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00:00There's nothing like a cocktail on our rooftop deck here.
00:06The scenery, the Sea of Cortez, the mountains over here.
00:10Walking down the streets with the dogs,
00:12no worries about cars or people or anyone.
00:15And the rattlesnakes.
00:16Cheers.
00:17Guess what time it is?
00:18Showtime.
00:18Showtime.
00:19Let's do it.
00:24I want you to be 100% honest with me.
00:27How much debt?
00:29What's the actual number?
00:3020.
00:32Oh, ooh.
00:33That's a lot.
00:34That is a pretty penny on the barbie, I'd say.
00:36She's moving to Australia, right?
00:38Like, is there a debt in America?
00:39What, you think it just goes away?
00:41Hell yeah, it just goes away.
00:42Just don't go back.
00:43I feel like you have, like, Stockholm Syndrome.
00:46Where's that?
00:47Someone, like, kidnaps somebody and takes them hostage,
00:50and the hostage starts to fall in love with the captive.
00:53Facts.
00:54You are being controlled, brother.
00:56Do I have that?
00:58Do you have it?
00:59I'm the one's held hostage here in Mexico.
01:01Before the main ceremony begins,
01:03he spread some holy water,
01:05which was mixed with a cow urine.
01:08What he said, they mixed it with the holy water,
01:11so maybe it's just a dribble.
01:13Just the last shake of it.
01:15What the?
01:15Hold on, hold on, hold on.
01:17Time out.
01:18Reflect.
01:19Less holding.
01:20Cow B.
01:21Cow piss.
01:22That place probably smelled like a New York City train station.
01:25Andi, let's go.
01:32The show's about to start.
01:33Woo, I'm here.
01:35We go to India.
01:37What do you have on?
01:38What do you want to change from?
01:41From India.
01:42Is it real money?
01:43I love India.
01:44All right, Andi, go change.
01:52I don't want to hear all that racket you got going, all that.
01:54I don't want to hear all that.
01:55You, what a nasty, nasty.
02:00Come on, Elisey.
02:01I got to take a monster.
02:02I got to take a monster.
02:03I got to take a monster.
02:04I got to take a monster.
02:05You thought you could run and hide for me, but you could not.
02:08I didn't know I looked that bad.
02:16I could scare a child with my looks.
02:18All right, John.
02:19You bet.
02:19The boogeyman's going to come.
02:22Yeah, you better go to bed.
02:24Hey, girl.
02:25Wow, you look good.
02:27Am I glowing?
02:27Yeah, a little bit.
02:29I'm loving the fit today.
02:30I love it.
02:31Thank you, thank you.
02:31You look really good.
02:32Rose on my heart because I have a floral personality.
02:36Okay.
02:38Okay, it's the other way, and I cannot wait to see Jenny and Samit.
02:42I want to see what this cafe turns out like.
02:43No, I'm excited to see Greta and Matthew, how they're settling in in the UK.
02:48Let's go visit right now.
02:50See how I did that?
02:51See how I did that there?
02:57Dude, look at those feet, man.
02:59How do I don't be like that?
03:00Hey, Jenny, swing those hips, girl.
03:03We got that Jenny moves.
03:05I got those Jenny moves?
03:07Yeah.
03:08And I'm Samit.
03:10The cafe now looks like a cafe.
03:12Construction's done, equipment is in, and today is just final touches.
03:18It's really exciting.
03:21She sounds so excited.
03:23It's really exciting.
03:25And I'm pooped.
03:26I had to get up at the crack of noon to get this thing going.
03:30Jenny, what are you doing?
03:33Mink coffee.
03:35Just coffee.
03:36She's going to be a barista?
03:37She's going to be a barista.
03:38Apparently, that's not enough in India.
03:40You're an in-the-closet barista.
03:43That's a new course I should take, actually, a barista course.
03:46Well, you took cake courses, cookie courses, balloon courses.
03:51I like to learn.
03:52My coffee game is really spot on.
03:55I get in my car, and I go to a drive-thru and order.
03:58Oh, well, you know I make coffee every day, so it's so good.
04:01Yeah, I get someone to make mine.
04:03See how crowded it is already?
04:06We're not even working yet.
04:07This is such a small space.
04:09How are we going to all fit in here?
04:12I can't cook in there.
04:13I'm sorry.
04:14It's too much people, man.
04:15I like elbow room.
04:17That's too tight.
04:18It's too tight.
04:19I go crazy.
04:21I go crazy.
04:21It's supposed to be for one person.
04:23What, do you got to watch each other make coffee?
04:25Once you get the groove down, you can figure it out.
04:27No matter what the size is, I could say something dirty, but I won't.
04:32You just did by saying that.
04:34Jeez, look, what are you doing?
04:53Is he in the toilet?
04:54Oh, bathroom toilet water?
04:58That's toilet water.
04:59Are you kidding me?
05:00Wait, that's not the toilet, though, right?
05:02No, I mean, it's tap water, but just the idea of it being in the bathroom.
05:05I'd like, I don't know.
05:07This is unfiltered water.
05:09The area is next to the toilet.
05:11It's not hygienic at all.
05:13No, that is not hygienic at all.
05:16That is bad.
05:17Well, you boil it.
05:18No, Pat, think of people taking in there.
05:20Are they pooping right there?
05:22I don't want it in the stall next to it.
05:24I don't even want it, like, in the thing.
05:26I don't need feces around the area.
05:29What happened?
05:30Like, they fill the water from the bathroom and using it for cooking.
05:34How are you going to open a business with no water?
05:36That's true.
05:37When you cook, the more thing you need in the kitchen is the water.
05:40Jenny's, like, ready to make coffee.
05:42Jenny's like, I just drank a whole cup of coffee.
05:45Maybe this is why people get sick a lot when they eat in India.
05:55Now you know the secret, man.
05:56Now you know what it is.
05:57If Jenny says it.
05:59What do you think is going to happen, Jamal?
06:01Do you think they're going to be able to open tomorrow?
06:02I don't know.
06:03They better do a rain dance or something and try to get some water that way.
06:06There is no water in sight, unless it's the one where you used to wash your ass.
06:10And no one wants that.
06:15Australia?
06:15Australia.
06:16It has to be, mate.
06:17Down under.
06:18Good day, mate.
06:20Oh, we're going back down under.
06:23Aw, thanks.
06:25I feel so special.
06:26You are.
06:27Good day, mate.
06:28Say it.
06:28Well, it's all for the kangaroos, mate.
06:30You never know when they're going to hit the derby.
06:33Patia and Dylan.
06:36Ooh, ooh.
06:37Stripper Dylan.
06:37Ooh.
06:38Oh.
06:40Wow.
06:43Oh, my God.
06:44This is super comfortable.
06:46Oh, it is, isn't it?
06:47Is it weird?
06:48Damn, that couch is a lot of damn money.
06:50Oh, the furniture shopping.
06:52Well, they got a furniture up the place.
06:54The new place.
06:55Furniture up the place.
06:57How do you say it?
06:58Furniture it up.
06:59Furnish the house.
07:01That doesn't sound as fun.
07:03Oh, here it is.
07:04That's what I like.
07:06You really like that one.
07:07It looks like a movie theater thing.
07:08It does.
07:09Beautiful.
07:10That's what I should have got, Jamal.
07:11I wish.
07:12I have to say, you did a really good job with this couch.
07:15Like, it's comfy.
07:17It's got memory foam.
07:19You did a good job.
07:20Thanks.
07:20I'm glad you like it.
07:21I love it.
07:21When I'm shopping for furniture, I look for quality, I look for comfort, and I look for durability.
07:30You do need to look at the price tag also.
07:32That does come into it, my love.
07:36Look at her face when she says that price tag.
07:37She's like, she's like, turned down.
07:40Hey, it's cool being conservative with the dollar, that's all.
07:47You know, sometimes I don't like to look at price tags either.
07:50You can't help it that you want nice things.
07:53Yeah.
07:53Sometimes I think price tags are just a suggestion.
07:57I am that kind of shopper, too.
07:58I don't look at prices.
07:59If I like it, I like it.
08:01And if I got to pay what I got to pay, it's what I got to pay.
08:03But usually you don't have that much money in the bank, and then you say, baby, look.
08:06Well, I got to swipe your card, but that means I still got what I wanted without checking the price.
08:11So this is like $2,699, and this one is $2,099.
08:17Say what?
08:18Who's paying for it?
08:19What do you think is a reasonable price to spend on a couch?
08:21$800.
08:22The last couch I had was like $5,000.
08:24Yeah, let's not talk about it.
08:26Nuts.
08:26Who wants to spend $5,000 on a couch?
08:28Seriously.
08:29Sometimes cheaper is quality.
08:31That's how a cheap person sounds.
08:33That's what I say.
08:34This is quality stuff.
08:35Patia's relationship with money is reckless.
08:39She would have these big spending sprees in Vegas where she'd drop $5,000 to $10,000.
08:44What's your bank?
08:45On what?
08:46You know, I will say, even myself, when I go to Vegas, I don't look at my bank account the entire weekend.
08:52Yeah.
08:52Let's just enjoy it.
08:54She'd walk into these clothing stores, and the shop assistants would just absolutely love her, throwing clothes at her.
09:01She'd buy one of every color.
09:02I'm really bad about that.
09:04I have this one shirt that I really like that I wear to work, and I bought it in four more colors.
09:09And my purses are expensive, but, and my shoes.
09:12If I ever meet Patia, I'm going to take Patia to a thrift store.
09:16I'm going to take Patia to the thrift store.
09:19She can go ball all out.
09:20She can go shop till she drop.
09:25That's horrible.
09:26She's going to get mad at you.
09:27You know, with Megan, I'm a little lucky because she loves thrift shopping.
09:31She likes to deal.
09:33You know, I think it's all garbage, but, you know, she loves it.
09:36You're more of a shopaholic than I am.
09:38I know how to budget stuff.
09:40But I'm not a shopaholic, am I?
09:42Let's look at your cart and see if you are.
09:44Shut up.
09:45God.
09:46I want you to be 100% honest with me.
09:50How much debt?
09:51What's the actual number?
09:5220.
09:54Oh, ooh.
09:55That's a lot.
09:56That is a pretty penny on the barbie, I'd say.
09:58What?
09:58$20,000.
10:01You kidding me?
10:01Patia.
10:02My fear is that this spending thing is never going to stop.
10:08I don't know.
10:09I can say one thing.
10:10I don't think they're getting a couch today.
10:12Not today.
10:13I don't think they're going to decide on the right price one.
10:15Until you pay your debt, yeah.
10:17She's moving to Australia, right?
10:19Like, is there a debt in America?
10:20What, you say it just goes away?
10:22Hell yeah, it just goes away.
10:24Just don't go back.
10:25You're good.
10:26Matthew's mother has invited me to tea with Matthew's grandma and Matthew's brother's fiance.
10:33Wow.
10:34The whole family looks like they're part of parliament.
10:38It's very posh.
10:40You know, if I was a journeyman and I was opening up a cafe, I know exactly what I'd name it.
10:46No, I'd name it Annie's Cafe.
10:50No, I'm going to put something Caribbean Spa.
10:54That's whack.
10:55That's not whack.
10:56Annie's Cafe sounds more like a loving, touching hand making your food.
11:00Touching my ass.
11:01Who the hell want to go to the Caribbean Spa?
11:04Annie's Cafe sounds way nicer.
11:06It sounds like a warm welcome.
11:12It's a cafe.
11:15Annie, you want to care about the money.
11:16It ain't fine dining.
11:18Everything has to be pink.
11:19Who the hell want to go in there and see everything pink?
11:21It's full of rosas, pink beautiful hour.
11:24The out of here.
11:25Your restaurant going to go down like the Titanic.
11:27Ain't nobody going to go down there.
11:29Open, close.
11:33Uh-oh.
11:34We're in England because let's see the tea.
11:36Oh, I like this.
11:38Damn, I want some of that.
11:39I want some of that.
11:41Where are we?
11:42Come on, what?
11:42Greta and...
11:43Ooh, Greta and Matthew.
11:45I've been wanting to see them.
11:46Oh, she'd like this.
11:47Come here.
11:47They love cats.
11:48Greta loves cats.
11:49Oh, yeah.
11:50Say hi, Frida.
11:51She'll take you in a heartbeat.
11:53Matthew's mother has invited me to tea with her, Matthew's grandma, and also Matthew's brother's fiance.
12:03Wow.
12:04The whole family looks like they're part of parliament.
12:08It's very posh.
12:09Mom, it's your chicken pot pie posh.
12:11It's very posh.
12:12This is a really good idea.
12:14You can't imagine Darcy over there with them women.
12:16They're going out talking about this.
12:19Wasty dress.
12:20Darcy's going to be at the table like...
12:26I'm used to it.
12:27So these are the vegan ones?
12:28These are vegan.
12:29If we're not saying you're abnormal.
12:31It's okay.
12:32I realize I probably am.
12:33So this is the vegan plate here.
12:35That's the vegan.
12:35Oh, my goodness.
12:37Oh, cheesecake.
12:39Yo, that is my weakness.
12:40It's vegan.
12:41There ain't no meat and cheese.
12:42This meat is the...
12:43No, it ain't.
12:44It's the milk for the boo.
12:45You can get milk from anywhere.
12:47It could be human milk.
12:48Yeah, I can't sell it my meat.
12:50I feel like vegans are really missing out on the luxuries of meat.
12:53I can do it.
12:54I've lived without meat this long.
12:58I went to a fancy place on the Cape.
13:00It was a tea, like, thing, and they had the finger sandwiches.
13:03John, I could just see you doing that, like...
13:05It was steak sacked.
13:06Three times a week.
13:07You know, it had, like, cucumber in the sandwich.
13:09It was disgusting.
13:10I was like, what kind of bull crap is this?
13:12Greta, I just want you to know how welcome you are in our family
13:15and how much it means to have you with us.
13:17I've said to Matthew, I think you're his soulmate.
13:20Oh, we never hear that from the mom starting out.
13:23Yeah, look at this.
13:24A positive mom and possibly daughter-in-law experience.
13:28Until she tells her she don't want no grandchildren.
13:30Oh, well, you're my soulmate, man.
13:32Am I yours?
13:34Yes, because you make damn good drinks.
13:36But you're my soulmate, you know that.
13:38You think I'd move across the world for you?
13:41Well, not across the world, the next country over.
13:42I get it.
13:44You ain't my soulmate, you my partner in crime.
13:46We like the Wonder Twins.
13:48What my roommate?
13:50No, we like the Wonder Twins.
13:52But we ain't brother and sister, though.
13:54I'm hoping there's going to be lots and lots of little babies and children.
13:59Yeah, I mean, I think, like, when we first met,
14:01uh, we both wanted children, like, a lot.
14:05But I've been having, like, a lot of anxiety about having children lately.
14:09Uh-oh.
14:10Maybe soulmates was a little premature.
14:13We'll see how good this tea potty is now after if she tells us what's going on here.
14:18The last time Matthew and I talked about kids was almost six months ago.
14:22I feel nervous that I'm going to now have to bring this news to Matthew
14:27because it could really determine the course of our relationship.
14:30If he really has his mindset on kids and she really doesn't,
14:34I say don't stay together.
14:35Well, that would be tough, but I do feel that they both can talk this out
14:39and come to an agreement, I would think.
14:41Were you conflicted about having the kids?
14:43No.
14:44I wanted to have kids.
14:45I knew that.
14:46I got switcheroo-ed by my ex.
14:48She told you she wanted to have kids,
14:49and then she all of a sudden didn't want to have kids, right?
14:52Isn't that the old little move they pull?
14:53Yeah, it's the switcheroo.
14:54Yeah, the switcheroo.
14:55Oh, the living room.
15:01They're talking about dentin' couches.
15:02What a way, huh?
15:04Patia and Dylan.
15:05They're still at the furniture store.
15:07Like, it's their living room.
15:08They're sitting there all day.
15:09Disgusting finances.
15:12It's a chronic addiction.
15:14You know, it's detrimental, love.
15:15It's got to stop.
15:16And it's serious.
15:17You brought me to tears with it because it's like,
15:19when is this woman going to stop spending?
15:22Come on, now.
15:23Let her do her thing.
15:24I'm telling you, she probably gets a rush.
15:27Dylan, behave, man.
15:28That woman just got there.
15:29You have to relax, though.
15:31She's not your kid.
15:32She don't went there for you to complain to her about her death.
15:36She went there because she needs support and love.
15:39You know, I think it's his accent,
15:41but it's just like, I...
15:42He makes me feel concerned for her as well.
15:44You know, there's been many months
15:46where you have not had the money for rent,
15:49and I've had to pay it for you.
15:50What are you talking about?
15:52That's because you put me in that place.
15:55Oh, they're not agreeing on this.
15:58It's your fault.
16:00You know, it's funny how people always try
16:01to blame other people for this stuff,
16:03and then when they call them out, they're just silent.
16:06You've got a very deluded view
16:10of what has and hasn't happened.
16:13He just used the word delusional
16:16in the most respectful way ever.
16:18Your mind's just deluded sometimes, babe.
16:20I hate that word.
16:21You need to spend.
16:23You're not safe, and what's just different, mate?
16:27As performers, strippers, we had to look the part.
16:31We had to tan.
16:32We had to do the nails, the hair.
16:34You have to spend to make it,
16:36but I did not spend like I used to.
16:38Yeah, you can't go there looking busted.
16:40Ain't nobody gonna want to tip that.
16:41Mm-hmm.
16:43First of all, you know, you gotta be careful with strippers.
16:45You know what I'm saying?
16:46They're usually used to trying to get money out of men.
16:49Like some strippers just get like the dollars here and there.
16:52Like she's at the point where she's a vet.
16:54Like she's taking houses.
16:55Wow, it's crazy she was a stripper for 39 years.
16:58I wonder if it came with like a 401k or something, you know?
17:01Um, I don't think so.
17:02They're independent contractors.
17:04Mm.
17:05I don't know what more I can do or say to say,
17:07look, I'm not that high maintenance girl like I was back in the days.
17:11He needs to move past this because if he doesn't propose, I'm done.
17:16But help me pay everything.
17:17Uh-huh.
17:19Wasn't it your idea to go to this luxury furniture store?
17:21That's not really showing that you're not gonna be spending a lot of money.
17:25A lot of his money now.
17:26Ah.
17:26Do you need a minute?
17:33Are you okay?
17:34I'm about to just send them a link for the couch that got you.
17:36It wasn't $3,000.
17:37No, but it was nice.
17:38It is a fine couch.
17:39Yeah, it's fine.
17:40It's perfect.
17:41I feel great on it.
17:42I kind of like it too.
17:43And I'm sitting luxuriously.
17:45I know, I know.
17:45And you're tall.
17:46I'm a tall guy.
17:47Yeah, I know.
17:48Boop.
17:49Now I'm worried it's gonna take us longer to start making any money.
17:54And we might be stuck living with the family forever.
18:02Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever.
18:10Wow.
18:11Yes, not so fast.
18:13Not so fast.
18:13These are not regular nachos.
18:15Okay.
18:15Greta and Matthew are vegans.
18:17And they made me think maybe we could try the vegan experience.
18:21Okay.
18:22So this is not real carne asada.
18:24It's the fake stuff.
18:25All right.
18:26I will try the first bite.
18:29You like it?
18:30It's not bad.
18:30All right.
18:31I'm gonna eat it how normal people eat nachos.
18:33It's just going all the way.
18:36What do you think?
18:37This is terrible.
18:38Honestly, after that bite, I just want a big old cheeseburger.
18:41Extra beef!
18:42One more bite.
18:43And then we need to take it away.
18:45Goats!
18:51Look how cute they are!
18:52I want them so bad.
18:54Looks like we're back in India.
18:56Toilet water cafe.
18:58I mean, family.
18:59Family cafe.
19:02Jenny and Sabet.
19:04Let's see how the coffee shop is going.
19:06Last night, we were up late preparing once again.
19:10And now we all are tired, cranky, and, you know, it's not a great way to start our first day.
19:16I bet your cranky is a theme around your house.
19:18Well, you got to roll up the sleeves and get to work.
19:21It's going to be fine.
19:21Turn your little sign on.
19:23Sudha Khan ceremony is when we ask for the blessing from all the god and goddesses, which helps us to get more blessings from the god.
19:31Let's go.
19:32Woo!
19:33Cafe ceremony!
19:34Let's go!
19:35What you need to do is, like, pray to the god of money.
19:38Because that's what you need, and you need people to show up with money.
19:42He's wearing a hair net and everything.
19:44He's serious about crumbliness.
19:46You need a beard net, too.
19:48Beard net.
19:48I used to do quality control, so I know a little stinks.
19:51I feel like I need to take a coffee-making class.
19:55I'm here.
19:55I'll teach you.
19:56That's not an issue.
19:57Denny's lost.
19:58Why are you learning the day you're opening?
20:01I got no barista skills, but I can figure this out.
20:04I mean, I'm done.
20:04Yeah, I've never made coffee or espresso like that.
20:07Can't be that difficult.
20:09When I was a restaurant manager, we had espresso machines in my restaurant, and it took me a minute because it is different.
20:15If you've never used it, it's different.
20:17Is hers in a different language, too?
20:18No.
20:20No?
20:21I don't know, but I was, like, I was making designs in the milk after a while and everything.
20:26It was pretty cool.
20:27I was really excited to get this coffee machine, and now I'm looking at it like, what the hell?
20:35Oh, my God, Jenny complain about everything.
20:39Jenny make Americans look bad, yo.
20:41Yeah.
20:42I mean, pretty much everything's riding on Jenny's coffee.
20:44Right?
20:45Better not disappoint Jenny.
20:48I already forget what to do.
20:52I bet she did.
20:54Well, she'll learn, right?
20:55Yeah.
20:55Jenny, I'll come to India and teach you.
20:57I don't think you need to do, I don't think you need to go to India to teach her to use a coffee machine.
21:00Maybe I'll just FaceTime her.
21:01They're going to be making coffee until the sun go down and still don't get it.
21:07Before the main ceremony begins, the priest come in to bless every shop.
21:15Wow, look at that.
21:17Oh, he's blessing it.
21:19Oh.
21:20Oh, yeah, that is kind of how the priest does it, where they throw the water.
21:24Uh-huh.
21:24It's like holy water.
21:25He spread some holy water, which was mixed with a cow urine.
21:31Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
21:35Time out.
21:36Reflect.
21:36Let's holding.
21:37You made a big fuss of your dad with that water from the bathroom, and you spreading cow piss
21:44all around your establishment where people got to eat?
21:48Come on, man.
21:50Cow pee?
21:51Cow piss.
21:52That place probably smelled like a New York City train station.
21:55I do know that cows are sacred in India.
21:59So sacred cow urine with holy water spread around the restaurants, completely sanitary,
22:06and I'm sure all the food's going to be fine and up to par.
22:09Great.
22:10We would never do something like that in America.
22:13You use holy water, we use cow urine.
22:17Yo, you might as well just say, hey, everybody.
22:20It's a restaurant and bathroom all in one.
22:23Just come here and piss.
22:24Well, he said they mixed it with the holy water, so maybe it's just a dribble.
22:29Just the last shake of it.
22:31I don't care.
22:32Urine is urine.
22:33Pee is pee.
22:35This is bad.
22:36The Department of Health would come here and shut the restaurant down immediately.
22:40Yeah, yeah.
22:42Imagine just a flick of cow urine on your face, your Department of Health.
22:46This is not adequate.
22:47No, not at all.
22:48Now our cafe is bliss.
22:51All right.
22:52Woo!
22:52Family cafe is open.
22:54Bless, urine spread.
22:55Let's go.
22:56Oh, the cafe is bliss.
22:59We can't be.
23:00Yay!
23:00Yay!
23:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:12Jenny, are you helping?
23:13Why she looks so angry?
23:15She ain't doing nothing.
23:16Well, Jenny, what are you doing?
23:18Make your coffee, girl.
23:19You guys, you know, all I saw was food going out the door and no money coming in.
23:26Oh, it was a freebie day?
23:28I mean, if those weren't big ones.
23:30Yeah, I mean, dude, they're giving away the whole restaurant.
23:34Jenny's got a problem.
23:36She's probably right a little bit.
23:38Jenny, they giving out samples.
23:40That's the way you put on most of your base in this.
23:42You ain't help, pal.
23:43You just stood there, and now you criticizing everybody.
23:47Like, come on.
23:48Now I'm worried it's going to take us longer to start making any money,
23:53and we might be stuck living with the family forever.
24:01Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever.
24:08I think there's a time and place for her to give her opinion,
24:11and it's not on the grand opening day when vibes are high.
24:14No, exactly.
24:15She's killing the vibe, dude.
24:16But good job with the cow urine and getting it blessed.
24:20Oh, yeah.
24:21I'm going to give a little one for that.
24:23That needs to be under investigation, I think.
24:26It's been horrible since I've moved here.
24:29It's not the relationship that I had envisioned.
24:31Yeah, she hit him with that rolled up newspaper.
24:36Stop pissing on my floor, Luke.
24:38And he like...
24:39Okay, you wanted Greta's tea room.
24:44I thought, since we can't make it there, I'd bring it here.
24:46We have all these fascinators or gloves.
24:50We can feel fancy like we're in the UK.
24:52And we have a three-tier snack table here.
24:54What the bloody hell do you make me do?
24:58Do I look lovely?
24:58Lovely, darling.
24:59Oh, my darling.
25:01My darling.
25:02This looks absolutely scrum-delicious.
25:05What the heck's on here?
25:07Well, I put a little scone, some cucumber cakes.
25:10You look cute.
25:11Oh, yeah.
25:12I look freaking adorable.
25:14Oh, and we have our dirty chai tea martini we can cheers with.
25:18Look at our pinkies.
25:19Oh.
25:20Thank you, darling, for such a lovely afternoon.
25:23So we're going to play a game, okay?
25:27Okay.
25:27Like, whoever is the most dramatic, whoever is the funniest, we're just going to write them on the board.
25:32All right, you do one.
25:33Okay, so who's the worst cook?
25:36Oh, all right.
25:39Hey!
25:41Sorry, Jenny.
25:42Sorry, Jenny.
25:43Love you.
25:43We need something other than spaghetti and chicken nuggets, babe.
25:46Yeah, okay.
25:47Who would you like to have a drink with?
25:48Um.
25:49Mmm.
25:51Greta!
25:52Michelle!
25:53Who's Michelle?
25:54Chloe's mom.
25:55I just think we'd be getting top shelf everything.
25:59That's a good one.
25:59That's what I want.
26:00Oh, let's do one more.
26:02Who would look the best naked?
26:05Ready?
26:07All right.
26:07Johnny!
26:08Not available!
26:10It's just gross to even do that with you.
26:13Okay, well.
26:13Now I'm thinking what you're thinking, and now it's gross.
26:16No, he's hot, though.
26:17Ugh.
26:17I'm going to guess you're right.
26:32You know what?
26:32It's Casa Abierta.
26:33Yeah, house something.
26:35Open house.
26:36Lucas!
26:38Luke by himself!
26:40Oh, the lone soldier!
26:43Brian is one of my closest friends.
26:45We met in Colombia.
26:47He was married to one of Madeline's friends.
26:50Oh, he's meeting a friend that does not like Madeline.
26:52Oh, Brian.
26:53I remember him.
26:54Ah, yeah.
26:55Brian was one of the guys that got Luke in hot water at the bachelor party.
26:59Ah, yeah.
27:00That's right.
27:01Instigator, as they say.
27:03Boo!
27:04Boo Luke's friends.
27:06Not a fan of the friends.
27:08Madeline started a rumor that I was unfaithful to my ex-wife just to get back at me telling
27:17Luke what happens when he's not there.
27:19Yeah, Luke.
27:20Yeah, Luke.
27:21Luke.
27:21See, he got on a sailor cap.
27:23His ship done sank a long time ago.
27:26He ain't even the captain of his own ship.
27:31He's lost in love with him.
27:33So you've been here for a couple of days now, right?
27:34Yeah, it's been dramatic, man.
27:36Me and Madeline got into it a couple of times.
27:39She called off the wedding.
27:42I mean, it's been stressful, man, you know, but trying to work through it.
27:47Bull .
27:47He's not making progress, Brian.
27:50That's a lie.
27:51That's it?
27:52This has all happened in a couple of freaking days.
27:54They fought the first moment they saw each other.
27:58You don't put that whole thing in your mouth?
28:00Why not?
28:00I don't think they eat it like that at the tea room.
28:03You don't shove it in your mouth like that, like a baseball.
28:05How do you eat it?
28:07Half of it.
28:08Oh, only half?
28:10Oh, more of the mirror.
28:12Put your pinky up.
28:13Pinky's up.
28:14This is messy.
28:15How can this be fancy?
28:16I feel like you have, like, Stockholm Syndrome.
28:20You know what I mean?
28:21What's that?
28:22When someone, like, kidnaps somebody and takes them hostage, then the hostage starts to fall
28:28in love with the captive.
28:28Facts.
28:29Facts.
28:30Stop.
28:31You are being controlled, brother.
28:33Do I have that?
28:35Do you have it?
28:37I'm the one that's held hostage here in Mexico.
28:40He's like a doggy.
28:41She controlled.
28:42Yeah, she hit him with that rolled-up newspaper.
28:45Stop on my floor, Luke.
28:47Stop pissing on my floor, Luke.
28:49And he's like...
28:51Too bad.
28:56Why do you want to be with her?
28:58Is she there for you?
28:59You haven't said one nice thing about her.
29:02That's a friend.
29:03We need that reality check, Luke.
29:05We seen no nice things, man.
29:07If you can't come up with one...
29:09That's a red flag.
29:10Should Luke stay or go?
29:13Ready?
29:13Yeah.
29:14You said, bye?
29:15I said, bye!
29:16Yeah, he doesn't need to just go.
29:18He needs to run.
29:19Yeah.
29:19It's not a good out.
29:21How much money did you spend on Madeline in a year?
29:25Yeah, a lot.
29:26I think his friend is telling him straight up what's going down, and he needs to open his
29:32ears and listen, because she's taking advantage of you.
29:36You know who he needs to make a phone call to?
29:38He needs to hit up Gino.
29:39Oh, I know.
29:40Get some advice from Gino, all right?
29:42Let him know how it is.
29:44He's afraid to hear that, like, well, if you don't have any money, I don't want to be
29:48with you.
29:48Would you not see that being the case?
29:50Oh, hell yeah.
29:51She doesn't want to be poor with him.
29:53She doesn't want to be poor with anybody, but she does not want to be, she's not the type,
29:56like I told you years ago, I'd live in a chicken coop with you, with these on, of course.
30:00With my pinky up, but I'll still be in a chicken coop.
30:04It's been horrible since I've moved here.
30:08It's not the relationship that I had envisioned.
30:11I don't know, or I don't know what to do.
30:14Luke never going to open his eyes.
30:16He's, like, blowing in love with him.
30:19It's open.
30:20His eyes is open, but it got, like, a Madeleine contact over it, that's all you see.
30:26Madeleine, Madeleine, Madeleine.
30:29He walked the street, he hallucinates, he see a thousand Madeleines, all of them yelling
30:33at him, ripping up roses at the same time in Columbia streets.
30:37Who'd have thought that three years after we met on a vegan dating app, we'd go on this
30:44journey together?
30:45There's that dating app for everything.
30:47Every single thing.
30:48I love long toenails dating app.
30:51So, Jenny and Samit, you know, they live in India, and the most popular game over here
30:57is cricket.
30:58And I figured, why not we play?
30:59I'll be the bowler, you'll be the batsman.
31:01So what are the rules again?
31:02There's a wickets over here.
31:04I gotta knock them down, and then you, as the batsman, gotta protect them.
31:08Come on.
31:09All right?
31:10You're the batsman, remember?
31:11Yeah, I'll show you a bat.
31:13Ball!
31:14All right!
31:15One point.
31:16Lucky shot.
31:17Come on, lucky shot.
31:18I've seen that a million times.
31:20All right, little brother.
31:21Throw it like a little girl.
31:22See what you got.
31:23Boom!
31:24These wickets are going down.
31:27Come on!
31:28Oh, that's it!
31:29I won!
31:30Oh, come on!
31:31That was an accident.
31:32You see this plastic piece of crap?
31:33Cricket champion.
31:34Cricket champion?
31:35Look at that stupid game.
31:37Ooh, piggies.
31:38I love pigs.
31:39I do too.
31:40They taste great.
31:41Oh, it's Greta and Matthew.
31:42Last time we saw them, they were having tea.
31:43You know?
31:44Good old Greta with Matthew's mother.
31:45Greta was spilling the tea.
31:46Spilling the tea.
31:47I'm so chill.
31:48I don't think I've ever picked apples before.
31:49Really?
31:50I don't think I've ever picked apples before.
31:51Really?
31:52I used to do it all the time growing up.
31:56I never have.
31:57You never picked an apple?
31:58Hmm.
31:59Oh, up in Ohio and Michigan News, miss B?
32:02Always knocking the door.
32:04I didn't wanna knock out.
32:05That half of my closes the Gespr acclos would be the clean place.
32:12So let's take it easy for
32:17a restaurant.
32:19Well, up in Ohio and Michigan, I picked so many frickin' apples.
32:23That'd be cool. I always would see it in cartoons and I always wanted to.
32:26I used to pick apples back in the days. That was fun.
32:32I feel like she's in a bad apple-picking outfit.
32:36I feel like that jacket's gonna get caught in every branch, you know?
32:38Yeah.
32:40I hear some snorts.
32:41Oh my God, Biggie!
32:44Oh, bitch!
32:46I hear...
32:47Sounds like you.
32:48Oh.
32:49In bed at midnight.
32:51Look how cute that thing is.
32:53Oh my God, I want to take that one home.
32:56I think the pigs are adorable.
32:59I don't like my pigs alive.
33:01I like them deep and deep-fried.
33:03Man, them things can be dangerous, though,
33:05because they're out here, too.
33:07Yeah, they'll eat you.
33:08Would you ever wrestle a pig?
33:10For what?
33:11Just to see if you take it down.
33:13You know, I gotta be honest, it's never crossed my mind.
33:16Pig wrestling's a thing.
33:17Not in my gonna-do list.
33:20I think in some towns you could wrestle a pig and win 20 pounds of bacon.
33:23I don't like bacon that much.
33:24You know, who'd have thought that three years after we met on a vegan dating app, we would go on this journey together and share these experiences.
33:34There's that dating app for everything.
33:36Every single thing, really.
33:38I love long toenails dating app.
33:40There probably is one.
33:43Do you think they have a cat lovers app dating app?
33:45I don't know, but I'm gonna have a meat only.
33:48If you are vegan, it's not gonna work.
33:51You helped me be unapologetically myself, but I've been having a lot of anxiety lately because, um...
34:03She's gonna tell him she doesn't want kids.
34:05Ugh.
34:06Don't tell him right now, Greta.
34:08It's the wrong moment.
34:09I feel so unsure if I do want kids anymore.
34:15I don't think he even knows what to say.
34:18He's like, he's in utter shock.
34:20Shock.
34:21It's kinda like an apple pie in the face.
34:22Kinda.
34:23Matt looks like he's already gonna cry.
34:25He was blind, son.
34:26Yup.
34:27Just like football.
34:28Didn't see that hit coming.
34:29I think having a kid in a family life would be a major deterrence to being the type of advocate
34:37that I've always wanted to be.
34:39You'd raise amazing kids that love animals, respect animals.
34:43You've been a mom to your cat.
34:46I don't think you should see it purely from your impact.
34:49And if you don't have the time to be a mother, I will be 200% of the father.
34:56Wow, you don't see guys step up that much.
34:59Matt's just showing her, like, look, you don't have to worry about it.
35:02Like, you got me.
35:03I'll step up.
35:04Yeah.
35:05Yeah.
35:06Go ahead, bro.
35:07Go ahead.
35:08Be the politician for them babies.
35:09Yeah.
35:10That spokesperson.
35:11So he wants it that bad.
35:12He's gonna get her that way.
35:13I'll do everything.
35:14Please.
35:15Still to come on 90 Day Fiancรฉ, The Other Way.
35:16Still to come.
35:17It's more to see.
35:18Oh, yeah.
35:19Strip club.
35:20The rest of the season, more strippers.
35:21This is the happiest show of Saini since we got here.
35:23She likes to the rest of the season.
35:24Oh, yeah.
35:25Strip club.
35:26The rest of the season, more strippers.
35:27The rest of the season, more strippers.
35:28Oh, yeah.
35:29Strip club.
35:30The rest of the season, more strippers.
35:32This is the happiest of Saini since we got here.
35:35She likes to the cool.
35:36That's one.
35:37She said, look at the old me.
35:38She better not throw no money, though, because then Dylan's gonna say something about that.
35:42I have a surprise for you.
35:43A puppy.
35:44Look.
35:45Oh, my God.
35:46It's like a little theater.
35:47That right there.
35:48Look.
35:49That's the cutest thing.
35:50Come on.
35:51Oh, my goodness.
35:52I've got one, Pattaya.
35:53Ah!
35:54Dylan's mom is the reason why we are not married today.
35:55I feel like you're a needy mother, Joe.
35:56Oh!
35:57They don't like each other.
35:58I don't know.
35:59Maybe because they're in the same age bracket.
36:00You should never tell him that you're a needy mother, Joe.
36:03I feel like you're a needy mother, Joe.
36:05Oh!
36:06They don't like each other.
36:07I don't know.
36:08Maybe because they're in the same age bracket.
36:10You should never tell a mother that she's needy, especially to her face.
36:14You can text it.
36:16You gotta text.
36:17I'm not needy.
36:18I'm just kidding.
36:19I'm not needy.
36:23Oh!
36:24What's wrong with Greta?
36:25Damn, why you smashing that so hard?
36:27At the beginning, I felt like he was Mr. Darcy and I was Elizabeth.
36:31Who the hell is that?
36:33Is she done?
36:34Oh, no.
36:35She is miserable.
36:36Wow.
36:37What's going on with her?
36:39She cried for the onion or she cried because she's ma?
36:42No, that wasn't onions.
36:43That was potatoes.
36:44Bam, bam!
36:47I already told your parents we're moving out.
36:49We are depending on them right now.
36:51We cannot move out of there.
36:53If you don't want to go with me, I guess I'll have to move out by myself.
36:56Okay, Jenny, where you moving, Jenny?
36:59Oh, my God.
37:00Oh, my God.
37:01Yo, Jenny, when Jenny start doing that finger, you know it's something serious.
37:04Yeah.
37:05You know how many times I've yelled at the TV for her to just move back to California?
37:10I know.
37:11Come be my neighbor.
37:12You're gonna be marrying my son, but it's her.
37:15Oh, Luke's dad is confronting Madeline.
37:18They both got the same hairstyle.
37:20Look.
37:21They both go to the same hairdresser.
37:22Yeah.
37:23I still have so many doubts.
37:28I even know if you're gonna marry this guy.
37:31Oh, it's the wedding.
37:32I don't think she's gonna show up.
37:33Well, you know what you do.
37:35Take the dog, the hotel room, the beauty shop, and just run, girl.
37:38Just run.
37:39These aren't my earrings, you .
37:43Oh!
37:44What did you do, Johnny?
37:46He probably cheated again.
37:48Did he cheat on the pirate ship?
37:50I don't know.
37:51Did she catch him?
37:52I feel like I was in a relationship with a total different person.
37:57Chloe.
37:58Those are not mine.
38:00Oh, my.
38:01Oh, no.
38:03Looks like Johnny got caught cheating.
38:06No.
38:08Wow.
38:09Come on, Johnny.
38:10Wow, Mom.
38:11Wow, later this season's gonna be epic.
38:13It's gonna be crazy.
38:14I'm excited.
38:15I got a little loosey-gooseys.
38:17Oh, there's still so much to come.
38:19Oh, my gosh.
38:20The rest of the season looks so good.
38:22So good.
38:23Man, this is getting crazy.
38:25I mean, think about it.
38:26Jenny over here is talking about moving out, leaving cement.
38:29I know.
38:30And Luke might even get married.
38:31That dog pulled the trick.
38:33That is the cutest puppy I've seen in a long time.
38:36Yeah.
38:37I mean, I might have fell for it, too.
38:39And, you know, the season has a lot yet to come.
38:42It's still alive, and it's bumpy.
38:44Yeah, I'm so excited to get away for next week.
38:46And now, let's get ready for tomorrow.
38:48Yeah.
38:49You know, Mom, I've been thinking.
38:50I saw Luke and Brian talking.
38:52I think maybe I may be getting a Stockholm Syndrome from you.
38:55Like, I think your dog's always trying to keep me here and keep me here.
38:57I like spending time with you.
38:58Yeah, but, Mom, I think I'm gonna watch it on my own next week.
38:59You'll never watch it on your own.
39:00I love you, my boy.
39:01No, I don't know if you do now.
39:02All right, damn.
39:03Well, I'll see you later.
39:04All right, love you.
39:05Give me a hug, though.
39:06You feel bad.
39:07You feel bad.
39:08You said that now.
39:09Bye.
39:10Don't forget you owe me for the nachos.
39:11I don't owe you .
39:12Yes, you do.
39:13I gave you life, bro.
39:14I gave you life, bro.
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