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Drama is the specific mode of fiction represented in performance. The term comes from a Greek word meaning "action" (Classical Greek: δρᾶμα, drama), which is derived from "I do" (Classical Greek: δράω, drao). The two masks associated with drama represent the traditional generic division between comedy and tragedy. They are symbols of the ancient Greek Muses, Thalia, and Melpomene. Thalia was the Muse of comedy (the laughing face), while Melpomene was the Muse of tragedy (the weeping face). Considered as a genre of poetry in general, the dramatic mode has been contrasted with the epic and the lyrical modes ever since Aristotle's Poetics (c. 335 BCE)—the earliest work of dramatic theory.
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00:00Polly put the kettle on, Polly put the kettle on, Polly put the kettle on, we'll all have tea.
00:30What are you doing? I'm taking a break. What's it look like? Are you shitting me? You've been sat on your arse all day while I've been working. Wrong. I've been looking for jobs online all day, actually. Give me a break, Paul. This has been going on for months. I'm trying my best. Your best? Your best?
01:00Well, your best ain't fucking good enough. Look at the state of this place. It's like a shithole. You're nothing but a lazy bitch. How dare you talk to me like that? I'm not your fucking slave.
01:30No.
01:31I'm trying to deal with the kettle on, even though I
01:53Give me your phone.
02:03My phone? Why?
02:14Can't have you wasting time gossiping now.
02:21Now I'm going out for a while.
02:32And I want all this shit cleaned up before I get back.
02:37Understand?
02:40Good girl.
02:51Yeah?
02:55Yeah, I'll be there in a few minutes, yeah?
02:58I'll just get held up by my bitch wife.
03:01Yeah, you know how it is.
03:03Yeah, I'll see you in a bit, yeah?
03:09Yeah, I'll see you in a bit.
03:21It's fair to say that neither have come into it in the greatest of form.
03:28Real Madrid were very fortunate.
03:31Stick out Perry in the oven, yeah?
03:33Let's take a kettle on Paul.
03:49There's a good girl.
04:02Can't I just sit down for a second?
04:07I'm really tired.
04:27Okay, of course.
04:42That curry already, yeah?
04:45I'm really tired.
05:01I'm really tired.
05:04I'm tired.
05:06I'm really tired.
05:26I'm really tired.
05:31What did I say to you about not talking to others when you've got things to do?
05:59You don't have time to talk to nosy neighbours.
06:02You belong to me.
06:04Your husband.
06:06The one who provides for you.
06:08Who cares for you.
06:10And the only one who loves you.
06:14Now why can't you get that through your thick fucking skull?
06:25You just caught me unaware, that's all.
06:28You're my wife.
06:41My wife must obey her husband.
06:43All I did was-
06:44Was-
06:45Was-
06:46Disobey me.
06:47I didn't-
06:48Again.
06:49I didn't-
06:50I wasn't-
06:51Now you do as I command.
06:55You dirty bitch.
07:16Look what you've done.
07:18Get cleaned up for fuck's sake.
07:25Get your clothes off.
07:39Do you-
07:40Do you-
07:41Please-
07:42Do you want to-
07:43Take-
07:44Your clothes off.
07:54No.
07:55Do it slowly.
07:57Do it the way I trained you.
08:00Yeah.
08:01That's better.
08:02That's right.
08:03This'll be a ball.
08:16Get onto the road.
08:17And you've only got the bit where the tyres actually touch the road.
08:38Look.
08:39Look.
08:40Well.
08:41Get the snacks in.
08:43I've got a piece of A4 paper.
08:46Yeah.
08:48A little bit.
08:49I've got a piece of A4 paper.
08:50All that power.
08:51Just that little bit.
08:52Yes.
09:05And that is really-
09:07Thank you very much.
09:37raw milk
09:45raw milk
09:49raw milk
09:53raw milk
10:02raw milk
10:36Thanks very much, Richard.
10:40All our questions have been put to 100 people before the show.
10:43Our contestants here need to find the obscure answer those 100 people didn't get.
10:46Now, everyone's trying to find a pointless answer, of course.
10:48That's an answer that none of our 100 people gave.
10:51And each time that happens, we will add 200 million pounds to today's jackpot.
10:54Now, Estelle and Kat didn't win the jackpot last time, so we have another £1,000 for that.
10:59So today's jackpot starts off at £2,000.
11:02Okay, our first captain today is flagged.
11:09It's flagged inside your pair, so it's going to go first.
11:13And we're going to go first, please step up to the podium.
11:21Okay, and our question is first.
11:24The tropics of capital...
11:26Polly!
11:40What have you done to me?
11:43I think I'm going to go...
11:45Polly!
11:46Polly!
11:47Polly!
11:48Oh, yeah, sorry, Angola, but I'm very afraid that he took off from, er, from the, er...
12:03...the, er...
12:04Thanks very much, Richard.
12:06We'll...
12:07...we'll...
12:08...we'll...
12:09...we'll...
12:10...we'll...
12:11...we'll...
12:12...
12:23I've always been very good at making tea, haven't I, Tony?
12:28Wally put the kettle on, Wally put the kettle on, Wally put the kettle on, we'll all have tea.
12:40I put the kettle on just for you.
13:00Wally put the kettle on, Wally put the kettle on, Wally put the kettle on, we'll all have tea.
13:20Wally put the kettle on, Wally put the kettle on, Wally put the kettle on, we'll all have tea.
13:30It will all have tea.
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