitely.
10:26Looks-wise, tall, dark and handsome, tattered.
10:30Really?
10:31Like, how tattered?
10:32As tattered as possible.
10:35Yeah, right.
10:36Yeah, we definitely vibe.
10:37Like, definitely vibe.
10:38Hey, boys.
10:39Yansi, boo.
10:40Hi.
10:41How are you?
10:42Good.
10:43You look happy chubby tonight.
10:44Do I?
10:45Yeah.
10:46Oh, smiley.
10:47I'm happy for you.
10:48Thanks, babe.
10:49He's having a bit of a chat to Matteo down there, though.
10:51You all right?
10:52No, I feel good.
10:53I think he's a vibe with Matteo.
10:56I find him, like, boring.
10:57I don't really see Matteo as a threat, if I'm honest.
11:01He's like, if anything, he's a bit of a mini me, but maybe not as cool.
11:05So, at the end of the day, I'm in bed with her tonight, and he's not.
11:08What car do you drive?
11:10An Audi.
11:11Really?
11:12Yeah.
11:13Yeah, nice.
11:14Guess what I'll drive.
11:15Please.
11:16Oh, okay.
11:17Is it like a van?
11:19It's a van.
11:20Yes.
11:21Nice look, friend.
11:22Oh, my God.
11:23I win.
11:24All the cars I've owned, I've named, right?
11:26All same.
11:27Nice.
11:28My Audi's Anastasia.
11:30It's like 50 shades.
11:32Yeah.
11:33Nice.
11:34Nice.
11:35Come on.
11:36It's an Audi.
11:37And then the vans are, because it's a French vanilla color.
11:38It's like a baguette, because it looks like a baguette.
11:41A baguette, yeah.
11:42I don't even know if it's baguette or baguette.
11:45I say baguette.
11:47Por favor, mi vida.
11:52Oh, my goodness.
11:54I'm definitely surprised with how good my first chat is going with Mateo.
11:58I definitely think I get butterfly vibes.
12:00He makes me very, like, smiley.
12:03And, yeah, I definitely feel like I kind of light up around him a little bit.
12:07Mm.
12:08Yeah, I know.
12:09Sorry, I'm just getting fucking lost in your eyes.
12:11Jesus Christ.
12:12It's crazy.
12:13Ugh.
12:14Nothing special.
12:16Are you just getting better?
12:18Yeah.
12:19Oh, sure.
12:20Crazy.
12:21Oh, I've been dreaming.
12:22Yeah.
12:24Whoa.
12:25Oh, the blue one.
12:26Jeremy Eric.
12:27Guys, the Spanish culture minister is here for an inspection.
12:30Guys, the Spanish culture minister is here for an inspection.
12:34They think we're making a cooking show.
12:36No kissing for the next 10 minutes.
12:39I said no kissing.
12:40No kissing.
12:41What am I, a joke to you?
12:44So you're a saint or a sinner?
12:46I don't know, babe.
12:48What's a saint?
12:49A good person.
12:50Babe, I think a saint...
12:51No, you're wrong.
12:52You're wrong.
12:52No, we've already talked about this.
12:55And a sinner is a good person.
12:57Purple, devil.
12:58Purple, pink, pink.
12:59Angel, devil.
13:01Yeah, mate, are you colourblind or something?
13:03That's purple and that's purple.
13:04That is pink and that is pink.
13:06Yeah, well, you're a loser.
13:08And you look awesome.
13:09Yeah, so what's your plan tonight?
13:11Get a whole bed to yourself.
13:13Yeah, I want a bed to myself on a starfish.
13:18I used to be bleach blonde.
13:19It looks like, obviously brunette, but like golden.
13:23Aw, you're so sweet.
13:24Is that? Yeah, is that good?
13:25I'm glad that's where you're going.
13:26How you going?
13:27Good.
13:28Chocolate.
13:29I just feel like...
13:31Yeah.
13:33What?
13:34I just feel like we're really vibing.
13:36Yeah.
13:36I'm loving it.
13:38Yeah.
13:40Yeah.
13:41I don't feel like this is forced at all.
13:43No, definitely not.
13:43And I was not expecting this coming into the villa.
13:45I don't know.
13:45I think that's what's taken me back the most.
13:48Is like, I'm so open.
13:50So I knew the possibility was there.
13:52But for it to be like the first girl I couple up with is just like...
13:55No, it wasn't.
13:57What's the plan here?
13:58Like, what's going on?
13:59Yeah.
14:00But I'm loving it.
14:02Like, I can't actually really put it into words, to be honest.
14:05It just feels good.
14:07And just like, I always find myself just like, looking for you.
14:11100%.
14:12Yeah.
14:12Everyone's noticing.
14:13The girl's like, oh, look, we notice how he looks at you.
14:15And so like...
14:16Yeah.
14:19Oh, well, that's our cute quota done for the day.
14:22Lacey, you're up.
14:24Now.
14:25Now.
14:25I don't know if you're like a cuddly kind of guy in the bed.
14:30Yeah.
14:31So if you are, you're going to hate me for this.
14:33Why?
14:34Oh, you're so cute.
14:35Why?
14:37So Kai is going to sleep in the day bed.
14:40Really?
14:41Because like, him and Yana.
14:43Yeah, of course, of course, of course.
14:44It's pretty.
14:45That's totally fine.
14:46So I'm thinking I'm going to go sleep in the day bed with him.
14:49That's fine.
14:50Yeah.
14:50But like, I don't want you thinking, oh my God, I'm completely...
14:54No, no, not at all.
14:55Okay, cool.
14:55Not at all.
14:56It was just obviously like...
14:57Because I do like your vibe.
14:58Yeah.
14:58And I do really, really like our chat.
15:00Mm.
15:00And I think you're really cool.
15:02Mm.
15:03Um.
15:05Lacey telling me this, I feel like it's kind of like,
15:08turned me off a bit.
15:09I'm not going to lie.
15:09Like, I'm all about, you know, finding a true connection
15:13for everyone in here.
15:14So if that's where her obviously head and feelings are at,
15:17that's fine.
15:18But I won't be making an effort.
15:21No, I won't be.
15:22A little bit naughty.
15:23I've been a little bit wild.
15:26Now I'm looking for somebody.
15:29I want to give you a cuddle.
15:31You're an absolute legend.
15:33You've got big balls, babe.
15:35I'll give you that.
15:36It's been a little bit crazy.
15:39I've been a little bit hurt.
15:41Now I'm looking for somebody to live again.
15:45Hi.
15:46Here come the cuddle buddies.
15:48Can you lie down, please?
15:52You want me lying down?
15:53I have to grab my pillow.
15:56Sorry, babe.
15:57Oh, sorry.
15:58Sorry, babe.
15:59Oh, no, your hair is wet.
16:01Yeah, I just had a zoom.
16:01Oh, my God.
16:03Night, Lacey.
16:04Night, babes.
16:06Have a good seat.
16:06Bye, Kai.
16:07Night, guys.
16:08Night, guys.
16:09Love you all.
16:10Oh, already kicking my pillow off.
16:12Nice.
16:13Yeah.
16:13Oh.
16:15Good night, everyone.
16:17Good night.
16:18Love you.
16:18See you later, Bella.
16:19I couldn't leave him out in the freezing bloody cold with those cockroaches and moths and flies
16:25and mozzies.
16:27So, princess over here is, in fact, non-princessing right now for a man, which I thought I would
16:36never be having to do in my life, ever.
16:43Little birthday boy.
16:49I know you think that it makes it better.
17:18Hey, Pinky, I speak flamingo.
17:24Give us the juicy goss from last night.
17:25What do you see?
17:30Quiet.
17:31Lacey can hear you.
17:33Oh, Christ.
17:41Morning, people.
17:43Morning.
17:43Love you down in the villa.
17:45Good morning.
17:47How do you sleep?
17:47I slept good.
17:49Yeah.
17:50You can build me a princess castle for sleeping out here with you.
17:54Hmm.
17:57Close.
17:58Yes, those are my eyebrows.
17:59Yeah, they look crazy.
18:00They're pushy?
18:01Yeah.
18:01No, not pushy.
18:02I think you just slept on them.
18:03They're all going in different directions.
18:04Sharing the daybill with Kai outside last night was actually really romantic.
18:15I feel like it did make us closer.
18:16Say all the things you want to say.
18:21Memories will melt away.
18:23It's real.
18:25It's the world.
18:26What do, baby?
18:27I feel like it's actually the right time.
18:31It's better you know.
18:33So, what do you think, um, what do you think Mateo's going to do with your missus?
18:37I don't know, bar.
18:38Honestly.
18:40Do you reckon he'll win her over?
18:41Nah.
18:41No way, mate.
18:42You reckon?
18:42Look at me, bar.
18:43Handsome man he is.
18:45Hold on, hold on full second, mate.
18:47Nice.
18:55Bit sweaty.
18:55Thank you, really.
18:59I don't know why.
19:00Tear's body's hard as fuck, hey?
19:01Do you reckon?
19:02Yeah.
19:04Oh.
19:07I think he's into my missus.
19:10Yeah, he definitely is into her.
19:11They had a chat there, I think, last night.
19:14Yesterday, yeah.
19:14Yeah.
19:14Matty boy's come in, big little Mateo, uh, Mick 2.0 I'd say, Mick Jr.
19:20You know, he's seeming like he's seeking a bit of inspiration from me here, and, um, maybe
19:25even trying to get my girl.
19:28But, back yourself, see how you go.
19:33Back myself.
19:35If he wants to make his moves on her, like, I'm happy for him.
19:37Like, go ahead, brother.
19:39Game on.
19:40Oh, he's in budgies.
19:45Oh, my God, baby, he's so zesty.
19:49Sorry.
19:49He needs to pull them down a little bit.
19:51Yeah, they're, like, too high.
19:53They're very distracting over there.
19:54They're so distracting.
19:55Stop looking at them.
19:56It's kind of hot.
19:56Girls.
19:57Okay, sorry.
19:58Trying to get the girl's attention, but all they can do is stare at the man, like, oh, my God,
20:02wow, he is so hot.
20:03I mean, respectfully, fair enough.
20:04I would, too.
20:06What about you and Rossi?
20:07Yeah, how's this going?
20:08I don't know.
20:09I don't know.
20:13I can't tell if he likes me or not.
20:15Like, even in bedtime, like, as well, it's just like, all right, goodnight, roll over and
20:19go to sleep.
20:20Like, we're not very intimate.
20:21So, I'm actually deadass.
20:23I'm just like, babe, if you like me, you can't tell.
20:25But if you don't, then maybe just let me know so I can stop.
20:28Yeah.
20:28I feel like you just need to have, like, an actual serious chat.
20:30Correct.
20:30Because you're, like, having all this fun, like, friendly banter, but, like, what is it?
20:33We haven't had a serious chat.
20:34What's he doing?
20:35Like, and if someone walks in tomorrow or today.
20:37Exactly.
20:37If someone walks in tomorrow, like, sold.
20:39Like, he needs to realise that he can lose you.
20:41Yeah.
20:42I'm sorry, but you're a bad bitch.
20:43Wait.
20:43He really needs to step up his game.
20:45I love you, Roscoe, and I want the best for you because there's always a bomb around the
20:49corner.
20:49They need to remember that.
20:51Yeah.
20:51Wait, where is he?
20:52It's so paranoid.
20:53He's right behind you.
20:57You all right, there, doll?
20:58Are you trying to eavesdrop?
20:59What are you doing there?
21:00Yeah.
21:01Oh, no.
21:02No, I'm just, like, trying to get my...
21:03Go on.
21:05We're talking about you.
21:06Hurry up.
21:10He was definitely trying to fucking eavesdrop.
21:13Rossi, baby, we know what you're doing, OK?
21:15Don't make out you're trying to hear something in the water because there's no sounds under
21:19there, OK?
21:20So then I woke up this morning and I just sort of, like, I was, like, affectionate, but
21:24I just sort of let him be.
21:25And then he just wasn't very affectionate or anything.
21:27I wasn't avoiding it this morning because I wasn't.
21:29Yeah.
21:29I observed...
21:29I noticed it last night without you having to tell me.
21:32Yeah.
21:32And went, hmm.
21:33Yeah.
21:34So...
21:34I'm just saying, like, I'm not saying it to get in your head, but I'm saying it to validate
21:37you and I can see where you're coming from.
21:39And now he's...
21:40Can you please go to that end of the pool?
21:42What?
21:43Oi, oi, oi, oi!
21:43I'm trying to talk about you.
21:45I'm doing laps.
21:46Like, pick a private, pick a private...
21:47Do laps over near the flamingo.
21:49He's so funny.
21:51You can whisper.
21:53You want?
21:53Anyway.
21:55OK.
21:56Well, so today, I think I need to talk to him and basically say, babes, do you like
21:59me?
22:00Cannot tell.
22:01What do you think of the Ross and Sharon sits, Pinky?
22:04Never mind.
22:10Coming up...
22:11Give it to me.
22:13A juicy challenge turns from sweet to sour.
22:21What's going on?
22:23If Connor is being disingenuous, adios amigos, because I do not tolerate that fucking shit
22:28for a second.
22:34There's romance everywhere on the streets of Spain.
22:45How lovely.
22:47There's romance in the villa too, you know.
22:49Look.
22:50See?
22:51Romance.
22:52And, uh, motor boatman.
22:55Well, it's diminishing returns, really.
22:57We work with what we have.
22:58Except, Sharon.
23:00Your energy was so flat this morning, but I suppose you did just wake up.
23:02I was just getting used to being around all these people.
23:06Yeah.
23:06And all this energy, like.
23:08I understand that.
23:09But I did say to the girls just then, and they noticed it too.
23:13I was like, I actually, I actually can't tell if Ross likes me or not.
23:17Because you're so...
23:19Really?
23:19Yeah.
23:20Because you're so, um, you're too chill.
23:22And you're not overly affectionate, and you're not very overly, like, like, you physically
23:29seem distant to me.
23:30Do I?
23:31Like, physically, not right now, but, like, yesterday, during the day, like, we're not
23:38really, like, ever together.
23:39We're sort of off doing our own thing.
23:42So I'm like, ooh.
23:43Mm.
23:43Maybe he doesn't actually like me, because he seems to be not around me.
23:48No, I do like you.
23:49Of course.
23:50Okay, well, maybe just make it more obvious that you like me.
23:55I'm sorry.
23:56Like, what would it look like?
23:57More, more...
23:59You don't even kiss me in bed.
24:00Like, you don't even...
24:02Like, we don't...
24:03We're not very physically affectionate.
24:05I love cuddling you in bed.
24:06Yeah, but, like, bro, we, like, kiss goodnight, and then that's it.
24:10Well, the first night, you literally told me, like, I'm not going to hook up with you.
24:16I'm not going to make out with you, like, in bed.
24:18Well, it was day one.
24:20Yeah, but, well, still, I mean, well, I just...
24:22It just put me on the back foot of, like, okay, maybe she doesn't like that much forward
24:25affection.
24:26Oh, no, I do.
24:27Well, I thought it was more just, like, that wasn't what you wanted to do.
24:29I didn't know it was because it was night one.
24:31No, it was night one.
24:32Right.
24:35She made it clear that she does want to make out in the bed, and I guess I just had
24:38in the back of my mind that's not something she wants to do, because that's what she told
24:41me, you know?
24:43Yeah, I feel like we've been very...
24:44I'm glad we cleared that up.
24:45Yeah.
24:46I feel like we've just been a bit stagnant the last few days.
24:50We haven't...
24:51You want to take it to the next level?
24:52We haven't...
24:52You know, some nighttime kisses.
24:55Some nighttime kisses, a little hook-up.
24:58If you want my love, just ask me.
25:01No pressure.
25:01Oh, yeah, what princess would I be, like, do you think?
25:19Cinderella, do you think?
25:19Or what?
25:20Do you know princess?
25:22Not really.
25:22Maybe, like, fucking Tangled with short hair or something, because she's a bit of a bad
25:26bitch.
25:27What's her name?
25:28Tangled.
25:29What's her actual name?
25:29Yeah, yeah.
25:30What's her actual name?
25:31Is her real name Rapunzel?
25:33Oh, yeah, that's the one.
25:36Honestly, I feel like I'm a mix of princesses.
25:39I feel like I have every single ball sack from each princess, and I've just, like, built,
25:45like, this batty, girly, little pink princess with these fat, big, juicy balls.
25:50That's the princess that's the princess I think I am.
25:53I really want to tan today.
25:56Princess ball sack and her best friend's ex coming to a theatre near you.
26:02Also currently playing, Tamara and Mateo chat while Mick rubs his face in a hat.
26:08How do you feel about Lace sleeping out here?
26:10Like, I obviously understand it.
26:13Yeah.
26:14Do I think she's as open as she said she was to me?
26:18Maybe not.
26:19Does that make sense?
26:20Oh, okay.
26:21So, did she tell you she was open for that?
26:23Oh, 100%.
26:23Okay.
26:24Like, I probably wouldn't have picked her if it wasn't for that.
26:26No, I totally get that.
26:27Because I feel like when they're talking, I feel like they tell each other they're pretty
26:33locked in.
26:35Yeah.
26:35So, I don't, it's interesting.
26:37It is interesting, eh?
26:39How are you feeling towards your, like, couple?
26:43Good, but I definitely feel like he doesn't take a lot of stuff seriously.
26:48Okay.
26:49So, like, even sometimes I'll ask him a serious question, he'll answer with a joke, and I'm
26:53like, okay, but are you going to give me the actual answer?
26:55And he doesn't.
26:56So, I'm just like, okay.
26:57And what, do you like that?
26:59Or do you, like, what?
27:00No, like, I like the humor for sure, but I'm like, it can't be all jokes all the time,
27:04I feel like.
27:04Yeah, of course, of course.
27:05So, like, I feel like when I talk to you, you actually.
27:06When push comes to shove, yeah.
27:08Yeah, like, I feel like when I talk to you, you actually give me genuine answers.
27:11So, yeah, I'm like, I feel like I don't know a lot about him.
27:14Okay, interesting.
27:17I'll tell you one thing.
27:19Yeah, bro.
27:20I fucking, I think I got Nick.
27:22Oh, no.
27:23Yeah.
27:24Physical leak?
27:25Yeah.
27:26No, just this fake tan on the hands, really.
27:29Oh, okay.
27:30I can't unsee it, bro.
27:31Yeah, yeah.
27:32It is like she's just dipped her hand in a honey jar.
27:34Yeah, well.
27:37I'm icked out, bro.
27:39Nah, sometimes I've been able to overcome an ick.
27:42Nah, nah, mate, she's going to need some, like, bicarb soda and lemon on those hands.
27:46Hey, that's fine.
27:46I mean, look, Sian's probably a bit on the demanding, pushy side for my kind of chick,
27:51too.
27:51Percy.
27:52Tarn is?
27:53Yeah.
27:53You feel that?
27:54Yeah.
27:55But, like, she's not perfect.
27:56I'm sure I'm not perfect in her eyes.
27:57Like, I've gotten over icks before, like, quite quickly.
28:01When you really think about it, and it's not a big deal.
28:04It's really not, because it's a temporary thing.
28:05But, like, she's Irish, bro, so she's always going to be white.
28:09And I like tans.
28:11Oh.
28:12It's a very, very minor ick to have.
28:15But I do truly think that he's setting himself up for maybe she's into Mateo, and if he gets
28:21dropped from that couple, at least he'll have a reason that he's preempted, and he'll
28:26be okay with it.
28:27Do you know what I mean?
28:27Like, it's a defence mechanism to protect his ego, I think.
28:30He's gone for it, mate.
28:32I'm joking.
28:34I'm joking.
28:35Fair play to him.
28:35He needs to.
28:36Let him, yeah.
28:37Yeah, I know.
28:38But, like, I think I need another bomb.
28:43Yeah, for sure.
28:44It's early days, too.
28:45It is, it is.
28:45I mean, I only talked to you last night for the first time.
28:48Yeah, yeah.
28:48Yeah, I was like, this is, like, our second conversation.
28:50I feel like that kind of, like, was like, what the fuck?
28:52I didn't expect that at all.
28:54What?
28:55I just didn't expect us to click.
28:56I feel like coming in, like, we just probably just kind of shut each other off, because we're,
28:59like, the new bombshells and whatnot, and then I feel like you and I get along.
29:02Yeah, no, we definitely, we definitely do.
29:04It's weird.
29:04Kind of just, like, you know, when you kind of just get someone.
29:06Yeah, I feel like we're kind of somewhat on the same level, for sure.
29:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:09It helps.
29:10Same, like, maturity, same racial maturity, same bit.
29:13Like, it's just, like, it's all there.
29:15Yeah, we're balancing out pretty well.
29:17Yeah, I agree.
29:17Yeah, for sure.
29:18Matteo has just got this really calm energy about him.
29:22I think he shares a lot more and more voluntarily without you kind of having to dig as much,
29:27and it's been really nice getting to know him.
29:30Don't worry, our Irish queen, your fake tan hands are perfect.
29:36As the Islanders play about, Ross has decided to start the girls' primary school education from scratch.
29:43Gabby.
29:44Gabby and Lacey, this is a strawberry, okay?
29:47Oh!
29:49Ross!
29:50I got a text!
29:53I got a text!
29:53Islanders, prepare your peaches and plums.
30:02It's time to find out what the superfans really think about you.
30:05No!
30:08You're off to the Garden of Eden for today's challenge.
30:12Forbidden fruit.
30:13Hashtag original sin.
30:15Hashtag rotten or ripe.
30:17I've seen you, Trench here.
30:19I'm guessing we're all going to hell.
30:21Superfans, God, what have they been seeing?
30:23I'm a little bit nervous.
30:24I do have a bit of a loud mouth, so...
30:27Ah, sorry!
30:28I wish I had an arse.
30:29Maybe I should put another pair of undies on underneath.
30:31Yeah, I'll be patting the backside more than the front, mate.
30:34Yeah.
30:38Do you think that this could, like, possibly stir the pot between people a little?
30:42I think so, yeah.
30:46You're literally rocking a sock.
30:50Oh, yeah, baby!
30:52Well, it looks alright, doesn't it?
30:53Does it look fake?
30:56Is there going to be drama?
30:58Is there going to be tears?
30:59Is there going to be laughing?
31:02I actually have no idea.
31:03It's bloody different every single day in here.
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31:29I'll be fine.
31:30Oh, yeah, baby.
31:38Oh, yeah.
31:38Oh, umdi stuffed with socks and happy faces.
31:54I can't see either staying intact
31:56because a diehard group of fans known as the superfans
32:00have been watching a feed from the villa.
32:02And now the Islanders are about to get their first insight
32:05into what the superfans think of them.
32:08It's Forbidden Thrill.
32:10Let's go!
32:13Couples will make a sexy entrance to the Garden of Eden.
32:17An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
32:19And one big bite of my banana
32:21is going to keep you up all night, baby girl.
32:23Oh, my God! Give it to me.
32:29Was it hot and sexy?
32:30I would say it was more messy and gross,
32:32but that's part of the fun, isn't it?
32:34They then read a question that was put to the superfans.
32:38What percentage of superfans
32:40thinks Tamara and Mick could win Love Island as a couple?
32:44I really don't know what the superfans are going to be thinking,
32:47but we're going to run with high.
32:49We think the answer is 70%.
32:52We've known each other for 24 hours, love.
32:54It's boys versus girls,
32:55and the Islander closest to the correct percentage wins.
32:58The correct answer is 15%.
33:00I think it was a fair reflection.
33:01We've had a good initial connection,
33:02but it's so new and fresh.
33:04I think Tamara and I would definitely have better chemistry.
33:07Next to fondle some forbidden fruit,
33:09it's Sharon and Ross.
33:11Oh, Ross!
33:12Yes, darling.
33:13My papaya is throbbing for you.
33:14Oh, baby!
33:15It was my first time going down a papaya,
33:16and I kind of liked it.
33:17Always a good move to see the men
33:18play the game.
33:19I think it was a fair reflection.
33:20I think it was a fair reflection.
33:21We've had a good initial connection,
33:22but it's so new and fresh.
33:23I think Tamara and I would definitely have better chemistry.
33:25It's Sharon and Ross.
33:26Oh, Ross!
33:27Yes, darling.
33:28My papaya is throbbing for you.
33:30Oh, baby!
33:34It was my first time going down a papaya,
33:36and I kind of liked it.
33:38Always a good move to see the men
33:41pleasure the papaya first, ladies first, please and thank you.
33:45Ah!
33:47Ross and I are very excited to spice this challenge up.
33:50We're making it extra wet, baby!
33:53What percentage of superfans
33:55think that Sharon and Ross have good sexual chemistry?
33:58Oh!
34:00Oh, that's rough,
34:02because we've been talking about it.
34:03Earlier today, we chatted this all out.
34:05I definitely know that this one will be low.
34:08Ross and I have not been on the same page about our intimacy.
34:11We think the answer is 18%.
34:14Ooh!
34:15We think the answer is 30%.
34:18Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
34:20The correct answer is...
34:2224%.
34:26Oh!
34:27Oh, smack bang in the middle!
34:28Pretty good!
34:29Oh, shit!
34:30Yeah, but I know I feel differently, babe.
34:32So do I.
34:33Moving forward, that 24% is way too low in my mind.
34:37I think more kissing and a bit more PDA.
34:41Let's get that shit up.
34:42Let's get that shit up.
34:43Woo!
34:45Oh!
34:46I'm so hungry.
34:48I need some food.
34:50Oh!
34:51Can I offer you some fresh melon?
34:53No!
34:54No!
34:55No!
34:56No!
34:57No!
34:58No!
34:59No!
35:00No!
35:01No!
35:02No!
35:03No!
35:04No!
35:05No!
35:06No!
35:07No!
35:08No!
35:09No!
35:10No!
35:11No!
35:12No!
35:13No!
35:14No!
35:15No!
35:16No!
35:17No!
35:18No!
35:19No!
35:20I am literally with Jotham 24-7 in here.
35:22I think we have probably one of the strongest connections in here.
35:26I don't know how I'm coming across.
35:28We think the answer is 50%!
35:32Oh!
35:33We think the answer is 50%!
35:36The correct answer is 69%.
35:45Sorry, 70% of them think I'm going to have my head turned.
35:5169.
35:5369%, I'm, like, actually shocked.
35:55Never say never, but I feel like I'm really locked in with Jotham
35:58and I don't think another man could turn my head.
36:02Look, I think that her head will change.
36:07I'm not going to lie.
36:08If someone gave her enough attention, you know, anything could happen.
36:14There's nothing better than a big, juicy peach.
36:19You can say that again.
36:27The kiss of Connor, it was actually so good.
36:31Hi.
36:32It was sexy, it was fruity, it was fun.
36:35We're normally so vanilla.
36:37What percentage of superfans think that Connor
36:40is genuinely looking for love?
36:43Oh.
36:45100.
36:46100%.
36:47What do you reckon?
36:48I think 90+.
36:50Connor's a lover boy.
36:51This one's high for sure.
36:52We think the number is 92%.
36:56We think the answer is 91%.
36:59Oh!
37:00I'm in here for the right reasons.
37:04This one's going to be high.
37:05The correct answer is 11%.
37:11What?
37:12What?
37:13What?
37:13It's me!
37:16What's going on?
37:18What are they saying that we're not?
37:20Yeah, what are they saying that we're not, boys?
37:23Look, look, what do they know?
37:24Uh, it was a bit of a, what the fuck?
37:29I'm here for love, but believe what you want to believe.
37:34Oh, she didn't kiss back.
37:36Oh.
37:36I feel so rattled.
37:39If Connor is being disingenuous, one thing I've learned since coming to Spain is how to say,
37:45adios amigos, because I do not tolerate that fucking shit for a second, and I never will.
37:49What a lovely pair.
37:56Thanks, babe.
37:57I grew them myself.
37:58Oh, hey!
38:05Yum!
38:06Spicy!
38:08Oh!
38:08It's a pretty passionate kiss.
38:11We had a bit of fruit on us, so it was, like, even more kind of saucy.
38:15Yeah.
38:15Yay!
38:17Oh!
38:19It was fucking hard to watch.
38:21Lacey, like, wants high standards and shit from me and doesn't want me to kiss anyone,
38:25but can go and kiss who she wants.
38:28Makes me look like a mug.
38:29What percentage of superfans think Matteo is the most genuine islander in the villa?
38:34I'm genuinely in this villa looking for love.
38:40That answer should be, like, a million percent.
38:4311 percent?
38:4515 percent?
38:46Yeah.
38:46All us girls think that this is going to be low.
38:48We think the answer is 65 percent.
38:52We think that the number is 11 percent.
38:56Oh!
38:57Fuck yous.
38:58That's crazy.
38:59That's crazy.
39:00It's hard not to be insulted by that.
39:02I literally stopped my life to come on here for love and for that to kind of get shoved
39:07in your face.
39:08I don't know.
39:08It was like a kick in the, like, dick.
39:10The correct answer is...
39:1490 percent.
39:1790!
39:18Oh!
39:19Yeah!
39:2190!
39:21Matteo, let's go!
39:22Sorry.
39:24We love you.
39:24Don't be sorry.
39:25You're all right.
39:26He's one of the most genuine people I've ever met.
39:28So I understood why he was upset that the girls put his percentage so low.
39:37Help me.
39:38My plums are leaking.
39:41Did someone call a plumber?
39:44Oh!
39:47Go, guys!
39:56Yeah, I definitely knew Lacey would have been looking at me, but fuck, after her kiss from
40:01the tail, two can play that game.
40:05Oh!
40:06Oh!
40:06Oh, my God!
40:08Oh, my God!
40:10Oh, my God!
40:12If we're gonna go tip for tap, mate,
40:14I'll always win that game, so, yeah.
40:16That's restless. That's actually worthless.
40:19That's what it is, because he told me he wouldn't touch her again.
40:22Kai, if you're gonna kiss your ex,
40:25don't promise me that you're not going to kiss your ex.
40:28You know what I mean?
40:29Like, don't make a promise that you can't keep.
40:32What percentage of superfans
40:34think Yana and Kai
40:36will end up boyfriend and girlfriend again?
40:43This one's so hard.
40:44I am absolutely on the edge of my seat.
40:46Things with Kai and Lacey are going well,
40:49but Kai and Yana, they're exes,
40:52in one bedroom, together, sharing a bed.
40:55We think the answer is 85%.
40:59I agree.
41:01We think the answer is 70%.
41:03The correct answer is...
41:0852%.
41:14Ooh!
41:15Split the group. Split the group.
41:17I think the superfans would like to maybe see a love story
41:22come out of this, but, yeah, I don't know.
41:24When are you guys getting back together?
41:28I mean, Yana and Kai is exciting, definitely.
41:30Like, I like the idea of it.
41:31I think it's cute.
41:32I think it's like a romance movie, really.
41:34Maybe a bit of a tragic one, but, uh...
41:36Nonetheless, still a good story.
41:38He has been telling me that he's all for me.
41:44He doesn't want anyone else, and he wants nothing to do with her.
41:50I just feel like, why can't there just be one time
41:54where I don't have to get hurt?
41:57I just don't understand.
41:58Like, all I want is just a normal relationship.
42:02The Forbidden Fruit Challenge has left a sour taste.
42:25Thankfully, work experience Lucia's outside with the cattle prod
42:29to make sure the islanders look happy upon their return.
42:34Five hits.
42:35Yes, five hits.
42:36Five hits.
42:37Let's chat, girls.
42:38Let's chat.
42:39How is everyone...
42:40How are you feeling?
42:41Because that was quite intense.
42:42How do you feel about your answer?
42:43I don't know.
42:44I feel like I can't...
42:45I think you guys know me the best.
42:47That was the biggest curveball of the night.
42:48Yeah.
42:49Yeah.
42:50I don't think I've faked myself once in here.
42:51What was that again?
42:52Eleven.
42:53Eleven.
42:54Do you know what I think it is?
42:55I think it's shifted.
42:56The negative.
42:57Is there a thing of coming here with a game plan of just...
42:58Staying in love?
42:59...being in love and staying in love?
43:00Yeah.
43:01Because you haven't opened yourself up enough to different people.
43:03Yeah, I haven't given other people chances.
43:04Yeah, but why would you when you've got something strong going on?
43:06That's my point.
43:07It obviously doesn't sound great.
43:09The last thing I'd want Izzy to think is that I'm just sort of in here to play a game.
43:13I'm just pretty desperate to have a chat to her and just see where her head's at.
43:17Are you wigged out?
43:18Yeah.
43:19Are you really?
43:20Yeah, a little.
43:21Do you doubt it or...?
43:22I don't know what's being said behind my back and that rings me up because I feel like I've
43:25been around so many ingenuine people in my life and I just don't want to have that happen
43:29to me again.
43:30Do you get the vibe at all?
43:31Because I'm actually starting to...
43:32Catch feelings.
43:33Yeah, that one.
43:34Deep down I've been feeling, is this too good to be true?
43:38I feel like my guard is coming down and to hear that just makes me feel really uncomfortable
43:43and vulnerable and exposed.
43:45Right, Yana babe?
43:46Oh yeah, me.
43:47Um, I think 50-50 is like fair enough for them to think.
43:50Yeah.
43:51Like I have been upset.
43:52Yeah, you are exes.
43:53It was recent.
43:54Yeah, it is exes.
43:55It was recent.
43:56They're not sure.
43:57Yeah.
43:58So like it's not like they're sure or anything really.
43:59Mm.
44:00How are you feeling doll?
44:01Um...
44:02Ugh.
44:03I don't know.
44:04I feel like...
44:06I feel like this just happens to me.
44:09Sorry.
44:10I'm not upset at you babe.
44:11Yeah.
44:12Sorry.
44:13No, I need this.
44:14This is coming.
44:15It's okay, baby.
44:16Take your time.
44:17Oh, I wanted to fuck off from that debrief.
44:21Talk to us.
44:22That was a lie.
44:23Talk to us.
44:24How are you feeling?
44:25Talk.
44:26I think it's like the fact that like every time I'm happy with someone, it just gets taken
44:30away.
44:31Like I'm always the one that like puts on my heart.
44:34Oh, baby.
44:35No, that's okay.
44:36I feel like...
44:37Do you feel like he's like, it's okay.
44:39I just feel like...
44:41I feel like I get more upset at myself because when I do like someone, I do kind of just
44:47really love so easily and like that's why I just get hurt because like I just...
44:56I want to talk about the next big thing was um, Lacey's reaction.
45:00Yeah.
45:01Yeah.
45:02I feel like Lacey's burning eyes into you as if it's your choice.
45:04As if it's your choice.
45:05She got in there.
45:06They got into it.
45:07Like juicy.
45:08It's a challenge, mate.
45:09Like if she can go in there and just do that, like what do you find?
45:12I'm just going to go, oh yeah, cool.
45:13Like you know what I mean?
45:14It's a double standard there.
45:15Like she's going and getting into her kiss but then you're not allowed to.
45:19Yeah.
45:20I mean I can see why Kai's upset.
45:21Like she's painting him a bit as the bad guy.
45:23Again.
45:24Like what, which is kind of what happened to me in a sense.
45:26You know, I don't know man.
45:27Like it's a, it's given off quite immature vibes to be honest with you.
45:31Um, I'm just thinking Lacey's going around in circles.
45:33She doesn't know what she wants and going from one triangle to another.
45:36And I don't really want that in a woman at all.
45:38So, yeah.
45:40Honestly doll, like conserve your energy.
45:42Yeah.
45:43And only give it to the people who deserve it when they deserve it.
45:45Yeah.
45:46As they earn your trust.
45:47Yeah.
45:48I reckon wait for him to speak to you about it.
45:49Yeah.
45:50Don't go killing him.
45:51I'm not going to.
45:52Yeah.
45:53Yeah.
45:54Yeah.
45:55Don't say anything to you.
45:56No, no, no, no.
45:57Yeah, no, of course not.
45:58If he, if he doesn't pull me.
45:59Yeah.
46:00And reassure me.
46:01Yeah.
46:02I don't want that.
46:03Why would I want that?
46:04Wait for him to come reassure you.
46:05Yeah.
46:06Yeah.
46:07Oh no, we don't care.
46:08Don't need a billionaire.
46:09Don't need a guy.
46:10Only 11% of the super fans think Connor is genuinely looking for love in the villa.
46:15Don't worry pal.
46:16Only 11% of viewers think my jokes are funny and I still have a job.
46:20You'll be fine.
46:21I wasn't expecting that.
46:22Like I'm a good judge of character.
46:24Yeah.
46:25But then like obviously everyone else has seen a different thing and it like kind of like
46:30stresses me out.
46:31Of course.
46:32Yeah.
46:33It's not nice to hear.
46:34Why do you think that they rated you 11%?
46:36I try not to read into it because I know what we've got.
46:39Yeah.
46:40I just don't want you to like, I just don't want to be with someone who's like coming on here
46:42for exposure and like.
46:43Yeah.
46:44No, 100%.
46:45Playing the game because like I'm not staying with you to play it safe.
46:46I'm staying with you because I genuinely like you.
46:48For me it's just making me question how genuine he actually is because my biggest fear is that
46:53I'm being partnered up with someone who's not actually coming to this villa for love.
46:56If I wanted to be in here and stay in here as long as I could I think I'd be keeping
47:02my options a bit more open.
47:03Like I didn't even talk to Tamara when she come in.
47:05Do you know what I mean?
47:06Yeah.
47:07Like I haven't even showed half the people in here who I am because I'm set on you.
47:12Like I want to get to know you.
47:14Trust is so important in a relationship and I don't expect her to just give it to me but
47:20I think I've earned it pretty well in here.
47:22There's nothing you're not telling me there?
47:23No.
47:24Okay.
47:25Yeah.
47:26Trust each other.
47:27Yeah.
47:28Because it will come out.
47:29Exactly.
47:30And I will find out.
47:31Yes.
47:32Exactly.
47:33Like I said baby.
47:34Keep on keeping on.
47:36When you're a dad you're going to make the most embarrassing jokes.
47:38I feel like he was very honest with me.
47:40So I'm going to trust Connor but I still will have my wits about me.
47:43I don't fuck around.
47:44I'm glad we talked to you.
47:47Mmm.
47:48Mmm.
47:49It's nice and cold.
47:52Is it?
47:53Let me have another sip.
47:54I'm very happy with the way that conversation ended and it ended on a kiss.
48:04So.
48:05Super fans.
48:06Lacey was upset that Kai kissed Yana so passionately in the challenge and has been waiting so long
48:12for him to come chat to her that she's fallen into a deep sleep.
48:16Things are real mysterious man.
48:17I think there's a fool not beside you that no one knows.
48:20Ah, priorities Kai.
48:22Princess Balsak needs true love's kiss.
48:25I feel like he's a copper mate.
48:27I feel like he's in it a real moment.
48:29So tired.
48:32The fact that he didn't really try to pull me for a chat I think I'm done.
48:36I'm ready to turn lesbian.
48:39So sign me up.
48:40I'm just very protective of where I put my energy.
48:44You're protective of your energy.
48:45Of where I put it.
48:46Or maybe I'm not going to have anyone.
48:48I don't know what the word is for that but what's the word when you're just into yourself
48:51and you're into no one else cause that's where I'm at.
48:53Are you okay babe?
48:54Girls I just need to sit on the toilet and fart for a second.
48:59Anything?
49:00No.
49:01I'm just done.
49:02Like I can't be fucked.
49:03I'm mentally checked out.
49:04With everything.
49:05I think you really need to chat to him first before you check.
49:06No but he's showing that he doesn't care.
49:07He doesn't give a flying fuck.
49:08He's not that fucking yappy yappy yappy yappy shinnis.
49:09Yeah.
49:10More shit comes out of his mouth than his asshole that's for sure.
49:11Yeah.
49:12More shit comes out of Kara's mouth than his asshole.
49:16He's not that fucking yappy yappy yappy yappy shinnis.
49:17Yeah.
49:18More shit comes out of his mouth than his asshole that's for sure.
49:19Yeah.
49:20More shit comes out of Kara's mouth than his asshole.
49:21He's got no balls.
49:22He's a loser.
49:23So he actually has no balls.
49:24It's actually inverted dick.
49:25What a little shit.
49:26Um I think his behaviour is giving like inverted dick behaviour.
49:31Like your dick is actually inverted through your asshole and it's pushing the shit right up through
49:58your mouth.
49:59That's why he talks so much shit.
50:03You can fuck right off hey.
50:06More shit comes out of your mouth than your asshole babe.
50:09What do you mean?
50:10You can't say that.
50:11Nah.
50:12I'm done.
50:13I'm actually done.
50:14What do you mean?
50:15You sit there and fucking say like you're going to be neutral about it and not do that
50:18and you go and suck his face like nothing get him pretty much suck your tits.
50:21Like what do you want me to do?
50:22Just go oh yeah cool and just get mugged off.
50:24Okay.
50:25We both said like we wanted to be neutral about it and like you go and do that.
50:27Like it's pretty shit.
50:28Yeah.
50:29He just kind of stood there and was like yeah we should go for it.
50:32I don't even know what he really said to be honest because his vocabulary is like the
50:36vocabulary of a two year old.
50:37Do you not get where I'm coming from?
50:39Like I feel like if I just didn't do anything then I'll just look like an absolute mug and
50:42look like a loser.
50:43You can just leave.
50:44Just go.
50:45What?
50:46Just actually just go.
50:47I don't really want to add.
50:48I actually don't want anything to do with you anymore.
50:50But how is that fair?
50:52It's a different situation babe.
50:54What's so like I just want so you want you just want to neck on with everyone you want?
50:59Kai just fuck off.
51:00Just go.
51:01Fucking piss take that.
51:02Fuck me dude.
51:03You're a fucking piss take.
51:05What a joke eh?
51:06What a joke mate.
51:07We just get one love.
51:08We just get one love.
51:09We just get one love.
51:10We just get one love.
51:12We just get one love
51:19We just get one love
51:36Handsome Prince Inverted Dick has come to the pool having just told princess ball sack
51:41She was a joke after she told him to f off if disney doesn't bid for the rights to make this film
51:48They can kiss next year's box office. Goodbye
51:56Oh
52:00What who
52:02What
52:04I just bought past you you're a fucker
52:06I don't know
52:08She blew up and you're going I can't believe you're a fucker
52:10You can't even say that
52:12I was like what do you think I'm not going to kiss any of y'all this whole time
52:16You can neck on every single bloke
52:18And she's like a different
52:20I'm like yeah it's a piss taken
52:22Get the fuck out we're done
52:24I'm like yeah righto bud
52:26Um yeah I just told kai to fuck off because I did just want him to fuck right off
52:34How was that fair?
52:36How was that fair bro and that was like she just pretty much called me in
52:38Just like got embarrassed me and I was like well how was that?
52:40She called you in just to tell you that
52:42She goes you're a fucking joke and I went there and just threw him the door going like how was that fair?
52:46Yeah
52:48Kai walking down to the pool he was definitely quite heated
52:51Like you think you're gonna fucking treat me like that?
52:53Just not really making sense of himself either just spitting words out kind of thing
52:59It's definitely a familiar act so I know what was going on there
53:03I watched my sister shake
53:12Oh Lace
53:14I'm gonna give a cut off babe
53:15Nah I'm okay
53:16I think I'm just so done
53:18Like I'm so mentally deranged babe
53:20I think you guys need to have a proper chat though
53:21Like just
53:22Whose idea was it?
53:24To bring in cock head Kai
53:26I think you guys need to just have a chat when you're both like
53:32Obviously it's heated right now
53:35Come and have a normal conversation with me
53:37Don't walk past smirking at me
53:42I'm sick and tired of the male species
53:47Every single conversation I have with a man
53:50I somehow lose more brain cells
53:55And it's almost as if I don't like I already don't have brain cells
53:59But I'm just going in the negatives
54:01I know you guys are heated right now
54:03Don't settle
54:05You guys need to have a proper chat when you both aren't heated
54:08I'm just throwing drain babe
54:09I have no
54:10I have nothing left in me
54:12To like
54:13I know how you feel
54:14I know how you feel
54:15I'm literally becoming a therapist for my ex-boyfriend
54:17And my best friend to get together
54:19Like what's going on here?
54:20Ah
54:22Another day in paradise eh?
54:24Another day in paradise
54:25Another day in paradise
54:26Another day in paradise
54:31Kai
54:32Hey mate did you
54:33Huh?
54:34Kai
54:37Do you want to go for a chat?
54:41Hmm
54:45Where?
54:46Where?
54:49There?
54:51Sure
54:52The fact that I had to pull you for a chat
54:53Is fucking pissing me off
54:54What do you mean?
54:55I've been trying to talk to you and you said no like three times
54:57You literally just
54:58Like you didn't really try
54:59Let's be real
55:00Come on
55:04Look I feel like it's so dull
55:05I get where you're coming from
55:06But I feel like it's such double standards
55:08When we both say like
55:09Let's not
55:10But you said to me
55:11You promised you won't do that again
55:12Knowing how much it hurt me the first time
55:14If you show me mutual respect and you're on the same base
55:16But I have Kai
55:17I have
55:21Then you go and suck his face
55:24It was not to that extent
55:25But how does that lay out?
55:26Come on and you know that
55:27How does that lay out?
55:28You know that babe
55:29You know that
55:30I've never tried to intentionally hurt you
55:32Whereas you've intentionally hurt me
55:34I'm not intentionally doing anything
55:35I'm intentionally not hurting myself
55:36Well yeah you did babe
55:37Because you literally said
55:38Oh well she kissed old mate
55:39So I'm going to
55:40Yeah let's do it
55:41Well look I'm not going to make a mug out of myself
55:43But this is what I'm saying
55:44You're saying that I'm playing games
55:45But that to me is playing games
55:46You think this is
55:47Yeah I'm playing
55:48I'm just playing what you're playing
55:49That's how I see it
55:50I'm not playing games Kai though
55:51This is what I'm saying
55:52Well then I don't know what you're doing then
55:53You tell me one thing there
55:54And then you do the opposite
55:55You've done it the whole time
55:58So do you get where I'm coming from
55:59I have not done it the whole time
56:00I never wanted to do that
56:01Well then don't do it
56:03This is what I'm saying
56:04You don't have to do it
56:05Just to get back at me
56:06That's what I'm saying
56:07It's like childish behaviour
56:08Can we find some patience
56:13The whole time you've been playing games with me
56:15Are you fucking kidding me?
56:17It's been tit for tat the whole fucking time
56:18It hasn't Kai
56:19It has
56:20It has not been tit for tat
56:21It has the whole fucking time
56:22No it hasn't
56:23It's just him being a gaslighting motherfucker
56:28Like it just makes no sense to me at all
56:30And like it just doesn't
56:31It just fuck oh
56:33Honestly I would not have cared if it was anyone else
56:36It's just the fact that you have said you want nothing to do here
56:39And I am yeah
56:40And like look at the situation
56:41And every single time you've been put in a position to prove that to me
56:44You've like gone against to me
56:45Yeah and you're not proving it to me either
56:46With the banana snap
56:47Oh you're actually a joke
56:48Oh man
56:49You're actually a joke
56:50I don't know
56:51I'll have fun with you new boys
56:52I can't wait
56:53Cause I'm done with shit
56:54Like I don't know what you want me to do
56:55Treat me like a mug
57:01As much as I sound like a complete fucking idiot
57:08I was really really starting to like him
57:20Sure it looks like there's a lot of turmoil in the villa
57:31But I can assure you next time there is plenty of romance
57:36Oh and a massive fire pit with a dumping no one will see you coming
57:39Next time there's high romance on horseback
57:46Wait mine's going to the toilet
57:48Oh yeah
57:49Let it go baby
57:51And in the hideaway
57:54Can't believe we're having alone time
57:56I have been thinking about alone time with Jotham so much
57:59Like oh he's so sexy
58:01Then
58:03I wish I was here for a chit chat
58:06But unfortunately this isn't a social visit
58:09A selfie sized surprise
58:12Will all the boys please stand up
58:15Tonight someone will be dumped
58:24Holy
58:26Are you alive?
58:28Yes
58:39I do
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