Robber's Sex Distraction

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2 days ago

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00:00okay here's a question for the guys listening and i'm not sure if any will admit to it

00:11but if you are bold enough to feel free to reach out have you been taken advantage of

00:18by a hot chick yes meaning not that way just let me finish yes i have there's so many stories like

00:23this now of hot chicks you know go back to a guy's room and then steal their rolex oh yeah

00:29and their money yep or whatever it is or their heart have you been robbed by a hot chick

00:35thinking she was into you if that's actually happened to you and you want to share your story

00:41you can reach out 1-855-954-6969 robbed by a hot chick 1-855-954-6969 or text us at 46969 dude i'm

00:51telling you right now it literally was happening to me in south beach and then they look down and

00:55like fossil i didn't want your fossil watch i didn't want my fossil watch guys and i was totally

01:02safe right after that but i definitely was like they looked at my watch 100 100 100 has a hot chick

01:10robbed you that's the question and anonymous is joining us on the dave and chuck lines anonymous

01:14what happened so at a casino did well at a craps table won about five grand and i'm not the most

01:24handsome guy in the world yeah and uh girl like hey come you want to come to my room i'm like yeah

01:31i had been drinking and she wanted me to do wild wild stuff that i can't say on the radio okay and why i

01:41was doing said wild stuff uh she stole the five grand out of my pocket but while you were doing

01:50wild stuff to her she was doing wild stuff yeah like some something i it rhymes with misting

01:57whoa my god that is not what i thought you would say no i thought it would be like a just a like a

02:0669 or something like that she was incredible while your fist is inside oh wow that is and i was

02:15and it and then i she had something all the way in her mouth if you know what i'm saying uh-huh

02:23to get her head laying over the side of the bed yeah and you guys are contortionists well

02:30and now the wild she's picking your pocket that was going on i was preoccupied i'll be honest it's

02:38worth five grand yeah she went pretty far i do i'm not mad about it no it's worth it fistini over

02:45here is incredible i mean uh he did he paid for a service that night a wild service it costs five

02:53thousand lifelong story that's it he's got a story to tell what you know there's a lot worse stuff

02:58out there how do you yeah i mean dude she had to have because my pants were at my ankles and her

03:07head was over the end of the bed she was laying on her back so she just reached down wow man wow

03:13wow what a tail dude wild what a tail and yeah i'm not mad about it she hung herself over the side

03:21so she could get the pants yeah oh boy well and who i mean you can't even all right anonymous

03:28thanks for calling in i'll put yourself in that scenario she's putting in way more work than the

03:34other people yeah drugging drinks more work yeah way more work yeah like she deserved that money

03:40that's what i'm saying it's really just a service yeah you're right at that point it's like thank you

03:45you know i see you've taken my way yes it's four thousand plus the thousand dollar tip there we go

03:51see you later i had a great night she was doing stuff to him and and while he was yeah man i mean

04:00it's wild that's a lot that's a again i i want to see it sketched out because i'm having a hard time

04:07with oh i see what you're saying yes yeah like a police sketch of lady yes the entire scene

04:13because how are you doing that while she is doing that and also with the yeah

04:21right but then i'm thinking to myself uh it's kind of like in a 69 position

04:29i'm just gonna try and sketch it he gave me a lot of details that i didn't allow him to pass on i

04:34think i could draw it oh you think yes i think i could he can't draw a thing i know that's what

04:40it'll make make it perfect because i was gonna try to draw what i thought was gonna happen

04:46and i believe the guy's on his back his legs are down off the end of the bed with the bent knees

04:54and she is turned around backwards but on top of him so he can punch his own weight so you think

05:03no no no that's not it can i show this can i show it what yeah oh yeah yeah i mean yeah it's wild

05:15no no there's no way there's no he's on the he's at her feet probably

05:22yeah but there's no way he could know her head was over the edge of the bed her head was her head so

05:30back

05:30um

05:34hmm it's hard to just give her a good throat

05:37i i think that um for sure i don't he needs a call back this is confusing

05:46could you clarify that situation with the fist and the oral think about okay 69 position but the

05:55girls actually scooted down more towards your legs or something like but then so that you can

06:02get the because your arms gotta right i know but then she's also at from time to time manipulating his

06:11goods but then able to reach down and grab the stuff out of his pants it's diabolical i've never

06:20heard anything like that i wonder if this is him calling back it might be him well you can't just i

06:26know we got to be super careful how we yeah i mean maybe step by step hold on okay he's on line one

06:34okay all right just be careful how you explain it but we are really having i will i will at least

06:40i am having a hard time i was standing up oh my god like i was right look again exhibit a yeah okay

06:49so you're standing up i was standing up and you're reaching the bed sideways off the bed not the end of

06:56the bed but like you know how okay but how is she like upside down no her head on her back she's on

07:04her back her head's like that i know but how are you so you have long arms i don't have long arms huh

07:14so how do you make that happen to her while she has was she doing that to herself

07:20no no i was doing that to her i was reaching over top of her okay why her head is she shorter

07:31yeah she wasn't tall right right right you're right yeah so dave was right so i was right

07:36drawing is correct so i was exactly correct he's reaching over in the drawing and she is thank you

07:45yeah no that's amazing i would have never thought i wouldn't have thought i could reach

07:50her parts oh yeah i read yeah yeah you got there she got the money yeah and she got the money

07:58it was her idea she's like i want you to do this right because she needed that position to get the

08:03money because i can't even i don't even know yeah because what am i supposed to say like no i don't

08:08want to do something cool that i've never done before no i mean like i said you bought and paid for

08:13a service yeah exactly all right man thank you think about it people were paying that much to go

08:20to like star wars land he went to star wars land that night that's what he did he went to star wars

08:27land and it's just different it was just different there they've got it right oh that's crazy that is

08:37crazy i just didn't think it was possible i wouldn't have either my brain you're right contortionist

08:42yeah i'm sorry to poopoo you so thank you so much thank you i apologize you guys are having real hard

08:46at my drawing it's really funny drawing anatomically correct everything is what really makes me yeah

08:53the only thing that wasn't a stick the only thing that wasn't a stick was the guy's johnson

08:59because i didn't want it to look like a stick right i wanted you to know what it was i know but

09:02i mean it could have still been a stick but you were like what it was it's not just his arm this

09:06little part of it a bit of detail because i wanted you to i didn't want you to think that was the fist

09:10part yes yeah i can see how long it is too right oh yeah it's like fully in but there's still so much

09:17left oh yeah whatever it's at least a nine entry drew

09:24okay well that that was almost an unsolved mystery but we solved yeah yeah thank god we never get the

09:29answers no the fist oral debacle no guys ready for that i just can't believe there's a lady out

09:39there who's like i'm just waiting because i'm gonna win it crap she's out there i'm sure he's not the

09:44only one oh no no way there's a guy a knight yeah inside those things we had to have you won money

09:58at a local casino and then we're up to your wrist the fixture thief has done it again yeah my goodness

10:08gracious it's just crazy what some people decide this is what i'm gonna do for money you're right

10:14you know you're absolutely this is what i'm gonna do for money because to a lot of people that is not

10:18worth five thousand dollars no and then i guess like part of you maybe you're into it you'd have to

10:25so you'd have to be because she initiated that i know she wanted him distracted so she could get

10:30down there but still you would still then just tell him to touch right but the thing is yeah but

10:35she gave him a real job to do she wanted him busy for real busy and i mean you're trying to figure

10:41stuff out down there it's your first time at work you know you're brand new like you're trying to

10:47figure it out the other stuff it's like it might be kind of yeah you're watching them do this stuff

10:52if it's that it's like i listen i'm gonna trust you down there i gotta i gotta work on whatever

10:58this is i gotta figure this out

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