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Love Island Australia S7 EP 11

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00:00Previously on Love Island Australia
00:10The boy that I would like to couple up with is...
00:12Mick.
00:13Tamara and Mateo made a steal!
00:16The girl I would like to couple up with is...
00:19Lazy.
00:20Lazy?
00:21You look pretty shocked by that.
00:23Yeah!
00:25And after a recoupling...
00:28The boy I would like to couple up with is...
00:30Rossy baby.
00:31Connor.
00:32Jotham.
00:34Yana made a heartbreaking decision!
00:37The boy I would like to couple up with tonight is...
00:40Kai.
00:42And Cooper and his cowboy hat went bye-bye!
00:46Yee-haw!
00:48Toonight!
00:55I can't tell if he likes me or not.
00:57Does Ross give a toss?
00:59He physically seemed distant to me.
01:01I feel like we've just been a bit...
01:03...sagnant.
01:05And the Islanders sample some forbidden fruit!
01:09It was sexy!
01:10It was fun!
01:11We're normally so vanilla!
01:13But not everyone!
01:15It makes me look like a mug.
01:17Too can play like I am.
01:18Likes the taste!
01:20If you're gonna kiss your ex, don't promise me that you're not going to kiss your ex.
01:25Kiss your ex.
01:26Kiss your ex.
01:27I'm done.
01:28What do you mean?
01:29You're gonna suck his face?
01:30Like what do you want me to do?
01:31Just go, oh yeah cool and just get mugged off?
01:33But how is that fair?
01:34Kai, just f*** off!
01:36Just go!
01:37What a joke, eh?
01:39What a joke, eh?
01:43A night of high drama and recoupling saw Yana having to choose between Cooper and ex-boyfriend Kai.
02:02It was a simple choice.
02:03Her ex, who allegedly cheated on her and has been macking on with her best friend in front of her.
02:08Or Cooper, with whom she had no beef.
02:11Unfortunately for Cooper, Yana's an absolute carnivore.
02:20How are you feeling?
02:21You alright?
02:22I'm f***ing full on.
02:25You alright?
02:26Yeah.
02:27It's a bit hard though.
02:28I need to have a chat with Yana.
02:30Yeah.
02:31Alright.
02:37Yana's about out here.
02:38I'm good.
02:39Yeah.
02:41How are you feeling?
02:42Hey.
02:43Cool.
02:44I don't think I like you.
02:45I know what you said to do.
02:46Sit.
02:47Um, yeah.
02:48I'm speechless, eh?
02:49Oh, that's a bit wet.
02:50Before anything, I just want to let you know I didn't pick you to be with you. I picked you because I know that you have a connection in here.
02:54Yeah, I'm very grateful that you chose me.
02:55Yeah.
02:56That wouldn't have been easy for you.
02:57Yeah.
02:58Like, that wouldn't have been easy for you.
02:59Yeah.
03:00And I want you to pursue that.
03:01Because I know she likes you a lot.
03:02And you like her a lot.
03:03And I know that Cooper didn't really have a connection in here and I wouldn't feel comfortable.
03:04Um, trying to get a connection with him.
03:05Yeah.
03:06Um, trying to get a connection with him.
03:07So, yeah.
03:08So, yeah.
03:09I know that Cooper didn't really have a connection in here.
03:10Yeah.
03:11I really appreciate you to be with you.
03:12I picked you because I know that you have a connection in here.
03:13Yeah.
03:14I'm very grateful that you chose me.
03:15Yeah.
03:16Like, that wouldn't have been easy for you.
03:17Yep.
03:18And I want you to pursue that.
03:21Because I know she likes you a lot.
03:23And you like her a lot.
03:25And I know that Cooper didn't really have a connection in here and I wouldn't feel comfortable,
03:31um, trying to get a connection with him.
03:35Yeah.
03:36I don't even know what to say.
03:39I wanted to give you the chance with her.
03:42Even though it fucking kills me to watch, but...
03:46I appreciate that.
03:47I actually really do.
03:48That's actually really nice.
03:49Um, yeah.
03:50I'm actually stunned.
03:51I don't even know what to say.
03:53Um.
03:54I don't even know how I'm here, actually.
03:55No.
03:56If I'm honest, I don't even know what to say.
03:58I don't even know what to say.
03:59I don't even know what to say.
04:00I don't even know how I'm here, actually.
04:03No.
04:04If I'm honest with you.
04:05Yeah.
04:06I've wanted to see you walk out of those walls so badly.
04:08I'm not gonna lie.
04:09Mm.
04:10I bet you did.
04:11But, um, yeah.
04:13At the end of the day, I'd rather hurt one person than two.
04:17So...
04:18It's very mature.
04:20I hope Kai has the smarts tonight to know that I have the bed and he's on the day bed.
04:30Because, yeah.
04:31He owes me a solid after that.
04:33Fabulous.
04:34I'm so good at this.
04:35Oh, jeez.
04:36How many pillows am I getting?
04:37There's gonna be no chair left.
04:38There you go.
04:39Take a seat.
04:40We've got a nice sort of thing going on with Tamara, you know?
04:43It's kind of what I wanted.
04:45A model.
04:46Tall.
04:47Skinny.
04:48Beautiful.
04:49Coming in.
04:50Picking me.
04:51It's great.
04:52You know?
04:53Did you have an idea of who Mateo was gonna pick?
04:56Nah.
04:57I could not...
04:58You?
04:59Well, yeah.
05:00I thought he was gonna pick you, aren't I?
05:01I did too.
05:02Like...
05:03Yeah, that surprised me.
05:04And then I knew she was gonna pick Kai, to be honest.
05:07Although...
05:08Yeah, I did too.
05:09I'm gonna say no surprise, but I knew.
05:10Okay.
05:11Anyway.
05:12Alright, give me a cuddle.
05:13You're still a ****, I swear to God.
05:34I still hate your fucking guts.
05:36Oh my goodness, mate.
05:39I think...
05:40He's walking with his hand, isn't he?
05:42Yeah, he's still a gentleman.
05:43Still a gentleman, but they literally hated each other.
05:46Yeah, but that's a nice story, isn't it?
05:48That's like real love, coming back.
05:50Do you think...
05:51Do you think that they could possibly...
05:53Like, yeah.
05:54I...
05:55Yeah.
05:56I don't know if I meant to say that, but I think it...
05:58I know.
05:59Hey, guys.
06:00Come hang out.
06:01I really wanna hang out with you.
06:03If I'm honest with you guys.
06:07Yeah.
06:10Hmm.
06:11Hmm.
06:12Hmm.
06:13Hmm.
06:14Hmm.
06:15Hmm.
06:16Hmm.
06:17Hmm.
06:18Hmm.
06:19Hmm.
06:20I'll have a chat.
06:21Hmm.
06:22After you're done.
06:23Of course.
06:24Yeah.
06:25Hmm.
06:26Hmm.
06:27Yeah.
06:28This whole situation has been really messy.
06:31Hmm.
06:32And I can understand that would've been really hard.
06:34Hmm.
06:35Hmm.
06:36And weird thing for Jana.
06:37Yeah, of course.
06:38Weird thing for him.
06:39Weird thing for me.
06:40Hmm.
06:41It's...
06:42The whole thing is just...
06:43The biggest headache.
06:44Mm-hmm.
06:45And a mess.
06:46Hmm.
06:47Like, that ex situation.
06:48Mm-hmm.
06:49Oh, my God.
06:50Mateo picking me.
06:51I was not expecting that.
06:53Like, babes.
06:55The titties were, in fact, very blindsided.
06:58Especially my right one.
07:00Cause this one's, like, more, like, stronger.
07:02Like, very more powerful.
07:04She was blindsided, babe.
07:06Your face fed down there, will you?
07:10Babe, I was not expecting that.
07:12Yeah.
07:13Yeah.
07:14I didn't think it would be, anyways.
07:15But do you know what?
07:16I feel like we did have a really cool chat.
07:19Mm.
07:20Are you excited?
07:21I'm curious.
07:22Yeah.
07:23I'm, honestly, honestly, honestly, mixed emotions.
07:27Like...
07:28Yeah.
07:29Yeah, mixed emotions.
07:30Um...
07:31What do you mean?
07:32Like...
07:33I...
07:39I don't know.
07:40Hello?
07:41Yeah.
07:42Cool.
07:44Yeah, it's a weird, weird situation.
07:47Like, I feel like no guy wants to pick a girl
07:49and them having, like, that mixed emotions about that choice.
07:53I know it was so, like, sudden and she hasn't had time to process it,
07:56but it also gave me a sense of she doesn't really know 100% what she wants.
08:01So could you put it on me?
08:07Baby, you've got one night.
08:09So could you put it on me?
08:11Yeah.
08:13And so you're sleeping on the day bed?
08:15Yeah, I don't know when.
08:17It's not even yet, but, yeah.
08:18Cos I could go back to bed with old mate if you want.
08:20Oh, I don't know.
08:21I don't want anything.
08:22Oh, I don't want anything.
08:23OK.
08:24Not at all.
08:25Hmm.
08:30I genuinely did think that Kai was going to be going home tonight,
08:33so I never want to take a kiss from Kai for granted again.
08:38What?
08:39Um.
08:40I'm happy.
08:41I'm happy.
08:42I'm happy.
08:43It's been a crazy fucking night.
08:44Take your bloody hands out of your bloody pants.
08:50Shh.
08:51Stop making it suss.
08:52You just make it suss yourself, babe.
08:53No, I'm trying.
08:54Mmm.
08:55Damn boy.
08:56This is it.
08:57His peepee went yay, yay.
08:58And I was like, nay, nay.
08:59Sorry.
09:00Speaking of smaller actions, did you just make it suss?
09:01Oh, it's been a crazy fucking night.
09:03Oh, it's been a crazy fucking night.
09:04Take your bloody hands out of your bloody pants.
09:05Shh.
09:06Stop making it suss.
09:07You just make it suss yourself, babe.
09:09No, I'm trying.
09:10Mmm.
09:11Damn boy.
09:12This is it.
09:13His peepee went yay, yay.
09:16And I was like, nay, nay.
09:18Sorry.
09:19Speaking of smaller actions, did you just make it suss yourself, babe?
09:24Speaking of small erections, did you know the Villa team erected the teepee in just 30 minutes?
09:29They're the best.
09:30Irish Queen Tamara now sits on this erection to chat to Mateo.
09:34It's attention, perverts.
09:36Hi.
09:37How are you?
09:38Good, how are you?
09:39I just wanted to give you a minute to...
09:40To?
09:41Breathe?
09:42Just, yeah.
09:43Yeah.
09:44I've kind of processed it and stuff.
09:45I'm, like, happy now.
09:47How do you feel?
09:48I feel like Mick.
09:50Yeah, of course.
09:51Who obviously I picked.
09:52Mm-hmm.
09:53Who's right there.
09:54Yeah.
09:58He's very funny.
09:59Yeah, he is.
10:00He's got really good banter and I don't think everyone gets his humour.
10:04What a do, baby.
10:05Yeah.
10:06But I think his humour is so funny.
10:07Like, I think he's hysterical.
10:08Yeah, definitely.
10:09So, yeah, I definitely was, like, out of everyone, I was like, I'll be the most comfortable.
10:13Yeah, of course, of course.
10:14Like, with him.
10:15What would you say your, like, ideal man is that you'd bring home to Mum?
10:19I feel like I just like someone who's funny and nice.
10:22Yeah, okay, cool.
10:23Who's got good family values, too.
10:24Mm, definitely.
10:25Looks-wise, tall, dark and handsome.
10:28Tattered.
10:29Really?
10:30Mm-hmm.
10:31Like, how tattered?
10:32As tattered as possible.
10:36Yeah, we definitely vibe.
10:37Like, definitely vibe.
10:38Hey, boys.
10:39Yansi, boo.
10:40Hi.
10:41How are you?
10:42Hey.
10:43Good.
10:44You look happy chubby tonight.
10:45Do I?
10:46Yeah.
10:47Oh, smiley, I'm happy for you.
10:48Thanks, babe.
10:49She's having a bit of a chat to Matteo down there, though.
10:51You all right?
10:52No, I feel good.
10:53I think she's a vibe with Matteo.
10:56I find him mighty boring.
10:59I don't really see Matteo as a threat, if I'm honest.
11:02Like, if anything, he's a bit of a mini-me, but maybe not as cool.
11:05So, at the end of the day, I'm in bed with her tonight, and he's not.
11:08What car do you drive?
11:09An Audi.
11:10Really?
11:11Yeah.
11:12Yeah, nice.
11:13Guess what I'll drive.
11:14Oh, okay.
11:15No one ever guesses.
11:16Okay.
11:17Is it, is it like a van?
11:19It's a van.
11:20Yes!
11:21Nice luck, friend.
11:22Oh my God, I win.
11:23All the cars I've owned, I've named, right?
11:26All same.
11:27Nice.
11:28My Audi's Anastasia.
11:30Like 50 shades.
11:32Yeah.
11:33Nice.
11:34Come on.
11:35It's an Audi.
11:36And then the Vans are, because it's a French vanilla colour.
11:38It's like a baguette.
11:40Because it looks like a baguette.
11:41A baguette, yeah.
11:42I don't even know if it's baguette or baguette.
11:45I say baguette.
11:47Oh my goodness.
11:53I'm definitely surprised with how good my first chat is going with Matteo.
11:57I definitely think I get butterfly vibes.
12:00He makes me very, like, smiley.
12:02And yeah, I definitely feel like I kind of light up around him a little bit.
12:06Mm.
12:07Yeah, I know.
12:08Sorry, I'm just getting fucking lost in your eyes.
12:11Jesus Christ.
12:12It's crazy.
12:13Oh I've been dreaming.
12:14It's crazy.
12:15Oh I've been dreaming.
12:16It's crazy.
12:18guys the spanish culture minister is here for an inspection they think we're making a cooking show
12:36no kissing for the next 10 minutes i said no kissing no kissing what am i a joke to you
12:42so you're a saint or a sinner i don't know babe what's a saint a good person babe i think a saint
12:51no you're wrong you're wrong no babe a saint is a devil and a sinner is a good person purple devil
12:58purple pink pink angel yeah you colorblind or something that's purple and that's purple that
13:05is pink and that is pink yeah yeah angel devil and you look awesome yeah so so what's your plan
13:11tonight get a whole bed yeah i want a bed to myself on a starfish i used to be bleach blonde it looks
13:20like it like obviously brunette but like golden oh you're so sweet is that yeah is that good i'm
13:26glad that's what you got there you go good chocolate i just feel like what i just feel like we're really
13:35vibing yeah i'm loving it yeah i don't feel like this is forced at all and i was not expecting this
13:44coming into the villa i think that's what's like taking me back the most is like i'm so open so i
13:50knew like the possibility was there but for it to be like the first girl a couple of it was just like
13:55no it wasn't what's the plan here like what's going on yeah but i'm loving it like i can't actually
14:03really put it into words to be honest just feels good and just like i always find myself just like
14:10looking for you 100 yeah everyone's noticing the girl's like oh look we know so he looks at you
14:15looks at you and so yeah oh well that's our cute quota done for the day lazy you're up now now i don't
14:26know if you're like a cuddly kind of guy in the bed yeah so if you are you're gonna hate me for this
14:34oh you're so cute um so kai is going to sleep in the day bed really because like him and yana yeah
14:43of course of course it's pretty that's that's totally fine so i'm thinking i'm going to go
14:48sleep in the day bed that's fine yeah but like i don't want you thinking oh my god i'm no no not
14:55at all not at all not at all it was just obviously like your vibe and yeah i do really really like
14:59how chat and i think you're really cool um lacy telling me this i feel like it's kind of like
15:08turned me off a bit i'm not gonna lie like i'm all about you know finding this
15:12true connection for everyone in here so if that's where her obviously head and feelings are at
15:17that's fine um but i won't be making an effort no i won't be a little bit naughty i've been a little
15:24bit wild now i'm looking for somebody i want to give you a cuddle you're an absolute legend you've got
15:34big balls babe i'll give you that hi here come the cuddle buddies can you lie down please
15:52you want me lying down i have to grab my pillow sorry babe oh no your hair is wet yeah i just had a
16:01zoom oh my god night lacy night babe have a good sleep hi night guys love you all oh already kicking my
16:11pillow off nice yeah oh good night everyone good night i couldn't leave him out in the freezing bloody
16:22cold with those cockroaches and moths and flies and mozzies so princess over here is in fact
16:32non-princessing right now for a man which i thought i would never be having to do in my life ever
16:41oh little birthday boy
17:01no THAT WAS NEVER GONNA FALL
17:07NO THAT WAS NEVER GONNA FALL
17:11Hey, Pinky, I speak Flamingo.
17:24Give us the juicy goss from last night.
17:25What do you see?
17:30Quiet!
17:31Lexi can hear you!
17:33Oh, Christ.
17:34It's the right feel, and it's certainly the right time.
17:41Morning, people.
17:43Morning.
17:43Good day in the villa.
17:45Good morning.
17:47How'd you sleep?
17:48I slept good.
17:49Yeah, you can build me a princess castle for sleeping out here with you.
17:54Hmm.
17:57What?
17:58Yes, there's my eyebrows.
17:59Yeah, they look great.
18:00They're pushy?
18:01Yeah.
18:01No, not pushy.
18:02I think you just slept on them.
18:03I figured they're all going in different directions.
18:09Sharing the day bed with Kai outside last night was actually really romantic.
18:15I feel like it did make us closer.
18:25What do, baby?
18:27So, what do you think, um, what do you think Mateo's going to do with your missus?
18:37I don't know, bud.
18:38Honestly.
18:40Do you reckon he'll win her over?
18:41Nah.
18:41No way, mate.
18:42You reckon?
18:42Look at me, ma.
18:43Handsome man he is.
18:45Hold on, hold on full second, mate.
18:47I think he's into my missus.
19:08Yeah, he definitely is into her.
19:11Yeah.
19:11I had a chat there, I think, last night.
19:14Yesterday, yeah.
19:14Yeah.
19:15Matty boy's come in.
19:16Big little Mateo.
19:18Uh, Mick 2.0, I'd say.
19:19Mick Jr.
19:20You know, he's seeming like he's seeking a bit of inspiration from me here.
19:23And, um, maybe even trying to get my girl.
19:26But, back yourself, see how you go.
19:33Back on the bell.
19:35If he wants to make his moves on her, like, I'm happy for him.
19:37Like, go ahead, brother.
19:39Game on.
19:44Oh, he's in budgies.
19:46Oh, my God, baby's so zesty.
19:49Sorry.
19:49He needs to pull them down a little bit.
19:51Yeah, they're, like, too high.
19:53They're very distracting over there.
19:54They're so distracting.
19:55Stop looking at them.
19:56It's kind of hot.
19:56Girls.
19:57Okay, sorry.
19:58Trying to get the girl's attention, but all they can do is stare at the man, like,
20:01oh, my God, wow, he is so hot.
20:03I mean, respectfully, fair enough.
20:04I would, too.
20:06What about you and Rossi?
20:07Yeah, how's this going?
20:08I don't know.
20:09Yeah.
20:13I can't tell if he likes me or not.
20:15Like, even in bedtime, like, as well, it's just, like, all right, goodnight.
20:19Roll over and go to sleep.
20:20Like, we're not very intimate.
20:21So, I'm actually deadass.
20:23I'm just, like, babe, if you like me,
20:25can't tell, but if you don't, then maybe just let me know so I can stop.
20:28Yeah, I feel like you just need to have, like, an actual serious chat.
20:30Correct.
20:30Because you're, like, having all this fun, like, friendly banter, but, like, what's he doing?
20:35Like, and if someone walks in tomorrow or today...
20:37Exactly.
20:37If someone walks in tomorrow, like, sold.
20:39He needs to, like, he needs to realise that he can lose you and, like, I'm sorry, but you're a bad bitch.
20:43Wait, he really needs to step up his game.
20:45I love you, Roscoe, and I want the best for you,
20:47because there's always a bomb around the corner.
20:49They need to remember that.
20:51Yeah.
20:51Wait, where is he?
20:52It's so paranoid.
20:55He's right behind you.
20:55You all right there, doll?
20:58Are you trying to eavesdrop?
20:59What are you doing there?
21:01Oh, no.
21:02No, I'm just, like, trying to figure out my entry point.
21:04Go on.
21:05We're talking about you.
21:06Hurry up.
21:10He was definitely trying to fucking eavesdrop.
21:13Rossi, baby, we know what you're doing, OK?
21:15Don't make out you're trying to hear something in the water,
21:17because there's no sounds under there, OK?
21:20So then I woke up this morning, and I just sort of, like...
21:21I was, like, affectionate, but I just sort of let him be.
21:25And then he just wasn't very affectionate or anything.
21:26No, I was observing it this morning, because I wasn't...
21:29I observed...
21:29I noticed it last night without you having to tell me.
21:32Yeah.
21:32And went, hmm.
21:33Yeah, so...
21:34No, no, I'm just saying, like, I'm not saying it to get in your head,
21:36but I'm saying it to validate you,
21:38and I can see where you're coming from.
21:39Yeah.
21:39And now he's...
21:40Can you please go to that end of the pool?
21:42What?
21:43Oi, oi, oi, oi!
21:43I'm trying to talk about you.
21:45I'm doing laps.
21:46Like, pick your closet, pick your closet.
21:47Do laps.
21:48Overneath the flamingo.
21:49He's so funny.
21:51You can whisper.
21:53You want?
21:53Anyway.
21:55Okay, well, so today, I think I need to talk to him.
21:58Basically say, babes, do you like me?
22:00Cannot tell.
22:01What do you think of the Ross and Sharon sitch, pinky?
22:07Never mind.
22:10Coming up...
22:11Give it to me.
22:12Oh!
22:14A juicy challenge...
22:16turns from sweet to sour.
22:19Yay!
22:20What's going on?
22:23If Connor is being disingenuous, adios, amigos,
22:26because I do not tolerate that fucking shit for a second.
22:28I'll draw you in, like a moth, to a flame, reckless...
22:42There's romance everywhere on the streets of Spain.
22:45How lovely.
22:47There's romance in the villa too, you know.
22:49Look.
22:50See?
22:51Romance.
22:51And, uh, motor boatman's, well, it's diminishing returns, really.
22:57We work with what we have.
22:58Except Sharon.
23:00Your energy was so flat this morning, but I suppose you did just wake up.
23:04I'm just getting used to being around all these people.
23:06Yeah.
23:06And all this energy, like...
23:08I understand that.
23:09Yeah.
23:09But I did say to the girls just then, and they noticed it too.
23:13I was like, I actually...
23:14I actually can't tell if Ross likes me or not.
23:17Because you're so...
23:19Really?
23:19Yeah.
23:20Because you're so, um...
23:21You're too chill.
23:22And you're not overly affectionate, and you're not very overly, like...
23:27Like, you physically seem distant to me.
23:30Like...
23:30Do I?
23:31Like, not right now, but, like, yesterday, during the day, like...
23:37We're not really, like, ever together.
23:39We're sort of off doing our own thing.
23:42So I'm like, ooh.
23:43Mm.
23:43Maybe he doesn't actually like me, because he seems to be not around me.
23:48No, I do like you.
23:49Of course.
23:51OK, well, maybe just make it more obvious that you like me.
23:55I'm sorry.
23:56Like, what would it look like?
23:57More, more...
23:59You don't even kiss me in bed.
24:00Like, you don't even...
24:02Like, we don't...
24:03We're not very physically affectionate.
24:05I love cuddling you in bed.
24:06Yeah, but, like, bro...
24:08We, like, kiss goodnight, and then that's it.
24:13Well, the first night, you literally told me, like,
24:15I'm not gonna hook up with you.
24:16I'm not gonna make out with you, like, in bed.
24:18It was day one.
24:20Yeah, but, well, still, I mean, well, I just...
24:22It just put me on the back foot of, like,
24:23OK, maybe she doesn't like that much forward affection.
24:26Oh, no, I do.
24:27Well, I thought it was more just, like,
24:28that wasn't what you wanted to do.
24:29I didn't know it was because it was night one.
24:31No, there was night one.
24:32Right.
24:35She made it clear that she does want to make out in the bed,
24:38and I guess I just had in the back of my mind
24:39that's not something she wants to do,
24:40because that's what she told me, you know?
24:43Yeah, I feel like we've been...
24:44I'm glad we cleared that up.
24:45Yeah.
24:46I feel like we've just been a bit stagnant the last few days.
24:50We haven't...
24:51You want to take it to the next level?
24:52I know.
24:53So, you know...
24:54Some nighttime kisses.
24:55Some nighttime kisses.
24:56A little hook-up.
24:57If you want my love, just ask me.
25:00Oh, yeah, what princess would I be, like, do you think?
25:19Cinderella, do you think?
25:19Or what?
25:20Do you know princess?
25:22Not really.
25:22Maybe, like, fucking Tangled with short hair or something,
25:25because she's a bit of a bad bitch.
25:27What's her name?
25:28Tangled.
25:28What's her actual name?
25:29Yeah, yeah.
25:30What's her actual name?
25:32Is her real name Rapunzel?
25:33Oh, yeah, that's the one.
25:36Honestly, I feel like I'm a mix of princesses.
25:39I feel like I have every single ball sack from each princess,
25:43and I've just, like, built, like, this batty,
25:46girly little pink princess with these fat, big, juicy balls.
25:51That's the princess I think I am.
25:53I really want to tan today.
25:56Princess Ballsack and her best friend's ex coming to a theater near you.
26:02Also currently playing, Tamara and Mateo chat while Mick rubs his face in a hat.
26:08How do you feel about Lace sleeping out here?
26:12Like, I obviously understand it.
26:13Do I think she's as open as she said she was to me?
26:18Maybe not.
26:19Does that make sense?
26:20Okay.
26:21So did she tell you she was open for you?
26:23Oh, 100%.
26:23Why?
26:24Like, I probably wouldn't have picked her if it wasn't for that.
26:26No, I totally get that.
26:27Because I feel like when they're talking,
26:31I feel like they tell each other they're pretty locked in.
26:35Yeah.
26:35So I don't, it's interesting.
26:37It is interesting, eh?
26:38How are you feeling towards your, like, couple?
26:42Good.
26:43But I definitely feel like he doesn't take a lot of stuff seriously.
26:48Okay.
26:49So, like, even sometimes I'll ask him a serious question,
26:51he'll answer with a joke.
26:52And I'm like, okay, but are you going to give me the actual answer?
26:55And he doesn't.
26:56So I'm just like, okay.
26:57And what, do you like that or do you, like, what?
27:00No, like, I like the humor for sure.
27:02But I'm like, it can't be all jokes all the time, I feel like.
27:04Yeah, of course, of course.
27:05So, like, I feel like when I talk to you, you actually.
27:06When push comes to shove, yeah.
27:08Yeah, like, I feel like when I talk to you,
27:09you actually give me genuine answers.
27:11So, yeah, I'm like, I feel like I don't know a lot about him.
27:14Okay, interesting.
27:17I'll tell you one thing.
27:19Yeah, bro.
27:20I fucking, I think I got a nick.
27:22Oh, no.
27:23Yeah.
27:24Physical lick?
27:25Yeah.
27:26No, just this fake tan on the hands, really.
27:29Oh, okay.
27:30I can't unsee it, bro.
27:31Yeah, yeah.
27:32It is like she's just dipped her hand in a honey jar.
27:34Yeah, well.
27:37I'm eeked out, bro.
27:39Nah, sometimes I've been able to overcome an eek.
27:42Nah, nah, mate.
27:43She's going to need some, like, bicarb soda and lemon on those hands.
27:46Hey, that's fine.
27:46I mean, look, Sian's probably a bit on the demanding,
27:49pushy side for my kind of chick, too.
27:51Percy.
27:52Darn is?
27:53Yeah.
27:53You feel that?
27:54Yeah.
27:55But, like, she's not perfect.
27:56I'm sure I'm not perfect in her eyes.
27:57Like, I've gotten overeeks before, like, quite quickly.
28:01When you really think about it, and it's not a big deal.
28:04It's really not, because it's a temporary thing.
28:05But, like, she's Irish, bro, so she's always going to be white.
28:09And I like tans.
28:11Oh.
28:12It's a very, very minor ick to have.
28:15But I do truly think that he's setting himself up for maybe she's into Mateo,
28:20and if he gets dropped from that couple,
28:23at least he'll have a reason that he's pre-empted,
28:25and he'll be OK with it.
28:27Do you know what I mean?
28:27Like, it's a defence mechanism to protect his ego, I think.
28:30He's gone for it, mate.
28:32I'm joking.
28:34I'm joking.
28:35Fair play to him.
28:35He needs to.
28:36Let him, yeah.
28:37Yeah, I know.
28:38But, like, I think I need another bomb.
28:43Yeah.
28:43Yeah, I know.
28:44It's early days, too.
28:45It is, it is.
28:46I mean, I only talked to you last night for the first time.
28:48Yeah, yeah.
28:48I feel like that kind of, like, was like, what the fuck?
28:52I didn't expect that at all.
28:54What?
28:55I just didn't expect us to click.
28:56I feel like coming in, like, we just probably just kind of shut each other off
28:59because we're, like, the new bombshells and whatnot,
29:00and then I feel like you and I get along the best.
29:02Yeah, no, we definitely, we definitely do.
29:04Kind of just, like, you know, when you kind of just get someone.
29:06Yeah, I feel like we're kind of somewhat on the same level, for sure.
29:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:09It helps.
29:10Same, like, maturity, same emotional maturity, same bit.
29:13Like, it's just, like, it's all there.
29:15We're balancing out pretty well.
29:17Yeah, I agree.
29:18Mateo just got this really calm energy about him.
29:22I think he shares a lot more and more voluntarily
29:25without you kind of having to dig as much,
29:27and it's been really nice getting to know him.
29:31Don't worry, our Irish queen.
29:33Your fake tan hands are perfect.
29:35As the Islanders play about,
29:38Ross has decided to start the girls' primary school education from scratch.
29:43Gabby.
29:44Gabby and, um, Lacey, this is a strawberry, okay?
29:46Oh!
29:48Ross!
29:48I got a text!
29:50I got a text!
29:52I got a text!
29:54Oh, no, I'm sick!
29:57Islanders, prepare your peaches and plums.
30:01It's time to find out what the superfans really think about you.
30:05You're off to the Garden of Eden for today's challenge.
30:12Forbidden fruit.
30:13Hashtag original sin.
30:15Hashtag rotten or ripe.
30:17I'm guessing we're all going to hell.
30:21Superfans, God, what have they been seeing?
30:23I'm a little bit nervous.
30:24I do have a bit of a loud mouth, so...
30:27Ah, sorry!
30:28I wish I had an arse.
30:29Maybe I should put another pair of undies on underneath.
30:31Yeah, I'll be patting the backside more than the front, mate.
30:34Yeah.
30:38Do you think that this could, like,
30:40possibly stir the pot between people a little?
30:42I think so, yeah.
30:46You're literally rocking a sock.
30:50Oh, yeah, baby!
30:52Well, it looks all right, doesn't it?
30:53Does it look fake?
30:56Is there going to be drama?
30:58Is there going to be tears?
30:59Is there going to be laughing?
31:02I actually have no idea.
31:03It's bloody different every single day in here.
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31:29I can't see either staying intact because a die-hard group of fans,
31:34known as the superfans, have been watching a feed from the villa.
31:39And now, the islanders are about to get their first insight into what the superfans think of them.
31:42It's forbidden thrill.
31:43Make it go!
31:45Woo!
31:46Woo!
31:47Woo!
31:48Woo!
31:49Woo!
31:50Woo!
31:51Woo!
31:52Woo!
31:53Woo!
31:54Woo!
31:55Woo!
31:56Woo!
31:57Woo!
32:10Yeah!
32:11Ha-ha-ha!
32:12Woo!
32:13Woo!
32:14Woo!
32:14will make a sexy entrance to the Garden of Eden.
32:17An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
32:19And one big bite of my banana's gonna keep you up all night,
32:23baby girl.
32:25Oh, my God! Give it to me.
32:29Was it hot and sexy?
32:30I would say it was more messy and gross,
32:33but that's part of the fun, isn't it?
32:34They then read a question that was put to the superfans.
32:38What percentage of superfans
32:40thinks Tamara and Mick could win Love Island as a couple?
32:44I really don't know what the superfans are gonna be thinking,
32:47but we're gonna run with high.
32:49We think the answer is 70%.
32:52We think the answer is...
32:5517%.
32:58We've known each other for 24 hours, love.
33:00It's boys versus girls and the Islander
33:03closest to the correct percentage wins.
33:06The correct answer is 15%.
33:10I think it was a fair reflection.
33:13We've had a good initial connection,
33:14but it's so new and fresh.
33:18I think Tamara and I would definitely have better chemistry.
33:22Next to fondle some forbidden fruit,
33:25it's Sharon and Ross.
33:26Oh, Ross!
33:28Yes, darling?
33:28My papaya's throbbing for you.
33:30Oh, baby!
33:34It was my first time going down a papaya,
33:36and, um, I kind of liked it.
33:39Always a good move to see the men
33:41pleasure the papaya first, ladies first.
33:44Please and thank you.
33:48Ross and I are very excited to spice this challenge up.
33:50We're making it extra wet, baby!
33:53What percentage of superfans think that
33:56Sean and Ross have good sexual chemistry?
33:58Oh, that's rough, cos we've been talking about it.
34:03Earlier today, we chatted this all out.
34:05I definitely know that this one will be low.
34:07Ross and I have not been on the same page about our intimacy.
34:10We think the answer is 18%.
34:13Ooh.
34:14We think the answer is 30%.
34:17Mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm.
34:19Mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm.
34:20The correct answer is...
34:2424%.
34:26Oh, man!
34:27Oh, smack bang in the middle!
34:29That's pretty good.
34:29Oh, shit.
34:30Yeah, but I know I feel differently, babe.
34:33So do I.
34:34Moving forward, that 24% is way too low in my mind.
34:38I think more kissing and a bit more PDA.
34:41Let's get that shit up.
34:43Let's get that shit up.
34:43Woo!
34:45Oh!
34:47I'm so hungry.
34:49I need some food.
34:51Oh!
34:52Can I offer you some fresh melon?
34:53No!
35:01I was up in there, like, melon, melon.
35:04Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
35:09Oh, my God, my kiss and jotham is sexy.
35:11It's spicy.
35:12It's spicy.
35:13What percentage of superfans think Gabby could have her head
35:17turned by a new bum?
35:19Ooh.
35:20Ooh.
35:22I am literally with jotham 24-7 in here.
35:25I think we have probably one of the strongest connections in here.
35:28But I don't know how I'm coming across.
35:30We think the answer is 50%.
35:32Ooh.
35:34We think the answer is 50%.
35:36Oh!
35:37Oh!
35:38Oh!
35:39The correct answer is 69%.
35:43Oh!
35:44Oh!
35:45Oh!
35:46Oh!
35:47Oh!
35:48Oh!
35:49Oh!
35:50Oh!
35:51Oh!
35:52Oh!
35:53Oh!
35:54Oh!
35:55Oh!
35:56Oh!
35:57Oh!
35:58Oh!
35:59And I don't think another man could turn my head.
36:04Look, I think that her head will change.
36:06I'm not gonna lie.
36:07If someone gave her enough attention,
36:11anything could happen.
36:12There's nothing better than a big, juicy peach.
36:18You can say that again.
36:25The kiss with Connor, it was actually so good.
36:31It was sexy, it was fruity, it was fun.
36:35We're normally so vanilla.
36:37What percentage of superfans think that Connor
36:40is genuinely looking for love?
36:42100, 100%.
36:47What do you reckon?
36:48I think 90+.
36:50Connor's a lover boy, this one's high for sure.
36:52We think the number is 92%.
36:56We think the answer is 91%.
36:59I'm in here for the right reasons, this one's going to be high.
37:05The correct answer is 11%.
37:11What are they saying that we're not?
37:20Yeah, what are they saying that we're not, boys?
37:23Look, look, what do they know?
37:26It was a bit of a, what the fuck?
37:28I'm here for love, but believe what you want to believe.
37:34Oh, she didn't kiss back.
37:36Oh.
37:36I feel so rattled.
37:39If Connor is being disingenuous, one thing I've learned since coming to Spain is how to say,
37:45adios amigos, because I do not tolerate that fucking shit for a second, and I never will.
37:49What a lovely pair.
37:56Thanks, babe.
37:57I grew them myself.
37:58Oh.
37:58Oh.
37:58Oh.
37:59Oh.
37:59Oh.
37:59Oh.
38:00Oh.
38:00Oh.
38:01Oh.
38:02Oh.
38:03Oh.
38:04Oh.
38:05Oh.
38:06Oh.
38:07Oh.
38:08Oh.
38:09Oh.
38:10We had a bit of fruit on us, so it was, like, even more kind of saucy.
38:14Yeah.
38:15Oh.
38:17Oh.
38:18It was fucking hard to watch.
38:20Lacey, like, wants high standards and shit from me and doesn't want me to kiss anyone,
38:25but can go and kiss who she wants.
38:27It makes me look like a mug.
38:29What percentage of superfans think Matteo is the most genuine islander in the villa?
38:34I'm genuinely, in this villa, looking for love.
38:41That answer should be, like, a million percent.
38:43Eleven percent?
38:44Fifteen percent?
38:45Yeah.
38:46All us girls think that this is going to be low.
38:48We think the answer is 65 percent.
38:51Oh!
38:52We think that the number is 11 percent.
38:55Oh.
38:56Oh.
38:57Fuck yous.
38:58That's crazy.
38:59That's crazy.
39:00It's hard not to be insulted by that.
39:02I literally stopped my life to come on here for love and for that to kind of get shoved
39:07in your face.
39:08I don't know.
39:09It was like a kick in the, like, dick.
39:10The correct answer is...
39:15Ninety percent.
39:17Ninety!
39:18Oh!
39:19Yeah!
39:20Ninety.
39:21Matteo, let's go!
39:22Sorry.
39:23We love you.
39:24Don't be sorry.
39:25You're all right.
39:26He's one of the most genuine people I've ever met, so I understood why he was upset that
39:31the girls put his percentage so low.
39:33Woo!
39:34Woo!
39:35Woo!
39:36Woo!
39:37Help me.
39:38My plums are leaking.
39:39Oh!
39:40Oh!
39:41Did someone call a plumber?
39:43Yeah!
39:44Woo!
39:45Woo!
39:46Woo!
39:47Woo!
39:48Woo!
39:49Woo!
39:50Woo!
39:51Woo!
39:52Woo!
39:53Woo!
39:54Woo!
39:55Woo!
39:56Woo!
39:57Woo!
39:58Woo!
39:59Woo!
40:00Woo!
40:01Woo!
40:02Woo!
40:03Woo!
40:04Woo!
40:05Woo!
40:06Woo!
40:07Oh my God!
40:08Woo!
40:09Oh my God!
40:10Oh my God!
40:12Come on.
40:13If we were gonna go tip for tat, mate, I'll always win that game, so yeah.
40:16That's ruthless.
40:17That's actually ruthless.
40:18That's not.
40:19That's ruthless, because it taught me he wouldn't touch her again.
40:22Kai, if you're gonna kiss your ex, don't promise me that you're not going to kiss your ex.
40:29you know what i mean like don't make a promise that you can't keep what percentage of super fans
40:35think yana and kai will end up boyfriend and girlfriend again
40:43this one's so hard i am absolutely on the edge of my seat things with kai and lacy are going well
40:50but kai and yana they're exes in one bedroom together sharing a bed we think the answer is
40:5885 percent i agree uh we think the answer is 70 percent
41:07the correct answer is
41:1352 percent
41:17split the group split the group i think the super fans would like to maybe see a love story come out
41:23of this but yeah i don't know when are you guys getting back together i mean yana and kai is
41:29exciting definitely like i like the idea of it i think it's cute i think it's like a romance movie
41:34really maybe a bit of a tragic one but uh nonetheless still a good story
41:41he has been telling me that he's all for me he doesn't want anyone else and he wants nothing to
41:47do with her i just feel like why can't there just be one time where i don't have to get hurt i just don't
41:58understand like all i want is just a normal relationship
42:17i don't know
42:23the forbidden fruit challenge has left a sour taste thankfully work experience lucia's outside with the
42:29cattle prod to make sure the islanders look happy upon their return
42:35yes five hit let's chat girls let's chat how is everyone how is it feeling because that was quite
42:42intense and how do you feel about your answer i don't know i feel like i can't i think you guys
42:47know me the best that was the biggest curveball of the night yeah yeah i don't think i've faked
42:51myself once in here what is that again 11 11 11 oh do you know what i think it is is the thing
42:57of coming here with a game plan of just staying in love and staying yeah because you haven't opened
43:02yourself up enough to different people yeah i haven't given other people chances yeah but why would
43:05you when you got something strong going on that's my point it obviously doesn't sound great
43:09the last thing i'd want izzy to think is that i'm just sort of in here to play a game um i'm just
43:14pretty desperate to have a chat to her and just see where her head's at are you wigged out yeah yeah
43:18are you ready yeah a little do you doubt it or um because i just don't know what's being said behind
43:23my back and that rings me up because i feel like oh i've been around so many ingenuine people in my life
43:27and i'm like just don't want to like yeah have that happen to me again because i'm like actually
43:31starting to catch feelings yeah that one deep down i've been feeling is this too good to be true
43:39i feel like my guard is coming down and to hear that just makes me feel really uncomfortable
43:43and vulnerable and exposed all right yana babe oh yeah me um i think 50 50 is like fair enough for
43:50them yeah like i have been upset yeah you are exes it was it is exes it was recent they're not sure
43:57so like it's not like they're sure or anything really um oh i don't know i feel like
44:05like i feel like this just happens to me sorry it's not i'm not upset at you babe yeah like sorry
44:13no i need this is coming like it's okay baby take your time oh i wanted to off from that debrief
44:21talk to us talk to us how are you feeling talk i think it's like the fact that like every time i'm
44:28happy with someone it just gets taken away like i'm always the one that like puts on my heart
44:34like no that's okay do you feel like he's like it's okay i just feel like i feel like i get more
44:42upset at myself because when i do like someone i do kind of just really love so easily and like
44:51like that's why i just get hurt because like i just
44:57i want to talk about the next big thing was um lacy's reaction yeah yeah i feel like lacy's burning
45:03eyes into you as if it's your choice look like she got in there they got into it like juicy all
45:08that shit like she can challenge mate if she can go in there and just do that like what do you
45:12i'm just gonna go oh yeah cool like you know what i mean it's like it's a double standard there like
45:16she's going and getting into work here but then you're not allowed to yeah i mean i can see why
45:20kai's upset like she's painting him a bit as the bad guy again like what which is kind of what
45:26happened to me in a sense you know i don't know man like it's a it's given off quite immature vibes
45:30to be honest with you um i just think that lacy's going around in circles she doesn't know what she
45:34wants and going from one triangle to another and i don't really want that in a woman at all so yeah
45:41you honestly doll like conserve your energy yeah and only give it to the people who deserve it when
45:45they deserve it yeah as they be a mirror to the i reckon wait for him to speak to you about it
45:50don't go killing him i'm not gonna yeah yeah yeah don't say anything no no no no no if he doesn't
45:56pull me yeah and reassure me yeah i don't want that no why would i have that wait for him to come
46:01reassure you yeah yeah oh no we don't care don't need a billionaire don't need only 11 of the superfans
46:12think connor is genuinely looking for love in the villa don't worry pal only 11 of viewers think
46:17my jokes are funny and i still have a job you'll be fine i wasn't expecting that like i'm a good
46:23judge of character yeah but then like obviously everyone else has seen a different thing and it
46:29like kind of like stresses me out of course yeah it's not nice to hear oh why do you think that they
46:35rated you 11 i try not to read into it because i know what we've got yeah i just don't want you to like
46:40i just don't want to be with someone who's like coming on here for exposure and like yeah playing
46:44the game because like i'm not staying with you to play it safe i'm staying with you because i genuinely
46:48like you for me it's just making me question how genuine he actually is because my biggest fear is
46:53that i'm being partnered up with someone who's not actually coming to this villa for love if i wanted to
46:59be in here and stay in here as long as i could i think i'd be keeping my options a bit more open
47:04like i didn't even talk to tamara when she come in do you know what i mean like i haven't
47:08i haven't even showed half the people in here who i am because i'm set on you like i want to
47:13get to know you trust is so important in a relationship and i don't expect her to just
47:19give it to me but um i think i've earned it pretty well in here there's nothing you're not telling me
47:23though no okay yeah like i said we just have to trust each other yeah because it will come out
47:28exactly and i will find out yes exactly like i said baby keep on keeping on
47:33when you're a dad you're going to make the most embarrassing jokes i feel like he was very
47:40honest with me so i'm going to trust connor but i still will have my wits about me i don't
47:44around okay i'm glad we talked
47:47i'm very happy with the way that conversation ended and it ended on a kiss so super fans
48:07lacy was upset that kai kissed yana so passionately in the challenge and has been waiting so long for
48:13to come chat to her that she's fallen into a deep sleep things are real mysterious man i think there's
48:18a full number side to you that no one knows ah priorities kai princess ballsack needs true love's
48:24kiss i feel like i feel like he's a copper mate i feel like he's in it a real mind so tired
48:32the fact that he didn't really try to pull me for a chat i think i'm done i'm ready to turn lesbian
48:38so sign me up i'm just very protective of where i put my energy of where i put it or maybe i'm
48:47not going to have anyone i don't know what the word is for that but what's the word when you're
48:51just into yourself and you're into no one else because that's where i'm at
48:57you okay babe i girls i just need to sit on the toilet and fart for a second okay anything
49:01oh god please stop you know no i'm just done like i can't be fucked i mentally checked out
49:10with everything i think you really need to chat to him first before you check
49:14no but he's showing that he doesn't he doesn't give a flying yeah yeah yeah yeah question yeah
49:20more shit comes out of his mouth and his asshole that's for sure yeah
49:23more shit comes out of car's mouth then he's awesome he's got no balls he's a little though
49:36it's actually inverted dick what a little shit um i think his behavior is giving like inverted dick
49:45behavior like your dick is actually inverted through your asshole and it's pushing the
49:56shit right up through your mouth that's why he talks so much shit
50:04you can fuck right off hey more shit comes out of your mouth than your asshole babe what do you mean
50:11you can't say that no i'm done what do you mean you sit there and say like you're going to be
50:17mutual about it and not do that and you're going to suck his face like nothing get him pretty much
50:21suck your tits like what do you want me to do just go oh yeah cool and just get mugged off okay
50:25we both said like we wanted to be mutual about it and like you go and do that like it's pretty
50:28shit he just kind of stood there and was like yeah we should go for it i don't even know what he
50:33really said to be honest because his vocabulary is like the vocabulary of a two-year-old
50:38do you not get where i'm coming from like i feel like if i just didn't do anything then i'll just
50:41look like an absolute you can just leave just go what just actually just go i don't really want
50:48i actually don't want anything to do with you anymore but how is that fair it's a different
50:54situation babe obviously what's so like i just what so you want you just want to neck on with
50:58everyone you want off just go fucking piss take that fuck me dude you're a fucking piss take hey
51:05hey what a joke hey what a joke mate
51:19handsome prince inverted dick has come to the pool having just told princess ball sack she was
51:42a joke after she told him to f off if disney doesn't bid for the rights to make this film
51:48they can kiss next year's box office goodbye
51:56all right man oh is she still just not done what who what the what i'm just both times
52:04yeah you're a fucker i don't know okay i don't want that she just blew up in me going i can't
52:09believe you're a girl and you're going you can't even say that like when i was like what so you
52:15think i'm not making any of y'all this whole time you can neck on every single bloke and you've got
52:18a different i'm like you know it's a piss take and you get the fuck out we're done i'm like yeah
52:24righto bud um yeah i just told kai to fuck off because i did just want him to fuck right off
52:34okay how was that fair so much yeah how's that fair bro and that was like she just pretty much
52:37called me and this guy got embarrassed me and i was like well yeah how's that like she called you
52:41and just tell me that she goes you're a fucking joke when i went there and just went door going
52:45like how's that fat like yeah kai walking down to the pool he was definitely quite heated like you
52:52think you're gonna fucking treat me like that just not really making sense of himself either just
52:56spitting words out kind of thing it's definitely a familiar act so i know what was going on there
53:12oh lice no i'm okay i think i'm just so done like i'm so i think you guys need to have a proper
53:20chat though like just babe whose idea was it to bring in cockhead kai
53:30i think you guys need to just have a chat when you both aren't like
53:34obviously it's heated right now come and have a normal conversation with me don't walk past smirking at me
53:41i'm sick and tired of the male species every single conversation i have with a man i somehow lose
53:52more brain cells and it's almost as if i don't like i already don't have brain cells but i'm just going
54:00in the negatives i know you guys are hated right now don't settle you guys don't have a proper chat when
54:07you both can't hate it i'm just throwing drain babe i have no i have nothing left in me to
54:12i know how you feel i'm literally becoming a therapist for my ex-boyfriend and my best friend
54:18to get together like what's going on here ah another day in paradise hey another day in paradise
54:25i know in paradise kai kai do you want to go for a chat
54:45where where are there sure the fact that i had to pull you for a chat is pissing me off what do you
54:55mean i try i've been trying to talk to you and you said no like you literally just like you didn't
54:59really try let's be real come on ah i feel like it's so dull i get where you're coming from but i
55:06feel like it's such double standards when we both say like let's not but you said to me you promise
55:11you won't do that again knowing how much it hurt yeah if you show me mutual respect and you're on the
55:16same basis i have then you go and suck his face it was not to that extent you know that i've never
55:31tried to intentionally hurt you whereas you've intentionally hurt me i'm not intentionally
55:35doing anything i'm intentionally not hurt myself because you literally said oh well she kissed old
55:39mate so i'm gonna let yeah let's do it well look i'm not gonna make the mug out of myself this is what
55:43i'm saying you're saying that i'm playing games but that to me is playing games you think yeah
55:47i'm playing i'm just playing what you're playing that's how i say i'm not playing games kai though
55:50this is what i'm saying well then i don't know what you're doing then you tell me one thing there
55:54and then you do the opposite you've done it the whole time so do you get where i'm coming from
55:59the whole time i never wanted to do that well then don't do it this is what i'm saying you don't
56:04have to do it just to get back at me that's what i'm saying it's like childish behavior
56:13the whole time you've been playing games with me like are you kidding me it's been
56:17tit for tat the whole the time it hasn't kai it has not been tit for tat it has the whole
56:22no it hasn't it's just him being a gaslighting motherfucker like it just makes no sense to me
56:29at all and like it just doesn't it just oh honestly i would not have cared if it was anyone else
56:37it's just the fact that you have said you want nothing to do here and look at the situation
56:41time you've been put in a position to prove that to me you've like and you're not proving it to me
56:45either but the banana snapper you're actually a joe you're actually a joe i don't have fun with
56:51you new boys i'm cutting because i'm done with this like i don't know what you want me to do treat me
56:56like a mug as much as i sound like a complete idiot
57:08i was really really starting to like him
57:15sure it looks like there's a lot of turmoil in the villa but i can assure you next time
57:33there is plenty of romance oh and a massive fire pit with a dumping no one will see coming
57:38next time there's high romance on horseback wait mine's going to the toilet oh yeah you let it go
57:51baby and in the hideaway can't believe we're having alone time i have been thinking about alone time
57:58with jotham so much like oh he's so sexy then i wish i was here for a chit chat but unfortunately
58:07this isn't a social visit a selfie-sized surprise will all the boys please stand up tonight
58:17someone will be dumped
58:18holy
58:28you
58:30you
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