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00:00Previously on Love Island Australia.
00:10The boy that I would like to couple up with is Mick.
00:13Tamara and Mateo made a steal.
00:16The girl I would like to couple up with is Lacey.
00:20Lacey, you look pretty shocked by that.
00:23Yeah.
00:25And after a recoupling.
00:28The boy I would like to couple up with is...
00:30Rossi baby.
00:31Connor.
00:32Jetham.
00:34Yana made a heartbreaking decision.
00:37The boy I would like to couple up with tonight is...
00:40Kai.
00:42And Cooper and his cowboy hat went bye-bye.
00:46Yee-haw.
00:48Toonight!
00:55I can't tell if he likes me or not.
00:58Does Ross give a toss?
01:00He physically seemed distant to me.
01:02I feel like we've just been a bit...
01:04...sagnant.
01:06And the Islanders sample some forbidden fruit.
01:10It was sexy.
01:11It was fun.
01:12We're normally so vanilla.
01:14But not everyone...
01:16...makes me look like a mug.
01:17Too compared to that guy.
01:19Likes the taste!
01:20If you're gonna kiss your ex...
01:22...don't promise me that you're not going to kiss your ex.
01:25Kiss your ex.
01:26Kiss your ex.
01:27I'm done.
01:28What do you mean?
01:29You're gonna suck his face?
01:30Like, what do you want me to do?
01:31Just go, oh yeah, cool.
01:32And just get mugged off?
01:33Like, how is that fair?
01:34Kai, just off.
01:36Just go.
01:37What a joke, eh?
01:39Okay.
01:55A night of high drama and recoupling saw Yana having to choose between Cooper and ex-boyfriend Kai.
02:02It was a simple choice.
02:03Her ex, who allegedly cheated on her and has been macking on with her best friend in front of her.
02:08Or Cooper, with whom she had no beef.
02:11Unfortunately for Cooper, Yana's an absolute carnivore.
02:21How are you feeling?
02:22You all?
02:23I'm fucking full on .
02:25You all?
02:26Yeah.
02:27It's a bit hard now.
02:28I need to have a chat with y'all.
02:30Yeah.
02:31I'm fine.
02:32Yeah.
02:33I'm fine.
02:34All right.
02:35You all?
02:36Yeah, I'm fine.
02:37I'm fine.
02:38Yeah.
02:39I'm fine.
02:40Yeah.
02:41Hey, Shaylin.
02:42Hey.
02:43Cool.
02:45Don't think I like you.
02:47Whatever.
02:48I know you said you do.
02:49Sit.
02:50Um, yeah.
02:51Um, spacious, eh?
02:53Oh, that's a bit wet.
02:54Before anything, I just want to let you know I didn't pick you to be with you.
03:08I picked you because I know that you have a connection in here.
03:12Yeah, I'm very grateful that you chose me.
03:14Yeah.
03:15Like, that wouldn't have been easy for you.
03:17Yeah.
03:18And I want you to pursue that because I know she likes you a lot and you like her a lot.
03:24And I know that Cooper didn't really have a connection here and I wouldn't feel comfortable,
03:31um, trying to get a connection with him.
03:34So, yeah.
03:37I don't even know what to say.
03:38I wanted to give you the chance with her.
03:43Even though it fucking kills me to watch, but...
03:48I appreciate that.
03:51I actually really do.
03:52That's actually really nice.
03:54Um, yeah.
03:55I'm actually stunned.
03:56I don't even know what to say.
03:58I'm like, thank you.
03:59Um, I don't even know how I'm here, actually.
04:04No, if I'm honest with you.
04:05Yeah, I've wanted to see you walk out of those walls so badly.
04:08I'm not gonna lie.
04:09Mmm.
04:10I bet you did.
04:11But, um, yeah.
04:13At the end of the day, I'd rather hurt one person than two.
04:18So...
04:19That's very mature.
04:22I hope Kai has the smarts tonight to know that I have the bed and he's on the day bed
04:29because, yeah, he owes me a solid after that.
04:34Fabulous.
04:35I'm so good at this.
04:37How many pillows am I getting?
04:38There's gonna be no chair left.
04:39There you go.
04:40Take a seat.
04:41I've got a nice sort of thing going on with Tamara, you know?
04:43It's kind of what I wanted.
04:45A model, tall, skinny, beautiful, coming in, picking me.
04:50It's great, you know?
04:52Did you have an idea of who Mateo was gonna pick?
04:55No.
04:56You?
04:57I could not...
04:58Well, yeah.
04:59Yeah, I thought he was gonna pick Garna.
05:00I did too.
05:01Like...
05:02Yeah, that surprised me.
05:03And then I knew she was gonna pick Kai, to be honest.
05:06Although...
05:07Yeah, I did too.
05:08Although...
05:09Yeah, I did too.
05:10I did too.
05:11Okay.
05:12Alright, give me a cut off.
05:18You're still a ****, I swear to God.
05:34I still hate your fucking guts.
05:36Oh my goodness, mate.
05:38I think...
05:39Oh, he's walking with his hand, isn't he?
05:41Yeah, he's still a gentleman.
05:43Still a gentleman, but they literally hated each other.
05:46Yeah, but that's a nice story, isn't it?
05:48That's like real love, coming back.
05:50Do you think...
05:51Do you think that they could possibly...
05:53Like, yeah.
05:54I...
05:55Yeah.
05:56I don't know if I'm meant to say that, but I think it...
05:58I know.
05:59Hey, guys.
06:00Come hang out.
06:01Hey, big dog.
06:02I really wanna hang out with you.
06:03If I'm honest with y'all.
06:04Yeah.
06:05Mmm.
06:06Um...
06:07I don't think...
06:08Can I have a chat after you're done?
06:09Of course.
06:10Yeah.
06:12Um...
06:13Yeah, this whole situation has been really messy.
06:18Um...
06:19And I can understand that would've been really hard.
06:21Mm.
06:22And weird thing for Jana.
06:23Yeah, of course.
06:24Weird thing for him, weird thing for me.
06:25Like...
06:26Mm-hmm.
06:27It's the whole thing is just the biggest headache.
06:31Mm-hmm.
06:32Mm-hmm.
06:33And a mess.
06:34Mm-hmm.
06:35Like, that ex situation.
06:36Mm-hmm.
06:37Oh, my God.
06:38Mateo picking me.
06:39I was not expecting that.
06:40Like...
06:41Babes.
06:42The titties were, in fact, very blindsided.
06:43Especially my right one.
06:44Cause this one's, like, more, like, stronger.
06:45Like, very more powerful.
06:46She was blindsided, babe.
06:47Babe.
06:48Babe.
06:49I was not expecting that.
06:50Babe.
06:51I was not expecting that.
06:52Like, babes.
06:53The titties were, in fact, very blindsided.
06:57Especially my right one.
06:58Cause this one's, like, more, like, stronger.
07:00Like, very more powerful.
07:01She was blindsided, babe.
07:02Your face sped down there, Will.
07:04Your fucking...
07:05Babe, I was not expecting that.
07:06Yeah.
07:07Yeah.
07:08I didn't think you would be anyways.
07:10But do you know what?
07:11I feel like we did hug her face,
07:12babe.
07:13Yeah.
07:14Yeah.
07:15Well, I feel like we did have a really cool chat.
07:19Are you excited?
07:20I'm curious.
07:21Yeah, I'm honestly, honestly, honestly, mixed emotions.
07:27Like, yeah, mixed emotions.
07:30What do you mean?
07:32Like, I don't know.
07:41Yeah.
07:42Cool.
07:42Yeah, it's a weird, weird situation.
07:47Like, I feel like no guy wants to pick a girl
07:49and them having, like, that mixed emotions about that choice.
07:53I know it was so, like, sudden and she hasn't had time to process it,
07:56but it also gave me a sense of she doesn't really know 100% what she wants.
08:00So, could you put it on me?
08:06Baby, you've got one night, so could you put it on me?
08:10Yeah.
08:13And so you're sleeping on the day bed?
08:16Yeah, I don't know.
08:17It's not even yet, but, yeah.
08:18Because I could go back to bed with old mate if you want.
08:20Oh, I don't know, I don't want you to.
08:22Oh, I don't want you to.
08:24Okay.
08:25Not at all.
08:26Hmm.
08:26I genuinely did think that Kai was going to be going home tonight,
08:34so I never want to take a kiss from Kai for granted again.
08:38Take your bloody hands out of your bloody pants.
09:05Stop making it sus.
09:06You just make it sus yourself, babe.
09:09No, I'm trying.
09:11Damn, boy.
09:17His peepee went yay, yay.
09:19And I was like, nay, nay.
09:22Sorry.
09:24Speaking of small erections,
09:25did you know the villa team erected the teepee in just 30 minutes?
09:29They're the best.
09:30Irish Queen Tamara now sits on this erection to chat to Mateo.
09:34It's a tent, you perverts.
09:36Hi.
09:36How are you?
09:37Good, how are you?
09:38I just wanted to give you a minute to...
09:40To breathe?
09:42Just, yeah.
09:42Yeah.
09:43Nah, I've kind of processed it and stuff.
09:45I'm, like, happy now.
09:47How do you feel?
09:47I feel like Mick, who obviously I picked, who's right there.
09:53Yeah.
09:58He's very funny.
09:59Yeah, he is.
09:59He's got really good banter, and I don't think everyone gets his humour.
10:03What a do, baby.
10:05Yeah.
10:05But I think his humour is so funny.
10:06Like, I think he's hysterical.
10:08Yeah, definitely.
10:08So, yeah, I definitely was, like, out of everyone, I was like, I'll be the most comfortable.
10:13Yeah, of course.
10:14Like, with him.
10:15Or would you say your, like, ideal man is that you'd bring home to mum?
10:19I feel like I just like someone who's funny and nice.
10:22Yeah, okay, cool.
10:23Who's got good family values, too.
10:24Mm, definitely.
10:25Looks-wise, tall, dark and handsome.
10:28Mm.
10:28Tattered.
10:29Really?
10:30Mm-hmm.
10:31Like, how tattered?
10:32As tattered as possible.
10:33Yeah, we definitely vibe.
10:37Like, definitely vibe.
10:38Hey, boys.
10:39Yeah, Lindsay, boo.
10:40Hi.
10:41How are you?
10:41Hey.
10:41Good.
10:42Good.
10:42You look happy-chappy tonight.
10:44Do I?
10:45Yeah.
10:46Oh, smiley.
10:47I'm happy for you.
10:48Thanks, babe.
10:49She's having a bit of a chat to Mateo down there, though.
10:51You're all right?
10:52No, I feel good.
10:53I think she has a vibe with Mateo.
10:56I find him mighty boring.
10:59I don't really see Mateo as a threat, if I'm honest.
11:01Like, if anything, he's a bit of a mini-me, but maybe not as cool.
11:05So, at the end of the day, I'm in bed with her tonight, and he's not.
11:09What car do you drive?
11:10An Audi.
11:11Really?
11:11Yeah.
11:12Yeah, nice.
11:12Guess what I'll drive.
11:13Oh, okay.
11:15No one ever guesses.
11:16Okay.
11:17Is it, is it like a van?
11:19It's a van.
11:20Yes.
11:20Oh, I can't fuck that one.
11:21Oh, my God, I win.
11:23All the cars I've owned, I've named, right?
11:26Oh, same.
11:27Nice.
11:28My Audi's Anastasia.
11:29Like 50 shades.
11:32Yeah.
11:32Nice.
11:33Yeah.
11:33Nice.
11:34Come on.
11:34It's an Audi.
11:35And then the Vans are, because it's a French vanilla colour.
11:38It's like a baguette, because it looks like a baguette.
11:41A baguette, yeah.
11:43I don't even know if it's baguette or baguette.
11:45I say baguette.
11:47Order me vida.
11:48Oh, my goodness.
11:54I'm definitely surprised with how good my first chat is going with Mateo.
11:57I definitely think I get butterfly vibes.
12:00He makes me very, like, smiley.
12:03And, yeah, I definitely feel like I kind of light up around him a little bit.
12:06Mm.
12:07Yeah, I know.
12:08Sorry, I'm just getting fucking lost in your eyes.
12:11Jesus Christ.
12:12It's crazy.
12:13Guys, the Spanish culture minister is here for an inspection.
12:34They think we're making a cooking show.
12:36No kissing for the next 10 minutes.
12:39I said no kissing.
12:40No kissing.
12:41What am I, a joke to you?
12:42So you're a saint or a sinner?
12:46I don't know, babe.
12:48What's a saint?
12:49A good person.
12:50Babe, I think a saint.
12:51No, you're wrong.
12:52You're wrong.
12:53Babe, a saint is a devil, and a sinner is a good person.
12:57Purple, devil.
12:58Purple, pink, pink.
12:59Angel, devil.
13:01Mate, are you colourblind or something?
13:03That's purple, and that's purple.
13:04That is pink, and that is pink.
13:06Yeah, well, you're a loser.
13:08And you look awesome.
13:08Yeah, so what's your plan tonight?
13:11Get a whole bed to yourself.
13:13Yeah, I want a bed to myself on a starfish.
13:18I used to be bleach bon.
13:19It looks like, like, obviously brunette, but, like, golden.
13:23Aw, you're so sweet.
13:24Is that?
13:25Yeah, is that good?
13:25I'm glad that's where you're going.
13:26How are you going?
13:27Good.
13:28Chocolate.
13:28I just feel like...
13:31Yeah.
13:33What?
13:34Yeah, I just feel like we're really vibing.
13:36Yeah, I'm loving it.
13:39Yeah.
13:41I don't feel like this is forced at all.
13:43No, definitely not.
13:43And I was not expecting this coming into the villa.
13:45I know, I think that's what's, like, taken me back the most, is, like, I'm so open, so I knew, like, the possibility was there.
13:52But for it to be, like, the first girl, like, a couple of old bits, it's just, like, what's the plan here?
13:58Like, what's going on?
13:59Yeah.
14:00But I'm loving it.
14:02Like, I can't actually really put it into words, to be honest.
14:05It just feels good.
14:07And just, like, I always find myself just, like, looking for you.
14:11100%.
14:12Yeah.
14:12Everyone's noticing the girl's, like, oh, look, we know why he looks at you, and so, like...
14:16Yeah.
14:17Oh, well, that's our cute quota done for the day.
14:22Lacey, you're up.
14:24Now.
14:24Now.
14:25I don't know if you're, like, a cuddly kind of guy in the bed.
14:30Yeah.
14:31So, if you are, you're going to hate me for this.
14:33Why?
14:34Oh, you're so cute.
14:35Why?
14:36So, Kai is going to sleep in the day bed.
14:40Really?
14:41Because, like, him and Yana...
14:43Yeah, of course, of course, of course.
14:44It's pretty...
14:44That's totally fine.
14:46So, I'm thinking I'm going to go sleep in the day bed with you.
14:49That's fine.
14:50Yeah.
14:50But, like, I don't want you thinking, oh, my God, I'm completely off here.
14:54No, no, no, not at all, not at all, not at all.
14:56It was just obviously, like...
14:57Because I do like your vibe, and I do really, really like our chat.
15:00Mm-hmm.
15:00And I think you're really cool.
15:02Mm-hmm.
15:03Um...
15:05Lacey telling me this, I feel like it's kind of, like, turned me off a bit.
15:09I'm not going to lie.
15:09Like, I'm all about, you know, finding a true connection for everyone in here.
15:14So, if that's where her, obviously, head and feelings are at, that's fine.
15:18Um, but I won't be making an effort.
15:21No, I won't be.
15:22A little bit naughty.
15:23I've been a little bit wild.
15:26Now I'm looking for somebody.
15:29I want to give you a cuddle.
15:31You're an absolute legend.
15:33You've got big balls, babe.
15:35I'll give you that.
15:35It's been a little bit crazy.
15:38I've been a little bit hurt.
15:41Now I'm looking for somebody to live again.
15:44Hi.
15:45Hi.
15:46Hi.
15:46Here come the cuddle buddies.
15:50Can you lie down, please?
15:52You want me lying down?
15:53I have to grab my pillow.
15:56Sorry, babe.
15:57Oh, sorry.
15:58Sorry, babe.
15:59Oh, no, your hair is wet.
16:01Yeah, I just had a swim.
16:02Oh, my God.
16:03Night, Lacey.
16:04Night, babs.
16:05Have a good sleep.
16:06Night, guys.
16:07Night, guys.
16:08Night, guys.
16:09Love you all.
16:10Oh, already kicking my pillow off.
16:12Nice.
16:13Yeah.
16:13Oh.
16:15Good night, everyone.
16:17Good night.
16:18Love you.
16:18Sleep tight, bubba.
16:20I couldn't leave him out in the freezing bloody cold
16:23with those cockroaches and moths and flies and mozzies.
16:27So, princess over here is, in fact, non-princessing right now
16:34for a man, which I thought I would never be having to do
16:37in my life ever.
16:43Little breast date, boy.
16:48But now I found you
16:50Never gonna fall
16:55But now I found you
16:59I know you think that it makes it better
17:18Gives you everything cause it's a real go-getter
17:22Hey Pinky, I speak flamingo
17:23Give us the juicy goss from last night
17:25What you see?
17:29Quiet, Lacey can hear you
17:32Oh Christ
17:34Morning people
17:42Morning
17:43Good morning
17:46How did you sleep?
17:48I slept good
17:49Yeah, you can build me a princess castle
17:52for sleeping out here with you
17:53Hmm
17:54It's my eyebrows
17:59Yeah, they look great
18:00A little pushy?
18:01No, not pushy
18:02I think you just slept on them
18:03I figured they're all going in different directions
18:04Sharing the day bed with Kai
18:11outside last night
18:12was actually really romantic
18:14I feel like it did make us closer
18:16What do you think, um, what do you think Mario's gonna do with your missus?
18:37I don't know, ba
18:38Honestly
18:39Do you reckon he'll win her over?
18:41Nah
18:41No way, mate
18:42Look at me now
18:43Handsome man he is
18:44I don't fall second, mate
18:47Nice
18:54Bit sweaty
18:55I don't know
19:00Taylor's body's hard as fuck, hey
19:01Do you reckon?
19:02Yeah
19:02Yeah
19:03I think he's into mummies
19:08Yeah, he definitely is into her
19:11Yeah
19:11I had a chat there
19:13I think last night
19:14Yesterday, yeah
19:14Yeah
19:14Matty boy's come in
19:16Big little Mateo
19:17Uh, Mick 2.0 I'd say
19:19Mick Jr.
19:20You know
19:20He's seeming like he's seeking a bit of inspiration from me here
19:23And, um, maybe even trying to get my girl
19:26But, back yourself, see how you go
19:33Back on yourself
19:34If he wants to make his moves on her, like, I'm happy for him
19:37Like, go ahead, brother
19:38Game on
19:40Oh, he's in budgies
19:45Oh my god, baby's so zesty
19:48Sorry
19:49He needs to pull them down a little bit
19:50Yeah, they're, like, too high
19:52They're, like, very distracting over there
19:54It's so distracting, stop looking at them
19:56It's kind of hot
19:56Girls
19:56Okay, sorry
19:58Trying to get the girl's attention
19:59But, all they can do is stare at the men, like, oh my god, wow, he is so hot
20:03I mean, respectfully, fair enough
20:04I would, too
20:05What about you and Rossi?
20:07Yeah, how's this going?
20:08I don't know
20:09I can't tell if he likes me or not
20:14Like, even in bedtime, like, as well, it's just, like, all right, goodnight
20:18Roll over and go to sleep
20:20Like, we're not very intimate
20:21So, I'm, I actually deadass
20:23I'm just, like, babe, if you like me, can't tell
20:25But if you don't, then maybe just let me know
20:27So I can stop
20:28Yeah, I feel like you just need to have, like, an actual serious chat
20:30Correct
20:30Because you're, like, having all this fun, like, friendly banter
20:33But, like, what are you, what's he doing?
20:35Like, and if someone walks in tomorrow
20:37Exactly, if someone walks in tomorrow, like, sold
20:39Like, he needs, like, he needs to realise that he can lose you
20:41Yeah
20:42And, like, I'm sorry, but you're a bad bitch
20:43Wait, he really needs to step up his game
20:45I love you, Roscoe, and I want the best for you
20:47Because there's always a bomb around the corner
20:49They need to remember that
20:50Yeah
20:51Wait, where is he?
20:52He's so paranoid
20:53He's right behind you
20:55You all right there, doll?
20:58Are you trying to eavesdrop?
20:59What are you doing there?
21:01Oh, no
21:01No, I'm just, like, trying to figure out my entry point
21:04Go on, we're talking about you
21:05Hurry up
21:07He was definitely trying to fucking eavesdrop
21:12Rossi, baby, we know what you're doing
21:15Okay, don't make out you're trying to hear something in the water
21:17Because there's no sounds under there, okay?
21:20So then I woke up this morning and I just sort of, like
21:22I was, like, affectionate, but I just sort of let him be
21:25And then he just wasn't
21:25No, I was observing it this morning because I wasn't
21:29I observed, I noticed it last night without you having to tell me
21:32Yeah
21:32And went, hmm
21:33Yeah, so
21:34I'm just saying, like, I'm not saying it to get in your head
21:36But I'm saying it to validate you
21:37And I can see where you're coming from
21:39Can you please go to that end of the pool?
21:42What?
21:42I'm trying to talk about you
21:45I'm doing laps, like, pick your private, pick your private
21:47Do laps over near the flamingo
21:49He's so funny
21:50You can whisper, you want?
21:53Anyway
21:54Okay, well, so today, I think I need to talk to you
21:58Basically say, babes, do you like me?
22:00Cannot tell
22:00What do you think of the Ross and Sharon seats, Pinky?
22:07Never mind
22:08Coming up
22:11Give it to me
22:12A juicy challenge
22:15Turns from sweet
22:17To sour
22:19What's going on?
22:23If Connor is being disingenuous
22:24Adios amigos
22:25Because I do not tolerate that fucking shit for a second
22:28There's romance everywhere on the streets of Spain
22:45How lovely
22:46There's romance in the villa too, you know
22:49Look!
22:50See?
22:51Romance!
22:52And, uh, motor
22:54Well, it's diminishing returns, really
22:57We work with what we have
22:58Except Sharon
22:59Your energy was so flat this morning
23:01But I suppose you did just wake up
23:02I was just getting used to being around all these people
23:06Yeah
23:06And all this energy, like
23:07I understand that
23:09But I did say to the girls
23:10Just then, and they noticed it too
23:13I was like
23:14I actually
23:14I actually can't tell if Ross likes me or not
23:16Because you're so
23:19Really?
23:19Yeah
23:20Because you're so, um
23:21You're too chill
23:22And you're not overly affectionate
23:24And you're not very overly
23:25Like
23:26Like
23:28You physically seem distant to me
23:30Like
23:30Do I?
23:31Like
23:31Not right now
23:32But like
23:33Yesterday
23:34During the day
23:36Like
23:37We're not really like
23:38Ever together
23:39We're sort of off
23:40Doing our own thing
23:42So I'm like
23:42Ooh
23:43Maybe he doesn't actually like me
23:45Because he seems to be
23:46Not around me
23:47No
23:48No, I do like you
23:49Of course
23:50Okay, well maybe just make
23:52It more obvious
23:53That you like me
23:54I'm sorry
23:55Like what
23:56What would it look like?
23:57More, more
23:58You don't even kiss me in bed
24:00Like you don't even
24:01Like
24:02We don't
24:03We're not very physically affectionate
24:05I love cuddling you in bed
24:06Yeah, but like
24:07Bro
24:07We
24:08Like kiss goodnight
24:09And then that's it
24:10Well the first night
24:14You literally told me
24:15And you're like
24:15I'm not gonna hook up
24:16I'm not gonna make out with you
24:17Like in bed
24:17It was day one
24:19Yeah, but
24:20Well still
24:21I mean
24:21Well it just put me on the back foot
24:23Of like
24:23Okay, maybe she doesn't
24:24Like that much forward affection
24:26Oh no, I do
24:27Well I thought it was more
24:28Just like
24:28That wasn't what you wanted to do
24:29I didn't know it was
24:30Because it was night one
24:31No, there was night one
24:31Right
24:32She made it clear that
24:36She does want to make out in the bed
24:37And I guess I just had in the back of my mind
24:39That's not something she wants to do
24:40Because that's what she told me
24:41You know
24:42Yeah, I feel like we've been very
24:44I'm glad we cleared that up
24:45Yeah
24:46I feel like we've just been a bit
24:47Stagnant the last few days
24:50We haven't
24:51You want to take it to the next level
24:52You want some night time kisses
24:55Some night time kisses
24:56A little bit of a hook up
24:57If you want my love just ask me
25:00No pressure
25:01Oh yeah what princess would I be
25:17Like do you think
25:18Cinderella
25:19Do you think
25:19Or wait
25:20Do you know princess
25:21Not really
25:22Maybe like fucking
25:23Tangled with short hair or something
25:25Because she's a bit of a bad bitch
25:26Was her name
25:27Tangled
25:28Was her actual name
25:29Yeah, yeah
25:30Was her actual name
25:31Is her real name Rapunzel
25:33Oh yeah that's the one
25:34Honestly
25:36I feel like I'm a mix
25:38Of princesses
25:39I feel like
25:40I have every single ball sack
25:42From each princess
25:43And I've just like
25:44Built like this
25:45Batty
25:46Girly little pink princess
25:47With these fat
25:48Big
25:49Juicy balls
25:50That's the princess
25:52I think I am
25:53I really want to tan today
25:55Princess ballsack
25:58And her best friend's ex
25:59Coming to a theatre near you
26:01Also currently playing
26:03Tamara and Mateo chat
26:04While Mick rubs his face in a hat
26:07How do you feel about
26:09Lace sleeping out here?
26:12Like I obviously understand it
26:13Do I think she's as open
26:17As she said she was to me
26:18Maybe not
26:19Does that make sense?
26:20Okay
26:20So did she tell you
26:22She was open to me?
26:23Oh 100%
26:23Like I probably wouldn't have
26:25Picked her if it wasn't for that
26:26No I totally get that
26:27Yeah
26:27Because I feel like
26:28When
26:29They're talking
26:31I feel like
26:32They tell each other
26:33They're pretty locked in
26:34Yeah
26:35So I don't
26:36It's interesting
26:37It is interesting
26:38How are you feeling
26:39Towards your
26:40Like couple?
26:42Good
26:43Good
26:44But I definitely feel like
26:44Hey what's going on baby?
26:45He doesn't take a lot of stuff seriously
26:48Okay
26:48So like even
26:49Sometimes I'll ask him a serious question
26:51He'll answer with a joke
26:52And I'm like
26:53Okay but are you gonna
26:54Give me the actual answer
26:55And he doesn't
26:56So I'm just like
26:56Okay
26:57I'm like
26:58And what do you
26:58Do you like that
26:59Or do you like
26:59Like what?
27:00Not like
27:00I like the humour for sure
27:02But I'm like
27:02It can't be all jokes
27:03All the time
27:04I feel like
27:04Yeah of course
27:04Of course
27:05So like I feel like
27:06When I talk to you
27:06When push comes to shove
27:07Yeah
27:08Yeah like I feel like
27:08When I talk to you
27:09You actually give me genuine answers
27:10So yeah
27:11I'm like
27:12I feel like I don't know
27:12A lot about him
27:13Okay
27:14Interesting
27:15I'll tell you one thing
27:18Yeah bro
27:19I fucking
27:20I think I got Nick
27:22Oh no
27:23Yeah
27:23Physical lick
27:25Yeah
27:25No just this fake tan
27:27On the hands really
27:28Oh okay
27:30I can't unsee it bro
27:31Yeah yeah
27:31It is like
27:32She's just dipped her hand
27:33In a honey jar
27:34Yeah well
27:34I'm eeked out bro
27:38Nah I
27:40Sometimes I've been able
27:41To overcome an inch
27:42Nah nah mate
27:43She's gonna need some
27:43Like bicarb soda
27:44And lemon on those hands
27:45Hey that's fine
27:46I mean look
27:47Sian's probably a bit
27:48On the demanding
27:49Pushy side
27:50For my kind of chick too
27:51Can I see
27:52Darnies?
27:53Yeah
27:53You feel that?
27:54Yeah
27:54But like she's not perfect
27:55I'm sure I'm not perfect
27:56In her eyes
27:57Like
27:57I've gotten over
27:59Ix before
28:00Like quite quickly
28:00When you really think
28:02About it
28:02And it's not a big
28:03It's not a big deal
28:03It's really not
28:04Because it's a temporary thing
28:05But like she's Irish bro
28:06So she's always gonna be white
28:08And I like tans
28:10Oh
28:11It's a very very minor
28:14Ix to have
28:15But I do truly think
28:16That he's setting himself up
28:17For
28:18Maybe she's into Mateo
28:20And if he gets
28:21Dropped
28:21From that couple
28:23At least he'll have a reason
28:24That he's preempted
28:25And he'll be okay with it
28:27Do you know what I mean?
28:27Like it's a defence mechanism
28:28To protect his ego
28:29I think
28:30He's gone for it mate
28:32I'm joking
28:33I'm joking
28:34Fair play to him
28:35He needs to
28:36Let him
28:36Yeah
28:37Yeah I know
28:38But like
28:38I think I need another bomb
28:40Yeah
28:43For sure
28:44It's early days too
28:45It is
28:45It is
28:45I mean I only talked to you
28:46Last night for the first time
28:47Yeah yeah
28:48Yeah I was like
28:49This is like our second conversation
28:50I feel like that
28:50I feel like that kind of like
28:51Was like what the fuck
28:52I didn't expect that
28:53At all
28:53What?
28:55I just didn't expect us to click
28:56I feel like coming in
28:57Like we just probably
28:57Just kind of shut each other off
28:59Because we're like
28:59The new bombshells and what not
29:00And then I feel like
29:01You and I get along
29:02Yeah we definitely
29:03We definitely do
29:04You know when you kind of
29:05Just get someone
29:06Yeah I feel like we're kind of
29:07Somewhat on the same level
29:08For sure
29:09It helps
29:10Same like maturity
29:11Same racial maturity
29:13Same bit
29:13Like it's just
29:14We're balancing out
29:16Pretty well
29:17Yeah I agree
29:17For sure
29:17Mateo just got this really
29:20Calm energy
29:21About him
29:22I think he shares
29:23A lot more
29:24More voluntarily
29:25Without you kind of
29:26Having to dig as much
29:27And
29:28It's been really nice
29:29Getting to know him
29:30Don't worry our Irish queen
29:33Your fake tan hands
29:34Are perfect
29:35As the Islanders
29:37Play about
29:38Ross has decided
29:39To start the girls
29:40Primary school education
29:42From scratch
29:43Gabby
29:43Gabby and Lacey
29:45This is a strawberry
29:46Okay
29:46Oh
29:47Ross
29:50I got a text
29:51I got a text
29:54Islanders
29:58Prepare your peaches
30:00And plums
30:01It's time to find out
30:03What the super fans
30:04Really think about you
30:05No
30:06You're off to the garden of Eden
30:09For today's challenge
30:11Forbidden fruit
30:13Hashtag
30:14Original sin
30:15Hashtag
30:15Rotten or right
30:17Don't see any chance
30:18I'm guessing we're all going to hell
30:21Super fans
30:22God
30:22What have they been seeing
30:23I'm a little bit nervous
30:24I do have a bit of a loud mouth
30:26So
30:26Ah
30:27Sorry
30:27I wish I had an ass
30:29Maybe I should put another pair of undies on
30:31underneath
30:31Yeah
30:32I'll be patting the back side
30:33More than the front
30:33Do you think that this could like
30:40Possibly stir the pot
30:41Between people a little
30:42I think so
30:43Yeah
30:44You're literally rocking a sock
30:48Oh yeah baby
30:51Well it looks alright doesn't it
30:54Does it look fake
30:56Is it going to be drama
30:58Is it going to be tears
30:59Is it going to be laughing
31:00I actually have no idea
31:03It's bloody different
31:04Every single day in here
31:05Stay hydrated
31:11And slay this summer
31:13With that new
31:13Love Island water bottle
31:15It's giving mate
31:16Character energy
31:17Straight from the villa
31:18If you want your tea
31:20Piping hot
31:21But your water
31:21Ice cold
31:22This bottle's got your back
31:24And your name on it
31:25Get yours now
31:27At loveislandshop.com.au
31:30I can't see either staying intact
31:31Because a diehard group of fans
31:44Known as the super fans
32:00Have been watching a feed from the villa
32:02And now the Islanders are about to get their first insight
32:05Into what the super fans think of them
32:08It's
32:08Forbidden Frick
32:10Let's go
32:12Let's go
32:13Couples will make a sexy entrance to the Garden of Eden
32:17An apple a day keeps the doctor away
32:19And one big bite of my banana is going to keep you up all night baby girl
32:23Oh my god
32:26Give it to me
32:27Was it hot and sexy?
32:30I would say it was more messy and gross
32:32But that's part of the fun isn't it?
32:34There then read a question that was put to the super fans
32:38What percentage of super fans think Tamara and Mick could win Love Island as a couple?
32:44I really don't know what the super fans are going to be thinking
32:46But we're going to run with high
32:49We think the answer is 70%
32:52We think the answer is 17%
32:56We've known each other for 24 hours love
32:59It's boys versus girls and the Islander closest to the correct percentage wins
33:05The correct answer is 15%
33:09I think it was a fair reflection
33:13We've had a good initial connection but so new and fresh
33:16I think Tamara and I would definitely have better chemistry
33:20Next to fondle some forbidden fruit
33:24It's Sharon and Ross
33:26Oh Ross
33:27Yes darling
33:28My papaya is throbbing for you
33:30Oh baby
33:31It was my first time going down a papaya
33:36And I kind of liked it
33:38Always a good move to see the men
33:41Pleasure the papaya first
33:43Ladies first
33:44Please and thank you
33:46Ross and I are very excited to spice this challenge up
33:50We're making it extra wet baby
33:53What percentage of super fans think that
33:56Sean and Ross have good sexual chemistry?
33:59Oh
33:59Oh that's rough because we've been talking about it
34:04Earlier today we chatted this all out
34:06I definitely know that this one will be low
34:08Ross and I have not been on the same page about our intimacy
34:11We think the answer is 18%
34:14We think the answer is 30%
34:18The correct answer is
34:2224%
34:25Oh smack bang in the middle
34:29Pretty good
34:29Oh shit
34:30Yeah but I know I feel differently babe
34:32So do I
34:34Moving forward that 24% is way too low in my mind
34:37I think more kissing and a bit more PDA
34:41Let's get that shit up
34:42Let's get that shit up
34:43I'm so hungry
34:49I need some food
34:51Oh
34:51Can I offer you some fresh melon?
34:53No
34:54I was up in there like melon melon
35:03Oh my god my kiss and drop them is sexy
35:11It's spicy
35:12It's spicy
35:12What percentage of superfans think Gabby could have her head turned by a new bum?
35:18Oh
35:19I am literally with Jotham 24-7 in here
35:24I think we have probably one of the strongest connections in here
35:27But I don't know how I'm coming across
35:29We think the answer is 50%
35:32Oh
35:33We think the answer is 50%
35:37The correct answer is 69%
35:45So 70% of them think I'm going to have my head turned
35:5169
35:5169% I'm like actually shocked
35:55Never say never but I feel like I'm really locked in with Jotham
35:58And I don't think another man could turn my head
36:02Look I think that her head would change
36:06I'm not going to lie
36:07If someone gave her enough attention
36:09You know anything could happen
36:12There's nothing better than a big juicy peach
36:17You can say that again
36:21The kiss with Connor
36:28It was actually so good
36:30It was sexy
36:32It was fruity
36:34It was fun
36:35And we're normally so vanilla
36:36What percentage of super fans think that Connor is genuinely looking for love?
36:43Oh
36:43100
36:46100%
36:47What do you reckon?
36:48I think 90 plus
36:50Connor's a lover boy
36:51This one's high for sure
36:52We think the number is 92%
36:56We think the answer is 91%
36:59I'm in here for the right reasons
37:04This one's going to be high
37:05The correct answer is
37:0711%
37:11What?
37:12What is he?
37:14What is going on?
37:18What are they saying that we're not?
37:20Yeah, what are they saying that we're not, boys?
37:23Look, look, what do they know?
37:26It was a bit of a what the fuck
37:28I'm here for love but believe what you want to believe
37:31Oh, she didn't kiss back
37:36I feel so rattled
37:39If Connor is being disingenuous
37:41One thing I've learnt since coming to Spain
37:43Is how to say
37:44Adios amigos
37:45Because I do not tolerate that fucking shit for a second
37:48And I never will
37:49It's a pretty passionate kiss
38:11We had a bit of fruit on us
38:12So it was like even more kind of saucy
38:14Yeah
38:15It was fucking hard to watch
38:20Lacey, like, wants high standards and shit from me
38:24And doesn't want me to kiss anyone
38:25But can go and kiss who she wants
38:27Makes me look like a mug
38:29What percentage of super fans
38:31Think Mateo is the most genuine islander in the villa?
38:38I'm genuinely in this villa looking for love
38:40That answer should be like a million percent
38:4311%
38:4415%
38:46Yeah
38:46All us girls think that this is going to be low
38:48We think the answer is 65%
38:51We think that the number is 11%
38:55Oh
38:56Fuck yous, that's crazy
38:58That's crazy
39:00It's hard not to be insulted by that
39:02I literally stopped my life to come on here
39:04For love and for that to kind of get shoved in your face
39:08I don't know, it was like a kick in the, like, dick
39:10The correct answer is
39:1290%
39:1690%
39:1790%, let's go
39:22Sorry
39:23We love you
39:24Don't be sorry, you're right
39:25He's one of the most genuine people I've ever met
39:28So I understood why he was upset that the girls put his percentage so low
39:33Help me, my plums are leaking
39:39Did someone call a plumber?
39:44Yeah
39:45I definitely knew Lacey would have been looking at me, but fuck, after her kissing from the tail, too complain that I am
40:03Oh my god
40:05Oh my god
40:06Oh my god
40:07Oh my god
40:08Oh my god
40:10Oh my god
40:11Oh my god
40:12If you were going to go tip for tart mate, I'll always win that game, so yeah
40:16That's ruthless, that's actually ruthless
40:18That's what it is, because he told me he wouldn't touch her again
40:21Kai, if you're gonna kiss your ex, don't promise me that you're not going to kiss your ex
40:28You know what I mean?
40:29Like, don't make a promise that you can't keep
40:31What percentage of super fans think Yana and Kai will end up boyfriend and girlfriend again?
40:38Oh wow
40:42This one's so hard
40:44I am absolutely on the edge of my seat
40:46Things with Kai and Lacey are going well
40:49But Kai and Yana, they're exes in one bedroom together sharing a bed
40:55We think the answer is 85%
40:58I agree
41:00We think the answer is 70%
41:03The correct answer is
41:0752%
41:14Ooh
41:15Split the group, split the group
41:17I think the super fans would like to maybe see a love story come out of this
41:23But yeah, I don't know
41:25When are you guys getting back together?
41:27I mean Yana and Kai is exciting definitely
41:29Like I like the idea of it
41:31I think it's cute
41:32I think it's like a romance movie really
41:33Maybe a bit of a tragic one but uh
41:36Nonetheless, still a good story
41:38He has been telling me that he's all for me
41:43He doesn't want anyone else and he wants nothing to do with her
41:47I just feel like why can't there just be one time where I don't have to get hurt
41:56I just don't understand
41:57I just don't understand
41:58Like all I want is just a normal relationship
42:03The forbidden fruit challenge has left a sour taste
42:10Thankfully work experience Lucy is outside with the cattle prod to make sure the islanders look happy upon their return
42:18I don't know
42:19I don't know
42:20I don't know
42:21I don't know
42:22I feel like I can't
42:23I think you guys know me the best
42:24That was the biggest curveball of the night
42:25Yeah
42:26Yeah
42:27Yeah
42:28I don't think I've faked myself once in years
42:29What was that again?
42:30Eleven
42:31Eleven
42:32Eleven
42:33Oh
42:34Do you know what I think it is?
42:35Is there a thing of coming here with a game plan of just being in love and staying in love?
42:36Yeah
42:37Because you haven't opened yourself up enough to different people
42:38Yeah, I haven't given other people chances
42:39Yeah, but why would you when you've got something?
42:40Yes
42:41Yes
42:42Yes
42:43Five hits
42:44Five hits
42:45Yes
42:46Five hits
42:47Five hits
42:48Five hits
42:49Let's chat girls
42:50Let's chat
42:51How's everyone
42:52How's everyone feeling?
42:53Because I was quite intense
42:54How do you feel about your answer?
42:55I don't know
42:56I feel like I can't
42:57I think you guys know me the best
42:58That was the biggest curveball of the night
42:59Yeah
43:00Yeah
43:01I don't think I've faked myself once in years
43:02What percent was that again?
43:03Eleven
43:05Something's wrong going on
43:06That's my point
43:07It obviously doesn't sound great
43:08The last thing I'd want Izzy to think is that I'm just sort of in here to play a game
43:13I'm just pretty desperate to have a chat to her and just see where her head's at
43:16Are you wigged out?
43:17Yeah
43:18Are you really?
43:19Yeah a little
43:20Do you doubt it or?
43:21Cause I just don't know what's being said behind my back and that rings me up
43:23Cause I feel like
43:24Oh yeah
43:25I've been around so many ingenuine people in my life and I'm like just don't want to like
43:28Yeah
43:29Have that happen to me again
43:30Cause I'm like actually starting to
43:32Catch feelings
43:33Yeah
43:34That one
43:35Deep down I've been feeling is this too good to be true?
43:38I feel like my guard is coming down and to hear that just makes me feel really uncomfortable
43:43And vulnerable and exposed
43:44Yeah
43:45Oh yeah me
43:46I think 50-50 is like fair enough for them to think like I have been upset
43:51Yeah
43:52You are exes, it was recent
43:54Yeah it is exes, it was recent
43:55They're not sure
43:56Yeah
43:57So like it's not like they're sure or anything really
43:59How are you feeling?
44:00How are you feeling doll?
44:01Um
44:02I don't know I feel like
44:06I feel like this just happens to me
44:08Sorry
44:09I'm not upset at you babe
44:10Yeah
44:11Like sorry
44:12I'm sorry
44:13No I knew this is coming
44:14Aw
44:15It's okay baby take your time
44:17Oh I wanted to fuck off from that debrief
44:20Talk to us
44:21That was alive
44:22Talk to us how are you feeling?
44:23Talk
44:24It's like the fact that like every time I'm happy with someone it just gets taken away
44:30Like I'm always the one that like puts on my heart
44:34Like
44:35No that's okay
44:36I feel like
44:37Do you feel like he's like
44:38It's okay
44:39I just feel like
44:40I feel like I get more upset at myself
44:43Because when I do like someone I do kind of just really love so easily
44:49And like that's why I just get hurt because like I just
44:56I want to talk about the next big thing was um Lacey's reaction
44:59Yeah
45:00Yeah
45:01I feel like Lacey's burning eyes into you as if it's your choice
45:04As if it's your choice
45:05She didn't look at her
45:06They got into it like juicy
45:07All that shit
45:08It's a challenge mate
45:09If she can go in there and just do that
45:11Like what do you fuck
45:12I'm just gonna go oh yeah cool
45:13Like you know what I mean
45:14It's a double standard there
45:15Like she's going and getting into work here
45:17But then you're not allowed to
45:18Yeah I mean I can see why Kai's upset
45:20Like she's painting him a bit as the bad guy
45:23Again like what which is kind of what happened to me in a sense
45:26You know I don't know man
45:27Like it's a it's given off quite immature vibes to be honest with you
45:30Um
45:31I'm just thinking Lacey's going around in circles
45:33She doesn't know what she wants
45:34And going from one triangle to another
45:36And I don't really want that in a woman at all
45:38So yeah
45:40You honestly doll like conserve your energy
45:42Yeah
45:43And only give it to the people who deserve it
45:44Yeah
45:45As they earn your trust
45:46Be a mirror to the actions
45:48I reckon wait for him to speak to you about it
45:49Don't go calling him
45:50I'm not gonna pull you
45:51Send the day with the girls like
45:52Yeah yeah
45:53Don't say anything to you
45:54No no no no no no
45:55Yeah no of course not boo
45:56If he doesn't pull me
45:57Yeah
45:58And reassure me
45:59Yeah
46:00Wait for him to come reassure you
46:01Yeah
46:02Yeah
46:04Oh no we don't care
46:06Don't need a billionaire
46:08Don't need a guy
46:09Only 11% of the super fans think Conor is genuinely looking for love in the villa
46:14Don't worry pal
46:15Only 11% of viewers think my jokes are funny and I still have a job
46:19You'll be fine
46:20I wasn't expecting that
46:22Like I'm a good judge of character
46:23Yeah
46:24But then like obviously
46:26Everyone else has seen a different thing
46:28Yeah
46:29And it like kind of like stresses me out
46:31Of course
46:32Yeah it's not nice to hear
46:33Well why do you think that they rated you 11%
46:35I try not to read into it because I know what we've got
46:38Yeah
46:39I just don't want you to like
46:40I just don't want to be with someone who's like coming on here for exposure
46:42Yeah
46:43Like playing the game
46:44Because like I'm not staying with you to play it safe
46:46I'm staying with you because I genuinely like you
46:48For me it's just making me question how genuine he actually is
46:51Because my biggest fear is that I'm being partnered up with someone
46:54Who's not actually coming to this villa for love
46:56If I wanted to be in here and stay in here as long as I could
47:01I think I'd be keeping my options a bit more open
47:03Like I didn't even talk to Tamara when she come in
47:05Do you know what I mean?
47:06Yeah
47:07Like I haven't even showed half the people in here who I am
47:09Because I'm set on you
47:11Like I want to get to know you
47:13Trust is so important in a relationship
47:16And I don't expect her to just give it to me
47:19But I think I've earned it pretty well in here
47:21There's nothing you're not telling me there?
47:22No
47:23Okay
47:24Yeah
47:25Like I said we just have to trust each other
47:26Yeah, because it will come out
47:27Exactly
47:28And I will find out
47:29Yes, exactly
47:30Like I said baby
47:31Keep on keeping on
47:35When you're a dad you're going to make the most embarrassing jokes
47:38I feel like he was very honest with me
47:40So I'm gonna trust Connor
47:41But I still will have my wits about me
47:42I don't fuck around
47:45Okay
47:46Well I'm glad we talked to you
47:49Mmmmm
47:50Mmmmm
47:51It's nice and cold
47:52Is it?
47:53Let me have a nice hit
47:54I'm very happy with the way that conversation ended, and it ended on a kiss, so, super fans.
48:07Lacey was upset that Kai kissed Yannis so passionately in the challenge,
48:11and has been waiting so long for him to come chat to her, that she's fallen into a deep sleep.
48:16Things are real mysterious, man. I think there's a full number of sides.
48:19Mysterious isn't too long.
48:20Ah, priorities, Kai. Princess Balsak needs true love's kiss.
48:25I feel like he's a copper, mate. I feel like he's in it a real moment.
48:29So tired.
48:32The fact that he didn't really try to pull me for a chat, I think I'm done.
48:37I'm ready to turn lesbian. So sign me up.
48:40I'm just very protective of where I put my energy.
48:44Of where I put it.
48:46Or maybe I'm not going to have anyone. I don't know what the word is for that,
48:50but what's the word when you're just into yourself and you're into no-one else,
48:53because that's where I'm at.
48:57Are you okay, babe? Girls, I just need to sit on the toilet and fart for a second, okay?
49:00Anything?
49:01Oh, God, please stop.
49:03No.
49:06I'm just done.
49:07I can't be fucked. I mentally checked out with everything.
49:11I think you really need to chat to him first before you check.
49:14No, but he's showing up. He doesn't give a flying fuck.
49:18He's out there fucking yappy, yappy, yappy, yappy, shinnies.
49:19Yeah.
49:20More shit comes out of his mouth than his asshole, that's for sure.
49:23Yeah.
49:25More shit comes out of Cara's mouth than his asshole.
49:30Why is he doing it?
49:31He's got no balls.
49:33He's a loser.
49:34He actually has no balls.
49:36It's actually inverted dick.
49:38What a little shit.
49:40Um, I think his behaviour is giving, like, inverted dick behaviour.
49:47Like, your dick is actually inverted through your arsehole
49:53and it's pushing the shit right up through your mouth.
49:59That's why he talks so much shit.
50:01You can fuck right off, hey.
50:07More shit comes out of your mouth than your asshole, babe.
50:10What do you mean? You can't say that.
50:12Nah, I'm done.
50:13I'm actually done.
50:14What do you mean?
50:14You sit there and fucking say, like, you're going to be neutral about it
50:18and not do that and you go and suck his face like nothing,
50:20get him to pretty much suck your tits.
50:21Like, what do you want me to do?
50:22Just go, oh, yeah, cool, and just get mugged off?
50:24Okay.
50:25We both said, like, we wanted to be neutral about it
50:27and, like, you go and do that.
50:28Like, it's pretty shit.
50:29He just kind of stood there and was like,
50:31yeah, we should go for it.
50:32I don't even know what he really said, to be honest,
50:34because his vocabulary is, like,
50:36the vocabulary of a two-year-old.
50:38Do you not get where I'm coming from?
50:39Like, I feel like if I just didn't do anything,
50:41then I'll just look like an absolute mug and look like a loser.
50:43You can just leave. Just go.
50:44What?
50:45Just actually just go.
50:47I don't really want...
50:48I actually don't want anything to do with you anymore.
50:51Like, how is that fair?
50:53It's a different situation, babe.
50:55Obviously, what?
50:56So, like, you just want to neck on with everyone...
50:59Just fuck off.
51:00Just go.
51:01Fucking piss take that.
51:02Fuck me, dude.
51:03You're a fucking piss take.
51:05Hey, how...
51:05What a joke, eh?
51:08What a joke, mate.
51:11We just get one love.
51:19We just get one love.
51:21We just get one love.
51:23Handsome Prince Inverted Dick has come to the pool,
51:39having just told Princess Ballsack she was a joke
51:42after she told him to F off.
51:45If Disney doesn't bid for the rights to make this film,
51:48they can kiss next year's box office goodbye.
51:51Oh, man.
51:57Oh.
51:58Is she...
51:58No, it's dumb.
52:00What?
52:00Who?
52:01What?
52:01What?
52:02What?
52:04I'll just pull a tie to you.
52:05You're a fucker.
52:05Oh, no.
52:06You're a...
52:07I don't want to...
52:08She blew up in me going,
52:09I can't believe you're a...
52:10You're a...
52:11You can't even say that, like...
52:12I was like, what?
52:14So you think I'm not necked any of you this whole time
52:16with your neck on every single bloke
52:18and she's like, it's different.
52:20I'm like, you know, it's a piss-taking dude.
52:22Get the fuck out with her.
52:23And I'm like, yeah, righto, bud.
52:26Um...
52:27Yeah, I just told Kai to fuck off
52:29because I did just want him to fuck right off.
52:34How was that fair?
52:35So much, yeah.
52:35How was that fair, bro?
52:36And that was like...
52:37She just pretty much called me in.
52:38Just, like, got embarrassed me.
52:39And I was like, well, how's that?
52:41Like, she called you in just to tell you that?
52:42She goes, you're a fucking joke.
52:44And I went in there and just threw him the door
52:45going, like, how's that fair?
52:46And like, yeah.
52:48Kai, walking down to the pool,
52:50he was definitely quite heated.
52:51Like, don't you think you're gonna fucking treat me like that?
52:53Just not really making sense of himself either,
52:56just spitting words out kind of thing.
52:58Oh, yeah.
52:59It's definitely a familiar act,
53:01so I know what was going on there.
53:04I watched my sister scream.
53:08Oh, Lace.
53:14We're gonna cut off, babe.
53:15No, I'm okay.
53:16I think I'm just so done.
53:18Like, I'm so mentally deranged, babe.
53:19I think you guys need to have a proper chat, though.
53:21Like, just...
53:21Who's idea was it to bring in cockhead Kai?
53:30I think you guys need to just have a chat
53:32when you both aren't, like...
53:34Obviously, it's heated right now.
53:35Come and have a normal conversation with me.
53:37Don't walk past murking at me.
53:41I'm sick and tired of the male's faeces.
53:47Every single conversation I have with a man,
53:50I somehow lose more brain cells.
53:55And it's almost as if I don't...
53:57Like, I already don't have brain cells,
53:59but I'm just going in the negatives.
54:02I know you guys are heated right now.
54:04Don't settle.
54:05You guys need to have a proper chat
54:06when you both aren't heated.
54:08I'm just slow and drain, babe.
54:09I have no...
54:10I have nothing left in me to, like...
54:13I know how you feel.
54:13...have another, like...
54:14I'm literally becoming a therapist
54:16for my ex-boyfriend and my best friend
54:18to get together.
54:19Like, what's going on here?
54:20Oh, another day in paradise, eh?
54:24Another day in paradise.
54:25Another day in paradise.
54:30Kai!
54:32Hey, mate, did you...
54:33Huh?
54:34Kai!
54:37Do you want to go for a chat?
54:37Oh, that's the most important thing.
54:41Hmm.
54:45Where?
54:47Where are I?
54:49There?
54:50Sure.
54:51The fact that I had to pull you for a chat
54:53is fucking pissing me off.
54:54What do you mean?
54:55I've been trying to talk to you
54:56and you said no, like, three times.
54:57You literally just...
54:58Like, you didn't really try.
54:59Let's be real.
55:00Come on.
55:01Ah!
55:04Look, I feel like it's so dull.
55:05I get where you're coming from,
55:06but I feel like it's such double standards
55:07when we both say, like, let's not...
55:09But you said to me,
55:11you promised you won't do that again,
55:12knowing how much it hurt me the first time.
55:13Yeah, if you show me mutual respect
55:15and you're on the same basis...
55:17I have, Kai. I have.
55:21Then you go and suck his face.
55:23It was not to that extent.
55:25But how does that lay out?
55:26Come on and you know that.
55:27How does it lay that out, babe?
55:28You know that.
55:30I've never tried to intentionally hurt you,
55:32whereas you've intentionally hurt me.
55:34I'm not intentionally doing anything.
55:35I'm intentionally not hurting myself.
55:37Well, yeah, you did, babe, because you literally said,
55:38oh, well, she kissed old mate,
55:39so I'm going to...
55:40Yeah, let's do it.
55:41Well, look, I'm not going to make a mug out of myself.
55:43But this is what I'm saying.
55:44You're saying that I'm playing games,
55:45but that, to me, is playing games.
55:46You think this is...
55:47Yeah, I'm playing...
55:47I'm just playing what you're playing.
55:48That's how I see it.
55:49I'm not playing games, Kai, though.
55:50This is what I'm saying.
55:51Well, then, I don't know what you're doing, then.
55:52You tell me one thing there
55:54and then you do the opposite.
55:55You've done it the whole time.
55:58So, do you get where I'm coming from?
55:59I have not done it the whole time.
56:00I never wanted to do that.
56:02Well, then, don't do it.
56:03This is what I'm saying.
56:03Yeah, but, like...
56:04You don't have to do it just to get back at me.
56:06That's what I'm saying.
56:07Well, then, don't...
56:07It's like childish behaviour.
56:10Can we find some patience?
56:13The whole time you've been playing games with me, like...
56:15Are you fucking kidding me?
56:17It's been tit-for-tat the whole fucking time.
56:19It hasn't, Kai.
56:20It has.
56:20It has not been tit-for-tat.
56:21It has the whole fucking time.
56:22No, it hasn't.
56:23It's just him being a gaslighting motherfucker.
56:27Like, it just makes no sense to me at all.
56:29And, like, it just doesn't.
56:31It just...
56:32Oh.
56:33Honestly, I would not have cared if it was anyone else.
56:37It's just the fact that you have said
56:38you want nothing to do with her.
56:39And I am, yeah. And look at the situation.
56:40And every single time you've been put in a position
56:42to prove that to me, you've...
56:44Yeah, and you're not proving it to me, either.
56:46With the banana snap, I sort of...
56:47Oh, you're actually a joke.
56:48You're actually a joke.
56:50I don't know.
56:50I'll have fun with you new boys.
56:52I can't wait.
56:52Because I'm done with this shit.
56:54Like, I don't know what you want me to do.
56:55Treat me like a mug.
57:01As much as I sound like a complete fucking idiot...
57:03I was really, really starting to like him.
57:10Sure, it looks like there's a lot of turmoil in the villa.
57:30But I can assure you, next time, there is plenty of romance.
57:35Oh, and a massive fire pit with a dumping no-one will see you coming.
57:38Next time...
57:40Next time...
57:41There's high romance on horseback.
57:45Wait, mine's going to the toilet.
57:48Oh, yeah.
57:50Let it go, baby.
57:52And in the hideaway...
57:55Can't believe we're having alone time.
57:56I have been thinking about alone time with Jotham so much.
57:59Like, ooh, he's so sexy.
58:01I wish I was here for a chit-chat, but unfortunately, this isn't a social visit.
58:09A selfie-sized surprise!
58:12Will all the boys please stand up?
58:15Tonight, someone will be dumped.
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