Awkward Phone Alarms Prank

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21 hours ago

Dani Jackel | Dani Jackel Prank Videos

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00:00Hey, what's up, bro? I'm with your girl right now.

00:03Who the f*** is this? Where are you guys?

00:06Lie, lie. Say birth like...

00:07Welcome back to my channel. My name is Danny Jackal, and today I'm at San Diego State University,

00:11and I'm going to be setting weird alarms. Can I get your number?

00:13Absolutely. Sure.

00:15I'm Danny.

00:16Danny, nice to meet you. I'm Jack.

00:17Oh, nice to meet you. That's actually my last name, like Jackal.

00:20Okay, Danny Jackal.

00:23Oh, s***.

00:25Sorry.

00:26Let me do that really quick.

00:27I've had a crazy night last night.

00:31Looks like it.

00:33So you said your name's Jack?

00:35Yeah.

00:35Sorry, let me just take it and wash it down.

00:39This is important, yeah.

00:40I mean...

00:40You don't want little jackals.

00:42That's very facts.

00:43You might need to be saving up. You might need to buy a few more of these for me.

00:46Okay, I'll get to working.

00:47Well, thanks, Jack. Nice to meet you.

00:49Nice to meet you, too.

00:49See ya.

00:52I kind of want to get your number.

00:54Just, here, put in your contact.

00:59Oh, s***.

01:01It's a reminder.

01:02Just gotta do what I gotta do.

01:05I've never seen that.

01:06What?

01:07You have to put a reminder for that?

01:09I mean, yeah.

01:11I just...

01:12He means, like, nothing.

01:13Don't worry.

01:14Are you gonna call him?

01:15I can.

01:16You should do it.

01:18And I'll help you with it.

01:19Okay, sure.

01:21Hello?

01:22Hey, what's up, bro?

01:25I'm with your girl right now.

01:28Who the s*** is this?

01:29Where are you guys?

01:30Lie, lie.

01:31Say where it's like...

01:32We're at Starbucks right now.

01:34Why are you saying the truth?

01:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:36Come through.

01:37All right, stay there.

01:39Are you gonna...

01:39Are you gonna fight him for me?

01:41Nah.

01:43I'm gonna just...

01:43I'll have to go.

01:44So you're gonna leave me alone with him now?

01:46I mean, yeah.

01:47What the hell?

01:48I thought you were gonna help me.

01:50Nah, I did help you.

01:51Anyway, you can please hold this while I tie my shoe.

01:53Yeah, of course.

01:59Oh, oh, I'm sorry.

02:02You don't need to see that.

02:06That's some suspicious behaviors.

02:08Yeah, that was not ideal for you to see.

02:12Just pretend you didn't do that.

02:14Okay.

02:14Yeah, I'm just not even gonna go into the details.

02:17It was an accident.

02:18Okay, just like, don't tell anyone.

02:19Okay.

02:20Will do.

02:21Anyways, thanks for holding my phone.

02:24Of course.

02:25Just like, don't tell anyone.

02:27Have a good day.

02:28Thanks, you too.

02:29It's just like a regular...

02:30I wanted to see if I could get your number.

02:34Of course.

02:34There you go.

02:35Uh, what year are you?

02:37I'm a sophomore.

02:38How about you?

02:39I'm, uh, technically a senior.

02:41I'm graduating in the fall.

02:43Oh, shit.

02:43What does it say?

02:44Uh, sex.

02:46Oh, God.

02:48I haven't in, like, ten days.

02:50Gotta get that fiber in you, you know?

02:52Yeah, you can feed me if you want.

02:55Yeah?

02:55Feed me those plums.

02:57Yeah, okay.

02:58All right, yeah.

02:59You're picking up what I'm putting down?

03:01I am picking up what you're putting down.

03:03I'm picking up what you're putting down.

03:04I have been known to be pretty fat-rous.

03:06Oh, okay.

03:07I'm full of nutrition.

03:09Wow.

03:09Well, I will make sure to take advantage.

03:12For sure, yeah.

03:13But in the most consensual way possible.

03:15Of course, of course, yeah.

03:17I wanted to see if I could get your number.

03:18Okay.

03:19Cool.

03:20Here, you just type it in.

03:21Okay, awesome.

03:22Well, oh.

03:23Time to go pick up my chlamydia prescription.

03:26Um, okay.

03:27Well, I'll hit you up.

03:29Sounds good.

03:29Cool.

03:30See ya.

03:30Bye.

03:33Oh, my gosh.

03:33Are those for me?

03:35Uh, yeah, totally.

03:36Oh, my gosh.

03:37I'm just kidding.

03:38I'd rather have your number.

03:39Let's be real.

03:40Oh, okay.

03:41You can just type it in my phone.

03:42What's your name?

03:42I'm Danny.

03:43Danny?

03:44Yeah.

03:44What's your name?

03:45Will.

03:45Oh, Will.

03:46Will you be my boyfriend?

03:47Just kidding.

03:48Not gonna.

03:49What does that say?

03:51Uh, it said take plan B.

03:53Oh, s***.

03:54Yeah.

03:56Forgot about that.

03:57I had a crazy one yesterday.

04:00Oh, God.

04:01Let's see.

04:02Here it is.

04:03What was your name again?

04:04Danny.

04:04Danny?

04:05Yeah.

04:05Nice to meet you.

04:06Nice to meet you.

04:08Are you on any birth control?

04:09No.

04:10I mean, one of us is gonna have to go on it.

04:15I can't keep taking plan B my whole life, you know?

04:18I got you.

04:19Okay.

04:19Well.

04:20I'll see you around.

04:21See you, Will.

04:22All right.

04:22Good to meet you.

04:23I am messing around filming a video.

04:27Okay.

04:27Is it okay with you if you're in the video?

04:29Uh, I guess so.

04:30Yeah.

04:31I don't mind.

04:31Cool.

04:32It's definitely me up, too.

04:33I'm just messing around.

04:34I'm filming a video.

04:34No, I thought that was a little video thing.

04:36No, I'm totally joking.

04:38Is it cool if we use that in the video, though?

04:40Yeah, I don't care.

04:40Thank you guys so much for watching the video.

04:42I hope you enjoyed it.

04:43And if you did, please be sure to give it a big thumbs up, comment below, subscribe, and follow

04:46me on the rest of my social platforms.

04:48And I'll see you in the next video.

04:49Peace.

04:50I'll see you in the next video.

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