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04:13Kevin, where am I?
04:17You are in Videoland, the Ultimate Warp Zone brought you here.
04:21You mean like Warp Zone 4 and Super Mario Brothers?
04:25Something like that.
04:26Legend tells me that you have just helped restore freedom to our world.
04:30That's why he gave you this super powerpad and zapper.
04:33Restore my freedom in Videoland?
04:36Hey, I don't even have my driver's license yet.
04:38And it's just a toy.
04:43That's not what's happening.
04:45That's what's happening.
04:47That's what's happening to all of us.
04:48If you cannot help us,
04:49Mother Brain will bring freedom to the Ultimater.
04:52And our freedom as the Ultimater will always be lost.
04:54Hey, you have the same thing.
04:57I'm comfortable.
04:58Here we go, Duke.
05:03No please, Princess.
05:06I'm going to save Videoland.
05:13A coupe!
05:21I remember the definition of us.
05:23You were able to access this activation of the Enhancer.
05:26I should have told you...
05:28Oh, brother, the legend has been repeated.
05:29The lodge was a success for us.
05:30The crisis is the strongest force to overcome the challenge.
05:33I tried to make you aware of the conditions we have experienced.
05:37But I made you re-.
05:39Eh, eh, eh, isn't that too bad?
05:43Their ultimate warp zone has drained the palace's power,
05:46giving me a perfect opportunity
05:48to strike a fatal blow at the heart of video land.
05:52I've got a job for you.
05:54Anything you desire, my sweet potato.
05:57Not you, Eggplant Wizard.
05:59King Hippo.
06:01No fair. It's my turn.
06:03He got to do your last evil deed.
06:06Let me tell you why.
06:08Why? Because you watched that the last job, you incompetent vegetable.
06:12King Hippo, go to the palace and punch out their defenses.
06:15Then, kidnap the princess and bring her to me.
06:20Don't worry, your disgustingness.
06:22I'll be back with that chick before you can give me a ten count.
06:29And you, go with him, you brainless idiot.
06:32Yes, your sugar meat, Mrs., yes, yes.
06:38Without the princess to leave them,
06:40it won't be long before all of those video worlds fall under my control.
06:45Then I'll be the beautiful queen of video land.
06:48Poor princess.
06:58She's very much obscene.
07:00We must cheer her up.
07:02Don't fret your little megamind.
07:04There's only one person who can cheer up the princess.
07:07And I'm looking at him.
07:10Let's see.
07:11There should be a lift around here somewhere.
07:13There it is.
07:19There's got to be some way out of this crazy world.
07:23Come on, Duke.
07:24If that princess got us into this mess,
07:27Maybe she can get us out.
07:29Elsewhere in the palace,
07:30Mother Brain's minions arrive in search of the princess.
07:33How do we know which door leads to the princess?
07:46Simple.
07:47Simon will lead us to it.
07:48Yoo-hoo, princess darling.
07:50It's me, Simon Belmont.
07:53Just a minute.
07:54This should warp him out of town for a while.
08:10Excuse yourself, you pig.
08:16Shh.
08:18Okay, Simon.
08:19What do you warp?
08:20Uh, Your Highness.
08:28Help me, won't it?
08:30It's me, Kevin.
08:31I need to talk to you.
08:32Quick, thank you so...
08:34Me?
08:35I'm just an incompetent vegetable.
08:37Is everything all right in there?
08:40Uh, oh, yes.
08:42Yes, everything's just fine.
08:44Thank you.
08:45Can I come in?
08:46Oh, no, no.
08:48Go away.
08:49Hey, I'm not decent.
08:52You can say that again.
08:54Pipe down.
08:58Something funny's going on, Duke.
09:03Princess Lana.
09:06Put her down.
09:08Whatever you say.
09:10Whoa.
09:12Hey, hey, get away, mutt.
09:15Get off of me.
09:17Oh, get off of me.
09:19Cut it out.
09:20It's me, Kevin.
09:23Kevin, look out.
09:30Whoa.
09:31This super power pad's too cool.
09:34Do you think you're so good, human?
09:36Try to out-drop me.
09:38Anytime you're ready.
09:40Kevin, help.
09:41Alright, that's it.
09:54You guys are toast.
09:56Lana!
09:57Oh, no.
09:58She's gone.
09:59Princess.
10:11Come on, Duke.
10:14Kid Icarus.
10:14Mega Man.
10:15We've got to find the princess.
10:17Don't worry.
10:18It's Maximus.
10:19She's safe with Simon.
10:20Simon, the princess has been kidnapped.
10:27If we don't find her, I may never be able to get back home.
10:30We'll start sochin' immediately.
10:33Not so fast.
10:35As the highest-ranking officer of her highness's court,
10:38not to mention her dearest friend,
10:40I shall give the orders.
10:41Mega Man, shine my boots.
10:43Kid Icarus, I could use a little trim.
10:45Not too much off the top, however.
10:51How's this for a shine?
10:52No!
10:54Oh!
10:54Oh!
10:55Oh!
10:55Oh!
10:56Oh!
10:57Whoa!
10:57Whoa!
11:01What do you think you're doing?
11:10I'm not up to this.
11:11I deserve some respect.
11:12I hit the...
11:13I hit the pause, guys.
11:15No wonder Videoland's losing the war.
11:18These guys are just fighting themselves.
11:20We've got to rescue the princess.
11:24Simon, get me a map of Videoland.
11:27Simon Belmont takes orders from only one person.
11:30Simon Belmont.
11:32I'll lead us to the fair princess,
11:34But first, I'll need a map.
11:36Hmm.
11:37Whoever abducted the princess
11:38is obviously taking her back to Mother Brain on Metroid.
11:41There's a warp zone right here
11:42that'll take us directly to her.
11:44No, I won't.
11:46I beg your pardon.
11:47Look, I've played this game a hundred times.
11:50This is the warp to Metroid.
11:53Wrong, warp brain.
11:54It's this one.
11:56No way!
11:57Tell you what.
11:58I'll flip you for it.
11:59Heads, we go my way.
12:01Tails we go yours.
12:07Heads.
12:07You lose.
12:08Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
12:17Hey.
12:18Look, Duke.
12:19Brrrrr.
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12:50It's not Metroid, it's Kongo Land.
12:59Kongo Land? But that's Donkey Kong's home!
13:20My arrows will stop that, Apicus Maximus!
13:39Let's go!
13:49Wait! We've got to get Kid Icarus!
13:52That'll be a snap!
13:58That wasn't the kind of snap I had in mind!
14:05Phew! That wasn't so bad.
14:10Yes, it was.
14:29Phew!
14:30Well, you'll think twice before tangling with me again.
14:34Oh, Apicus!
14:36I hope this thing works!
14:40Jump!
14:47Hey! Thanks, Gavinicus!
14:49You're a pretty good Game Master after all!
14:52Thank me later! We've got to warp out of here before Donkey Kong gives us the big game over!
15:03Get in! Quick!
15:05We're too late! The zone's closed up!
15:08And that beast is closing in!
15:09There's the way off this world!
15:10You won't get away with this, Mother Brain!
15:11My warriors will rescue me!
15:12Of course not, little princess!
15:13Just like they rescued your father!
15:15He-he-he-he-he-he-he!
15:16Now that you're both out of the way, Videoland will soon be-
15:21Ah!
15:22You'll pay for this, Mother Brain!
15:23This is crazy! We're headed straight into a double-dead end!
15:25Dead if we jump into the volcano and dead if we don't!
15:40Look, I've played Donkey Kong enough times to know what I'm doing! Trust me!
15:56Simon was right! My sensors detect no warp zones in this area!
16:01Get down!
16:02Ha! Trust me, he says! Ha! I'd sooner trust a vampire to give me a shave!
16:14Quick! Closer to the edge of the volcano!
16:21Are you nuts?
16:22I know what I'm doing! Trust me!
16:24I trust you, Gevilicus! If did Icarus trust you, I trust you!
16:29Come on, Simon!
16:31Oh, no! Not me! I'm staying right here!
16:37Break!
16:39Quick! Get on the boulders! The pause won't last that long!
16:42Simon, hurry!
16:48Ah!
16:54Wait for me!
16:56Hey, guys! This is where we get off!
17:13Break!
17:14Whoa!
17:16Ah!
17:17That was a real cool move, Gevilicus!
17:27I agree!
17:29Th-th-th-th-th-th-th-thanks!
17:30Don't thank me yet!
17:32I've still got to rescue the princess!
17:34Speaking of her Hydecus, look!
17:36Look!
17:37Ah! Just like in the fairy tales, the handsome hero will rescue the fair princess from the impenetrable tower!
17:44Simon, we've got to do this as a team, remember?
17:47Ah! A team! Of course!
17:56Sorry, Captain Nuisance, but no one shall come between Princess Lana and her loving Simon Belmont!
18:01This warp zone will take me straight into her arms!
18:03Mega Man, give me a hand! That looks like an opening!
18:14Whoa!
18:18Whoa!
18:20Whoa!
18:22Princess!
18:25I thought you didn't want to have anything to do with Videoland!
18:29I'm sorry I didn't take you seriously before! I couldn't believe that this was real!
18:36Well, it is I who should apologize to you!
18:39Don't worry about it, Princess!
18:41Huh?
18:43We're locked in!
18:48So this is what the Ultimate Warp Zone said to defeat me, huh?
18:53We'll see just how good you are when you try to survive the corridors of Metroid!
19:00Ah!
19:02Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
19:22Whoo-hoo-hoo!